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[Doblado] Deseando al mejor amigo de mi hermano
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00:00:22You're the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother is going to kill me, but I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:49That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul,
00:00:53my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:57In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24It could have been really bad.
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:02Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:05I got you a roommate.
00:02:06And he's going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:37Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:44Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:49I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Oh, sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:06Put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right?
00:03:11You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:12You've got to keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19What?
00:03:20I don't want to sleep with you, Ryan.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:59open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:05A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I don't know.
00:04:17Any signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:20I'm safe.
00:04:21Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:24Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:51This is my year.
00:04:52New city, new school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:20Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:25Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:35You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:45But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:47Okay, yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:49And if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah, um, where is he?
00:06:00He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:09See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:18She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:22Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:47Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:49We lost, and we still got to start.
00:06:51We still got to start.
00:06:55Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:07:00Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:02Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:11I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um, back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:44Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:47Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:58The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:02Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:04I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:08Oh, my God.
00:08:09Sorry.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:13Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, well, great.
00:08:24Well, you guys are going to be running laps and you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:31What's that?
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:35It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:36I don't want to go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:03Touchdown.
00:09:06I slept.
00:09:13You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:22Oh, look.
00:09:23It's a kisser.
00:09:24In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:26Unmenged.
00:09:27Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:41Obviously.
00:09:43Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, you did.
00:09:47You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49And whose fault is that?
00:09:51I messaged you.
00:09:53Oh, crap.
00:09:54I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:59I must have missed your message.
00:10:01Sorry.
00:10:02You missed my message, sir?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:07I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12Just give it back.
00:10:13Whatever you...
00:10:14Hold on.
00:10:15You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:21You know, Chad's a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:40What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop.
00:10:41Dirty them.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:43You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:46Yes, it is.
00:10:47Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:53I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool.
00:10:58Do what?
00:10:59I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:12Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:27Are you sure you want me to take your chance?
00:11:30This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:34My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:40Yes.
00:11:41Get harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you all right?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48Any a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No, I just like...
00:12:07Oh, my God.
00:12:09Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:17I'll tell you this.
00:12:18This is for grown-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your boots.
00:12:24There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:28What did you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:41You basically attacked me.
00:12:42I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:52Pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56forget i said anything you know why don't we talk about something that matters
00:13:00now that you're my responsibility we're gonna sit in some new ground rules excuse me there's
00:13:05gonna be a 9 p.m curfew no parties no frat boys and you're gonna share your live location with
00:13:11me all the time are you insane who do you think you are my father
00:13:21i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:26so he does just see me as a liability yeah we're roommates that means we're equals
00:13:34and that means you don't get to tell me what to do so you're forgetting the point where i said
00:13:39that i am your brother's best friend and ron has already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:44and do whatever i want you to do to make sure that you're safe why don't you consider me
00:13:49your brother pro max nope definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:55no pro max not when he looks like that
00:14:03yeah this whole thing is ridiculous first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:10now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties i can go to
00:14:14you don't get to know me about them i'm not your prisoner i don't control what i do
00:14:20yes you do
00:14:33freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:40mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders lingerie seriously but if i don't go it'll be social
00:14:48suicide and i'll never make the squat i'm not letting rita win
00:14:54i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:56since that's all he wants to be a roommate my brother's best friend
00:15:01screw him i don't take orders from those
00:15:24oh my god did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:33look everyone the strippers arrived let's all give little miss hooker a round of applause
00:15:38for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:42thanks at least i don't look so ordinary
00:15:46you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:53now are we gonna have some fun or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:16:00turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:16i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:27shit i don't have any guy friends here chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:33what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie
00:16:39she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:42you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker you flash your tits and a single man wants to
00:16:47claim you
00:16:47just give me a second
00:16:50just give me a second
00:16:50just give me a second
00:16:58yeah allison
00:17:00yeah allison
00:17:01yeah all right
00:17:07that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:09but you're so thirsty
00:17:12lick it up
00:17:18lick it up
00:17:19lick it up
00:17:27britt
00:17:29what's up where are you
00:17:31i'm at club five i um i lost a dare
00:17:36yeah
00:17:38what kind of dare
00:17:40i need a man to claim me
00:17:43in front of everyone
00:17:44allison you're asking me to
00:17:45go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:49go out at night
00:17:50come on brett
00:17:51please this is serious can you just come get me
00:17:53no allison you know what
00:17:55you wanted to break the rules
00:17:56you enjoy your night
00:17:57brett please
00:18:02how dare you even think brett
00:18:04he'd rather die than missing a slut like you
00:18:07you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:11i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:19where do you think you're going
00:18:20grab her
00:18:21nope
00:18:22get off of me
00:18:23you lost the dare
00:18:25you paid the price
00:18:28you need to loosen up
00:18:30you couldn't get brett's touchy that's fine
00:18:32we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:36no
00:18:49what was that
00:18:50oh
00:18:51jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:58please
00:18:59come on sweetheart
00:19:00a dare is a dare
00:19:02stop fighting
00:19:05i'm doing you a favor
00:19:07taking that v-card out of your ass
00:19:16please, please stop, please
00:19:19you're getting this
00:19:20that's what gets used
00:19:23hey asshole
00:19:36don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:39don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:48don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:49brett
00:19:49this is a total overreaction
00:19:52jason and allie were just having fun together
00:19:54i mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:56she's practically begging for it
00:20:08you know i better not see any videos of this online
00:20:10or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:13and that goes for everybody
00:20:15i don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:17does everybody understand that?
