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00:00:04Conrad, my quarterback prince. I've been fantasizing for years, and right after the game, I'm telling him how I feel.
00:00:10Y20, say it!
00:00:19No! That was such a low blow!
00:00:27Woo!
00:00:29Who's this new guy?
00:00:30S-E-P-H-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!
00:00:35I've been every goal, scientist who's not the devil.
00:00:38He's mine. His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school, so he's my future boyfriend.
00:00:42Yay!
00:00:50Yay!
00:00:53Five, six, seven, and ready? Okay!
00:00:58Nice defense, boys.
00:01:00Seth Astor is our new team captain.
00:01:15Another playboy.
00:01:21Is that a love letter for me?
00:01:25Conrad should be the only one locked in the locker room.
00:01:27You've got this, Fifi.
00:01:40Conrad?
00:01:41I'm Fifi.
00:01:43Fifi, I've had a crush on you for years.
00:01:46Will you be my homecoming date?
00:02:04I dream about you every night.
00:02:05When your strong arms pull me in close, I cannot help but tingle.
00:02:09I want to give Conrad my virginity the way I've always imagined it.
00:02:16Wild sex.
00:02:24Seth Astor?
00:02:25Hell no, I just gave my porn to my crush's rival.
00:02:30What?
00:02:31Is that loser Phoebe making a move on my Seth?
00:02:34Seth Astor?
00:02:35He's not reading my love letter.
00:02:37He's reading my fantasy.
00:02:38And the next line is,
00:02:39You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth.
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:43Conrad, I call out your name.
00:02:44You're great.
00:02:45I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud.
00:02:48You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night.
00:02:52That's so sad.
00:02:53He's way out of your leave.
00:02:55I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:02:58No, you've got it all wrong.
00:03:00Let me see that dummy stupid love letter.
00:03:05Excuse me, do I know you?
00:03:07Uh, I don't think I do.
00:03:09What'd you get out of here?
00:03:11Hold me.
00:03:17The worst day ever.
00:03:23You okay?
00:03:25Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:03:26You know, I did just save you.
00:03:28I feel like I should get something to trap.
00:03:29What do you think?
00:03:31Asshole.
00:03:32You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that.
00:03:35Ow!
00:03:35Hey!
00:03:46Cute lights.
00:03:47I know you did.
00:03:51Seth Astor is an absolute devil.
00:03:55Baby, oh my God, your underwear is showing.
00:03:57Oh my God, that's been showing the whole time.
00:03:59Seth saw it.
00:04:01Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today.
00:04:03He is the most powerful man in the state.
00:04:05You have to behave, okay?
00:04:07Okay, Mom.
00:04:08Come on.
00:04:17Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace.
00:04:21Go on, Phoebe.
00:04:22Back on the door.
00:04:23Say hi to your stepfather.
00:04:43Hey, Steph, sis.
00:04:44You've got to be kidding me.
00:04:46The devil is my stepbrother?
00:04:51What's with that, huh?
00:04:52You're not going to say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:04:54Separate flight.
00:04:56I see.
00:05:09Hey, stay away from me.
00:05:11Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:05:14Hot jerk.
00:05:15You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:05:17He's got the manners of a prince, and you, you're just some cocky devil.
00:05:21Now give me my letter back.
00:05:22If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back?
00:05:26A kitty cat.
00:05:28You've got some here.
00:05:32Fine.
00:05:33I'll get it myself.
00:05:38Here's a piece of advice.
00:05:39Got it.
00:05:41Would you ever touch my stuff?
00:05:43Or what?
00:05:45Wait.
00:05:46Ah!
00:05:47Oh, my God!
00:05:51Oh, my God!
00:05:52Help!
00:05:53Oh, my God!
00:05:54I can't!
00:05:54I can't!
00:05:55I can't!
00:05:56I can't!
00:05:56I can't!
00:05:57I can't!
00:05:57I can't!
00:05:57I can't!
00:05:58I can't!
00:06:08You know, you did it yourself.
00:06:13No, just give me, give me, or I would have...
00:06:15Yeah, or what?
00:06:17Do I bite you again?
00:06:21Stop biting you, T-Cat.
00:06:23You asked for it.
00:06:24Huh?
00:06:25Ah!
00:06:26Ah!
00:06:27Oh, my God!
00:06:32I can't!
00:06:33I can't!
00:06:33I can't!
00:06:34Help me!
00:06:34T-Cat, what are you doing?
00:06:36Help me!
00:06:36Stop it!
00:06:37Help me!
00:06:37What's going on?
00:06:39What?
00:06:39Uh, my mom.
00:06:40Mr. Astor.
00:06:42Uh, we...
00:06:43Uh, Phoebe can't swim.
00:06:44She fell in, and I was, uh, saving her.
00:06:46But now we're just playing, right?
00:06:47Yeah, look at...
00:06:48See?
00:06:49Uh-huh!
00:06:51Yeah, he's right!
00:06:52Here!
00:06:52Let's look at him.
00:06:53Just like brother and sister.
00:06:54I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:06:58Thank God.
00:07:00I knew they'd get along.
00:07:01Ha!
00:07:01Just like us.
00:07:02Mm-hmm.
00:07:03We should get him a friend as well.
00:07:07Maybe we should go join.
00:07:08Aw, Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
00:07:12She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
00:07:14I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:07:22Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.
00:07:31Thank you, Mr. Astor.
00:07:33Oh, just call me Jacob now.
00:07:34We're family.
00:07:38Seth, today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:07:41If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:07:43She wins scholarships every year.
00:07:46Wow.
00:07:47She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:07:52How's that?
00:07:53Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:08:01No, that's my fantasy.
00:08:03He's not going to show it to them.
00:08:04Stop it!
00:08:06Fifi!
00:08:07Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:08:09Why are you acting so rude?
00:08:10I'm sorry.
00:08:11I didn't.
00:08:13I didn't.
00:08:23Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and, uh...
00:08:26Thank you, stepbrother.
00:08:27I can do it myself.
00:08:29This annoying devil.
00:08:31I have to get my letter back.
00:08:33Enough.
00:08:51I guess the big devil has a big thing.
00:09:00Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:09:10Eww, that's gross!
00:09:18What a waste.
00:09:19A devil with the face of an angel.
00:09:22Maybe under his pillow?
00:09:25Nah, maybe it's behind him?
00:09:33Uh, this is awkward.
00:09:35Oh!
00:09:36Oh!
00:09:37You-you weren't asleep?
00:09:39No, some kitty cat snuck away into my room and, uh, woke me up.
00:09:43Don't be paranoid.
00:09:44Just give me back my letter.
00:09:46Oh, your letter?
00:09:47You mean your, uh, your smut?
00:09:49Your porn?
00:09:50No.
00:09:50Shut up.
00:09:52I'll get you later in my underwear.
00:09:54W-w-w-what?
00:09:56I wanna check?
00:09:56Not really.
00:09:57Yes, sir?
00:09:58I'm sure.
00:10:06No, no, for me!
00:10:08So, where are you telling me that you're staying through my room at the 12 o'clock at night?
00:10:11Just for the word.
00:10:12You're speaking to believe that, you know, I think that there's, uh, something else.
00:10:16No, there's not-I'm not interested.
00:10:18Just give me back my letter.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:22Will you, uh, start writing this, uh, smut or pornography, you know?
00:10:25Shut up.
00:10:25It's none of your business.
00:10:26Do it to me.
00:10:26Do it to me.
00:10:27Do it to me.
00:10:27Shh.
00:10:29You wanna wake up my main dating, do you?
