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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow, okay.
00:54There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:05No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13Okay, I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm okay.
01:16I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:36I mean, not my own.
01:37Sure.
01:37Fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But yeah, not with someone else.
01:43And things are going really well with Justin.
01:45Justin, he texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, then we all know what that means.
01:52I-I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05And that I-I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh.
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:54And, you know, it's just-
02:56A means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04R-really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh-huh.
03:24Um.
03:25Uh, later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:31Hmm.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet tuck.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:08Simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest, I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or
04:16frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:18No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:34Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36It's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet tuck.
04:41This is the part where you can run.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Come on.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class, but I'm concerned I'm not really hearing
04:58you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration versus-
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10All right.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:33Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there and it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of Chapstick.
07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and oppression
07:43and ultimately take you back because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:49shit what's wrong G can't rock a measly 205 anymore no yeah I'm
08:58thanks I'm fucking with you Graham I know right okay what's going on look Dean
09:18you're uh you're kind of well you've been with a good amount of women I always knew this day would
09:28come well Garrett when a man and woman love each other very much okay okay hold up hold up hold
09:33up I'm listening is there something going on with Hannah no uh not Hannah someone else
09:45she wants me to do this uh this thing do all the things bro do them all it's just it's
09:53kind of a big
09:56thing it's really important to her she's like trusting me is Hannah a virgin what no dude don't
10:07don't don't make this weird
10:12this doesn't leave the weight room we're not actually having this conversation
10:17it's just that I uh I really want it to be good for her if it's her first time she
10:23might not come
10:23not an option she has to come respect melder there's one thing that helps make a girl come
10:28the single most effective highly recommended enjoyed by all tool at your disposal
10:37trust that's it she's just gotta feel completely safe like completely relaxed but consent is key
10:44and she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe so you just you just gotta figure out whatever makes
10:49this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should
10:58be trusting with this well she asked you she thinks you are which is fucking hot
11:06just don't skin up on the foreplay yeah talking five play six play yeah got it you know right thanks
11:14good talk man great talk
11:19sorry I was uh
11:21Justin hi yeah it's easier ways to get my attention
11:25sorry yeah I was just on my phone I'm taking the piss don't worry about it
11:31yeah my my advisor really likes the song mostly okay yeah mostly yeah he has some notes but uh
11:36it's it's getting there cool uh you are never replied to my text
11:42do you want to come over later and work on the song
11:46uh definitely yes but uh there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we
11:51dive into it um rain check rain check yeah yeah I'm really looking forward to it
11:57cool cool cool yeah yeah bye I guess bye bye
12:07you're scared of heights that's vertigo you wanted lights go see a show
12:13you ran away that's touch and go you're scared of love where aren't we all where aren't we all
12:29i know that you started to feel what I feel
12:36hey hey
12:49Is that a dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:55Um, we did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Uh, come on up.
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing, literally, anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
14:07All clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44People say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Issh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy.
15:15It makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:29You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:43Baby, baby, baby.
15:44Baby, baby, since first we met.
15:46I knew in this heart of mine.
15:49I want to tell you.
15:50The love we had could not be better.
15:54I put it right and back my time.
15:58Tell me.
16:00I let it right and back my baby.
16:03I let it right and back my heart.
16:22Hey.
16:23Hey!
16:24What?
16:24Hurry up!
16:29I don't know.
16:57I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:45I don't know.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing.
17:49Nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop.
17:56I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:59But I want to.
18:01Okay.
18:03Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This is what happens.
18:18I'm in it.
18:19I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just like zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, what is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:42They...
18:44What if they...
18:50What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:57You just don't trust me enough to fully let go and that's okay.
19:01No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't...
19:04I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:10So...
19:12If you're not there yet...
19:14That sounds completely normal.
19:19Wow, that was surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay, sure.
19:37Instead of...
19:38Me giving you an orgasm...
19:42Why don't you...
19:44Give yourself one?
19:47That's not gonna prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:55Then...
19:57Show me.
20:15And I'll show you.
20:33And I'll show you.
20:35and you're here...
20:46I'll show you.
20:59I'm in a way of listening.
21:00I love listening to the person.
21:01I love listening.
21:46Stay here. Stay with me.
