00:00Stone Cold Steve Austin here to No Mercy.
00:03Let's take you back, ladies and gentlemen.
00:05The Intercontinental Champion, Eddie Guerrero,
00:07originally slated to be in this part of No Mercy,
00:10was injured last Monday night overall.
00:12You can see this right here.
00:14I think he had him.
00:16Oh, look at that.
00:17Pulled that hamstring.
00:18And then here's what happened earlier tonight on Heat.
00:22So I can see that you two don't want to let down
00:25your newest and bestest buddies, right?
00:27So what I'm going to do is I'm going to put you two
00:29in a tag team against Billy Gunn and Chyna,
00:32and that match will take place tonight.
00:34No mercy.
00:35And by the way, Val, get me a toasted almond.
00:37I'm starving, buddy.
00:39I'll be in my office looking at Playboy.
00:41Well, Billy, originally tonight you were scheduled
00:43for an Intercontinental matchup with Eddie Guerrero.
00:45But Eddie Guerrero is too hurt to compete.
00:48So how do you both feel about the fact that now
00:50you're in a tag team match with Val Venus and Steven Richards?
00:54Poor little Eddie hurt his leg.
00:56Well, boo-hoo.
00:58But don't worry, Coach.
00:59You see, his day is coming real soon.
01:02And Eddie and I, we're going to be real close again.
01:05We'll probably be quite intimate, too.
01:07Although it's not going to be the type of intimacy that Eddie thinks.
01:11You see, what it's going to be is my elbow and his crotch.
01:16And as far as right to censor, they just made the biggest mistakes of their lives
01:19for taking up for this rat.
01:21Because now they get introduced to the most beautiful thing
01:25in the World Wrestling Federation and Mr. Ass.
01:29And what happens tonight is these two dweebs get absolutely destroyed.
01:33Oh, boy.
01:36Oh, boy.
01:37Oh, boy.
01:38Oh, boy.
01:38Oh, boy.
01:39Oh, boy.
01:40Oh, boy.
01:40Oh, boy.
01:41Oh, boy.
01:41Oh, boy.
01:42Oh, boy.
01:43Oh, boy.
01:43Oh, boy.
01:43Oh, boy.
01:43Oh, boy.
01:44Oh, boy.
01:45Oh, boy.
01:46Oh, boy.
01:47Oh, boy.
01:51Oh, boy.
01:54Oh, boy.
01:59Oh, boy.
02:00Oh, boy.
02:01Steven Richards and Val Benas!
02:05Well you can tell by the lips on these guys' faces, they weren't ready for this.
02:08I think they were just in there talking to Andy Guerrero and maybe trying to persuade him to come to
02:13the dark side.
02:14What we do is for the majority, not the minority,
02:21the rights of censor would never think of laying our hands on a woman.
02:28Yeah, right.
02:30Unless it was absolutely necessary.
02:35And tonight at No Mercy, it is definitely necessary that we thrash that vile, disgusting sleaze, Chyna,
02:49and her rectally obsessed friend, Mr. S.
02:55What? Rectally obsessed?
02:57And it is for each and every one of you people's good.
03:05Yeah, well, thanks for nothing.
03:07Yeah, don't do us any favors there, White Sox.
03:09Dream me like a woman, dream me like a man, dream me like a woman, dream me like a woman,
03:16dream me like a woman, dream me for just a moment.
03:19Baby, there she is, and I'm part of the world.
03:22The opponent, first, the major of the world, China!
03:34Oh, my God, I really enjoyed checking out that issue of Playboy.
03:49I mean...
03:58Her partner, Mr. S.
04:03What do you think about Mr. S?
04:05He might be seeing all the material.
04:07Well, maybe some.
04:10Mexican Mr. McFully.
04:12These two.
04:14Mr. S and China will get their opportunity.
04:17And maybe shut up.
04:19I'm gonna kick the ball, because I'm a last man.
04:23I would love it.
04:24I'm here tonight on the team again.
