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00:00:00I want to be the greatest, everybody on their face shit
00:00:02I look around and feel like everybody is the fakest
00:00:03I make this, everyday and I'm impatient
00:00:05Hoping one day I blow up from the basement
00:00:07Statement, the top is so vacant
00:00:09I don't know your shit that I...
00:00:10Okay mom, here I am
00:00:12Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country
00:00:15I earned a scholarship just like we planned
00:00:19Promise me Harper, you won't give up on our dream
00:00:22The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall
00:00:27Than Harvard
00:00:28And don't just work hard
00:00:30Have fun too
00:00:31Fall in love
00:00:33Voted Prime Queen
00:00:35Prime Queen, mom, really?
00:00:37I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves
00:00:42Promise me Harper
00:00:44I have to make all the right moves this year
00:00:46So I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her
00:00:49And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing
00:00:55Thanks for giving me a ride
00:00:56Hey, you looked really hard at volleyball training
00:01:00Show me your abs
00:01:03Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay?
00:01:05He's your boyfriend
00:01:05Oh, almost forgot mom
00:01:08Think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:09Have you figured it out?
00:01:11I'm only with Hamilton, so
00:01:13You know what you're missing out on
00:01:16Portia, what the f...
00:01:17Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:19I only see you as a friend
00:01:21Portia, stop
00:01:26Jesus Christ, Portia, stop
00:01:29Portia, stop
00:01:36Stop
00:01:44I think I just hit someone
00:01:46Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body
00:01:51Hey, wake up
00:01:54Relax
00:01:55So your dad's like the third richest guy in the world
00:01:58Who cares about a nobody?
00:02:00She's not breathing
00:02:01Hey, hey, come on
00:02:03Wake up, wake up
00:02:14My first kiss
00:02:15His lips are so soft
00:02:17I never imagined it would be like this
00:02:21Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:25Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:27Get off me, creep
00:02:28Oh, what the f...
00:02:30I was trying to save your life
00:02:32Right after almost taking it, thanks
00:02:35Typically rich jerk
00:02:36Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer
00:02:38Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:39What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:41You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:45Have
00:02:47Have not
00:02:48He means people from Trashcanistan
00:02:51Like you
00:02:52And she hasn't got a lawyer
00:02:54A parole officer
00:02:55Sure that hair
00:02:57Screams to thee
00:03:03Let's go
00:03:05Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:03:06Doodle-oo
00:03:12But you almost killed me!
00:03:17What a entitled asshole!
00:03:22Dude, that sounds so insane
00:03:24I know
00:03:24You had to be there
00:03:25I wish, man
00:03:27Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way
00:03:29It's a time to...
00:03:31Hamilton is obsessed with Portia
00:03:33It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me
00:03:36Yeah, no problem, dude
00:03:40Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student
00:03:44Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe
00:03:48Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:51As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan
00:04:01Oh my god, that's insane
00:04:08You?
00:04:10Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant
00:04:12Way to show your appreciation
00:04:15Portia, please
00:04:16How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:20Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for
00:04:25That's enough
00:04:27Now, your social science projects
00:04:29Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper
00:04:35Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss
00:04:38That's okay with me
00:04:39I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness
00:04:41Well, I'd run the same page, charity girl
00:04:44Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate
00:04:46He has to steal kisses from strangers
00:04:49Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:52Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose
00:04:54Oh, yeah, I'm sure
00:04:55That's enough
00:04:55I've made my decision
00:04:57You two will work together
00:04:59Now, seats, please
00:05:13Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:15Sure you'll be safe
00:05:16Since I'm such a pervert
00:05:17I apparently can't keep my hands to myself
00:05:20What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:23That bag gets its own seat in first class
00:05:26It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have
00:05:42Hey, stay away from Anderson
00:05:45You'll never be worthy of him
00:05:47Everyone, seats, please!
00:05:54So, big class
00:05:55Can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:59Because today we are discussing molar mass
00:06:02Now, molar mass
00:06:04This is why I hate rich boys
00:06:06They're all the same
00:06:07They wreck everything they touch
00:06:15My pendant!
00:06:20I can't lose that pendant
00:06:23I want you to have something
00:06:26No, mom, that's, that's your necklace
00:06:28It's yours now
00:06:29It was my mother's before me
00:06:31And her mother's before her
00:06:33Wear it and think of me
00:06:36I will, mom
00:06:37I'll wear it every day
00:06:40Where is it?
00:06:45I could have put it in here
00:06:50Good
00:06:50You're home
00:06:52Rent just doubled starting this week
00:06:54But I already gave you everything for bond
00:06:56And first month's rent
00:06:58If you don't have the money
00:07:00We can work out a payment plan
00:07:02If you know what I mean
00:07:06I'd rather die
00:07:08That's really generous of you
00:07:09I'll get back to you on that
00:07:20I'll take this as interest
00:07:24Great, Harper
00:07:25Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live
00:07:28With no money
00:07:29Survive my first day at a new school
00:07:31And on top of finding my lost necklace
00:07:36I was wearing it
00:07:37Get off me, creep
00:07:39That rich asshole must have taken it
00:07:41That rich asshole must have taken it
00:08:15Ow
00:08:29I mean, you're not my usual type
00:08:31But if you're that desperate
00:08:34And you're drained
00:08:35You arrogant asshole
00:08:43Going somewhere?
00:08:45I want my necklace back, babe
00:08:47What are you talking about?
00:08:49My pendant
00:08:50You took it this morning
00:08:51After you drove into me
00:08:52Okay, get real
00:08:53So why would I want anything you have?
00:08:56And it was barely a tap
00:08:58I don't believe you
00:08:59But
00:09:01I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:09:04Did you miss me?
00:09:05I missed you
00:09:06I missed you too
00:09:11Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:15It's not what it looks like
00:09:16Really?
00:09:18How about how this looks?
00:09:21Thanks for giving me a portion of the lip, by the way
00:09:23It would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:28Okay
00:09:30How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:33I don't want your money
00:09:34I want my necklace back
00:09:36I told you
00:09:36I don't have it
00:09:39I think he's telling the truth
00:09:45Yeah
00:09:46Maybe $500 to delete that pic
00:09:48I don't want your money
00:09:50Then what do you want?
00:09:53I need somewhere to live
00:09:56My creepy landlord just doubled my rent
00:09:59And the way he looks at me, I just
00:10:01I don't feel safe
00:10:07Never mind
00:10:10Wait
00:10:12If you promise to keep my secret
00:10:15You can stay here
00:10:19Deal?
00:10:26Which side is mine?
00:10:28No side
00:10:28This is where you're sleeping
00:10:29What?
00:10:30No, I'm not living in your freaking closet
00:10:32This isn't what we agreed to
00:10:33I said you could stay
00:10:34I didn't say where
00:10:37But I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:39Yeah
00:10:40It won't mind
00:10:42I mind
00:10:43Look
00:10:44My father
00:10:45Total hard ass
00:10:46There is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:48So
00:10:48He can't know about this
00:10:49Take it
00:10:50Or leave it
00:10:51Who am I kidding?
00:10:53Beggars can't be choosers
00:10:56All right
00:10:57We have a deal
00:10:58Hold up
00:10:59There will be rules
00:11:01Oh
00:11:02Definitely
00:11:02I know you spoil rich boys alike
00:11:06One
00:11:06Don't talk to me at school
00:11:08We
00:11:08Are not friends
00:11:10Gladly
00:11:11Two
00:11:12Keep your hands to yourself
00:11:13Three
00:11:14Same goes to you
00:11:15No checking out my six pack
00:11:17Four
00:11:18No falling in love with me
00:11:21Deal?
