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00:00:01THE END
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Why?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:14Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:18Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:20This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:22I only want you.
00:00:26Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:28But I don't care.
00:00:30You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:40That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:42my brother's best friend,
00:00:43claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:46on my 18th birthday.
00:00:47In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:49Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:00:52In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:00:54It's pure tragic.
00:00:55Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:00:57but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:00:58So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:02Oh, shit!
00:01:03Fucking dumbass!
00:01:05Stupid!
00:01:06Stupid!
00:01:08Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:10It could be really bad.
00:01:12Oh, fuck.
00:01:13Oh, my God.
00:01:15What?
00:01:15No.
00:01:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:18Oh, my God.
00:01:19Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut
00:01:23starring him.
00:01:27All right.
00:01:28Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:29We can crash here when I'm off of the league this year.
00:01:31This is awesome.
00:01:33I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:35And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:38But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:40What brings up?
00:01:41Not so fast.
00:01:42You're not staying here alone.
00:01:44I have your roommate.
00:01:45I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:01:46What?
00:01:47A roommate?
00:01:47No, I'm an adult.
00:01:48I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:01:50No, no.
00:01:50You're a big baby.
00:01:51Here you go.
00:01:52Okay.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54What is it?
00:02:10Hey, Rumi.
00:02:11It's been a while.
00:02:12You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:16Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:17I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:19The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:20I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:24Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:26What?
00:02:26Alice.
00:02:27Whoa, Allie.
00:02:28Quit drooling.
00:02:28Come on, that's gross.
00:02:29I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:31I would say it's zoning out.
00:02:32Uh-huh.
00:02:33And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:02:34Put some actual pants on.
00:02:35You can't go come in in front of my little sister.
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:37I just gotta share her.
00:02:38I don't care, man.
00:02:39Alright?
00:02:39You're on watch duty now.
00:02:40You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:02:42Okay?
00:02:42And remember, the most important part, road code.
00:02:44We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:02:46Rowan.
00:02:46I'm gonna sleep with you, Rowan.
00:02:47Catch you later, okay?
00:02:48Okay.
00:02:48Catch you after practice, okay?
00:02:50Alright, later, bye.
00:02:52You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:00Hey, hey, it reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:05I don't know.
00:03:06Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:08It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:15Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:18don't wanna open it.
00:03:19And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:03:22at it.
00:03:23Yeah, right.
00:03:24A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:03:28That's a bummer, huh?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:30No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:03:35So he hasn't seen it.
00:03:36I'm safe.
00:03:37Wow, what's on the email?
00:03:40Wow, what's on the email?
00:03:41Anything, uh, scandalous?
00:03:43Inappropriate?
00:03:43Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:03:44Nothing.
00:03:45Nothing.
00:03:46Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:03:47I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:03:51uh, tell me.
00:03:52No, nothing.
00:03:53Nothing scandalous.
00:03:54I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:03:56Good to see you.
00:04:00Okay, deep breath.
00:04:02This is my year.
00:04:03New city, new school.
00:04:05I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:06And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:04:24What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:04:26Uh, more like a 12.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31Um, I'm Allison.
00:04:32I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:04:35Sweetie.
00:04:35Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:04:36And more delicate.
00:04:38You know what I mean?
00:04:39Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45You want a shot?
00:04:47But you have to prove your guts first.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:04:50Go talk to the football captain.
00:04:52If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:04:57Sure.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58Problem.
00:04:58Bracey.
00:04:59He's in a team meeting.
00:05:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:05:03Hey, just barge in.
00:05:04Be aggressive.
00:05:05He loves that.
00:05:07See you later.
00:05:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:05:14She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:05:18Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:05:23Third door.
00:05:24Meeting room.
00:05:25Show em aggression.
00:05:26I got this.
00:05:34Oh my god.
00:05:36Oh my god.
00:05:37You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:05:38Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:05:40We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:05:45Hope you brought your meepods, virgin.
00:05:47No!
00:05:48No!
00:05:49No!
00:05:49No!
00:05:49Don't be shy, baby!
00:05:51Turn around!
00:05:52Whoa!
00:05:57Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:05:58I just, I need to see the captain.
00:06:00Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:06:02Are you needing a salute?
00:06:04Back off!
00:06:07Oh!
00:06:18Back off!
00:06:20You looking for me?
00:06:22What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:06:26Brett?
00:06:26He's the football captain?
00:06:28Of course he is.
00:06:29Who else could it be?
00:06:31Look, I need to ask you something.
00:06:33You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half an agent.
00:06:36Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:06:38The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on
00:06:40the squad.
00:06:41Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:06:43I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decided the roster the coach is at.
00:06:46Oh my god.
00:06:47Sorry.
00:06:48Uh, I, I have to go.
00:06:50Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:06:51You look thirsty.
00:06:59Hey, well Greg, well you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:07:01Put it down!
00:07:05What's that?
00:07:06Alright, let's get you out of here.
00:07:07I don't want to just see you like this.
00:07:08It's okay, I can just go out.
00:07:19I finally did it.
00:07:20The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:07:23I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:07:25And holy hell, it felt good.
00:07:28The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:07:34Nice look.
00:07:40You guys are matched.
00:07:41It's just a joke.
00:07:43Seriously.
00:07:45The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:07:48Don't look, it's a kisser!
00:07:49In the men's shower, Elson?
00:07:51Unmanged.
00:07:52If he kissed as good as he loves?
00:07:54Kill me now.