00:10:31No, I read this.
00:10:32Very interesting stuff.
00:10:34You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced about the whole thing.
00:10:38Tell me, Phoebe.
00:10:40Are you a virgin?
00:10:45Yeah, I'm just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:10:47I have no experience.
00:10:49You know, I'm not like you.
00:10:51I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:11:02I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel, and I messed it up.
00:11:07I didn't give him my love letter, I gave you my dumb horn.
00:11:11You must think of the biggest joke I've ever.
00:11:18You want your letter back?
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20All right, well, then you and I are gonna have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:11:22Let me guess.
00:11:23You want me to be your servant or something?
00:11:32But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:11:34That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything that I say.
00:11:38Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
00:11:40Fine.
00:11:42But I need it in writing.
00:11:44Signed.
00:11:45You know, I had a feeling you were gonna say something like that, so I had something written up.
00:11:52Personal assistant agreement.
00:11:54Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:11:55In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:11:59Sign here.
00:11:59You said it first.
00:12:02Done.
00:12:03It's a unique guest.
00:12:05Wasn't complimenting you.
00:12:08All right, it's official.
00:12:10Starting tomorrow night, you are mine.
00:12:12You're my assistant.
00:12:13Congratulations.
00:12:14It's a pleasure doing business with you.
00:12:18See you for your first date, Mom.
00:12:26Get out of the way, devil.
00:12:28Where are you going?
00:12:29School.
00:12:30Where else should I be going?
00:12:32It's the beginning that you're supposed to be my assistant now.
00:12:34Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:12:36Or let people know that we're step-sicklings.
00:12:38You're trouble reincarnated.
00:12:39Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
00:12:40And I'm just going to be invisible, okay?
00:12:48You're gonna love this.
00:12:49I love it, I'm gonna love it, I'm gonna love it.
00:12:50Well, as your stepbrother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:12:54It's just us out here.
00:12:55You can drop the whole fake brother act.
00:12:57Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:12:58I don't think you want Mommy and Daddy coming out here and seeing this yelling.
00:13:02See what I mean?
00:13:03Have fun, kids.
00:13:05Be careful now.
00:13:08All right.
00:13:11You ready?
00:13:11No.
00:13:12No.
00:13:15That aster slugged down!
00:13:20Relax, you're safe with me.
00:13:23Why are you kidding me like that?
00:13:25Who's hot?
00:13:27Stupid idiot!
00:13:29Is that dork Phoebe getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:13:32That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:13:34She wants attention?
00:13:36Fine, I got it.
00:13:37Let's make sure she gets it.
00:13:45Come run.
00:13:46Hi.
00:13:59Take my shirt.
00:14:04Well, well.
00:14:05Brave little Phoebe professed her love, huh?
00:14:09No.
00:14:09I can't let Conrad think something's going on between me and Seth.
00:14:12I have to explain everything to him.
00:14:15Hey.
00:14:16Hey.
00:14:17Hold on, assistant.
00:14:19You know, I'm kind of thirsty.
00:14:20I have.
00:14:21You're better.
00:14:22Don't forget.
00:14:29Open it.
00:14:35Grab your brain.
00:14:36Get my eyes.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:38Get my eyes.
00:14:39Hey.
00:14:40Be gentle.
00:14:41Give me a bite.
00:14:42Come on, give me a bite.
00:14:45That slut.
00:14:46Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:14:48She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:14:50Now she's all over Seth.
00:14:52Isn't the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:14:55Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:14:56She knows her once.
00:14:57She grins to you.
00:14:58I guess so.
00:15:02Hey.
00:15:02Conrad.
00:15:03You want a water?
00:15:04Thanks, Phoebe.
00:15:05Um, Conrad, about last night.
00:15:08I just wanted to do this.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:14All right, you want to give me that ball?
00:15:18Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:15:23You can go from me.
00:15:27You know, my assistant only has one job.
00:15:29Keeping her eyes.
00:15:30All right.
00:15:31You are such a control freak.
00:15:33I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are every day.
00:15:37You know what?
00:15:39Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
00:15:41Any time you learn.
00:15:42With a dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:15:45Yeah, why don't you give me a try.
00:15:46No.
00:15:47Watch out!
00:15:54Oh my God.
00:15:55That devil stole my first kiss.
00:16:09Sorry.
00:16:10Jerk, you stole my first kiss.
00:16:11Lax, it wasn't a real kiss.
00:16:12Easy for you to say, you thief.
00:16:14Yeah, you know, I think I just raised your status.
00:16:16You know, people seeing you from me, they're going to think you do something more than just
00:16:18a weird little bridging girl.
00:16:19Who knows, maybe Conrad will ask you out now.
00:16:39Oh my God.
00:16:49Where, where did my clothes go?
00:16:51Get ready, everyone.
00:16:52We're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean completely naked.
00:16:57What do I do?
00:16:58What do I do?
00:17:02Where the hell did she go?
00:17:04What do I do?
00:17:20Huh, that slut ran into the boys' locker rooms.
00:17:23Let's move.
00:17:29Hey, Seth.
00:17:31Did I just hear a girl's voice?
00:17:33What the hell?
00:17:34Conrad's next door?
00:17:36Hello?
00:17:37Seth, are you seeing someone?
00:17:38Uh, yeah.
00:17:38Why don't you mind your own business?
00:17:40Why don't I tell the truth?
00:17:42Yeah, let's tell the truth.
00:17:43What the truth?
00:17:43Conrad can't find out I'm in here.
00:17:45Absolutely not.
00:17:45Phoebe Jean, our naked nerd.
00:17:48Come on out.
00:17:49Don't be shy.
00:17:51Phoebe Jean.
00:17:52Help me.
00:17:54Just help me.
00:17:56All right, then you know what?
00:17:57You owe me one favor and you don't have to do anything I say.
00:17:59A big one.
00:18:00All right.
00:18:01Seth, don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall.
00:18:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:18:05You know what?
00:18:06You can't miss anything.
00:18:07Hey, come on out, Phoebe.
00:18:09We heard you scream.
00:18:15What?
00:18:17You know, that scream you guys drew was this.
00:18:20Just watching a little, uh, gameplay.
00:18:22You know what I mean?
00:18:27Seth, I didn't mean to change it, too.
00:18:38Don't you ever let me catch you guys at men's locker room and film it again.
00:18:41Or else, that's going to be your phone when I break.
00:18:42Get out of here.
00:18:43I'm sorry.
00:18:43I'm sorry.
00:18:44It was a misunderstanding.
00:18:45Okay, I'm leaving.
00:18:46Leaving?
00:18:47Leaving?
00:18:51Seth, I hope this little scandal of yours doesn't distract you from practice.
00:18:55Hmm.
00:19:02Coaster's clear.
00:19:09Thanks.
00:19:11Yeah, no problem.
00:19:13Don't forget that you, uh, you're opening up.
00:19:15Why don't you put your clothes on, this is...
00:19:16Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss, devil.
00:19:25I need to know
00:19:31I'm feeling a little thirsty.
00:19:33I'm sure you'll give me a sports drink.
00:19:35All right, Mr. Astor.
00:19:42Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
00:19:45Phoebe!
00:19:45Hey, Phoebe!
00:19:48You saved me, so fine.
00:19:50I got a little cake and some snacks, and now we're eating.
00:19:52Hey!
00:19:53Hey!
00:19:56Hey!
00:20:00What the hell is wrong with you?
00:20:02You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with a dirty mouth, just to get noticed.
00:20:08Pathetic.
00:20:08Trash like you, who on his back, dumpster.
