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00:00I'll tell you what, folks, we got the Good Housekeeping first ever.
00:02WWF Good Housekeeping matchup coming up momentarily.
00:05I can't wait.
00:06For the Intercontinental Title King.
00:08And this is the most unique match for us we've ever brought you.
00:12And here's what happened, they brought Jeff Jarrett and Chyna together.
00:17Jarrett can't beat Chyna one-on-one, so he's gonna use the guitar to put Chyna down.
00:22Look at that.
00:22There's Moolah.
00:23What are they doing?
00:24Moolah Mae Young.
00:25Come on, damn him.
00:27Man, that's pathetic, that's not funny.
00:31Here comes Debra, the referee's down, Chyna's down, Moolah's down, uh-oh.
00:37She, she hit, she, she shot McKinney, look at this.
00:43Hello, Debra just knocked out the Intercontinental Champion with his guitar.
00:49I can't have to lose the belt.
00:51No, yes, indeed, Jarrett has lost the belt.
00:56Chyna has done it.
00:57Chyna has made history.
00:59Wait a minute.
01:01Ron Pritchard is the head scab referee king, as we mentioned.
01:05Ron Pritchard is reversing the decision.
01:07This is gonna cost her big.
01:09He's the head scab.
01:11He'll have to carry like a woman's score king.
01:14But she's not leaving with the Intercontinental belt.
01:18Let's go, Chyna.
01:19Run and hide like every other woman would and should do.
01:24Jarrett has issued a challenge for Tom Pritchard and Jarrett to meet Chyna and Debra.
01:30Boy, can you believe that?
01:32If I pin you in this ring tonight, Jeff, I get my rematch at no mercy for the Intercontinental title.
01:56Chyna, you're gonna get your rematch all right, but it's gonna be the good housekeeping way.
02:04You will understand the role of a woman because I'm gonna beat you with every household appliance known to woman.
02:15If there's any woman out here tonight that wants to get their carpet clean, well, come on up in here.
02:22Jeff is sending a message from Chyna right now with this match.
02:26Jarrett is just off the page here tonight.
02:30What the hell has gotten into Jeff Jarrett?
02:35A figure for him.
02:37I'll put you all back in your place.
02:40No doubt Jarrett is sending a message loud and clear to Chyna.
02:44Jarrett will show no mercy on his challenger for the Intercontinental title.
02:49Women are weak and men are the dominant species.
02:54Jarrett just hit Chyna with a coffee urn and Chyna may be knocked unconscious here, King.
02:59Jeff Jarrett, is that a, that was a toaster, King.
03:05Chyna, Chyna's getting hers.
03:08Oh my gosh.
03:08Oh my.
03:09Into the irony board.
03:11Close line.
03:13Chyna.
03:16I'm not intimidated or afraid of anybody.
03:21Jarrett's gonna get his hair.
03:23Chyna, oh man.
03:29And Jeff Jarrett's furious.
03:31Yeah, he's getting some of his own here.
03:33He's been embarrassed, humiliated.
03:35It's about time it happened to Jarrett.
03:37Chyna, and that, that was a frying pan to the back of Jeff Jarrett's head.
03:42Wait a minute.
03:44What's he, Chyna just took Jarrett's pants off.
03:47No, she didn't.
03:49Jarrett knocked out Chyna with a toaster, and then he shoved her in that laundry bin.
03:55Chyna's in that laundry bin.
03:56Now wait, Miss Kitty's yelling, no, look at this.
03:57No, no.
03:58Chyna, it has become so painfully obvious that you still haven't learned what the role
04:05of a woman should be The first ever good housekeeping matchup, King.
04:21Did you see that?
04:21Look, look, look.
04:22He's got it.
04:23He's got the kitchen sink.
04:25Everything including the kitchen sink.
04:27Right.
04:27Will be legal to use in this Intercontinental title matchup.
04:31Look who's with him.
04:32Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
04:33Jeff Jarrett is the Intercontinental Champion.
04:36Kitty, wow.
04:37It's the good housekeeping match for the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental
04:42Championship.
04:43Introducing first, accompanied by Miss Kitty from Francisco, Tennessee.
04:48Weighing 230 pounds, the Intercontinental Champion, Jim Jarrett.
