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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Good night's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14You got this, huh?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done.
00:01:23We're done.
00:01:23The winner is, the Thunder Hawks.
00:01:29Adam!
00:01:30Adam, Adam, Adam over here!
00:01:34Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god! Adam!
00:01:58You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:07But Emma, she can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:41You see, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:02:50No.
00:02:54Stop!
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god!
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh my god.
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:30Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna break from the fucking heartache.
00:03:37Blue schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashburne.
00:03:55Blake Ashburne.
00:03:56Blake Ashburne.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:16Lucy.
00:04:17This is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just, you can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:32Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low even for looking at him.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore,
00:04:58so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back!
00:05:05Hey, what's that? I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore can't enjoy some art?
00:05:08What?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:14Stop.
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:14No, no, no. Hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand
00:05:29that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we could have like a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, it's all right. Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:48I'll take my shirt off and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Now, come on.
00:05:50No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:54Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:19I'm relaxed.
00:06:21Everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on you.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:45This is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate,
00:06:50and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15We have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel...
00:07:18I feel so...
00:07:19so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:26What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe...
00:07:27Maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to catch him.
00:07:38So what?
00:07:39I should just...
00:07:41just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe. I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:07Take your sleep with me.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:18Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No.
00:08:22No.
00:08:23Absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me
00:08:25just to get under Adam's skin
00:08:27and mess him up before the game,
00:08:28but it's not real.
00:08:30It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off. It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man-whore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man-whore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:40It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together,
00:08:43he's gonna be totally jealous,
00:08:43and he's gonna regret
00:08:45that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:47I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I-I would never do that to my team.
00:08:54Alright.
00:08:56What-what are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No!
00:09:00Give it to me!
00:09:01Give it!
00:09:02Just!
00:09:03Yes!
00:09:07Honestly,
00:09:07I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded,
00:09:11and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot-
00:09:16I-I make that hot chocolate for him!
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking god!
00:09:23Oh my god!
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:27Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you,
00:09:34we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What-what do-what do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:04You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously.
00:10:07That outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13Let me fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made the decision.
00:10:21Just for me.
00:10:24Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49You're cute.
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex,
00:11:01you're wasting your time.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:23Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:29You know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:37Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck?
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:53I upgraded.
00:11:57Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but, uh,
00:12:01I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:10Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go alone with this.
00:12:17Boy, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:21Hm?
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:27Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam, forget about them.
00:12:37They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's gonna work, trust me.
00:12:45It's gonna take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah, let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What, what, do I look okay?
00:13:20Oh, perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:25Woo!
00:13:29Ah.
00:13:44You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:49Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's gonna come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right.
00:13:56I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04I guess it's kinda like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:08You can do better than that.
00:14:10I'm just nervous, okay?
00:14:11Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:13Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:21A little bit true is confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you wanna move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three, physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41Then lean in like you wanna tell me a secret.
00:14:43Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:02Just trust me.
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes to catch star player,
00:15:32Blake Ashburn.
00:15:33Before the game.
00:15:42Hey, Adam.
00:15:45Oh my God!
00:15:54Oh, fuck.
00:15:55Oh, fuck.
00:15:56Oh, fuck.
00:15:56Oh, fuck.
00:15:56Alright, you're gonna shoot.
00:15:56Come on, get the fuck out of here.
00:16:00Fucking vultures.
00:16:02Fuck.
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh my God.
00:16:05It's the camera.
00:16:07I'll handle it.
00:16:08I'm a professional.
00:16:09No.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The one?
00:16:23No, I'm too fling for her.
00:16:25Oh, come on.
00:16:26A young athlete of you has gotta have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She's my girlfriend.
00:16:47Actually, I'm gonna win the game for her tonight.
00:16:50Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:52Mr. Blake, please, can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the Jungletron?
00:17:11Oh God, I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Woo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:29Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:30You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck was that?
00:17:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:39What the fuck was that?
00:17:40We're done. We're done.
00:17:42We started it.
00:17:43Let's go. Let's go to the box.
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52You've got ultimate!
00:17:54No!
00:17:55No, Blake!
00:18:10What do they get, huh?
00:18:12Good job.
