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00:00:00I wanna be the greatest
00:00:00Everybody on their fake shit
00:00:02I look around and feel like everybody is the fakest
00:00:03I make this everyday and I'm impatient
00:00:05Hoping one day I'll blow up from the basement
00:00:07The top is so vacant
00:00:09I don't know your shit that I...
00:00:14Conrad, my quarterback prince
00:00:16I've been fantasizing for years
00:00:18And right after the game, I'm telling him how I feel
00:00:22Y20's dead!
00:00:30Well, you know.
00:00:31You got a bitch
00:00:36Yeah!
00:00:39No! That was such a long blow.
00:00:42disappointing
00:00:44Who's this new guy?
00:00:45S em ph
00:00:47Sap sap
00:00:51I, bet every girl is scientist
00:00:53Who said the devil?
00:00:55He's mine
00:00:55His dad is the biggest
00:00:57Stakeholder in the school
00:00:57So he's my future boyfriend
00:01:10Yay!
00:01:12Five, six, seven, and ready?
00:01:15OK!
00:01:20Nice defense, boys.
00:01:21Seth Astor is our new team captain.
00:01:23Woo!
00:01:24Yeah!
00:01:25Look at this guy, boy.
00:01:28Seth, Seth, Seth, Seth!
00:01:35Hey.
00:01:37Woo!
00:01:37Yeah!
00:01:39Hm.
00:01:39Another playboy.
00:01:40The trees.
00:01:42Go.
00:01:45OK.
00:01:47Is that a love letter for me?
00:01:52Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room.
00:01:54You got this, Fifi.
00:02:10Conrad?
00:02:11I'm Fifi.
00:02:13Fifi, I've had a crush on you for years.
00:02:16Will you be my homecoming date?
00:02:38I dream about you every night.
00:02:40When your strong arms pull me in close, I cannot help but tingle.
00:02:44I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it.
00:02:52Seth Astor?
00:02:54Hell no!
00:02:54I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
00:02:59What?
00:03:00Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:03:03Seth Astor?
00:03:05He's not reading my love letter.
00:03:07He's reading my fantasy.
00:03:08And the next line is,
00:03:10You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth.
00:03:14Yes.
00:03:14Conrad, I call out your name.
00:03:16You're right.
00:03:17I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud.
00:03:21You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night.
00:03:25That's so sad.
00:03:27He's way out of your league.
00:03:28I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:03:33No, you've got it all wrong.
00:03:36Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:03:41Excuse me, do I know you?
00:03:45I don't think I do.
00:03:46Why don't you get out of here?
00:03:48All of me.
00:03:55The worst day ever.
00:04:03You okay?
00:04:05Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:04:07You know, I did just save you,
00:04:08and I feel like I should get something in return.
00:04:10What do you think?
00:04:12Asshole.
00:04:13You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than anybody.
00:04:16Ah, babe!
00:04:30She writes.
00:04:32I love you, too.
00:04:36Seth Astor is an absolute devil.
00:04:40Baby, oh my god, your underwear is showing.
00:04:43Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time.
00:04:45Seth saw it!
00:04:48Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today.
00:04:51He is the most powerful man in the state.
00:04:53You have to behave, okay?
00:04:55Okay, Mom.
00:04:56Come on.
00:05:08Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace.
00:05:11Go on, Phoebe.
00:05:13Walk on the door.
00:05:14Say hi to your stepfather.
00:05:38Hey, step sis.
00:05:40You've got to be kidding me.
00:05:42The devil is my stepbrother?
00:05:48What's with that, huh?
00:05:50You ain't gonna say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:05:52It's not very polite.
00:05:54I see.
00:06:11Stay away from me.
00:06:12Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:06:15Hot jerk.
00:06:17You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:06:19He's got the manners of a prince, and you, you're just some cocky devil.
00:06:24Now give me my letter back.
00:06:26If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back?
00:06:29Kitty can.
00:06:32You've got some nerd.
00:06:38Fine.
00:06:39I'll get it myself.
00:06:44Which piece of advice?
00:06:46I've got it!
00:06:48Don't you ever touch my stuff.
00:06:51Or what?
00:06:53What?
00:06:53Hey!
00:06:54Oh my God!
00:06:56Oh my God!
00:07:01Help!
00:07:02Help!
00:07:03I can't do it!
00:07:05I can't do it!
00:07:06I can't do it!
00:07:08I can't do it!
00:07:08Shut up!
00:07:09Help me!
00:07:15Hey!
00:07:16Get off me!
00:07:19No!
00:07:19I can't do it!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:22Help!
00:07:23Hey!
00:07:25You know you did it to yourself.
00:07:27No!
00:07:27Just give me!
00:07:28Give me!
00:07:28Or I would've...
00:07:29Yeah?
00:07:30Or what?
00:07:31Are you gonna bite me again?
00:07:36Stop biting me, kitty cat!
00:07:38You asked for it!
00:07:40What?
00:07:44No!
00:07:49I can't do it!
00:07:51Help me!
00:07:52Fifi!
00:07:52What are you doing?
00:07:54Help me!
00:07:54Shut up!
00:07:55Help me!
00:07:55You can't swim!
00:07:56What's going on?
00:07:58Uh...
00:07:59Mom!
00:07:59Mr. Aster?
00:08:02Uh...
00:08:02Uh...
00:08:03Fifi can't swim.
00:08:04She fell in and I was saving her.
00:08:06But now we're just playing, right?
00:08:08Yeah, look it!
00:08:09Uh-huh!
00:08:12Yeah, he's right!
00:08:13Just look at them.
00:08:15Just like brother and sister.
00:08:16I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:08:20Thank God.
00:08:22I knew they'd get along.
00:08:24Just like us.
00:08:26Mm-hmm.
00:08:26Maybe we should get in with them as well.
00:08:31Maybe we should go join them.
00:08:33Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
00:08:37She looks so happy with Mr. Aster.
00:08:40I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:08:49Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.
00:09:00Thank you, Mr. Aster.
00:09:01Oh, just call me Jacob now.
00:09:04We're family.
00:09:09Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:09:12If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:09:14She wins scholarships every year.
00:09:18Wow.
00:09:19She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:09:25How's that?
00:09:27Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:09:35No.
00:09:36That's my fantasy.
00:09:38He's not gonna show it to them.
00:09:40Stop it!
00:09:42Fifi!
00:09:43Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:09:45Why are you acting so rude?
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:48I didn't.
00:10:03Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and uh...
00:10:07Stepbrother.
00:10:07I can do it myself.
00:10:09This annoying devil.
00:10:12I have to get my letter back tonight.
00:10:36I guess the big devil has a big thing.
00:10:46Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:10:54What?
00:10:58Ew!
00:11:00That's gross!
00:11:08What a waste.
00:11:10A devil with the face of an angel.
00:11:11Maybe under his pillow?
00:11:16Nah.
00:11:17Maybe it's behind him?
00:11:26Uh...
00:11:27This is awkward.
00:11:29Oh!
00:11:31You...
00:11:32You...
00:11:32You weren't asleep?
00:11:34No.
00:11:34Some kitty cat snuck away into my room and uh...
00:11:37Woke me up.
00:11:38Don't...
00:11:39Be paranoid.
00:11:40Just...
00:11:40Give me...
00:11:41Back...
00:11:41My letter.
00:11:42Oh, your letter?
00:11:43You mean your uh...
