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00:00:01you
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07What?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:18Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:20This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:23I only want you.
00:00:26Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:28But I don't care.
00:00:30You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:40That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:43my brother's best friend,
00:00:44claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:46on my 18th birthday.
00:00:47In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:49Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:00:52In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:00:54It's pure tragic.
00:00:55Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:00:57but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:00:58So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:02Oh, shit!
00:01:03Fucking dumbass!
00:01:05Stupid!
00:01:06Stupid!
00:01:08Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:10It could have been really bad.
00:01:12Oh, fuck.
00:01:13Oh, my God.
00:01:15What?
00:01:15No.
00:01:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:18Oh, my God.
00:01:19Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:23Starring him.
00:01:27All right.
00:01:28Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:29You crash here when I'm off of the league this year.
00:01:31This is awesome.
00:01:33I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:35And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:38But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:40But bring something.
00:01:41Not so fast.
00:01:42You're not staying here alone.
00:01:43I got you a roommate.
00:01:45You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:01:46What?
00:01:47A roommate?
00:01:48No, I'm an adult.
00:01:49I don't need a babysitter.
00:01:50No, no.
00:01:50You're a big baby.
00:01:51And you know it.
00:01:52Okay.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Who is it?
00:02:11Hey, roomie.
00:02:11It's been a while.
00:02:12You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:16Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:18I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:19The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:21I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:24Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:26Wait.
00:02:27Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:28Hold on, that's gross.
00:02:29I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:31I would say it's zoning out.
00:02:33Dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:02:34Put some actual pants on.
00:02:35You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:02:37Yeah.
00:02:37Sure.
00:02:38I don't care, man.
00:02:39You're on watch duty now.
00:02:40You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:02:42Okay?
00:02:42And remember, most important part.
00:02:43Road code.
00:02:44We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46I don't want to sleep with you, Ryan.
00:02:47Catch you later, okay?
00:02:48Okay.
00:02:48All right.
00:02:49Catch you after practice, okay?
00:02:50All right.
00:02:50Later, buddy.
00:02:52You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:01Reminds me.
00:03:02Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:05I don't know.
00:03:07I don't know.
00:03:07Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:08It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:15Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:18don't want to open it.
00:03:19And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:03:22at it.
00:03:23Yeah, right.
00:03:24A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:03:28That's a bummer, huh?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:30No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I had your signal.
00:03:35So he hasn't seen it.
00:03:36I'm safe.
00:03:37Why?
00:03:38What's on the email?
00:03:40Why?
00:03:40What's on the email?
00:03:41Anything, uh, scandalous?
00:03:43Inappropriate?
00:03:43Anything I should know about?
00:03:44Nothing.
00:03:45Nothing.
00:03:46Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:03:48You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you
00:03:50should, uh, tell me.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53Nothing.
00:03:53Nothing scandalous.
00:03:54I'm gonna go.
00:03:55Actually, I should go.
00:03:56Oh, good to see you.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:01Deep breath.
00:04:02This is my year.
00:04:03New city.
00:04:04New school.
00:04:05I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:06And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:04:24What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:04:26Uh, more like a 12.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31Um, I'm Allison.
00:04:32I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:04:35Sweetie.
00:04:35Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:04:37And...
00:04:37more delicate.
00:04:39You know what I mean?
00:04:40Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I learned really fast.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45You want a shot?
00:04:47But you have to prove your guts first.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:04:50Go talk to the football captain.
00:04:51If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:04:57Sure.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58Um, Brycey.
00:04:59He's in a team meeting.
00:05:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:05:03And just barge in.
00:05:04Be aggressive.
00:05:05He loves them.
00:05:07See you later.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:12Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:28Oh, my God.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:37You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:05:39Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:05:40Oh, we lost again.
00:05:41We still got some.
00:05:45Hope you brought your meepads, virgin.
00:05:47No!
00:05:48No!
00:05:49No!
00:05:50Don't be shy, baby.
00:05:51Turn around.
00:05:52Whoa!
00:05:57Look, I'm here in official business.
00:05:58Okay?
00:05:58I just, I need to see the captain.
00:06:00Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:06:02Are you needing a salute?
00:06:03What's the captain?
00:06:31No!
00:06:33Back off!