04:27We cannot give you a valid explanation after why it's so cold.
04:31It's not here yet.
04:32I'm promising, folks, the Rattlesnake won't be here tonight.
04:41On the page, number of them, that one picture of China in the shower.
04:47You've got to admit, J.R.
04:51I'm a deep, but I've got some nice maracas.
04:54Woo-hoo!
04:54Maracas?
04:55Huh?
04:57J.R.
04:57I guess she was awesome in that pictorial.
05:02Still with it.
05:03As a matter of fact, Mr. Balvinus scores the right hand on Billy Gunn, Mr. Reyes, if you will.
05:15I'm surprised the right center didn't claim foul, but Foley kind of shoved him into this
05:21match.
05:21Now, Foley's going to be ready to prepare for it.
05:24You can't lose that claim foul.
05:26No doubt about that, I think it's getting a little antsy wondering where Austin is.
05:31Mr. McFoley's in a tough position here, the knee drop and a lateral press, as Balvinus
05:36is able to kick out before the three.
05:37Well, Foley's about like you.
05:39I guess he's pretty sure that Austin's going to be here, because he actually said if Austin
05:42didn't show up.
05:44Foley himself would come out here and raise McFoley's hand, claiming for the victory by DeBauw.
05:54I don't think so, but I don't know, I certainly think Austin's going to be here.
06:00Art Irish went by Mr. Reyes, and Steven Richards would have liked to have had a cheap shot there.
06:08Now, look at Val now.
06:09I know you'd be in from Oklahoma.
06:12What a move, Montana!
06:14That's some strength and power right there.
06:16She is awesome.
06:19Ninth one in the world, just womanhandling the Val Venus.
06:22That's what I was going to say, I know.
06:23Here we go.
06:24On the road.
06:26You'd be in from Oklahoma and you're proud of it.
06:28I know, I know that.
06:30You drive your pickup trucks and tracts and things.
06:33You see a lot of roadkill on the roads out there.
06:35Yeah.
06:37It's not necessarily a pretty sight, is it, with all those tire marks on them?
06:41Well, that's what we're doing.
06:42Squished down real flat, stone cold roadkill.
06:44Yeah.
06:45That's what you're floating down here, right?
06:46You're right!
06:47I'm telling you that you're right!
06:48I'm telling you that you're right!
06:49On the physical ass, wrestling up, Steven Richards.
06:53And Chana running running there to take a tie.
06:57Don't call roadkill is not a pretty thought, but that was a pretty sight since Steven Richards.
07:01That's on his head, yeah!
07:02Come on, Chana!
07:03Oh, yes!
07:03Chana grabbing Steven Richards by the tie.
07:05I wish he grabbed him by the tongue.
07:07Oh, this tongue may be hanging out like a redneck.
07:10Oh, damn!
07:10This is over.
07:11Here we go!
07:12Oh!
07:12It's got a great power and strength.
07:16Oh!
07:17It's amazing how women can be so beautiful.
07:19Oh!
07:20And so naked and playable.
07:22What?
07:23Where she goes and...
07:25The step in this arena is going to be so dominant.
07:28It's amazing how she can be so naked.
07:29Uh-oh.
07:30Oh, yes!
07:32Wait a minute!
07:33What the hell did that guy do?
07:35What do you have to say to get that done to you?
07:37Hey!
07:39Hey!
07:40Hey!
07:40Hey!
07:41Hey!
07:41Hey!
07:41Hey!
07:42Hey!
07:43Hey!
07:44Hey!
07:46Hey!
08:07Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:28Hey!
08:28But Steven Richards and Balvinas is not a good situation either.
08:40Billy had to know that that was going to happen.
08:43Everybody's going to prime up for size as far as that rotator death surgery is concerned.
08:49And now Steven who professes to do everything right with their teeth shots,
08:54very hypocritical are these right-to-center members.
08:59Let's keep their shirt tail tucked in.
09:01I can't keep my tucked in just walking around.
09:03These guys staying while they're running.