00:11:44Your smut?
00:11:45Your porn?
00:11:46No.
00:11:47Shut up.
00:11:48I hid your letter in my underwear.
00:11:51What?
00:11:53You wanna check?
00:11:54Not really.
00:11:55It's there?
00:11:56I'll show you.
00:12:02So what you're telling me that you're sneaking in my room until 12 o'clock at night?
00:12:06Just for the word?
00:12:07You're just making me believe that...
00:12:09You know, I think that there's uh...
00:12:11Something else.
00:12:11No.
00:12:12There's not.
00:12:12I'm not interested.
00:12:13Just give me...
00:12:14Back...
00:12:15My letter.
00:12:18Please do uh...
00:12:19Start writing this uh...
00:12:20Smutter.
00:12:21Pornography.
00:12:22Shut up.
00:12:22It's none of your business.
00:12:23Give it to me.
00:12:24Give it to me.
00:12:24Don't.
00:12:27You wanna wake up mommy and daddy, do you?
00:12:30No, I read this.
00:12:31Very interesting stuff.
00:12:33You have very big imagination.
00:12:34But there's something that's just a little uh...
00:12:36Inexperienced about the whole thing.
00:12:38Tell me Phoebe.
00:12:40Are you a virgin?
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:12:48I have no experience.
00:12:49Happy now?
00:12:51I'm not like you.
00:12:52I'm not some...
00:12:54Hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:13:05I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel.
00:13:10But I messed it up.
00:13:11I didn't give him my love letter.
00:13:13I gave you my dumb horn.
00:13:16You must think the biggest joke ever.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:24You want your letter back?
00:13:26Yes.
00:13:26Alright, well then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:13:30Let me guess.
00:13:31You want me to be your servant or something?
00:13:41Fine.
00:13:41But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:13:43That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything that I say.
00:13:48And once I feel satisfied you can have your letter back.
00:13:52Fine.
00:13:53Fine.
00:13:54But I need it in writing.
00:13:55Signed.
00:13:57You know I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that so I had something written up.
00:14:06Personal assistant agreement.
00:14:07Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:14:09In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:14:14Sign here.
00:14:14You sign it first.
00:14:18Done.
00:14:18It's a unique guess.
00:14:21Wasn't complimenting you.
00:14:25All right, it's official.
00:14:27Starting tomorrow, you are mine.
00:14:29You're my assistant.
00:14:31Congratulations.
00:14:32It's a pleasure doing business with you.
00:14:36See you for your first day tomorrow.
00:14:45Get out of the way, devil!
00:14:47Where you going?
00:14:49School?
00:14:50Where else would I be going?
00:14:52Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:14:55Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:14:57Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
00:14:59You're trouble reincarnated.
00:15:00Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
00:15:02And I just want you to be invisible, okay?
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:08No, my bike!
00:15:12You're going to love this.
00:15:13I'm going to love it, I'm going to love it, I'm going to love it.
00:15:14You will.
00:15:15As your stepbrother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:15:18It's just us out here.
00:15:20You can drop the whole fake brother act.
00:15:22Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:15:24I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling.
00:15:29See what I mean?
00:15:30Have fun, kids.
00:15:30Be careful now.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:38You ready?
00:15:44Aster, slow down!
00:15:49Relax, you're safe with me.
00:15:54I like that.
00:15:55It's hot.
00:15:58Stupid idiot with a stupid fight.
00:16:00Is that dork, CB, getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:16:03That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:16:06She wants attention.
00:16:08Fine.
00:16:09I got it.
00:16:09Let's make sure she gets it.
00:16:21Take my shit.
00:16:23Take my shit.
00:16:42Well, well.
00:16:43Brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
00:16:47No.
00:16:48I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:16:51I have to explain everything to him.
00:16:55Hey.
00:16:56Hold on.
00:16:57It's just simple.
00:16:58You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:16:59I have your letter.
00:17:02Don't forget.
00:17:10Put it in hand.
00:17:29That slut.
00:17:30Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:17:33She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:17:36Now she's all over Seth.
00:17:38Is the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:17:41Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:17:42Be nice to her once.
00:17:43She clings to you.
00:17:45I guess so.
00:17:49Hey, Conrad.
00:17:51You want my water?
00:17:53Thanks, Phoebe.
00:17:53Um, Conrad, about last night, I, I, I just wanted to lose.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01Oh.
00:18:04Oh.
00:18:04You want to give me that ball?
00:18:09Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:18:16Ball.
00:18:20You know, my assistant only has one job, keeping her honest part of me.
00:18:24You are such a control freak.
00:18:27I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for the day.
00:18:32Hey, you know what?
00:18:34Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some manners, anytime, anywhere?
00:18:38The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:18:41Yeah, why don't you give me the truck?
00:18:42Nope.
00:18:43Watch out!
00:18:52Oh, my God.
00:18:53That devil stole my first kiss.
00:19:07Sorry.
00:19:08Jerk, you stole my first kiss.
00:19:10Lax, it wasn't a real kiss.
00:19:11Easy for you to say, you thief.
00:19:13Hey, you know, I think I just raised your status.
00:19:15You know, if people see you with me, they're going to think of you as something more than
00:19:18just a weird little virgin girl.
00:19:19Who knows, maybe Conrad will ask you out now.
00:19:33That asshole!
00:19:35He stole my first kiss.
00:19:36I was saving for Conrad.
00:19:42That bitch.
00:19:43This is what you get, Christine.
00:19:45Sam.
00:19:55Oh, my God.
00:19:56Where?
00:19:56Where do my clothes go?
00:19:58Get ready, everyone.
00:19:59We're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean completely naked.
00:20:05What do I do?
00:20:06What do I do?
00:20:11Where the hell did she go?
00:20:25Oh, that slut ran into the boys' locker rooms.
00:20:32Let's move.
00:20:40Hey, Seth.
00:20:42Did I just hear a girl's voice?
00:20:44What the hell?
00:20:46Conrad's next door?
00:20:47Hello?
00:20:48Seth, are you seeing someone?
00:20:50Uh, yeah.
00:20:50Why don't you mind your own business?
00:20:53Why am I telling the truth?
00:20:54Yeah, let's talk about the worst truth.
00:20:56Conrad can't find out I'm in here.
00:20:58Absolutely not.
00:20:59Phoebe Jean, our naked nerd.
00:21:02Come on out.
00:21:03Don't be shy.
00:21:05Phoebe Jean.
00:21:07Help me.
00:21:08Hey.
00:21:09Just help me.
00:21:11All right, then you know what?
00:21:13You owe me one favor and you don't have to do anything I say.
00:21:15A big one.
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Seth, don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall.
00:21:21Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:21:23Did you have any more?
00:21:24Yes, anything?
00:21:25Anything?
00:21:25Come on out, Phoebe.
00:21:27We heard you scream.
00:21:34What?
00:21:36I didn't mean to interrupt you.
00:21:49Don't you ever let me catch you guys in the men's locker room filming again.
00:21:52Or else it's not going to be your fault when I break.
00:21:54Get out of here.
00:21:55I'm sorry.
00:21:56I'm sorry.
00:21:56It was a misunderstanding.
00:21:58Okay, I'm leaving.
00:21:59Leaving.
00:22:00Leaving.
00:22:04Seth.
00:22:05I hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice.
00:22:09No.
00:22:10Hmm.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:18Coastal's clear.
