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00:00:06a lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school honestly nothing good
00:00:34thank you my friend
00:01:00and I've got such a long way to go
00:01:04such a long way to go
00:01:05to make it to the border of Mexico
00:01:08so I'll ride like the wind
00:01:12ride like the wind
00:01:15I'll ride like the wind
00:01:18I'll ride like the wind
00:01:20I'll ride like the wind
00:01:47I'll ride like the wind
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:24Shh.
00:02:28Go back.
00:02:35Ah!
00:02:38Come on!
00:02:51Come on!
00:02:57Just go!
00:02:58Come here!
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:15Ah!
00:03:18Oh, my...
00:03:21Oh, shit.
00:03:33I'm just...
00:03:33...
00:03:50Oh, my God!
00:03:54Oh, my God!
00:03:55Ah!
00:03:55Oh, my God!
00:04:14Oh, shit!
00:04:35There we go.
00:05:00There we go.
00:05:32There we go.
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:24Oh, sure.
00:06:57Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ for giving us our daily bread and for giving us our trespasses.
00:07:02And, Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the
00:07:08pure evil that's born across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United States
00:07:14of America.
00:07:14Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right.
00:07:23All right.
00:07:23Pass the eggs.
00:07:25This is our address.
00:07:29Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Uh, yeah.
00:07:32As long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:39Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:51God bless.
00:07:52Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:16God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:40I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:30Oh, shit!
00:09:32Hey, Faso!
00:09:32USA!
00:09:33Hey, USA!
00:09:34USA!
00:09:35USA!
00:09:36USA!
00:09:36USA!
00:09:38USA!
00:09:39USA!
00:09:40USA!
00:09:42USA!
00:09:43Oh!
00:10:06USA!
00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:29I had to leave behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change actually, thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey.
00:12:01How are you?
00:12:02You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah.
00:12:05I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have like 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No.
00:12:18You did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe me
00:12:30$43,887,000.
00:12:37Uh, $43,000,000.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:48And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:08Oh, there you go.
00:13:09Oh, there you go.
00:13:34Swallow.
00:13:35Um, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que si.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:58The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:52The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks.
00:14:57You die.
00:15:28Hey, put your ass in the car.
00:15:30Okay, we gotta cross by three.
00:15:58Yo.
00:15:59Sorry.
00:16:00Don't, man.
00:16:01I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, alright?
00:16:06Breathe through it.
00:16:09Damn.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:34Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:44Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45That's me.
00:16:47Faye Valentine?
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:16:53Go.
00:17:02Go.
00:17:04Go.
00:17:04Go.
00:17:05I'm going to go to the airport.
00:17:097701-270.
00:17:117701-270.
00:17:128701-270.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Lori!
00:17:53Harley!
00:17:53She's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer.
00:17:56It's in the dishwasher.
00:17:58My man.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:07Just where are you going?
00:18:08I'm an accident.
00:18:10You better get to mucking.
00:18:16And that, ladies and gentlemen,
00:18:19is how fentanyl is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son
00:18:38Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred.
00:18:44But I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, right?
00:18:48Here's the roof.
00:18:49You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:54Praise the Lord.
00:18:57I had done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
00:19:00And somehow ended up their number one mule.
00:19:04Unless we finally found something good.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:31He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What's safe?
00:19:40The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados.
00:19:44And you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:56What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:59Uh, I don't know. Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt?
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:31and bombed all around for a time.
00:20:36Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:40at a sign that red sun set and vines.
00:20:45The big cars and the views...
00:20:47The city is crumbling.
00:20:48Crime is out of control.
00:20:50No, no.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:56Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01All right.
00:21:02Here we go.
00:21:03You stay in trouble.
00:21:04Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:08I wonder.
00:21:10Hey, babe, how are you?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:19Yo, Howard.
00:21:19It's Bennett.
00:21:20Open up.
00:21:26Whee!
00:21:27Hey.
00:21:28How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, I don't know.
00:21:31It was great.
00:21:31I just got to hang out with Gia, and she's doing good.
00:21:34She's like top of her class.
00:21:35So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes, Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:43But it always came with a lecture.
00:21:45What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest about what I'd been up to,
00:21:51I'd be vague.
00:21:52Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future,
00:21:56because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated, like AI.
00:22:02They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh,
00:22:13these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:15Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off.
00:22:19But yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:20I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23It was like six kids,
00:22:25and they lived on a farm with like a bunch of animals,
00:22:28and no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people
00:22:35I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Because they're in a cult.
00:22:38Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like if I grew up religious,
00:22:46maybe my life would be better.
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:10I've been really busy.
00:23:11Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work like seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours don't really line up,
00:23:29so it's hard.
00:23:31Well, just like pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:33It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:35He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
00:23:46Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:54People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly,
00:24:11what we do at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:31Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
00:24:41How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:47The one with the waggly tail.