00:11:33I need to pack my stuff
00:11:34The fuck
00:11:39You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:42I'm the landlord
00:11:43This is my property
00:11:45Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:47Are you going to accept my gender's offer?
00:11:50I'm leaving
00:11:50I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:51Hey
00:11:52You signed the lease
00:11:54And you doubled the rent
00:11:55Knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:57I'm going to need five hundred
00:11:58For breaking that lease
00:11:59Let me go
00:12:02Let me go
00:12:03Five hundred dollars
00:12:04Let me go
00:12:05Or you can work it off
00:12:27Get off her
00:12:30What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:37You better get out of here
00:12:38Before I knock your teeth out
00:12:46Hey
00:12:48Come on
00:12:48Let's get you out of here
00:12:54I got you
00:12:57I'm okay
00:12:57I just need a moment
00:13:05I can't believe you saved me
00:13:08Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:12God you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps?
00:13:15You're gross you know that?
00:13:20Oh man
00:13:22This mattress is so soft
00:13:24It's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:25You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:27I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:32That's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:34Thanks food stamps
00:13:36What's so important about this pendant
00:13:38That you had to break an ender for anyway?
00:13:41It was my mother's
00:13:43So it's like a family heirloom
00:13:45Yeah something like that
00:13:49Except I don't have a family anymore
00:14:08Come on
00:14:10Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:14And it must mean a lot to her
00:14:25Get in food stamps
00:14:26One time offer
00:14:28Or you can be late
00:14:31Does it have a handle or
00:14:44Into the right trust fund
00:14:48I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:50Give me your hands
00:14:52Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:55Just give me your hands
00:15:01Wait where was it?
00:15:02How did you find it?
00:15:03What is wrong with me?
00:15:04Why did I just give away
00:15:06The only leverage I had over her?
00:15:09You lied to me last night
00:15:12You had it this whole time didn't you?
00:15:14That's how she sees me?
00:15:16Yep
00:15:17That's right
00:15:18Just wanted to see what you were prepared to do
00:15:20To get it back
00:15:23You're disgusting
00:15:27Get off me
00:15:32That's the second time you slapped me
00:15:33Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:35Enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:38Come on
00:15:39Get out
00:15:39Shoo
00:15:43Are you serious?
00:15:51Stop
00:16:042,000 words on the civil war
00:16:06Guaranteed A
00:16:07It's my second
00:16:11Hey
00:16:13Keep that back
00:16:15Selling school homework
00:16:16You know that's an instant expulsion
00:16:19For scholarship students
00:16:22Who's going to use this against me?
00:16:24You blab on me
00:16:24I'll blab on you
00:16:26Mutually assured destruction
00:16:27Relax food stamps
00:16:29I'm not going to rat you out
00:16:32In the meantime
00:16:33Try to be
00:16:35A better person
00:16:59That's seven minutes
00:17:00You sexy bitches
00:17:05Get it
00:17:07Get it
00:17:12Oh my god
00:17:14It's trash canistan
00:17:16Our poor little orphan
00:17:18Moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:19How precious
00:17:23Toilet cleaner
00:17:25how appropriate no no wait no no stop stop no no no no I only have one uniform please
00:17:44Harper
00:17:51what was that
00:17:55no no that must be wrong who put her name in the bowl Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:18:04come on
00:18:29damn bro where to make those seven minutes count I want to see that name show it to me now
00:18:36might as
00:18:38well get it over with what's wrong too scared to play
00:18:57give me that yes just take it
00:19:06why didn't you just pick Portia since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's
00:19:11back none of your business then why pick me because you hate me plus I knew you wouldn't
00:19:16get any ideas you're definitely safe with me couldn't think of anything worse straight back
00:19:21at you this is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life what are we even supposed
00:19:26to do in here we need a kiss everyone's gonna know if we don't just
00:19:34two seconds enough to uh mess up your lipstick and make it look good
00:19:49this is ridiculous hey you think I want this
00:19:54move out the way thank you who even put that loser's name in the bowl
00:20:18oh my necklace oh that's my boy that I can't learn herself Anderson from me my hair is
00:20:30you stupid bill fucker okay um hold on let me just okay okay go go go
00:20:36oh that hurts okay let me let me try something else
00:20:41oh lucky girl Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:46if you know what I mean
00:20:49go Andy
00:20:50hold still for a sec I can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:54I need to get out of here now
00:20:56just take a deep breath
00:20:58I can't breathe
00:21:00try to think of something else anything else
00:21:03okay why did you really pick me
00:21:06why do you care
00:21:07because we're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:10so if you have a crush on me I'd like to know so I can protect myself
00:21:13protect yourself
00:21:14please if anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:17it's you on me
00:21:19oh
00:21:19be real
00:21:21oh my god you're so full of yourself
00:21:23I need to get out of here
00:21:32what a little whore
00:21:34I bet you couldn't wait to slap you away into Anderson's pants
00:21:39I just thought what it looks like
00:21:44not cool Portia
00:21:45Anderson
00:21:49hurry up
00:22:06you're home late
00:22:07you okay
00:22:08I'm amazing
00:22:10I love cleaning up after rich kids
00:22:12it's my passionate life
00:22:14I meant because of Portia
00:22:17she went in pretty hard at the party
00:22:19yeah
00:22:20she's a bully
00:22:21that's what bullies do
00:22:25why do you care
00:22:28she's right
00:22:29why do I care
00:22:30I don't
00:22:32obviously
00:22:34but
00:22:35I'd hate for you to quit
00:22:36before you save up enough money to
00:22:38you know
00:22:38move out of my closet
00:22:39trust me
00:22:40no one wants that more than me
00:22:43hey you know
00:22:45signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers
00:22:49isn't gonna make you prom queen
00:22:52oh my god
00:22:53how does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen
00:22:59why would I want to be prom queen
00:23:00I don't care about fashion and popularity
00:23:04then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers
00:23:09I promised my mom I'd be prom queen okay
00:23:13it was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:16and
00:23:17she was dying
00:23:18so
00:23:20I promise
00:23:21look
00:23:22you don't really stand a chance
00:23:24right
00:23:24Portia she
00:23:26always wins
00:23:27always
00:23:28I have to try
00:23:30for my mom
00:23:34Anderson
00:23:35it's my father
00:23:37you wanted to see
00:23:37okay get in the closet
00:23:39wait
00:23:39wait
00:23:40wait
00:23:41father
00:23:45father
00:23:52what do you want
00:23:54the um
00:23:55dean's awards are this week
00:23:57do you think you'll be able to make it
00:23:59you think the business runs itself
00:24:01I can't take time off for every little thing
00:24:04and you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:24:08poor Anderson
00:24:08it's like his dad hates him
00:24:10I don't need you there
00:24:12it's cool
00:24:16what was that
00:24:18uh
00:24:18my phone
00:24:22I still left it in my coat pocket
00:24:42Hi I'm Harper
00:24:44Anderson's study partner
00:24:45we've got a big assignment together
00:24:54you're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall
00:24:57yes that's me
00:24:57I don't care what you do when you're not here
00:25:01but don't bring trash into my home
00:25:03are you for real
00:25:05I'm not trash
00:25:06she's not like that father
00:25:07my oversexed son
00:25:09is the heir of a great fortune
00:25:11and a renowned name
00:25:12and no slippery street slut
00:25:14that's gonna f*** away into our world
00:25:16so
00:25:17you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere
00:25:20stop it father
00:25:22I'm not interested in your money
00:25:25the mating call of every parasite everywhere
00:25:31don't ever let me see her
00:25:33here again
00:25:34yes sir
00:25:44I'm sorry
00:25:45he's a super rich dig hall
00:25:47who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:25:48I can't stay here
00:25:51where are you gonna go
00:25:53Harper
00:25:54don't give him the satisfaction
00:25:55okay
00:25:55he's just a shithead money-making machine
00:25:57who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:26:00give me a reason to stay
00:26:03I've never met anyone like her
00:26:05I don't want her to go
00:26:10um
00:26:10look it's safer than being out on the streets
00:26:14okay like I don't
00:26:15I don't care what he says
00:26:16do you?
