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00:02Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:11I didn't see you.
00:25Night-night.
00:30Wellesie.
00:34Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my 6th morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:05Oh.
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again.
01:08You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:21Well, it's not my fault.
01:21You won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault.
01:23You can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:27No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:31No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus.
01:47Happy now?
01:48A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though?
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year.
02:25On and off.
02:26But now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont
02:29and be a boring insurance salesman.
02:32And you...
02:33You want to act.
02:39How...
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so...
02:50What are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This...
02:54This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:03My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:14Her relationship was beautiful.
03:17And I want that.
03:21But...
03:22You don't want to move to Vermont?
03:24No.
03:26Okay.
03:27So...
03:27What do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I want to be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like,
03:38move to L.A.
03:39Or...
03:39Or take a show to Edinburgh.
03:41Uh...
03:41Work my ass off on Broadway.
03:43You know?
03:44I want to be able to do it all.
03:46You know, I know...
03:48More likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:53Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't...
04:02They're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...
04:12The weed.
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:20It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time.
04:33Not a long time.
04:34And that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make them text.
04:50No.
04:51No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:58What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy,
05:02which you will,
05:04you're gonna want a fun ride to distract you.
05:07Call me.
05:10Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:12I was too scared to let myself see.
05:18All of these pieces left behind.
05:23Making it easier to hurt.
05:28Why?
05:29No.
05:35You're not too scared to lose it.
05:36I mean, you're okay.
05:36I mean, you're ready.
05:41It's the hole outside.
05:42You need to have to...
05:50You're not too scared to lose it.
05:53I mean, you're like my maybe.
05:53I'm here.
05:54I'm here.
05:55I'm here.
05:56Uh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:45No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:18It's a one-time thing.
07:36I can't help him.
07:42But I can't wait.
07:43I can't wait.
07:43Oh no.
07:44I can't wait.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:35I'm sorry, I just need to know, it's fine man, just just go.
08:39Okay, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well.
09:04That's what relationships are for honey bun, supporting each other, helping each other grow as people.
09:10It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here, gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine, I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:27Happy Thanksgiving.
09:29Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This is just your ride.
09:48Allie, this is-
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:51Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating and now she's in Zendaya's understudy and Oleana on
10:03Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:06You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry, I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:18Don't get them started.
10:19So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:20Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:24Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:28You guys just met.
10:29Okay, okay, okay.
10:29Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:32Little Shop.
10:33Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
10:44What is this, Elle?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:47Elle saw right there that sells girls lies.
10:50What is this?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:54I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady.
10:57I got eyes.
10:58Oh my god.
10:59Oh my god.
10:59Oh good.
11:00Sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Corey, take your break out.
11:02No, no, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her.
11:04No, no, no, no.
11:04Hey, hey.
11:05Don't listen to him, Elle, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:12Dean, you sick?
11:13Absolutely not.
11:14Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:19Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:27Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:32Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:34No, you're not.
11:34Obviously.
11:35Need to ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make the miserable.
11:42On second thought, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Elle.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:05It's like a whole thing.
12:08Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Elle?
12:14Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Ally Hayes, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:42Oh, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you.
12:46Miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:11Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:30Thanks.
13:37Oh, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in it.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:20Usually we have a Bosque out there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:28Okay, let's see it.
14:31What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:35I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano,
14:47and then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:52Oh, kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:54Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:57Mad World?
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Yeah, can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being old.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:21My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:25That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:29Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Hmm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday, because otherwise I'd be,
15:42you know, I'd be laying on a beach, day drinking with Nick, and destroying Summer and beach volleyball.
15:47God, we'll need a tough life dealer in us.
15:51The worst.
15:57I'm sorry you can't be with your family though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03It's not good to be here with you.
16:07Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever make the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
16:22I can.
16:46Yes, you do what we need.
16:48I can't be.
16:48I can't be.
16:48I can't be.
16:48I can't be.
17:03Never let the elevator strike you.
17:35I don't want to have to make up.
17:54It's too late to make up
17:56But I don't want to have to make up
18:19to fill, fill me.
18:26Oh, take a step back to play,
18:29use to fill, oh, oh.
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors
18:39have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously?
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey, are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:06Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York on Thanksgiving.
19:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
19:16Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off.
19:17I'm not the rink.