00:08:00what are you doing here i'm here to pick you up obviously
00:08:05didn't your practice end like four hours ago yes it did you've just been waiting yeah and uh
00:08:10whose fault is that i messaged you oh crap i blocked him the second i hit send on that smut
00:08:16i was dying of embarrassment i must have missed your message sorry you missed my messenger
00:08:23you know i don't think so i think i've been blocked for a month why okay come on what just
00:08:29get it back
00:08:30whatever you hold on you're texting chad i've been blocked for a month but you're texting chad
00:08:36at midnight now chad is a walking std he sleeps with everything that moves are you are you into
00:08:39that we're doing a school project together ah school project yes you know chad is definitely
00:08:44known for his academic passions well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please
00:08:48hold on let me do something real quick what are you doing there you go chad is deleted what what
00:08:53stop that's not cool you can't do that that's not fair uh yes it is because listen you're my business
00:09:00now so right now i want you to open your phone so take your phone out cool do what i
00:09:09want you to uh
00:09:09make my contact to the top keep it cool allison act like you've been in a car before
00:09:21this is literally my fanfic the car the moonlit night and the brooding quarterback i'm gonna
00:09:28spontaneously combust
00:09:34this is all i've ever wanted
00:09:36i only have ever wanted you
00:09:42yes
00:09:43harder faster i'm coming
00:09:48yes any a little bit of air it's really hot in here i should mess with her like this
00:09:53ron is gonna kill me but she's too cute no i just
00:10:05oh my god even my stories didn't go that far i mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:10:10would i
00:10:10even survive that you have double xl condoms you see
00:10:13do you actually use those yeah
00:10:19there's no way that's like a sleeping bag
00:10:27yeah well you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:10:29yeah you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room
00:10:32you kissed me back
00:10:33you basically attacked me i was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor
00:10:41pathetic i'm actually pathetic i thought he kissed me back i'm such an idiot
00:10:46forget i said anything
00:10:47no why don't we talk about something that matters
00:10:49now that you're my responsibility we're gonna send some new ground rules
00:10:52excuse me
00:10:53there's gonna be a 9 p.m curfew
00:10:56no parties no frat movies
00:10:57and you're gonna share your location with me all the time
00:10:59are you insane
00:11:00who do you think you are my father
00:11:07i'm your roommate i'm also your brother's best friend
00:11:11so he does just see me as a liability
00:11:14yeah we're roommates that means we're equals
00:11:18that means you don't get to tell me what to do
00:11:20so you're forgetting the point where i said that i am your brother's best friend
00:11:23and ron's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever i want you to do
00:11:27to make sure that you're safe
00:11:28why don't you consider me your brother pro max
00:11:32no definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:11:35no pro max
00:11:37not when he looks like that
00:11:42yeah this whole thing
00:11:44is ridiculous
00:11:46first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:11:48now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:11:50and what parties i can go to
00:11:51you don't get to tell me about them
00:11:53i'm not your prisoner
00:11:54i don't control what i do
00:11:56yes i do
00:12:07freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:12:10fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:12:13mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:12:16lingerie? seriously?
00:12:18but if i don't go it'll be social suicide
00:12:20and i'll never make this plot
00:12:21i'm not letting rita win
00:12:24i'm your roommate
00:12:25i'm also your brother's best friend
00:12:26since that's all he wants to be
00:12:28a roommate
00:12:28my brother's best friend
00:12:30screw him
00:12:31i don't take orders from those
00:12:49oh my god
00:12:51did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:12:54oh
00:12:56look everyone
00:12:57the strippers arrived
00:12:59let's all give littlest hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:13:04thanks
00:13:05at least i don't look so ordinary
00:13:08you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:13:10you're starting to think you have a crush rita
00:13:13now
00:13:13are we gonna have some fun?
00:13:15or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:13:19turn the music up let's play a game
00:13:33i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:13:41shit
00:13:42i don't have any guy friends here
00:13:44chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:13:47what's the matter?
00:13:48no guys want you?
00:13:49tick tock sweetie
00:13:51she's stalling
00:13:52she doesn't have anyone to call
00:13:54you can't get a guy?
00:13:55you dress like a hooker
00:13:56you flash your tits enough
00:13:57a single man wants to claim you?
00:13:59just give me a second
00:14:08yeah allison
00:14:09yeah i
00:14:15that is punishment for wasting your time
00:14:18once you're so thirsty
00:14:19lick it up
00:14:24lick it up
00:14:32brett
00:14:34what's up
00:14:34where are you?
00:14:36i'm at club five
00:14:36i um
00:14:38i lost a dare
00:14:39yeah?
00:14:40what kind of dare?
00:14:43i need a man to claim me
00:14:44in front of everyone
00:14:46alison are you asking me to
00:14:47go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:14:50go out of night?
00:14:51come on
00:14:51brett
00:14:52please this is serious
00:14:52can you just come get me?
00:14:53no alison you know what
00:14:54you want to break the rules
00:14:56you enjoy your night
00:14:57brett please
00:15:01how dare you even think brett
00:15:02he'd rather die than being a slut like you
00:15:05you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:15:08i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:15:15where do you think you're going?
00:15:16grab her
00:15:17nope
00:15:17get off of me
00:15:18you lost the dare
00:15:19you paid the price
00:15:22you need to loosen up
00:15:24you could get brett's touchy
00:15:25that's fine
00:15:25we'll help you lower your standards
00:15:29no!
00:15:39what was that?
00:15:41oh
00:15:41jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:15:47please
00:15:48come on sweetheart
00:15:49that dare's a dare
00:15:50stop fighting
00:15:53i'm doing you a favor
00:15:55taking the beaver
00:15:55take the beaver
00:16:00no!
