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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 13
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00:00Tonight I would give my left tick to go on this date
00:03Okay, David's date goes off the rails. Are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train?
00:09No
00:12Pk has a shocker. Have you ever kissed on the first date? I don't usually kiss on the first date.
00:18Shit
00:19And a massive plot twist
00:23Kerry Katona is back. I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo. I feel like I've been made love
00:28to it
00:30Slow clap. It's got a lot quicker than that
00:34As our celebs you ever get spots. I never really get them, but I've got one under the skin. Is
00:38this the flirting that they were training you to do?
00:40Go! Have I got like a skin disease? It looks nice
00:45Dated! Are you gonna find love? Well, that's the plan to find the next person really show. Are you the
00:50next person?
00:50The next person
01:00Welcome to celebs go day in today
01:03Today the agents are already in and prepping because boy. Oh boy. Have we got a humdinger for you today?
01:11What's that come on Tom tell them
01:13Kerry and Paolo are coming in
01:17Oh
01:18Yes, the Kerry Katona and Paolo who met last year at the agency
01:22They fell hopelessly in love to become the biggest success story this place has ever seen
01:28Ten years took your time guys
01:30What are they selling? I mean, what do they need?
01:32Subscribers pool if you know what I mean
01:35I think it's just a really lovely progress report
01:38And they moved in together since last year
01:41So how has that been?
01:42They have a very unique lens to share of what it's actually like when a celebrity and a non-celebrity
01:48get together
01:49They're now approaching a year together
01:50And I think we're all very curious to know how it's working
01:54And to give us the insight on any challenges they may have had and how we can possibly help
01:58And then also coming in earlier stages, but quite exciting
02:01Steven after his second date
02:04And then PK after a date
02:06So they're going to have a lot to say, I'm quite sure
02:10Yeah, they've both got very different challenges
02:13And Steven has been a slow burner
02:15And PK's a Brunson burner
02:17And that's why I love him
02:19Yes
02:20Well, he's causing mayhem
02:22Oh, is someone going to be getting a scolding from the old Brunson burner?
02:26Yes, yes
02:27P-Dog's going to be dishing out the heat today
02:31And we won't be waiting long because here he is
02:35He was banned from Bumble
02:37It's PK Humble
02:39Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
02:42Yes, PK
02:43Mr. Humble
02:45I take you to the candy shop
02:47I lift you like the london drop
02:50But hey girl, don't you stop
02:52Keep calling till you hit the spot
02:55Whoa
02:55How you doing, Tom?
02:56I'm swell, how are you?
02:59Good to see you
03:01Lovely to see you
03:02Good to see you, good to see you
03:03That's a heady aroma
03:04Oh yeah, I just got a little something con
03:07That'll be the Lynx lower body spray
03:09Coconut and sandalwood
03:12Stings good
03:13You should be my wingman, you know
03:15I should
03:16But I'm saying if you're my wingman and we're out
03:19I feel like I'll get even more girls
03:22I wouldn't bank on it
03:23The last time I used Tom as a wingman
03:25I ended up in the basement of a club called the Stink Bunker
03:28Sticky floors
03:29Well, I'm really excited to see PK
03:32Because the last time I saw him
03:33I mean, he was a total F-boy
03:35I literally said
03:36If I open a dictionary
03:38Your face will be next to it, PK
03:41Is he whistling?
03:43Yep, he's doing his old-fashioned policeman impression again
03:46Come on in
03:48Hello, hello, hello
03:49Hello
03:50Were you whistling out there?
03:52Yeah, I was
03:52Wow, just having a fantastic day
03:55Ooh, a sarcastic, Dr T
03:57I like it
03:58Hi
03:58It's sunny outside, hello
04:00Hello
04:00On his last date with sheep farmer Ellen
04:02Hello
04:03Hello, hello, hello
04:04Hi, eh?
04:05You all right?
04:06Despite a promising start
04:07You smell nice
04:08Thank you
04:09So do you
04:10Oh, do I, yeah?
04:11Yeah
04:12It wasn't long until PK whipped out his flirt
04:15Like that?
04:15Yeah, I do like that
04:16I do like that
04:18I want to shave you
04:19And had everyone in the restaurant asking just what the flop was going on
04:23You're shaving the back, right?
04:25Right here
04:25Yeah, and then you're going along the legs
04:27Okay
04:28I did try and do what you lot said
04:31I was very, very emotionally intelligent
04:35Not sure they're buying that PK
04:37But I just weren't that interested, that was the problem
04:39Were you physically attracted to her?
04:41I wasn't wild
04:42All right
04:43What do you think she thought of you?
04:45She probably thought I was attracted to her
04:48Why?
04:49Because I'm just naturally a flirt
04:50So I see
04:51So you can't help it?
04:53Ah, flirting, no
04:54But I wouldn't say I led her on
04:56Mate, you roleplay cheering each other
04:58So we have feedback from Ellen?
05:01Yeah
05:01Okay
05:01What did you like about PK?
05:03How confident he was?
05:05What did you not like about PK?
05:09I hope that his intentions aren't to just have a fling
05:14The biggest issue that I have with you on this date is you led her on
05:19Mm-hmm
05:20Yeah
05:20So emotionally, she's now thinking there's something else
05:24But I feel like she's to blame as well here
05:27I feel like I'm getting too much of the blaming
05:29I think it's 50-50
05:31Now, if you are not clear about your intentions with someone
05:36And they misconstrue your intentions
05:40What kind of position does that put you in?
05:42A bad one
05:43A bad one
05:44That's why I'm always clear
05:45No, no, but so you weren't clear on this
05:47Now, let me even push further
05:49Yeah
05:49This is just us talking
05:50You think as a black man, does that put you in an even further precarious situation?