22:26Oh my god, I did it.
22:34Thanks.
22:37No, no. Thank you, that was...
22:42Thanks.
22:56So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk? Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone. Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you always just got a little bacon on it.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kinda doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
24:04But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28It was just something my advisor said.
24:31Uh, I guess...
24:35Uh, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:52You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah, I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah, uh...
25:12But, uh, thank you for your service.
25:15It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come?
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out?
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out?
25:40No.
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of Hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:45I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley,
25:52and then Complete and Total Breakdown Alley,
25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont Alley.
25:58God help us all.
25:59No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:08I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:16Um.
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Anne, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:34Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, uh, it's- it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, but, I don't know, you might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:53You wouldn't be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe.
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things, but...
27:08Doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No.
27:11You gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right!
27:12Exactly!
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is fine, because I- I got the orgasm.
27:30We had a plan.
27:32The plan worked.
27:37Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
27:39What do you mean?
27:40I don't know.
27:41Bunch of missed passes, flub to goal, stuff like that.
27:43What? No, not you.
27:44Birdie.
27:45What do you mean?
27:46What's obvious?
27:46You're into her, dude.
27:47Fuck.
27:48I think you're right.
27:49Alright, he's all over the place.
27:50Shut up, Joe.
27:51I should tell her.
27:52Yep.
27:53Like today?
27:54Yep.
27:56Birdie!
27:56Shit!
27:56He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
27:58Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:00Hey, Joe.
28:00Watch Bernardo.
28:01Who?
28:05Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:07Anna.
28:07Bernardo.
28:07Amazing, I'm there.
28:09Hold this for Birdie.
28:12Joe, why aren't we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:14We are not going anywhere.
28:16Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:19How do you feel about her?
28:20Dooms!
28:21Finally!
28:22I'm telling her it's the right move, G.
28:24We all fuck with Rosie and I think she's good for you.
28:28No!
28:29Bernardo, ow!
28:30Okay.
28:31We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:42Okay, dramatic entrance.
28:44Whatever.
28:45Seriously.
28:46What's your damage, Heather?
28:47Nothing.
28:48Just a shitty practice.
28:49Really?
28:51That's it?
28:52Yeah.
28:53That's it.
28:54Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just made
28:59me look bad.
29:00Ah.
29:01I see what's happening.
29:03This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:05What?
29:07That's...
29:08I...
29:08I don't...
29:11Convincing.
29:12Don't bother.
29:13I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:14This is so like you.
29:16You want things you can't have.
29:17No, I don't.
29:18You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:19Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:23You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:24Jules, I get it.
29:25You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:27Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:30And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
29:32At the garage.
29:34Forever.
29:36Is that what you want?
29:39No, it's not what I fucking want.
29:41I'm just saying.
29:43If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:00This mingle with the audience before the show shtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:05It's immersive.
30:06We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:07Give me a fucking break.
30:08Whoa, babe.
30:09Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:12Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into cuntsville.
30:15I'm so sorry.
30:16I didn't mean that.
30:17No, it's okay.
30:18It's your first showbriar without Sean.
30:21Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:23I'm kind of nervous.
30:25Yeah.
30:25Maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:28Katherine!
30:28Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
30:43Hey!
30:44Hey!
30:45Hey!
30:45You're here!
30:51What are you...
30:52What are you doing here?
30:53I'm glad you're here, but...
30:55Uh, well, Bo recruited me.
30:56I have to steal this from Tucker.
30:58It's fine!
30:58Oh my...
30:59Sorry.
31:00Are you kidding me?
31:01Who was he?
31:02Hey.
31:03Jordan?
31:04Justin.
31:05Oh, right.
31:06Yeah.
31:06Yeah, sorry.
31:06My bad.
31:07That's all good, man.
31:08Uh, is Bo and Dean Drager here?
31:10Yeah, man.
31:11Well, you know Dean.
31:12He's persuasive.
31:14What about you, bro?
31:15You big Shakespeare guy?
31:16Uh, not really, but Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:20Here I am.
31:21She did.
31:22She did.
31:24Looks like the show's starting.
31:27Yeah.
31:27Do you wanna go to sit?
31:29Couch is free.
31:31Yeah, yeah.
31:32We should probably sit.
31:33Yeah.
