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Head Witch in Charge EP
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00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom?
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:29Please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:36.
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power
00:00:53to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands,
00:00:59it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family
00:01:06would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered
00:01:17over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry
00:01:30and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week
00:01:35or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no.
00:01:39Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood?
00:01:41You are getting married
00:01:42whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember?
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:05I know.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:34Right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, in Vegas, like I said,
00:03:08I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me,
00:03:11you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir
00:03:16and marry her
00:03:17and then that whole obnoxious family
00:03:19will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment
00:03:27to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl
00:03:32like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off
00:03:36the old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion,
00:03:43I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up
00:03:46and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good!
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20Yeah.
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:28It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:43Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svensson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svensson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:26Do you know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:42Are you nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to wait.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:38Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:29Please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait.
00:08:50I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:02No.
00:09:03No.
00:09:03No.
00:09:04No.
00:09:05No.
00:09:06No.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:28Eric Phillips.
00:09:30It is very nice.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:24You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:11:00The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are. The real you wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that. He really wants me. The real me.
00:11:21Fuck. You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric. I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl. Look down at my head.
00:12:18Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't. Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay. Don't think. Just kill. Tell me how you feel.
00:12:34It's so good. But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48You feel like I'm gonna make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm gonna kill it now.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:58Five.
00:13:00Four.
00:13:02Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:08Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:31In front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:14:55No.
00:15:11No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:14I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Well, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey, you're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:11But I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just, never been married before.
00:17:06Um, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:18Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:29You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:18Right.
00:18:18Right.
00:18:19Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:27Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:59And you guys...
00:20:00Are you okay?
00:20:01Oh, you see...
00:20:08What kind ofisk might you be talking about?
00:20:09Are they ready to go?
00:20:10Oh, damn!
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39Hmm. That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family,
00:21:08not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is...
00:21:14a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:22If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:25we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30and then bring her to me.
00:21:33Idiot.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:22:25to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:33The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, wait.
00:22:51When this fades, Eric,
00:22:53I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:21Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:23No!
00:25:25No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the long!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me, she has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand. Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:26:46more into bondage. I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save your life.
00:26:55I'm thanking you. You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:19here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spent-in schemes?
00:27:29I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't. But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:30No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:07You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48After this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Venson.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You imagined a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:33roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself. If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson. You don't play house with Sheryl's.
00:31:33Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions. Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:17divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:12I promise.
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:28in Vegas you said you had a sister right yeah Sigrid she didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:33:41she's different than us better not like you no not like me but you already know that
00:34:16so
00:34:43good morning wife
00:34:46I told you not to call me
00:35:03you were saying something
00:35:07what
00:35:10how did you know I was awake
00:35:13the husband always knows
00:35:21well if you don't mind I'm gonna shower
00:35:26no peeking
00:35:32cross my heart
00:35:33hope to die
00:35:43I need to get a grip
00:35:44some washboard ads and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:35:49I just need this one time
00:35:54to take the edge off
00:36:01I remember
00:36:03remember he touched me like this in Vegas
00:36:17look I'm so close
00:36:25that's it Lily
00:36:27be a good girl
00:36:29and go for me
00:36:37are you ready
00:36:57you said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look
00:37:03to know what you were doing
00:37:04while thinking about me
00:37:07God you are so full of yourself
00:37:09do I know what I heard
00:37:11say another word
00:37:12and I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:16were you thinking about that time
00:37:18in Vegas
00:37:21where I ate you out
00:37:22in the shower
00:37:23you came so hard
00:37:25you almost crushed my skull
00:37:26between your thighs
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32yeah well I don't think about them at all
00:37:59you still haven't even told me
00:38:00which you won't belong for yet
00:38:02it's on a need to know basis
00:38:04oh don't you think I need to know
00:38:08I am your wife after all
00:38:10oh now you remember you're my wife
00:38:13funny how you only remember that
00:38:14once convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about
00:38:17how badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:19so all I am is a mistake
00:38:20if I remember right
00:38:21you're the one that suggested
00:38:23that we get hand fast married
00:38:24obviously that was before I knew
00:38:26about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29duty and responsibility
00:38:30might not be a big deal
00:38:31in your family
00:38:32but in mine
00:38:33it's huge
00:38:34see there you go again
00:38:36always worried about
00:38:37what your family wants
00:38:38it's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules
00:38:40because I have to Eric
00:38:42if I don't
00:38:43I end up in situations like this
00:38:45did you ever stop to think
00:38:47that maybe that's unfair
00:38:48that maybe your ideas
00:38:50and their ideas are bullshit
00:38:52you ever think of that
00:38:54spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56well you're a Spinson too
00:38:57sweetheart
00:38:58not much longer
00:38:59I can tell you that
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee
00:39:20it's getting dark
00:39:21you really think you should be alone
00:39:22so now that we're married
00:39:24you think you have to babysit me too
00:39:30fine
00:39:30just don't take too long
00:39:35you got her in the car or what
00:39:37who
00:39:38don't play dumb with me boy
00:39:40the little Sherwood witch
00:39:42you married
00:39:43forgot to tell me about
00:39:46you thought I wouldn't find out huh
00:39:48you did a good job of hiding it
00:39:50I'll give you that
00:39:51maybe you are my son after all
00:39:54huh
00:39:54what's the end game here
00:39:55you said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58so you could pay off your debts
00:39:59what does she have to do with it
00:40:00because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need
00:40:05over the Sherwood family
00:40:07when I tell them
00:40:08their pretty little heir
00:40:10is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:11and then
00:40:12it'll be our family
00:40:14that gets to call the shots
00:40:15in the magic world
00:40:16so you just want to use her
00:40:18like you use mom
00:40:19like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21this is not a request
00:40:23boy
00:40:23bring the girl and the wand to me
00:40:26or you
00:40:26will be stripped of your name
00:40:28your magic
00:40:29everything
00:40:29and your sister
00:40:31she'll be the one paying the price
00:40:32for your mistakes
00:40:44this isn't right
00:40:45the trail should still be here
00:40:48would you like some coffee
00:40:49Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50yeah thank you
00:40:51wait how did you know my
00:40:54you
00:40:58with a mess
00:41:00that's cute
00:41:01you think that dusty old map
00:41:03could track me?