05:56A hundred percent
05:57A hundred percent
05:58It is important for you to be crystal clear with your intentions
06:03You can't have anybody misconstrue anything about you
06:06Because you have greater liability
06:10I hear you, that's fair
06:12Look, flirting can be harmless and fun
06:14But for PK, as a young black man, the stakes are different
06:19And I know this personally
06:20His behavior could be quickly misread and misinterpreted
06:25This is the reason why his communication needs to be incredibly clear
06:29When it comes to love and relationships, I think you're a traditional player
06:36And I think until you accept the fact that you are a player, you'll never change
06:42Brutal
06:43When I meet someone that I feel like I can give them that love
06:48Then I feel like I'll change a hundred percent
06:52I believe that when you are armed with the right information, you will make the right decisions
06:57But I think you also need to have the right motivation
07:00To your point, if I have the right person, I'll change
07:03I think you have to realize that what you're learning here is
07:06You are making yourself better to attract the right person
07:10So it's not like the right person shows up and then all of a sudden, boom
07:14You know, you're Superman out here
07:16It's you become Superman
07:23It's working, Paul
07:24It's working
07:29There you go, there you go
07:31Are you ready?
07:33I'm feeling like I'm ready to be responsible
07:35It's just about finding that balance
07:37Of toning it down and not being too flirty
07:41Yeah, being mature about it
07:43This is good
07:44Thank you very much
07:45All right, we'll see you
07:52You just like can't not like him
07:54Like he's so charming
07:56He's charming
07:57But I tell you what
07:58Doesn't it feel like work?
08:01Back downstairs
08:02Oh, look at him
08:03He's been standing like that for half an hour
08:06In desperate anticipation for the happy couple
08:09Well, let's not put it off any longer people
08:11Cue the power ballad
08:14And here they are
08:16It's Kerry
08:16Ca-flipping-tona
08:18And her tiny little lover-man, Paolo
08:22Hi, Tom
08:23It's Kerry
08:24And Paolo
08:25Hi, Tom
08:26He's not in the box, Paolo
08:31Oh, I didn't believe it!
08:34Come on
08:35Come on
08:37Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:38Come on
08:39Come on
08:39Come on
08:40Oh
08:41Oh, it's so satisfying to have a couple
08:43Return to the agency arm in arm
08:45Shrouded in a cloak of affection
08:48It reminds one that Cupid does occasionally find his target
08:53You have never looked more beautiful
08:56I think happiness is the world's greatest beautifier
08:59I think that's what it is
09:00It is
09:00It's the greatest medication in the world being happy in it
09:02Oh, my God
09:03Look at me
09:04Look at your countenances
09:06They're carved as mother of pearl
09:08I feel like we've lived a whole life since we've been here
09:12There's so much has happened
09:13So much has happened
09:14Well, it's a whole year
09:15It's a long time
09:16I'm normally I'm married in a divorce band now
09:21We're taking this on a bit slower out of love
09:23Yeah, yeah, you know
09:24I'm doing something right
09:26You're still doing all those wildly romantic things
09:29And leaving blooms and notes everywhere
09:31Yeah, I'm very romantic about that
09:33Very thoughtful gestures
09:34And like we've got bracelets because I go away on tour a lot
09:37Oh, my God
09:38If I miss him, I press it and he can feel it and vice versa
09:42What, it vibrates?
09:43Yeah, when we're far away from each other
09:45She can make you oscillate from afar now
09:47Wherever she is in the world
09:49She can make you vibrate
09:50I think he means that you can vibrate
09:51Yeah, well, I can make you, yeah
09:52Oh, yeah
09:53I don't stop pressing it, do I?
09:55Dara, I love that
09:56Damn right she would
09:57She's actually on her vibrator break now
10:00Oh
10:01Cause upstairs, Anna's now joined by the Brundog
10:04In preparation of the return of Tezza
10:06You're in chill mode today
10:08Yeah
10:08I'm getting my last moments of peace
10:11Before the tornado hits the room
10:13Batten down the ashes, Paul
10:15Hurricane Katona is about to roll in
10:19Hello
10:19Hi, T
10:20Terry and Paola
10:22I never thought I'd be saying that again
10:23Set them up, please
10:25Oh, no, I want permanent custody
10:28Tom
10:29Is this heaven?
10:33It is
10:33Oh, my gosh
10:35Do it again
10:36Please don't, just get up those stairs
10:40Yes
10:41Yes
10:42Yes
10:44Terry Katona
10:46Now, if you had told me 12 months ago
10:48That she was going to be our standout success story
10:51I wouldn't have believed you
10:53But, lo and behold, here they are
10:56Have a seat, guys
10:57Come and take a seat
10:58And as agents matching celebrities with non-celebrities
11:01It's really important that we check in on them
11:03Just to see how merging those lives is going
11:06And what impact it may have had on the people around them
11:09We are so excited to see you both
11:13Yes
11:14I mean, we sort of birthed you
11:16We did
11:16That's so wrong
11:18I'm sorry
11:18I mean, not since Pete Wicks and Sam Thompson
11:21Have we birthed out of our fageen
11:24Another bona fide couple
11:26I knew Pete Wicks would have got inside Anna's fageen at some point
11:30Sorry
11:32Kerry got off to a shaky start last year
11:35Getting back from when we first met
11:37Until the agents paired her with spunky, peaty, toy boy, Paolo
11:42I've got to say to you, it's my favourite date to the park
11:45Who started off on the right foot
11:46Then moved up the body to lip lock after lip lock
11:51Finally making Keza feel
11:52Home again
11:54Thank you, kittens
11:55I'm just so grateful that I did this journey
11:58Yes
11:59And now I could not imagine life without this man
12:01It's been nice, hasn't it?
12:03Yeah
12:03I mean, there's just so much to unpack with you both
12:07But what has been the reaction that you've had from the public?
12:09Have they been rooting for you?
12:11Massively
12:11I found it really overwhelming
12:13Really?
