00:00What about her?
00:01I've seen how you two behave, winding each other up.
00:04Do you know what that is?
00:05Yeah, it's mutual hatred.
00:08Sexual tension.
00:09Rubbish.
00:10I know the signs.
00:11I don't fancy charity tea.
00:12OK.
00:13Whatever you say, mate.
00:15No, I'm not like you.
00:16I do have a sense of discernment.
00:18I am discerning.
00:20All right, then.
00:21Who have you managed to conquer, then, since been in this village?
00:24Nicola Blackstock.
00:25Oh, well, I'm green with envy.
00:27There's been others.
00:28Well, go on.
00:29Name one.
00:31You can't, can you?
00:33Yeah, you all mouth, you.
00:34I need a refill.
00:41You know what your problem is?
00:43I don't think I'm the one with the problem.
00:45Mate, listen to me.
00:46Lads, keep it down, eh?
00:48I'm just trying to set a mate wise.
00:50I think we'd better go out.
00:51Yeah, in a minute.
00:52I'm making a point.
00:54Well, go on, then.
00:56You're jealous.
00:58Of you.
00:59I'm not tied down.
01:00I'm young.
01:02I'm free.
01:02I'm single.
01:03You're sad.
01:04Do you see me crying?
01:06Do you know, maybe I'm happy with what I've got.
01:08What?
01:08So you're not on the pull tonight, then?
01:11I didn't say that, did I?
01:12I mean, if it's one off.
01:15I ain't gonna find out.
01:16What?
01:16You cheat on her?
01:17It's not called cheating, is it?
01:18It's seizure in the moment.
01:20Ah, so what would you do if she sees the moment?
01:23I've told you.
01:24She wouldn't.
01:25How can you be so sure?
01:27Because I know her.
01:28Maybe you just think you know her.
01:30No, I know my girlfriend, all right?
01:32You're the one who's jealous.
01:33Mind the shirt.
01:35Lads.
01:35I know you fancy her.
01:37And I've seen you loitering outside the bathroom,
01:39trying to catch her on her wares.
01:41Oh, you can't handle the competition.
01:43What, have you?
01:44I think I'll let you move in.
01:46She's way out of your league, mate.
01:49In fact, she would rather sleep with Seth Armstrong
01:52than sleep with you.
01:54And Seth Armstrong must have a pretty big smile on his face.
01:58You won't.
01:59Nothing.
02:00Let's leave it.
02:01No, come on.
02:02Finish what you were saying.
02:03Let's finish here.
02:05You reckon you could have Chloe, do you?
02:07Hmm?
02:08Well, fine.
02:09I'll bet you 20 quid.
02:11No, I'll bet you 30 quid.
02:1330 quid says try your luck and see where it gets you.
02:17Come on.
02:18Let's see the colour of your money.
02:19You're sick in the head.
02:20You're a loser.
02:22Yeah?
02:26I've already had her, mate.
02:28Monday night.
02:29Very nice it was, too.
02:31Aya!
02:33There's no way she'd touch you.
02:34Oh, she did more than touch.
02:36Nice tattoo.
02:38Great!
02:40That is it!
02:40Enough of that!
02:42Don't let me go!
02:43Take it easy, lad.
02:43Take it easy.
02:44I'll kill him!
02:44He's demented!
02:45You scum!
02:46You shouldn't have to get in there!
02:47I'm off duty.
02:48Come on, lad.
02:48We're just trying to have a quiet drink.
02:50You're dead.
02:51No, he's earned.
02:52Calm down, mate.
02:53All right?
02:53What the hell's going on?
02:54It's just boys being boys.
02:57Oh, well.
02:57There goes dessert.
02:59Right.
03:00What are you going to say for yourselves?
03:04They've been winding each other up all evening.
03:06I'm really sorry.
03:08Well, I should bother both of you.
03:13What's up?
03:14Someone died?
03:15If you want to find out what's been going on, why don't you ask her?
03:19Scott?
03:20I'm sorry.
03:21Don't you touch her!
03:22Right, that's it.
03:24You're under arrest.
03:25Scott, please.
03:26You slut.
03:27You filthy little slut!
03:29Right.
03:30Okay, let's get him outside.
03:33I'm sorry.
03:36I'm sorry.
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