00:18:13So tell me, now that I've won, do I get a kiss?
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show, and I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:03Wow.
00:19:03Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:06You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, until the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, well, number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:39What?
00:19:44Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:19:46Just did it.
00:19:46Right here.
00:19:48You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:53OK.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:55Rule number two is no hooking up with other people.
00:20:04No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11No, it's not why, OK?
00:20:14I just, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19The story?
00:20:20Yep.
00:20:21OK, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23OK, we have to go to events together.
00:20:26So games, the dining hall for lunch, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mm, I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43We're in the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46Don't trust me?
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Sh makes!
00:20:59Oh!
00:21:01triif, it's just a party.
00:21:02a very loud party of Blake's teammates
00:21:05who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh, look who it is!
00:21:11Yes, Blake!
00:21:13What a bunch of guys doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30You must be pretty special if you're showing off on the big screen
00:21:32and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought, a man whore.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:03You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people.
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Like this.
00:22:18You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn.
00:22:25Damn.
00:22:26Get him.
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:34It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:38You got this right?
00:22:39She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm going to murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:49You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:55I'm the Adam.
00:22:56Are you sure everything's working down there?
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch him over.
00:23:10You're going to regret speaking like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't act like he didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21Alright, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're going to go find a room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:33What the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41Bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43Alright.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:45So what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51She's right there.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, alright?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so focused in.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25You little slut.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little hunch.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:44Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake.
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:58No!
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going and...
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:06Here's the...
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07Here's the...
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:14You have to take your shirt off or we're gonna get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:27Don't get him.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:35God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39This is stupid.
00:25:39I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:56Very impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:04At, uh...
00:26:04At faking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you...
00:26:10Ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:15Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it was just, like, he'd finish and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Like pathetic human meaning.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:38If you want me to.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:43Do I...
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Well, we have...
00:26:52Rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:55I'm just saying, you know.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned out by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Keyword, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:08It's just, um...
00:27:09You had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:15Sounds like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:20Alright.
00:27:21I'm walking home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:53You all right?
00:27:55Well...
00:27:56Good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:03Good night.
00:28:03Good night.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop!
00:28:44You're like, whoa.
00:28:45Stop.
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12We need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20You have your own space.
00:29:21No.
00:29:22That's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake data.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:36It's a bad idea.
00:29:39Let's go.
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:47So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV, it's all yours.
00:29:56All right?
00:29:58You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:59Sure.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:14I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Now, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04It was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah, absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:54Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Sign for me, please.
00:32:30Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:34This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God, why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:33:01I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:09But I got practice at like 7.45, so I gotta go.
00:33:12All right.
00:33:15Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:19The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Bye.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa.
00:33:53How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:21Oh, my God.
00:34:23Oh, my God.
00:34:35Oh, my God.
00:34:37Oh, my God.
00:34:41Oh, my God.
00:34:43I'm gonna taste you, sweet delight.
00:34:46And I'll trace you, skin on mine.
00:34:51Oh, my God.
00:34:52I'm gonna slip the hole in your knee.
00:34:54You'll follow it mighty.
00:34:57Like the sea set on fire.
00:35:01Oh, you're giving it up to me.
00:35:04Let's make it physical.
00:35:07Like.
00:35:12Oh, my God.
00:35:13Like, you're shy.
00:35:15You're so hot.
00:35:21For Lucy.
00:35:23Love your big sis, Grace.
00:35:25How sweet.
00:35:35Oh, shit.
00:35:36She found it.
00:35:39And she's liking it.
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now.
00:35:49Respect her privacy.
00:35:52Like, you're so hot.
00:35:54Huh?
00:35:55She's thinking about me.
00:35:57This is really good.
00:36:00Phew.
00:36:01He's not home yet.
00:36:03That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be.
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine.
00:36:14Your sister got you this.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator.
00:36:22But then who?
00:36:27So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't from my sister?
00:36:33Um, no.
00:36:35That crosses the line so much.
00:36:37You cannot just...
00:36:38Relax.
00:36:39Listen.
00:36:40You know, I was gonna return it, but then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much.
00:36:46So, you heard me.
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing, but then, uh, I heard you say my name.