12:14Yeah
12:15I think since joining the agency
12:16People seeing me for who I really am
12:19Yes
12:19Rather than just reading a headline
12:20And people actually watching me fall in love
12:24And the support I've had from people
12:27It's been so overwhelming for people to be so invested
12:31In somebody who I've chosen to love
12:34And it's been really overwhelming
12:36I'm not sure how to deal with it
12:40Because life is so good
12:42It was unexpected as well
12:43So unbelievable that it scares me
12:46Oh Keza
12:47Go on girl, you deserve it
12:58Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
13:00The last celeb of the day is about to arrive at the agency
13:04It's Professor Steven Manderson Green
13:07Who's had an absolute howler with the old toilet duct this morning
13:10By the looks of that top
13:11Bleachy Bleachy
13:13Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
13:15Hello, it's Steven
13:16Oh, it's Steven
13:17Get out with OPP
13:18Yeah, you know me
13:20Get out with OPP
13:21Yeah, you know me
13:22Get out with OPP
13:23Yeah, you know me
13:24Yeah, you know me
13:25How you doing?
13:26Oh, I'm well
13:27It's really nice to see you
13:30Oh, lovely
13:31Oh, thank you
13:32I felt a little bit of a boy after your own
13:36Let's go into the park and get fit heart
13:40Because I did a first complete muscle-up
13:43Have you ever done one?
13:44You've done a muscle-up?
13:44I've never done a muscle-up
13:45What the hell's a muscle-up?
13:47I could only do one
13:48Fair enough
13:48But there was a Herculean trainer
13:51And he was very, um
13:52Inspiring
13:53Yes
13:53His name's, his name's Willie
13:55And I like Willie's carrot
13:57My trainer's called Greg
13:59And I love his sausage roll
14:00And his thick dick
14:01And Willie just coaxes me with his giant carrot
14:04And he says
14:05You can do more, you can do more
14:06I know you can do more
14:07Let's leave that image there
14:09And head back upstairs
14:10To the beautiful love story
14:11That keeps on giving
14:12We do this for a living
14:14You know, in therapy
14:15So everyone always is
14:16You know, oh, you guys must have
14:17Brilliant marriages
14:18You must be perfect
14:19It's hard
14:19And you'll kind of be on a day
14:21When someone will say that to you
14:22And you know we've had a bloody good argument
14:24About something
14:25And you kind of go
14:25Oh, and it's really hard
14:27Kissing and the making up
14:29The intimacy
14:30Is, I'll be on the intimacy
14:32I'll say a bit more PG
14:34What do you want to say
14:35Fights
14:35Keep it clean in the
14:37Keep the fights clean
14:38Keep the sex dirty
14:39Keep the sex dirty
14:39Exactly
14:40I kid you not
14:41The intimacy is just on another level that I've never had
14:45Oh God
14:46The sex is good
14:47It's love
14:48It's loving sex
14:49I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo
14:52I feel like I've been made love to every single time
15:08Ohhhhh
15:09I can't even look at them anyway
15:11All I hear is
15:12Yeah
15:13And me
15:15Oh my God
15:16Oh God
15:17I can see that
15:20Sorry, got carried away there
15:21I mean
15:23I mean
15:24Dare we even
15:25Dare we even go there
15:26I mean
15:26Is anything about expanding your family together
15:29I'll marry Kerry tomorrow
15:31We've already discussed that
15:32I truly believe I'm going to marry this man
15:35A hundred percent
15:36We just have one ask on that
15:40I know that Paul in particular would love to be a page boy
15:43A page three boy more like
15:45I'm a rat girls
15:46I don't have a dad
15:47So you can have to walk me down the aisle
15:48Oh my God
15:49Oh
15:50I would do that
15:51Would you?
15:52I've run out of people to ask
15:55Oh, roasted Brunson
15:56Nice
15:57Paul
15:58Mr Brunson
15:59Yes
15:59Do you accept, will you walk Kerry down the aisle?
16:04Come on Pete dog, she was only messing
16:07I would do anything for Kerry Gautona
16:11What's my bloody role?
16:13Who said you're invited?
16:14You can do it, Rosemary
16:16I'm so happy for Kerry
16:17She is proof that even when you think that the chance of true love is off the table for you
16:22When you truly work on what matters in life, you can build personal strength
16:27And what that strength brings to a relationship is love, trust, honesty, friendship and most importantly safety
16:35Which is something that I believe Kerry has never had in a relationship
16:40Hi
16:41See you later guys, take care
16:43Bye darling
16:45Oh baby, that was amazing
16:46I'm great
16:47It was
16:48You have to be
16:49Yeah, of course
16:49That was amazing
16:51You need to get your father of the bride outfit
16:53Oh my gosh
16:54You know, what is a pageboy? I might want to be a pageboy
16:57At last, a proper agency success
17:00Oh, they look quite cute actually
17:03Right, that's quite enough of that soppy shit
17:06Let's move on
17:11Over to the diva that is David Potts
17:14Who's winging his way across London for a paint-your-partner sexy second date with buff barber Anthony
17:20Hi, nice to meet you, I'm David
17:22Oh, good to meet you
17:23You're my first northern date
17:24Really?
17:25Really?
17:28That's so lovely
17:29Oh!
17:31That was easy
17:32David's now eager for a second bite of the Anthony Cherry
17:36I'm actually really excited to see Anthony again
17:38We get on really well and he's sexy
17:40Like he's a bit of me, do you know what I mean?
17:42Good, because it is last agency debrief
17:45Dr T doled out some classic advice
17:47Dr Tara has told me to ask Anthony what he's like in bed
17:52How creepy is that?
17:53I'd have a long hard think about it if I were you
17:56Yeah, that should do it
18:00Back at the agency now where love gurus Anna and Paul are prepping for their catch up with Stephen
18:05Who's still to reach professor level when it comes to dating
18:11Hello! Stephen!
18:11What's happening?
18:13The timing is impeccable actually
18:15How are you?
18:15Good to see you
18:16Good to see you
18:17Oh, it's so nice to see you babe
18:19Nice to see you
18:20Have a seat
18:20We know there's been a lot going on
18:22There sure has
18:23The professor was successfully matched with radio host Clara in tennis
18:27Where they enjoyed plenty of fun in the sun at the water park
18:31But on their second date back home in London
18:34As Stephen edged closer to catching some feels
18:38My head's spinning a bit
18:39He then ended their day unexpectedly
18:42Just need a bit of time to think
18:46To give us a little bit more data
18:48To work with, to help you
18:50Yeah
18:51What happened on this last date?
