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01:00Down at Fraggle Rock.
01:01Down at Fraggle Rock.
01:16Oops.
01:19Nice catch, Sprocket.
01:21Now, hand me that adjustable wrench, will you?
01:32Much obliged.
01:33Now, as soon as I fix this old boiler, Sprocket, we'll never hear those pipes bang again.
01:42And not only that, we'll have lots of hot water.
01:45You can take a bath.
01:48Right.
01:53Remember, shh.
01:55Somewhere in there is a postcard from my Uncle Traveling Matt.
01:59Well, how are you gonna get it, Kobo?
02:01Like a thief in the night.
02:04Oh.
02:12I'll check the exterior connections and then turn off all the water, okay, Sprocket?
02:19Oops.
02:20Oh, there's a gasket missing from this joint over there.
02:23Huh.
02:24Well, got a gasket, Sprocky.
02:28Maybe there's one in the box.
02:30How did this old umbrella get in here?
02:32Oh.
02:44Plastic flowers.
02:47So that's where the cheese grater went.
02:51Hinges, batteries, light bulbs.
02:56Egg gasket.
02:58It's a good thing I never get rid of anything I throw out, eh, Sprocky?
03:04Whoa!
03:05I got it!
03:06Gobo!
03:07Are you all right?
03:09Sure.
03:09Nothing to it.
03:19Boy, this is going to be the best swimming extravaganza ever.
03:24I sure hope so.
03:25We've never had one before.
03:27Here's the crab costumes.
03:29Where do you want them, Red?
03:30Oh, no, no, no.
03:30Costumes is my department, Moki.
03:32Just leave it there.
03:33I'll take care of it.
03:34Oh.
03:35Okay.
03:36I'll...
03:36I'll just go paint the scenery.
03:38Oh, no, no.
03:39I'm doing scenery, too.
03:40Hey, Red!
03:41Look at this poster I made for your publicity campaign.
03:43Isn't it terrific?
03:45Hey, that's great, Wembley.
03:47Yeah, nice use of brown.
03:49Oh, uh, gee, thanks, Wembley.
03:50But I've already taken care of all that, too.
03:53But she didn't even look at it.
03:56Hey, Red.
03:57Isn't there anything we could do?
03:59Say no.
04:00No.
04:01Good.
04:02I've got socks to wash.
04:06Hey, thanks anyway.
04:07But this is my swimming show.
04:09And I can do it on my own.
04:15Well, I can paint it.
04:17I can sew.
04:18And I can sweep it clean.
04:20I can pop the popcorn.
04:22I can fill the pop machine.
04:24Oh, wow.
04:24I can even be the diving queen.
04:28I can do it on my own.
04:29Do it.
04:29Do it.
04:30On your own.
04:30I can do it.
04:31Do it.
04:31Do it.
04:32On your own.
04:32On my own.
04:33Do it.
04:33Do it.
04:34On your own.
04:35Do it.
04:35Do it.
04:36On your own.
04:38I can build a grandstand for the fans from near and far.
04:42I can be the band because I play a mean guitar.
04:46Well.
04:47I can even be the swimming star.
04:50I can do it on my own.
04:51Do it.
04:51Do it.
04:52On your own.
04:53Yes, I can.
04:53Do it.
04:54Do it.
04:54On your own.
04:55Do it.
04:56Do it.
04:56On your own.
05:00Don't pretend that you can bake and race and bang a hammer.
05:05Why pretend when you want the best?
05:06And we all know that I am firm.
05:09Don't pretend that no one else has got abilities.
05:13I don't need pretending.
05:14All I need is me, me, me.
05:17Oh!
05:17I can swim and I can win because I'm the referee.
05:21I can give myself the prize for popularity.
05:25I can even shout, hooray for me!
05:28Hooray!
05:29I can do it on my own.
05:30Do it.
05:30Do it.
05:31On your own.
05:32Yes, I can.
05:32Do it.
05:33Do it.