00:36:54Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked him.
00:37:00This is getting way too real.
00:37:02What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay.
00:37:05All right.
00:37:06Stop.
00:37:06No, we're not doing this.
00:37:08Let's just end the contract.
00:37:09Oh, you want to end the contract?
00:37:11Um, after the gala, we're gonna be done.
00:37:13That's what you want?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:23That has to be what I want.
00:37:24You can't trust him, Lucy.
00:37:27Clearly you can.
00:37:31Lucy, come on, open the door.
00:37:34Look, it was my bad, all right?
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift.
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line, but just open the door.
00:37:41I'll make it up to you.
00:37:41I promise.
00:37:43How?
00:37:43I'll take you shopping.
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath Emma's windows.
00:37:49Come on, I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala.
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall.
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel.
00:37:59Did you say mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did.
00:38:03Fine.
00:38:03All right, well, then your gowns and your pretzels will meet you.
00:38:06Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid.
00:38:33Put your arms up.
00:38:38God, look at his hands.
00:38:43I'm falling into you.
00:38:46No one loves me like you do.
00:38:50Thought that you and I were through.
00:38:53But I'm falling into you.
00:38:56I'm falling into you.
00:38:58I'm falling into you.
00:39:07Do it.
00:39:08Kiss me.
00:39:09Just do it.
00:39:12Hi, welcome.
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi.
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:16Yes, we are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:20I've got the perfect one.
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:35You're the only thing on my mind, baby.
00:39:38You're the only thing on my mind, baby.
00:39:38You're the only thing on my mind, baby.
00:39:39Blake.
00:39:42I think it's amazing.
00:39:45I think it's totally you.
00:39:48You're beautiful.
00:39:50You two are adorable.
00:39:51Such a lovely couple.
00:39:53Oh, thank you.
00:39:55You know, I think so, too.
00:39:57So what do we think?
00:39:59We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:04Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09Seems like a steal to me.
00:40:12Here you go.
00:40:19Hi.
00:40:21Oh.
00:40:25Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend, I'd buy a lingerie.
00:40:28But you're not.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:32Hi.
00:40:33What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B.
00:40:37What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:39How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40I eyeballed it.
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:42I can and I will.
00:40:48You're impossible.
00:40:49And you love it.
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:58Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:00Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:05I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:07I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be without you.
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping.
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one.
00:41:17Oh, yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18So sexy.
00:41:21Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:23What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think she'll look good in this?
00:41:27Actually, no, don't answer that.
00:41:28It's really none of your business.
00:41:29Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her right now.
00:41:30Not you.
00:41:31Sure.
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus.
00:41:36But I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot.
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you.
00:41:50Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:51You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:53He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:41:58Hey, Adam.
00:42:00Watch her.
00:42:01Look her up.
00:42:03You're not his type.
00:42:05No, I don't trust you.
00:42:06And we're over.
00:42:08So can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:10I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:12It's not.
00:42:12Shut the fuck up.
00:42:17Adam, what is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God, seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:27Come on, let's go, baby.
00:42:34Hold up.
00:42:36Did that feel good?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It felt pretty good.
00:42:41You look good.
00:42:45So, uh, have we go get those bristles?
00:42:49Yes.
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:51Let's go.
00:42:52Okay.
00:42:54Blake makes me feel so safe.
00:42:57But this is fake.
00:42:58This is all fake.
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:07Can we please not start with this?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:11You're obsessed with her.
00:43:13At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:16Jesus Christ.
00:43:17Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her
00:43:19ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:22Okay?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:36Why do I care so much that I'm not his type
00:43:38when tonight is the last night of our fake relationship?
00:43:41God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:43So we got my suit.
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress
00:43:47and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:48Together we make the beauty and the beast.
00:44:00So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:04Why are you doing that?
00:44:07I'm sure you still want to go to the Cala with me.
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that,
00:44:19it's because he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21who's just trying to destroy your confidence.
00:44:23All right?
00:44:23Don't let him.
00:44:24I'm serious.
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:31You're a million times better than her.
00:44:32In every single fucking way.
00:44:35Okay, well, then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:40She's mean.
00:44:41She's not nice.