00:16:03please
00:16:03please
00:16:04please
00:16:04stop
00:16:04please
00:16:04get in this
00:16:05that's what gets used
00:16:19don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:16:21don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:16:30this is a total overreaction jason and allie were just having fun together
00:16:34i mean look at how she's dressed she's practically begging for it
00:16:46you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:16:50and that goes for everybody i want to see one picture of one video does everybody understand
00:16:54that great we're going to delete them right now
00:17:11hey hey what do you think you're doing huh you're sneaking out going to a place like
00:17:16this would happen if i hadn't shown up huh what did you mean back there
00:17:24back where when you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:17:30the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:17:35i told ron that i was going to protect you and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:17:40yeah i know because i'm just ron's sister always causing trouble just put this out happy
00:17:51well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:17:54like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke bullshit you're trying to
00:17:58impress people that don't matter okay these people are not your friends and you're lowering your
00:18:01standards i know i know obviously i know rita's not my friend and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:18:06and i know that i'm not good enough for you that's not true fuck rita fuck everybody
00:18:13i'll send you perfect just the way that you are i don't want to be me okay i want to
00:18:17be liked i
00:18:17want to be wanted and i want someone who will answer when i call them i'll always answer when you
00:18:21come i'll always be there so what does that mean what does that mean for us what am i to
00:18:28you brett
00:18:29i'm losing my mind i know the rules but look at her all i can think just this once what
00:18:40say it just say it i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this because i'm just ron's
00:18:44little
00:18:44sister no it's the only reason you look at me huh that is not true then tell me that you
00:18:49don't feel
00:18:49anything when you look at me tell me there's nothing happening right now i can't you can't
00:18:55actually do anything about it either so you know what just forget it forget i said anything
00:19:02i'm done begging you i'm done no alison alison stop that
00:19:10listen there's a line that i'm trying to not cross why because if i do i wouldn't be able to
00:19:17stop
00:19:20it says that you have to stop please don't stop please don't stop
00:19:42what are you doing bro
00:20:09what is he doing is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:20:16yeah your eyes are super red hey ron what's up man
00:20:19ali called me dumbass and i had signed up to see your face two inches away from her so you
00:20:24guys
00:20:24better have a good ass explanation right now or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:20:27it's it was an accident okay we just i butt dialed you we went to the freshman party and and
00:20:33i was
00:20:34leaving and something got in my eye and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:20:38okay chill really yeah look
00:20:44it's really dry okay my eyes like dying
00:20:48all right brett if that's true you guys got to take her to i don't know like urgent care right
00:20:52now
00:20:52or something i need you to take care of that i was uh i was going to right after i
00:20:56got it peace
00:20:57bye
00:21:00oh my god that was really really close
00:21:03babe it's uh
00:21:04you forgot something
00:21:06no ellie
00:21:07it's like
00:21:08come on you almost kissed me
00:21:09hey allison
00:21:11stop
00:21:15quit acting so childish
00:21:19you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:21:23is you
00:21:30all right ladies physical assessments today
00:21:33allison you're first
00:22:00man ellison i see you
00:22:03hey looking flexible allison
00:22:05you can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day babe
00:22:08shut up
00:22:15hey uh
00:22:16hey watch it what's your problem
00:22:27partner up stretching drills
00:22:32solo allison
00:22:33let me help
00:22:34i'm real hands on
00:22:37i'm okay
00:22:38come on
00:22:39you'll be fine
00:22:40i promise
00:22:42look chad you're really
00:22:44oh excuse me
00:22:46i'm not
00:22:47with anyone
00:22:48um i don't need rescuing
00:22:50so
00:22:51that's right
00:22:51she's need to keep her brett
00:22:54excuse me
00:22:58walk away chad
00:23:00right now
00:23:02wait a minute
00:23:03you're lost
00:23:08what are you doing
00:23:09are you jealous or something
00:23:11no i'm not jealous
00:23:12what was that
00:23:13i promised ron that i would take care of you
00:23:14keep the vultures away
00:23:15just doing my job
00:23:18first exercise
00:23:19partner sit-ups
00:23:23all right come on
00:23:24you're first
00:23:29let's go we don't have all day
00:23:31you ready looking
00:23:32i'm trying to detox brett
00:23:34but how am i supposed to do that if he's everywhere
00:23:36let's go we don't have all day
00:23:39you want to play
00:23:41fine
00:23:41let's play
00:23:48what are you doing huh
00:24:09you're not doing anything
00:24:10stop it
00:24:12stop
00:24:13flair
00:24:15switch positions
00:24:17you're turned
00:24:28whenever you're ready
00:24:29she's trying to kill me
00:24:30and it's working
00:24:36she's your best friend's sister
00:24:38it's the forbidden fruit
00:24:40we're asking i'm murdering you
00:24:46what the hell am i doing
00:24:52what the hell am i doing
00:24:53you okay brett
00:24:55and done
00:24:56allison
00:24:57you killed it today
00:24:59you're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game
00:25:02really
00:25:03wow thank you
00:25:06congratulations
00:25:07uh
00:25:08good flirting you two
00:25:14no
00:25:38can you please get me a paper towel
00:25:39yeah yeah for sure
00:25:40here
00:25:42jesus
00:25:42i'm so sorry
00:25:43it's fine
00:25:44okay
00:25:45brain bleach
00:25:46i need brain bleach
00:25:47but
00:25:48damn it
00:25:48how do i unsee that
00:25:49how do i stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest
00:25:52okay
00:25:52it's fine
00:25:53just
00:25:53it's okay
00:25:54just forget it okay
00:25:54i'm doing laundry
00:25:55i'm sorry i spilled milk on you
00:25:57i um
00:25:58didn't
00:25:59you know you're not really wearing any clothes
00:26:00and
00:26:01and neither are you
00:26:02you're just as dressed as i am
00:26:04you're wearing shorts and nothing else
00:26:05and you're not looking where you're going
00:26:07no okay i said i was sorry all right
00:26:08listen i just
00:26:11why aren't you still here
00:26:13why aren't you still here
00:26:13why wouldn't i be here