00:26:20alright
00:26:21I'll stay
00:26:21because you asked so nicely
00:26:26besides
00:26:27you can't exactly run away
00:26:29when you have socks
00:26:31full of holes
00:26:32candy food stamps
00:26:33has anyone ever told you're a complete jerk?
00:26:37once or twice
00:26:38come on
00:26:39come get it
00:26:40come on
00:26:41come get it
00:26:41my shit
00:26:42help
00:27:00are you wearing perfume
00:27:02trash can of stan?
00:27:03let me guess
00:27:05scrubbing bubbles
00:27:06toilet cleaner
00:27:06I don't want any trouble
00:27:08and I'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:27:10now
00:27:11it's about what I want
00:27:13whatever you say
00:27:14good
00:27:16and I say
00:27:18lick
00:27:19my
00:27:19feet
00:27:20what?
00:27:21get on your knees
00:27:23and lick my shoes clean you rag
00:27:25why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:27because your pitiful poverty disgusts me
00:27:31I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it
00:27:34well Tuff
00:27:35I am sharing your world
00:27:36so if I'm so offensive to you
00:27:38just don't look at me
00:27:38problems
00:27:39how dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:41you're the one who started it
00:27:43I just want to go to class
00:27:44do you know how lucky you are
00:27:45to be a cavitish hole
00:27:47rubbing shoulders of people who are worth
00:27:48ten of you
00:27:50newsflash
00:27:51having rich parents
00:27:53doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate
00:27:55it says
00:27:56a pathetic
00:27:57penniless orphan
00:28:04what?
00:28:05no
00:28:07on
00:28:08your
00:28:09knees
00:28:10rag
00:28:11stop
00:28:20now lick
00:28:21like you love it
00:28:26oh my face
00:28:28my nose
00:28:29oh my face
00:28:32my nose
00:28:33oh shit
00:28:35sorry Porsche
00:28:37fast fight
00:28:38are you okay?
00:28:41no of course I'm not okay
00:28:43is it broken?
00:28:45I don't know
00:28:46looks fine to me
00:28:47right
00:28:47nice
00:28:48straight
00:28:49wait
00:28:50is that a blackhead
00:28:51what?
00:28:52no
00:28:52no
00:28:53no
00:28:53no
00:28:54have you got blackheads?
00:28:55no
00:28:55shut up
00:28:58babe
00:28:58you look great
00:28:59you're always beautiful
00:29:01don't look up to me
00:29:06this is your fault
00:29:10Porsche
00:29:11totally my bad
00:29:12okay?
00:29:13I owe you one
00:29:13I owe you one
00:29:14you bet you do Andy
00:29:17it hurts
00:29:18you're so pretty
00:29:20did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular school?
00:29:37you're not wearing any pants
00:29:38you've got a nose for these things food stamps
00:29:41how am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:29:48you still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating
00:29:51you uh really want to do this now?
00:29:54I just don't want to hang over my head
00:29:56oh poor food stamps
00:29:58has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:00just tell me what you want trust fund
00:30:06how about finish our assignment?
00:30:09I want an A
00:30:10no
00:30:10A plus
00:30:11so make it good
00:30:14okay?
00:30:16but I'm already doing our half of the assignment
00:30:18yeah
00:30:20it'll be character building
00:30:21I hate you so much
00:30:23really?
00:30:24I barely think about you
00:30:25wait
00:30:30before you go
00:30:32why did you throw the ball at Porsche today?
00:30:41tell me the truth
00:30:41it was a clean spike
00:30:44just out of ham's reach
00:30:46it was in the complete opposite direction
00:30:50why'd you save me?
00:30:52because
00:30:52I don't get why Porsche's giving you such a hard time
00:30:55she doesn't need to punch down
00:30:57so I'm beneath her?
00:30:59are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:02sure
00:31:02I could fight back if I wanted to
00:31:05Porsche doesn't run this school
00:31:06even though she thinks she does
00:31:09and I'll prove that when I'm named prom queen
00:31:11okay look
00:31:12in all seriousness
00:31:15you've got
00:31:16Andy
00:31:16dude
00:31:17hope you're ready to party
00:31:19yes
00:31:19Anderson
00:31:20it's time for you to make it up to me
00:31:22for getting really
00:31:23shh
00:31:23Porsche can't know I'm living here
00:31:24what do we do?
00:31:26what do we do?
00:31:26dig something
00:31:27quick
00:31:28okay get in the bed
00:31:29what?
00:31:30what?
00:31:30what?
00:31:40yo
00:31:46dude
00:31:47get a shirt on
00:31:48it's gonna be a big night
00:31:49and you know I like my nights big
00:31:52I thought I was meeting you guys at the party
00:31:54Porsche figured you could be our designated driver
00:31:57since
00:31:58you know
00:31:59you won't wear one
00:32:00more than one
00:32:01my nose
00:32:02it's
00:32:02it's really sore
00:32:04gotta go
00:32:05mess up your bathroom
00:32:08so
00:32:10how are you
00:32:14really
00:32:20how are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:27Porsche
00:32:28we talked about this
00:32:33are you alright?
00:32:36is there something wrong?
00:32:37nope
00:32:45what's under here?
00:32:47nothing
00:32:49all good
00:32:50just um
00:32:51you know
00:32:52a pit sword from volleyball practice
00:32:56alright
00:32:56we ready to get f***ed up
00:32:58or what?
00:32:59yeah
00:32:59I'll just uh
00:33:00finish getting dressed
00:33:01and I'll see you guys outside in five
00:33:02cool
00:33:03Porsche
00:33:04let's go
00:33:06wow
00:33:11thank god
00:33:12I nearly suffocated
00:33:13thanks for saving me Anderson
00:33:15you're the best
00:33:16hey you have
00:33:17just as much to lose as I do
00:33:18if horrible Porsche finds out
00:33:19you've been helping me
00:33:21and why does it smell like alfalfa
00:33:23in your bed?
00:33:24are you a vegan or something?
00:33:25sorry
00:33:26thought they changed the sheets
00:33:28wait is that
00:33:30oh my god
00:33:31ew
00:33:32ew ew ew ew ew
00:33:34get your head out the gutter
00:33:35food stamps
00:33:36and get our assignment done
00:33:45let me go
00:33:46let me go
00:33:48that's better
00:33:50did you just do something nice for me
00:33:52Harper Sullivan?