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become tick-tock famous.
00:24:56How much is that doggy in the window?
00:24:59I do hope that doggy is for sale.
00:25:14Very nice, Miss Cass. Very nice, Miss Cassie.
00:25:19Andört.
00:25:19Weak-o-weak-o-weak-o-weak-o-weak-o-weak-o.
00:25:29So I go to work all day.
00:25:31I come home, and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just creating content.
00:25:38There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana. You work for the two of us.
00:25:47She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good at both.
00:25:51I pay her to do one. Get to work.
00:25:54Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:10People make money doing this.
00:26:12Think about what you're saying. What you're actually saying.
00:26:15How much is that doggie in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggie?
00:26:20I'm the doggie.
00:26:21All right, so you're for sale.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggie.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like one.
00:26:43I'm blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:45I am growing my following.
00:26:46This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:27:07Just sit.
00:27:14You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Well, I have only remodeled the living room.
00:27:22Or the kitchen.
00:27:23Or the master en suite.
00:27:24Oh.
00:27:25Maybe we will.
00:27:26But right now, I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:31Well, it takes money to make money.
00:27:34Then let me chip in.
00:27:35No.
00:27:44You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:58How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We've got to put on a shower.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:10But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard it is
00:28:14to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:31Fuck.
00:28:35Fuck.
00:28:40Fuck.
00:28:52How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53Hey, how are you?
00:28:53Nice to see you.
00:28:54What's going on?
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:56I know.
00:28:57It's busy.
00:28:57It's all happening.
00:28:59I got an A-plus-plus team working around me.
00:29:01You know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:106,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast-forward 10 years from now,
00:29:17it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life,
00:29:22and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier
00:29:25end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're gonna offer dignity and care
00:29:31when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:34I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly
00:29:37before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:47Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:48We're gonna make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could
00:29:52and could not post on social media,
00:29:55castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:58I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements
00:30:04or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:07I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:11See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:17I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait.
00:30:23Are you really considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:25Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:40Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:46They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying,
00:30:50Good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:56People just want to feel special.
00:31:03Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:26Hey, Joey.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:37Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:39No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:01Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:05You ready?
00:32:07Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors,
00:32:11including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Nights.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:48Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:51Gorgeous.
00:32:53What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:03Spinner.
00:33:04Spinner.
00:33:04Kiss her.
00:33:05Then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:07And action!
00:33:12You're drunk.
00:33:16I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:22Good note.
00:33:24And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut?
00:33:27That was the day.
00:33:28Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:5390's job appeared more glamrs than it was.
00:33:56Most days she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03Spencer's office this is Maddie speaking. Hi. Yeah, please smoke. I have Annie online too. I'll take it.
00:34:15Darling, how are you? How's Guatemala? I was just about to call you.
00:34:26She had good relationships with the town. How long do I have to stay at this thing? Stop pouting. You're
00:34:30getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie. Do I have to stay for the whole thing? Give me a
00:34:34fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything. Five grand for the night.
00:34:49Good money. If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:55Thank you, Ms. Marcia. Thank you. The first step I get, right? Like I'm powerless over my addiction, my life's
00:35:02manageable, fine.
00:35:03Step two, only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity. Fine. I get it. But step three, I
00:35:11just... that's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy. You believe in something greater than yourself. That something is God, God is good, that is that.
00:35:25You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:29But I did meet this family and, um, they're super religious and just, like, so happy. And it just made
00:35:37me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier, that's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do? Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That would be a start.
00:35:46Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What's that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something like that?
00:35:55That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look, you're talking about the Israelites. They were on the run. That was the main thing, all right? It
00:36:04wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06But being gay is a distraction.
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction. Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:16Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20Hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:25Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they'd just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God, what are you writing? A romance novel? It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33I'm talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:36I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:42Dude.
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:46Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Yay, okay.
00:36:49I get it.
00:36:50You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this? What about that? All kinds of mistranslations, you know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:01You either have faith or you don't have faith. Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:09Okay, I'm sold. I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20Goddamn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no. Ali, you said it yourself. Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:31The miracles have begun.
00:37:34Amen.
00:37:35Hallelujah.
00:37:40All right.
00:37:48The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void. And darkness was
00:38:07on the face of the deep. And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. Then
00:38:15God said, let there be light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard. Lori needs you.
00:38:33Uh, yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:38:46Bye-bye.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Hi-bye.
00:38:57My name is Jan.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:02Hey-bye.
00:39:03Hey-bye.
00:39:05Hey-bye.
00:39:05Hey-bye.
00:39:09Hey-bye.
00:39:11Hey-bye.
00:39:22Yo, hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me? Really?