00:06:33You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:06:36Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:06:38The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:06:41Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:06:43I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decided the roster the coach has had.
00:06:46Oh, my God.
00:06:47Sorry.
00:06:48I have to go.
00:06:50Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:06:52You look thirsty.
00:06:59Hey, well, Greg, well, you guys are going to be running left, so you're fucking puke.
00:07:01Put it down.
00:07:05All right, let's get you out of here.
00:07:07I don't want to just see you like this.
00:07:08It's okay.
00:07:09I can just go out.
00:07:19I finally did it.
00:07:20The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:07:23I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell, it felt good.
00:07:28The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:07:42The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:07:48Oh, look, it's a kisser.
00:07:49In the men's shower, Elson, unenged, that he kisses as good as he lets.
00:07:54Kill me now.
00:08:00What are you doing here?
00:08:02I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:08:05Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:08:07Yes, it did.
00:08:08You've just been waiting.
00:08:09Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:08:12I messaged you.
00:08:13Oh, crap.
00:08:14I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:08:16I was dying of embarrassment.
00:08:18I must have missed your message.
00:08:20Sorry.
00:08:21Missed my message, sir?
00:08:23No, I don't think so.
00:08:24I think.
00:08:25I've been blocked for a month.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Okay, come on.
00:08:29What?
00:08:29Just give it back.
00:08:30Whatever.
00:08:31Hold on.
00:08:32You're texting Chad?
00:08:34I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:08:37You know, Chad's a walking STD.
00:08:38He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:08:39Are you into that?
00:08:40We're doing a school project together.
00:08:41Ah, a school project.
00:08:42Yes.
00:08:43You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:08:45Well, it's the truth.
00:08:46So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:08:48Hold on.
00:08:49Let me do something real quick.
00:08:49What are you doing?
00:08:50There you go.
00:08:51Chad is deleted.
00:08:52What?
00:08:53What?
00:08:53Stop.
00:08:54It's already done.
00:08:54That's not cool.
00:08:55You can't do that.
00:08:56Because that's not fair.
00:08:57Uh, yes, it is.
00:08:58Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:09:01So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:09:03So, take your phone out.
00:09:07Cool.
00:09:07Then, do what?
00:09:08I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:09:18Keep it cool, Allison.
00:09:19Act like you've been in a car before.
00:09:22This is literally my fanfic.
00:09:24The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:09:28I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:09:31You sure you were making sure you're getting it?
00:09:34This is all I've ever wanted.
00:09:37And we only, we only have ever wanted you.
00:09:42Yes, Rhett.
00:09:44Harder.
00:09:46Faster.
00:09:46I'm coming.
00:09:48Are you all right?
00:09:48Yes, any a little bit of air.
00:09:51It's really hot in here.
00:09:52I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:09:54Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:09:58No, I just, I.
00:10:05Oh, my God.
00:10:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:10:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:10:11You have double exhale condoms in your seat?
00:10:14I'll tell you this.
00:10:15It's for grown-ups.
00:10:16Do you actually use that?
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18They use your pants.
00:10:19There's no way.
00:10:20That's like a sleeping bag.
00:10:22Where'd you want to, man?
00:10:27Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:10:30Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:10:32You kissed me back.
00:10:33You basically attacked me.
00:10:34I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:10:41Pathetic.
00:10:42I'm actually pathetic.
00:10:43I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:10:44I'm such an idiot.
00:10:46Forget I said anything.
00:10:48No, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:10:49Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to send some new bremwls.
00:10:52Excuse me?
00:10:53There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:10:56No parties, no frat movies.
00:10:58Me and your share your life location with me all the time.
00:11:00Are you insane?
00:11:01Who do you think you are?
00:11:02My father?
00:11:07I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:11:11So he does just see me as a liability.
00:11:14Yeah, we're roommates.
00:11:16And that means we're equals.
00:11:18And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:11:20So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:11:24And Ryan has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:11:27make sure that you're safe.
00:11:28Why don't you consider me your brother of Pearl Max?
00:11:32Nope.
00:11:33Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:11:36No, Pearl Max.
00:11:37Not when he looks like that.
00:11:40Yeah, Pearl Max.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:11:46First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:11:48Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:11:51You don't get to tell me about them.
00:11:53I'm not your prisoner.