00:20:21great
00:20:21we're gonna delete them right now
00:20:24we're gonna delete them right now
00:20:25yeah
00:20:28you okay
00:20:30come on
00:20:31let's go
00:20:39hey
00:20:39hey
00:20:41what do you think you're doing?
00:20:42huh?
00:20:43sneaking out
00:20:44going to a place like this
00:20:46what would've happened if i hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:50what did you mean back there?
00:20:54back where?
00:20:56when you told everyone
00:20:59that i'm your girl
00:21:02the literal meaning
00:21:03i completely lost it
00:21:05when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:07i told ron that i was gonna protect you
00:21:09and that's exactly what i'm doing?
00:21:12yeah
00:21:14i know
00:21:15because i'm just ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:17hey
00:21:17always causing trouble
00:21:18please just put this out
00:21:21happy?
00:21:22yeah
00:21:27well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:30like i'm desperate?
00:21:31no that's not true
00:21:32i know
00:21:32okay i'm a total joke
00:21:34bullshit
00:21:35you're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:37these people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards
00:21:39i know
00:21:40i know
00:21:40obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:42and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:44and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:47that's not true
00:21:49fuck rita
00:21:51fuck everybody
00:21:53i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:55i don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:57i want to be liked
00:21:58i want to be wanted
00:21:59and i want someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:02i'll always answer when you call
00:22:04i'll always be there
00:22:05so what does that mean?
00:22:08what does that mean for us?
00:22:09what
00:22:09am i
00:22:11to you brett?
00:22:13i'm losing my mind
00:22:14i know the rules
00:22:15but
00:22:16look at her
00:22:18all i can think
00:22:19just this once
00:22:22what?
00:22:25just say it! just say it!
00:22:26i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:29because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:31no
00:22:32it's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:34that is not true
00:22:35then tell me
00:22:36that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:38tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:40i can't
00:22:43you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:46so you know what? just forget it
00:22:49forget i said anything
00:22:52i'm done begging you
00:22:53i'm done
00:22:54no, alison
00:22:55alison stop that
00:23:02alison
00:23:03there is a line
00:23:04that i am trying
00:23:05to not
00:23:06cross
00:23:07why?
00:23:08because if i do
00:23:09i won't be able to stop
00:23:13it says that you have to stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:19please don't stop
00:23:37please don't stop
00:23:40what are you doing bro?
00:23:42ruining everything
00:23:47no
00:23:55yo, what's up loser?
00:24:00alie?
00:24:01are
00:24:02are you a threat right now?
00:24:05i swear to god guys
00:24:06what are you doing right now?
00:24:08talk to me
00:24:08it's time to run
00:24:12what is he doing?
00:24:13Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:21Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:23Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:24What?
00:24:25Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:30So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:33your ass.
00:24:34It's...
00:24:35It was an accident, okay?
00:24:36We just...
00:24:38I butt-dialed you.
00:24:39We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:45And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:48Okay?
00:24:49Chill.
00:24:50Really?
00:24:51Yeah, look.
00:24:55It's really dry, okay?
00:24:56My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:59All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:04right now or something.
00:25:05I need you to take care of that.
00:25:06I was going to right after.
00:25:08Here, I got it.
00:25:10Peace.
00:25:11Bye.
00:25:14Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:18Dave, what's up?
00:25:19What's going on?
00:25:20We should...
00:25:20You forgot something.
00:25:22No, Allie.
00:25:23It's like...
00:25:23Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:25Hey, Allison.
00:25:27Stop.
00:25:32Quit acting so childish.
00:25:34Huh?
00:25:37You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:49All right, ladies, physical assessments today.
00:25:53Allison, you're first.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:26:07All right.
00:26:10Bye.
00:26:11I have to coline.
00:26:15Bye.
00:26:16Bye.
00:26:19Bye.
00:26:21I'll see you next time.