00:22:27Thanks for helping me.
00:22:29Yeah, no problem.
00:22:31Don't forget that you owe me now.
00:22:34Why don't you put your clothes on, assistant?
00:22:35Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss, devil.
00:22:54I should give me a sports trick.
00:22:58Right, Mr. Astor.
00:23:06Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
00:23:08Phoebe!
00:23:10Hey, Phoebe!
00:23:13You saved me, so fine.
00:23:15I got him to drink some snacks and now we're eating.
00:23:17Hey!
00:23:26What the hell is wrong with you?
00:23:29You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with that dirty mouth just to get noticed.
00:23:36Pathetic.
00:23:37Trash like you belongs back, dumpster.
00:23:40What's wrong with flies and thugs?
00:23:48Are you insane?
00:23:50You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I.
00:23:53And I don't need to.
00:23:56Apologize for insulting Seth.
00:23:58Kneel.
00:23:59Stop it!
00:24:02Stop it!
00:24:04Stop!
00:24:05Please, somebody help me!
00:24:07Nerd.
00:24:07No one's coming to save you.
00:24:09This place is locked down.
00:24:17Oh, M.G.
00:24:19What are you, free?
00:24:22Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
00:24:26I bet you secretly dream about being for Seth.
00:24:30Please, just stop.
00:24:31Please, I don't want anything.
00:24:32I'm not trying to mess with you guys.
00:24:34Hey, Phoebe.
00:24:35Hey, Phoebe.
00:24:37Open up.
00:24:47Get the f***ing arm off!
00:24:52Seth!
00:24:54What are you doing?
00:25:00Do you disgust me?
00:25:02I think you're trapped.
00:25:05Get the f*** off!
00:25:14Give me a phone.
00:25:21Are you okay?
00:25:23They wouldn't have bullied me if they weren't for you.
00:25:25No, they're not.
00:25:26Yes, they are.
00:25:26This is your fault.
00:25:28Just leave me alone.
00:25:31No, Phoebe.
00:25:32Phoebe!
00:25:39If you mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:25:42Do not f*** me, okay?
00:25:47Get the f***ing my sight.
00:25:51Now, get out!
00:25:52For I post your naked butt all over the internet.
00:26:03Hey, Phoebe.
00:26:08Phoebe?
00:26:10Phoebe?
00:26:15Uh, Phoebe?
00:26:17Hey, what the...
00:26:18Whoa!
00:26:23Oh my God.
00:26:24Phoebe!
00:26:26Uh, you're burning up.
00:26:33Uh...
00:26:49I don't need your pity. You're rich and popular. You'll never actually care about me. All I wanted was to
00:26:57be noticed, to shine like Conrad, but all I got was your
00:27:02humiliation. Take these. Take these. I promise you I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again, and I'm sorry
00:27:24that I showed up late.
00:27:26How the devil himself is actually apologizing. The devil doesn't apologize. I do.
00:27:51I dream that one day I can shine. One day I can shine on a homecoming stage.
00:28:05Then I can be confident and happy. Like other girls.
00:28:18You've been working so hard. I'll get better for you. And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:28:31Wait, how is he in my bed? Fifi? Time to get up or you'll be late.
00:28:39Fifi? Time to get up or you'll be late. Fifi?
00:28:45What are you trying to kill me, huh?
00:28:47Shut up, stop.
00:28:48My mom's just a thing.
00:28:50Phoebe?
00:28:53Phoebe, you hear me?
00:29:05Um, I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
00:29:12Oh, poor thing.
00:29:14Get some rest, okay?
00:29:15I'm heading to school now.
00:29:17Bye.
00:29:18Bye.
00:29:21Okay, you can make it.
00:29:22Let me go.
00:29:24You ticklish?
00:29:25What?
00:29:26Stop it!
00:29:30Thanks for taking care of me last night.
00:29:34Sleeping in the same bed.
00:29:35We're not that close.
00:29:37All right, then get out.
00:29:39This is my room.
00:29:40Whatever.
00:29:41I'll go to school first.
00:29:43Don't go there.
00:29:53Look at him.
00:29:54He's crazy.
00:29:55Bro, he's totally into that DC girl.
00:30:00Get out of my sight.
00:30:02Or else it's going to be your bare ass posted all over the internet.
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:06Maybe he's not that bad.
00:30:11Hey, Phoebe!
00:30:12Hey, Phoebe!
00:30:14Open up!
00:30:28Let me help you.
00:30:31You want me to listen to me?
00:30:32You care about your double step, remember?
00:30:34How am I going to score the audio calls?
00:30:40I'll see you next time.
00:30:51Bye.
00:31:31Hello.
00:31:32What's up?
00:31:33You, sit down.
00:31:41Look, you don't always have to be the hero.
00:31:44You're a linebacker.
00:31:45Your team needs you.
00:31:47You know, there are things I care about more than football.
00:31:51I find that hard to believe.
00:32:14I find that hard to believe.
00:32:23Hey, take a seat.
00:32:25Right here.
00:32:27I want you to take it easy today.
00:32:29No assistant work for you.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32How generous of you.
00:32:39You heard?
00:32:41Seth lost the game shooting for her.
00:32:45No way.
00:32:47Something's going on between them?
00:32:48Wasn't Phoebe Oliver Conrad before?
00:32:52All right, time to go kick some ass.
00:32:57What's up?
00:32:59Who are you?
00:33:00Oh, man.
00:33:00What?
00:33:07Phoebe, you okay?
00:33:10Conrad.
00:33:10Hey.
00:33:20Hey, Phoebe.
00:33:22Don't drink that.
00:33:23Drink this.
00:33:24It's much better.
00:33:25That's...
00:33:26That's like that.
00:33:28That's for Phoebe.
00:33:30Not you.
00:33:33Uh, Conrad, I'm not thirsty.
00:33:36You can have it.
00:33:38Thanks, Phoebe.
00:33:39Mm-hmm.
00:33:55Um, anyway, we should get to class.
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:00Uh, see you later, kitty cat.
00:34:03Kitty cat?
00:34:03Yeah, Phoebe's my assistant now.
00:34:05She works for me.
00:34:06So why don't you stay away from her?
00:34:08Got it?
00:34:09All right, I'll see you at the bike.
00:34:14Seth, anything or anyone you care about, it's mine now.
00:34:24Conrad always looks so perfect.
00:34:28All right, everyone.
00:34:30Time to pair up.
00:34:31The topic is...
00:34:33What makes Jean Valjean change from bad to good?
00:34:39You have ten minutes to discuss, and then we'll present to the class.
00:34:48I...
00:34:49I think it's because of love.
00:34:52He found someone who finally was all the good in him.
00:34:55I think you have brilliant ideas for you.
00:35:17Look at Seth's face.
00:35:19Low-key salty!
00:35:21Bro, he's totally into that PC girl.
00:35:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:26Yeah!
00:35:28Bro, what the f...
00:35:40Just wait, Phoebe.
00:35:42Jean.
00:35:50Where the hell did she go?
00:35:56Hey.
00:35:57You know, the curfew in this house is eight o'clock.
00:36:01You scared the shit out of me.
00:36:03Anyway, thanks for covering me tonight.
00:36:11What's this for?
00:36:12Uh, Conrad invited me to his band rehearsal.
00:36:14He taught me a few chords.
00:36:16N-O-C-G-E...