00:11:54I don't control what I do.
00:11:56You're cheating.
00:12:07Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:12:10Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:12:13Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:12:16Lingerie?
00:12:17Seriously?
00:12:18But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squad.
00:12:21I'm not letting Rita win.
00:12:24I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:12:27Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:12:31I don't take orders from those.
00:12:50Oh my god.
00:12:51Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:12:56Look everyone.
00:12:57The strippers arrived.
00:12:59Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:13:04Thanks.
00:13:05At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:13:08You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:13:10I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:13:13Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:13:15Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:13:19Turn the music up.
00:13:20Let's play a game.
00:13:21Let's play a game.
00:13:33I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:13:42Shit.
00:13:42I don't have any guy friends here.
00:13:44Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:13:47What's the matter?
00:13:48No guys want you?
00:13:50Tick tock, sweetie.
00:13:51She's stalling.
00:13:53She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:13:54You can't get a guy?
00:13:55You dress like a hooker.
00:13:56You flash your tits enough.
00:13:57A single man wants to claim you.
00:13:59Just give me a second.
00:14:08Hey, Allison.
00:14:15That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:14:17Once you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:14:24Lick it up.
00:14:31Brett?
00:14:34What's up?
00:14:35Where are you?
00:14:36I'm at Club Vibe.
00:14:37I, um, I lost a dare.
00:14:39Yeah?
00:14:41What kind of dare?
00:14:43I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:14:46Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:14:49a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:14:51Come on, Brett.
00:14:52Please, this is serious.
00:14:53Can you just come get me?
00:14:54No, Allison.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:14:57Brett, please.
00:15:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:15:03He'd rather die than being a slut like you.
00:15:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:15:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:15:15Where do you think you're going?
00:15:16Grab her.
00:15:17No!
00:15:18Get off of me!
00:15:19You lost the dare.
00:15:20You pay the price.
00:15:23You need to loosen up.
00:15:24You're going to get Brett's touchy.
00:15:25That's fine.
00:15:26We'll help you lower your standards.
00:15:29No!
00:15:39What was that?
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:42Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:15:47Please.
00:15:48Come on, sweetheart.
00:15:50That dare's a dare.
00:15:51Stop fighting.
00:15:53I'm doing you a favor.
00:15:55I'm taking the V-car out of your hands.
00:16:03Please.
00:16:04Please stop.
00:16:05Please.
00:16:05You're getting this.
00:16:05That's what gets used.
00:16:08Hey, asshole.
00:16:19Don't you ever put your hands in my girl again?
00:16:21Don't you ever put your hands in my girl again?
00:16:30Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:16:32Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:16:35I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:16:36She's practically begging for it.
00:16:46I'm not going to see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:16:50And that goes for everybody.
00:16:52I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:16:53Does everybody understand that?
00:16:56Great.
00:16:57I'm going to delete them right now.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:02You okay?
00:17:04Come on.
00:17:05Let's go.
00:17:11Hey, hey.
00:17:13What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:17:15Sneaking out?
00:17:16Going to a place like this?
00:17:18What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:17:20What did you mean back there?
00:17:24Back where?
00:17:26When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:17:30The literal meaning.
00:17:32I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:17:35I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:17:37And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41I know.
00:17:41Because I'm just Ron's little sister.
00:17:43I'm always causing trouble.
00:17:44Please, just put this up.
00:17:46Happy?
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:51Well, you know what?
00:17:52I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:17:54Like I'm desperate?
00:17:55No, that's not true.
00:17:56I know.
00:17:56Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:17:57Bullshit.
00:17:58You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:18:00These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:18:02I know.
00:18:02I know.
00:18:03Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:18:04And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:18:06And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:18:08That's not true.
00:18:10Fuck Rita.
00:18:11Fuck everybody.
00:18:13Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:18:15I don't want to be me, okay?
00:18:16I want to be liked.
00:18:17I want to be wanted.
00:18:18And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:18:21I'll always answer when you call.
00:18:23I'll always be there.
00:18:24So what does that mean?
00:18:25What does that mean for us?
00:18:26What am I to you, Brent?
00:18:29I'm losing my mind.
00:18:31I know the rules, but look at her.
00:18:34All I can think, just this once.
00:18:37What?
00:18:40Say it.