18:52I arrived with a kind of seriousness
18:55It didn't feel as playful
18:57It didn't
18:58It was quite still where we were
19:00It felt quite intense
19:01You know, we spoke about
19:02You know, is there any alignment?
19:04And Clara's like, well, yeah, I guess so
19:07And then I was like, oh God, pressure
19:10And I, it didn't feel great
19:12How did the date end?
19:14I, I called the date early
19:15I had to, to eject
19:19My head was spinning
19:23And, um
19:23It's okay
19:24It's just, it's hard
19:26It's so, you know, this could be silly
19:28And it could be fun
19:29And I'm, I feel like I've been dull as dishwater
19:31Of course you're not dull as dishwater
19:33Stephen, stop that self-punishment
19:36You're a man that's coming through a hell of a lot
19:38Yeah
19:38But neurodivergent is very complex in the dating world
19:42It makes sense why you feel like you do
19:44Well, we have got some feedback
19:45What did you think about Stephen?
19:48He is super honest
19:49Wow
19:50You are
19:51Okay
19:51She goes on to say, I really like that he's a bit awkward like me
19:55And the chemistry that that creates
19:57Right, maybe it wasn't as bad as I've been thinking
20:01I mean that's very, very, very positive
20:04So you can be in the exact same space as someone and have a completely different experience
20:08You can
20:09Completely, completely
20:10We've definitely taken on board what we can do
20:12Yes
20:13To adjust the environment for you
20:15Which is really important
20:17Environment is key when it comes to dates
20:19So, you said you wanted an activity date
20:23You wanted something fun, giving you some kind of external focus
20:27Can I just say, this bloody date Stephen
20:29Yeah
20:30I would give my left tit to go on this date
20:32Okay
20:33Is it a bottomless brunch down in your local spoons?
20:36You are going on a puppy play date
20:39Clara will be there as well, she loves a puppy
20:42Enjoy the pups
20:43Will do, as opposed to the pussy
20:45Here we go
20:45Are we absolutely sure he's a professor?
20:48Sorry man, you set me off now
20:50Stop
20:51Good to see you
20:52Oh, I love you Stephen
20:55Enjoy
20:55See you on the other side
20:56See you
20:57See you babe
20:59Thank you
21:00Bye darling
21:02Complex guy
21:03Yes, beautifully complex
21:06But brilliant, exactly
21:08Yes, yes
21:08And he just puts so much pressure on himself
21:10He does
21:14And the agents are all over this activity dating lark today
21:18Because Dave is hoping for a brush of success on his painting date with Anthony
21:22Look, the Kino's already sat down and ready to get this arty started
21:26Feel like I'm back at skewball
21:28And if you're lucky, for lunch they're serving some spoid dick and custard
21:32Spotted dick
21:34David has a very, very similar personality to me
21:37Very out there, very loud, says what he thinks
21:41We got him really well
21:42And so I'm here for round two and let's see what happens
21:48Hello
21:49Hello
21:49Hello
21:50Are you okay?
21:50Are you okay?
21:51Yeah, nice to see you
21:52Are you okay?
21:53Yeah, I'm okay
21:55Yeah, I'm okay
21:55You're okay, yeah, I'm okay
21:56You look lovely
21:57So do you
21:58Oh, thank you
21:59Yes, I put my best shirt on for you
22:01Oh, this is the best shirt?
22:02The best one, this one
22:03Well, I've gone for a little bit of bondage
22:05I like it
22:06Bondage is working for you
22:07Yeah, it is, yes
22:08Amazing
22:08Yes
22:09So I'm going to be your teacher today
22:11I love this
22:12So in front of you, you've got three brushes
22:15You've got a pencil and a rubber
22:18Not that type
22:20And then
22:20Are we drawing each other?
22:21Yeah, you're going to be painting each other
22:24Do you like anything to drink?
22:26Oh, thought you were never going to ask
22:29Please could I get a tequila, soda, fresh lime
22:32Okay, no problem
22:34Yep, just like school then
22:35A smoothie with like a vodka or something
22:37Right, right, right
22:37Okay
22:38Have you ever done this before?
22:39Never done anything like this before
22:41Okay
22:41I'm actually scared right now
22:43Okay
22:43Even though I'm not really into art
22:46I am definitely into Anthony
22:49He is looking so silly
22:53Cheers anyway, second date
22:54Second date
22:55You've got to look me in the eyes
22:55Sorry
22:56Cheers
22:57Second date
22:58Second date
22:59Okay guys, are we ready to start?
23:01Oh sorry, yeah
23:01Grab your pencils
23:02Okay
23:03Oh, she's opening up
23:04I need a bit of movement, I think
23:06So we're going to add a circle
23:09Like an actual circle then
23:11Yeah
23:11Not like a face shape
23:12Not like a face shape, no
23:13Mine's already rubbish
23:15Oh, I'm doing it quite hard
23:17And you've got quite a light touch
23:18Does it need to be light?
23:19It doesn't
23:20Does it matter?
23:21No, it doesn't matter
23:22I need a soft touch
23:23I've got such firm grip
23:26Oh, lucky me
23:27You won't be saying that
23:29When he's treating your old fella
23:30Like the end of a tube of toothpaste
23:42Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
23:44Where PK's on his way to his date
23:46If I don't flirt, it's like I'm not breathing
23:48So I'm going to be subtle with it
23:52So subtle that she's not even going to know that I'm doing it
23:54I'm leaving Mr. Wrong in this vehicle
23:57I'm bringing out Mr. Right
24:00And we're checking in on James to see what he does when he's not outdating the ladies
24:05Hang on
24:05On air signs
24:07A man twiddling knobs
24:08I'll recognise this setup
24:10He's with fellow posh boys Alex Payne
24:12And almost HRH Mike Tindall
24:15For the Good The Bad and the Rugby Podcast
24:18Who knew rugby was worth talking about?