00:33:54no
00:33:54never
00:33:57and if I get pregnant from your sheets
00:33:58I swear
00:33:59don't change the subject
00:34:01you were actually nice to me
00:34:03for once
00:34:06so
00:34:07just
00:34:08let me know if there's
00:34:09anything else
00:34:10you want to do to thank me
00:34:18don't let him charm you
00:34:19Harper Sullivan
00:34:20you're just a speed bump
00:34:22on his privileged road
00:34:24never in my lifetime
00:34:25because I still hate you
00:34:27hate you more
00:34:35took all night
00:34:36that I finally completed
00:34:37your half of our assignment
00:34:40better be an A plus
00:34:41food stamps
00:34:43so I've done
00:34:44all the work
00:34:45and you're extorting an A plus
00:34:47from me
00:34:48100%
00:34:50thanks for putting it in
00:34:51in writing
00:34:51dipstick
00:34:53now help me win prom queen
00:34:54or this goes straight to the dean
00:34:57shit
00:35:00load on food stamps
00:35:02you got me
00:35:07you have to make everyone
00:35:09fall in love with me
00:35:13give me a break food stamps
00:35:14I'm not a miracle worker
00:35:30you need at least
00:35:30half the votes
00:35:31to win prom queen
00:35:33how am I supposed to do that
00:35:34be you
00:35:36or
00:35:36option B
00:35:37give people shit they like
00:35:39huh
00:35:39band kids are easy
00:35:41just feed them
00:35:43go
00:35:52drama kids
00:35:53crame attention
00:35:54just
00:35:55take a selfie
00:35:56with the wannabe stars
00:35:57uh
00:35:58hey guys
00:35:59uh
00:36:00I loved your performance
00:36:01in the last school play
00:36:02can I get an autograph
00:36:03from you guys
00:36:12oh my god love it
00:36:14thanks guys
00:36:14oh my god
00:36:15as for jocks and cheerleaders
00:36:23yeah
00:36:23sorry
00:36:24no chance
00:36:25what do you mean
00:36:26I need their votes to win
00:36:27yeah
00:36:28you're screwed
00:36:30look
00:36:30the only way
00:36:31is to really impress
00:36:32these guys
00:36:34so what do you got
00:36:36boobs
00:36:38and I can be popular
00:36:40and I got boobs
00:36:42you got any gold medals
00:36:44no
00:36:45you got any scholarships
00:36:47no
00:36:48but
00:36:49I might have something
00:36:51which could cause a lot
00:36:52of noise around here
00:36:54and welcome back
00:36:55to the Cavendish Valentine
00:36:56beach volleyball tournament
00:36:58where the only thing
00:36:59hotter than the sand
00:37:00is trying to stand
00:37:01your partner
00:37:02on the blue team
00:37:03Harper
00:37:04and Anderson
00:37:05so
00:37:05who are we playing against
00:37:09and on the red team
00:37:11we have
00:37:12Portia
00:37:12and
00:37:13Hamilton
00:37:14you're shitting me
00:37:15I
00:37:16I thought you were playing
00:37:17with me
00:37:19that's what she said
00:37:20it is literally
00:37:21what she said
00:37:22yo Anderson
00:37:23looking good man
00:37:25thanks for coming guys
00:37:27what's wrong Portia
00:37:28scared I'll beat ya
00:37:32I'll never be scared
00:37:33of something as basic
00:37:34and low rent
00:37:34as you rag
00:37:36let's play then
00:37:39let's go
00:37:40yo what's up guys
00:37:41welcome to the
00:37:42Cavendish Hall
00:37:43volleyball tournament
00:37:44you got skills
00:37:46okay
00:37:47my potential voters
00:37:48are here
00:37:49time to impress
00:37:50the hell out of them
00:37:51you got this
00:38:04okay
00:38:05oh what a hit
00:38:08each step
00:38:13remember who you're playing against
00:38:20hey
00:38:21oh and this spike
00:38:23from Anderson
00:38:24it's cool
00:38:25we can wait for you
00:38:26to call your daddy
00:38:27for help
00:38:29at least I have a daddy
00:38:36let's go
00:39:03so you can train a pig to smile
00:39:06what
00:39:06I said why is Anderson
00:39:08playing against me
00:39:09I mean
00:39:10us
00:39:10we've known each other
00:39:11since we were kids
00:39:12he's competitive
00:39:13and I'm hot
00:39:14there's no way
00:39:15I'm letting the school janitor
00:39:16beat me
00:39:16not in front of half
00:39:18the volleyball team
00:39:19oh my god
00:39:20her for the best
00:39:22you're dead
00:39:34hey
00:39:35you okay
00:39:38Portia that was
00:39:40boo
00:39:41you suck
00:39:42get out of here
00:39:43lame
00:39:44whatever
00:39:45what is that
00:39:46you gotta be kidding
00:39:47crawlers are gonna hate this
00:39:49you got this
00:39:50okay
00:39:50come on
00:40:04oh my god
00:40:07oh my god
00:40:08is that Portia
00:40:09whoa
00:40:09babe
00:40:09that was some hit
00:40:10are you okay
00:40:14do I look okay
00:40:16can you help
00:40:18please
00:40:30great game
00:40:31awesome final serve
00:40:33my followers are going crazy for you
00:40:35yeah
00:40:35she smashed it
00:40:37hey you still thinking about
00:40:39running for prom queen
00:40:40still got two days to sign up for it
00:40:41yeah
00:40:42do it
00:40:43we'll vote for you
00:40:43that's like a whole team here
00:40:45taking out Portia like that
00:40:46you're gonna be viral
00:40:48wow
00:40:48this might work after all
00:40:50and hey
00:40:51if you end up dead
00:40:52we'll send the cops to Portia's house
00:40:54she's gone
00:40:56I will kill her
00:40:58it's just a game Portia
00:41:00somebody even said she's running for prom queen
00:41:02I'm prom queen
00:41:03she's poverty queen
00:41:05she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:07who cares
00:41:09Anderson's my oldest friend
00:41:11and she's changing him
00:41:13she might not change you too
00:41:16Portia
00:41:17you've been prom queen like every year
00:41:19it's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:23or
00:41:25needy
00:41:26needy
00:41:27I was just joking
00:41:29I didn't mean
00:41:31why aren't you supporting me
00:41:32why is everything changing
00:41:36just go
00:41:39go
00:41:40I'm fine
00:41:44I'm not gonna let any
00:41:45take all the people I love
00:42:03I'm gonna fuck you up
00:42:04you Thrift Shop Charisma Vacuum
00:42:10happy valentine
00:42:24for you
00:42:25hey
00:42:27wait
00:42:27did Anderson just get me a valentine
00:42:36what the fuck
00:42:36someone else is giving Harper a valentine
00:42:40I know
00:42:41she looks like a walking coxlovener to me
00:42:43but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:42:52yeah that'll be good for you
00:42:55it will
00:42:55that's weird
00:42:56he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:42:58so who's it from
00:43:00oh hey
00:43:01that's mine
00:43:02give it back
00:43:02how do you know
00:43:04had a note
00:43:05yeah
00:43:06who from
00:43:09don't even know
00:43:10but when I find out
00:43:11I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:19uh did you a favor
00:43:20tastes kind of weird
00:43:22typical trustful jerk
00:43:25always taking the heavy
00:43:29Anderson
00:43:32Anderson
00:43:34help
00:43:34help
00:43:35shit it's drugs
00:43:38that was meant for me
00:43:41Anderson
00:43:41wake up
00:43:42yep
00:43:45reminder
00:43:46all students
00:43:47please make your way
00:43:48to the awards ceremony
00:43:50the dean awards are today
00:43:51it is about to commence
00:43:52Anderson you really need to wake up
00:43:54oh sorry
00:43:55uh
00:43:57wake up
00:43:57Anderson
00:44:02oh my god
00:44:03oh my god
00:44:03oh my god
00:44:06they don't need you
00:44:07breaks
00:44:08you're heavy
00:44:10trust fund
00:44:12wake up
00:44:13wake up
00:44:14wake up
00:44:22Anderson
00:44:24Anderson please
00:44:25wake up
00:44:26wait
00:44:30oh my god
00:44:32oh my god
00:44:47finally
00:44:58no no we don't have time for this really nice thing
00:45:00yeah we do
00:45:01no no I need to get you to the dean awards
00:45:04shit
00:45:05what's going on
00:45:06why do I feel
00:45:07I'll explain later
00:45:09okay we need to go
00:45:11did you
00:45:12get me drunk just so you can get me in the shower
00:45:14so let me
00:45:16yes
00:45:16I don't know why I didn't do it earlier
00:45:18but come on we need to get you some dry clothes
00:45:20and we need to go
00:45:23okay let me
00:45:24we had a spare shirt we lost and found
00:45:27so
00:45:28you can deal with this
00:45:29and I will deal with
00:45:31that
00:45:32okay
00:45:33help me in
00:45:34yep
00:45:35yep
00:45:36that's it
00:45:37good little
00:45:39big boy
00:45:41cool
00:45:50you're not ready
00:45:52what?