04:56Yeah, yeah, Jeff, yeah, Miss Kitty.
04:59Intercontinental title will be at stake here in this Intergender matchup.
05:04And sorry, Chyna has an opportunity to make even more history than she's already made.
05:08Look at that mock.
05:09Here in the WWF.
05:13Boy, it's not since Bobby Briggs and
05:15Billie Jean King, that's who it was.
05:17We're dating ourselves, that's dangerous.
05:19I didn't remember.
05:27The Night Wonder of the World is an extraordinary, extraordinary human being.
05:32An amazing athlete, wouldn't you like it or you don't.
05:35Is a brilliant and challenger, the Night Wonder of the World, Chyna.
05:42Wait a minute, Chyna, don't act like you know how to clean house.
05:47She once told me she wonders how the service station keeps their residence so clean.
05:51Chyna has one thing on her mind, revenge for herself.
05:56And to walk out of here as the first woman in WWF history to be the Intercontinental Champion.
06:02That is Chyna's goal.
06:04Look at Jeff, he's got the kitchen thing.
06:07Threatening to use it.
06:09I can't tell you, Chyna has no kitchen skills whatsoever.
06:11Somebody told me she'd use a can opener or open an egg.
06:16Look at Jeff.
06:17Jeff Jarrett seemingly trying to keep Chyna out of the ring here.
06:20Look at how it's starting to go.
06:24Chyna, those forearms on Jeff Jarrett, the Intercontinental title on the line.
06:27And the first thing was good housekeeping matchup.
06:33All of these kitchen utensils and household appliances are legal to use in this match.
06:39Chyna, the first woman to enter the Royal Rumble.
06:43The first woman to qualify in the King of the Ring tournament.
06:48But will she be the first woman to wear Intercontinental gold?
06:52We're gonna find out right here, right now tonight.
06:54Knocked down by Chyna.
06:56Come on, we've had one big shot with Moolah, but I can assure you,
06:59Jeff Jarrett is gonna put this woman in her place.
07:01Look out, Jeff.
07:04Not there.
07:05Chyna's an amazing athlete.
07:06So is Jarrett for that matter.
07:09No.
07:11Jarrett, the Intercontinental Champion.
07:13No way.
07:15And Chyna with a standing suplex.
07:18Can't believe it.
07:18Very impressive move by Chyna.
07:21Okay, I'll give you that.
07:22She's strong, no doubt.
07:22Hey, wait a minute, not the garbage can.
07:26Man, Chyna the garbage can.
07:29She doesn't know how to take out the trash.
07:31Right on the cranium of Jeff Jarrett.
07:32Look at Miss Kitty, she can't believe it.
07:34Get out of the way, Miss Kitty.
07:36Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
07:37I don't know if these weapons are gonna, they're gonna backfire on somebody.
07:42You gotta think.
07:42They're just household utensils.
07:44What is that?
07:46Looked like a- A stick of salami.
07:48Or something, sausage or a salami or something.
07:51I think Mae Young must have left something out here from before.
07:55I don't know if they like salami.
07:58Uh-oh, what you got now?
08:02A frying pan.
08:03From the frying pan to the fire.
08:05My goodness.
08:07Come on, Jeff.
08:10Johnny using all these- No!
08:16He's been crowned with a seat from the throne.
08:19Not exactly your kind of crown, King.
08:23Better learn to put the seat up, Jebbo.
08:27Johnny using all those objects and it's hard to,
08:29Jarrett's having a hard time getting out of the blocks here.
08:31You know, women like it when you learn to put the seat up.
08:33What's this now?
08:34Banana.
08:38What the?
08:39Well, it's got a lot of potassium in it.
08:42What is this?
08:44Ripped cream.
08:49Come on, Jeff.
08:50Boom.
08:51Well, they say to break up, to make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs.
08:56And China now.
08:57I think she's trying to make a banana split.
08:59Look at her.
09:00Good Lord.
09:01What a shot.
09:03My gosh.
09:05What a shot right in the head.
09:09I think maybe Johnny is pretty good around the house.
09:13He knows how to use the broom and what you doing now?
09:17Uh-oh.
09:17Here comes Jarrett now.
09:20Blocked it.
09:22Intercontinental Champion trying to take back over here.
09:25And China the gut shot.