05:33On your own.
05:34On my own.
05:36Do it.
05:37On your own.
05:38Do it.
05:39On your own.
05:40Do it.
05:41Do it.
05:41On your own.
05:45On your own.
05:50Well, I guess if Red doesn't need me, I'll just, uh, go pick a radish.
05:56Hmm.
05:56Gee, good boy.
05:57I guess Red doesn't need our help.
05:59Nope.
06:00Guess not.
06:04Get those faggles.
06:05They won't get into my garden or my name's not Junior.
06:09Ha, ha.
06:09What?
06:10You fellow.
06:11Oof.
06:12Oh.
06:13Missed.
06:14Junior.
06:15Hmm?
06:15Junior.
06:16Come in here a minute, son.
06:18No coming, Pa.
06:19That's General Pa to you.
06:21Oh.
06:22General Pa.
06:23Ah.
06:24My daddy the general.
06:26Oof.
06:30Now, if we ram the blockade and attack from the north.
06:35What are you doing, Daddy?
06:36I mean, General Daddy.
06:38I'm planning my latest strategy.
06:41Stand there.
06:42Oh, okay.
06:42You're the enemy army and I'm the mighty Gorg Empire.
06:47Okay, Pa.
06:48What do I do?
06:49Nothing.
06:50Until I fell you with a crushing blow.
06:53Ooh.
06:53Well, then what do I do?
06:55You fall.
06:57Ooh.
06:57Your Majesty, time for the royal bath.
07:01Oh, not now.
07:02I'm in battle.
07:04Hey, hey, Mommy.
07:05I'll get the water.
07:07Now, as I was saying, you were...
07:12Oh, hey!
07:13Whoa!
07:13The enemy is escaping!
07:15Oh!
07:16Ooh.
07:17Ah.
07:18Ooh.
07:20Dum-di-dee-dee-dee-dee-do-do-do-do-do-do.
07:24Hello, Mr. Pump.
07:26Dum-da-dum-dum-dum-dum-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
07:30And pump the water.
07:35Aw, Red, look, it's really nice.
07:38Not now, Wembley.
07:39I've just got to find more lily pads.
07:42Okay.
07:50Oh, look! The water's disappearing!
07:53Yeah, why does it disappear every day?
07:59Why does Daddy take a bath every day?
08:07Well, then, no one knows why the water disappears.
08:11It's just always been that way.
08:13The pool empties and then the pipe bangers come.
08:18Yeah, they'll be here any minute.
08:20Yes, I just love the pipe bangers, don't you?
08:24Yes, I do.
08:26I love the way they bang the pipes.
08:28Bang the pipes.
08:29And then the water rushes into the pool.
08:31Rushes.
08:32It plushes into the pool.
08:32Oh, it's so...
08:34It's so wet.
08:35Wet.
08:36Yes, thank you.
08:37Oh, look! Here come the pipe bangers.
08:47I can't wait.
08:49I can't wait.
08:51What's the thing happening?
08:52I can't wait until I put the pipe...
08:56Hey, hey, hey.
08:57Hey, hey!
09:28The pipes again, eh, Sprocket?
09:35You're right, Sprocket.
09:37I'd better drain the boiler before I remove the main joint.
09:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:47Your paws washed, Sprocket.
09:50Your drinking bowl full because all the water is officially off.
10:09Nothing happened.
10:16I don't see any water.
10:17I don't see any water.
10:19What's going on?
10:20This is indeed very strange.
10:24Very strange indeed.
10:26Doo-doo-doo, here comes the water, doo-doo-doo, here comes the water, doo-doo-doo, where
10:30is the water?
10:31There is no water.
10:34Oh, doo-doo-doo, there is no water, doo-doo-doo, there is no water?
10:39What do you mean, there's no water?
10:42Bang the pipe!
10:43Oh, did you see?
10:44Or did you see?
10:46No, I guess you didn't see.
10:49Nothing happened.