00:45:53yeah like
00:45:55when you were kissing
00:45:56and now you're addressing me
00:45:58but
00:45:59shouldn't I be undressing you?
00:46:02we don't have time for this
00:46:03you're not going to miss out on your award
00:46:06because someone hates me
00:46:07calling Anderson Savage
00:46:09please make your way to the dean's office
00:46:11yeah
00:46:11go go
00:46:11you're staying
00:46:13nice
00:46:14yep
00:46:17this is the first time our recipient has not turned up
00:46:20okay
00:46:21confident
00:46:22confident
00:46:22he's here
00:46:24oh
00:46:26just in time Anderson
00:46:27a step forward please
00:46:30so
00:46:31this is
00:46:32for your courage
00:46:33above and beyond the call of duty
00:46:36congratulations
00:46:39Mr. Savage
00:46:42you have made us
00:46:44all very proud of
00:46:45Cavendish Hall
00:46:48thank you sir
00:46:54he looks
00:46:55great
00:47:00what did you do to earn this?
00:47:02uh
00:47:03there was a
00:47:04thing
00:47:04last year
00:47:07right here
00:47:08actually
00:47:08wait
00:47:10you saved that
00:47:11guy from drowning in the Ritz
00:47:12it was all over TV
00:47:14and your father
00:47:15didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:47:17dude
00:47:17what's his problem?
00:47:18what you did was so brave
00:47:21thanks
00:47:21no seriously
00:47:23I'm proud of you Tristan
00:47:25you should wear this every day
00:47:27are you serious?
00:47:32no
00:47:40wait
00:47:42did we shower together?
00:47:46why?
00:47:47don't you remember?
00:47:48not really
00:47:49I know you were there
00:47:51and?
00:47:53and
00:47:54you were wet?
00:47:56I don't know
00:47:57it's fuzzy
00:48:00he's forgotten
00:48:01he's forgotten what happened
00:48:02I put you in the shower
00:48:04to sober you up
00:48:05okay
00:48:07I still feel like I'm missing something
00:48:10that's because you've forgotten
00:48:11the most amazing kiss in the world
00:48:12nope
00:48:13that's pretty much it
00:48:14really
00:48:16sure you're not holding out on me food stamps
00:48:18why would I do that?
00:48:20I don't know
00:48:22maybe I did something gross
00:48:23like
00:48:24fart in your face
00:48:25or
00:48:26burp out loud
00:48:27no no no
00:48:28you're clear on vote counts
00:48:29I promise
00:48:30okay
00:48:32anyway
00:48:33I need to go
00:48:34gotta go find my frond dress
00:48:36I'd offer to help
00:48:37but
00:48:38not really my area of expertise
00:48:40good at taking them off
00:48:41not so much a bind though
00:48:43okay
00:48:43information I did not need to know
00:48:46I'll see you later
00:48:47yeah
00:48:52hey harper
00:48:57what you did today
00:49:00thank you
00:49:15is that for prom?
00:49:16uh
00:49:17kinda
00:49:18yeah
00:49:19it's cool
00:49:20very very cool
00:49:21so
00:49:22it's not
00:49:23show me
00:49:25seriously
00:49:26you're not gonna show me
00:49:27it's 20 years bad luck
00:49:29that's for weddings
00:49:30come on
00:49:31I'll only
00:49:32tease you for an hour
00:49:40I know
00:49:41I know
00:49:42it's a poop emoji
00:49:45yeah
00:49:45no one's gonna
00:49:46eggplant emoji that
00:49:48I got it from a thrift store
00:49:49I didn't see the stain
00:49:50until I got home
00:49:51so
00:49:52can you like
00:49:53I don't know
00:49:55wash it or something
00:49:56I'll figure it out
00:49:57just don't you worry
00:49:58your pretty boy head about it
00:49:59just
00:50:00go
00:50:01go
00:50:02okay
00:50:08mom you need to rest
00:50:09no
00:50:10this is important
00:50:11I don't want you to miss out on anything
00:50:13cause I'm gone
00:50:15don't
00:50:15let
00:50:16my death
00:50:17be the thing that limits your life
00:50:21okay
00:50:22okay mom
00:50:24Cavendish
00:50:24Harvard
00:50:25prom queen
00:50:26I'll do it all
00:50:26I'll do it all for you
00:50:34mom
00:50:37mom
00:50:38mom
00:50:39mom
00:50:46I'm so screwed
00:50:47I have nothing to wear
00:50:48to prom
00:50:56hey
00:50:58I need you to do something for me
00:51:02note to self
00:51:03next time have rich parents
00:51:09correction Harper
00:51:10have parents
00:51:17food stamps
00:51:17you need to come with me
00:51:19I can't
00:51:20prom's only four hours away
00:51:21I have to make this work
00:51:22Harper
00:51:23trust me
00:51:25okay
00:51:39don't worry
00:51:40my dad's away on a business trip
00:51:41it's
00:51:43is Taylor Swift coming
00:51:45yes
00:51:46T Swizzle is coming to prom
00:51:48the boss stylist Gavin
00:51:49is a family friend
00:51:51him and his team
00:51:52are gonna
00:51:53create some
00:51:54serious magic
00:51:55what
00:51:56Andrews you know
00:51:57this is way too much
00:51:58look
00:51:59do you want to be prom queen or not
00:52:00of course I want to be prom queen
00:52:02but not like
00:52:03not like this
00:52:04why not
00:52:05because I can't afford it
00:52:07okay
00:52:07I spent all my wages on this
00:52:10stupid stained dress
00:52:11I know
00:52:12which is why this one's on me
00:52:14okay
00:52:16why are you doing this for me
00:52:18because I want you to have the best
00:52:21doesn't matter
00:52:22just enjoy it
00:52:23okay
00:52:24everyone
00:52:25this is Harper
00:52:26she wants you all to know
00:52:28that she's losing her tiny little mind right now
00:52:32just say yes
00:52:33Harper
00:52:35but we hate each other
00:52:36we sure do
00:52:37you kicked me out of your car
00:52:39you blackmailed me
00:52:40into letting you live here
00:52:41and you made me live in your closet
00:52:42then
00:52:43yesterday
00:52:43you saved me with the Dean's Award
00:52:45so every favor has a price
00:52:47is that it
00:52:48hey
00:52:48I'm just getting in early
00:52:49before you demand something massive
00:52:51you know
00:52:52like my
00:52:54car
00:52:59all right
00:53:00I'll do it
00:53:01great
00:53:02Gav
00:53:02she's all yours
00:53:04I'll be back later
00:53:05to pick you up for prom
00:53:09be gentle on me
00:53:11I'm a makeover virgin
00:53:13even better
00:53:14this will be fun
00:53:16okay
00:53:18sit
00:53:19let's go
00:53:20color
00:53:20yes
00:53:21black
00:53:22funeral
00:53:22it's gonna get at this
00:53:27fun trap
00:53:28catch
00:53:29it's okay
00:53:30we'll get there
00:53:31yes
00:53:32yes
00:53:33markle
00:53:35ooh
00:53:36pretty
00:53:36come on
00:53:39it's not really sure
00:53:39I want saving
00:53:40I like to be
00:53:41my own worst enemy
00:53:42there's no risk
00:53:43no
00:53:43try it anything
00:53:44so I'ma just keep buying
00:53:45everything