00:18:40Just say it.
00:18:41I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:18:43Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:18:45No.
00:18:46It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:18:47That is not true.
00:18:48Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:18:51Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:18:52I can't.
00:18:54You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:18:57So you know what?
00:18:58Just forget it.
00:18:59Forget I said anything.
00:19:02I'm done begging you.
00:19:04I'm done.
00:19:04No, Allison.
00:19:05Allison, stop that.
00:19:07No.
00:19:10Allison.
00:19:11Listen.
00:19:11There's a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:19:15Why?
00:19:15Because if I do, I wouldn't be able to stop.
00:19:20It says that you have to stop.
00:19:23Please don't stop.
00:19:25Please don't stop.
00:19:42What are you doing, bro?
00:19:44We're hurting everything.
00:19:54You know what's up, loser?
00:19:59Allie?
00:20:00Are you a threat right now?
00:20:03I swear to God, guys.
00:20:04What are you doing right now?
00:20:05Talk to me.
00:20:06Face time to Ron.
00:20:09What is he doing?
00:20:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:20:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:20:18Hey, Ron.
00:20:18What's up, man?
00:20:19Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:20:23So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:20:26and beat your ass.
00:20:27It's...
00:20:28It was an accident, okay?
00:20:29We just...
00:20:30I butt-dialed you.
00:20:32We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:20:36And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:20:39Okay?
00:20:39Chill.
00:20:40Really?
00:20:41Yeah, look.
00:20:44It's really dry, okay?
00:20:45My eye is, like, dying.
00:20:48All right.
00:20:49Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like, urgent care
00:20:52right now or something.
00:20:53I need you to take care of that.
00:20:54I was, uh, I was coming to you right after.
00:20:56I got it.
00:20:57Peace.
00:20:58Bye.
00:21:01Oh, my God.
00:21:01That was really, really close.
00:21:04Hey, what's up?
00:21:05What's going on?
00:21:05We should...
00:21:06You forgot something.
00:21:07No, Ellie.
00:21:08What's up?
00:21:08Come on.
00:21:08You almost kissed me.
00:21:09Hey, Allison.
00:21:11Stop.
00:21:15Quit acting so childish.
00:21:20You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:21:30All right, ladies.
00:21:31Physical assessments today.
00:21:33Allison, you're first.
00:21:37All right.
00:22:01Yeah, Allison.
00:22:02I see you.
00:22:04Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:22:06You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:22:09Shut up.
00:22:16Hey, uh...
00:22:17Hey, watch it.
00:22:18What's your problem?
00:22:20Huh?
00:22:27Partner up.
00:22:29Stretching drills.
00:22:33Solo, Allison?
00:22:34Let me help.
00:22:35No hands-on.
00:22:37I'm okay.
00:22:38Come on.
00:22:39You'll be fine.
00:22:40I promise.
00:22:42Look, Chad, you're really...
00:22:44Oh, excuse me.
00:22:47I'm not with anyone.
00:22:49Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:22:51That's right.
00:22:52She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:22:55Choose me.
00:22:58Walk away, Chad.
00:23:00Hang on.
00:23:02Whatever, man.
00:23:03You're lost.
00:23:08What are you doing?
00:23:09Are you jealous or something?
00:23:11No, I'm not jealous.
00:23:12What was that?
00:23:13I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:23:15Keep the vultures away.
00:23:15Just do my job.
00:23:19First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:23:23All right, come on.
00:23:24You're first.
00:23:30Let's go.
00:23:30We don't have all day.
00:23:31You ready, Rookie?
00:23:32I'm trying to detox Brett,
00:23:35but how am I supposed to do that
00:23:36if he's everywhere?
00:23:37Let's go.
00:23:37We don't have all day.
00:23:39You want to play?
00:23:41Fine.
00:23:42Let's play.
00:23:46Let's play.
00:24:07What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:24:10I'm not doing anything.
00:24:11Stop.
00:24:11Stop.
00:24:12Stop, Blair.
00:24:15Switch positions.
00:24:17You're turned.
00:24:20Shh.
00:24:23Shh.
00:24:23Shh.
00:24:28Whenever you're ready.
00:24:29She's trying to kill me.
00:24:31She's trying to kill me.
00:24:31And it's working.
