00:00I also might do this. I also might break into someone's house and make coffee.
00:03Oh, well, you almost had to do it here when your machine broke.
00:08Oh, my gosh.
00:08It happened to a couple in Florida. They found a stranger making coffee inside their home.
00:15Yeah, I mean, if you broke into a house and you were making coffee, I think he just let you
00:19work, you know, like you got the steamer.
00:22Oh, yeah, but I'd have to have the right stuff.
00:24I broke into Jason's house and be like, what the hell is this coffee?
00:27It would take some, I don't know what the scenario would be, but it couldn't be Jason's cheap stuff.
00:33You have to walk by something that looks so incredible that you were like, I apologize to them.
00:41Are those beans from Ecuador?
00:41I have to go in there.
00:43I have to try that.
00:43I have to go in.
00:45But you wouldn't know how to use it.
00:46One of those fancy machines.
00:47Oh, yeah, you just like a spaceship.
00:51Google, you just put a little watch a little video.
00:53YouTube it.
00:54Watch a video.
00:55Grind them beans.
00:57Yeah, I'd break into Jason's house and break right back.
01:00Oh, yeah.
01:00Oh, God.
01:01You'd actually like throw his.
01:02He's got an open bag of Folgers here.
01:05Oh, my God.
01:05You'd throw him right in the garbage.
01:07Good night.
01:07He's upped his coffee game.
01:09He has now.
01:10Very nice.
01:11You can't shame him anymore.
01:12He would leave a bag of grounds wide open in here.
01:15Yeah.
01:15That was shocking to me.
01:17Well, he had.
01:18All the smells, everything escaping the bag, all the dirt getting in.
01:22Remember when it would.
01:22Did the caffeine leave it?
01:24No.
01:25No, it didn't.
01:26And I got some Pacific bold that'll knock your socks off.
01:29You'll like this.
01:31Pacific bold.
01:32Pacific bold.
01:32I don't-
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