10:50Well, it's most odd, but then pipes work in wondrous ways.
10:56But what about my swimming extravaganza?
11:00Millions and billions of Fraggles are coming here today to see my show.
11:04Yeah, we're going to see the people, millions!
11:07Can I come, too?
11:08I just love swimming shows.
11:10Oh, I don't believe this is happening.
11:32The royal bath needs lots of water.
11:36Hey, mud, there's no more water.
11:38Oh, you must be mistaken, my nimble-minded knight.
11:42Well, maybe so, but there's no water.
11:45You see, I was just out there and I...
11:47One more bucket, Junior.
11:49Okay.
11:53Well, if Mommy says there's water...
12:02But there is no water.
12:04Mom!
12:05Mom!
12:06Now, where were we?
12:08Oh, yes.
12:09Yesterday, the Gorg fleet blew up the flagship of, uh...
12:15Ahoy!
12:16Where's my galleon?
12:18Junior, more water!
12:21Oh, but Ma, I told you there is no more water.
12:25Sire, tell your son what our royal ancestor, King Gorg the Great, used to say.
12:31He would say...
12:33There is always water!
12:37Oh, right.
12:39There is always water!
12:43Well, it's bound to come back.
12:46Uh-oh.
12:47Uh-oh.
12:49There is no water.
12:52It's terrible.
12:53Yeah, the poor Ratchbanger was really upset.
12:57You bet he's upset.
12:59He has a ticket to my show.
13:01Unless I find some water, there isn't going to be one.
13:06Hey, guys, I just read a new exciting postcard from my Uncle Traveling Matt.
13:11You're not going to read us one of those dumb things again?
13:13Yes, I am.
13:15What's here, Gobo?
13:16Yeah!
13:16I need water, not a lecture from your goofy uncle.
13:20This is a card that I think some of us may find particularly interesting.
13:25That chance.
13:26That chance.
13:27Dear Nephew Gobo, I have recently made a most amazing discovery.
13:32I've found a race of creatures who can pull water down from the sky.
13:40These extraordinary bipeds actually produce droplets of water with long stick-like objects
13:47called umbrellas.
13:48As I watched, the water ritual began.
13:51First, the silly creatures gathered around a sacred pole.
13:56The creatures then looked up at the sky and held out their hands in a most curious fashion.
14:02Then suddenly, the creatures transformed their sticks into upside-down bowls.
14:07These they positioned over their heads.
14:10At that very moment, water poured from the sky.
14:19An umbrella is a wonderful object.
14:21Not only does it get you wet, but it also keeps you dry.
14:27This has been an enlightening experience, to say the least.
14:30For one thing, I now appreciate how much simpler and more efficient it is to have pipe bangers.
14:35Love traveling, Matt.
14:38You call that interesting?
14:41Yes, I do.
14:42You've got to be joking.
14:44Everyone knows there's no such thing as a, uh, what do you call it?
14:49Umbrella.
14:50Even the name is stupid.
14:52It is not.
14:53There is no such thing.
14:55Yes, there is.
14:57There's one in the room at the end of the tunnel.
14:59Isn't?
15:00Is.
15:00Is there?
15:01Of course there is.
15:03Then I'll go get it.
15:04I need it.
15:05Oh, but you can't do that.
15:06You've never been out there.
15:08Let me go, Red.
15:10No, I can do it.
15:14Oh, Gobo.
15:15You can't let her go alone.
15:16Why, it's dangerous.
15:18Yeah.
15:18Don't worry.
15:19I'll keep an eye on her.
15:25Right, Sprocket.
15:26I'm finished.
15:27Let's turn on the water.
15:36Nope, nope.
15:37Oh, let's hold on a minute here.
15:40Need one more minor adjustment.
15:42Pass me that sledgehammer.
16:00I can do it.
16:02I can do it.
16:06I can do it.
16:10Maybe if I just hold my breath and run in.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Yeah.
16:17That's what I'll do.