24:20Your life is one big game of snakes and ladders
24:24I reckon that is the greatest analogy for how my life is
24:27Yeah, you're a bloody riot rugby boy bats
24:30How are we Chance?
24:31I'm alright, how are you getting on?
24:31I'm not quite in love, but we're doing alright
24:34Are you finding this is taking you to some quite uncomfortable places?
24:36Yes, it is quite uncomfortable, yeah
24:37Meeting the experts and then sort of dismantling your dating style
24:41And then obviously hearing what the datees think of you
24:44Yeah
24:44It's pretty terrifying
24:45So they are in full control
24:47Full control
24:47So where does it go from here?
24:49Where are you going to end up?
24:50Are you going to find love?
24:51Well, that's the plan
24:52To find the next person really
24:53Are you?
24:53The next person?
24:54Well, the one
24:55The one
24:56The next person
24:57Yeah, the one
24:58And what's on the CV of the one?
25:00What are you actually looking for?
25:01Well, someone with good level of intelligence
25:02Good chat
25:03Allows you to do whatever you want to do
25:05I've got to make some changes myself, Michael
25:07That's what we're finding out
25:08What's on the list of your changes?
25:10Probably...
25:13Well...
25:13It's only an eight part show
25:15You're going to need a bit longer to go through all of those, I think
25:18We would both love you to settle down a little calmer
25:20Well, we would like you to find someone very special
25:23Thank you
25:23Cheers, lads
25:23Thank you
25:24Thanks for tuning in and we'll catch up with you for the main show later on
25:27Bye
25:27Bye
25:28Bye
25:29And if you want to listen to a proper podcast
25:31Tune in to Parent in Hell
25:33Which drops twice weekly across all good platforms
25:36Thank you
25:41Across town now to the man who puts the B in bronzer
25:44David Potts is on his arty date with potential Mr. Right, Anthony
25:49Do you know about like mixing colours together?
25:51Because how do I do this?
25:52Yes
25:52How do I do?
25:53What colour are you looking for?
25:54Fifty shades of orange?
25:56I'm looking for a really nice brown tan colour
25:58I think it's red, green and white
26:00Yeah, these are primary colours
26:02How do people even learn this thing?
26:04Because I've never learned...
26:05Skidwall
26:05Just a thing called skidwall
26:06It was a long time ago since I went to school
26:08Oh my god, it was
26:09What year did you go to school in?
26:11About 95
26:13I was two then
26:15I was two when you went to high school
26:18I know
26:19Oh gosh
26:20I love that
26:21Yeah
26:21Red
26:22That looks like your skin tone
26:24What shit
26:26This is going really well
26:28And Anthony's fantastic company
26:30Even though he is a little bit older than me
26:32I really enjoy the idea of being with a more mature man
26:36Do you like younger?
26:37Yeah I do
26:37I would never go out with anyone my own age or older
26:39Oh really?
26:40Like my mum said to me like
26:41Why don't you go out with someone older?
26:43And I was like what?
26:43From like the care home down the road
26:44Like...
26:46Don't knock it till you tried it mate
26:47Last time I visited my nan at the care home
26:49The day room was worse than the stink bunker
26:52Jigsaws and jizz everywhere
26:53Because I've got like a younger energy about me
26:56Yeah
26:56I'd have to be with someone younger
26:58Definitely
26:59I'm done
27:00I'm done
27:01Oh shit
27:02I don't think David's going to like that
27:04I want to do mine first
27:05Because I feel like mine might not measure up
27:08Okay
27:09Well it might have primary school
27:10Are you ready?
27:16Actually I'm starting to see the likeness
27:19Have I got like a skin disease?
27:22It looks nice
27:24Am I expected to like yours now after that?
27:28All I'm seeing is axe murderer
27:30Oh my gosh
27:33Yeah
27:34It's nice
27:35Is it?
27:36I would say it probably looks like someone who's about 80
27:40Erm
27:41Not far off
27:44There you go then
27:45Thank you
27:45From me to you
27:46Thank you so much
27:47Are you having yours?
27:48I would love mine
27:49Yeah
27:50Yeah that's going straight in the bin
27:55I'm just going to pop out for a second
27:57Okay
27:57I need a little tinkle
27:58I won't be long
27:59See you in a sec
28:00See you in a sec
28:01I'm not running off
28:01Don't worry
28:03Oh my god
28:04This day is so good
28:08This is absolutely fantastic
28:09Brilliant
28:10Amazing
28:10Sun in sleigh
28:11Sensational
28:13So, so far
28:14So good
28:14But the experts have told me to ask him a question
28:19What he's like in bed
28:27Meanwhile on the other side of London
28:29A self-proclaimed newly responsible and toned down PK
28:32Is on his way for his date
28:34I'll give it less than five minutes
28:36So the things I'm going to find out tonight is her interest
28:39Yes
28:39What she likes to do
28:40Great
28:41Her values
28:42Even better
28:43Probably tell her to open up her internet banking
28:46Shit
28:47I want transparency today
28:49Starting with her mum's maiden name and the first road she lived on
28:54If I like her
28:55I will definitely kiss her
28:57I'm in her mood
28:58I'm going to
28:58I need to buy some mint though
29:00Well you'd better hurry up
29:02Cause speaking afresh
29:03Here comes your date
29:05Hold up
29:06She looks familiar
29:07Is the agent's database running a bit low or something?
29:10It's DJ Viv
29:11Who dated Steven
29:14There was literally a dog doing a wee up a tree behind you sorry
29:17Nice
29:18It was a lovely date
29:19I think he's a really nice guy
29:21But it was definitely more I think friendship vibes
29:24What? Chatting about pissing dogs not your thing?
29:27Weirdo
29:28So I know I'm going on a date with PK Humble
29:31He looks like a fun guy from what I've seen
29:33So I'm hoping that this day is a little bit flirty
29:36Well maybe but you're dating PK 2.0
29:40He's matured, he's responsible and he wants to know your net worth
29:44I mean values
29:48Hello
29:48How you doing?
