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Coronation Street - Season 67 Episode 100 - Tuesday, 26th May
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00:10Oh
00:36You'll get the money today, just give me my trainers.
00:38Go.
00:44You're an absolute joker!
00:49You all right, though, mate?
01:02Hello, it's me, again.
01:04I'm sorry I missed your call, again.
01:07We've got Todd staying with us at the minute.
01:10He's kind of invited himself, but I think the break will probably do him good.
01:16Anyway, I just wanted to say it's not the same without you here, so I don't want to sound
01:23needy or anything, but please can you hurry home, cos I miss you very much.
01:27All right.
01:28Love you lots, and I'll see you soon.
01:29Bye.
01:35He wanted to give you some out of your bucket, but...
01:38Oh, thank you.
01:40Look, you didn't need to get me anything, you know, but thank you.
01:45But you'd know that I didn't sell Will the vodka, don't you?
01:49Oh, darling, we didn't have to do a stock take to work out where he got it.
01:52Yeah, hopefully the hangover will put him off for life.
01:55He did tell me a little bit about what you said.
01:58Oh.
02:00Erm...
02:00Yeah, that it's, erm, it's a split-second decision.
02:04You know, if someone can just hang on till the next second.
02:08Yeah, no, you're absolutely right, stick with it.
02:11You know, I mean, I couldn't promise him that his problems would be over with, but...
02:16Look, I just did what Maggie did for me.
02:19You know, she dropped everything.
02:21She didn't tell me what to do, didn't make me feel stupid.
02:26You know, she...she listened.
02:29Well, that's what they say, ain't it?
02:30The kindness of strangers.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Yeah.
02:34Yeah, and, er, thanks to her, I sat with it and...
02:38Well, er, it passed.
02:45His eyes were glazing on you.
02:47And her drone involved.
02:49I thought she was going to set the client to say...
02:51Oh, she was sending me to sleep.
02:53When you jumped in with twelve and a half percent...
02:55How would they eat dishes?
02:56Honestly, Leanne, last night had a few too many beers, a couple of whiskey cheeses and a dodgy kebab, so
03:01my taste buds cannot be trusted.
03:03Mm.
03:03Quite a night in, was it?
03:04Low society bash.
03:06Oh.
03:07There you go.
03:08I know you had a drinks license.
03:10No, we haven't.
03:11Oh.
03:12Those two over there, preloaded.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Big new contract.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:16Don't we know about it.
03:18Right, Brody?
03:19Are you, er, staying in or taking away?
03:22Oh, er, Tim said you might actually have a couple of hours, you know, waiting tables and stuff.
03:26Ah.
03:26Wish you'd asked me yesterday, just taking Dylan on.
03:30Although, we've got a couple of hours free now, KP's throwing me sickie.
03:34So, er, all right, wash for hands and, er, stick this penny on.
03:38Go and sort them two out over there.
03:39What, the suits?
03:40Mm-hmm.
03:41Will do.
03:42Right.
03:46Afternoon, gents.
03:47Do you want me to make some room?
03:48Well, I thought you'd never ask.
03:49Ha.
03:50And, er, another couple of cokes as well, please.
03:52Right.
03:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:53No worries, mate.
03:59Jake's 13.
04:00Can't believe it.
04:01Boys tend to prefer the numbers.
04:03We've got every colour.
04:05All right, chef.
04:07Hi, Danielle.
04:08How are you getting on?
04:11Well, my kids are distraught.
04:12I'm being pestered by finance companies and Theo's mother still treats me like the hired hand.
04:17Bit of roses.
04:18My condolences.
04:21Theo was...
04:23Would it kill you to say something nice?
04:26He was a doting father.
04:28Right.
04:29Here's the invoice for the spray in full.
04:33Yes.
04:36Wow.
04:38You could go for a single reef, but, you know, big fella, big coffin.
04:42Could look like your skimps.
04:45Uh, are there any, um, substitutions?
04:50For that arrangement this time of year?
04:53Maybe his mother and father will chip in.
04:57He'll liaise with Parbolds.
04:59Yeah, I'll call Keith Parbold direct.