00:26:14this is my morning routine
00:26:15i know it's 8 30
00:26:17isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:26:19do you like a hair and makeup thing
00:26:20what
00:26:21nobody told me that
00:26:22oh my god she's gonna kill me
00:26:25this is how i'm gonna get kicked off the team
00:26:26she's gonna
00:26:27she's gonna kill me because i'm late for her first performance
00:26:29hey hey hey it's okay
00:26:30i'll try
00:26:31okay
00:26:32thank you
00:26:43get all your stuff
00:26:43yeah um
00:26:45i had to go
00:26:46okay
00:26:47thanks
00:26:47bye
00:26:55did you just see that
00:26:56that rookie just rolled up with brett harrison
00:26:59and she was in the shotgun
00:27:00never lets any girl sit there
00:27:02enjoy it while it lasts
00:27:04nobody takes breath from me
00:27:11hey uh sorry i'm late i didn't know the call time was 7 a.m
00:27:15don't make excuses scott
00:27:17late is late
00:27:18you're just too lazy
00:27:26hey
00:27:27what's your problem
00:27:28my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:27:30it's the first game and you can't even be on time
00:27:33like i said nobody
00:27:36no hey stop
00:27:38are you crazy
00:27:39consider this a lesson
00:27:41to understand punctuality
00:27:43stop
00:27:45you want to fight
00:27:46i'll give you a reason
00:27:52hey hey what are you doing
00:27:53what do you think you're doing huh
00:27:54get your fucking hands off
00:27:55it's the girls locker room
00:27:56cool get out
00:27:59get out of here
00:27:59all of you get out of here right now
00:28:01did you hear me get out
00:28:05you okay
00:28:07it's fine
00:28:09i just can't go out there like this
00:28:10so i'm just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick or something
00:28:13it's gonna be okay we have enough time
00:28:15excuse me
00:28:17hi hello
00:28:19listen i need you to go to the school
00:28:20i need you to meet me in the woman's locker room
00:28:21right now
00:28:25all right hey listen
00:28:27use my jersey
00:28:28make you look better than the original
00:28:29all right
00:28:50oh shit
00:28:51is that even allison
00:29:00she looks
00:29:02stunning
00:29:04look at you you look uh you look fantastic
00:29:07you know i think you look better in that jersey than i ever do
00:29:09it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:29:10you know that's true
00:29:11that's true i am
00:29:12hey are you sure
00:29:13it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:29:16yeah
00:29:17you're the only thing here that managed me
00:29:19really
00:29:21to you as
00:29:22as your best friend's sister
00:29:23of course
00:29:24as
00:29:26more than just a friend's sister
00:29:28all right
00:29:29time's ticking
00:29:30let's move
00:29:31allison
00:29:32i don't know whatever this look is
00:29:36but
00:29:37it works
00:29:37you take center
00:29:38let's go
00:29:43hey
00:29:43hey uh
00:29:49what do you make
00:29:55thank you
00:29:57ladies and gentlemen
00:29:58please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:30:28what is that girl
00:30:31she's on fire
00:30:32like allison scott
00:30:33i know she had moves
00:30:38allison is seriously so hot
00:30:40i mean damn
00:30:41i'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:30:43body in that uniform
00:30:44woo
00:30:45you're getting lucky tonight
00:30:48stay with me
00:30:48i don't have to
00:30:49to girls like that
00:30:50they always come running to guys like me
00:30:53i'm telling you right now
00:30:54you don't fuck off
00:30:54the only thing that's gonna be chasing
00:30:56is my fist
00:31:05he's on the 30 yard line
00:31:06the 20
00:31:07the 10
00:31:11touchdown
00:31:11bat harrison does it again
00:31:13state wins
00:31:26hey
00:31:28congrats on the win captain that was really good
00:31:31thank you
00:31:31you know it's uh
00:31:32it's really just another tuesday for me
00:31:33okay shut up
00:31:34oh
00:31:37you okay
00:31:38kiss
00:31:46oh my god
00:31:48is he actually going to kiss me
00:31:50in front of the entire stadium
00:31:59now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:32:02i haven't seen one of these in years
00:32:06come on allison
00:32:07let's give the people what they want
00:32:09i know
00:32:10i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:32:14oh but i want it
00:32:31i can't believe this is happening
00:32:35kiss cam
00:32:36me and brett
00:32:44allison
00:32:45don't pass out
00:32:49thanks for keeping shout at bay
00:32:50no problem
00:32:58this is insane
00:32:59i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:33:02but it feels so right
00:33:04i never want it to end
00:33:09harrison
00:33:14harrison
00:33:16what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:33:20rock just calm down okay
00:33:21you're making a scene
00:33:22i'm making a scene
00:33:22yeah i'm making a scene
00:33:23you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:33:26stop beating like this okay
00:33:28are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two would have needed to get a road
00:33:31you're unbelievable
00:33:34you're unbelievable
00:33:35i'd hate you
00:33:36dude i'm
00:33:39you cut the crap you cut the crap you cut the crap you cut the crap you tell me right
00:33:41now what's happening between you two i promise
00:33:43do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:33:47fucking lying
00:33:47fucking lying i saw the way you kiss her okay she is not another one of your conquests i know
00:33:51that
00:33:51so you stay in your lane because she is my sister and i'm warning you
00:33:55you do not cross me you do not i promise you dude
00:33:58fuck
00:34:02okay hey we need to talk
00:34:05no i sound like a mom
00:34:07this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:34:11you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:34:16he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded in live stream
00:34:22okay do or die
00:34:28what are you doing
00:34:29getting groceries what do you think i'm doing
00:34:32i'm taking a hot bath
00:34:33well i think you should do something else
00:34:34i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:34:37she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:34:39brett
00:34:41what happened at the kiss cam today
00:34:43i know you didn't pay it
00:34:44i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:34:47hi
00:34:48you can't talk about the kiss cam
00:34:49like are you that much of a coward
00:34:51oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about
00:34:55it was a kiss cam at a game and we did it
00:34:57do you want to get real ellie the fun's over
00:34:59it's finished do you understand
00:35:03don't you dare no don't you dare look like that
00:35:05i'm not doing it
00:35:06no no no that's not fair okay