29:50I'm good, I'm Viv
29:52Nice to meet you
29:53Nice to meet you too
29:54Sorry let me, let me push
29:56Oh look at this gentleman
29:58This is very unlike me by the way
30:00Is it? Oh no
30:01Are you introducing me to a vibe you can't continue?
30:03Oh damn Viv
30:04Is that what's happening?
30:06Yeah normally he'd have got you between his legs and pretended to shear you by now
30:10You smell amazing by the way
30:12Thank you
30:12So what? What made you choose going on a date with me?
30:16Did they show you a picture of me?
30:17Yeah
30:18Look at the way you're smiling, you're blushing
30:20Am I not supposed to smile?
30:21No, I thought you were interesting and obviously like nice to look at
30:27So I thought
30:28You think I'm nice to look at?
30:29I thought I can be free
30:30The pleasure's all mine
30:31Vivi's looking good
30:33Ten out of ten
30:34This is going to be interesting
30:37Have you been on other dates then?
30:39I've been on a few dates
30:41How have they been?
30:42Move on quickly PK
30:45I've been getting in trouble quite a bit
30:46Oh no, what have you done?
30:48I've flirted too much
30:50I wouldn't say I'm not trying to do that today
30:52But I'm trying to get to know you before I flirt so hard
30:58Why do I get the feeling it's not flirting he's thinking of?
31:01I will say you don't make it easy for me
31:02I believe in you, don't worry you can do this
31:04So it's what serious questions today?
31:06Yeah, like I'm trying to get
31:08I'm trying to find out what's going on inside
31:11Okay, hit me, ask me a question
31:13What are your values?
31:14Oh
31:14Yeah, you see we're getting deep
31:16This is good
31:17My values
31:19Kindness is a big one
31:20Honesty
31:22How honest are we talking though?
31:24Because honesty hurts, you know?
31:25Classic player line there
31:27So just white lies here and there?
31:29We'll try and avoid lying if we can
31:31Okay
31:32Yes Viv
31:32Sorry
31:33Okay, so what are your values?
31:35Let's bring it back
31:37Do you want me to be?
31:38I was just about to lie
31:39I was going to lie
31:40No you don't have to do that over here
31:41I don't have to lie
31:41Because we said we're going to be honest
31:43I think so
31:44My values are
31:46Family
31:47Good PK
31:49Happiness
31:49Well done
31:51Also I just
31:53This is a bit off topic but
31:55I'm looking for someone that's like emotionally intelligent
31:57Is he just freestyling this shit
31:59Or has he got the agent speaking to him in an earpiece?
32:02Either way it does look like PK is finally showing a different side to himself
32:06Thanks to the agent's advice
32:11But over on his arty date with Anthony
32:13Unless I've missed something
32:14David still hasn't dropped Dr T's killer question
32:17To help them connect deeper
32:19Stink bunker
32:21Right
32:22I've got a question for ya
32:24Okay
32:25Are you ready?
32:26Okay
32:26I am kind of cringey
32:28Oh
32:29One second
32:30Am I going to cringe you asking me this?
32:31Oh God
32:32No don't say you're going to cringe
32:34I know I'm going to cringe
32:35Oh
32:36I feel cringey already
32:38I'm not asking
32:39No no go under please
32:40I can't
32:41Right
32:42You know when I told you I went into the agency the other day
32:45Yeah
32:45Okay
32:45I was sat with Dr Tara
32:47Like Dr Tara's like a
32:49Like a sex expert
32:50Oh okay
32:51And Dr Tara gave me a question to ask ya
32:55Come on DP spit it out
32:57I can't believe I'm going to get asked a question from a sex expert
32:59Sorry
33:00Sorry I'm cringing
33:01I actually feel sick at the thought of asking
33:03One minute I'm actually just looking over here
33:05I can't actually directly look you in the eye
33:08Whilst I'm saying it
33:09Because I'm cringing
33:11So no she basically told me to ask ya
33:14Yeah
33:15Pottsy
33:15You can do this
33:20Come on David spit it out
33:21What you like in a bun cup
33:23Rigid as a board
33:24Or a sexy little fish
33:32Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
33:34Where we've just left David Potts squirming like a freshly sorted slug
33:38As he's yet to ask the question on everyone's lips
33:41Well Dr T's lips at least
33:43I'll prepare just to clarify
33:45Not the pum pum
33:45What are you like in bed
33:49Finally let's get comfy for this
33:57That's just such a broad question though isn't it
33:59I think I'd go for
34:01Yeah
34:01Yeah
34:02Punctual
34:04Are we trying to figure out who's a tunnel and who's a train?
34:08No
34:09No no no no
34:10No no no no no no
34:11Too much
34:13Yeah
34:14No no no no we're not doing that
34:15Oh my god
34:16Oh my god
34:16Oh my god
34:17Oh my god
34:20Sorry
34:21It's just gone really warm
34:22Yeah
34:23In here
34:25With a boyfriend and partner I'm probably quite caring and quite
34:29Caring
34:30Caring
34:30Is it weird that's jumping into my head
34:32No no no no
34:33Caring is lovely
34:34I wanted to say caress but I think that's probably going a bit too far
34:37Okay amazing
34:38Yeah
34:39What's your favourite colour?
34:40I thought you were going to say what's your favourite position?
34:42No I wasn't
34:43I was going to say that
34:44Doggy in the mirror
34:45Yes don't get that mixed up with doggy in the window
34:48My neighbour Clive can't look me in the eye anymore
34:51Okay
34:52Erm
34:53Yeah
34:54Thank god
34:55He wasn't put off by Dr Tara's question
34:58It's just a bit cringy
35:00Like this is too much for a public setting
35:03I'm paying this time
35:04I'll pay
35:04No no no I paid last time
35:05I should have paid
35:07Okay that's amazing thank you so much
35:08Thank you
35:08Do you know we actually had aprons that we never put on
35:15Well I've had a fantastic time
35:17Yes
35:17This looks promising
35:19Erm
35:20Excited for date three?