00:20:11Thronged with flies and bugs!
00:20:18Are you insane?
00:20:20You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I.
00:20:22I don't need to.
00:20:24Apologize for insulting Seth.
00:20:26Kneel.
00:20:34No one's coming to save you.
00:20:36This place is locked down.
00:20:42OMG!
00:20:44What are you, free?
00:20:46Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
00:20:49I bet you secretly dream about being fucked by Seth.
00:20:53Stop!
00:20:54Please, I don't want anything!
00:20:55I'm not trying to mess with you guys!
00:20:57Hey, Phoebe!
00:20:58Hey, Phoebe!
00:20:59Open up!
00:21:07Get the fuck away!
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:12Seth!
00:21:13What are you doing?
00:21:19You disgust me.
00:21:21Matthew, good job.
00:21:24Get the fuck off!
00:21:28Fuck.
00:21:30Give me your phone.
00:21:37Are you okay?
00:21:38I would not believe you, if they weren't for you.
00:21:40No, they're not.
00:21:40Yes, they are.
00:21:41This is your fault.
00:21:42Hello.
00:21:45No, Phoebe.
00:21:46Phoebe!
00:21:51Phoebe.
00:21:52You mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:21:54You not fuck with me, okay?
00:21:59Get the fuck out of my sight.
00:22:01Now!
00:22:02Get out!
00:22:03Where I post your naked butt all over the internet.
00:22:12Hey, Phoebe.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17Phoebe?
00:22:18Hey.
00:22:21Uh, Phoebe.
00:22:24Hey, what the?
00:22:25Whoa!
00:22:28Oh, my God.
00:22:30Phoebe!
00:22:31Oh, you're burning up.
00:22:33Oh, you're burning up.
00:22:50I don't need you, baby.
00:22:52Hey, you're rich and popular.
00:22:54You'll never actually care about me.
00:22:56All I wanted was to be noticed.
00:22:58To shine like Conrad, but all I got was your smelly issue.
00:23:03Take these.
00:23:07Drink it.
00:23:16I promise you, I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
00:23:18And I'm sorry that I should have bleeped.
00:23:22How the devil himself is actually apologizing.
00:23:25The devil doesn't apologize.
00:23:28I do.
00:23:43I dream that one day I can shine.
00:23:45I dream one day I can shine on the homecoming stage.
00:23:55Then I can be confident and happy.
00:23:57Like other girls.
00:24:05You've been working so hard.
00:24:07Get better, Phoebe.
00:24:09And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:24:17Wait, can I see you in my bed?
00:24:19Phoebe!
00:24:19It's time to get up or you'll be late!
00:24:24Phoebe!
00:24:24It's time to get up or you'll be late!
00:24:28Phoebe!
00:24:30I'll just drop my mom's next thing.
00:24:32Phoebe!
00:24:35Phoebe, you hear me?
00:24:45Um, I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
00:24:51Oh, poor thing.
00:24:52Get some rest, okay?
00:24:54I'm heading to school now.
00:24:55Bye.
00:24:58Okay, let me go.
00:24:59Let me go.
00:25:01You're tickling?
00:25:02What?
00:25:03Stop it!
00:25:04Got it.
00:25:06Thanks for taking care of me last night.
00:25:09Sleeping in the same bed.
00:25:10We're not that close.
00:25:12All right, then get out.
00:25:13This is my room.
00:25:14Whatever.
00:25:15I'll go to school first.
00:25:17You're a loser.
00:25:25Look at him, he's crazy.
00:25:26Bro, he's totally in that.
00:25:27These feet you're on.
00:25:31Get out of my sight.
00:25:32I'll strip your bare asses post all over the internet.
00:25:35Okay, maybe he's not that bad.
00:25:40Hey, Phoebe!
00:25:41Hey, Phoebe!
00:25:42Open up!
00:25:54Let me help you.
00:25:57When all of a sudden you care about your double-step, remember?
00:25:59Oh, yeah.
00:26:00Let us go.
00:26:01Let me help you.
00:26:09Once you stay close, I fall down.
00:26:17Once we fall, I soon drown.
00:26:52Oh, what's up?
00:26:53You, sit down.
00:27:00Look, you don't always have to be the hero.
00:27:02You're a linebacker, your team needs you.
00:27:06You know, there are things I care about more than football.
00:27:08I find that hard to believe.
00:27:19Hey, stop zoning out.
00:27:24Take me to school.
00:27:26I want you to drive me to school again?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30I guess so.
00:27:36Hey, take a seat.
00:27:38Right here.
00:27:40I want you to take it easy today.
00:27:42No assistant worked for you.
00:27:43Oh.
00:27:44How generous of you.
00:27:50You heard?
00:27:51Seth lost the issue.
00:27:53For her.
00:27:55No way.
00:27:56Something's going on between us?
00:27:57Wasn't Phoebe all over Conrad before?
00:28:01All right, don't go take some minutes.
00:28:13Phoebe.
00:28:13Phoebe.
00:28:13You okay?
00:28:15Conrad.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:24Hey Phoebe.
00:28:25Don't take that.
00:28:26Take this.
00:28:27It's my spray.
00:28:29I take that.
00:28:31That's for Phoebe.
00:28:32Not you.
00:28:35Uh, Conrad, I'm not thirsty.
00:28:38You can have it.
00:28:39Thanks Phoebe.
00:28:40Mm-hmm.
00:28:54Um, anyway, uh, we should get to class.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:58Uh, see you later kitty cat.
00:29:00Kitty cat?
00:29:01Yeah, I think he's my, uh, assistant now.
00:29:02She works for me.
00:29:03So why don't you stay away from me?
00:29:04Got it?
00:29:05No.
00:29:06I'll see you at the back.
00:29:09Seth, anything or anyone you care about, it's mine now.
00:29:17Conrad, always looks so perfect.
00:29:21All right, everyone.
00:29:22Time to pair up.
00:29:24The topic is, what makes Jean Valjean change from bad to good?
00:29:30You have ten minutes to discuss and then we'll present to the class.
00:29:38I, I think it's because of love.
00:29:41He found someone who finally saw the good in him.
00:29:44I think you have brilliant ideas for you.
00:30:02Look at Seth's face.
00:30:03He's just low-key salty.
00:30:06Bro, he's totally into that beefy girl.
00:30:10Bro, what the fuck?
00:30:21Just wait, Phoebe Jean.
00:30:30Where the hell did she go?
00:30:34Hey.
00:30:35You know, the curfew in this house is eight o'clock.
00:30:39You scared the shit out of me.
00:30:41Amy, thanks for covering me today.
00:30:47What's this for?
00:30:48Uh, Conrad invited me to his band rehearsal.
00:30:50He taught me a few chords.
00:30:52N-O-C-G-E.
00:30:55Shut up.
00:30:57You're not allowed to go anywhere without me.
00:30:58You understand?
00:31:00Especially if I'm not.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03You're your stepbrother.
00:31:07Play nice kid kid.
00:31:09Meow.
00:31:13Thanks for the guitar.
00:31:16Just your stepbrother, huh?
00:31:24Hey, wake up.
00:31:26You gotta go sleep.
00:31:27It's morning time.
00:31:29Let's go.
00:31:31Let's go.
00:31:31Let's go.
00:31:33Come, come, come.
00:31:34What?
00:31:35Look, I need your fashion advice.
00:31:37Which bra should I wear with a dress?
00:31:42Wow.
00:31:43She is so beautiful.
00:31:44White or pink?