00:39:29Yeah, you.
00:39:30Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:32Hey.
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for fast.
00:39:42You don't just do a lot.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:44It's really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:58Ta-da!
00:40:01Good job.
00:40:06Wish me luck.
00:40:07Fine.
00:40:10Ha ha.
00:40:18No!
00:40:20No!
00:40:21No!
00:40:23No!
00:41:52What the fuck?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:07What the fuck?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs.
00:42:11Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21For sure.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:54Yeah.
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Thank you, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:29Yo, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:32Yeah, it's up the stairs to the right.
00:43:34Actually, you do it.
00:43:36No, no.
00:43:37Do it.
00:43:38Is he talking?
00:43:39No, no.
00:43:41That's great.
00:43:56Lucky.
00:44:00Asshole.
00:44:10Oh shit, sorry.
00:44:12Actually, could you help me?
00:44:16Of course I can.
00:44:17Yeah, no problem.
00:44:18Thank you so much.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:33Oh yeah?
00:44:33It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:36Well...
00:44:38If it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:43You think so?
00:44:44Hell yeah.
00:44:45All right.
00:44:46There you go.
00:44:48No problem.
00:44:50So...
00:44:50How do you know Elmo?
00:45:00Yeah, it's fine.
00:45:01Do you know what Vamos in Korea?
00:45:02Oh...
00:45:03You know what?
00:45:05What if au...
00:45:06plant this one?
00:45:08All theuçs.
00:45:16What if we leave your
00:45:21I come apart
00:45:23But I can't
00:45:26Something
00:45:27Don't miss my way
00:45:30I come apart
00:45:35I've been to you
00:45:39Gonna keep moving
00:45:41Gonna pull it down
00:45:44I come apart
00:45:46I'm on getting down
00:45:48And I'm pretty good
00:45:52Oh, I got a little touch
00:45:54Oh, shit
00:45:56Oh, hey, I'm very good
00:45:58Listen
00:46:03She works for Lori
00:46:16You walk up into my house
00:46:19Dance with my girls
00:46:22And you don't even introduce yourself
00:46:24I'm so sorry
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
00:46:32Got that new bash, man
00:46:40This will hit the spot
00:46:51I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason
00:46:57This is my little slice of heaven
00:46:59Yeah, well, some of these girls
00:47:02Demons
00:47:04Ask as I hand select them
00:47:06Oh, yeah?
00:47:07What business are you in?
00:47:09What the fuck is you, girl?
00:47:10FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious
00:47:18I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth
00:47:23More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy
00:47:34Oh, shit, my men
00:47:37Hell yeah
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now
00:47:46I've seen it
00:47:47Pussy
00:47:49That thing between your legs
00:47:51Got a Mr. Powell
00:47:53So I figured
00:47:54I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register
00:48:00Ka-ching
00:48:02Ka-ching
00:48:05Couple motherfucking shit
00:48:08Oh, man, well, I came to right fucking house then
00:48:11That's right
00:48:12I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
00:48:15I own and operate five of the dirtiest
00:48:19Most delectable strip clubs in the state of California
00:48:22Fully nude
00:48:23And I always lewd
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:28Yes
00:48:30Okay, I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here
00:48:35That's like my dream job
00:48:37Owen
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a Owen?
00:48:41No, man, no, no, no, no
00:48:42I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:52Or troublemaking?
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both
00:48:55I see you
00:48:56You're a gay one, huh?
00:49:03I bet you run them bitches like a nigger, don't you?
00:49:07What?
00:49:09CB, we got a freak up in here
00:49:13I'm begging you
00:49:14Hire me
00:49:15Come on, man
00:49:17Please
00:49:18Don't you work for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world
00:49:26Well, little lady
00:49:28That's the beauty of this country we call America
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves
00:49:37That's right, babies
00:49:39That's right
00:49:40That's right
00:49:41That's right
00:49:42Show daddy
00:49:43Does he always like this?
00:49:45Look away
00:49:46Oh
00:49:48Okay
00:50:25How's the food?
00:50:29It's good
00:50:30Great
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:40Yeah
00:50:40Good
00:50:45So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:51What part?
00:50:55Florals
00:50:56Jesus Christ
00:50:58So I have an idea
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000
00:51:05I understand
00:51:06$5,000, fine
00:51:08But $50,000 on something that's gonna die in a couple of days
00:51:14That's insane
00:51:15Well
00:51:18I might have a solution
00:51:21Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No
00:51:24Is it less money?
00:51:28No
00:51:28And there's no discussion?
00:51:34What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money?
00:51:43I can make it
00:51:47Doing what?
00:51:51So I've kind of actually been doing some research
00:51:56And there is a way
00:51:59To make a lot of money really fast
00:52:04How?
