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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:01No!
00:02Maybe I, uh...
00:03I do move in with you.
00:04I love you.
00:05I love you too.
00:09We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:10Start our life together as husband and wife.
00:12What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:16If I do this more!
00:17Put your hands on a woman!
00:18Fuck's wrong!
00:19We will help you to do whatever you need to.
00:22Even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever going to tell me what happened between the two of you?
00:34No!
00:35I'm getting away with my wife!
00:36Did you work today, right?
00:38I did a lot of work.
00:39I didn't know how to fight you.
00:42You two don't talk or something?
00:43I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00No!
01:00You need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:15Oh no!
01:16Yeah, I have a theory.
01:17Wait.
01:17That's how landlord artists flirt?
01:19Yes.
01:19By doing mean to you.
01:21By doing mean to live streaming?
01:21That was a way of letting you know.
01:22Well that's traumatic.
01:23Sounds great.
01:24Traumatic for you but like, you know.
01:25Traumatic but like cool, like as a thing.
01:27This is a good story to tell.
01:27Absolutely.
01:28This is what it's for.
01:30This is all for this moment.
01:32Everything led us to here.
01:34Wow.
01:34That's incredible.
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36I'll be right back.
01:37Okay.
01:37I'll be right back.
01:43I'll be right back.
01:54I'll be right back.
01:58Oh.
01:58Don't send a text.
02:00Please.
02:00Don't do it.
02:01Please.
02:02Don't do it.
02:03Don't send a text.
02:04Please.
02:04Don't send a text.
02:06Please.
02:07Don't do it.
02:08Don't do it.
02:09Please don't do it.
02:12Don't send a text.
02:14Please.
02:14Please.
02:17Thank God.
02:18Oh yeah.
02:19Didn't send a text yet.
02:22Oh no.
02:23Earn claws.
02:23I'm good all by myself.
02:25Yeah.
02:26Wow.
02:26Now, I don't have to hear you yap anymore, nah. I don't care that you're engaged, go to hell, huh.
02:35If you call me, I'll ignore and sit my ass down. Seriously, if I see it, I'll be hanging up.
02:44Yeah, I got no worries leaving you back behind where you belong.
02:51I'm dancing, I'm prancing, I'm dancing all alone, please leave me alone. Check it out, I'm not sad. I'm dancing,
02:59oh, oh. I'm done catching feelings, I'll be pushing them down, down, down, down.
03:07Wash it out, I throw my heart away. It's low, it's fine, I'm fine. No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:19I don't wanna see you no more. This guy is my new friend, new friend, wow.
03:35Shit.
03:37Shit.
03:56Shit.
04:18Shit.
04:21Shit.
04:25What's your name?
04:27What's your name?
04:27What's your name?
04:28What's your name?
04:30What's your name?
04:34I did it.
04:34I did it.
04:37Hey, you guys are good.
04:39Okay.
06:10Oh.
06:10Are you tired of bringing regular seltzers that just don't fit the vibe?
06:15Introducing four new bold flavors that are fueling...
06:18Oh, my trip was amazing.
06:27The best part?
06:28Ibiza.
06:29And then we went to Barcelona.
06:31So would you recommend the spaguet?
06:33I just got back from Paris and I was eating croissant.
07:03Oh, yeah.
07:04Yeah, these, yeah, I...
07:04Yo, that's how you say it.
07:11Oh, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
07:12Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, do you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17And it's actually taken from the Indian word.
07:20Like, it's like a Sanskrit.
07:23Yo, I...
07:24Yeah, go, left.
07:28Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's.
07:31Because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:36Tandoori kebab.
07:37Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:39Bro, what?
07:40Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42I've seen you have this good chicken, man.
07:43I'm just using...
07:45...and not hanging out with you guys anymore.
07:47How about that?
07:47Shut up.
07:49What's up?
07:49Boy, boy.
08:01I don't know.
08:23Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:35What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:42Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the Satanic Temple, too?
08:45You know what?
08:45Mop all you want, but Satanism is beautiful.
08:49Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and cast,
08:52and you can rave all night and connect to a higher power
08:56and realize we're all one.
08:57It's not like sick-y and dark mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different fun.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:05Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:06You good?
09:08Yeah, I'm fine.
09:09I'm just tired.
09:10Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story,
09:12and now he's down bad.
09:14A story?
09:14Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17Yeah, whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:30It's been five fucking years already.
09:32Well, it's only been a year, okay?
09:33And it's not that easy.
09:36She was special.
09:37Yeah, says the guy that's smashing a different hinge girl
09:39every other night.
09:40Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch
09:45and enjoy yourself?
09:46Yo, Sonny.
09:46What?
09:47I opened up my doors to all these people
09:49out of the goodness of my heart?
09:50Look, even fucking Nav is here.
09:52Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't tell us Nav?
09:56Yo, my bungee from another pingee.