00:24:36She's your best friend's sister.
00:24:38It's the forbidden fruit.
00:24:41We're not just going to murder you.
00:24:47What the hell am I doing?
00:24:52What the hell am I doing?
00:24:54You okay, bro?
00:24:55I'm okay.
00:24:56And done.
00:24:57Allison, you killed it today.
00:24:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:25:02Really?
00:25:03Wow, thank you.
00:25:06Congratulations.
00:25:08Uh, of course we're flirting, you two.
00:25:14Norton.
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:30It's fucking hot.
00:25:31Are you okay?
00:25:33Oh, my God.
00:25:38Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:25:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:25:40Here.
00:25:41Thanks.
00:25:42Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:25:43It's fine.
00:25:44Okay, brain bleach.
00:25:46I need brain bleach, but...
00:25:48Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:25:50How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:25:52Okay, it's fine.
00:25:53Just...
00:25:53It's okay.
00:25:54Just forget it, okay?
00:25:55I'm doing laundry.
00:25:56I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:25:57I, um, didn't...
00:25:59You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:26:00And it...
00:26:01And neither are you.
00:26:03You're just as dressed as I am.
00:26:04You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:26:06And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:26:07Okay, I said I was sorry.
00:26:08All right, listen, I just...
00:26:11Why aren't you still here?
00:26:13Why aren't you still here?
00:26:14Why wouldn't I be here?
00:26:15This is my morning routine.
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:16It's 8.30.
00:26:17Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock?
00:26:19Do you like a hair and makeup thing?
00:26:20What?
00:26:21Nobody told me that.
00:26:22How...
00:26:24Oh, my God.
00:26:24She's gonna kill me.
00:26:25Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:26:25This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:26:27She's gonna...
00:26:27She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:26:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:26:29It's okay.
00:26:30I'll try.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:43Get all your stuff?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:45Um, I have to go.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:47Thanks.
00:26:48Bye.
00:26:55Did you just see that?
00:26:56That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:26:59And she was in the shotgun.
00:27:00Never lets any girl sit there.
00:27:02Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:27:04Nobody takes a breath from me.
00:27:12Hey.
00:27:12Sorry, I'm late.
00:27:13I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:27:15Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:27:17Late is late.
00:27:18You're just too lazy.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27What's your problem?
00:27:28My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:27:30It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:27:33Like I said, nobody...
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Hey.
00:27:38Stop.
00:27:38Are you crazy?
00:27:40Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:27:43Stop.
00:27:45You want to fight?
00:27:46I'll give you a reason.
00:27:49I'll give you a reason.
00:27:52Hey.
00:27:52Hey.
00:27:52What are you doing?
00:27:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:27:54Get your fucking hands off.
00:27:55It's the girls' locker room.
00:27:56Cool.
00:27:57Get out.
00:27:59Get out of here.
00:28:00All of you.
00:28:00Get out of here.
00:28:00Right now.
00:28:01Did you hear me?
00:28:01Get out.
00:28:05You okay?
00:28:07It's fine.
00:28:09I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm
00:28:12sick or something.
00:28:13It's going to be okay.
00:28:13We have enough time.
00:28:15Trust me.
00:28:18Hi.
00:28:18Hello.
00:28:19Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:28:20I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:28:21Right now.
00:28:26All right.
00:28:26Hey, listen.
00:28:27Use my jersey.
00:28:28Make you look better than the original.
00:28:29All right?
00:28:30All right.
00:28:34All right.
00:28:34All right.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:50Oh, shit.
00:28:51Is that even Allison?
00:29:00She looks...
00:29:02Stunning.
00:29:04Look at you.
00:29:05You look fantastic.
00:29:07You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:29:09It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:29:11You know, that's true.
00:29:11That's true.
00:29:12I am.
00:29:12Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:17You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:29:19Really?
00:29:21To you as your best friend's sister?
00:29:24Of course.
00:29:24As more than just a friend's sister.
00:29:28All right.
00:29:29Time's ticking.
00:29:30Let's move.
00:29:32Allison.
00:29:32I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:29:38You take center.
00:29:39Let's go.
00:29:43Hey.
00:29:44Hey, uh...
00:29:50Like a lake.
00:29:53Oh, dear.
00:29:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:30:03Oh, yeah.