00:36:20Shut up.
00:36:22You're not allowed to go anywhere without me.
00:36:25You understand?
00:36:26Especially Conrad's.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:29Dear stepbrother.
00:36:34Play nice kitty cat.
00:36:37Meow.
00:36:38Good night.
00:36:42Thanks for the guitar.
00:36:45Just your stepbrother, huh?
00:36:56Hey, wake up!
00:36:57I'm gonna go sleep.
00:36:59It's morning time!
00:37:01Let's go!
00:37:03Can I work so much?
00:37:05Let's go!
00:37:06Come, come, come, sit, sit.
00:37:08What?
00:37:08Look, I need your fashion advice.
00:37:11Which bra
00:37:13should I wear with this dress?
00:37:16Wow.
00:37:17She is so beautiful.
00:37:19White
00:37:19or pink?
00:37:22The white one.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:25Were you, uh,
00:37:27all of a sudden
00:37:28into fashion?
00:37:29Because I want to make
00:37:30a good impression
00:37:30on Conrad.
00:37:31Alright.
00:37:33Oh, on Conrad.
00:37:34Oh, Conrad.
00:37:36How come we ever
00:37:36talk about this
00:37:37on Conrad?
00:37:37You know I like him.
00:37:38Yeah, whatever.
00:37:39So why are you getting mad?
00:37:41I'm not getting mad.
00:37:42You know what?
00:37:42I...
00:37:43Why don't you drive yourself
00:37:44to school?
00:37:46What'd I do
00:37:47to piss him off now?
00:37:49Oh well.
00:37:54Piss.
00:37:59I'm gonna see it.
00:38:00What?
00:38:12You twisted slut.
00:38:14You do not deserve
00:38:15to breathe the same air
00:38:17as Seth.
00:38:18What the hell
00:38:18are you talking about?
00:38:19Hey Phoebe Jean, how much did you try to sleep with you for a night?
00:38:22Or with your mom?
00:38:23What? Let go of me!
00:38:33Who the hell did this?
00:38:36Like mother, like daughter, both slut.
00:38:39Shameless freaks
00:38:40Kick them out! Kick them out! Kick them out! Kick them out! Kick them out! Kick them out! Kick them
00:38:48out! Kick them out!
00:38:49Kick them out! Kick them out! Kick them out!
00:38:56That's...Seth's signature.
00:38:57You sign first.
00:39:03Seth, I thought you weren't bad, but I was so wrong about you.
00:39:12Hi boys!
00:39:14Fuck!
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Oh!
00:39:19Seth, Aster, you're actually the devil!
00:39:23Phoebe, what are you talking about?
00:39:24Hey, hey!
00:39:26I trusted you, and I was wrong.
00:39:29If you hate me, fine, take it out on me, but don't you dare talk about my mother!
00:39:33Hey, what are you talking about?
00:39:34Just let go of me!
00:39:35Phoebe, stop!
00:39:36Ah!
00:39:36Calm down!
00:39:37I will never believe a single word you say ever again!
00:39:41Okay, Phoebe!
00:39:43Phoebe!
00:39:47What is this?
00:40:02Hello?
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:03There have been some fake pictures going rad of my stepmother.
00:40:06I want them all deleted.
00:40:07Permanently wiped off the face of the earth.
00:40:09Do you understand?
00:40:10Okay?
00:40:10And whoever did this, I want them to suffer.
00:40:12Got it?
00:40:12What?
00:40:12Thank you!
00:40:19Whoa!
00:40:20Hey!
00:40:21Phoebe, what happened?
00:40:24What?
00:40:25Hey!
00:40:27Whoever hurt you, don't let them see you cry.
00:40:32Thanks.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:52Of course, Seth.
00:40:54She's liked him since the beginning.
00:40:57Hey, get to volleyball practice, okay?
00:41:00Here.
00:41:01Thanks.
00:41:01Conrad almost kissed me.
00:41:03It's time to kick that devil Seth out of my life.
00:41:11Perfect partner.
00:41:12You keep Phoebe away from Seth.
00:41:14Make her yours.
00:41:15And I'll bribe the coach.
00:41:16Get you a varsity captain.
00:41:19Deal.
00:41:22Yep.
00:41:26Let's make your night unforgettable.
00:41:32Let's see what secrets our nerd has in store for us.
00:41:44Oh, this is legend for Phoebe.
00:41:51You are going to be the biggest joke tonight.
00:42:01It's from Conrad.
00:42:04Phoebe, I'd like to invite you to a costume party I'm hosting tonight.
00:42:07Sunset Boulevard at 8pm.
00:42:09See you then.
00:42:20This is insane.
00:42:24Hey, Phoebe.
00:42:25Uh, there's a party tonight.
00:42:26I was wondering if, you know, maybe you wanted to go with me.
00:42:30I'm not going.
00:42:31Just leave me alone.
00:42:33I got this for you.
00:42:36Cut the act.
00:42:37Get out of my sight.
00:42:43No matter what I do, she won't forgive me.
00:42:49I trust you, Seth, but you hurt my mom.
00:42:52And I will never forgive you.
00:42:54I'm not going to have to.
00:43:01You got this for you, Seth.
00:43:02You got this, Phoebe?
00:43:03Yeah!
00:43:04Oh my god!
00:43:05I'm not going to have to do this for you, Seth.
00:43:06I want real time.
00:43:06Oh my god!
00:43:06I want to have to go!
00:43:07I want to have some time to go!
00:43:10Good!
00:43:10Hey, Conrad.
00:43:13Oh, hi, little Fifi.
00:43:16Casey?
00:43:19What are you doing here?
00:43:22What are you doing here?
00:43:24Eric invited me, though.
00:43:26Conrad's not hosting this party.
00:43:29You set me up.
00:43:31I'm leaving.
00:43:33Hey, it's party time, Fifi.
00:43:36Take off your coat so we can see what you're wearing.
00:43:39Let go of me.
00:43:40Let go of me.
00:43:41Stop! Stop!
00:43:48No way.
00:43:49Maybe Jean the flat-chested nerd in a Skippy maid outfit?
00:43:53A nerd like her is secretly a dirty maid on the inside.
00:43:57Everyone, please stop!
00:43:58Attention!
00:43:59Attention, everyone.
00:44:00The best part is here.
00:44:02It's time to read our horny maid Fifi's erotic fantasy.
00:44:07You took my virginity and thrushed it.
00:44:11into my core.
00:44:12Until I could feel your warmness.
00:44:15Are you just kidding?
00:44:15No!
00:44:16No!
00:44:17No!
00:44:17No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:21No!
00:44:22No!
00:44:23No!
00:44:25No!
00:44:25No!