19:18Uh, somebody check my apple, please pass.
19:21Oh, take a month.
19:22I've got her so dumb.
19:24Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:26Well, Dean, don't stick to the bubble.
19:29Happy Thanksgiving!
19:30Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:37Oh.
19:40They didn't see you.
19:44This was supposed to be a one-time thing.
19:46I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49Like, I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing that up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:54She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's gonna ask that.
20:01They're not gonna ask you that.
20:05People are gonna talk, and Sean will find out,
20:08and I can't hurt him.
20:09I-I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16I-I-I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We-we had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:24Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Oli.
20:41Hey.
20:46How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:49Okay.
20:49Good.
20:51Are you gonna, uh, practice this downstairs?
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses
21:02In a hazy, yellow world
21:06Alone enough for me to ask just
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart
21:15That glow
21:20The glow of star-born eyes
21:24Reflect the sky
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your
21:36Yellow, yellow haze
21:41Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:06You hate it.
22:07No, no, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:10I really like the melody.
22:12I just...
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired, but...
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it, but...
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks, and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No!
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:47This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:01Justin, her song fucking sucks, and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Oh, we got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:11Usually I like hearing you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay, cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:28My...
23:29I love you, Elsie.
23:38I love you, too.
24:02I love you.
24:05You know, if you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single, and you'd
24:11be abandoning me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:21What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean for Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:27Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:39Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who
24:49hurts someone she supposedly loved and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her.
25:09You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:11Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:24If Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:36Okay.
25:37Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:42What are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:45I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah.
25:54Okay.
25:54Well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:03Okay.
26:03You know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Ally Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day and meet his mom and watch him run a 5K.
26:22And then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:30But whether you move on or you get back together with him, bottom line is I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Ally.
26:39Just know that and believe that.
26:41And totally ignore this giant devil I am hacking to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:50You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on fifth line.
27:12Jules?
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:16We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow.
27:18You really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh.
27:21Then.
27:22Rescinded.
27:24So.
27:25How was all this break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was.
27:30It was fun.
27:34Yeah.
27:36Family.
27:36Sucks.
27:38Um.
27:39Did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:53Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:56Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:04I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I didn't mean...
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:27What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43Hope that you can keep it.
28:44My dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:50Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:57Who has to know?
28:59Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:02Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:09Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan,
29:15for putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single, ladies.
29:25And we've already raised 2,000 bucks for those little canes,
29:27but we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk, hit up our silent auction,
29:31and get some cool shit.
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order,
29:34but there's still a lot of fun to be had.
29:37The band is taking requests,
29:38so scan those QR codes and let them know what songs
29:40you want to hear.
29:41All right, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun.
29:47Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58Got a little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:01Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you in case you forgot,
30:05I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried,
30:07but there's no reason we can't just keep doing
30:09what we've been doing.
30:10Hooking up all over campus?
30:11Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom
30:15and let's say five minutes.
30:16You're delusional.
30:18Everyone we know is here,
30:19and I'm not that kind of girl.
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these to your boy.
30:32For the record, I am not delusional.
30:36I just know what I want.
30:38Go.
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:46They're going to capitalize on mistakes.
30:47Okay, control is key.
30:49Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you.
30:50Not a single one.
30:51No, no, no, no.
30:52Graham, I'm not having this.
30:53Put that thing away.
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow.
30:58We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey.
31:00We'll go to bars to score.
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us.
31:04Thank the Lord.
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please.
31:08Oh, no, no.
31:08Keep talking hockey shit.
31:10That's why I came over here.
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies.
31:1311 o'clock.
31:17Hi, Bo.
31:19Nice to meet you.
31:20Nice to meet you.
31:22Nice to meet you.
31:30You need more pigs in a blanket, not pins, and...
31:33That really doesn't bother you.
31:37I trust Garrett.
31:38And the Puck bunnies are actually kind of cool.
31:42Yeah.
31:43They know what they want.
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want.
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it.
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single.
31:53Embrace that.
31:55Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you.
31:58Someone down for anything.
31:59Like the anti-Sean.
32:00Yeah, you make a good point.
32:02Yeah, someone with zero expectations who just want sex.
32:05Just sex.
32:09Alright, we've got another request.
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick.
32:35I love a throwback.
32:37Right?
32:44I was dying before you walked into my life.
