00:03Sì, è il mio piacere di introdurre Mr. e Mrs. Donald Trump.
00:14Mr. Donald! Oh, mio Dio!
00:19Hey, Donald.
00:21I told me you were here. You look great.
00:23Thank you very much.
00:25Donald owns this restaurant.
00:26This is my friend Mike McNeil.
00:27Hey, listen. Are you bagging her?
00:30Huh? Are you?
00:32No, no. We just met.
00:35Well, call me Liz.
00:36Oh, sure. Thanks.
00:38Okay, boys, it's time to get serious.
00:39So let me tell you that all the money that I win from you tonight
00:41is the first income I've gotten that's not been garnished by the Bank of Margo.
00:44I hope you have a good lawyer.
00:46Donald, listen. It's 50 cents to open.
00:48Okay, here's a newsflash. You're rich, all right?
00:53And I didn't get rich by throwing away quarters.
00:56All right, okay.
00:59Samantha, a cosmopolitan, and Donald Trump.
01:02You just don't get more New York than that.
01:04Look at this right here on the street. It's Donald Trump.
01:07What are you, morons?
01:08Wade.
01:10Trump.
01:10I hear Kelson finally dumped you.
01:13Not exactly, no.
01:14We just came to a mutual understanding that she couldn't ban me for another second.
01:18Mike.
01:21Randall.
01:22Donald.
01:23Mr. Trump here wrote The Art of the Deal.
01:25Then he wrote a new bestseller, The Art of the Comeback.
01:27Two books.
01:29Wow.
01:31Hi, darling.
01:33Hi.
01:38Donald Trump, I'd like you to meet...
01:40Oh, what am I talking about?
01:42All you handsome zillionaires know each other.
01:46Donald!
01:48Maxwell Sheffield, how do you do?
01:50Cutty is going to crash and burn and take his clients with him.
01:54Excuse me.
01:57Well...
01:58I'm here with Donald Trump, for God's sake.
02:01How long is it going to be?
02:01I have checks sitting on two tables.
02:03Ah, Miss Ayers, how nice to see you.
02:07I have Mr. Cuddy's usual table.
02:09Hey, Cuddy.
02:10You're looking through here.
02:12This is a...
02:13Oh!
02:15Sorry, Frank, but I'm going to go crash and burn with Cuddy.
02:18Call me.
02:23Hi, Dad.
02:24It's me.
02:25You're going to be so proud of me, I'm going to win this race.
02:29Waldo, you're the best son money can buy.
02:32Thanks, Dad.
02:34Look, without Derek Zoolander, male modeling wouldn't be what it is today.
02:39Actually, hiring Eddie was my idea from the beginning.
02:43Excuse me, where's the lobby?
02:45Down the hall and to the left.
02:46Thanks.
02:50The Donald is here, live, on Monday Night Raw.
02:54Hey, look at this!
02:56Oh, the truck!
02:57Toronto truck!
02:58Donald truck!
02:59Oh, my God!
03:01The hostile takeover!
03:03of Donald Trump on Vince McMahon
03:05has happened at WrestleMania 23!
03:07I didn't think he would do it!
03:09Okay, kids, make it fast.
03:10I've got a plane to catch.
03:11We've created a magazine.
03:12Mr. Trump, we give you...
03:14sketchy!
03:15Oh, my God.
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