00:35:07do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:35:08you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:35:11don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:35:12you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:35:14yeah i'm not doing anything
00:35:16yes you are
00:35:17you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:35:20because that's all this is yeah
00:35:22okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:35:24i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:35:30don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:35:33chad's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:35:38i can
00:35:43oh
00:35:45is he hard
00:35:49at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:35:52you don't think i'll be honest
00:35:58oh it's getting hot now
00:35:59you know
00:36:01biology
00:36:02whether it's biology or not
00:36:05i'm the one who's causing it
00:36:09allie
00:36:10right
00:36:10you guys out here
00:36:12fucking shit
00:36:12what the fuck is he doing here
00:36:13you have to get out
00:36:14i can't get out
00:36:15if i get out he's gonna see with my flag
00:36:16on his way to him
00:36:17okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:36:18so i i'm gonna get out
00:36:20okay cool
00:36:20allie hey
00:36:22oh my god he's telling you
00:36:23allie hey
00:36:24just get under
00:36:25get under what
00:36:25right now we have to get down
00:36:30allie
00:36:31hi
00:36:31she's not alone
00:36:33yeah but i'm naked
00:36:34what i'm naked
00:36:35get out
00:36:37you're
00:36:38you're not though
00:36:40okay well
00:36:41i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so
00:36:43i'm sorry i just i wanted to get my charger
00:36:45i left it on here yesterday
00:36:46you got it
00:36:47i also wanted to say that
00:36:50i think you did a great job today
00:36:52i mean it you kicked ass
00:36:53and i'm sorry that i was a
00:36:55an asshole about it
00:36:57thanks
00:37:03okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:37:04seeing my best friend just
00:37:06suck my sister's face off traumatized me
00:37:09so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:37:12ron
00:37:12i mean it's a kiss cam
00:37:14it's a game
00:37:14everyone does it
00:37:16a game
00:37:16i just feel like it's kind of
00:37:18i don't know a dream
00:37:19this is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life
00:37:21well it was him or it was chad
00:37:23so who did you want me to pick
00:37:24that's fair
00:37:26chad sucks
00:37:26yeah
00:37:27tone it down a little bit okay
00:37:28okay he's my best friend
00:37:29and i don't want things to be weird
00:37:32they won't be
00:37:35okay thanks
00:37:38what was that
00:37:40what was that
00:37:43sorry i got water in my nose
00:37:44okay
00:37:45i'm okay
00:37:45don't drown
00:37:46okay
00:37:46okay have a good soak i guess
00:37:48okay
00:37:49bye
00:37:55bye
00:37:56god the aliens get died
00:37:58good talk
00:37:59wait
00:38:02i have to ask you something
00:38:04i'm going to ask him out
00:38:05on a date
00:38:05don't be the little sister allison
00:38:07be the girl he kissed
00:38:08there's this
00:38:10like stupid event
00:38:11thing tomorrow
00:38:11i was just
00:38:13wondering if he would want to go with me
00:38:20got plans ally
00:38:23okay
00:38:24yeah whatever
00:38:25i just
00:38:25i guess we have the same plans
00:38:45except his are with rita
00:38:47not me
00:38:55look
00:38:56charity case is running a charity sale
00:38:58she's finally getting back
00:38:59did you know
00:38:59allison hand makes these little trinkets
00:39:01it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:39:03i didn't know you two were coming together
00:39:06i came by myself
00:39:07brett was kind enough to help me
00:39:08with my family's donation
00:39:10daddy donated a little of his collection
00:39:11nothing major
00:39:12just some birkin bags
00:39:13some vintage rolex watches
00:39:15let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:39:19huh
00:39:19how much are you asking for this
00:39:21fifteen dollars
00:39:22i made it myself
00:39:24fifteen dollars
00:39:25for some plastic and twine
00:39:26you don't have to buy it
00:39:27it's ambitious
00:39:29you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:39:32i'm gonna take
00:39:33every single one of these bracelets
00:39:34i want to say five hundred dollars a piece
00:39:41are you insane
00:39:42you actually want this garbage
00:39:43you know i value the artist
00:39:44that's just how expensive something looks
00:39:45so five hundred dollars
00:39:47what's that supposed to mean
00:39:48she's nothing
00:39:48no you're nothing
00:39:49especially compared to her
00:39:51how dare you compare me to this
00:39:52peasant
00:39:54why don't you get out of here
00:39:56no i'm serious
00:39:56don't come back to this table again
00:40:01you know i do think this stuff is pretty
00:40:02what are you doing
00:40:03what do you mean
00:40:04you can't keep doing this to me
00:40:05you blew me off yesterday
00:40:06and then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry
00:40:09you're distant with me one second
00:40:10and then you defend me the next
00:40:11what do you want
00:40:12i'm just trying to
00:40:13oh allison
00:40:15party at my place
00:40:17celebrating the big win
00:40:18you coming
00:40:20i don't know
00:40:21i'm not interested
00:40:22she's a grown woman
00:40:24she can speak for herself
00:40:26so
00:40:26what do you say
00:40:29you're not going anywhere
00:40:31and there goes the big brother act again
00:40:33who does he think he is
00:40:34toying with my feelings like this
00:40:35you hate chad brett
00:40:36fine
00:40:37chad's my new best friend then
00:40:38oh yeah
00:40:40sounds fun
00:40:43i'll be there
00:40:51there she is
00:40:52my guest of honor
00:40:54damn
00:40:55listen you look sexy
00:40:56oh
00:40:57thanks
00:41:01it's a cool party
00:41:02yeah you know i threw this whole thing
00:41:03just for you
00:41:04really for me
00:41:06why did you do that
00:41:07you're single
00:41:08i'm single
00:41:09you need another reason
00:41:12so what's the deal with you and brett
00:41:13huh
00:41:14no deal
00:41:15there's nothing happening between us
00:41:17he's just a friend of a friend
00:41:18of my brother
00:41:19so
00:41:20is his loss
00:41:21my gain
00:41:24hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:41:26allison
00:41:28let's fix that
00:41:32yeah
00:41:32no why not
00:41:33there's nothing between me and brett
00:41:35obviously
00:41:35maybe i should just move on
00:41:37you ever play the pocket challenge
00:41:38no
00:41:39what's that
00:41:39we each bite from one end
00:41:41until one of us
00:41:42chickens out
00:41:55damn it
00:41:56why am i thinking about him
00:41:58at a time like this
00:41:58come on allison
00:41:59you're already here
00:42:09fine
00:42:11but i play to win
00:42:16check it out
00:42:17ten bucks say they kiss
00:42:30dude what the fuck
00:42:32game's over
00:42:32let's go
00:42:33excuse me