32:48Cause you know it's over.
32:52Before it began.
32:54Keep your drink, just give me the money.
32:58It's just you in your hand tonight.
33:04Midnight, I'm drunk.
33:06I don't give a fuck.
33:07Wanna dance by myself.
33:09Guess you're out of luck.
33:10Don't touch, back up.
33:12I'm not the one.
33:16I'll get back to work.
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around.
33:33Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat.
33:35I don't want any girl.
33:40Well, guess you're stuck with your hand.
33:44Up to rock.
33:46Before it began.
33:48Keep your drink, just give me the money.
33:52It's just you and your man.
33:56Nice.
33:59Higgynks Law for the fans of One Direction.
34:02Hey, Wozzie.
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets and not listening to GHA over there talking
34:08strategy.
34:09GHA?
34:10Oh, uh, General Hardass.
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's.
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood, they've been gunning for our top spot in the conference.
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a 10-game streak.
34:23So they're close.
34:25If we lose, they'll be number one in the conference.
34:28Shit.
34:29That's what's in his head right now.
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight.
34:33We need people drunk and happy and spending money.
34:36Can you help?
34:38Aye, aye, Captain.
34:41Thanks.
34:42And, uh, thanks for all this.
34:48And what are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just want to take you anywhere that you like.
34:52We can go out any day, any night.
34:55Baby, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you,
34:58I'll take you, I'll take you.
35:00I mean, there's only suffocating, though.
35:01Uh, a little bird told me that you've rushed for me to get off your asses and go sell some
35:06raffle tickets.
35:07It's Logan.
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan.
35:12Okay, this is a party.
35:15And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun.
35:17Mm-hmm.
35:18So is winning.
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so, I'm stepping up.
35:23Oh, well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death.
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan.
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him.
35:32It's sweet.
35:33Sweet doesn't win games.
35:34Yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good, though.
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, I know, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be.
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics or our song, which, by the way, uh, used to be
35:57about you, but I don't have a crush on you anymore, so I really don't know what it should
36:01be about.
36:02But it should not be about yellow haze.
36:05Hmm.
36:06Well, maybe we work on the wording of that.
36:09Yeah.
36:09Thank you so much.
36:13Okay, party people.
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value.
36:19So if you act fast, you can get them for a steal.
36:22A steal.
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house.
36:27That's right.
36:28Yeah.
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker, I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate
36:33existence that nobody...
36:34New York?
36:35Get out of here.
36:37Hey, Delphi.
36:38We love you, but this one, this one, this one's part of the family.
36:44I have box seats to a New York Rangers game and a meet and greet with the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham.
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap.
36:55Did you?
36:56It's the once in a lifetime opportunity for the beautiful, beautiful television.
37:01And that's right, Vegas fans.
37:03I'm looking at you.
37:04Garrett.
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp.
37:10Thanks.
37:11Hey.
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated.
37:15Did you call my dad?
37:17Look, Phil gives something every year.
37:19Alright?
37:20You obviously just didn't ask him right.
37:22That's not...
37:24He's...
37:24A self-centered, pompous asshole.
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time.
37:28I get it.
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause.
37:32You don't know what you're talking about.
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call.
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want.
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question.
37:43Cause these kids need the money.
37:45I needed the money.
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here.
37:49It's not all about money.
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it.
37:54Back for a second set.
37:56Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for After Hours.
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests.
38:05I'm gonna play something brand new for you.
38:07It's an original.
38:08Written with the one and only Hannah Wells.
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know.
38:25Shhh.
38:27Hey, well on the bright side,
38:28you're about to find out if it's any good.
38:29Maybe people will love it.
38:35It's a yellow world.
38:36I'm going.
38:37Alone enough we'll need our ashes.
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt.
38:43Echoes weaving through the walls here.
38:46Keeping secrets in the night.
38:48We are indivisible.
38:51Together we're a number of minds.
38:54Of your fans.
39:19Yellow rain?
39:21I don't know.
39:22Like, see?
39:31No, it's catchy.
39:33It's catchy.
39:51There you are.
39:54What'd you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready.
40:00Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02No, it's supposed to grab people.
40:04It makes them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:11They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Kind of so fucking with my head.
40:21Okay, I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it.