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful
00:44:44and funny and charming like you.
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:48I believe that.
00:44:51And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:53You do.
00:44:54You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:55You're an amazing artist.
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:01And, you know, you're an amazing photographer
00:45:03who's never taken a picture of yours truly, so...
00:45:06I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:08Oh, yeah?
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:10That's what you think.
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:14What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20What is that?
00:45:22I have a surprise for you.
00:45:25Ta-da!
00:45:30Oh, my God.
00:45:33It's so sick.
00:45:34Take a look.
00:45:34Let me see.
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome.
00:45:38It's super awesome.
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:42Of course I did.
00:45:43Consider it, like, my thank you for, you know,
00:45:46letting me stay here and find me all these clothes and stuff.
00:45:50Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms
00:45:51and all those fake kisses, too.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56Whoa!
00:45:57I guess that, too.
00:45:59Sure.
00:46:00Thank you for that.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02It was my pleasure.
00:46:03Stop.
00:46:05I'm serious.
00:46:08You know, you act like a cocky asshole,
00:46:11but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:15Don't tell anybody, all right?
00:46:16I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:17Don't worry.
00:46:19I won't.
00:46:20Seriously.
00:46:31That was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me.
00:46:35I'm glad you like it.
00:46:37I do.
00:46:38You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:42If Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight,
00:46:46what would you say?
00:46:52I would...
00:46:53I would...
00:46:55Don't answer that.
00:46:58I'm sorry I asked.
00:46:59No.
00:47:02Well, why don't we get dressed?
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight,
00:47:08so I'm going to enjoy it.
00:47:29Oh, they're all staring.
00:47:32Don't trip.
00:47:33Don't emotionally implode.
00:47:34Hey, you look nice.
00:47:38Thanks, Eric.
00:47:40Not as nice as Sophia.
00:47:42Blake's ex.
00:47:44Hi, boys.
00:47:46Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl that, like, brought to one of these things.
00:47:52She's a model.
00:47:54You're nowhere near her league.
00:48:00Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone.
00:48:05Come with me.
00:48:12Come with me.
00:48:15God, don't listen to her.
00:48:17You look beautiful.
00:48:19He's just saying that.
00:48:21How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:24So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep.
00:48:32The charity gala.
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement.
00:48:39Clean ending.
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:44Clean.
00:48:51Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating him.
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:56I knew it.
00:49:00You too.
00:49:02It's been fun.
00:49:09You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous.
00:49:15Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19But you got what you wanted, right?
00:49:21You showed him.
00:49:22That you are so worth choosing.
00:49:24You mean you are?
00:49:30Ladies and gentlemen, we'll begin our presentation shortly.
00:49:34Well.
00:49:35Blake, can I say for just a second, we've got a few things we need to verify.
00:49:40Um, yeah, sure.
00:49:51Lucy, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:56Please, just for five minutes.
00:50:01Okay, sure.
00:50:09I screwed up.
00:50:10I screwed up.
00:50:11I know.
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate.
00:50:14Emma isn't you.
00:50:15She never supported me like you did.
00:50:18She never believed in me.
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed.
00:50:22I just, I was jealous.
00:50:26I've actually missed you a lot.
00:50:29Breaking out with you was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:36God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:42Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wants.
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam.
00:51:09This should feel better.
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:15This doesn't feel right.
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous.
00:51:23You, you know that?
00:51:26Congratulations.
00:51:27You made me jealous.
00:51:28Okay, so I want you back now, okay?
00:51:32No, no, no.
00:51:33I, I did.
00:51:35I did want you back, but.
00:51:38Great.
00:51:38I know, I, I don't want, I don't want that anymore.
00:51:41That, that kiss, it didn't feel right.
00:51:45And, and I'm sick and tired of chasing you.
00:51:48Okay, so, so this is it.
00:51:49This is it.
00:51:50We're done.
00:51:52Goodbye.
00:51:55Lucy!
00:52:02Adam, give it a rest.
00:52:03You only want Lucy because Blake wants her.
00:52:07You don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:13If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me.
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy.
00:52:26Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey, where did you go?
00:52:42All right, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, this year's youth
00:52:48sports impact award goes to, Blake Ashford.