16:31I wasn't ready that time.
16:35I'll try again.
16:41Hi there, Gobo.
16:43Fancy meeting you here.
16:46I needed to stretch my legs.
16:48Did you get the umbrella yet?
16:50No.
16:51I was just about to dash in there and pick it up.
16:56Great.
16:57I'll wait here.
16:58You'll wait here?
16:59Is that okay?
17:03Sure.
17:03Sure.
17:06Right.
17:07Well, here goes.
17:20I can't do it.
17:25Gee, Red, I'm sorry to hear that.
17:28I'll see you later.
17:33Goobo!
17:34Something wrong, Red?
17:36No.
17:37I mean, yes.
17:39I mean, Goobo, I need your help.
17:47That's all you had to say.
17:50I'd be glad to help.
17:52Whoopee!
17:58Whoopee!
17:59Oh, Whoopee!
18:01Oh, Whoopee!
18:10Just want to make sure the tone is right before I fill her up.
18:18No!
18:20Oh, I'm sorry!
18:20Oh!
18:21Oh!
18:22Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:26Oh!
18:27Oh!
18:27Oh!
18:28Oh!
18:28Oh.
18:35Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:41Oh!
18:55Rocket, stop messing around and hand me a screwdriver.
19:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
19:04oh, oh.
19:06Boy, you did it.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Hey, let's get this to the pipe bangers before it's too late.
19:19I sure hope this works.
19:26Your sogginess.
19:27I have brought you a gift from another world.
19:31It's called an umbrella.
19:33It can pull water from the sky.
19:36She got it.
19:37Yay, Red.
19:39Almighty moisture.
19:41This is the most fantastic banging stick I've ever seen.
19:45But you don't understand.
19:47It's not a stick.
19:48It's an umbrella.
19:49You open it up.
19:50Brother and sister bangers, we have here the most phenomenally amazing stick ever created.
19:57But it's not a stick.
19:59It's better than...
20:00Stand aside, my child.
20:01I know a sacred banging stick when I see one.
20:05Are you ready?
20:06Ready.
20:06Ready.
20:07Ready.
20:07Ready.
20:09Ready.
20:10Ready.
20:10Ready.
20:22Ready.
20:26Ready.
20:27Ready.
20:32Ready.
20:33Ready.
20:33Ready.
20:34Ready.
20:34Ready.
20:42Listen to the banging of those pipe sprockets, because you'll never hear it again.
20:48The boiler's fixed, I'm turning on the water.
20:57Please water run.
21:00Please water run.
21:04Please water run.
21:07Please water run.
21:10Please water run.
21:13Please water run.
21:16Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
21:28The umbrella worked.
21:31Oh, thank you.
21:32Oh, what a stick.
21:37Oh, yeah.
21:38See you in the water run.
21:41See you in the water run.
21:47See you in the water run.
21:51See you in the water run.
21:53See you in the water run.
21:56See you in the water run.
21:59See you in the water run.
22:00See you in the water run.
22:02See you in the water run.
22:07See you in the water run.
22:08Water! All the time's always right!
22:12There. How's that look, Wembley?
22:15That looks great, Reg!
22:16And now my swimming extravaganza can officially begin!
22:22Oh, boy!
22:23Feel the water run!
22:25Feel the water run!
22:27Feel the water run!
22:28Feel it run!
22:33Feel the water run!
22:36Feel the water run!
22:41Feel the water run!
22:55Feel the water run!
22:56Feel the water run!
22:58Feel the water run!
22:58Oh, boy!
23:00Red Fraggle, the incredible flying fish,
23:03shall now execute the opening dive!
23:09Are you ready?
23:11Ready!
23:15Whoopee!
23:21You wanna see it again?
23:34Oh, boy!
23:46Earth time!
23:49ROBBON COUGH!
23:52Now, borrow your soap, Sprocket.
23:54I'll try not to use all the hot water.
24:23All right.
24:33All right.