00:53:47it's getting close
00:53:54you really did it this time
00:53:56are you ready to go
00:54:02are you ready to go
00:54:04she's gonna look so beautiful in these
00:54:06and she'll accept them
00:54:08she's already freaking out about getting made over
00:54:13don't hamilton
00:54:14need to be with you
00:54:16tonight's our night
00:54:18man hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:54:27sorry
00:54:28got an issue
00:54:29uber out front will take you to prom
00:54:31oh
00:54:31I hope he's okay
00:54:33okay girl
00:54:34looks like you're doing this alone
00:54:49will he think I'm pretty
00:54:51is this what he usually goes for
00:54:57wow
00:54:58it's like a dream
00:55:11where is Anderson
00:55:12he should have come running
00:55:14how humiliating if he doesn't come
00:55:16waiting for something
00:55:20we need to talk
00:55:22seriously
00:55:22hamilton
00:55:23I told you
00:55:24it's not working out
00:55:26so who's it working out for then
00:55:27who are you dressed up for
00:55:32am I really doing this
00:55:34what if Portia is right
00:55:36and I really don't belong here
00:55:37they're all rich and elite
00:55:39and I'm just
00:55:40me
00:55:42shit I can't do it
00:55:45forgot to say Carper
00:55:46do you want to be prom queen or not
00:55:48risk everything
00:55:49or walk away and break your promise to your mom
00:56:04oh my god
00:56:06oh my god
00:56:07is that charity girl Harper
00:56:08that dress
00:56:09is fire
00:56:10she looks so hot
00:56:14how can a beggar like her afford that dress
00:56:17who is that
00:56:17but they hate when you're successful
00:56:19cause they try to be
00:56:20they sit there being dismented
00:56:22because you're trying things
00:56:23and they just want you to settle
00:56:25and do the right thing
00:56:26so get a good job
00:56:27don't slack off
00:56:29wake up every morning
00:56:30make a good impression on your boss
00:56:32don't do anything
00:56:33hey food stamps
00:56:40you look amazing
00:56:45you don't look half bad yourself
00:56:47trust fund
00:56:51um yeah
00:56:53I need whatever the hell
00:56:55could make me happy
00:56:56and I don't think you have a clue
00:56:58what could that be
00:56:59they tell me
00:57:00that I'm never gonna make it
00:57:02they want me to do something
00:57:03you're kidding me
00:57:04welcome seniors to your prom
00:57:06tonight
00:57:07is for making lasting memories
00:57:11appreciating each other
00:57:12and cementing friendships
00:57:14that will support you
00:57:15for life
00:57:17everyone take your partners
00:57:19for the first dance
00:57:21that pig eyed
00:57:23so
00:57:25before the whole queue of jocks line up
00:57:26how about it food stamps
00:57:29you're joking
00:57:30I'm not
00:57:33Harper
00:57:34you're the most beautiful girl here
00:57:37obviously because of me
00:57:39I mean I chose the dress
00:57:40and I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste
00:57:43so
00:57:44how about it food stamps
00:57:46we gonna dance or
00:57:48what
00:57:49I still want to
00:57:50more than anything
00:57:52but
00:57:52can I trust this
00:58:05okay
00:58:06put your hands here
00:58:12hey not bad food stamps
00:58:15I don't know
00:58:16I just want to
00:58:16I don't know
00:58:18but
00:58:23I don't know
00:58:24I just want to
00:58:24I want to
00:58:24I just want to
00:58:24I don't know
00:58:25we're
00:58:26I don't know
00:58:27you
00:58:27yeah
00:58:27you
00:58:28yeah
00:58:33you
00:58:43feel
00:58:52It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:58:55Horsha Leon, a queen for many years, thank you for your service.
00:59:00But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:15Be cool, Portia.
00:59:16What is happening?
00:59:17That crown is mine.
00:59:19I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
00:59:22Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
00:59:26But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
00:59:30were with him.
00:59:31Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
00:59:36This isn't real.
00:59:37This isn't happening.
00:59:39It is.
00:59:40No deal with it.
00:59:41Sorry, Portia.
00:59:43I gotta go be king.
00:59:50Sorry, I'm late.
01:00:00A new king and queen.
01:00:06Well done, food stamps.
01:00:13I did it, Mom.
01:00:15Just like we promised.
01:00:18I'm prom queen.
01:00:20It's true.
01:00:22Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:00:26I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:00:30Friends to lovers, right?
01:00:31Oh, it's you, Portia.
01:00:36Congratulations.
01:00:37You probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:00:45so you could win.
01:00:46I don't believe you.
01:00:48I don't believe you.
01:00:48I don't believe you.
01:00:48Makes sense to me.
01:00:49And me.
01:00:50Hey, Myers.
01:00:52Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:00:54That's sex.
01:00:56Lots of.
01:00:57There you go.
01:00:58If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:02I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:05I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:07You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:08There's no way you beat me.
01:01:10Not in a million years.
01:01:11Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:01:16A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:01:22You know the truth, witch.
01:01:24You're nothing.
01:01:25You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:01:29You're trash.
01:01:31A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:01:37Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:01:40That's right.
01:01:41So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:01:44Now you're getting it.
01:01:46And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:01:55Ouch.
01:01:56That is a good point.
01:02:01Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:02Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:26You okay?
01:02:27I think so.
01:02:29Ow!
01:02:30Jesus.
01:02:32What did you just do?
01:02:33She tripped on her hem.
01:02:34I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:02:38No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:02:41What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:02:44Like you f***ing drugged that chocolate.
01:02:46I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:02:48Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:02:52I don't know.