00:42:34what are you doing
00:42:34huh
00:42:34get off of me
00:42:35what do you think you're doing
00:42:36you're ruining my night
00:42:37you just got together
00:42:37i'm ruining your night
00:42:38what do you think ron would think
00:42:39if you knew you were at
00:42:39don't care
00:42:40how about you elect
00:42:40or someone who gives a fuck
00:42:41come on
00:42:42okay
00:42:42no more of these stupid games
00:42:43i don't have to play this shit
00:42:43i don't have to play these stupid games
00:42:46i'm playing them because i want to
00:42:49get the fuck away from me
00:42:58oh my god
00:42:59oh shit
00:43:11oh my god is she okay
00:43:43just put me down
00:43:48you know you could have died
00:43:50and chad i mean my god
00:43:51you have no business being around
00:43:53that guy
00:43:53let alone being this close to kissing
00:43:54him huh
00:43:54anybody that's having a brain cell
00:43:55realize he's a total fucking douchebag
00:43:57all right
00:43:57that's not fair
00:43:58what's not fair
00:44:00what's not fair
00:44:01what am i not understanding
00:44:02huh
00:44:02what don't i understand
00:44:03that i don't know how this works
00:44:04okay i'm sorry
00:44:06i'm figuring it out
00:44:07i don't know how guys work all the time
00:44:09you know what that's fantastic
00:44:09i'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:44:11okay
00:44:11you're not any better than me
00:44:13i'm not any better
00:44:14what did i do
00:44:14how am i not any better
00:44:16what are you talking about
00:44:16you're worse
00:44:17i jumped in the pool
00:44:18i saved your life
00:44:19and now what
00:44:19i'm an asshole
00:44:20how am i worse
00:44:20you're worse
00:44:21because you saved me
00:44:23when i was drowning
00:44:23yeah
00:44:24because you gave me your uniform
00:44:25when mine was ruined
00:44:26because you caught me
00:44:28when i fell in front of everyone
00:44:29because you drove me to school
00:44:30when i was late
00:44:31yeah i know
00:44:32i sound like such a total jerk
00:44:34you know
00:44:35i don't understand
00:44:38you made me fall in love with you
00:44:42that's the worst thing
00:44:43i did
00:44:44i fell in love with you
00:44:45i'm in love with you
00:44:46stop stop
00:44:46and you're my brother's best friend
00:44:47i know that
00:44:48i know
00:44:49so then why do you keep swooping in
00:44:50and saving me
00:44:51like a hero
00:44:52and then pushing me away
00:44:54am i crazy
00:44:55do you not feel anything
00:44:57because you're playing with my feelings
00:44:59and you can't keep doing that
00:45:01okay
00:45:02i want you
00:45:03to tell me
00:45:04to stop
00:45:05tell me that you don't want this
00:45:06tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:45:07i'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:45:09i'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:45:15fuck it
00:45:28i've wanted to do that for so long
00:45:37listen you have no idea
00:45:38every single time i saw you with him
00:45:40i always just wanted to tell you
00:45:42that you've always been more than me
00:45:44than just my best friend's sister
00:45:46why didn't you say anything
00:45:48i made a promise to run
00:45:50but you know what
00:45:56i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:46:06i think about you every day
00:46:08every morning
00:46:10every night
00:46:12every single time i close my eyes
00:46:15it's you that i see
00:46:18every time
00:46:28i want you to take me
00:46:30right here
00:46:32right now
00:46:44so what do we now
00:46:50what do you want us to be
00:46:52what do you want me to be
00:46:55i want you to be mine
00:46:59i think i already am
00:47:03but what about ron
00:47:04he's gonna kill you
00:47:06you know ron loves you very much
00:47:07he's very predictable to brother
00:47:09but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:47:13how much i love you
00:47:18i don't know
00:47:19i think
00:47:21i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:47:24just for now
00:47:26i don't want to keep it a secret
00:47:27i know
00:47:30but it's just
00:47:31for a little
00:47:32until we find the right moment
00:47:36i don't want to hear what
00:47:38we'll be secret
00:47:53thinking about you
00:48:01hi captain
00:48:02when are you coming to pick me up
00:48:03i am uh
00:48:04currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:48:06i'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:48:07and just
00:48:08sprinting to you
00:48:09aww
00:48:10well
00:48:11as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:48:13don't
00:48:14my legs are killing me
00:48:15and
00:48:16i really like your car
00:48:17oh i know you love my car
00:48:19he grabs me by the waist
00:48:20hoisting me up
00:48:21putting me on the hood of his car
00:48:22brett
00:48:23stop
00:48:24don't
00:48:24read my smut
00:48:25i'm telling you
00:48:26every single word that you have ever written
00:48:27is etched into my heart
00:48:28into my soul
00:48:30the trails kisses from my neck
00:48:31to my breasts
00:48:32gently sucking
00:48:34and biting
00:48:34holy shit
00:48:35that is literal trash
00:48:37but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:48:39when he says it
00:48:41i feel so hot right now
00:48:44palms my center
00:48:45slowly massaging my folds
00:48:47are you white alley
00:48:48fuck
00:48:56oh my god someone's coming
00:48:57i have to go pick my own desk
00:48:58bye
00:48:58i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:49:16hey
00:49:17are you okay
00:49:17you sounded sick
00:49:18do you need help
00:49:18mind your own business
00:49:20virgin mary
00:49:20you think just because brett took a chance on you
00:49:22once you're on my level now
00:49:24i was just trying to help
00:49:26save it for someone who gives a damn
00:49:30shoot
00:49:31i'm late
00:49:48brett
00:49:50that's elsa's
00:49:50uh
00:49:51i found it in the bathroom
00:49:52if i'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:49:53i never would have touched it
00:50:08see what you have to
00:50:11hey
00:50:11hey
00:50:12you found my bag
00:50:13i was looking for that
00:50:14thank you
00:50:14no problem
00:50:18attention
00:50:18all members of the cheerleading squad
00:50:20it has been brought to our attention
00:50:22that apparently someone on this squad
00:50:23is using illegal drugs
00:50:25i strongly suggest
00:50:26whoever's responsible to come forward now
00:50:28otherwise
00:50:29will be forced to contact the campus police
00:50:31for a thorough search
00:50:32well
00:50:33i think we all know someone who would do anything
00:50:35to stop being a fat friend
00:50:37right
00:50:37i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up
00:50:39in the bathroom like 10 minutes
00:50:40excuse me
00:50:40i was fixing my makeup
00:50:41sounded like you were retching
00:50:43and i asked you if you were okay
00:50:44look at this
00:50:45this is perfection