05:04See you, Danielle.
05:05I'll be thinking of you on Thursday.
05:09I feel ashamed for, uh, quibbling over a few pennies with that payout on the way.
05:16Fit, young fella, own house, own business, ka-ching.
05:19Yeah, but it still drags on though, eh?
05:21You know, probate, life insurance.
05:22Yeah, but that is one bumper check.
05:24Yeah, for Theo's kids.
05:26Controlled by Danielle.
05:29Almost sounds like a motive.
05:31Pretty solid one too.
05:33Haven't you done enough finger pointing, George?
05:35What?
05:36Some, I think so.
05:38She said it first.
05:40Er, mine was an observation.
05:42Yours, an allegation.
05:43Yeah, I'd maybe just stick to burying the dead, mate.
05:45Not digging up new suspects.
05:48I heard you were back.
05:49Er, yeah.
05:50Fancy getting bullied at a holiday club?
05:52Those places are meant to be fun.
05:53That's exactly what I said.
05:54There were definitely some tears going in this morning.
05:57But you still made him go.
05:59I mean, it is paid for, I suppose.
06:00Oh, no, it's not about the money.
06:02Although, don't get me wrong, those places ain't cheap.
06:03No, you have a fall.
06:05You get back on the horse.
06:06See, that's where I'd be useless.
06:08If my kid had a fall, I'd kick the horse up the jacks and cuddle the kid all week.
06:12And I can't exactly sit in the police station complaining about heavy-duty trolling with Bertie listening in now, can
06:17I?
06:18And I've got to escalate this.
06:22Just promise me that you won't get your hopes up about anything.
06:25Huh?
06:26I told you.
06:27I'm not going to stand for it.
06:28Not now it's affecting Bertie too.
06:30Yeah, and I get that.
06:31But I'm just thinking.
06:34The barber effect.
06:35The what?
06:36You know, you try and shut a thing down and you end up drawing more attention.
06:42Winding up with more trolls.
06:44That's called the Streisand effect.
06:45So what am I supposed to do?
06:46Just roll over?
06:48Cut the oxygen supply.
06:50They'll soon get bored.
06:52But they're not getting bored, are they?
06:53They're getting nastier.
06:55Appeasement never works.
06:57For Bertie.
06:59I can't make doughnut.
07:00I mean, my heart says batter the bullies, but my head said, send some good out to the universe.
07:04And what?
07:05Deep-fried in sugar.
07:06Aww.
07:07Well, I'm here for it.
07:08Thanks very much, Nina.
07:09Right.
07:09I'll see you later.
07:11The universe will out those trolls.
07:13We'll see.
07:16She does a part run.
07:18Suddenly she thinks she's Paula Radcliffe.
07:20And her screensaver.
07:22I'm like, mate, put it away.
07:23You're pulling me off my outfit.
07:24Is she with fumbling and mumble?
07:27You can see it around.
07:28You know, I am broad-minded, but...
07:30I do pity the women that have to work in my office with those two creeps.
07:35Don't worry, Sal. I'm on it.
07:37Right, gents. Here's your bill. You need the table back now.
07:40What?
07:41The place is empty.
07:43Yeah, well, it will be if you stay here.
07:44Yeah, well, we're still eating.
07:46Brodie, can you come over here and pack this lot up to go, please?
07:49Norris.
07:50Cash or card?
07:51I said we're not finished.
07:52Listen, pal, you've overstayed your welcome, all right?
07:55Are you the manager?
07:56Then pipe down, pal.
07:57No, I am.
07:59And so am I.
08:00We're just bringing a bit of atmosphere.
08:01It's places like a mall.
08:03We're a vibe.
08:05Read the room.
08:06Your vibe's not welcome.
08:07Oh, no, are you.
08:07Fun police.
08:08Yeah.
08:09Shut it, blondie, before I shut it for you.
08:11Easy.
08:11Here, it's Mrs Metcalfe to you.
08:13Oh, Mrs Metcalfe?
08:14Is she a teacher?
08:15Oh, dinner lady more.
08:16Right, pack your doggy bags and your own brand vodka and do one.
08:19Whoops.