01:02:52Well, the sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:02:56You!
01:02:57What a bunch of lies.
01:02:59Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:01You okay?
01:03:01It's okay.
01:03:02It's okay.
01:03:02I'm okay.
01:03:06You're not okay.
01:03:09I got you.
01:03:11You okay?
01:03:13I will be.
01:03:15Okay.
01:03:16Now, don't go anywhere.
01:03:20I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:03:22Is it bad?
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:24It's going to need some strapping.
01:03:28Can we talk?
01:03:30If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:03:34I have none.
01:03:37I just...
01:03:38I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:03:43That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:03:46You went to see Portia?
01:03:48Hamilton.
01:03:49Well, for a check.
01:03:50He kind of saw it coming.
01:03:52Poor guy.
01:03:54I don't understand.
01:03:56Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:03:59It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:01I don't love her.
01:04:03Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:05What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:10She always wants what she can't have.
01:04:12And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:04:15Why didn't you just say that?
01:04:17Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:04:19Because I had to be sure.
01:04:21Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:04:23Let's face it.
01:04:24You never would have believed me.
01:04:26You're just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:04:30Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:04:33About a lot of things.
01:04:41Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:04:46Uh, I got you something.
01:04:55I thought I would go with your dress.
01:04:58Wow.
01:05:00They're so lovely.
01:05:02Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:04What?
01:05:05No, no, no.
01:05:05You've already been too generous.
01:05:07It's easy for me to be generous food stamps.
01:05:10I have a trust one, remember?
01:05:20Uh, beautiful.
01:05:22They are beautiful.
01:05:26I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:05:29How's your ankle?
01:05:31Better.
01:05:32We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:05:35Says who?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Come on.
01:05:45Uh, okay.
01:05:46Put your feet on mine.
01:05:52Okay.
01:06:02Is this real?
01:06:03Is this really happening?
01:06:05I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:14Yeah, I'm about to fade away
01:06:19Cause every time I wake up
01:06:21I feel like it's Monday
01:06:22Something's going wrong
01:06:23With all the chemicals up in my brain
01:06:25All of a sudden
01:06:26I don't look at anything the same way
01:06:28Gotta build up of my thoughts
01:06:29Sitting in an ashtray
01:06:31I'm sorry that I'm so inconvenient, okay
01:06:34Just let me be me
01:06:35And I'll stay out of your way
01:06:37I can see the way you look at me
01:06:39I'm such a disgrace
01:06:40I never really gets to be brought into this place
01:06:43You gotta go at least to the cup
01:06:44Wanna love me
01:06:45Well then, baby, have a taste
01:06:46All the highs and the lows
01:06:48No, you'll never be the same
01:06:49I don't really wanna hurt you
01:06:51But I can't control the pain
01:06:52If you're sticking by my side
01:06:53Maybe we could be okay
01:06:55Okay, okay
01:06:56Maybe you could be the change
01:06:58I need today
01:06:59I promise that I've never felt this way
01:07:02I really hope that you
01:07:04Will choose to stay
01:07:05Through all the pain
01:07:07I know you told your friend
01:07:09You're not okay
01:07:11And tell me what's wrong
01:07:13And why you've never said
01:07:15You've felt that way
01:07:17Cause you're trying to stay strong
01:07:21I know they went this way
01:07:22Anderson has to listen to me
01:07:24I broke up with Hamilton for him
01:07:27Once he realizes what a gull digger
01:07:29That jit-rag orphan is
01:07:31He'll see she isn't worthy of him
01:07:33He'll see that
01:07:37How could he choose that loser over me?
01:07:42Now it really is time
01:07:44Time to take the trash out
01:07:46Time to take the trash out
01:07:52Time to take the trash out
01:07:54Um
01:07:57If you're worried about us being seen together
01:08:00We don't need to hang
01:08:02What?
01:08:03You're sick of me already?
01:08:06Hey
01:08:08You're mine
01:08:10But your dad still hates me
01:08:13Yep
01:08:15And you know what?
01:08:16He can go f*** himself
01:08:18In fact
01:08:19I hope he hurts his back
01:08:21While doing it
01:08:24Come on
01:08:28Hey
01:08:29Why won't they finish printing?
01:08:33Oh my god
01:08:34It looks amazing
01:08:35This is so good news for us
01:08:39And bad news for that evil witch
01:08:41You know
01:08:42I really do think Hopper is a witch
01:08:44I think she probably sleeps like
01:08:46Eye of Newt in Anderson's coffee
01:08:47And Eye of Penis into his mouth
01:08:50The slut
01:08:51Sucking her way to the top
01:08:53This is gonna finish her
01:08:55Once and for all
01:09:06No
01:09:07No
01:09:07No
01:09:08No
01:09:08No
01:09:08No
01:09:08No
01:09:08No
01:09:08No
01:09:08No
01:09:08This can't be happening
01:09:10No
01:09:15Yeah that's a smile
01:09:16Or you know
01:09:18A sickly grin
01:09:19If that's all you can manage
01:09:21You did this?
01:09:22No
01:09:23You did the crime
01:09:24Remember?
01:09:26Why are you doing this to me?
01:09:28Well you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom
01:09:30So
01:09:31I'm telling the truth about you
01:09:33It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends
01:09:36Horrible
01:09:37And you're a thief
01:09:38So
01:09:39I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:09:42Half of it's missing
01:09:43What?
01:09:44No
01:09:44No you're a liar
01:09:45You're finished here rag
01:09:47If you hurry
01:09:48You might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive
01:09:51What the hell is this?
01:09:53This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry
01:10:00Is this true?
01:10:01You have a police record?
01:10:04That's not true
01:10:05I would never steal from anyone
01:10:07Too funny
01:10:08Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:10:13Who feel better?
01:10:22Tell me
01:10:24There was this guy friend at my last school
01:10:26And he's the reason I don't trust rich kids
01:10:30He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch
01:10:33Because I wouldn't go out with him
01:10:36What?
01:10:37To punish you?
01:10:38He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself
01:10:42You believe me, don't you?
01:10:45Harper
01:10:45Don't answer that, son
01:10:47Father?
01:10:48What are you doing here?
01:10:50Pasha called me
01:10:51This girl's made enough of a fool out of you
01:10:54I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed
01:10:57Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you
01:11:01Having your call gives people like you a chance to be better
01:11:04And it always backfires
01:11:07That's not fair
01:11:09You don't know her
01:11:11As president of the parents' committee
01:11:13I'm going to do everything I can
01:11:14To have your scholarship revoked
01:11:16And have you expelled
01:11:17In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever
01:11:21What?
01:11:24Harper
01:11:27Your dad's right, Anderson
01:11:29Even if you don't care about me
01:11:31I still care about you
01:11:32Please, don't let her drag you down any further
01:11:35Exactly
01:11:35Let's just get things back to normal
01:11:41Harper
01:11:46She's gone
01:11:52Come on
01:11:53Come on, pick up
01:11:57Please, Harper
01:11:58Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system
01:12:11Come on
01:12:19Call Harper
01:12:31Call Hamilton
01:12:37Hey
01:12:38Hey, some shit's going down
01:12:41Dude, look
01:12:42Harper's run off
01:12:42I'm looking for her
01:12:44But she's blocking my calls
01:12:46I need you to call her
01:12:47Hopefully she'll pick up for you
01:12:48Please, man
01:12:49I don't know, man
01:12:50This seems like it's between you and Harper
01:12:54Look, Hamilton
01:12:54I'm the last person she wants to see right now
01:12:56If you don't help me
01:12:58She's going to disappear forever
01:12:59And I'll never see her again
01:13:00You gotta help me, man
01:13:02Please
01:13:04Harper
01:13:08Hey, thanks for agreeing to talk to me
01:13:11Why do you suddenly care?