00:31:47The white one.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:50Where are you, uh, all of a sudden into fashion?
00:31:53Because I want to make a good impression on Conrad.
00:31:55Alright.
00:31:56Oh, on Conrad.
00:31:57Oh, Conrad.
00:31:58How can we even talk about this fucking Conrad?
00:32:00You know I like him.
00:32:01Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:32:02So why are you getting mad?
00:32:03I'm not getting mad.
00:32:03You know what?
00:32:04Why don't you drive yourself to school?
00:32:07What do I do to piss him off now?
00:32:10Hello.
00:32:18I'll piss me off.
00:32:29You twisted slut.
00:32:31You do not deserve to breathe the same air as Seth.
00:32:34What the hell are you talking about?
00:32:35Hey, BB Jeans.
00:32:36Alex, do you try to sleep with you for a night?
00:32:37Or if your mom...
00:32:38What can you let go of me?
00:32:47Who the hell did this?
00:32:48Like mother, like daughter.
00:32:50Both slut.
00:32:51Shameless.
00:32:52Free.
00:32:52Kick them out!
00:32:53Kick them out!
00:32:56Kick them out!
00:32:57Kick them out!
00:32:58Kick them out!
00:33:00Kick them out!
00:33:01Kick them out!
00:33:02Kick them out!
00:33:04That's...
00:33:05Seth's signature.
00:33:07You sign first.
00:33:11Seth, I thought you weren't bad, but...
00:33:13I was so wrong about you.
00:33:17Oh my God!
00:33:18Oh my God!
00:33:19Oh my God!
00:33:20Oh my God!
00:33:21Oh my God!
00:33:24Hey!
00:33:24Oh!
00:33:25Seth, Aster, you're actually the devil!
00:33:28Baby, what are you talking about?
00:33:29Hey!
00:33:29Hey!
00:33:31I trusted you.
00:33:32And I was wrong.
00:33:33If you hate me, fine.
00:33:34Take it out on me.
00:33:35But...
00:33:35Don't you dare talk shit about my mother!
00:33:37Hey!
00:33:37What are you talking about?
00:33:38Let go of me!
00:33:39Pink, stop!
00:33:39Calm down.
00:33:40I will never believe a single word you say ever again.
00:33:44Okay, Phoebe. Phoebe!
00:33:48Who is this?
00:34:01Hello.
00:34:02Yes.
00:34:02There have been some fake pictures going around of my stepmother.
00:34:04I want them all deleted.
00:34:05Permanently wiped off the face of the earth.
00:34:07Do you understand?
00:34:07Okay?
00:34:08And whoever did this, I want them to fucking suffer.
00:34:09Got it?
00:34:10Babe!
00:34:15Whoa!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:17Phoebe, what happened?
00:34:20Hey!
00:34:22Whoever hurt you, don't let them see you cry.
00:34:28Thanks.
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:43Of course, Seth.
00:34:44She's like you since the beginning.
00:34:47Hey, get to volleyball practice, okay?
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:50Here.
00:34:50Please.
00:34:50Conrad almost kissed me.
00:34:52It's time to kick that devil Seth out of my life.
00:34:58Perfect partner.
00:34:59You keep Phoebe away from Seth, make her yours, and I'll bribe the coach, get you a varsity captain.
00:35:05Deal.
00:35:08Deal.
00:35:11Let's make your night unforgettable.
00:35:16Let's see what secrets our nerd has in store for us.
00:35:26Oh, this is legend for Phoebe.
00:35:32You are going to be the biggest joke tonight.
00:35:40It's from Conrad.
00:35:43Phoebe, I'd like to invite you to a costume party I'm hosting tonight.
00:35:46Sunset Boulevard at 8 p.m.
00:35:47See you then.
00:35:56This is insane.
00:36:00Hey, Phoebe.
00:36:00Uh, there's a party tonight.
00:36:02I was wondering if, you know, maybe you wanted to go with me.
00:36:04I'm not going.
00:36:05Just leave me alone.
00:36:08I got this for you.
00:36:10Cut the act.
00:36:11Get out of my sight.
00:36:15No matter what I do, she won't forgive me.
00:36:21I trust you, Seth, but you hurt my mom, and I will never forgive you.
00:36:30I got this, Phoebe.
00:36:32Oh, my God.
00:36:33Oh, my God.
00:36:37Hey, Conrad.
00:36:41Hi, little Phoebe.
00:36:43She's Casey.
00:36:46What are you doing here?
00:36:48What are you doing here?
00:36:50Eric invited me.
00:36:51Belle.
00:36:51Conrad's not hosting this party.
00:36:54You set me up.
00:36:56I'm leaving.
00:36:57Hey.
00:36:57Oh, it's party time, Phoebe.
00:36:59Take off your coat so we can see what you're like.
00:37:02Let go of me.
00:37:03Let go of me.
00:37:04Stop.
00:37:10No way.
00:37:11Phoebe Jean, the flat-chested nerd in a skiffy maid outfit?
00:37:14A nerd like her is secretly a dirty maid on the inside.
00:37:17Everyone, please, stop.
00:37:18Attention.
00:37:19Attention, everyone.
00:37:20The best part is fear.
00:37:21It's time to read our horny maid, Phoebe's erotic fantasy.
00:37:26You took my virginity and thrust into my court.
00:37:29Until I could feel your warmth.
00:37:32Stop.
00:37:34Stop.
00:37:35No.
00:37:35Not for you.
00:37:36Please.
00:37:37Stop.
00:37:38Please.
00:37:38Keep reading.
00:37:39Don't talk more.
00:37:40Stop.
00:37:41Stop.
00:37:49Yes, Conrad.
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:51I called out your name.
00:37:52Oh, my God.
00:37:53Did you actually report about Conrad?
00:37:55That filthy slut.
00:37:56That's sick.
00:37:56Conrad, it's not true. You melt me with white cream.
00:38:01Little virgin pee-pee. You crave a real dick so bad.
00:38:05Please, stop it.
00:38:07Bring on the dodo.
00:38:17I heard some cream.
00:38:34I would rather disappear.
00:38:37You press me into the bathtub and make me what?
00:38:40This is pathetic.
00:38:42No man will ever want to experience any of these things unless it's with me.
00:38:58No one's coming to save you.
00:39:01Not Conrad, not Seth.
00:39:03You want to know a secret?
00:39:04It wasn't Seth.
00:39:05It was me who exposed your mother's slutty photos.
00:39:14So I was wrong about Seth.
00:39:16I even slapped him.
00:39:17He's never coming for me now.
00:39:21Phoebe!
00:39:53I'm so sorry that I was late.
00:39:54I'm so sorry.
00:39:55Did you think you're coming?
00:39:56Excuse me, right?
00:39:57I'm here now.
00:39:59Why did you save that desperate virgin?
00:40:01Oh, be careful.
00:40:02She might write about you in her next erotic fantasy.
00:40:07You know what the funny thing is, Stacy?
00:40:12I love Phoebe's writing.
00:40:14I love it so much, that I'm going to make it real.
00:40:17Right now.
00:40:22He puts me on the table, and he grabs an ice cube.
00:40:25He puts it between his lips.
00:40:26He leans in, and he moves the ice around me.
00:40:32No.
00:40:34Oh, my God.
00:40:56Oh, my God.
00:40:57Oh, my God.
00:40:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:59Oh, my God.
00:41:01Oh, my God.
00:41:04you know Phoebe was my ex
00:41:08she's the best I ever had
00:41:11he said I was his ex
00:41:14Phoebe G that bugly slut is your ex?