10:00What's good?
10:02I'm learning Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:07I keep doing.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09See, I'm just going to steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, Dave.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like Tamo guys aren't the same.
10:21Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that Seltzer PR package yet?
10:25Uh, I don't think so.
10:27Whatever, man.
10:28Just tag the minute, okay?
10:30Post the can and tell them how you Seltz with pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off and he'll freaking smile.
10:38High energy.
10:39I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:43All right, all right.
10:52Where did you go to the phone?
10:54It's 14 hours.
10:56You don't have to pay for it, man.
10:58You can do it with another phone.
11:06What is this?
11:06Oh, thank you.
11:08Very nice.
11:14I'll get the cups.
11:31I'll get the cups.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:57Fun?
12:14Nice, brother.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15Yeah.
12:27Do you want me to do this?
12:33My love, my love
12:33My love
12:34What did you do?
12:35My love
12:36My love
12:37My love
12:38My love
12:38My love
12:38Selfie
12:39My love
12:44My
12:45My
12:45My
12:45My
12:47My
12:53Pizza
12:54Now we're really having fun
12:56Oh
13:00Fucking blockchain technology, right?
13:02Think about it like this
13:03Because it's so fucking secure
13:05The government's all these fucking ages are trying to get into your fucking account
13:09They can't
13:10Because the encryption
13:12Right?
13:13So what you want to fucking do to create generational wealth?
13:16Right?
13:17Fucking buy at the bottom
13:18You buy Boogecoin
13:20Crazy fucking investment
13:21I'm telling you, it's fucking sick
13:23Gotta fucking get into it
13:25Sorry for swearing
13:26I'm fucking
13:27Excited about fucking crypto is sick
13:29Yo, Jasmine's world, bro
13:31What's good, bro?
13:32You haven't posted something like a month, bro
13:34I suppose it's only two weeks ago
13:35Nah, nah, but you had to post something good
13:37You know what I'm saying?
13:38Like the streets are waiting my jeep
13:40Yo, you seen this uh
13:41This Prem guy?
13:42Yo, let's put some good stuff
13:44Might even take your spot
13:45If you don't get on it, bro
13:46Yo, pull up your phone real quick
13:48I'll show you, I'll show you
13:49Yeah, yeah, search up
13:49P-R-E-M Prem Prem
13:51Yeah, yeah
13:52That one right there
13:53Yo, watch that one
13:54And hell yeah
13:55Yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza
13:58Yo, tell him to run
13:59Yo, this has 3 million views
14:01And he just posted it yesterday
14:03Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun
14:06But it is important to celebrate our differences
14:08Because
14:09Frame means love
14:10Frame out
14:13Oh, yo
14:16Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
14:19Yo, yo, let's watch Taiwan though
14:21Right there
14:21I'm gonna teach you how to make
14:22The most amazing bookalicious routine
14:24Baby, stop looking at me
14:25Yeah
14:26Hey, boy
14:27I'm not on the menu
14:29Hey, yo
14:30Yo, everyone, listen
14:31Listen up
14:33Can I have your attention, please?
14:35First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight
14:39Big thank you to Mummy G
14:41For the pakorde
14:42And shout out Neil
14:44Who ate two trains
14:48Last but not least
14:50Give it up for my man
14:52Just me
14:57Yo, just me
14:58Where you at? Come on out
15:01Just me
15:05Yo, just me
15:06Just me
15:07Just me
15:07Just me
15:08Oh, that guy?
15:09He left
15:11Left? What do you mean left?
15:12I don't know, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick
15:14And dip
15:15Yeah, he looked pretty depressed
15:17You guys might want to check the local bridges
15:19Water towers
15:20Nearest tall building maybe
15:22Point straight to Boyceville
15:23This car's still here
15:25Where the fuck is he?
15:26I checked the pool house
15:26Nothing
15:27I went to the neighbors
15:28They don't even know who he is
15:29Why would the neighbors know who he is?
15:31Okay, let's roll out
15:32Wait, wait, wait, wait
15:33None of us should be driving
15:34I'm tipsy as fuck
15:35Wait
15:35Wait
15:37Who the fuck are you two?
15:38Get the fuck away from my car
15:39Who invited you?
15:41Being the boss
15:41What the fuck?
15:43Oh, we could take my bike
15:44What?
15:44Or your neighbor's helicopter
15:46You don't have to fly a fucking helicopter
15:48Yes I do, bro
15:49It's um
15:51It's X to go up and then
15:53Right, of course
15:53Circle to go down
15:54Uh-huh
15:55R1 is shoot
15:56So don't fucking press R1
15:58Are you fucking for real?
16:00First of all
16:01Both of you fucking relax
16:02Yeah, it's super relaxing
16:04Getting in a car with a drunken idiot
16:05I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk
16:07Because I know I'm drunk
16:09I'm actually way more focused on the road
16:12What?