00:44:35yes conrad oh i called out your name oh my gosh you have to report about conrad
00:44:42filthy slut that's sick conrad it's not true you melt me with white cream
00:44:50little virgin fifi you crave a real dick i would rather disappear you press me into the bathtub
00:45:09and make me wet this is pathetic no man will ever want to experience any of these things
00:45:16unless it's with me
00:45:33no one's coming to save you not conrad not seth you want to know a secret it wasn't seth
00:45:41it was me who exposed your mother's slutty photos
00:45:51so i was wrong about seth i even slapped him he's never coming for me now
00:46:00phoebe
00:46:28you okay look at me look at me i'm so sorry that i was late i'm so sorry
00:46:33i didn't think you'd come excuse me right i'm here now why did you save that desperate virgin
00:46:41oh be careful she might write about you in her next erotic fantasy
00:46:52you know what the funny thing is stacy i love phoebe's writing
00:46:57i love it so much that i'm gonna make it real right now what
00:47:06he puts me on the table and he grabs an ice cube he puts it between his lips he leans
00:47:11in
00:47:12and he moves the ice around me
00:47:18no
00:47:20oh my god
00:47:21oh yeah
00:47:26she's the best i ever had
00:47:29i was his ex phoebe g that bugly slut is your ex you the most popular boy in our school
00:47:37uh yeah
00:47:37that's what i just said dumbass that's why i would never tolerate anybody trying to hurt her
00:47:42especially not some dumb stuck-up trash talking like yourself
00:47:58and now nobody goes in and helps her until phoebe says that that's enough
00:48:09and you know what i better not catch any videos of this online or else every single one of you
00:48:12is
00:48:12getting kicked off the team phone now phone thank you phone too it's sad give me your phone
00:48:29all right now i'm gonna be on this table so why don't you guys all get lost
00:48:34now get this out of here okay no it's just in my phone
00:48:39what do you think you're going to do it i'm just kidding
00:48:47um you okay you can let me down i can walk
00:48:53take it easy killer why does it feel like i don't want to let him go
00:48:59can we go somewhere else i want to go check out one of my secret spots
00:49:21who is she
00:49:26that's uh my mom she uh died a couple years ago
00:49:30oh i'm sorry i i didn't know i didn't mean to it's okay yeah she's got some uh extra clothes
00:49:37so
00:49:38i'll put these on trying to stay warm i want you uh get in a sip
00:49:44here yeah sorry about that
00:49:50you're good you can turn back around
00:49:54uh thank you seth for saving me tonight
00:49:59well the kitty cat is saying thank you to the devil huh
00:50:02okay i'm sorry i called you the devil i was wrong i didn't mean
00:50:06camera
00:50:07i wonder how it feels to tangle with a real apec
00:50:48oh am i crazy why would i fantasize about seth he's my stepbrother
00:51:03i know it wasn't really nice to you and your mom when i first met you guys
00:51:07sorry about that i had this weird thing that if i was nice to you guys that people would forget
00:51:11about
00:51:11my real mom that's not true though and you guys are really great people thanks
00:51:20you're not so bad for a stepbrother but i don't want to be just your stepbrother
00:51:26well i guess everyone at school thinks i'm a delusional pervert now
00:51:30you know what you should do phoebe next week walk back into school and blow everybody away
00:51:34and run for homecoming queen what not me are you serious absolutely listen people forget about any
00:51:40kind of rumor if you're confident and uh i'll be there to help you out what are you saying
00:51:49i think this one will be perfect
00:51:54uh nah i think this will suit you better
00:52:00oh oh
00:52:10you
00:52:12you
00:52:33How are you feeling?
00:52:34Scared.
00:52:35You got this.
00:52:36Confidence.
00:52:37Confidence.
00:52:38That foot, you're going to step back, and then you're going to go to the side.
00:52:42And then they're going to go together.
00:52:45Sorry.
00:52:46Put your arms around my neck, like this.
00:52:50X, why don't you stand on my feet?
00:52:52Your feet.
00:52:53Stay down.
00:52:55I'll guide you.
00:52:57Why am I attracted to him now?
00:52:59He smells so good.
00:53:16You ready, princess?
00:53:18Yeah.
00:53:20Wow.
00:53:21She's, like, super hot.
00:53:23Is that Phoebe Jean?
00:53:25She looks stunning.
00:53:27Oh, my God.
00:53:29Is that Phoebe?
00:53:30Pathetic virgin turned into hot chick.
00:53:32What a glow up.
00:53:33In one weekend?
00:53:35Who changed her?
00:53:37Fine, nerd.
00:53:38You want to fight over homecoming queen?
00:53:41It's war.
00:53:43I'll make you regret trying to steal my spotlight.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:56Good PR manners.
00:53:57Yo, vote for Phoebe.
00:53:58Hey, vote for Phoebe, 2026.
00:54:00She's the best.
00:54:00Vote for Phoebe.
00:54:02Sam, Phoebe, you totally got our votes.
00:54:07See what I mean?
00:54:08Confidence.
00:54:09Thank you, Sam.
00:54:10Really.
00:54:11Yeah.
00:54:14What's she so proud of?
00:54:16Homecoming queen is going to be me.
00:54:18Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:54:21Hey, Phoebe.
00:54:23I'll be right back.
00:54:27Hey.
00:54:28Hi.
00:54:29Hey, I voted for you.
00:54:31Oh.
00:54:32And about the other night, I'm sorry.
00:54:34I should have stood up for you.
00:54:36No, it's totally fine.
00:54:39I'm sorry.
00:54:55Let me make it up to you.
00:54:57Dinner tonight?
00:54:58A date with Conrad?
00:55:00My dream is coming true.
00:55:01I need to tell Seth.
00:55:06Why am I not as happy as I thought I'd be?
00:55:16So?
00:55:17Joining me?
00:55:18Oh, yeah.
00:55:20Sure.
00:55:21Perfect.
00:55:22Yes.
00:55:22I've always liked Conrad.
00:55:23All those fantasies I had about Seth were just illusions.
00:55:27We should both have our own relationships.
00:55:29Let's go.
00:55:30Okay.
00:55:35Don't ever touch me again.
00:55:37What should I wear tonight for my first date with Conrad?
00:55:49Seth's taste isn't so bad.
00:56:01Seth's taste isn't so bad.
00:56:09Oh, thank you.
00:56:10I don't think you are.
00:56:20Mom.
00:56:21Stop.
00:56:22Ah!
00:56:36Hey, what are you doing?
00:56:38I like hair like this.
00:56:40Looks good.
00:56:49Come here.
00:56:51Hi.
00:56:54What are you doing?
00:56:56Well, because I told everybody that we were exes.
00:56:59So, uh, we should make it look real.
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:08Conrad.
00:57:08What did he say?
00:57:09What's Conrad texting you?
00:57:10Hey, I'll be outside of your house at 7 p.m.
00:57:13See you there.
00:57:14What are you guys, uh, going on a little date?
00:57:17He asked me to dinner.
00:57:18Cute, cute.
00:57:19Well, why don't we leave him a little voice message?
00:57:21Hey, Conrad.
00:57:22This is Seth.
00:57:23Uh, I'm calling you from inside of Phoebe's bed right now.
00:57:26And she keeps trying to take my shirt off and tells me how much she likes me.
00:57:28So, why don't you f*** off and find some other plants tonight?
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:30Later.
00:57:31Give it, give it, give it, give it.
00:57:32What?
00:57:33Oh, come on.
00:57:33What?
00:57:36What?
00:57:38What are you going to do now, kitty cat?
00:57:39You're going to bite me.
00:57:42Give me, give me, bite.
00:57:44Go ahead and have it.
00:57:49Seth, I'm serious.
00:57:51I like Conrad.
00:57:53I don't want him to think you and I are a thing.
00:57:55Dude, because we're not.
00:58:01Why does my heart feel so heavy?
00:58:16You're really going to pick him, Phoebe.
00:58:22Hey.
00:58:22Man, listen.
00:58:23I dug into that Conrad guy like you asked.