00:41:17you the most popular boy in our school
00:41:19uh yeah that's what I just said dumbass
00:41:21that's why I would never tolerate anybody trying to hurt her
00:41:23especially not some dumb stuck up trash talking bitch like yourself
00:41:37And now nobody goes in and helps her until Phoebe says that that's enough.
00:41:46And you know what?
00:41:46I better not catch any videos of this online, or else every single one of you is getting
00:41:49kicked off the team.
00:41:50Phone, now.
00:41:52Phone.
00:41:53Phone.
00:41:54Give me your fucking phone.
00:41:58You're sad, what are you doing?
00:42:03All right, now I'm going to fuck Phoebe on this table, so why don't you guys all get lost?
00:42:07Now, get the fuck out of here.
00:42:09No, no, no.
00:42:12What do you think is for me to do it?
00:42:14I'm just kidding.
00:42:19You okay?
00:42:20You can let me down, I can walk.
00:42:24Take it easy, killer.
00:42:25Why does it feel like I don't want to let him go?
00:42:29Can we go somewhere else?
00:42:30I want to go check out one of my secret spots.
00:42:47Who is she?
00:42:52Who is she?
00:42:53That's my mom.
00:42:54She, uh, died a couple years ago.
00:42:57Uh, I'm sorry.
00:42:58I, I didn't, no, I didn't mean to.
00:43:00It's okay.
00:43:01She's got some, uh, extra clothes, so, uh, put these on.
00:43:05Try and stay warm.
00:43:06I don't want you, uh, getting sick.
00:43:08Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
00:43:13You're good.
00:43:14You can turn back around.
00:43:17Thank you, Seth, for saving me tonight.
00:43:20I have the kitty cat is saying thank you to the devil, huh?
00:43:23I'm sorry I called you the devil.
00:43:25I was wrong.
00:43:26I didn't mean to.
00:43:27Turn around.
00:43:32Turn sideways.
00:43:40I wonder how it feels to tango with a real eight-pack.
00:43:43I wonder how it feels to tango with a real eight-pack.
00:44:16Oh, am I crazy?
00:44:17Why would I fantasize about Seth?
00:44:19He's my stepbrother.
00:44:23Hold on.
00:44:28You know, it wasn't really nice to you and your mom when I first met you, Dennis.
00:44:31I'm sorry about that.
00:44:32I had this weird thing that if I was nice to you guys that people would forget about my real
00:44:36mom.
00:44:36That's not true, though.
00:44:38And you guys are really great people.
00:44:41Thanks.
00:44:42You're not so bad for a stepbrother.
00:44:45I don't want to be just your stepbrother.
00:44:48Well, I guess everyone at school thinks I'm a delusional pervert now.
00:44:51You know what you should do, Phoebe?
00:44:52Next week, walk back into school and blow everybody away and run for homecoming queen.
00:44:56What?
00:44:56I mean it.
00:44:57Are you serious?
00:44:57Absolutely.
00:44:58Listen, people forget about any kind of rumor if you're confident.
00:45:00And, uh, I'll be there to help you out.
00:45:03What are you saying?
00:45:07I think this one will be perfect.
00:45:11Uh, nah.
00:45:12I think this will suit you better.
00:45:16Oh, no.
00:45:21You say I'm the only one you need.
00:45:28Oh, yeah.
00:45:29Yes.
00:45:30That's great.
00:45:31That's confidence.
00:45:35Wow.
00:45:38Perfect.
00:45:43How are you feeling?
00:45:44Scared.
00:45:45You got this confidence.
00:45:46I'm sorry.
00:45:48That foot, you're going to step back, and then you're going to go to the side, and then they're going
00:45:51to go together.
00:45:54Sorry.
00:45:54Put your arms around my neck, like this.
00:45:58Actually, why don't you, uh, stand on my feet?
00:45:59Your feet.
00:46:00Stay down.
00:46:02I'll guide you.
00:46:03Why am I attracted to him now?
00:46:05He smells so good.
00:46:20You ready, princess?
00:46:21Yep.
00:46:23Wow.
00:46:24She's, like, super hot.
00:46:26Is that Phoebe Jean?
00:46:27She looks stunning.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:46:31Is that Phoebe?
00:46:32Pathetic virgin turned into hot chick.
00:46:34What a glow-up.
00:46:35In one weekend?
00:46:36Who changed her?
00:46:38Fine, nerd.
00:46:39You want to fight over homecoming queen?
00:46:41It's war.
00:46:43I'll make you regret trying to steal my spotlight.
00:46:51You did all this?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54Good PR matters.
00:46:55Yo, vote for Phoebe.
00:46:56Hey, vote for Phoebe, 2026.
00:46:57He's the best.
00:46:58Open, baby.
00:46:59Damn, Phoebe.
00:47:00You totally got our votes.
00:47:03See what I mean?
00:47:04Confidence.
00:47:05Thank you, sir.
00:47:06Really?
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:09What's she so proud of?
00:47:11Homecoming queen is going to be me.
00:47:12Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:47:15Hey, Phoebe.
00:47:16I'll be right back.
00:47:20Hey.
00:47:21Hi.
00:47:21Hey, uh, I voted for you.
00:47:23Oh.
00:47:24And about the other night, I'm sorry.
00:47:26I should have stood up for you.
00:47:27No, it's totally fine.
00:47:38Excuse me.
00:47:43How do we make it up to you?
00:47:45Dinner tonight?
00:47:46A date with Conrad?
00:47:47My dream is coming true.
00:47:49I need to tell Seth.
00:47:53Why am I not as happy as I thought I'd be?
00:48:01So, joining me?
00:48:03Oh, yeah, sure.
00:48:05But...
00:48:06Yes, I've always liked Conrad.
00:48:07All those fantasies I had about Seth were just illusions.
00:48:10We should both have our own relationships.
00:48:12Let's go.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:16Don't give a touch on me again.
00:48:19What should I wear tonight?
00:48:20My first date with Conrad.
00:48:29That taste isn't so bad.
00:48:36Hey, Mom, can't help me with this...
00:48:39Super...
00:48:40Super...
00:48:41Super...
00:48:45I don't think you are.
00:48:55Mom, stop!
00:49:08What are you doing?
00:49:10Okay, I like this.
00:49:11Looks good.
00:49:19Here.
00:49:20Hi.
00:49:21Here.
00:49:23What are you doing?
00:49:25Well, because I told everybody that we were exes.
00:49:27So, uh...
00:49:28I should make it look real.
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:34Conrad.
00:49:35What is it?
00:49:35What's Conrad texting you?
00:49:36Hey, I'll be outside of your house at 7 p.m.
00:49:39See you there?
00:49:40What are you guys, uh...
00:49:41Going on a little date?
00:49:42He asked me to dinner.
00:49:43Cute, cute.
00:49:44Well, why don't we leave him a little voice message?
00:49:46Hey, Conrad.
00:49:46This is Seth.
00:49:47Uh, I'm calling you from inside Phoebe's bed right now.
00:49:50She's trying to take my shirt off and tell me how much she likes me.
00:49:52So, why don't you fuck off and find some other plants tonight?
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:53Later.
00:49:55Oh, come on.
00:49:56What?
00:49:58What?
00:49:59What are you going to do now, kitty cat?
00:50:01You're going to bite me.
00:50:03Can you?
00:50:04Can you?
00:50:04I...
00:50:05Go.
00:50:05I'm in heaven.
00:50:09Seth, I'm serious.
00:50:11I like Conrad.
00:50:12I don't want him to think you and I are a thing.