00:53:06Don't touch me, okay?
00:53:08It's over.
00:53:14Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there practicing his slap shots.
00:53:36Here you are.
00:53:38You know, if you want to pack your stuff, go ahead.
00:53:43Don't mind me.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala.
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there or not.
00:53:54You seem pretty occupied.
00:53:56You're all cozy.
00:53:57That's your boy, Adam.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:59Oh, yeah, you saw that.
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge, but it turns out you were just
00:54:07trying to get back with it.
00:54:08All right, I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous, and it felt good, okay?
00:54:14But I...
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me.
00:54:16Let's be honest.
00:54:17That's okay.
00:54:19But if you're playing games, you know what?
00:54:21That's fine.
00:54:23I'm going to play my game.
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting.
00:54:26No, Blake, I'm not...
00:54:33Catch up.
00:54:34No, I'm not drinking that.
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:37Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man, so why don't you just please drink
00:54:41it?
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:44Okay.
00:54:46Fine.
00:54:58That is so strong.
00:54:59Oh, my God.
00:54:59It's, like, burning.
00:55:05Okay.
00:55:06Truth or dare?
00:55:09Uh, truth?
00:55:12Are you getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No.
00:55:16Blake, we are not back together.
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys.
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:24Do not lie to me right now.
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier, if you would have let me finish, that, yeah, okay,
00:55:29you might have seen me kiss him, but I hated it.
00:55:31It was disgusting.
00:55:32And I don't like him.
00:55:36Okay?
00:55:36I like someone else.
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:46And please be very specific.
00:55:50Mm-mm.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52What?
00:55:53It's your turn.
00:55:54Truth or dare?
00:55:56I choose dare.
00:56:07You have to kiss me, and then I'll put you in my leg.
00:56:11You have to kiss me, and then I'll put you in my leg.
00:56:22You have to kiss me, and then I'll put you in my leg.
00:56:52Truth.
00:56:53Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:57:00Of course I love her.
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:04Mm-hmm.
00:57:06Lucy, I think about you every night.
00:57:11You see that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14It didn't work.
00:57:15It was good.
00:57:18I don't know.
00:57:19Well, let's fix that.
00:57:21Right now.
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:36It's not going to be fake, baby.
00:57:37I don't want it to be real.
00:57:42So, I have a question.
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:46Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal.
00:57:52It's always been real to me.
00:57:54If this is real, then there's always a chance my heart could get broken again.
00:58:00Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me.
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad, so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible.
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person that I have ever met, and you care.
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody that made you feel safe, that made you feel loved.
00:58:21But I'm here now.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23And it's just me and you.
00:58:25There's nothing to fear.
00:58:27I know.
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:30I'm really not even faking it for so long.
00:58:33I want it to be good.
00:58:36We're going to take it slow.
00:58:38We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:58:47But you did say that you liked somebody.
00:58:51Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you.
00:58:57Like, I like you, and I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:02Me too.
00:59:04Always.
00:59:14That's all right.
00:59:17You're right.
00:59:22You're right.
00:59:25Give me.
00:59:26Give me.
00:59:31I'm sick.
00:59:58What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah?
01:00:06Holy shit, look at him.
01:00:10I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very unthoughtable.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29Spending a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:34I would.
01:00:49Why do you like an emergency tube?
01:00:51I know.
01:00:54Why would you wanna do everything?
01:00:54I would!
01:00:54You've got a second question to me about off time.
01:00:55At
01:00:55him team team team team team team team team team team team, PIANUS
01:00:56team team team team team team team team team team team team team, mate.
01:01:04Bye!
01:01:05I am a hoe.
01:01:05Hey, here you go.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29It's just what?
01:01:32You made me go amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:40I'm not serious.
01:01:42You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:45Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't deny.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you one day,
01:01:55but I think I have to get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11meet my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Gotta talk about you a lot.
01:02:19Oh, yeah.
01:02:20See the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:37What happened?
01:02:40Full boyfriend.
01:02:43Name.
01:02:44Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:53All right, I gotta go.
01:02:55Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:58Yes, honey.
01:02:58Okay.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:21Please pick up.