31:34See you around, man.
31:35Yeah, brother.
31:51Come on, bitches.
31:53Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
31:57A Midsummer Night Scream!
32:05Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:09If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:13And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:16When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:21I like that.
32:23That's great.
32:25What?
32:25What?
32:29No.
32:30I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:31It seems that the actors that we're going to play,
32:35our four young lovers, have all been struck by, uh,
32:38terrible affliction.
32:40True love?
32:42No.
32:42Gonorrhea.
32:43Oh!
32:48We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
32:53You go.
32:54You go.
32:56Well, would you look at this couple.
33:00And give it up for our Hermione and Lysander!
33:09Woo!
33:13Woo!
33:13I love this.
33:15Ew.
33:16Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:22Me, Garrett Graham, I want to be in the show!
33:24Shut the fuck up.
33:25Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:27Come on.
33:28Come here, pookie.
33:29That's okay.
33:30No, I'm all right.
33:30I'm all right.
33:32Come on, G. Yeah!
33:33All right, all right.
33:34Yeah!
33:42Okay, now we just need a Helena.
33:44She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
33:49Can anyone relate?
33:55Allow me.
33:58Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:00That is messy.
34:01Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:04From the game, right?
34:06Hannah.
34:07Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:10Uh, no.
34:10No, I didn't lock him.
34:12I mean, we're not locked.
34:15He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:17Just throw up some drama.
34:19All right, Hermia.
34:21Let's get you all caught up.
34:24All right.
34:24You're in love with Lysander.
34:28Oh!
34:29But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
34:39What say you, Hermia?
34:43But daddy, I love him!
34:46Daddy, she wants him!
34:57Now, after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Root Mechanicals BS.
35:02So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:06Okay.
35:10So, your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:16Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:18Do what?
35:18You're broadening your horizons.
35:21I think it's fun.
35:26Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:32You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:34She's not my girlfriend.
35:36But you clearly want her to be.
35:38No, I don't.
35:39Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
35:47Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
35:51Don't.
35:53Don't apologize to me just to make yourself feel better.
35:55I was just going to say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:00It does.
36:01If I knew just how much it sucked,
36:06I probably would have done some things differently.
36:08So, I'm sorry.
36:11And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:17I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:21Fine.
36:22Yeah, okay. I accept.
36:27I don't know.
36:29Marvel.
36:29It's foul, but it's effective.
36:34I see that neighbor eat the system, they can ass of me.
36:37What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
36:40I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
36:43Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
36:47And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
36:56To thy...
36:59Smile.
37:03And thy sweatshirt.
37:06And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:08And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes
37:12because thou knowest I want both,
37:14even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:16And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:18Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:21Oh, sweet bottom.
37:22Out to Vermont, do not desire to go.
37:25Please, do not desire to go.
37:37Holy shit, she's incredible.
37:39Yeah, man, she really is.
37:44Line.
37:53Line.
37:56Line.
37:57He said it.
37:57Oh, he said it.
37:58That's...
37:59That's the word.
37:59He got it.
38:02Okay, I understand the confusion.
38:04This is what's happening here.
38:05I am...
38:06I'm fucked up, man.
38:07Line.
38:09It's not even your line.
38:11Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:13Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:15No, no, no, no.
38:16I get it, I get it.
38:17What's going on?
38:17I totally get it.
38:21Pyramus and Fisbee are us all.
38:22Good.
38:23Hmm?
38:23Right?
38:24Well done.
38:24You see Tuck?
38:26Tuck here.
38:31Welcome back, my lover.
38:35Ooh!
38:37Looks like you two had a good time.
38:39And it's about to get even better.
38:44I made this love potion special for the boys.
38:48It's a real knockout.
38:51And wouldn't you know it,
38:52when they came to,
38:53they only had eyes
38:55for Helena.
38:59Okay.
39:01Loving this.
39:02But, fools and mortals,
39:04who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:08How is a bucks a maiden ever to decide?
39:11Oh.
39:12I know.
39:15How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:18Ooh!
39:19Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:24Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit.
39:28Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit!
39:31Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit!
39:32Hang on, hang on, hang on!
39:33Come on, hang on.
39:35What's up?
39:36I just wanna have a kiss on it
39:38I just wanna say what the fears when they go to the next night
39:41Get the child
39:42Fuck that
39:42Oh, that's what's up, Lourens!