00:50:14Good, because we're not.
00:50:20Why does my heart feel so heavy?
00:50:23I don't know.
00:50:32You're really going to pick him, Phoebe.
00:50:36Hey.
00:50:37Man, listen.
00:50:38I dug into that Conrad guy like you asked.
00:50:40Dude, he's sketchy.
00:50:41Spiking drinks, messing with girls at parties.
00:50:43Total trouble.
00:50:44That's it.
00:50:44All right.
00:50:44Well, um, thank you for letting me know.
00:50:46All right.
00:50:47Bye.
00:50:56Great.
00:50:57There's Barry.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:00Let's dance.
00:51:14Phoebe, you look so hot tonight.
00:51:19I'm kind of kicking myself not asking you out earlier.
00:51:22Say something, Phoebe.
00:51:24You're literally dancing with your crush right now.
00:51:25Oh, thanks.
00:51:28I guess we have Seth to thank for this outfit.
00:51:32Shit.
00:51:33Did I just bring out my crush's enemy?
00:51:35Come on, Phoebe.
00:51:37Phoebe, it's a fucking phone.
00:51:39Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.
00:51:41That's a fucking damage.
00:51:45Let's, uh, leave him out of that.
00:51:47Yeah.
00:51:50Therefore, you can step back and then you can go to the side.
00:51:53I'll guide you.
00:51:55So, ready?
00:51:56If Seth were here, I'd want to dance with him.
00:51:59Come on, Phoebe.
00:52:00Let's grab a drink.
00:52:10Here you go.
00:52:12Thanks.
00:52:13Cheers.
00:52:21Phoebe!
00:52:23Phoebe!
00:52:24Phoebe!
00:52:27Phoebe!
00:52:27Hey, Phoebe!
00:52:28Hey, Phoebe!
00:52:30Do I know you?
00:52:31No, I'm so sorry.
00:52:33Um...
00:52:37Phoebe!
00:52:38Phoebe!
00:52:39Hey, shut it, asshole!
00:52:40You're making my ears, please!
00:52:49Where are you, Phoebe?
00:52:51Phoebe?
00:52:52Phoebe?
00:52:54Phoebe?
00:52:54Phoebe?
00:53:01Hey, Phoebe, don't drink that.
00:53:02Excuse me.
00:53:04What the hell?
00:53:05We're going from us.
00:53:07Seth, what are you doing here?
00:53:15What the hell is wrong with you?
00:53:17All right, Mom, let's go.
00:53:17Who the hell do you think you are taking her away?
00:53:20Hey, who the hell do you think you are taking her away?
00:53:22Oh, why don't you never speak to me again?
00:53:24Come on, let's go.
00:53:25I have to protect Phoebe from guys like you.
00:53:28Players and bullies.
00:53:29All right.
00:53:31Excuse me.
00:53:38You know you can drop the yak now, you fucking hypocrite.
00:53:40Stay away from me.
00:53:41Unless the next time it's gonna be your head that I'll smash against the ground.
00:53:43Are you crazy?
00:53:45Yeah, are you okay?
00:53:46Let's go.
00:53:47Stop the let go of me.
00:53:48Hey, you know what?
00:53:49You owe me.
00:53:49Seriously?
00:53:50Yeah, I didn't forget.
00:53:51Like the devil again?
00:53:52I'm gonna count to three.
00:53:54One.
00:53:55Two.
00:53:56Sorry, Connor.
00:53:57I have to go.
00:53:58Come on.
00:53:59Come on.
00:54:01Bad move, Steph.
00:54:02You're gonna regret this.
00:54:06You know what?
00:54:06If I say it's time to go, it's time to go.
00:54:08Don't give me a fucking hard time next time.
00:54:09You can't tell me what to do.
00:54:10Yes, I do.
00:54:11Seth Astor, do you realize what you just did?
00:54:13What I just did?
00:54:14Yes, you ruined my date.
00:54:15And you hurt Conrad.
00:54:17Conrad is a fucking snake.
00:54:18And if I didn't show up when I did, you'd be drugged and unconscious in his bed right now.
00:54:21Oh, cut it out.
00:54:22He's not like that, okay?
00:54:23Oh, he's not like that.
00:54:24He's not.
00:54:25He's gentle.
00:54:25You are so fucking stupid, son.
00:54:27No, he would never do that to me.
00:54:28You're just mad because he's more popular than you.
00:54:31Oh, because he's more popular than me?
00:54:32You just think I give a fuck about who's popular?
00:54:33That's why you ruined my date.
00:54:35Did I ruin your precious date?
00:54:36I'm so fucking sorry that I ruined your precious fucking date after I called you 20 times.
00:54:40I drove around every bar in the city.
00:54:41I drove around for three hours looking for you.
00:54:43Like a fucking idiot.
00:54:46He searched for me for three hours?
00:54:48Because I'm such a fucking idiot and I care about you.
00:54:52Don't touch my fucking car.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54Walk home.
00:55:00God damn it, when they tell them to walk home.
00:55:08There's a freaking storm, I can't walk home.
00:55:10Well, I have an umbrella and rain boots in the trunk, so you can't.
00:55:12You're an idiot.
00:55:14Why'd you come back, huh?
00:55:14Why'd you go?
00:55:15Why?
00:55:16Why?
00:55:17Because I care about you, okay?
00:55:22You know what I want, Phoebe?
00:55:25I want to kiss you.
00:55:26I want to take off all your clothes.
00:55:27I want to swallow you whole way.
00:55:29You beg me for more.
00:55:37Seth, Pastor, you can't do this to her.
00:55:39She's your stepsister.
00:55:43Don't you ever fucking close your eyes like that, all right?
00:55:46You think I was going to kiss you?
00:55:48You're an asshole.
00:55:50I'm just driving her.
00:55:54Phoebe, get a grip.
00:55:56You like Conrad.
00:55:57You can't fall for Seth.
00:55:59Plus, he's your step-worker.
00:56:05Phoebe, Seth, what happened to you two?
00:56:07You're soaked.
00:56:08Phoebe, why'd you tell them?
00:56:11We forgot an umbrella.
00:56:13Hurry.
00:56:14Go take a hot shower, both of you.
00:56:15Go catch a cold.
00:56:17Got it.
00:56:17Come on, you first.
00:56:19Kids.
00:56:20Go.
00:56:20Move.
00:56:21Go.
00:56:22Go.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35Sorry.
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:36I'm sorry.
00:56:37Wow.
00:56:38OK.
00:56:44So good.
00:56:48Where'd he go, where'd he go, where'd he go?
00:56:49Hey, hey.
00:56:51What's going on up there?
00:56:51You OK?
00:56:57open the door
00:56:58what's going on
00:56:59are you okay
00:57:00everything's fine
00:57:02everything's fine
00:57:02get in the closet
00:57:04get in the closet
00:57:06get in the closet
00:57:11mom
00:57:12Jacob
00:57:13I saw a cockroach's ice cream
00:57:15but everything's good
00:57:17still prepping for the homecoming
00:57:19mm-hmm
00:57:21don't push yourself too hard
00:57:23kids rest already
00:57:24okay
00:57:25goodnight
00:57:26goodnight sweetie
00:57:26if you see the cockroach again
00:57:28just tell me alright
00:57:28okay
00:57:31you're good
00:57:33yes
00:57:38I'm not used to seeing
00:57:40a half naked man
00:57:44don't get the wrong idea
00:57:46I was just trying to help you with your cut
00:57:47the first aid kids out there
00:57:49you can do it yourself
00:57:49thank you my dear Fifi
00:57:51I'm all set
00:57:54wait on
00:57:58that hot asshole
00:58:03stop thinking about Seth
00:58:05first you have to apologize to Conrad for tonight
00:58:10Conrad are you feeling better?