40:24I put my heart on the line.
40:25Now you go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:34Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:38You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:42Try writing your own lyrics.
40:43Please.
40:48I'm done.
40:50I'm done.
41:15Congratulations to
41:16all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted,
41:21but not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests,
41:30changes of heart,
41:32remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:46okay yeah good night
41:54he's been weird tonight right so weird
42:13change your mind no maybe just every time we do this i feel so amazing bad i feel bad
42:23guilty wait are you catholic no i'm just a girl i have to think about what everyone else feels
42:29before i can figure out what i'm feeling and i can't even do that right now because this
42:32fucking breakup is totally messing with my head i don't even know what to think then don't
42:38don't think tell me what you want allie cat tell me what you want
42:50and this is not a relationship ain't no strings no feelings just sex just fucking kiss me
43:06meet at night in an hour
43:26this is a party parties are supposed to be fun are you having fun not really you yeah not really
43:36justin and i broke up oh not words i was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about
43:40another guy i have two weeks to write another song there's plenty of time you and logan gonna be okay
43:50we'll be fine yesterday when he asked about your dad could have been an opening to tell him
43:57tell him what about thanksgiving what you told me phil's a dick logan knows that everybody does
44:07that's all they have to know yeah well what happens when phil shows up to a game
44:11when i win he nods and when i lose he says nothing he won't be that hard to ignore
44:17i think you should tell someone jensen logan they care about you i don't need them to know
44:26i mean that's why i have you
44:29i trust you
44:36you want to go home
44:37i wish i told dell i'd oversee clean up and i really should get started on the song
44:43okay you go i'm gonna stay at my place tonight
44:45you sure yeah you get some sleep for the game tomorrow big scary game against big scary st
44:52a's
44:54you scare the shit out of them you know
44:56look how hard they're trying to please you
44:57oh they're not trying to please me they're trying to win
45:01which you will
45:02see you tomorrow okay
45:04be in the stands with the sign that says i heart care graham
45:07might be kind of hard to spot you there are a lot of those signs
45:11i hate you
45:11i love you too
45:15see you tomorrow
45:16yeah
45:17all right
45:18i love you
45:44I'm thinking of just something real.
46:08Fuck me.
46:14Tell her I'm in low tide, moon so bright, moving my hips from left to right.
46:20My, my, check my phone, feel it in my belly when we drive home.
46:24Like low tide, moon so bright, moving my hips from left to right.
46:29My, my, check my phone, feel it in my belly when we drive home.
46:33Like Cinderella, make your babies wanna come like a star.
46:39Hannah, I gotta buy the clothes.
46:41Sorry, I'm going.
46:42We'll make your bed inside of, babe, I better find out a star.
46:50Me and the boys in the middle of town.
46:54Me and the boys in the middle of town.
46:58I'm okay.
47:03Every song.
47:08Oh, shit.
47:10What?
47:11Okay, wait, you gotta go.
47:12Like right now, Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't.
47:14Hey, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:16Okay.
47:16Hustle
47:18Hustle you look so good. Shut up
47:25Go, okay
47:39But
47:40You forgot your check
47:50Wow, Sean, I we just broke up out
47:56I wasn't yeah, you were
48:01You really can't be alone, can you no Sean it wasn't like that I swear come on Sean
48:08All right night guys good luck tomorrow. Thanks. Yeah
48:14If you're on the ice with Delaney, you just got to do what G says. He can't hold up against
48:17all the pressure who?
48:19St. A's News Center Aaron Delaney. Dude's a beast
48:32Oh
48:35Oh
48:37Oh
48:37Oh
48:37Oh
48:37Oh
48:39Oh
48:53Oh
48:54I know I'm dying to feel
48:58Touching a grave that isn't real
49:02Touching a ghost that I can't see
49:07But the ghost is me
49:13Lighting a candle on a piece of cake
49:17I can't tell from all of me
49:21There is a ghost that stares at you
49:26The ghost is me
49:30The ghost is me
49:45Go through the floor, walk through walls
49:51Looking at pictures in the hall
49:55Staring in the mirror so I can see
50:00But the ghost is me
50:05Showing the love that makes it sense
50:10The ghost is me
50:23The ghost is me
50:28The ghost is me
50:33The ghost is me
50:35The ghost is me
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