08:20Oh, you dirty...
08:21Look at you, stay at me trainers.
08:23Hey, final warning.
08:25Pay the bill and leave.
08:27Before I use your jacket as a mop.
08:40Allow me.
08:42Oh, right.
08:43Company credit card, eh?
08:45It's cash for the trainers, by the way.
08:47What were they, son?
08:48100?
08:49150?
08:50120 new.
08:51Let's just call it a ton and done.
08:52Ah, we could always ask your boss to pay.
08:55Mmm.
08:57Cash.
08:58On the table.
09:02There you go, pal.
09:04Nice one.
09:09You're lucky there's women, eh?
09:13Thanks.
09:14Why didn't you ring?
09:16Idris.
09:17Oh, yeah.
09:18You all right?
09:31There you go.
09:32There you go.
09:33Ah.
09:33Cal's cousin Idris.
09:35Faith cousin the world.
09:36Yeah, we were at Smya's wedding on the same table.
09:39You were on our table?
09:40Yeah, yeah.
09:41With the boring dentist.
09:42Oh, yeah.
09:42Me in-laws.
09:43Oh.
09:44I mean like ex-in-laws, yeah.
09:45Right.
09:46Well, there were 600 guests, so you're forgiven for forgetting.
09:48Leanne.
09:49Leanne.
09:50Yes.
09:51As soon as my girlfriend won't do it.
09:53Adam.
09:54Oh.
09:55Sorry, what am I thinking?
09:56This is my partner in crime.
09:58He's very hungover.
10:00In the line of business.
10:01Ah, right.
10:02So you've seen four of them guys then, were you?
10:04That explains it.
10:06So, what brings you here, mate?
10:07Oh, erm, I'm in property.
10:09Yeah, we've just acquired an agency up the road.
10:11They're demanding the Manchester areas.
10:13Yeah, crazy.
10:14Prices to match as well.
10:15Well, if you're looking for staff.
10:16Er, do you mind, mate?
10:18Oh, right then.
10:19So, er, you're big in contract lettings, are you?
10:21No.
10:22But I'm big on local knowledge, and I can handle myself.
10:25Oh, yeah.
10:26Yeah, I clocked that.
10:28Here, stick your number in there.
10:29Brady.
10:30Brodie.
10:31Erm.
10:32And don't call me Chief, cos it's not to do with that guy after yours.
10:35Right, there you go.
10:36All right.
10:37See you around, Chief.
10:40Funny guy.
10:40Er, but do call me, though.
10:42As long as you pay more than pot washing.
10:44Well, I pay for skills and initiative.
10:50Hey, what did he say?
10:51You must have impressed him.
10:53Initiative, isn't it?
10:54Oh, right, I'm gonna head on cos he's a wreck.
10:57Yeah.
10:57Cold water soak.
10:59How does she know this stuff?
11:00Oh.
11:01It's crazy.
11:03Oh, he's turned into a very rounded young man, hasn't he?
11:07It's you.
11:07You got the Midas touch.
11:18Thanks for coming down.
11:24What happened yesterday?
11:26I'm grateful for what you said on the scaffolding.
11:31I don't want to speak too soon, but it feels we might be getting the old will back.
11:35Let's hope so.
11:36It doesn't make everything all right.
11:39Is this one of them sandwiches where you slip in bad news between compliments?
11:43I'm just trying to be honest, Ma.
11:45Hasn't been enough of that lately.
11:47No.
11:50The day we won the old errand, there was wall-to-wall da's on the touchline.
11:56The day Cillian Reynolds punched my lights out, all I wanted was my da there to show me how to
12:01handle myself.
12:03Benjamin.
12:04There's nothing I can say.
12:06No, there isn't.
12:07Except I'm sorry for everything you've lost.
12:12Don't know if we'll ever get past this.
12:17But we can't if we're living parallel lives, can we?
12:26Come home, Ma.
12:29We'll never be the Waltons.
12:31Wouldn't want to be.
12:33All that darning.
12:35You're an interfering old bitty with too much to say for herself, but we don't half miss you.
12:53They fabbed you off, didn't they?
12:55No.