00:58:12I'm really sorry about tonight
00:58:13can I make it up to you next time?
00:58:15can I make it up to you next time?
00:58:15can I make it up to you next time?
00:58:19I'm alright
00:58:20don't worry Phoebe
00:58:21I can't wait for our next date
00:58:25you know what I want Phoebe
00:58:26I want to take off all your clothes
00:58:27I want to swallow you whole
00:58:28while you beg me for more
00:58:34that's my stepbrother
00:58:35and clearly a player
00:58:37so why does my heart keep racing for him?
00:58:3944
00:58:4045
00:58:4246
00:58:4347
00:58:4548
00:58:4749
00:58:491 more
00:58:521 2 3
00:58:54trust me man
00:58:58slutty little virgin Phoebe is basically mine already
00:59:02no way bro
00:59:03how did you get her?
00:59:04well she's totally into me
00:59:05I bet next time she'll end up in my bed
00:59:07shut your fucking mouth
00:59:15get the fuck off
00:59:28oh
00:59:29oh
00:59:32baby
00:59:33baby
00:59:34baby
00:59:35baby
00:59:35let's take a moment
00:59:36they're fighting in the locker room
00:59:37come on
00:59:39stay the fuck away from her okay?
00:59:41I know what you did for these girls
00:59:42the party is a fucking creep
00:59:43guess what Seth?
00:59:44I can only imagine what you look like
00:59:45mourning when you know me
00:59:47you're sick
00:59:49wait
00:59:49huh?
00:59:50stop it
00:59:50stop
00:59:51stop hurting him
00:59:52stop hurting Conrad
00:59:54what the hell is wrong with you?
00:59:56what's wrong with me?
00:59:56what's your fucking problem?
00:59:57you keep going after him
00:59:58didn't do anything wrong
00:59:59are you blind and just fucking stupid?
01:00:01you still trust Conrad?
01:00:02you have no idea what he does
01:00:04yeah I trust him
01:00:05because unlike you
01:00:07he doesn't get off on hurting people
01:00:10that's what you think of me huh?
01:00:11well okay
01:00:11whatever happens to you
01:00:13I don't care
01:00:14excuse me
01:00:18wait
01:00:18what's wrong with him?
01:00:24Julie
01:00:25Savannah
01:00:26here
01:00:27Phoebe
01:00:28here
01:00:29great
01:00:30Seth
01:00:32Seth
01:00:35okay
01:00:36Tyler
01:00:37yes Phoebe
01:00:40he's not here either
01:00:42hey Phoebe
01:00:57please leave your message for
01:00:59oh where is he?
01:01:05hey Seth
01:01:06what where did you
01:01:07hey sweetie
01:01:10you
01:01:11you
01:01:11you too?
01:01:12oh yeah
01:01:13that's right
01:01:14we're a couple now
01:01:16it's all power couples
01:01:17don't you think?
01:01:18yeah
01:01:18is that true?
01:01:20you know what Stacy did to me
01:01:22so what?
01:01:24Stacy's my new assistant
01:01:26yeah
01:01:26great
01:01:29congrats
01:01:29thank you
01:01:30thank you
01:01:33Phoebe
01:01:33you should be happy
01:01:34you're finally free from that devil
01:01:36but
01:01:37why do I feel so hurt?
01:01:39Phoebe
01:01:44tonight
01:01:44under the stadium light
01:01:47will you be my homecoming date?
01:01:48say yes
01:01:50say yes
01:01:51say yes
01:01:52say yes
01:01:56yes
01:01:56yes of course
01:01:57come back
01:02:04whoo
01:02:05whoo
01:02:05whoo
01:02:06whoo
01:02:06whoo
01:02:06whoo
01:02:07whoo
01:02:07whoo
01:02:09whoo
01:02:11baby
01:02:15Phoebe
01:02:16my girl
01:02:16you are gonna be the most remarkable homecoming queen tonight
01:02:19mom
01:02:19you're exaggerating
01:02:21where the hell is Seth?
01:02:23this is a special night for Fifi
01:02:25you should drive her
01:02:26maybe he is busy
01:02:32tonight
01:02:32under the stadium light
01:02:33will you be my homecoming date?
01:02:35yes of course
01:02:44oh
01:02:45oh
01:02:45we see she's here now
01:02:46yeah
01:02:46oh
01:02:53we see she's here now
01:02:58yeah
01:02:58wow
01:03:00she looks amazing
01:03:01wow
01:03:02she looks amazing
01:03:02Phoebe and Conrad
01:03:05a total power couple
01:03:06a total power couple
01:03:07Seth where are you?
01:03:14this year's homecoming king is Conrad Harper
01:03:19you gots my man
01:03:21thanks Phoebe
01:03:24and the homecoming queen is
01:03:27Phoebe Jean
01:03:30come on
01:03:31come on
01:03:32please go
01:03:38why do I feel so empty?
01:03:40homecoming queen
01:03:41cheers
01:03:42Conrad
01:03:43it's everything I used to dream about
01:03:45funny
01:03:46the only person I want here is Seth
01:03:49Seth?
01:03:50can I see my phone?
01:03:53is this a family member of Seth Aster?
01:03:55he was in a severe car crash
01:03:56he's at St. Paul
01:03:57Phoebe
01:03:59Phoebe
01:04:00Phoebe
01:04:02Phoebe
01:04:03what is wrong?
01:04:04where are you going?
01:04:05tonight's our midnight
01:04:06just let go of me
01:04:07what?
01:04:09enjoy
01:04:12wait did she just totally bitch con on?
01:04:15where the hell did that bitch go?
01:04:17Phoebe Jean
01:04:19don't regret this
01:04:23I died
01:04:24sorry I'm going just like that
01:04:26from the car crash
01:04:28no
01:04:28no
01:04:28no
01:04:33mom
01:04:34I'm sorry Seth
01:04:35I'm
01:04:36so stupid
01:04:37I never loved Conrad
01:04:39it was you
01:04:40it's always been you
01:04:41I
01:04:42you drive me crazy but
01:04:44you made me laugh
01:04:45you made me cry
01:04:47you're the only one
01:04:48I can't stop thinking about
01:04:49I'm sorry
01:04:51it took me till now to say it
01:04:53I'm sorry
01:04:53I'm sorry
01:04:56I'm so sorry Seth
01:04:58I'm sorry it's too late
01:05:03who says you're too late?
01:05:11is it real?
01:05:12I didn't get the chance to tell you
01:05:14your friend is fine
01:05:17I'm okay
01:05:18I'm okay
01:05:19I'm okay
01:05:19I'm okay
01:05:19come here
01:05:21oh my god
01:05:22someone hasn't scared me to death
01:05:24wow
01:05:25at least now I know
01:05:26that you really love me
01:05:28of course I do
01:05:29you look beautiful
01:05:31really?
01:05:32yeah
01:05:33I don't know
01:05:35I'm sweaty and crying
01:05:36I don't care about that
01:05:38all I can think about
01:05:39is that I want to kiss you right here
01:05:40in front of everybody
01:05:42I am way too into you Phoebe Jean
01:05:45come here
01:05:46come here
01:05:56that's the most dramatic love confession I've ever seen
01:06:02don't laugh video
01:06:05let me show you my room
01:06:06now you came back to me
01:06:15no take backs
01:06:17no take backs
01:06:25no take backs
01:06:48Alex
01:06:48here
01:06:49I do
01:06:53work
01:07:00why
01:07:01why
01:07:01why
01:07:01why
01:07:01why
01:07:02why
01:07:02why
01:07:03why
01:07:24Young master, I've confirmed your car accident.