39:45Look at you, Lourens!
39:47Yeah, look at that man
39:48I'm a man now
39:49Think I feel bad
39:50He was bad
39:51I knew what you like
39:53You've been too nice
39:54He didn't do right
39:55That's too bad
39:56I know
39:57You are done, ain't you tryna cash out
39:59You and your friends are tryna latch out
40:02And I'm not the one until I'm standing down
40:05You know, I was thinking about asking you out
40:09And the reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:14I guess you know
40:19Nope
40:20Uh, definitely not serious
40:22Cool
40:25Look, I'm...
40:26You know, I'm normally into theatre, but...
40:28You know, I'm really glad I came
40:32Yeah, me too
40:33Yeah
40:34Oh
40:49If we shadows have offended
40:51Think but this
40:52And all is mended
40:54That you have but slumbered here
40:57While these visions did appear
41:03hey hey that was some show you put on out there very boys gone wild thanks yeah i uh bet
41:11you're
41:11happy about this second love potion you and justin back together yeah well all's well that ends well
41:19that's that's shakespeare yeah i know sorry
41:25um uh actually justin said he wants to ask me out
41:33uh congratulations that's uh yeah you did it
41:42yeah yeah uh
41:47so i i guess this means our deal is officially over
41:56right oh yeah right
42:01yeah i mean i got you the grade and i got you the guy
42:07hey
42:09so i want us over there for cotton call ready sure
42:15sorry
42:18so
42:27so
42:56you're getting some good power behind the shot
42:58still going wide
43:00well as long as you keep it in the rink
43:03remember eastwood freshman year yeah
43:05that wasn't on me all right birdie took the shot i just deflected off my stick
43:09and brag steve
43:11i bought him a beer he's fine
43:15hey sir i couldn't make the shakespeare didn't
43:19yeah it's okay not eating this much so you and hannah
43:29i don't know what i was thinking i don't have time for a girlfriend
43:37hey i'm sorry man i know you're really into it
43:45it's fine
43:47there's a plan in place for me
43:50team captain frozen four ruins all i gotta do is follow through
43:54it's a good plan people would kill to have that plan
43:57right right exactly
44:01and it was just a distraction
44:04yeah i mean
44:07sometimes you don't get
44:10everything you want
44:13but
44:15you're garrett graham
44:18all right
44:19things are gonna work out for you
44:21okay they always do
44:26yeah well for you too man
44:27it's me and you on the bruins
44:29that's the dream right
44:31yeah that's the dream
44:35anyway i was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join
44:37you look like you could use it
44:40that's all right i'm gonna stay
44:42sure
44:43yeah
44:43all right then
44:44see you later
44:45all right bud
44:45all right
44:59all right
45:01all right
45:01all right
45:15you
45:28I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:32And that's how I'll end the difference between Billy Joel Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:38Yeah, that's funny.
45:42Hey, I'm really glad we got to spend some time together, outside of rehearsals.
45:48Yeah, same.
45:52Oh, I fucking love this song.
45:56Why do you love it so much?
45:57Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar, it's...
46:02No, I'm sorry. I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:08I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
46:12Why? What does it make you feel?
46:17Uh, nothing.
46:19I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
46:22Yeah.
46:25Hey, this party's kind of dead, right?
46:29Do you want to come back to mine and...
46:31Justin.
46:32Let me guess. Brain check?
46:36Not quite.
46:54This is Garrett. No phone's allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
47:17Baby, now that I need you, I can let you go.
47:22I built my world around you, I need you so.
47:28Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me, baby.
47:38Now that I've found you, I can let you go.
47:42I built my world around you, I need you so.
47:48Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me.
47:57Baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in this heart of mine.
48:07Do you want to leave me, darling?
48:08That I love you, I'm a good one.
48:09That I love you, I'm a good one.
48:10I played it right and I bide my time.
48:17Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
48:21To give me love like you
48:27Now you've told me that you wanna leave me
48:32Darling, I just can't let you
48:36Baby, now that I've found you, I can't let you go
48:44I built my world around you, I need you so
48:49Baby, even though you don't need me
48:54You don't need me
49:38I don't need me
49:40I don't need me
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