00:26:21Bye.
00:26:23Bye.
00:26:24Bye.
00:26:27Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:30Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:33You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:36Shut up.
00:26:44Hey, uh...
00:26:45Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:50Huh?
00:26:58Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:05Solo Allison, let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:10I'm okay.
00:27:12Come on, you'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:16Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:19Excuse me.
00:27:21I'm not with anyone.
00:27:24Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28I just need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:31Excuse me.
00:27:36Walk away, Chad.
00:27:38Right now.
00:27:40Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:49What?
00:27:49Are you jealous or something?
00:27:51No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:53What was that?
00:27:53I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:55Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58What?
00:28:00First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:05All right, come on.
00:28:07You first.
00:28:13Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:15You ready, Ricky?
00:28:17I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:19But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:22Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:24You wanna play?
00:28:27Fine. Let's play.
00:28:28Let's go!
00:28:30Let's go!
00:28:30Let's go!
00:28:41Let's go!
00:28:47Let's go!
00:28:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:01I'm not doing anything.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:05Stop where?
00:29:08Switch positions!
00:29:11Here, dude.
00:29:23Whenever you're ready.
00:29:25She's trying to kill me.
00:29:27And it's working.
00:29:33She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:36It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:38Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:46What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52What the hell am I doing?
00:29:54You okay, bro?
00:29:56I'm okay.
00:29:57And done!
00:29:58Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:01You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:04Really?
00:30:06Wow, thank you.
00:30:09Congratulations.
00:30:11Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:14Uh.
00:30:18You know what I need.
00:30:35Oh, my!
00:30:37It's fucking hot!
00:30:39Are you okay?
00:30:47Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:50Here.
00:30:51Yes.
00:30:52Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:54It's fine.
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56Brain bleach.
00:30:57I need brain bleach.
00:30:58But...
00:30:59Damn it.
00:31:00How do I unseize it?
00:31:01How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:04Okay.
00:31:05It's fine.
00:31:05Just...
00:31:06It's okay.
00:31:07Just forget it, okay?
00:31:08I'm doing laundry on you.
00:31:09I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:10I, um, didn't...
00:31:12You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:14And it...
00:31:15And neither are you.
00:31:17You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:18You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:21And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:22No.
00:31:22Okay.
00:31:23I said I was sorry.
00:31:24All right?
00:31:24Listen, I just...
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:29Why aren't you still here?
00:31:30Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:31This is my morning routine.
00:31:33I don't...
00:31:33It's 8.30.
00:31:35Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and
00:31:38makeup thing?
00:31:38What?
00:31:39Nobody told me that, hadn't we?
00:31:42Oh, my God.
00:31:43She's going to kill me.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:46She's going to...
00:31:46She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:49Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:49It's okay.
00:31:50We're all...
00:31:50It's alright.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:05Get all your stuff?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Um...
00:32:08I have to go.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Thanks.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:20Did you just see that?
00:32:21That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:24And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:27Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:29Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:31Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:40Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:42I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:44Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:47Late is late.
00:32:48You're just too lazy.
00:32:58Hey, what's your problem?
00:33:00My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:02It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:04Like I said, nobody...
00:33:09No.
00:33:10Hey, stop!
00:33:12Are you crazy?
00:33:14Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:20You want to fight?
00:33:22I'll give you a reason.
00:33:28Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:30What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:31Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:32This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:34Cool.
00:33:34Get out.
00:33:37Get out of here.
00:33:37All of you, get out of here.
00:33:39Right now.
00:33:39Did you hear me?
00:33:39Get out!
00:33:45You okay?
00:33:46It's fine.
00:33:49I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:50so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:52that I'm sick or something.
00:33:54It's going to be okay.
00:33:54We have enough time.
00:33:56Trust me.
00:33:59Hi, hello.
00:34:01Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:34:02And I need you to meet me
00:34:03in the women's locker room right now.
00:34:09All right.
00:34:10Hey, listen.
00:34:11Use my jersey.
00:34:12Make it look better than the original.
00:34:13All right?
00:34:38Oh, shit.
00:34:39Is that even Allison?
00:34:51She looks...
00:34:53Sturny.
00:34:55Look at you.
00:34:56You look, uh...
00:34:57You look fantastic.
00:34:58You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:35:00than I ever do.
00:35:01It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:03You know, that's true.
00:35:04That's true, I am.
00:35:05Hey, are you sure
00:35:06it's okay that we cut up your jersey
00:35:08right before the game?
00:35:09Yeah.
00:35:10You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:13Really?
00:35:15To you, as...
00:35:16as your best friend's sister.
00:35:18Of course.
00:35:20As...
00:35:21more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:24All right.
00:35:25Time's ticking.
00:35:26Let's move.
00:35:28Allison.