12:56No, they didn't, actually.
12:57Not when they saw how extreme the messages had been getting.
13:04I've reported the trolls to the police.
13:06Yeah?
13:07Mm-hmm.
13:08So they're gonna download the messages, check the IP, location.
13:13I mean, Truth Teller must be local, right?
13:16He's the main target.
13:18He or she.
13:20But if they can pick off a few of the other ones that we're piling into, then...
13:24That's what?
13:25Yeah.
13:27Yeah, good for you.
13:28Thanks.
13:29It's the first time in weeks that I've felt...
13:31Well, I can't say control, but...
13:34Like I've got a dog in the fight.
13:37Right, I'm gonna get back to the flat.
13:38See you in a bit.
13:41Hey.
13:42You know, you are not gonna believe this.
13:45Ardy has a mullet.
13:46No.
13:47Yeah.
13:48And a piercing.
13:49Just the one.
13:51It's a woman.
13:52It has to be, right?
13:55Do you know, it's the holidays.
13:57It was at physics revision, wasn't it?
13:58Ugh, kill me now.
14:00Oops.
14:02Oh, right.
14:02How many times, right?
14:03I did not try and off myself.
14:05Yeah, whatever.
14:06I was thinking, maybe we should revise together.
14:10We could do it at mine, but it's a madhouse.
14:12We're not even in the same year.
14:13Okay, but we've both got exams.
14:15Yeah, well, I have a decent chance of passing mine.
14:18What does she see in you?
14:20Who?
14:21Read the room.
14:23We're all friendly around here, but we're not divvies.
14:26If you keep chasing around like some pathetic little puppy, then...
14:28Right, yeah.
14:29Chasing who?
14:30Who?
14:31I saw you.
14:32With Megan.
14:33Don't bother denying it.
14:34Right, okay.
14:35Well, first of all, right, she chased me.
14:38And second of all, I told her to do one, right?
14:40You know, I can't stand her.
14:43Your dad and Eva must be fuming.
14:46Or you've got to tell them, Will.
14:48Right, okay, yeah, okay.
14:48I'm going to.
14:49Right, yeah.
14:50I'm not stupid.
14:54Ugh, men.
14:54So cliche.
14:56How old are you?
14:5870.
14:59I don't know.
15:00Why are they such suckers for a pretty face?
15:14Five pounds for everyone who said to me that I should get over to Thailand and have some
15:18motherly TLC.
15:20Have they met Eileen?
15:23Well, yeah, that, but also, I mean, what, in the middle of a murder investigation as opposed
15:27to leave Summer in prison and go and sit in a hammock?
15:30I know.
15:30It's unbelievable.
15:31Oh, here we go.
15:32Hiya.
15:34Bethany said you were here.
15:37Erm, you left some washing in the machine.
15:41Dried it for you.
15:43So, erm, here.
15:52Don't make a habit of this, eh?
15:54Oh, George, come on.
15:55What else do you want to take away from me?
15:56Oh.
15:57Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
15:59I've got some blue roll, please.
16:00I'm so sorry.
16:01I'm so sorry.
16:02You all right?
16:03Yeah, good.
16:04I think we should start drinking wine.
16:06Whatever you like.
16:07You know, this investigation, it's got a long way to go.
16:11There's so many people left to point my finger at, eh?
16:15By the way, er, Danielle did it.
16:17For the money, apparently.
16:18What?
16:20It's the latest crackpot theory.
16:22Who's next on your list, George?
16:23David the dog?
16:25I've always been suspicious of that moth.
16:27It's those eyes.
16:27Yeah, too close to go.
16:29I think you're on some of it.
16:30I do.
16:32Oh.
16:33I'll leave it to it.
16:35Yeah, if you could.
16:37All right, I'll get us another bottle.
16:40I'm so sorry.
16:45Do you think he's laughing at us?
16:46Can I get a bottle of Shiraz?
16:48Whoever did this.
16:51Do you think he ever wonders how those two kids feel without their dad?
16:55Thanks.
16:57Yeah, that's one.
17:00Yes or no?
17:02Last packet.
17:05Ryan, what are you doing?