00:30:05One, two, three, go.
00:30:09Turn that loud.
00:30:14Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:30:15Oh, yeah.
00:30:30What is that girl?
00:30:31She's on fire.
00:30:32It's Allison Scott.
00:30:33You know she had moves.
00:30:38Allison is seriously so hot.
00:30:40I mean, damn.
00:30:41I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:30:43Body in that uniform?
00:30:45Woo!
00:30:45She's just lucky tonight.
00:30:48Stay with me.
00:30:49I don't have to.
00:30:50Do girls like that?
00:30:51They always come running to guys like me.
00:30:53I'm telling you right now.
00:30:54If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:31:05He's on the 30-yard line.
00:31:07The 20.
00:31:08The 10.
00:31:11Touchdown!
00:31:12Matt Harrison does it again.
00:31:13State wins.
00:31:14Yes!
00:31:27Hey.
00:31:28Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:31:30That was really good.
00:31:31You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:31:34Hey, shut up.
00:31:38You're good.
00:31:38Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
00:31:47kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
00:31:49kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
00:31:49kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
00:31:53kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:32:00Now we've got ourselves a good old
00:32:01kiss-cam standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:32:06Come on, Allison.
00:32:08Let's give the people what they want.
00:32:09I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:32:14Oh, but I want it.
00:32:28Wait. What?
00:32:33I can't believe this is happening.
00:32:35Kiss-cam, me, and Brett.
00:32:44Allison, don't pass out
00:32:49Thanks for keeping shadow, babe
00:32:51No problem
00:32:58This is insane
00:32:59I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:33:02But it feels so right
00:33:04And I never want it to end
00:33:09Harrison
00:33:14Harrison
00:33:17What the hell do you think you're doing
00:33:18Kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:33:20Rod, just calm down, okay?
00:33:21You're making a scene
00:33:22I'm making a scene?
00:33:23Yeah
00:33:23I'm making a scene
00:33:23You two are swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:33:26Stop beating like this, okay?
00:33:28Are you serious right now?
00:33:29If I hadn't stepped in
00:33:30You two would have needed to get a rope
00:33:33You're unbelievable
00:33:35I hate you
00:33:38Dude, I'm bullshit
00:33:39No, no, no, you cut the crap
00:33:40You tell me right now
00:33:41What's happening between you two
00:33:42I promise
00:33:43Do not bullshit me
00:33:43Do not bullshit me
00:33:44Absolutely nothing
00:33:45I'm serious
00:33:46Nothing
00:33:47Fucking lying
00:33:47I saw the way you kissed her
00:33:49Okay?
00:33:49She is not another one of your conquests
00:33:51I know that
00:33:51So you stay in your lane
00:33:53Because she is my sister
00:33:54And I'm warning you
00:33:55You do not cross me
00:33:56You do not
00:33:57I promise
00:33:57Dude
00:33:58Fuck
00:34:01Okay
00:34:02Hey, we need to talk
00:34:04No
00:34:05I sound like a mom
00:34:07This is ridiculous
00:34:08Why am I texting him?
00:34:09He's literally in the next room
00:34:11You know what?
00:34:12Just go in there
00:34:13Just ask him
00:34:14Hey, Brett
00:34:15What the hell was that kiss?
00:34:17He kissed me back
00:34:17He can't deny it this time
00:34:19It's recorded and live screened
00:34:21Okay
00:34:23Do or die
00:34:28What are you doing?
00:34:30Getting groceries
00:34:30What do you think I'm doing?
00:34:32I'm taking a hot bath
00:34:33Well, I think you should do something else
00:34:35I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:34:37She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:34:39Brett
00:34:41What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:34:43I know you didn't hate it
00:34:44I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:34:47Hi
00:34:48You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:34:49I'm like, are you that much of a coward?
00:34:51Oh, you know what?
00:34:52I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:34:53Because there's nothing to talk about
00:34:55It was a kiss cam at a game
00:34:57And we did it
00:34:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:34:59The fun's over
00:34:59It's finished
00:35:00Do you understand?
00:35:04Don't you dare
00:35:04No, don't you dare look like that
00:35:05I'm not doing it
00:35:06No, no, no
00:35:06That's not fair, okay?