00:35:29I don't know
00:35:30whatever this look is.
00:35:33But it works.
00:35:36You take center.
00:35:37Let's go.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:43Hey, uh...
00:35:50Look at the leg.
00:35:53Hold on.
00:35:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:00please welcome
00:36:01our State University
00:36:03cheerleading squad.
00:36:08One, two, three, go!
00:36:38What is that girl?
00:36:39She's on fire.
00:36:40It's Allison Scott.
00:36:42Even though she had moves.
00:36:48Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:51I mean, damn.
00:36:52I'm definitely making my move
00:36:53after the game tonight.
00:36:54Body in that uniform?
00:36:56Woo!
00:36:57You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:00Stay with me.
00:37:01I don't have to.
00:37:02See, girls like that,
00:37:03they always come running
00:37:04to guys like me.
00:37:06I'm telling you right now,
00:37:07you don't fuck off.
00:37:08The only thing
00:37:09that's going to be chasing
00:37:09is my fist.
00:37:20He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:22The 20.
00:37:24The 10.
00:37:27Puck down!
00:37:28Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:30State wins.
00:37:46Hey!
00:37:48Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:50That was really good.
00:37:52You know, it's really just
00:37:53another Tuesday for me.
00:37:55Hey, shut up.
00:37:59You're doing well.
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:10Oh, my God.
00:38:12Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:14In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:17Uh-uh.
00:38:18Cuts!
00:38:26Now we've got ourselves a good old kidscan stand- OUT.
00:38:29I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:34Come on, Alison.
00:38:35Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:37I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend,
00:38:43but I want it.
00:39:00Wait, what?
00:39:06I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:08Kiss Cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:20Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:25Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:28No problem.
00:39:36This is insane.
00:39:38I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:41But it feels so right.
00:39:43I never want it to end.
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:55Harrison!
00:39:58Oh, shit.
00:39:59What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:02Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:04You're making a scene.
00:40:05I'm making a scene?
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:06I'm making a scene.
00:40:07You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:09Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:12Are you serious right now?
00:40:14If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:18You're unbelievable.
00:40:21I hate you.
00:40:24Dude, I'm...
00:40:25No, no, no, no.
00:40:26You cut the crap.
00:40:27You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:29I promise.
00:40:30Do not bullshit me!
00:40:31Do not bullshit me!
00:40:32Absolutely nothing.
00:40:32I'm serious.
00:40:33Nothing.
00:40:35You're fucking lying.
00:40:36I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:37Okay?
00:40:38She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:40I know that.
00:40:40So you stay in your lane.
00:40:42Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:45You do not cross me.
00:40:46You do not!
00:40:47I promise you do.
00:40:49Fuck.
00:40:52Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:56No!
00:40:57I sound like a mom!
00:40:59This is ridiculous.
00:41:01Why am I texting him?
00:41:01He's literally in the next room.
00:41:04You know what?
00:41:05Just go in there.
00:41:07Just ask him,
00:41:08Hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:10He kissed me back.
00:41:12He can't deny it this time.
00:41:13It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:18Do or die.
00:41:25What are you doing?
00:41:26Getting groceries.
00:41:27What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:29I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:30Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:32I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:35She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:38Brett.
00:41:40What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:43I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:44I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:47Hi.
00:41:48You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:50Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:52You know what?
00:41:53I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:54because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:57It was a kiss camp at a game,
00:41:59and we did it.
00:42:00Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:01The fun's over.
00:42:02It's finished.
00:42:03Do you understand?
00:42:07Don't you dare.
00:42:08No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:09I'm not doing anything.
00:42:10No, no, no.
00:42:10That's not fair, okay?
00:42:11Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:12Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:15Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:17You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:19Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:20I'm not doing anything.
00:42:22Yes, you are.
00:42:23You know what?
00:42:24Even if I was,
00:42:25I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:27because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:29Okay, so then earlier,
00:42:30I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:32I had two options,
00:42:33you and him,
00:42:34and I picked wrong.
00:42:39Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:42Chad's a predator,
00:42:43and a loser,
00:42:44and you do deserve somebody
00:42:45a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:49I can't.
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:56Is he hard?
00:42:58Hard?
00:43:02At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:05You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:12Oh, it's getting hot now.
00:43:14You know,
00:43:16biology.
00:43:18Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:21I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:26Allie!
00:43:27Brett!
00:43:28He goes out here?
00:43:29Fucking shit!
00:43:30What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:31You have to get out.
00:43:32I can't get out.
00:43:32If I get out,
00:43:33he's going to see me with my flagpole,
00:43:34and he's going to kill me.
00:43:35Okay, well, yeah,
00:43:35he definitely can't see us like this,
00:43:37so I'm going to get out.