01:07:27Conrad Harper orchestrated it.
01:07:31Beautiful, thank you for confirming.
01:07:33Oh, my God, Conrad did all this?
01:07:35Yeah, and not only did he, like, destroy the brakes of my car,
01:07:38but he also was drugging and sexually assaulting, like, other girls from other schools.
01:07:43Oh, my God.
01:07:44Yeah.
01:07:45Sorry I didn't trust you.
01:07:47Hey, it's okay.
01:07:48I didn't realize how much of a douche Conrad was.
01:07:50Yeah, pretty serious douche.
01:07:53I'll take care of it.
01:07:54And when I'm done, no girl in school will come anywhere near him.
01:07:57Kitty, can't you grow up?
01:08:02All right, five more minutes.
01:08:12Thank you, kid.
01:08:30Kitty, are you okay?
01:08:31Did you figure out last night's emergency?
01:08:36Don't feel bad about leaving me last night.
01:08:38I'm totally fine.
01:08:39And as long as you're good, that's all that matters to me.
01:08:44Conrad, I never imagined you'd be so disgusting and two-faced.
01:08:48You almost killed Seth last night.
01:08:49And you drugged all those girls.
01:08:51Phoebe, there's been a misunderstanding.
01:08:54An innocent girl like you can easily be tricked.
01:08:58I wasn't tricked.
01:08:59I know exactly who you are.
01:09:01I liked you, but I will never fall for someone like you again.
01:09:04Someone who makes my skin crawl.
01:09:06And I will make sure every single girl in school knows exactly who you are.
01:09:14Phoebe, Seth, you pushed me into this.
01:09:16And it just so happens I know your dirty little secret.
01:09:22Well, we're gonna win.
01:09:23We have to win volleyball.
01:09:23Also, you guys have to be really good at volleyball.
01:09:25You're right, man.
01:09:25No.
01:09:38What the hell is your problem?
01:09:39Phoebe, Gene, you are so gross.
01:09:43Sucking your stepbrother's dick.
01:09:47She's so sick.
01:09:49I can't believe we just voted this pervert.
01:09:50Homecoming queen.
01:09:55You act all holier than thou.
01:09:57But really?
01:09:58You're just a whiny little bitch.
01:10:00Turns out our little Miss Perfect is just a cheap slut.
01:10:05I kind of wonder what's next.
01:10:06Looking up with Poppy?
01:10:08No.
01:10:08You know, what should I do?
01:10:11What should I do?
01:10:12What should I do?
01:10:13What should I do?
01:10:18Drop out slut.
01:10:19Drop out slut.
01:10:20S-L-U-T.
01:10:21Slut, slut, slut.
01:10:24All right, that's enough.
01:10:30Get away from me.
01:10:32Boys, lock this down.
01:10:33Yes, sir.
01:10:34Heads down.
01:10:34On the ground.
01:10:35Let's go.
01:10:36You okay?
01:10:37I guess.
01:10:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:40Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:40Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:46And she started this incestuous affair.
01:10:52Yes, Phoebe Jane is my stepsister.
01:10:54But when it comes to the incestuous affair, it's all my fault.
01:10:58I pursued Phoebe.
01:11:00I forced her to be my assistant and do everything for me.
01:11:02But Phoebe had nothing to do with it.
01:11:08It's just a game.
01:11:10Now that it's out, it's over with.
01:11:12Does everybody understand that?
01:11:13Okay, good.
01:11:15Remember that I am breaking up with you, okay?
01:11:18Seth, I know you're protecting me.
01:11:21Seth?
01:11:22Phoebe?
01:11:24Principal's office, now.
01:11:31Mr. Astor, this scandal is damaging the school's reputation.
01:11:36And the Astor family stock keeps sopping.
01:11:38We need to address this immediately.
01:11:41I always knew you were reckless.
01:11:44But praying on your own, stepsister?
01:11:49You, you should be a saint.
01:11:57Phoebe, you and Seth?
01:11:59Is this true?
01:12:01Yes, it's true.
01:12:02Oh.
01:12:03Absolutely.
01:12:04I took four responsibility for it.
01:12:05Mom.
01:12:07Jacob, I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
01:12:11I'm sorry if this ruined your marriage or hurt the family, but it's not Seth's fault.
01:12:18I'm the one who fell in love with him.
01:12:23I chose him.
01:12:25Jesus, Phoebe.
01:12:27I take four responsibility for everything.
01:12:29I'll explain everything to the press, and I'm going to transfer schools.
01:12:32Seth, you can't do this.
01:12:33It's okay.
01:12:34I'm going to change my last name to, uh, Mom's last name.
01:12:37Or later.
01:12:38Then, me and Phoebe won't legally be siblings anymore.
01:12:41I move in with Uncle Mark in New York.
01:12:43I'm going to plan all life to these schools out there.
01:12:45Everything will be fine.
01:12:46You know, he's a little less heavy-handed than you are, Dad.
01:12:52It's okay, Seth.
01:12:54So, that's it?
01:12:56We...
01:12:56We end here?
01:12:58You can't do this.
01:12:59I know you love me, Seth.
01:13:02Of course I love you.
01:13:04And I'm never going to stop loving you.
01:13:06Okay?
01:13:07Ever.
01:13:09Phoebe, I need you to forget about me.
01:13:11I need you to move on and start your new life.
01:13:15Shout out for me.
01:13:17Okay?
01:13:19Tina.
01:13:23Later, I saw him.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:37You like that photo gift I sent of you and Phoebe?
01:13:39Hmm?
01:13:41Guess she's getting expelled.
01:13:42Ran to the campus whore now, right?
01:13:45Lucky you.
01:13:46She's taking a fall for everything.
01:13:47You know, in spite of everything that I know you've done,
01:13:50here's one thing that I wanted to say to you.
01:13:52Hmm.
01:13:53What's that, Seth?
01:13:54You're a shitty quarterback.
01:14:01Fuck, enough!
01:14:09Seth, you are suspended.
01:14:13Take this time to reflect.
01:14:15Conrad, you are expelled
01:14:18for spreading false campers' rumors
01:14:19and for your despicable involvement in Seth's car crash.
01:14:22We're detaining you until the police arrive.
01:14:25No.
01:14:25Get him out of here!
01:14:26Get the fuck off me!
01:14:27Get off me!
01:14:29Get off!
01:14:31Seth,
01:14:32you need to make other arrangements.
01:14:35For Fifi's sake.
01:14:41Seth!
01:14:42Seth, please!
01:14:43Please, I want you to go.
01:14:46Please.
01:14:47Please.
01:14:54Fuck them.
01:15:08I'll come back for you, Fifi.
01:15:10I promise.
01:15:11I can't wait for you.
01:15:40I'll come back for you.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:45Thanks.
01:15:45Yeah.
01:15:46We wanted to invite you to our prom tonight.
01:15:47All the elites from the West Coast are going to be there.
01:15:50Hey, Fifi!
01:15:53Ready for a date?
01:15:54Yeah.
01:16:00Cheers, Dave, baby.
01:16:03I'll know the starlight.
01:16:07Night.
01:16:09I'm on the side.
01:16:11I'm on the side.
01:16:12I'm on the side.
01:16:12We'll kill you.
01:16:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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