00:50:46it's every girl's dream
00:50:47i don't need shortcuts
00:50:48and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
00:50:50i mean after all
00:50:51who came in with zero athletic ability
00:50:52and suddenly has endless energy
00:50:54search me
00:50:55i have nothing to hide
00:50:59your turn scott
00:51:01sure but i
00:51:03rita
00:51:04jackpot
00:51:06well well well
00:51:07look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athlete
00:51:09i knew it
00:51:10no one gets that good that quick without cheating
00:51:13allison
00:51:14performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
00:51:18coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those aren't mine
00:51:21right
00:51:21a cheater and a liar
00:51:24coach please listen to me
00:51:25i've never seen those i don't know what they are
00:51:27i'm lying
00:51:28it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
00:51:31you're mine
00:51:31yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
00:51:34you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
00:51:37yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
00:51:39he's right
00:51:40they're just vitamins
00:51:41no they aren't
00:51:41uh miss russo how is it
00:51:43that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
00:51:47i just
00:51:49they look suspicious
00:51:50well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
00:51:53yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
00:51:55that's enough
00:51:56all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
00:51:59rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
00:52:02what
00:52:02you can't do that
00:52:04championships are in two weeks
00:52:05nobody else knows the whole routine
00:52:06i mean i know it
00:52:07yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
00:52:11you little bitch
00:52:12you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
00:52:14that's enough rita
00:52:16my decision is final
00:52:20listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
00:52:23you're gonna have a little timing issue
00:52:24you want us to drop her
00:52:25she could get seriously hurt
00:52:27that's the point
00:52:29accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
00:52:30so tragic
00:52:31i can't do that coach will kill me
00:52:33fine and say goodbye to those little supplements
00:52:35that keep you fitting in your uniforms
00:52:36i know everything
00:52:37girls
00:52:38every dirty little secret
00:52:39do exactly as i say
00:52:41or you're gone
00:52:41your call
00:52:42and make sure she falls hard enough
00:52:44she never gets back up
00:52:50are you sneaked?
00:52:52what?
00:52:53what happened back there?
00:52:54how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse?
00:52:56i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
00:52:59so i swamped it out
00:53:01i knew it
00:53:02i knew she was up to something
00:53:03you know i heard her
00:53:04in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
00:53:06yeah she was throwing up
00:53:08it was when we were
00:53:10when we were
00:53:12having
00:53:14phone sex
00:53:16so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
00:53:19allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
00:53:22hey do you
00:53:24do you think i'm fat?
00:53:26seriously go put that garbage in your head
00:53:27i don't want you to say anything like that again
00:53:29i'm being serious though
00:53:30i'm being serious too
00:53:31allison
00:53:32or if it's just who you are
00:53:33yeah
00:53:35i'll always be there
00:53:37to catch you on your phone
00:53:39always
00:53:41all right
00:53:42on the count
00:53:43you both perform an elevated prep
00:53:45rita you're up first
00:53:46then elison
00:53:57great house
00:53:58hey great job you guys
00:54:00you killed it
00:54:20hey i told you to catch you
00:54:23brett
00:54:24you just saved my life
00:54:28i guess that makes me like a bag of two years or something huh?
00:54:31are you serious scott?
00:54:32you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
00:54:35are you kidding me?
00:54:36they almost dropped me
00:54:37i could have been paralyzed
00:54:38i could have died
00:54:38that would have been the best news of my life
00:54:40rita
00:54:41that is a disgusting thing to say
00:54:43leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
00:54:48oh brett
00:54:49thank you
00:54:50oh my gosh
00:54:50i really appreciate that catch
00:54:52i almost had a heart attack
00:54:53all right everyone
00:54:54in light of performances and character
00:54:56i am so proud to announce
00:54:58allison scott as the new captain
00:55:01thank you
00:55:03wow
00:55:05congratulations captain scott
00:55:06i'm proud of you
00:55:07wanna show me just how proud you are
00:55:11and that's game
00:55:12state loses 21 to 35
00:55:16allie
00:55:17look i know
00:55:17it's not what you wanted
00:55:18it's okay
00:55:19because you did good
00:55:20that's all that matters
00:55:20thanks bro
00:55:21i'm gonna go take a piss
00:55:22i'll be right back
00:55:22ew
00:55:23don't ever touch me again weirdo
00:55:25yo
00:55:26how's it
00:55:27she is
00:55:27good baby
00:55:28y'all do private shows
00:55:30you know
00:55:30something with a little extra bump and grind
00:55:32you're so gross
00:55:35yo what the hell
00:55:36are you serious
00:55:36what what's going on
00:55:37i'm just waiting for the mvp
00:55:39don't play with me bitch
00:55:40you've been teasing me for weeks
00:55:41i'm in your dreams
00:55:43how about you spend more time training on the field
00:55:45so that what happens today
00:55:46never happens again
00:55:47you think you're so fucking special
00:55:49why
00:55:50you know everyone knows
00:55:51how you got a captain's position
00:55:52how
00:55:53by sucking your way to the top
00:55:55you know must be how you got out there
00:55:56considering how much you suck
00:55:58while you play
00:55:59you shameless whore
00:56:00hey
00:56:03i did
00:56:04you're defending your slut daughter huh
00:56:05she's a public bus
00:56:06everybody gets a ride
00:56:08hey
00:56:10hey
00:56:10hey fuck this
00:56:12you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
00:56:18that's enough
00:56:19what's going on here
00:56:20i mean coach we all saw it
00:56:21shadow's gonna hit her
00:56:23you're gonna hit her
00:56:24get my office now
00:56:25you
00:56:26with me
00:56:27this is a really nasty cut okay
00:56:28let's
00:56:28we should take you to the er okay
00:56:31all right
00:56:32you should go
00:56:37it's a really nasty cut
00:56:38brunt
00:56:38you could have broken your hand
00:56:40yeah well it was totally worth it
00:56:41never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
00:56:44shut up
00:56:50you know i could kind of get used to this
00:56:51having a
00:56:51nurse allison around
00:56:53take care of me
00:56:54help me out
00:56:56hey guys 304