00:43:39Okay, cool.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:43Allie, hey!
00:43:44Just get under.
00:43:45Get out of what?
00:43:46Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:51Allie.
00:43:52Hi.
00:43:53She's doing alone?
00:43:54Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:56What?
00:43:56I'm naked!
00:43:57Get out!
00:44:00You're not, though.
00:44:03Okay, well,
00:44:04I also have a vibe,
00:44:06and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:07I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:08I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:09I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:10You got it, so...
00:44:11I also wanted to say that...
00:44:15I think you did a great job today.
00:44:18I mean it.
00:44:18You kicked ass,
00:44:19and I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:21an asshole about it.
00:44:24Thanks.
00:44:30Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:33Seeing my best friend
00:44:34just suck my sister's face off,
00:44:36traumatized me.
00:44:38So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:41Ron,
00:44:42I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:43It's a game.
00:44:44Everyone does it.
00:44:46A game?
00:44:47I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:48I don't know, a dream.
00:44:49This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:52Well, it was him, or it was Chad.
00:44:54So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:56That's fair.
00:44:58Chad sucks.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:44:59Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:01He's my best friend,
00:45:02and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:05They won't be.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:09Thanks.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15What was that?
00:45:18Sorry.
00:45:19I got water in my nose.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21I'm okay.
00:45:22Don't drown.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Okay?
00:45:23Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:26Bye.
00:45:33The illegal is going to die.
00:45:37Good talk.
00:45:38Wait.
00:45:41I have to ask you something.
00:45:44I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:45On a date.
00:45:46Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:48Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:49There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:53I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:03I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:08Yeah, whatever.
00:46:09I just...
00:46:23Rhett?
00:46:27I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:34Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:45Look.
00:46:46Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:48Just finally giving back.
00:46:50Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:53It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:55I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:58I came by myself.
00:46:59Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:03Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:05Nothing major.
00:47:06Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:10Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:14Huh.
00:47:15How much are you asking for this?
00:47:17$15.
00:47:18I made it myself.
00:47:20$15?
00:47:22For some plastic and twine.
00:47:23You don't have to buy it.
00:47:25It's ambitious.
00:47:26You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:29I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:36You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:40Are you insane?
00:47:41You actually want this garbage.
00:47:43You know, I value the artist.
00:47:44That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:46So, $500?
00:47:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:49She's nothing.
00:47:50No, you're nothing.
00:47:51Especially compared to her.
00:47:52How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:57Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:58No, I'm serious.
00:47:59Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:04You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:07What do you mean?
00:48:08You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:10You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:11And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:14You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:18I'm just trying to...
00:48:20No, Allison.
00:48:22Party at my place.
00:48:24Celebrating the big win.
00:48:25You coming?
00:48:27I don't know.
00:48:28I'm not interested.
00:48:30She's a grown woman.
00:48:32She can speak for herself.
00:48:35So, what do you say?
00:48:38You're not going anywhere.
00:48:40And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:43Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:45You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:47Fine.
00:48:48Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:50No, yeah.
00:48:51Sounds fun.
00:48:55I'll be there.
00:49:04There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:08Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:11Oh.
00:49:12Thanks.
00:49:16It's a cool party.
00:49:18Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:21Really, for me?
00:49:23Why did you do that?
00:49:24You're single.
00:49:25I'm single.
00:49:27You need another reason?
00:49:30So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:33No deal.
00:49:34There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:36He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:40It's his loss.
00:49:41My gain.
00:49:44Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:49Let's fix that.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:55No, why not?
00:49:56There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:58Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:00You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:02No.
00:50:02What's that?
00:50:03We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:22Damn it.
00:50:23Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:26Come on, Allison.
00:50:27You're already here.
00:50:38Fine.
00:50:40But I play to win.
00:50:46Aki, check it out.
00:50:48Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:04Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:06Game's over.
00:51:06Let's go.
00:51:07Excuse me.
00:51:08What are you doing, huh?
00:51:09Get off of me.
00:51:09What do you think you're doing?
00:51:11You're ruining my night.
00:51:12Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:13What do you think Rob would think if you knew you were happy?
00:51:15Don't care.
00:51:15How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:17Come on.
00:51:18Okay?
00:51:18No more of these stupid games.
00:51:19You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:20I know.
00:51:20Let's go.
00:51:21I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:23I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:27Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:38Oh my god.
00:51:39Oh shit.
00:51:42Oh shit.
00:51:43Oh shit.
00:51:44Oh shit.
00:51:46Oh shit.
00:51:47Oh shit.
00:51:48Oh shit.
00:51:48Oh shit.
00:51:49Oh shit.
00:51:50Oh shit.
00:51:51Oh shit.
00:51:52Hey.
00:51:53Hey.
