00:00There is a very alarming trend among Gen Z of tanning, indoor and outdoor tanning, and
00:08tan maxing outside, which is using the UV index, which is intended to tell you when
00:15not to be in direct sunlight.
00:17It's usually between the hours of 10 and 2.
00:20It depends on where you live and the time of year.
00:22They're using it for evil.
00:24They're saying, oh, the UV index right now is at an all-time high.
00:27I'm going to get outside and fry.
00:29And get these sexy tan lines that, by the way, are giving Senor Frogs 2001, because
00:35I was there, and I know.
00:37And now I know you're not technically Gen Z, but you do.
00:40I'm the first Gen Z.
00:42March 1996 is when Gen Z started, according to me.
00:46So continue.
00:47So as the voice of the Gen Z generation, I want you to bring this back to your people.
00:52I will.
00:54My generation had to suffer walking around with streaks, orange streaks, smelling like
01:02hot dog water.
01:03But we knew we couldn't go outside.
01:05The only safe tan is a fake tan.
01:08Yes.
01:08And there's so many great products for it now.
01:10Now you just spray.
01:12I mean, this is fake.
01:13This is a fake tan.
01:14You're great.
01:15Thanks.
01:15It's easy.
01:16It doesn't stink.
01:18You don't streak.
01:20Why are you going outside?
01:22That's the number one thing dermatologists tell you not to do so that you don't age rapidly.
01:26There's other ways to do it.
01:28Go to a tanning salon.
01:29Wear a bra.
01:30Woo!
01:30Now you have a tan line.
01:31Like there's other ways to get, you know, get yourself the look you want without killing
01:36yourself.
01:36I thought the low rise jean thing was offensive.
01:39Bringing back tanning is just wrong.
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