35:21Yes
35:21Pucker up baby boy
35:22What are you waiting for?
35:25Oh he looks like he's enjoying that
35:27I will see you soon
35:28I'll see you soon
35:29Get home safe
35:30I will
35:30Take care
35:30Bye
35:32See you later
35:33Go Potsy
35:34Oh my god he went so amazing
35:40So my first time around at the agency I did make it to like third, fourth, fifth day but it
35:45was with one person
35:47This is my only worry
35:49I don't want to repeat what I did last time
35:51Get too impulsive
35:53Jumping too quick
35:54But then at the same time I loved seeing Ant again
35:57I feel like we're just going from strength to strength to strength
36:00You never know
36:01This could be the one
36:04Yes David
36:04As long as your next date is better than your artwork
36:07You could be on to a winner
36:14Speaking of third dates, Professor Green has somehow bagged himself a third outing with Clara
36:19Despite doing a runner the last time they met
36:21And the agents have arranged a doggy cafe date
36:25Because nothing says romance like a sausage dog locking eyes on you
36:29While squeezing out a little chocolate Mr Whippy
36:33I'm looking forward to seeing Clara
36:34It ended a bit weirdly last time
36:36I was completely out of sorts that day
36:38Thank you
36:39You know I wasn't hiding from the fact that I didn't feel myself
36:42Today will hopefully be a bit easier
36:44A bit more relaxed, less intense
36:46Famous last words isn't it?
36:48Yeah it should be fine
36:53Oh my god
36:54Let's hope cat lover Clara feels the same way
36:57On our last date I'm not entirely sure exactly what happened
37:01I know that Stephen felt quite overwhelmed and quite emotional
37:04And that he wanted to take some time to kind of think about things
37:08And process things
37:09That's as much as I kind of know
37:11Going on a third date with someone
37:13I think it's obviously because you like them
37:15And maybe there is potential for a fourth date
37:18But I think today will kind of give both of us more clarity on that
37:21And I'm hoping that by the time I leave this date
37:25That maybe I have a little bit more clarity about where he's at
37:27Yeah maybe I just hope you've brought some poo bags
37:30For him, not the dogs
37:32Hi
37:33I would get up to say hi but
37:35You can't right now
37:36I've been commandeered
37:38Hello
37:38How are you doing? You all right?
37:40You're not too sure about me
37:41Yeah, thank you
37:41How are you?
37:42Not too bad, you're more of a cat person than dog
37:44Yeah, I am but I do like dogs
37:46Yeah
37:46You think?
37:47Jump ship
37:48Jump ship immediately
37:49That's it
37:49I think it might be time for me to discuss the elephant in the room
37:52Given the abrupt ending the last time I saw Clara
37:55And so I think it's best that I bring it up
37:57With the hope that all goes smoothly
38:00And I can keep my shit together
38:03How have you been?
38:05I'm good
38:05Yeah?
38:06You?
38:06Yeah, I've been all right
38:07A bit better than I was the last time I saw you
38:08Yeah
38:09Good
38:09Yeah
38:10It was quite intense
38:13Do you think this is a bit more relaxing?
38:16Not for little Coco there
38:18Angry little shit
38:19How did you feel after we last saw each other?
38:21You all right?
38:22When you were like
38:23Oh, I just, I feel like I just need a bit of time
38:24I didn't know that you meant you were leaving right then
38:27So I was like, okay
38:28Obviously I was worried about you
38:29And I wanted to know that you were okay
38:31But I think it's like one of those things where
38:33I've really had to
38:34I know it's not about me
38:36Yeah
38:36You can see that someone's not okay
38:37You want to make sure that they are
38:39That's kind of how I felt when I left
38:41I wanted to know, you know, that you were okay
38:44Because it did feel abrupt
38:45Afterwards I was just like
38:46God, why did that get so intense?
38:47It is quite an intense process
38:48It is intense, isn't it?
38:51And it was so quiet and still
38:54And it feels quiet and still
38:55Again, now the dogs have stopped barking
38:58Oh no, looks like we're losing him
38:59Quick, someone get a yappy little furble in there
39:01Quick!
39:02Thank you
39:04She's such a bad girl
39:06Across town the newly improved PK
39:09Is all in with his date Viv
39:11And seems to be winning her over
39:13I haven't asked you much about your dating now
39:15When's the last time you went on a date?
39:17So the last time I went on a date was
39:20It was a couple of weeks ago
39:22With someone else from the agency
39:24Ah!
39:25Er, you alright PK?
39:27Don't do that
39:32Don't do that
39:33Erm, I went on a date with Steven
39:39But it was definitely more friendship vibes
39:43And that's why I'm here today
39:45Yeah, that's wrapped
39:46What's wrapped?
39:46Me and you, are we done?
39:48That's wrapped
39:48Really? Why is that then?
39:50That's a right along
39:51Mate, she went on a date and nothing happened
39:53What's the problem?
39:56Why?
39:57Because I feel like transparency
39:59She's being more transparent than a nudist in a greenhouse mate
40:03Get over it
40:04You're probably aware that I know Steven, no?
40:07No
40:07You didn't think
40:08What am I supposed to say?
40:09Hi VK, lovely to meet you
40:10I want on a date with Steven
40:12You could have just slipped it in
40:14I don't think it matters who we've dated before
40:16I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're dating other people right now
40:20And I think you should give me a pass as well
40:22Because I went on a date
40:24He doesn't go on dates
40:26Didn't work out
40:27So I'm here with you
40:28Oof!
40:29PK humbled
40:36Over at the Doggy Cafe
40:37Professor Green is blissfully unaware of the grief he's causing PK
40:41Because he's finally turning on the charm for Clara
40:45Do you ever get spots?
40:46I never really get them
40:46But I've got one under the skin
40:48And it's so painful
40:49And it's making my nose itch
40:50Oh, Prof
40:51Mate, this ain't good chat
40:53Is this the flirting that they were training you to do?
40:57Did I just say that?