09:06There's exchange, tag made.
09:09With Mr. Harris sufficiently put down,
09:11Steven was more than happy to accept the tag.
09:16That's a shoulder again.
09:17Double slant right on the arm, right on the shoulder.
09:20And trying to very concerned look as she should.
09:23Do something, China.
09:25Get in there.
09:29Arm bar fly by Steven Richards.
09:31Come on.
09:32Do this as I guess the pressure is on the elbow.
09:34Come on, man.
09:35Come on, man.
09:36Come on, man.
09:36Let's do this.
09:37There we go.
09:39He's pulling on that shoulder.
09:40He's got to pull it.
09:42Pull the gun's shoulder right under the socket.
09:48He's right in the center, guys.
09:50They don't care about the crowd.
09:51They're planning to care about everybody.
09:53But I don't think they care about anybody.
09:57And this capacity crowd has been sold out for several months.
10:01Come on, man.
10:04I'm going to go.
10:05And Mr. Harris looking for something that can work the ways.
10:07Using his free right hand as best he can.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:14We got a DDT.
10:15DDT is right.
10:16Come on, man.
10:18Come on, man.
10:18Come on.
10:19And now, Valvinas imploring Steven to make the tag.
10:24Steven Richardson's got white socks and yellow teeth.
10:28That's a quarter clash.
10:30Yeah.
10:31He's going to wear a brown tie.
10:33Should I move the other way around?
10:34Yeah.
10:36What do you think?
10:37Do you ever think?
10:38Oh, yes.
10:39Keep doing that.
10:40Trying to set the tag.
10:44That was you ready to test.
10:46Graham.
10:47I can't help it.
10:48Every time I look at China, there we go.
10:50Look at Playboy.
10:51Oh, yeah.
10:52Valvinas going around the clothesline.
10:54Oh, yeah.
10:54One more time.
10:55And China.
10:57She's in the forwards right to the face of Valvinas.
11:01And the all-play.
11:02Oh, what bad Valvinas.
11:04I love this move.
11:06I love this move.
11:06Well, that is for now, though.
11:10And Steven, look at where clothesline are.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:15Famouser.
11:16A little roll under the Famouser.
11:18And now, Mr. Ass and China, able to focus on Valvinas.
11:25Man, how big it was.
11:27Running neck-breaker by China, taking down Valvinas.
11:30Teamwork here.
11:32Oh, man.
11:33Wait a minute.
11:34Oh, this man's good, brother.
11:35Two other members of Robinson Center.
11:37Yes!
11:38Yes!
11:38Coming out here.
11:39Well, obviously, we're not going to get our own survive.
11:41I've got to get a lot of value.
11:42For that time, it's a pass, though.
11:44It's about to get a lot of man here.
11:45Number one on.
11:46And it's Mr. Ass up from Bole the Goodfather.
11:50Now, wait a minute.
11:51And it's trying to get Calvary.
11:54But it's only for that one.
11:55And Eddie Verrano has hit ton of from behind.
11:59And finally gave her five.
12:01And that's what I've got.
12:04And Eddie Verrano hit ton of the side.
12:07Here I am.
12:09Here I am.
12:09Here I am.
12:10Here I am.
12:10Here I am.
12:10Here I am.
12:11Here I am.
12:12Here I am.
12:13Here I am.
12:14Here I am.
12:15And Eddie Verrano is starting with a good father and Bole the King on the inside.
12:19He didn't see Eddie Verrano sneak in like a thief in the night.
12:24And hit his face.
12:25Save the fire.
12:27I think he did.
12:28He made a statement with it.
12:29Wait a minute.
12:30Look at this.
12:31Oh, for the lead of teeth.
12:34Looks like a lead pipe or something.
12:36Look at the stem on that one.
12:38Watch out.
12:39That's going to have some huge thorns.
12:40The blue was up that rose.
12:43That was a red pipe that Eddie Verrano used to nail China, who was about to deliver a pedigree
12:50of all things.
12:51Look at that.
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