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John and Fiz wake up to discover that someone has painted all their windows black. Kevin's furious when he sees Fiz's windows realising that Sally must be the culprit. Rosie finds the whole thing amusing whilst Sophie points out Sally's a criminal. Sally proudly admits to Fiz that she's responsible for vandalising her house. Fiz wants to report her to the police but John talks her out of it.

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00:01For that, you get a fried slice.
00:28Flaming neck, is that black paint?
00:31Looks like emulsion.
00:32Does it matter?
00:34Who do you think did it?
00:36I reckon I've got a pretty good idea.
00:41And that was quick.
00:42Don't change your mind about your grapefruit.
00:45Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?
00:46I'm sorry.
00:47What's going on, Dad?
00:48Some comedians decided to give Fizzy's house a new paint job.
00:52This I have got to see.
00:55When did you do it?
00:56Who said it were me?
00:57Don't even think about denying it.
01:00Late enough not to get caught, okay?
01:03And I would appreciate it if you lost that tone.
01:06Was it you?
01:08Mum, you were so naughty!
01:10Mum, that is vandalism!
01:12Do you want to be so dramatic?
01:13Yeah, go and save an orphan or something.
01:15Sophie's right, it's criminal damage.
01:17Well, criminal implies a victim, and the only victim here is your daughter.
01:21Yeah, well, tell that to the judge.
01:23Listen to him, it won't come to that.
01:25Anyway, nobody can prove anything.
01:27Unless you confess.
01:28Oh, give me some credit.
01:30Since when have you ever been able to resist bragging?
01:33Yeah, that's got a point, Mum.
01:35Fine.
01:36Well, it'll be our little secret.
01:38And you can wipe that look off your face.
01:41I expected more from you, Mum.
01:43Well, when you're praying for my immortal soul, remember.
01:47An eye for an eye.
01:50Proud of yourselves, are we?
01:51Eh?
01:52Enjoy your late night fun and games.
01:54I don't know what you're done about.
01:55Oh, don't come the innocent, Kevin.
01:57I know exactly how Sally's vindictive little mind works.
02:00Well, you know more than me.
02:02Right, fine.
02:03Have it your way.
02:04Let's see what the police have to say.
02:05Do what you want.
02:06But if I was to send John a message,
02:08wouldn't be paint smeared over that window.
02:10Is that a threat?
02:11No, it's a fact.
02:12So do what you want, Fizz, but trust me,
02:15my life's complicated enough
02:16without adding him to the mix.
02:30I put some elbow grease into it.
02:32Hey!
02:32You are asking for a clip round the ear.
02:36John, why are we doing this?
02:38When it comes to decorating,
02:39preparation is everything.
02:40You know what I mean.
02:41I thought you might require some sustenance.
02:43Oh, you're a godsend, right?
02:46You're making progress, I see.
02:48Yeah, we're getting there.
02:49Slowly.
02:50I must say, your conduct in the face of such provocation
02:54is truly an inspiration.
02:57And whatever trials and tribulations await,
03:01Hayley and I are honoured to welcome you,
03:04both as a friend and as a neighbour.
03:09Bon appetit.
03:12There's a silver lining, eh?
03:14Every black cloud, you mean.
03:16How are you?
03:16Doing a bit of DIY?
03:19Let's go inside.
03:20Odd way to spend your honeymoon.
03:22I'm surprised you're not locked away in that bedroom of yours.
03:25If only.
03:26Unfortunately, we had a spot of trouble last night.
03:29Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that.
03:30Yeah, someone thought it'd be amusing to vandalise our house.
03:34Hmm.
03:35That explains the paintwork, then.
03:37Yeah, we thought you'd gone gone.
03:38I mean, what sort of person does something like that, eh?
03:41You'd have to be a pretty disturbed and sick individual.
03:45Maybe they were angry.
03:47No.
03:48Just pathetic.
03:50Oh, no.
03:51You OK, Sal?
03:52You lost for words?
03:53No.
03:54Just rather let my artwork do the talking.
03:57Oh, Sally.
03:58OK.
03:59He doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as us.
04:03Much less have a view.
04:04If it bothers you that much, feel free to move.
04:07Over my dead body.
04:10Told ya.
04:21Put the phone away.
04:23I'm phoning the police.
04:24No.
04:24John, we have to.
04:26And what are you going to tell him, exactly?
04:27She's just practically admitting it to our faces.
04:30We've got Ailey as a witness.
04:31The paint's all gone.
04:32Where's the proof?
04:33I've got photos on my phone.
04:34Well, then delete them.
04:36There's no harm done.
04:37No harm done!
04:38We both knew this was going to be difficult.
04:40It's just a case of weathering the storm.
04:43You mean ignore it?
04:44No.
04:44I mean we start getting on with our lives and to hell with everybody else.
04:48The sallies of this world will soon bore of us.
04:51You really believe that's going to happen?
04:53I wouldn't be living here otherwise.
04:57Besides, I can be pretty boring when the mood takes me.
05:01Now you tell me.
05:02Now you tell me.
05:02Well, yeah, the room is going to be deliberate.
05:02What is it?
05:03It's a contact screen color view.
05:03Yes, we need to sit into this room!oiselle
05:05and eat some so on the ground floor. Not263.
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