00:51:54Hold on.
00:51:55It's okay.
00:51:56I got you.
00:51:57I got you.
00:51:58I got you.
00:52:00Oh my god.
00:52:01Is she okay?
00:52:03Oh shit.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:07Look at me.
00:52:08Look at me.
00:52:08Hey.
00:52:09Hey.
00:52:09Hey.
00:52:09Hey.
00:52:11I can't.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:14Let's start.
00:52:20Hey.
00:52:21Hey.
00:52:22Let's get you.
00:52:22Hey.
00:52:24Hey.
00:52:25Hey.
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:27You're ready?
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29Hey.
00:52:31Hey.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:34Hey.
00:52:36Hey.
00:52:37Hey.
00:52:38You could have died, Alice.
00:52:40And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy,
00:52:43let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:45Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:48That's not fair.
00:52:50What's not fair?
00:52:52What's not fair?
00:52:53What am I not understanding?
00:52:54Huh?
00:52:54What don't I understand?
00:52:55That I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:58I'm sorry.
00:52:59I'm figuring it out.
00:53:00I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:02You know what?
00:53:02That's fantastic.
00:53:03I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:05You're not any better than me.
00:53:07I'm not any better?
00:53:08What did I do?
00:53:09How am I not any better?
00:53:10What are you talking about?
00:53:12You're worse!
00:53:12I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what?
00:53:15I'm an asshole?
00:53:15How am I worse?
00:53:17You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:20Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:24Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:27Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:29Yeah, I know.
00:53:30I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:33You know, I don't understand.
00:53:37You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:42That's the worst thing.
00:53:43That's it.
00:53:44I did.
00:53:44No, no.
00:53:45I fell in love with you.
00:53:46I'm in love with you.
00:53:47Stop, stop.
00:53:47And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:49I know that.
00:53:50I know.
00:53:50Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:56Am I crazy?
00:53:58Do you not feel anything?
00:54:00Because you're playing with my feelings, and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:04Okay?
00:54:06I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:09Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:11Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:13I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:15I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:22Fuck it.
00:54:35Fuck it.
00:54:38I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:48Susan, you have no idea.
00:54:50Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:52I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:01I made a promise to run.
00:55:03But you know what?
00:55:10I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:23Lord, I think about you every day.
00:55:26Every morning.
00:55:28And every night.
00:55:31Every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:34It's you that I see.
00:55:37Every time.
00:55:41Hey.
00:55:50I want you to take me right here.
00:55:55Right now.
00:56:09So what do we know?
00:56:15What do you want us to be?
00:56:19What do you want me to be?
00:56:22I want you to be mine.
00:56:26I think I already am.
00:56:31But what about Ron?
00:56:33He's going to kill you.
00:56:35I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:37He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:43How much I love you.
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:51I think...
00:56:53I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:57Just for now.
00:56:59I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:01I know.
00:57:04But it's just for a little.
00:57:06Until we find the right moment.
00:57:09Yeah.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:12I don't know what you're doing.
00:57:14We'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:31Thinking about you.
00:57:41Hi, Captain.
00:57:43When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:44I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:48I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:51Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:57My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:58:01Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:03He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:07Brett, stop.
00:58:08Don't read my smut.
00:58:10I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:16Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:21Holy shit.
00:58:23That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:29I feel so hot right now.
00:58:33Palms my center.
00:58:35Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:37Are you white, Allie?
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:42Fuck.
00:58:47Oh, my God, someone's coming.
00:58:48I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:50Bye.
00:58:51I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:11Hey.
00:59:12Are you okay?
00:59:13You sounded sick.
00:59:14Do you need help?
00:59:14Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:17You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:21I was just trying to help.
00:59:24Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:28Shoot.
00:59:30Late.
00:59:34Late.
00:59:42Late.
00:59:42Late.
00:59:43Late.
00:59:44Late.
00:59:44Late.
00:59:50Late.
00:59:51That's Allison's.
00:59:52Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:55If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
00:59:58Late.
01:00:00Late.
01:00:03Late.
01:00:05Late.
01:00:06Late.
01:00:08Late.
01:00:08Late.
01:00:10Late.
01:00:11Late.
01:00:12Late.
01:00:12Late.
01:00:13Late.
01:00:14Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:17Hey.
01:00:18Hey.
01:00:19You found my bag.
01:00:20I was looking for that.
01:00:22No problem.
01:00:26Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:29It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:34I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now.
01:00:38Otherwise, we'll be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:43Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:48Right?
01:00:49I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:52Excuse me.
01:00:53I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:54Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:56And I asked you if you were a...
01:00:57Look at this.
01:00:58This is perfection.
01:00:59It's every girl's dream.
01:01:00I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:02And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:04I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:09Search me.