40:58Yes you did, Steven
41:01I wanted to ask you
41:02Or like tell you how I kind of feel about you
41:06And then see if you're kind of feeling the same
41:11So I think for me, obviously I like you
41:14I find you attractive, I find you interesting
41:17Even the kind of like, the little rollercoastery bit
41:20Yeah, I guess that's where I'm at
41:23Yeah
41:24I like spending time with you
41:26I like you
41:27I think you're attractive
41:28Come on, Steve-o, you can do this
41:32That wasn't me
41:33Pipe down, Fritz
41:34It's crunch time
41:36I mean, if you're happy with the pastings
41:40I'd like to see you again
41:42Yes! Well done, mate!
41:44I just want to do things differently
41:45The one thing that I definitely need is patience
41:49Yeah
41:50Oh, is it?
41:53Oh, is it?
41:54Don't lick my mouth
41:56Should we get out of dog land?
41:58You, to be fair, you were more involved with the dogs than me
42:00You were more hands-on
42:01On our date today, Steven seemed really chilled, really relaxed
42:06And yeah, just like in a really, I don't know, like in a good place
42:11And yeah, it just felt easy
42:14Yeah, mate
42:15Yeah, yeah
42:15Have I prepared for our drinks, please?
42:17Did you enjoy your session?
42:18Did indeed, yeah
42:19Lovely
42:20Very cute
42:20There you go, very cute
42:21Thank you very much
42:22Thanks very much
42:23See you together
42:24The date was fun
42:25Clara said she likes me, she finds me attractive
42:27Those are very nice things to hear
42:29Which way are you walking?
42:30I'm going now
42:30Okay
42:32It was nice being a bit more relaxed than being able to lean into the fun side
42:36Dare I say?
42:37The fun side of things a little bit more
42:39Hard not to when you've got dogs jumping all over you
42:42You're trying to bite your fingers off for snacks
42:45So Steven's as happy as a dog with two dicks
42:48But back with PK and Viv and her previous professor date is causing a mid-date stumble
42:53Can PK put it behind him? Sort of works
42:57I'll be honest with you, I do probably think I'm top five best looking in the UK
43:02Rate yourself, I love that
43:04Yeah, GQ
43:04Back yourself
43:05All of that good stuff
43:06So, when I come on a date, it's hard for a girl not to be attracted to me
43:10I'm in great shape
43:11Okay, so how are you?
43:12I'm in great shape, but apart from my belly
43:14I'm pretty sure that's what Elvis said just before he died having a shit
43:18I got a bit of a belly, I got like an uncle bod
43:21Not my uncle
43:22Poor bastard had to be craned into the ambulance
43:24No you haven't
43:25Took the wall out
43:26Yeah I do
43:26But I am smoothie, I can still move and stuff
43:28Okay
43:29However, I'm not just like
43:30You've got stamina
43:32I've got stamina
43:33I'm talking about sport, what are you talking about?
43:35I didn't say anything
43:35Why are you smiling at me?
43:36I just smiled
43:37Okay
43:37Can I smile at you?
43:39No you can, you've got a lovely smile
43:40You think so?
43:40You should do it more often
43:41Is it?
43:43Damn, we should do this more often
43:45Yeah
43:46Oh, I think Viv's getting the PK date train back on track
43:50Okay, deep, deep
43:51We're going deep, remember
43:52Yeah, we're going deep
43:53Actually, I had a question for you
43:55Have you ever kissed on the first date?
43:56You were supposed to be going deep
43:58So, I don't usually kiss on the first date
44:00Shit
44:04Only because it gives you something else to look forward to
44:07So if we don't kiss tonight, are you done with me?
44:10Is that it?
44:12Nah, nah, nah
44:13Nah, nah, nah
44:14Nah, nah, nah
44:15Nah, nah
44:15It's very high pitched
44:18Salt on the spicy mug
44:20Got me
44:21Okay
44:22You should try it, you should bite it
44:23I do like the spicy margarita
44:25It's my favourite cocktail, so
44:26Do you want to try mine?
44:28Go on then
44:29Go on then, try mine
44:35So I've kind of kissed you
44:37Yeah, you've kind of kissed me
44:38Yeah
44:39You've used my straw
44:40I have
44:40You've sucked on my straw
44:42Easy mate, you were doing so well
44:44I had to make it weird
44:45So, oh shit
44:47No, it's fine
44:47Sorry
44:48It's fine
44:48So we basically kissed
44:50We have
44:51Damn, on the first date
44:53There you go, on the first date
44:54See?
44:55It happened
44:55It happened
44:56Ask and you shall receive
44:57You might not want to say shit like that round PK
45:00I can't wait to kiss him for real
45:02Should I get the bill then?
45:09Let's do it
45:10Let me do that
45:11Do you want a splitsie?
45:15Look at that boo
45:16You guys alright?
45:17You're a Nigerian girl, you've never split anyone
45:20I think the date today went really, really well
45:22I feel like I got his banter
45:24And when it went a little bit too far to the left
45:26I was just kind of like
45:27Yeah, let's just bring it back
45:28Let me get the door
45:30Thank you
45:34Well it's been a pleasure
45:35I had a really good time
45:37Second day I get my kiss
45:38We'll see
45:39Alright then
45:40Goodbye
45:40Take care
45:42I just started the date
45:43I made it clear
45:44That I'm not going to flirt with her
45:47Unless I'm actually interested with her
45:48So as the date went along and I started flirting
45:51She knew what time it was
45:52See you soon
45:53See you soon
45:54He kind of got a kiss because we swapped drinks
45:57So you know
45:58He should be happy with that
46:00Because I don't swap drinks willy-nilly
46:01See you later
46:02Bye
46:08Tomorrow night
46:09Oh there you are
46:10There's axe wounds
46:11Yes
46:12We got it
46:13Big balls
46:14Oh I see
46:16It's big and it's smooth and it's all yours
46:19Colleen
46:20Got a bit of a salty rim
46:23And plenty of tongues
46:26As our celebs
46:27Would you see me again?
46:29Go
46:31Dating
46:32Oh
46:34Spicy
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