00:41:09that wand is mine
00:41:14not anymore it's not
00:41:15and sadly
00:41:16my employers need your powers too
00:41:18employer?
00:41:22hold still
00:41:23this will only hurt a bit
00:41:25no stop
00:41:25stop
00:41:34get away from her
00:41:40Eric the wand
00:41:52my magic
00:41:55she took half of my magic
00:41:57Eric
00:41:57you're okay
00:41:58I got you
00:42:00you're okay
00:42:01you're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:04the map said that the wand
00:42:06was miles away
00:42:07what did she want
00:42:08with my powers?
00:42:10thief must have found
00:42:10some way to bypass
00:42:11the tracking spell
00:42:13she can't have gone far
00:42:14we'll find her
00:42:14lay load for now
00:42:16Eric stop the car
00:42:17I can't breathe
00:42:19okay
00:42:30look at me
00:42:31look at me
00:42:32you're okay
00:42:32you're okay
00:42:33just breathe
00:42:34I got you
00:42:35you're safe
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me
00:42:40Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01if you hated me
00:43:03you wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05this doesn't change anything
00:43:08it's only scratching an itch
00:43:10once we get the wand
00:43:12and we do the divorce spell
00:43:14and we forget each other existed
00:43:20is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23you want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26you want to forget
00:43:27I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric
00:43:47we can't do this
00:43:50this is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52we can't make that mistake again
00:43:54we have a job to do, Eric
00:43:56let's get the wand
00:43:57that's it
00:43:59and then what?
00:44:01you know what happens after, Eric
00:44:03we do the divorce spell
00:44:06and we never see each other again
00:44:07what happens after, Eric
00:44:39Smells like fresh-baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55A gnomon-inhabitist smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean orgies?
00:45:05The satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:01It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:23Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29Hurry.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:45I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with it.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mine.
00:47:07You're the other year.
00:47:09To the share with it.
00:47:11Family.
00:47:13I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:23Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:40Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me.
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily.
00:48:20Share what's been said.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
00:48:56Now you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:32I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:44So, why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51Hmm.
00:49:52All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here.
00:50:10Or here.
00:50:12I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:22Just admit.
00:50:24I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So, what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:12Oh.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore.
00:51:31And how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:51:41I know.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I want to know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:22Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:04Eric, I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30He always asks me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:18I don't do so.
00:55:19I don't do so.
00:55:20I don't know.
00:55:25Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:55:31are. He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress of doll. It's like freaking
00:55:36me out. Eric. Are you safe? Eric. Are you safe? For now. All those weird old men lived last
00:55:54night. And I hexed my door so no one could get in. Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to
00:56:00get you to play with any of those weird old men, just... I know. I'll just do what he
00:56:05says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What if he actually does make me marry one of
00:56:12those
00:56:12guys? I'm never going to let that happen, alright? Look, I'm close to getting the wand of light.