00:56:57i think it's this one
00:56:57let's go see the hero
00:56:59oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
00:57:01they can't see us like this
00:57:02i won't let him
00:57:04i'm still
00:57:05i'm still in the truth
00:57:06in front of
00:57:06the entire team
00:57:09ron's gonna kill you
00:57:10what do you want to do
00:57:12let's hide
00:57:14brunt
00:57:18brunt
00:57:18brunt you in there
00:57:19yeah i'm just uh watching up man
00:57:21john you have no idea
00:57:23how crazy you drive me
00:57:25you know every single time i see you
00:57:27all i can think about is uh
00:57:31doing this
00:57:32you need a hand man
00:57:33no i got everything i need uh
00:57:36right here
00:57:41you gotta be quiet
00:57:44let's see what happens
00:57:47brunt stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
00:57:48hey you know what it uh
00:57:50takes me a very long time
00:57:51yes
00:58:00i feel what you did
00:58:01i feel what you did
00:58:03it's kind of hard to miss
00:58:05yeah
00:58:07hard to miss
00:58:08brunt you gotta speed this up man
00:58:10we got your food it's gonna get cold
00:58:11you know my hands are soft bro
00:58:12i can help you
00:58:13hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
00:58:14i'm gonna be a little while
00:58:16all right let's just give him some space
00:58:17enjoy your blue balls
00:58:18you don't pull muscles
00:58:19you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
00:58:22i think i've burned some uh
00:58:24health and physical therapy time
00:58:26you know what i mean
00:58:27you know you could have just asked
00:58:29you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
00:58:45are you gonna help me
00:58:47no i think i'm just gonna watch
00:59:03bradcoe's pro after this guarantee
00:59:05i've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet
00:59:07captain scott's changed the whole game
00:59:08sick
00:59:09ladies and gentlemen
00:59:10let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
00:59:13led by captain alison scott
00:59:17i will end you
00:59:18beat
00:59:20save your applause everyone
00:59:22you're cheering for a fraud
00:59:23your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
00:59:26she fought it
00:59:26with illegal performance enhancers
00:59:28and her dealer
00:59:29look no further than your MVP
00:59:31brett harrison
00:59:36that's that's not true
00:59:37you know what i don't care
00:59:39rita's the one that's been taking drugs
00:59:41okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
00:59:43just ask them yourself
00:59:44oh really
00:59:45let's ask the squad then
00:59:49brett approached us about a month ago
00:59:51he said he had good stuff
00:59:54but only if we helped alison become captain
00:59:56yeah that's bullshit
00:59:57i have fruit
01:00:01i know real doctors
01:00:02i've got pills
01:00:04ally
01:00:04no more being blackmailed
01:00:06let alison take the captain position
01:00:10this is insane okay
01:00:11i've never taken a drug in my life
01:00:42oh sweetie it's all coming out now
01:00:43something like this
01:00:45and here come the pretzels
01:00:47all right that's enough that's enough
01:00:49now in light of these significant allegations as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:00:54i have no choice
01:00:56alison scott you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:00:59furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing
01:01:03justice for the real athletes
01:01:06hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron
01:01:10i know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right way
01:01:13more pills, more purging, more blackmail
01:01:15You'd really help us?
01:01:17Absolutely.
01:01:17Listen, you guys said we're going to have to take any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:01:20So, what's the catch?
01:01:21We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:01:23This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:01:29Not for the drugs.
01:01:31These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:01:32They're vitamins.
01:01:33You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:01:35You want to check these out, principal?
01:01:39He's right.
01:01:40These are common supplements.
01:01:42Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:01:44to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:01:47She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:01:48and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:01:51Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:01:54Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:01:57She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:02:00And it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:02:03and she would never do anything like this.
01:02:05And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:02:08That's not true. He's lying.
01:02:10She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:02:12Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:02:14Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:02:16You fucking bitch!
01:02:17You ruined my life!
01:02:19You ruined it yourself.
01:02:29Look at you, playing the victim.
01:02:31You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:02:34Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:02:37Nothing but a little...
01:02:38Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:02:40What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:02:41I don't have to do anything.
01:02:42You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:02:44Mr. Williams!
01:02:48Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students.
01:02:53As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:02:56What? No!
01:02:57My father...
01:02:58Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:03:03You can take him away.
01:03:04Art is over. Let go.
01:03:05No! I'll steal you off!
01:03:06This isn't over!
01:03:09And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for
01:03:17everything that you've had to endure.
01:03:18And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:03:22You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:03:26Thank you, Fitzroy.
01:03:28All right, everyone.
01:03:29Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:03:31Hope you enjoyed the show.
01:03:32But we have a game to get back to.
01:03:34So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:03:35Woo!
01:03:37Let's win!
01:03:48Cut down!
01:03:49The University wins it all!
01:03:54Yay!
01:03:55Yay!
01:03:56Woo!
01:04:04Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:04:14Hey, Allison!
01:04:17The way I'm not even surprised.
01:04:21Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:04:24I think he knew before we did.
01:04:26I love you, kid, Scott.
01:04:28I love you, too, quarterback.
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