01:13:13Apologize to her
01:13:14Do it now
01:13:15I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things
01:13:20I'm sorry about that
01:13:23It's fine
01:13:23Doesn't matter
01:13:25None of it does
01:13:25It's over now
01:13:27Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town
01:13:31Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:13:34She's right
01:13:36I don't belong here
01:13:38People like her just know everything's going to be okay
01:13:43Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:13:45Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:13:48Yeah, I guess
01:13:50With Anderson
01:13:53Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time
01:13:55It just felt safe with him
01:13:58Ask her
01:13:59If she's really going to let Portia take that away from her
01:14:03Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:10It was a $15,000 Breitling watch
01:14:14You wore a men's watch
01:14:16Brent
01:14:17Gave me the watch
01:14:19Because
01:14:20He wanted me to go out with him
01:14:22And when I didn't go out with him
01:14:25He told the police that I stole it
01:14:27And I couldn't prove that he was lying
01:14:31Let's see it for Miss Leo
01:14:32Thank you, sir
01:14:34Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked
01:14:36Because, well, no one needs to steal anything
01:14:39I took my jewelry off for Jim
01:14:41And then I found it stolen
01:14:43And the Maya
01:14:44Sorry
01:14:44Maya and Maya
01:14:46Said that they saw Harper going through my locker
01:14:49Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours
01:14:53But it's not
01:14:54It's the police's word
01:14:56Another young man's word
01:14:58And Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:02Unless you have other evidence
01:15:05Not evidence
01:15:06But I worked so hard for this
01:15:11Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:15:14It doesn't make any sense
01:15:15People like you always want what they can't have
01:15:18Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:15:22Well, in that case
01:15:24I have to cancel your scholarship
01:15:26And report this to the police
01:15:29No!
01:15:31Please!
01:15:32Stop!
01:15:34You all need to see this
01:15:37I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell
01:15:40Saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch
01:15:43He gave it to her
01:15:45To make her like him
01:15:46When she rejected him
01:15:47He lied to the police
01:15:49To punish her
01:15:50For God's sake, Anderson
01:15:52What you got over you?
01:15:53Have some dignity
01:16:00Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry
01:16:06Oh my God!
01:16:07You found it!
01:16:09Oh, thank you!
01:16:10Thank you, thank you!
01:16:11Yeah, I found it
01:16:13In your bedside table
01:16:14Is this true?
01:16:18I was doing everyone a favor
01:16:19She'll never be one of us
01:16:21Why can't you all see
01:16:22What a filthy little slut she is
01:16:24She plays the victim
01:16:25So we all feel sorry for her
01:16:26We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon
01:16:30Now
01:16:31Miss Sullivan
01:16:33What to make of all of this?
01:16:36Your accusers say
01:16:37Oh, you have very sincere apology
01:16:40Your scholarship is safe
01:16:41And I'm going to write you
01:16:43A personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:16:45To help make up for some of this
01:16:47Thank you, Dean Matthews
01:16:49And Anderson
01:16:52Now
01:16:53Miss Leon
01:16:53What to do with you?
01:16:56Please don't expel me
01:16:57My parents will kill me
01:17:02I don't know how to thank you
01:17:03But you fixed everything
01:17:04Harper
01:17:06The way I feel about you
01:17:08You think you've won, don't you?
01:17:10But you haven't
01:17:11Not by a long shot
01:17:14You might think you're in love
01:17:16But this will not work
01:17:17Yeah
01:17:17You'll both come to realize that
01:17:18She's not like us
01:17:20No, it's deeper than that
01:17:21You'll always feel secure
01:17:23And she never will
01:17:24You'll end up thinking
01:17:25She's a neurotic mess
01:17:26Because you're such a great role model
01:17:28Four wives
01:17:30All gone
01:17:31Harper
01:17:32Is the most
01:17:33Amazing
01:17:33Smartest
01:17:34Most determined person
01:17:35I've ever met
01:17:36Anderson
01:17:38Drop her
01:17:39If you make me choose
01:17:40I'll choose her
01:17:41Over you
01:17:42Every time
01:17:43Anderson
01:17:44You don't mean that
01:17:45Listen clearly
01:17:46If you want me to stay in your life
01:17:48You accept Harper
01:17:49Or I'm gone
01:17:53I hope he's right about you
01:17:55Because every woman I've ever met
01:17:57Is in it for the money
01:17:58With all due respect
01:18:00I don't really care
01:18:01What you think
01:18:09Anderson, what did you just do?
01:18:12I stood up for my girl
01:18:14So I'm your girl?
01:18:16Well, that depends
01:18:19Do you want to be my girl?
01:18:22I don't know
01:18:24What's that job entail?
01:18:26It's a full-time job
01:18:27Food stamps
01:18:29We'll probably do
01:18:31A lot of this
01:18:36And I'll probably say things like
01:18:38I love you, Harper
01:18:40I've never met anyone like you
01:18:42Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but
01:18:45I think I could handle all that
01:18:49And
01:18:50I'll make you feel safe
01:18:51Every day of your life
01:18:55I love you so much
01:18:56Anderson Savage
01:18:59I love you, Harper Sullivan
01:19:10Why would you tell me that?
01:19:12Yeah, come on
01:19:13Thank me
01:19:13Okay
01:19:23Hey Sullivan
01:19:27What's this?
01:19:28Maybe some further questions from Harvard
01:19:30They had some for me too
01:19:31Oh shit
01:19:33Sorry, Dean
01:19:39Food stamps, just open it
01:19:50It's my confirmation
01:19:51It's my confirmation
01:19:52I'm in
01:19:52I'm definitely in
01:19:53Oh my god
01:19:57I don't mean to steal your thunder
01:19:59But
01:20:01I got an early offer too
01:20:03Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year
01:20:06Can't get rid of me that easily
01:20:07Food stamps
01:20:08Guess I'm going to have to try harder then
01:20:12It's perfect
01:20:12Everything's perfect
01:20:21Hey
01:20:22Your mom would be really proud of you
01:20:25You know that, right?
01:20:27I do
01:20:29I do
01:20:38Living life
01:20:39Every day
01:20:40Late at night
01:20:41Not okay
01:20:41All I want
01:20:43And I pray
01:20:44All I need
01:20:45Are some better days
01:20:45Fuck me
01:20:46I'm looking in the mirror
01:20:47So foggy
01:20:48But I've never seen clearer
01:20:49I don't really think anyone can save me
01:20:51And honestly, I'm not really sure I want saving
01:20:53I'd like to be my own worst enemy
01:20:55There's no risk if you don't try at anything
01:20:57So I'ma just get by and everything
01:20:59See you in the next life
01:21:00Have to be a better me
01:21:01I don't think that my head's all straight
01:21:03Gotta flip it and grip it and go and get an x-ray
01:21:05What's wrong with me?
01:21:06I just feel weight
01:21:07Pushing up my chest and it's squeezed
01:21:08To the same
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