00:56:19The wand of light? Like the one from the fairy tales? You can't tell that secret. When I
00:56:27get the wand, be ready for my call. I have a plan. I barely know basic spells. I don't
00:56:35know if... You can. I know you can. When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:57:08Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that? A bit high strung, aren't you, sis? I was
00:57:28just in the middle of thinking. Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very
00:57:33much giving post-orgasmic afterglow. Oh, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading
00:57:38can go jump in a lake. Oh, aren't we feisty this morning. Your super hot hubby isn't around,
00:57:44I'm guessing? Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick? I know all the best
00:57:49places to hide a body, by the way. I'm calling Effie. I know all about Eric Spenson. I'm not
00:57:56stupid. And when we get the wand back- You mean if you get the wand back? We will. And
00:58:03when
00:58:04we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone. I'll go home and marry the best
00:58:11person who serves our family alliance. It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person
00:58:20who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it. But it's not. It's
00:58:26just the way it goes, right? There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually
00:58:31want and be a good heir. Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:39That's fine. It's what it means to be a sure what. Just remember, repeating it doesn't
00:58:45make it true. Alright. Whatever you say, sis, you know best. I know. Give everyone a hug
00:58:56for me. Tell them I'll be back home soon. Last night was the last time. After today, we're
00:59:12done. If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand. My family's magic is dying. My father's been
00:59:33cashing in on broken promises three years. But he holds most of the power. And me and
00:59:38he would just get to scratch. That's how he controls us. If I could use the wand just
00:59:44once, I can take his power away from the break. I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying
00:59:49to save mine. It's the only way that we can be free. That's what you meant by trying to
00:59:57save your family. I was going to tell you the night before. I was going to tell you the
01:00:01truth. And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once. And then I
01:00:06would do whatever you wanted. Get a divorce. Leave you alone forever. Why didn't you tell
01:00:13me? Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different. I would have
01:00:22asked you to stay. It's a nice idea. But our families have been at war since the beginning
01:00:28of time. Maybe if we were different people. We have different lives. This would have worked.
01:00:38Maybe we can. Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric. A witch can hope. What? Do I have
01:00:54mushrooms growing out of the side of my head? Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09what? I look at them. I'm driving. Let's go. Wait. Let's go. What?
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:10No!
01:02:11I can't do it!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You... you sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:37Of course I sent her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well, I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:38I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:47You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08No!
01:04:09Your soul will be delicious.
01:04:11No!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19No!
01:04:20No!
01:04:22No!
01:04:26No!
01:04:27No!
01:04:32No!
01:04:33No!
01:04:34No!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my...
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:17Oh my god.
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers.
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself.
01:05:29I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a devil's spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:24Whoa!
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:36Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:25No!
01:07:37you absolute moron
01:07:42you absolute moron
01:07:44be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:49you're alive
01:07:51that is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed
01:07:54you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:58something cool
01:07:59the wand gave you your power back
01:08:03my mom used to say that
01:08:04the wand's user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11what did you want
01:08:14you
01:08:17don't scare me like that again
01:08:19okay
01:08:20you know
01:08:21I thought I heard something
01:08:24I was bleeding out
01:08:29maybe you could say it again
01:08:34maybe you could say it again
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40you're expensive
01:08:43that's my girl
01:08:50let's go
01:09:03you ready for one last stop
01:09:05man
01:09:07yeah
01:09:25ah
01:09:27there you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done
01:09:34now
01:09:35where is my wand
01:09:37wait
01:09:39you're supposed to be dead
01:09:40wow
01:09:41you weren't kidding
01:09:42he really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46around this whole house
01:09:47it's impossible
01:09:48there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50there's always a loophole
01:09:51hold me in
01:09:55secret
01:09:56you ungrateful brat
01:09:58how dare you betray me like this
01:10:00really dad
01:10:01playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now old man
01:10:16the magic's gone
01:10:17forever
01:10:31Eric
01:10:32Otis
01:10:33Svensson
01:10:34release me this instant
01:10:36that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right
01:10:41his powers are gone
01:10:42it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats
01:10:47both of you
01:10:48you'll pay for this
01:10:49you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:55talk soon pups
01:10:57we're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:11:00I said get back here
01:11:02get back here
01:11:03please don't do this
01:11:04you little bitch
01:11:22so
01:11:23where to now
01:11:24should we
01:11:25go and drop off
01:11:26the wand of life
01:11:28yeah
01:11:29but there's something
01:11:30I want to do first
01:11:32that sounds ominous
01:11:35just so happens
01:11:36that there's another
01:11:37full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41are you asking me
01:11:42to hand fast marry you
01:11:45yeah
01:11:47I think I am
01:11:48Eric Svensson
01:11:50well
01:11:50we better hurry
01:11:51if we're gonna take
01:11:52the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back
01:11:54in time to the
01:11:55hunk-a-hunk-a
01:11:55wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have
01:11:58the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:00but
01:12:01if we're gonna get
01:12:02hand fast married again
01:12:03no more secrets
01:12:04this time
01:12:06so
01:12:06is there
01:12:07anything you want
01:12:08to come clean about now
01:12:09soon to be again
01:12:10husband
01:12:13there is
01:12:14one thing
01:12:16you might want to
01:12:17buckle up
01:12:18we're about to go
01:12:19super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been
01:12:21going super speed
01:12:22this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me
01:12:25to make our trip
01:12:25last longer
01:12:26didn't you
01:12:27you know me so well
01:12:29soon to be again
01:12:30wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:34will you marry me
01:12:36and not because of
01:12:38some spell
01:12:38or because it's
01:12:39your duty
01:12:41but because you
01:12:42want to
01:12:46yes I will
01:12:57ready
01:12:58hell yeah
01:12:59hell yeah
01:13:00hell yeah
01:13:01hell yeah
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