09:28I can tell you from experience, that don't feel good.
09:30Uh-oh.
09:31This don't look good either.
09:33What's happening here?
09:35Not the pot.
09:37The pot called the kettle black as they say.
09:39What's she gonna do?
09:41Wait a minute, Chyna.
09:43That's all right.
09:44No.
09:45Jarrett smartly moved out of the way.
09:48And Chyna.
09:49He knocked the salami out of her.
09:51Could be over right there.
09:52One, two.
09:53And Chyna got her shoulder up.
09:57Jarrett quick to capitalize after that.
10:00He is able to move out of the way there.
10:02Let me see that again, J.R.
10:07There's another look at Chyna taking a chance.
10:09Wait, what?
10:10That didn't play off.
10:11What does Jeff Fixer do now?
10:13Trash can.
10:15Wow, what a shot.
10:17Man, Jarrett laid it out there.
10:19We're talking about laying it in with that trash can.
10:22You're right, he's not holding anything back.
10:24He's got a big, what is that?
10:25I guess she's about to have a ball.
10:27Is that a?
10:28Like a piece of fish.
10:29Yeah.
10:31He's a heart and soul, my goodness.
10:33I think it's some flounder or something.
10:35She's flat as a flounder.
10:39Chyna's floundering right now in this match.
10:42Jarrett now tossing Chyna back in the ring.
10:44Intercontinental Champion's back in control here.
10:46I smell fish, J.R.
10:49Something's fishy.
10:50Yeah, there's some flounder laying out in front of us.
10:52Uh-oh.
10:53Chyna head right into that ironing board.
10:55She may not have been pretty familiar with an ironing board before tonight,
10:58but that's another story.
10:59That's a first.
11:01Right now.
11:04Man, the velocity, the Irish whipped up Chyna all the way over the top rope to the floor.
11:11Certainly the Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett back in full control here.
11:15They're gonna make an omelet.
11:19They always say you gotta break a few eggs and make an omelet.
11:21Miss Kitty's gonna make a cake here.
11:24He's got the flour going and everything.
11:28Uh-oh, watch yourself, Chyna.
11:32And Chyna right into the face of Jeff.
11:36Miss Kitty.
11:37It may go out of the eyes of Jarrett.
11:39No, Miss Kitty too.
11:40And now Chyna throw Miss Kitty in the ring.
11:42Now wait a minute.
11:43Well, you're talking about a mismatch here.
11:45Chyna, no, wait.
11:47That's Miss Kitty.
11:47Miss Kitty's begging for her life.
11:49Get out of there, Miss Kitty.
11:54Downstairs.
11:56Jarrett went downstairs on the knee.
11:58Now Jarrett looking for the figure four.
12:00It's gonna be over right here.
12:03Jarrett looking for the figure four.
12:05He's got her, that's it.
12:06Jarrett with a figure four on Chyna.
12:10He's got it since then.
12:11I guarantee you good house keeping is wanting to buy back Chyna subscription right now.
12:16She's done, J.R.
12:17Take a fork in her, she's done.
12:21Chyna snapped that leg with a figure four.
12:24That's what he'll do.
12:24We'll break it.
12:26We'll have broken leg and limb.
12:29Chyna desperately reaching for the ropes.
12:31Her goose is cooked.
12:32She can't last much longer.
12:34It's over.
12:35And finally, Chyna got the ropes.
12:37She finally got the ropes and Jarrett's gonna break the hold.
12:41Look at Miss Kitty.
12:43Not the tongs.
12:44What are you gonna do with the tongs, J.R.?
12:48Jarrett's got some tongs all right.
12:50He's now up on the second rope.
12:52This is gonna be good.
12:53Chyna may have a hard time standing at the figure four.
12:56No!
12:58No!
13:00Chyna met Jarrett with a low blow there.
13:02She's got the tongs.
13:03She's got the tongs.
13:04She's got the tongs.
13:06No!
13:09That ain't ice, J.R.
13:11Yeah, Chyna, those tongs very strategically placed.
13:15And a shot with that trashed hand.
13:18And another one in the back.
13:22Watch the big pot.
13:26You better get out of the way, Miss Kitty.
13:28She'll make pot roast out of you.
13:30What's this?
13:30Pies?