17:07Activating my parasympathetic nervous system to release me of my salty cravings.
17:12It's a hard no to the scratchings, thank you.
17:15Oh.
17:16Does that work for fruit and nut?
17:17Not so far.
17:18It's early days.
17:19What?
17:22Er...
17:23Excuse me?
17:24What's going on here, missus?
17:26Wasn't gonna take it.
17:27Susie?
17:28You can't just go around giving people money cos they've spent up on the fruit machine.
17:32He's got a geezer in his case.
17:33He's desperate.
17:34Hey, I heard you.
17:37On the phone team mates.
17:39That was just banter, kid.
17:40You've put your piggy bank over here, though, yeah?
17:53Right, you listen to me.
17:55You are absolutely golden.
17:56You're a treasure pop.
17:57But do not let me ever catch you doing that again.
18:00Promise?
18:01Promise.
18:02Okay, noses.
18:04Go on, have your pop.
18:07We were grateful that Idris stepped up.
18:10The big man.
18:11He probably set the whole thing up.
18:12Adam.
18:13You don't know the first thing about him.
18:15I'm a Scotsman.
18:16I know a class A blackpiper when I see one.
18:18No.
18:19You couldn't be more wrong.
18:21Idris invented rise and ground.
18:24I rest my case.
18:25He grew up with nothing.
18:27Literally.
18:28And now he's smashing it.
18:29Why shouldn't he be proud?
18:31Family.
18:31We all have our blind spots.
18:33Just look at Tracey and I.
18:34It's not a blind spot.
18:36If you were in trouble,
18:37Idris would give you his last penny.
18:39Sure.
18:40The boy's a big teddy bear.
18:45Hey.
18:45Chilling in the pub.
18:46You're supposed to be skimmed.
18:48I've been ringing around trying to lend the cash.
18:50Borrow.
18:50Well, everyone's in the same boat.
18:52Paddle order.
18:53Skimmed till Friday.
18:54My sister gets paid.
18:55Hello?
18:59Everything cool?
19:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:02It will be.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:04Five o'clock.
19:05Weasel head.
19:10Sorry, mate.
19:11I saw your car and I just thought, you know.
19:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:14Thought I needed backup.
19:15Nice one.
19:18Look.
19:23Was that a special order?
19:25You don't see your hours like that?
19:27Oh, you know a little bit about motors then, do you?
19:29Well, I know when I've been driving something like this by 25.
19:32Well, you can do that tomorrow. Mix with the wrong circles.
19:35Not your circles, then.
19:37You're not a gangster.
19:40No, no, no, no. I pay me taxes and pay myself a card to the poor and the needy.
19:45I like to sleep at night.
19:47And what? You're stopping round here?
19:49Well, I'm very fond of Alia.
19:51And the dad was good to me.
19:53Grandfather.
19:55And Weatherfield is, uh...
19:57A thump.
19:58Ah, it's a rough diamond.
20:00I mean, there's potential here.
20:01I like it.
20:03I think I can make a difference.
20:05Mint.
20:07But you know where to find me.
20:08Give me a cup.
20:10Will do, Chief.
20:25Is this a lot? Hotel, road and toiletries included?
20:29Would I?
20:30Lucky.
20:31Hotel.
20:33You could at least crack a smile.
20:36For good.
20:38If you have no objections.
20:44Oh.
20:48Look, I know things were bad and I made them worse.
20:50We're not playing the blame game.
20:52Fresh start all round.
20:54Best foot forward.
20:55Heel toe and away we go.
20:59Boys will bring these up, eh?
21:04Listen, it's been one battle after another since we walked through them doors.
21:08It's all behind us now.
21:09I wish it was.
21:10No.
21:11No apologies.
21:12Megan thought she could walk all over you.
21:14Big mistake.
21:16Now, you've got your whole life ahead of you and she's going to spend the rest of hers looking over
21:20her shoulder.
21:21I'm a prayer to you, son.
21:24We all are.
21:42I'm a prayer to you, son.
22:01First, I'll be right back.
22:06I'm a prayer to you, son.
22:12What do you see if you were able to find the help of others?
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