00:58:26Dude, he's sketchy.
00:58:27Spiking drinks, messing with girls at parties.
00:58:30Total trouble.
00:58:30This is not good.
00:58:31All right.
00:58:31Well, um, thank you for letting me know.
00:58:33All right.
00:58:34Bye.
00:58:34All right.
00:59:07Phoebe, you look so hot tonight.
00:59:12I'm kind of kicking myself for not asking you out earlier.
00:59:16Say something, Phoebe.
00:59:18You're literally dancing with your crush right now.
00:59:21Oh, thanks.
00:59:24I guess we have Seth to thank for this outfit.
00:59:28Shit.
00:59:29Did I just bring up my crush's enemy?
00:59:32Come on, Phoebe.
00:59:35Phoebe.
00:59:35Phoebe, answer the phone.
00:59:36Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.
00:59:39That's the image.
00:59:44Let's leave him out of that.
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:50That foot, you're going to step back, and then you're going to go to the side.
00:59:53I'll guide you.
00:59:55So, ready?
00:59:57Ready?
00:59:58If I were here, I'd want to dance with him.
01:00:00Come on, Phoebe.
01:00:02Let's grab a drink.
01:00:04Okay.
01:00:15Thanks.
01:00:17Cheers.
01:00:27Phoebe.
01:00:28Phoebe.
01:00:30Phoebe.
01:00:33phoebe hey phoebe hey phoebe do i know you no i'm so sorry um
01:00:47phoebe phoebe hey shut it asshole you're making my ears bleed
01:01:00where are you phoebe
01:01:14phoebe hey phoebe don't drink that excuse me
01:01:18what the hell the guy's nuts
01:01:21seth what are you doing here
01:01:23the hell is wrong with you all right come on let's go
01:01:34hey who the hell do you think you are taking her away
01:01:37oh why don't you never speak to me again come on let's go
01:01:39i have to protect fifi from guys like you
01:01:43players and bullies
01:01:47excuse me
01:01:56you know you can drop the yak now you stay away from me
01:01:59or else the next time it's gonna be your head that i smash against the ground
01:02:02are you crazy
01:02:04god are you okay let's go come on let go of me hey you know what you owe me seriously
01:02:09yeah i didn't forget
01:02:10i'm like the devil again i'm gonna count to three
01:02:14one
01:02:16two
01:02:17sorry conrad i have to go
01:02:20come on
01:02:23bad move seth you're gonna regret this
01:02:28listen no if i say it's time to go it's time to go don't give me a fucking hard time
01:02:32next time
01:02:32you can't tell me what to do yes i do seth astro do you realize what you just did what
01:02:37i what i just did yes you ruined my date and you hurt conrad
01:02:41conrad is a fucking snake and if i didn't show up when i did you'd be drugged and unconscious in
01:02:45his bed right now
01:02:46oh cut it out
01:02:48he's not like that okay oh he's not like
01:02:50he's not he's gentle
01:02:52you are so fucking good son
01:02:53no he would never do that to me
01:02:55he's mad because he's more popular than you
01:02:58oh because he's more popular than me
01:02:59you think i give a fuck about who's popular
01:03:01that's why you ruined my date
01:03:02did i ruin your precious date on so hard that i ruined your precious date after i called you 20
01:03:07times
01:03:07i drove around every bar in the city i drove around for three hours looking for you
01:03:12i like to
01:03:13he searched for me for three hours
01:03:17because i'm such a idiot and i care about you
01:03:22don't touch my bar
01:03:23what
01:03:25walk home
01:03:32god damn it why didn't i tell them to walk home
01:03:42there's a freaking storm i can't walk home
01:03:44well i have an umbrella and rain boots in the trunk so you can
01:03:46you're an idiot
01:03:48why'd you come back huh
01:03:49why didn't you go
01:03:50why why because because i care about you okay
01:03:58you know what i want phoebe
01:04:00i want to kiss you
01:04:03i want to take off all your clothes
01:04:05i want to swallow you whole way you beg me for more
01:04:15seth astor you can't do this to her she's your stepsister
01:04:22don't you ever close your eyes like that all right
01:04:26do you think i was gonna kiss you
01:04:28you're an asshole
01:04:30she's driving me out
01:04:35phoebe get a grip
01:04:37you like comrade
01:04:39you can't fall for seth
01:04:41plus he's your stepbrother
01:04:49phoebe seth what happened to you two you're soaked
01:04:52phoebe why don't you tell them
01:04:55um we forgot an umbrella
01:04:58hurry go take a hot shower both of you you'll catch a cold
01:05:02got it
01:05:03come on you first
01:05:05kids go move
01:05:08go
01:05:08oh my gosh
01:05:24i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
01:05:38jeez
01:05:40where'd it go where'd it go where'd it go where'd it go
01:05:42phoebe
01:05:42hey what's going on up there you okay
01:05:52open the door
01:05:53phoebe what's going on are you okay
01:05:55everything's fine
01:05:56everything's fine
01:05:58get in the closet
01:05:59get in the closet
01:06:01get in there
01:06:05great
01:06:05great
01:06:09mom jacob um
01:06:10i i saw a cockroach's ice cream but
01:06:14everything's good now
01:06:15still prepping for the homecoming
01:06:20don't push yourself too hard
01:06:22get some rest already
01:06:24okay
01:06:24good night
01:06:25good night sweetie
01:06:26well if you see the cockroach again just tell me all right
01:06:29okay
01:06:32you're good
01:06:34what an asshole
01:06:35push yourself too hard
01:06:37phoebe
01:06:39okay oh my god i'm not used to seeing a half
01:06:43naked man
01:06:44shy little phoebe huh
01:06:47don't get the wrong
01:06:49idea
01:06:49i was just trying to help you with your cut
01:06:51the first aid kit's out there you could do it yourself
01:06:54thank you my dear fifi
01:06:56i'm all set
01:06:59hang on
01:07:04unbelief
01:07:05that hot
01:07:06asshole
01:07:11stop
01:07:11thinking about seth
01:07:13first you have to apologize to conrad for tonight
01:07:18conrad are you feeling better
01:07:20i'm really sorry about tonight
01:07:22can i make it up to you next time
01:07:30i'm all right
01:07:31don't worry phoebe
01:07:32i can't wait for our next date
01:07:36you know what i want phoebe
01:07:37i want to take off all your clothes
01:07:39i want to swallow you whole while you beg me for more
01:07:47seth's my stepbrother
01:07:49and clearly a player
01:07:51so why does my heart keep racing for him
01:07:5444
01:07:5645
01:07:5746
01:07:5947
01:08:00let's go
01:08:0148
01:08:03come on come on
01:08:0449
01:08:05one more
01:08:09work out
01:08:10alright come on team on three
01:08:11one two three
01:08:12hey
01:08:15trust me man
01:08:16slutty little virgin phoebe's basically mine already
01:08:21no way bro
01:08:22how did you get her
01:08:23well she's totally into me
01:08:25i bet next time she'll end up in my bed
01:08:27shut your mouth
01:08:31oh
01:08:32oh
01:08:32oh she's a fool
01:08:33stop
01:08:34oh
01:08:38come on
01:08:47go
01:08:56phoebe
01:08:57phoebe
01:09:00steph and conrad
01:09:01They're fighting in the locker room!
01:09:03God.
01:09:04Stay away from her, okay?