16:12You could say I'm a better driver drunk
16:14Than I ever am so
16:17That makes sense to me
16:18I can't believe your dumb faces
16:19Are the last thing I'm gonna see
16:20Sonny!
16:21Get out
16:22I'll be doing car save up
16:23Bro, where the fuck did you come from?
16:25I was taking a piss in the woods
16:27We have washrooms in the house
16:28You're fucking Jinanya doing coke in the bathroom
16:30And I'm fucking wrong
16:31Get the fuck out
16:32You're fucking ugly, bro
16:34Look how fucking drunk you are
16:35Yo, what are you guys saying?
16:36Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
16:38Look how fucking ripped he is, bro
16:39I drive better drunk, trust me
16:41Alright, where are we going?
16:42Oh, maybe he's emo eating at the spot
16:44Let's fucking roll
16:49So, uh, therapy, how's that going?
16:52I don't know, it's a lot
16:53Kinda lost myself after the whole Hummer thing
16:56I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract
16:59Mmm, he's probably your son
17:01Yo, no signage of speed
17:03I don't even think he came here
17:04But I did grab hella shit
17:06Chili chicken
17:07Hakka chow mein
17:08Ginger fish
17:09You guys are chili paneer too, right?
17:11I'm vegetarian
17:12Shit, I'll be right back
17:14No, Sonny, you already took forever
17:16We gotta go
17:17What do you want from me? He's hungry
17:18Yo, Sonny
17:19Chill
17:19Sonny
17:20Sonny
17:21Sonny
17:22Great, no one's here
17:23He goes to the lake to clear his head, I don't know
17:26You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
17:28Absolutely not
17:29There's only one way of consuming thong, bro
17:31That's too fucking ragadah
17:32Think about it
17:33You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there
17:36Yo
17:37What the fuck did I say?
17:41Sorry, sorry, sorry
17:49No, he wouldn't
17:51Wait, could he have?
17:53Wait, could he have?
17:54Wait, could he have?
18:19Nothing else
18:20Nobody at all
18:21I know Manvi's away on vacation
18:24But I know you two have a lot of family, people coming by
18:28You know, did anyone come by?
18:30Maybe they came through the basement
18:31Or the back door is sometimes open
18:34Sometimes people get old and they look different
18:37Strange relatives
18:38Anyone?
18:39Anyone?
18:40Okay
18:41What is this all, Tamasha?
18:43What she's trying to ask badly
18:45Did just me come by?
18:46Why?
18:47Is he okay?
18:48Did you call him?
18:49Yeah, no, no, no, auntie
18:50He's fine
18:51He's just
18:51He's not picking up his phone
18:53Why would he not pick up your calls?
18:55Did something happen?
18:57No, no, no, no, no
18:58He was just with us earlier, but he
19:00He
19:01Forgot something at home
19:03And went to go pick it up
19:05So maybe we thought he meant this home
19:09Yeah
19:10Jamie, we know a placard kuga
19:15I
19:16I
19:16Pretty hot
19:20She's kind of hot
19:21She's hot
19:30I'm just getting hot
19:32She's hot
19:46I
19:50Don't
19:51I
19:52Don't
19:52No
19:52Oh
19:53Oh
20:04Hello?
20:09Hello?
20:12Is everything okay?
20:16You alright?
20:23Oh, hey, man.
20:27Just breathe?
20:28Wait, what are you doing here?
20:31Is this real? Are you real?
20:35Yeah, I'm real.
20:37What are you doing here?
20:39Are you living in your car?
20:50You see that house down the street?
20:55That was the house, man.
20:58The house that Mia bought me.
21:01We're supposed to move into before...
21:03Before she ripped my heart out of my chest and just...
21:10Now it's standing there.
21:12Unfinished.
21:14Just like my hopes and dreams.
21:18Okay.
21:19You can still finish the house, man.
21:21You can move in yourself.
21:23You think I have money like that anymore?
21:26You think I'm not losing bidding war to Chad GPT?
21:31Us realtors?
21:32We're washed, man.
21:34Do you know how that feels, Mr. Dollar of You?
21:39Look, man.
21:42I got my heart broken, too.
21:44And what's worse is...
21:46She's back with her ex.
21:49And she's engaged.
21:52It sucks, man. I know.
21:54It's weird how fast things change.
21:57It's tough to keep up.
21:59Like...
22:00How am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when...
22:03Everyone's an influencer, just pumping out a bunch of nothing.
22:06I feel washed.
22:10But I...
22:11Just breathed by it all.
22:14Had a plan.
22:17Marriage.
22:18Kids.
22:19Run for Mayor Brampton.
22:21Kids.
22:22Hit a million followers and...
22:23More kids.
22:24Uh, yeah, look.
22:25Sometimes you don't need a plan.