01:03:22I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look.
01:03:31I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:36We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee at that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:49What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:52Uh, just give me 10 minutes.
01:03:53Okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:02How do you know this is gonna work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's gonna be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's gonna be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:14So he should be here any...
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20It's a go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:36You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good.
01:04:46Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57I could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I should address him.
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:16You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, alright?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:24You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:27Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff?
01:05:28Alright?
01:05:30That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about?
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:51I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma.
01:05:57But she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:01Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:05I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:10You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Well, no, don't blame yourself.
01:06:14It's hard to see Bas Bleak's charm.
01:06:17Or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:42Anytime.
01:06:51See you later.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:14Hey, Lucy!
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:17Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:21What?
01:07:23God, where the hell are you?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted, but I guess all good things have to come to an end.
01:07:44I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:46I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What in this?
01:07:50Sophia?
01:07:51Oh, my God.
01:07:53Oh, my God.
01:07:56Oh, my God.
01:08:07You've been quiet for like 10 minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15Sober between me and Blake.
01:08:16Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:20Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy finally, but turns out they're all
01:08:28the same.
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy.
01:08:32You seem so happy with him.
01:08:34You know, at this point, can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They all fucking suck.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:44I'm serious.
01:08:45Like, I mean it.
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that...
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:19Hey, can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:24Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:30You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:46So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:53It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean?
01:09:55It's not what it looks like.
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:04You are a man whore.
01:10:06And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:09That's not true.
01:10:10Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:11Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:15Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:26Lucy.
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through,
01:10:30I don't know.
01:10:31Then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:43But just so you know,
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:48I never will be.
01:10:52Sorry.
01:10:53Sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game where the leopard shield take on the Thunderhawks
01:11:20Photographer, hi, could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23You're with Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here!
01:11:41Robin, good luck out there today. Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54I'm just doing my job.
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:00I don't.
01:12:02So why are you crying?
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:13Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy!
01:12:15Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:29Cool.
01:12:29I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:31It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:36That's my job.
01:12:37I take photos.
01:12:39Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:54Go ahead.
01:12:54You can have him.
01:12:57Lucy!
01:13:00He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:21You're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't
01:13:28be in the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What?
01:13:31How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:46How are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the
01:13:53puck drops.
01:13:56Adam, it's time to hit the ice.
01:13:59Let's go.
01:13:59Got it, Coach.
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:05I've got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17I can't believe Lucy wanted you.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:26Bring it on, John.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam.
01:14:31You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake saw me.
01:14:35You're skating.
01:14:36They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've got to save him.
01:14:41Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:53Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rabid man seems to have run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:10Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:12Blake?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15She's cheating.
01:15:16What?
01:15:17Sorry, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No.
01:15:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:30Now the rabid man seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the tumble trot.
01:15:36This is bullshit.
01:15:37She's lying.
01:15:38She's my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:45Wow.
01:15:46That's the best fight.
01:15:49Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:53And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:57Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:15:58Yeah.
01:15:59Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:13Or so I thought it was like that, but...
01:16:16You know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy.
01:16:20But that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for.
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not.
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw.
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have like no proof.
01:17:01So can you just...
01:17:02Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates the sabotage.
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No!
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:23This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:31My nose!
01:17:39Hey, you're perfect.
01:17:42I'm so loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretending.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretend for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:18hockey game.
01:18:20It's a long way to go.
01:18:22It's a long way to go.
01:18:23You're doing great.
01:18:25So you won today.
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:30It feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle right?
01:18:33I'm not, you know.
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you can do the puck.
01:18:38OK, what the fuck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good, but I'll get better, OK?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:47Yeah.
01:18:53Really good at it.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:03Yeah, calm down.
01:19:07You know, when there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:09We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:23I'm wondering.
01:19:26Did you get what you wanted?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:35We'll see.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:45That's all right.
01:19:47I had no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:49I don't even know what happened to my parents.
01:19:55Go get it going.
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02That's it.
01:20:02You give me the butterflies, man
01:20:06I'm a friend, I'm a moon, I'm a phone I'm talking to
01:20:10I'm a town, can't do it just one step, I'm a dick-a-doo
01:20:14You give me the butterflies, man
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