01:09:06I know what you did to those girls at the parties, I'm a creep.
01:09:09Guess what, Seth?
01:09:10I can already imagine what she looks like, moaning under me.
01:09:14You're sick.
01:09:17Seth, stop it!
01:09:18Stop!
01:09:18You like that? You f***ing up!
01:09:19Stop hurting him!
01:09:20Stop hurting Conrad!
01:09:22What the hell is wrong with you?
01:09:24What's wrong with me? What's your f***ing problem?
01:09:25You keep going after him!
01:09:27Didn't do anything wrong!
01:09:28Are you blind or are you just stupid?
01:09:30You still trust Conrad?
01:09:32You have no idea what he does!
01:09:34Yeah, I trust him.
01:09:35Because unlike you, he doesn't get off on hurting people.
01:09:40That's what you think of me, huh?
01:09:42Well, okay.
01:09:43Whatever happens to you, I don't care.
01:09:46Excuse me.
01:09:50No way.
01:09:53I don't know what's wrong with that.
01:09:57Julie!
01:09:58Here.
01:09:59Savannah!
01:10:00Here.
01:10:01Phoebe!
01:10:03Here.
01:10:03Great.
01:10:05Seth!
01:10:07Seth?
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12Tyler!
01:10:13Yes, Phoebe?
01:10:17Not here either.
01:10:19Hey, Phoebe!
01:10:40Hey!
01:10:46Seth!
01:10:47Hey, Seth!
01:10:48What did you-?
01:10:49Hey, Seth!
01:10:49What did you-?
01:10:49Hey, sweetie.
01:10:52So, you two?
01:10:55Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:10:57We're a couple now.
01:10:59Total power couple, don't you think?
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02Is that true?
01:11:04You know what Stacy did to me.
01:11:07So what?
01:11:09Stacy's my new assistant.
01:11:11Yeah, great.
01:11:14Congrats.
01:11:19Phoebe, you should be happy.
01:11:22You're finally free from that devil.
01:11:24But why do I feel so hurt?
01:11:27Phoebe.
01:11:33Tonight, under the stadium light,
01:11:36will you be my homecoming date?
01:11:39Say yes.
01:11:40Say yes.
01:11:40Say yes.
01:11:42Say yes.
01:11:47Yes.
01:11:48Yes, of course.
01:11:49Come here.
01:12:10Phoebe, my girl,
01:12:11you are going to be the most remarkable homecoming queen tonight.
01:12:15Mom, you're exaggerating.
01:12:17Where the hell is Seth?
01:12:20This is a special night for Fifi.
01:12:22He should drive her.
01:12:24Maybe he's busy.
01:12:30Tonight, under the stadium light,
01:12:32will you be my homecoming date?
01:12:34Yes, of course.
01:12:46Oh, he sleeps is here now, yeah.
01:13:03Wow, she looks amazing.
01:13:07Bebe and Conrad, a total power couple.
01:13:12Seth, where are you?
01:13:20This year's homecoming king is Conrad Harper.
01:13:28Congrats, Conrad.
01:13:29Thanks, Fifi.
01:13:30The homecoming queen!
01:13:32And the homecoming queen is...
01:13:37Fifi Jean!
01:13:40Come on, Fifi.
01:13:41Let's go, Fifi.
01:13:43Fifi! Fifi! Fifi! Fifi! Fifi!
01:13:46Fifi!
01:13:49Why do I feel so empty?
01:13:52Homecoming queen, cheers, Conrad.
01:13:55It's everything I used to dream about.
01:13:58Funny.
01:13:59The only person I want here is Seth.
01:14:03Seth?
01:14:04Can I see my phone?
01:14:07Is this a family member of Seth actor?
01:14:09He was in a severe car crash.
01:14:11He's at St. Paul.
01:14:18Phoebe, what is wrong?
01:14:20Where are you going?
01:14:21Tonight's our big night.
01:14:22Let's go with me.
01:14:26Take it! Enjoy!
01:14:29Wait, did she just totally ditch Conrad?
01:14:33Where the hell did that go?
01:14:36Phoebe Jean, you'll regret this.
01:14:42Poor guy.
01:14:44Sorry, I'm gone just like this from the car crash.
01:14:50No.
01:14:51No.
01:14:51No, I'm not.
01:14:52I'm sorry, Seth.
01:14:54I'm so stupid.
01:14:56I never loved Conrad.
01:14:58It was you. It's always been you.
01:15:01You drive me crazy, but you make me laugh.
01:15:06You make me cry.
01:15:07You're the only one. I can't stop thinking about him.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:12It took me till now to say it.
01:15:14I'm sorry.
01:15:19I'm so sorry, Seth.
01:15:21I'm sorry it's too late.
01:15:27Who says you're too late?
01:15:34Is he real?
01:15:37I didn't get the chance to tell you.
01:15:40Your friend is fine.
01:15:43I'm okay.
01:15:45I'm okay.
01:15:46Oh my God.
01:15:50Thomas, you scared me to death.
01:15:52Wow.
01:15:54At least now I know that you really love me.
01:15:57Of course I do.
01:15:59You look beautiful.
01:16:00Really?
01:16:02Yeah.
01:16:03I'm sweaty and crying.
01:16:07I don't care about that.
01:16:09All I can think about is that I want to kiss you right here in front of everybody.
01:16:13I am way too into you, Phoebe Jean.
01:16:17Come here.
01:16:23This is the most dramatic love confession I've ever seen.
01:16:30Don't laugh, idiot.
01:16:33Let me show you my room.
01:16:38Let me show you my room.
01:16:56I don't wanna play.
01:16:57No dick facts.
01:17:00I don't think about it.
01:17:13No dick facts.
01:17:16No one.
01:17:18I'll be gentle on.
01:17:19No.
01:17:20No one.
01:17:22No one.
01:17:27Doesn't feel
01:17:44Young Master, I've confirmed your car accident.
01:17:47Conrad Harper orchestrated it.
01:17:51Beautiful, uh, thank you for, uh, confirming.
01:17:54Oh my god, Conrad did all this?
01:17:57Yeah, and not only did he, like, destroy the brakes on my car, but he also was drugging
01:18:02and sexually assaulting, like, other girls from other schools.
01:18:06Oh my god.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:08Sorry I didn't trust you.
01:18:10Hey, it's okay.
01:18:11I didn't realize how much of a douche Conrad was.
01:18:15Yeah, pretty serious douche.
01:18:18I'll take care of it.
01:18:19And when I'm done, no girl in school will come anywhere near him.
01:18:22Kitty cat, you're grown up.
01:18:29All right, five more minutes.
01:18:41Kitty cat.
01:18:42Bye.
01:18:43Bye.
01:19:02Phoebe, are you okay?
01:19:04Did you figure out last night's emergency?
01:19:10Don't feel bad about leaving me last night.
01:19:12I'm totally fine.
01:19:13And as long as you're good, that's all that matters to me.
01:19:19Conrad, I never imagined you'd be so disgusting and two-faced.
01:19:23You almost killed Seth last night.
01:19:25And you drugged all those girls.
01:19:27Phoebe.
01:19:29There's been a misunderstanding.
01:19:31An innocent girl like you can easily be tricked.
01:19:35I wasn't tricked.
01:19:37I know exactly who you are.
01:19:39I liked you, but I will never fall for someone like you again.
01:19:43Someone who makes my skin crawl.