00:35:07Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:35:08Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:35:11Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:35:12You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:35:14Yeah, I don't know what you're doing
00:35:15I'm not doing anything
00:35:16Yes, you are
00:35:17You know what?
00:35:18Even if I was
00:35:18I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:35:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:35:22Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:35:24I had two options
00:35:25You and him
00:35:26And I picked wrong
00:35:30Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:35:33Chad's a predator
00:35:33And a loser
00:35:34And you do deserve somebody
00:35:36A lot better than that, okay?
00:35:39I can't
00:35:44Oh
00:35:45Is he hard?
00:35:50But at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:35:52You don't think I'm being honest?
00:35:57Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:35:59You know
00:36:01Biology
00:36:02Whether it's biology or not
00:36:05I'm the one who's causing it
00:36:09Allie
00:36:10Brett
00:36:11You guys out here?
00:36:12Fucking shit
00:36:13What the fuck is he doing here?
00:36:14You have to get out
00:36:14I can't get out
00:36:15If I get out
00:36:15He's gonna see me with my flag
00:36:16He's gonna kill me
00:36:17Okay, well, yeah
00:36:17He definitely can't see us like this
00:36:18So I
00:36:19I'm gonna get out
00:36:20Okay, cool
00:36:21Allie, hey
00:36:22Oh, my God, he's telling you
00:36:24Allie, hey
00:36:24Just get under
00:36:25Get out of what?
00:36:26Brett
00:36:26How do you do?
00:36:30Allie
00:36:31Hi
00:36:31Showing it alone?
00:36:33Yeah, but I'm naked
00:36:34Why?
00:36:35I'm naked
00:36:35Get out
00:36:37You're
00:36:38You're not, though
00:36:40Okay, well
00:36:41I also have a vibe
00:36:42And you're ruining it, so
00:36:43I'm sorry
00:36:44I just
00:36:44I wanted to get my charger
00:36:45I left it out here yesterday
00:36:46You got it
00:36:47I also wanted to say that
00:36:50I think you did a great job today
00:36:52I mean it
00:36:53You kicked ass
00:36:53And I'm sorry that I was
00:36:54An asshole about it
00:36:57Thanks
00:37:03Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:37:05Seeing my best friend
00:37:06Just suck my sister's face off
00:37:08Traumatized me
00:37:09So I'm just wondering
00:37:10Why you did that?
00:37:12Wrong
00:37:13I mean, it's a kiss cam
00:37:14It's a game
00:37:14Everyone does it
00:37:16A game?
00:37:17I just feel like it's kind of
00:37:18I don't know, a dream
00:37:19This is a guy that you've
00:37:20Had a crush on your whole life
00:37:21Well, it was him
00:37:22Or it was Chad
00:37:23So who did you want me to pick?
00:37:24That's fair
00:37:25Chad sucks
00:37:26Yeah
00:37:27Tone it down a little bit
00:37:28Okay?
00:37:29He's my best friend
00:37:29And I don't want things to be weird
00:37:32They won't be
00:37:35Okay, thanks
00:37:38What was that?
00:37:40What was that?
00:37:43Sorry
00:37:43I got water in my nose
00:37:44Okay
00:37:45I'm okay
00:37:46Don't drown
00:37:46Okay
00:37:47Have a good soak, I guess
00:37:48Okay
00:37:49Bye
00:37:54Bye
00:37:55The alien was going to die
00:37:58Good talk
00:37:59Wait
00:38:02I have to ask you something
00:38:04I'm going to ask him out
00:38:05On a date
00:38:06Don't be the little sister, Allison
00:38:07Be the girl he kissed
00:38:08There's this
00:38:10Like stupid event
00:38:11I think tomorrow
00:38:11I was just
00:38:13Wondering if he would
00:38:14Want to go with me
00:38:20Got plans, Allie
00:38:24Okay
00:38:24Yeah, whatever
00:38:25I do
00:38:37Rhett
00:38:37I guess we have the same plans
00:38:46Except his are with Rita
00:38:47Not me
00:38:55Look
00:38:56Charity case is running
00:38:57A charity sale
00:38:58She's finally getting back
00:38:59Did you know
00:38:59Allison hand makes
00:39:00These little trinkets
00:39:01It's giving kindergarten
00:39:02Arts and crafts
00:39:03I didn't know you two
00:39:04Were coming together
00:39:06I came by myself
00:39:07Brett was kind enough
00:39:08To help me
00:39:09With my family's donation
00:39:10Daddy donated a little
00:39:11Of his collection
00:39:12Nothing major
00:39:12Just some Birkin bags
00:39:13Some vintage Rolex watches
00:39:16Let's see what
00:39:16You're peddling here, Allie
00:39:19Huh
00:39:20How much are you asking
00:39:21For this?