13:34Time for dessert, no!
13:37J.R.
13:39I've never seen anything like this in my life.
13:42I'll never forget this night.
13:44And they just wasted two good pies.
13:45She's hitting with everything but the, no.
13:47Kitchen sink.
13:48She's got the kitchen sink.
13:50With the kitchen sink.
13:51Trying to hit Jarrett with the kitchen sink.
13:54One, two, three.
13:55And Jarrett kicked out.
13:58He took a hell of a shot right to the head with the kitchen sink.
14:02But he got the shoulder up.
14:03Trying to stand at everything.
14:04Miss Kitty, you all right?
14:05Come over here.
14:09What's this now?
14:10Chyna got it.
14:10It is a cake.
14:12Chyna got a cake.
14:14This takes the cake, J.R.
14:16It takes the cake, all right.
14:17Pedigree.
14:18No way.
14:19And Jarrett countered from the pedigree.
14:24And Chyna running to Teddy Long, the referee.
14:27But Chyna's cake went right into the cake.
14:29And it, uh-oh.
14:31Jarrett talking to Kitty, he wants something.
14:34He wants the belt.
14:35She's giving him the championship belt.
14:38Jarrett got the Intercontinental belt.
14:41She wants to taste that.
14:43And just nailed Chyna with it.
14:45Jarrett with the Intercontinental belt.
14:47Get to Teddy Long.
14:47Two, three.
14:48And those are three counts.
14:52I knew it.
14:53Two, three.
14:57Look at Miss Kitty, she is really celebrating.
15:00Yeah-hoo.
15:02Jarrett retains the Intercontinental title.
15:06What a match.
15:07Dr. Neyland Chyna with the Intercontinental belt.
15:12Hey, wait a minute.
15:13Hey, wait a minute.
15:14You can't take the Intercontinental Championship and win them, man.
15:18That's not a hard way.
15:21What's he saying?
15:23Wait, wait, wait.
15:24He said the championship belt is not a household item.
15:26Well, he's-
15:28Does that mean the referee's gonna restart this match or what?
15:31Wait, wait.
15:32He can't do that, Jarrett.
15:34He can't do that.
15:35He can't do that.
15:36He can't do that.
15:37He doesn't do that.
15:38He doesn't do that.
15:39He just said that-
15:39Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
15:41The referees informed me that Jeff Jarrett cannot use the Intercontinental Championship to win a match.
15:48It is not a household item.
15:50Therefore, this match must continue.
15:53It's an item around Jeff Jarrett's household.
15:55Well, the ruling here is-
15:57He wasn't to sleep.
15:57It's not a household item, it's what the ruling was.
16:01I've seen it in his house.
16:02You get in here right now.
16:04Look at Teddy Long.
16:06And Jarrett, Jarrett may put the figure four on Teddy Long.
16:10And Tony has got the guitar.
16:12Look out, Ken!
16:13Man, Tony with the guitar.
16:16That's not a household item, is it?
16:17It certainly is.
16:18I guess it is.
16:19I don't know.
16:20Let me down the count.
16:21No!
16:23And Tony has made history.
16:35China, the first woman to become the Intercontinental Champion in the World Wrestling Federation history.
16:44I knew it all along, JR.
16:46I told you, mark my word.
16:48China would be the new Intercontinental Champion.
16:50I felt it in my bones.
16:52I knew it.
16:55Well, you'll tell you what, you'll change horses in the midstream, won't you?
16:59I just knew it was gonna happen.
17:01I could feel it, JR.
17:03Well, that was as wild a match as I've ever seen.
17:07First ever good housekeeping match.
17:11Well, here's what happened.
17:12Jeff used the Intercontinental title belt to nail and get the victory over China.
17:17But then it was reversed.
17:19The match was restarted and then, look at this.
17:24Now, JR got knocked out with the guitar.
17:26I guess, is that considered a household playing or an item?
17:29I guess it is.
17:30Wait a minute.
17:31Miss Kitty is leaving with China.
17:33Hmm, I guess that he made this.
17:33It's fine.
17:33This is the final fan.
17:33This is the final fan.
17:33This is the 20th of Man with the Spider-Man.
17:33Yeah.
17:33And now, thank you.
17:34You know that we can't be right back.
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