01:19:46And I will make sure every single girl in school knows exactly who you are.
01:19:53Phoebe.
01:19:55Seth, you pushed me into this.
01:19:58And it just so happens I know your dirty little secret.
01:20:04Well, we're gonna win.
01:20:05We have to win volleyball.
01:20:06So you guys have to be really good at volleyball.
01:20:08You're gonna drop the ball.
01:20:09No.
01:20:13OMG.
01:20:14I got the same thing.
01:20:17Great.
01:20:17Yeah.
01:20:23What the hell is your problem?
01:20:25Baby Jean, you are so gross.
01:20:29Sucking your stepbrother's dick.
01:20:31Oh, that's fine.
01:20:35She's so sick.
01:20:36I can't believe we just voted this pervert.
01:20:38Homecoming queen.
01:20:44You act all holier than thou, but really?
01:20:48You're just a whiny little.
01:20:50Turns out our little Miss Perfect is just a cheap.
01:20:55Slut.
01:20:55I kind of wonder what's next.
01:20:57Hooking up with Poppy.
01:20:59Oh.
01:21:00You know, what should I do?
01:21:03No.
01:21:04Dude, help.
01:21:11Drop out slut.
01:21:12Drop out slut.
01:21:14S-L-U-T.
01:21:15Slut, slut, slut.
01:21:17Slut.
01:21:17Slut.
01:21:18All right.
01:21:19That's enough.
01:21:26Get away from me.
01:21:27Boys, lock this down.
01:21:29Yes, sir.
01:21:30Heads down.
01:21:31On the ground.
01:21:32What?
01:21:32Let's go.
01:21:33You okay?
01:21:34Yeah, I guess.
01:21:35Hold on.
01:21:37Wait, no, Seth.
01:21:39What are you doing?
01:21:40I did nothing wrong.
01:21:43Okay?
01:21:43Blame her.
01:21:44She seduced you.
01:21:45And she started this incestuous affair.
01:21:52Yes.
01:21:53Phoebe Jean is my stepsister.
01:21:55But when it comes to the incestuous affair, it's all my fault.
01:22:00I pursued Phoebe.
01:22:01I forced her to be my assistant and do everything for me.
01:22:04But Phoebe had nothing to do with it.
01:22:11It was just a game.
01:22:13But now that it's out, it's over with.
01:22:15Does everybody understand that?
01:22:17Okay, good.
01:22:20Remember that I am breaking up with you.
01:22:22Okay?
01:22:23Seth, I know you're protecting me.
01:22:27Seth?
01:22:28Phoebe?
01:22:30Principal's office.
01:22:31Now.
01:22:39Mr. Astor, this scandal is damaging the school's reputation.
01:22:44And the Astor family stock keeps dropping.
01:22:47We need to address this immediately.
01:22:50I always knew you were reckless.
01:22:54But praying on your own, stepsister?
01:23:01You, you should be ashamed.
01:23:04Oh, my goodness.
01:23:10Phoebe, you and Seth?
01:23:13Is this true?
01:23:15Yes, it's true.
01:23:17Absolutely.
01:23:18I take full responsibility for it.
01:23:20Mom.
01:23:23Jacob.
01:23:24I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
01:23:27And I'm sorry if this ruined your marriage or hurt the family.
01:23:32But it's not Seth's fault.
01:23:35I'm the one who fell in love with him.
01:23:39Deeply.
01:23:41I choose him.
01:23:43Jesus.
01:23:44Phoebe.
01:23:45I take full responsibility for everything.
01:23:48I'll explain everything to the press.
01:23:50And I'm going to transfer schools.
01:23:51No, Seth.
01:23:52You can't do this.
01:23:53Okay.
01:23:55I'm going to change my last name to, uh, mom's last name.
01:23:58Or a letter.
01:23:59Then, me and Fifi won't legally be siblings anymore.
01:24:03I'm going to move in with Uncle Mark in New York.
01:24:05I'm going to plan all the Ivy League schools out there.
01:24:07Everything will be fine.
01:24:09You know, he's a little less heavy-handed than you are, Dad.
01:24:16You know, Ben, Seth.
01:24:19So that's it.
01:24:20We...
01:24:21We end here.
01:24:23You can't do this.
01:24:24I know you love me, Seth.
01:24:28Of course I love you.
01:24:30And I'm never going to stop loving you.
01:24:33Okay?
01:24:33Ever.
01:24:36Phoebe, I need you to forget about me.
01:24:38I need you to move on and start you a new life.
01:24:44Shout out for me.
01:24:46Okay.
01:24:48Chin up.
01:24:53Later, asshole.
01:25:07Hey.
01:25:10You like that photo gift I sent of you and Phoebe?
01:25:12Hmm?
01:25:14Guess she's getting expelled.
01:25:16Branded the campus whore now, right?
01:25:19Lucky you.
01:25:20She's taking the fall for everything.
01:25:22You know, in spite of everything that I know you've done,
01:25:25there's always one thing that I wanted to say to you.
01:25:28Hmm.
01:25:29What's that, Seth?
01:25:30You're a shitty quarterback.
01:25:41Enough!
01:25:48Seth, you are suspended.
01:25:53Take this time to reflect.
01:25:55And Conrad, you are expelled
01:25:58for spreading false campers' rumors
01:26:00and for your despicable involvement in Seth's car crash.
01:26:04We're detaining you until the police arrive.
01:26:07No.
01:26:08Get him out of here.
01:26:08No.
01:26:09Get the fuck off me.
01:26:10Get off me.
01:26:12Get off.
01:26:15Seth, you need to make other arrangements.
01:26:20For Fifi's sake.
01:26:26Zed, Zed, please.
01:26:29Please, I want you to go.
01:26:32Please.
01:26:34Please.
01:26:42Fuck it.
01:26:45I'd climb the highest hill
01:26:49I'd cross the widest sea
01:26:53to give you all my love
01:26:57and say in my heart
01:26:59I'll come back for you, Fifi.
01:27:01I promise.
01:27:03I'll wait for you.
01:27:04Okay.
01:27:09And say in my heart
01:27:11is yours to keep
01:27:13All my love
01:27:15is yours to keep
01:27:25Phoebe, uh, we're seniors from Loyola.
01:27:27We're huge fans of yours.
01:27:28Yeah, you're glow-up, getting into brown.
01:27:31You inspire us ordinary girls so much.
01:27:34Can you sign our yearbooks?
01:27:35Of course.
01:27:37It would be my pleasure.
01:27:42Thanks.
01:27:43Yeah.
01:27:44We wanted to invite you to our prom tonight.
01:27:46All the elites from the West Coast
01:27:47are going to be there.
01:27:49Hey, Phoebe!
01:27:52You ready for a date?
01:27:59Falling in the highway
01:28:00Doing 95 alone
01:28:03Time to lead you
01:28:05Call you
01:28:06But you won't come to the phone
01:28:08Remember me
01:28:10Said you'd be
01:28:11My heart's home
01:28:14Yes, you were
01:28:16Biding your turn to go
01:28:21Oh, I really should've known
01:28:25Fing with enemy
01:28:26Till we hit a red light
01:28:28Then I see the signs
01:28:30Oh, after all that time
01:28:32This is it for us
01:28:33You don't wanna try
01:28:35Thought your love was real
01:28:37But it's time for us
01:28:39Now you can't decide
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