01:01:10I have nothing to hide.
01:01:15Your turn, Scott.
01:01:17Sure, but I...
01:01:19Rita!
01:01:21Jackpot.
01:01:23Well, well, well.
01:01:24Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:27I knew it.
01:01:29No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:32Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:37Coach, I promise you, I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:40Those aren't mine.
01:01:41Right.
01:01:42A cheater and a liar.
01:01:45Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:47I've never seen those.
01:01:48I don't know what they are.
01:01:49I'm lying.
01:01:50It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:53They're mine.
01:01:54Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:58Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning?
01:02:01Yeah, sorry.
01:02:02I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:03He's right.
01:02:04They're just vitamins.
01:02:05No, they aren't.
01:02:06Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:13I just, they look suspicious.
01:02:16Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:20Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:22That's enough.
01:02:23All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:27Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You can't do that.
01:02:33Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:35Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:36I mean, I know it.
01:02:37Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:42You little bitch.
01:02:43You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:46That's enough, Rita.
01:02:47My decision is final.
01:02:53Listen up.
01:02:54When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:58You want us to drop her?
01:02:59She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:00That's the point.
01:03:03Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:04So tragic.
01:03:05I can't do that.
01:03:07Coach will kill me.
01:03:08Fine.
01:03:08And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:12I know everything, girls.
01:03:14Every dirty little secret.
01:03:16Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:18You're a call.
01:03:19And make sure she falls hard enough, she never gets back up.
01:03:29Very sweet.
01:03:30What?
01:03:32What happened back there?
01:03:34How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:36I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:39So I swapped it out.
01:03:42I knew it.
01:03:43I knew she was up to something.
01:03:44You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:48She was throwing up.
01:03:50It was when we were...
01:03:53When we were having...
01:03:58Bone sex.
01:04:00So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:03Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:07Hey, do you...
01:04:10Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:11Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:13I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:15I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:16I'm being serious too.
01:04:18Allison.
01:04:19Perfect just where you are.
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:22I'll always be there.
01:04:24To catch you on your phone.
01:04:27Always.
01:04:30Alright.
01:04:32On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:35Rita, you're up first.
01:04:36Then Allison.
01:04:51Hey, great job you guys.
01:04:53You killed it.
01:05:17Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:21Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:26I guess that makes me like a bag of two years or something, huh?
01:05:30Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:31You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:34Are you kidding me?
01:05:36They almost dropped me.
01:05:37I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:38I could have died.
01:05:39That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:41Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:44Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:50Brett.
01:05:52Oh my gosh.
01:05:53I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:55I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:56Alright, everyone.
01:05:57In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:08Wow.
01:06:10Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:12I'm proud of you.
01:06:13Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:18And that's game.
01:06:19State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:24Allie.
01:06:25Look, I know.
01:06:26It's not what you wanted.
01:06:27It's okay.
01:06:27Because you did good.
01:06:28That's all that matters.
01:06:30Thanks, bro.
01:06:30I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:31I'll be right back.
01:06:31Ew.
01:06:33Ew.
01:06:33Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:35Yo.
01:06:36Allison.
01:06:37She is.
01:06:38Looking good, baby.
01:06:39Y'all do private shows.
01:06:41You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:44You're so gross.
01:06:46Yo, what the hell?
01:06:48Are you serious?
01:06:49What?
01:06:49What's going on?
01:06:50I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:51No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:53You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:55I'm in your dreams.
01:06:56How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:07:02You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:04Why?
01:07:05You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:08How?
01:07:08By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:11I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:12Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:15You shameless whore.
01:07:17Hey!
01:07:19I'm more than one.
01:07:20I do.
01:07:21You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:23She's a public boss.
01:07:25Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:29Hey, fuckface.
01:07:31You kicked my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:38That's enough!
01:07:40What's going on here?
01:07:41I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:42Charo's gonna hit her.
01:07:44You're gonna hit her?
01:07:45Get my office now!
01:07:47You!
01:07:48With me!
01:07:49This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:51Let's...
01:07:51We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:54All right.
01:07:55You sure you're on me?
01:08:01It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:03You could have broken your hand.
01:08:05Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:07Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:10Shut up.
01:08:16You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:22me out.
01:08:24Hey, guys, 304.
01:08:25I think it's this one.
01:08:26Let's go see the hero.
01:08:27Oh, shit.
01:08:28No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:30They can't see us like this.
01:08:32I won't let him.
01:08:34Let's tell him.
01:08:35Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:36In front of the entire team.
01:08:39Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:41What do you want me to do?
01:08:43Let's hide.
01:08:43Let's hide.
01:08:49Let's hide.
01:08:50Brett.
01:08:51Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:52Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:54God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:59You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:08Do you need a hand, man?