00:52:08Only fans
00:52:15The porn website
00:52:17See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform
00:52:20You actually just
00:52:21You want to do porn?
00:52:24Well, if you would just let me finish
00:52:27It's really fascinating
00:52:28You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:34I will if I have to
00:52:41Absolutely not
00:52:43No
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem
00:52:49Cause
00:52:51I didn't wait my entire life
00:52:53To have a ghetto wedding
00:52:54So
00:52:58So what
00:52:58What are you trying to say?
00:53:00That
00:53:01Maybe we
00:53:03Shouldn't have a wedding
00:53:04If you can't afford
00:53:07A wedding
00:53:11I'm treading water right now
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers
00:53:17Till I get the fucking environmental survey
00:53:19I got interest rates
00:53:20The regulations
00:53:21The planning and zoning commissions
00:53:23Trying to fuck me in the ass
00:53:24And Kurt
00:53:25Oh, Kurt's not sure
00:53:27If now's the right time to invest
00:53:29Then maybe it's not the
00:53:31Right time to get married
00:53:34Baby
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way
00:53:39I just
00:53:40I just need to get to the starting line
00:53:45The starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view
00:53:47It is in view
00:53:49We are so close
00:53:50We're so close
00:53:53This is going to be our moment
00:53:55My moment is
00:53:56Walking down that aisle
00:53:59Surrounded by my friends
00:54:02Family
00:54:02And $50,000 worth of flowers
00:54:27What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones
00:54:51You promised me
00:54:53You're not going to show those
00:54:54And your pretty face
00:54:56And your pretty face
00:54:56At the same time
00:55:03Tish?
00:55:17Just lace with Fentany
00:55:31She sent you
00:55:34Sabotage my shit
00:55:36Is that what she did?
00:55:37She put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God
00:55:39I just
00:55:39I gave you what they gave me
00:55:40I didn't pack it
00:55:41I didn't open it
00:55:42I had no idea
00:55:45I mean if I did
00:55:46I mean if I did why the fuck
00:55:46Would I stay here?
00:55:49You tell me
00:55:52It's going to sound fucking stupid now
00:55:53But I just
00:55:55When we were talking
00:55:58I thought that
00:56:00I thought that
00:56:01I don't know
00:56:01Maybe God brought us together
00:56:05God?
00:56:06Yeah
00:56:06I mean
00:56:07I don't want to be working for Lori
00:56:10She's got me swallowing balloons
00:56:11The size of golf balls
00:56:13And like
00:56:13Packing my intestines
00:56:14And going across the border
00:56:15It's fucking hell on earth
00:56:17And it's over some shit
00:56:18I did in high school
00:56:19Wait
00:56:20Did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga
00:56:22She talking about high school
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase
00:56:25In high school
00:56:26And then like
00:56:27My mom found it
00:56:28And she flushed it down the toilet
00:56:29I mean I'm not like
00:56:30Blaming my mom
00:56:31Obviously
00:56:31Because I should have hit it better
00:56:32But the point is
00:56:33Lori came back
00:56:34And she said that
00:56:35I owed her $100,000
00:56:36And I have been paying
00:56:37For that single fucking mistake
00:56:39Ever since
00:56:41So
00:56:44You know
00:56:44When you started talking about
00:56:46How in America
00:56:47You can reinvent yourself
00:56:48I thought
00:56:50I don't know
00:56:51Maybe this is God
00:56:54Maybe this is God
00:56:55Like the hand of God
00:56:57At work
00:56:58You know
00:56:59Giving me something
00:56:59To look forward to
00:57:00Or like
00:57:01Some kind of hope
00:57:02That
00:57:04One day
00:57:07I could
00:57:10You know
00:57:11I could also have
00:57:11My own little size of heaven
00:57:17So you believe in God
00:57:21Kiss her
00:57:28Well let's see if he believes in you
00:57:38I don't miss Batари
00:57:39Being
00:57:57There's no
00:57:58You're supposed to work
00:57:58You're not
00:57:58You're
00:57:58Need to
00:57:58You're
00:57:58You're
00:57:59You're
00:57:59You're
00:57:59You're
00:57:59I'm
00:57:59You're
00:57:59You're
00:58:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:51I'd stay real still.
00:59:15Oh, my God.
00:59:33Oh, my God.
01:00:07Oh, my God.
01:00:12God did make the little green apples, and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:23And when myself is feeling low, I look across the face of glow to ease my mind.
01:00:34Oh, my God.
01:00:41Oh, my God.
01:00:48Oh, my God.
01:00:49Oh, my God.
01:00:57Oh, my God.
01:01:26Oh, my God.
01:01:34Oh, my God.
01:01:43Oh, my God.
01:01:52Oh, my God.
01:01:52Oh, my God.
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