22:28Okay?
22:28Sometimes you just...
22:29Need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
22:34Look, man.
22:36You're a smart guy, alright?
22:38And as much as I hate to admit it,
22:40there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
22:43But this...
22:44Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
22:47It's pathetic.
22:49So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
23:00Oh, shit!
23:02I just realized something.
23:04You're a brother.
23:06My brother.
23:08You can bring Monvi back to me.
23:10Oh.
23:12Yeah.
23:12Dude, what?
23:13Yeah, you can convince her that I have the best she'll ever have.
23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:18You can have my house, man.
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you.
23:23Where's my...
23:23Where's my key?
23:25You can have my whip, man.
23:26You can have my keys.
23:27Take it all.
23:28Just...
23:28Please, man.
23:29Just bring her back to me.
23:30I don't know what to do.
23:31I can't sleep.
23:44I can't do anything.
23:46I can't think about anything.
23:57I can't think about anything.
24:07Everything okay, PJ?
24:08Yes, but I'm glad you all are here.
24:11It's nice to have the house full.
24:17Oh, he's at his spot.
24:18Who?
24:19Just me. I have his location.
24:23Are you dumb?
24:24Why didn't you mention this before?
24:25Because my phone was dead.
24:27I have a charger in my car.
24:28Cars can charge phones? That's incredible.
24:31You know what? Just forget it.
24:33Let's make moves.
24:34Yeah, bye, auntie.
24:36Neil, hold on one minute, please.
24:40Uncle, there's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
24:44So handsome.
24:46Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of gurus in your home.
24:49It's wrong.
24:51Tell him.
24:52I love you. Love you, love you, love you.
24:53Tell him.
24:54Also, listen to which coin.
24:57Here, give this to just me.
24:59You'll be seeing him before I do.
25:01Okay.
25:02Okay, good.
25:09Stupid.
25:15Hey, there's Waldo.
25:17Guru Waldo.
25:19We called you like a million fucking times.
25:22FYI.
25:22Where the hell were you, man?
25:23We've been ripping it up and down, slag out of scarves.
25:26Yeah, look, sorry, I just, I needed some space.
25:30Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
25:32You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
25:35I know.
25:37You're still not over it.
25:38This guy's never gonna get over it.
25:40He needs a chapear to cross the face.
25:41Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:43Brown trauma's a real thing.
25:45What trauma?
25:45What trauma?
25:46Take something.
25:48Here.
25:49You and this guy smash it.
25:50Take something.
25:51Take something.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Come over.
25:57Oh, Lee.
25:59Can't put parking for hell in this city.
26:01It's your place, eh?
26:03No pictures of the gurus.
26:05That's a shame.
26:07What the hell's he doing here?
26:08Buddy, are you fucked?
26:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
26:12All right.
26:12Well, thanks, I guess.
26:18Look, guys, I appreciate you.
26:23I just want you to know that.
26:25I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases and still sticking by
26:36me.
26:38So, thank you.
26:40Thank you for the gifts.
26:43Thank you for the party.
26:45Thank you for just keeping me in check.
26:47And thank you for just everything that you do for me.
26:55I love you guys.
26:57I love you too.
26:57Aww.
26:58Come on.
26:59Rupan.
27:00Come on.
27:01I love you guys so much.
27:03Oh, boy.
27:03We've known each other for so long.
27:05Yeah.
27:06May our bonds remain together.
27:08Okay.
27:30Excuse me.
27:40Hello?
27:41Yes, sir.
27:43No, you didn't get hurt.
27:49No, you didn't get hurt.
27:52Okay, okay.
27:54What happened to you?
27:55I was flying the information.
27:57Okay, okay, okay.
28:02You're busy.
28:03Okay.
28:06They're trying to make a decision.
28:09Let's go.
28:10I'm getting hurt.
28:14One way to take it.
28:15Will it be enough to sway the seals?
28:18We'll find out right after this on Seal the Deal.
28:22Hi.
28:23Thank you so much for coming.
28:24Appreciate you.
28:26This has been an incredible birthday.
28:28Okay.
28:28I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:33Yo.
28:34Bye.
28:35Love you.
28:35Love you.
28:36Um, your mom asked me to do this.
28:43Nice.
28:44Thanks.
28:45Got it.
28:46Love you.
28:47Happy birthday.
28:48Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I, uh, sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
28:58Bye.
28:59Almost.
29:24Lower youralıo.
29:25Chloe.
29:26Here we go.
29:27Take care of everyone.
29:27Sorry,사를.
29:31Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:38Yeah.
29:39No, I'm good, Mom.
29:41Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you, too.
29:58I'm trying, trying, trying, trying.
30:03I'm giving my heart.
30:07You say it's not enough.
30:11It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
30:15I give your heart.
30:18Either you shall stay.
30:23You wish I had enough.
30:28You wish I had enough.
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