01:09:09No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:18You gotta be quiet.
01:09:22Let's see what happens.
01:09:25Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:27Hey, you know what?
01:09:28It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:41I feel what you do with me.
01:09:43I feel what you do with me.
01:09:45It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:47Yeah.
01:09:49100.
01:09:51Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:53We got your food.
01:09:54It's gonna get cold.
01:09:54You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:55I can help you.
01:09:56Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:58I'm gonna be a little while.
01:10:00All right, let's just give him some space.
01:10:01Enjoy your blue balls.
01:10:03Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:04You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:07I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:10health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:13You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:16You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:31It's good.
01:10:35Is she gonna help me?
01:10:37No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:56Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:11:00I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet.
01:11:02Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:03Sick.
01:11:04Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:09Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:13I will end you.
01:11:15Leave it.
01:11:18Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:20You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:21Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:24She bought it.
01:11:25With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:27And her dealer?
01:11:28Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:31Brett Harrison.
01:11:36That's, that's not true.
01:11:38You know what?
01:11:39I don't care.
01:11:40Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:42She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:45Just ask them yourself.
01:11:46Oh, really?
01:11:48Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:52Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:55He said he had good stuff, but only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:12:01You know, that's bullshit.
01:12:03I have proof.
01:12:06I know real doctors.
01:12:08I've got pills.
01:12:10Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:13Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:17This is insane, okay?
01:12:19I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:21Oh, sweetie.
01:12:22It's all coming out now.
01:12:23I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:26We trusted you.
01:12:27Cheater!
01:12:28Son of a...
01:12:30Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:33Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:35She's using you for the clout, for the status?
01:12:38Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:41Nobody.
01:12:41A total bottom feeder.
01:12:43Rita, you know what?
01:12:43You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:45How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:47And what'd you do to it?
01:12:48You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:50Boo!
01:12:52Listen, just...
01:12:53Please listen to me.
01:12:54Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:55This is my sister, okay?
01:12:56She would never do something like this.
01:12:59And here come the pretzels.
01:13:02All right, that's enough.
01:13:03That's enough.
01:13:04Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:07as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:10I have no choice.
01:13:12Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:14from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:17Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:19pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:22Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:24Hold on.
01:13:25Hold it.
01:13:26If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:30I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:31get healthy the right way.
01:13:33No more pills, no more purging,
01:13:35no more blackmail.
01:13:36You'd really help us?
01:13:37Absolutely.
01:13:38Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:13:39any of Rita's savior spells ever again.
01:13:41So, what's the catch?
01:13:43We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:45This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:49not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:52Not for the drugs.
01:13:54These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:56They're vitamins.
01:13:57You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:14:00You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:04She's right.
01:14:05These are common supplements.
01:14:07Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:10to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:13She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:15and she's been shaming them,
01:14:16degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:18Now, everybody is different,
01:14:20but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:22Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:24one reason only,
01:14:24because she was a threat.
01:14:25She threatened the total control
01:14:27that Rita had over the entire squad,
01:14:29and it's horrible.
01:14:30This Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:32and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:35And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:39That's not true.
01:14:40He's lying.
01:14:41She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:45Lock her up!
01:14:46Lock her up!
01:14:48Lock her up!
01:14:48You fucking bitch!
01:14:50You ruined my life!
01:14:52You ruined it yourself.
01:14:57Oh my...
01:15:04Look at you,
01:15:05playing the victim.
01:15:07You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:10Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:12you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:14Nothing but a little...
01:15:15Shut up, dude.
01:15:16Shut up.
01:15:17What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:19I don't have to do anything.
01:15:20You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:22Mr. Williams!
01:15:27Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:29of sexual harassment against you
01:15:31from various female students.
01:15:33As of now,
01:15:34you are officially suspended
01:15:35from all school activities.
01:15:37What?
01:15:37No!
01:15:38My father...
01:15:39Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:41but I assure you,
01:15:42his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:45You can take him away.
01:15:46Party's over.
01:15:47Let go.
01:15:47No!
01:15:48I'll sue you all!
01:15:49This isn't over!
01:15:52And as for you,
01:15:54Miss Scott,
01:15:55on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:58I would like to apologize to you.
01:16:01for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:03And as of now,
01:16:04you can consider yourself
01:16:05officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08You can consider yourself
01:16:10officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:13Thank you, Principal.
01:16:15All right, everyone.
01:16:16Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:18I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:19But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:22So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:23Woo!
01:16:24Woo!
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:38Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:44Woo!
01:16:46Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:52Woo!
01:16:58Kiss. Kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss.
01:17:09Hey, Allison
01:17:14The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:18Hey, you know.
01:17:19I would, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:22I think he knew before we did.
01:17:25I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:27I love you too, quarterback.
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