00:39:22Fifteen dollars
00:39:22I made it myself
00:39:24Fifteen dollars
00:39:25For some plastic and twine
00:39:27You don't have to buy it
00:39:28It's ambitious
00:39:30You know
00:39:30I don't think
00:39:30It's ambitious enough
00:39:32I'm going to take
00:39:33Every single one
00:39:34Of these bracelets
00:39:37You want to say
00:39:38Five hundred dollars a piece?
00:39:41Are you insane?
00:39:42You actually want this garbage
00:39:43You know
00:39:43I value the artist
00:39:44That's just how expensive
00:39:45Something looks
00:39:45So five hundred dollars?
00:39:47What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:48She's nothing
00:39:49No, you're nothing
00:39:50Especially compared to her
00:39:51How dare you compare me
00:39:52To this peasant?
00:39:55Why don't you get out of here?
00:39:56No, I'm serious
00:39:56Don't come back to this table again
00:40:01You know
00:40:01I do think this stuff
00:40:02Is pretty
00:40:02What are you doing?
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04You can't keep doing this to me
00:40:05You blew me off yesterday
00:40:07And then today you come
00:40:07And you buy all of my jewelry?
00:40:09You're distant with me one second
00:40:10And then you defend me the next
00:40:11What do you want?
00:40:13I'm just trying to
00:40:14No
00:40:14Allison
00:40:15Party at my place
00:40:17Celebrating the big win
00:40:18You coming?
00:40:20I don't know
00:40:21I'm not interested
00:40:22She's a grown woman
00:40:24She can speak for herself
00:40:26So
00:40:26What do you say?
00:40:29You're not going anywhere
00:40:31And there goes
00:40:32The big brother act again
00:40:33Who does he think he is
00:40:34Toying with my feelings like this?
00:40:36You hate Chad, Brett?
00:40:37Fine
00:40:37Chad's my new best friend then
00:40:38No, yeah
00:40:40Sounds fun
00:40:43I'll be there
00:40:51There she is
00:40:52My guest of honor
00:40:54Damn
00:40:55Allison, you look sexy
00:40:56Oh
00:40:57Thanks
00:41:01It's a cool party
00:41:02Yeah, you know
00:41:02I threw this whole thing
00:41:03Just for you
00:41:05Really?
00:41:05For me?
00:41:06Why did you do that?
00:41:08You're single
00:41:09I'm single
00:41:09You need another reason?
00:41:12So what's the deal
00:41:13With you and Brett, huh?
00:41:15No deal
00:41:15There's nothing
00:41:16Happening between us
00:41:17He's just a friend
00:41:18Of a friend
00:41:18Of my brother
00:41:19So
00:41:21It's his loss
00:41:22My gain
00:41:24Hey, you picked the wrong guy
00:41:26To kiss on the cam
00:41:27Allison
00:41:28Let's fix that
00:41:32Yeah
00:41:32No, why not?
00:41:34There's nothing between me and Brett
00:41:35Obviously
00:41:36Maybe I should just move on
00:41:37You haven't played the pocket challenge?
00:41:39No
00:41:39What's that?
00:41:40We each bite from one end
00:41:41Until one of us
00:41:42Chickens out
00:41:55Come on
00:41:56Damn it
00:41:56Why am I thinking about him
00:41:58At a time like this?
00:41:59Come on, Allison
00:41:59You're already here
00:42:09Fine
00:42:11But I play to win
00:42:16Check it out
00:42:17Ten bucks say they kiss
00:42:30Dude, what the fuck?
00:42:32Game's over
00:42:32Let's go
00:42:33Excuse me
00:42:34What are you doing?
00:42:34Get off of me
00:42:35What do you think you're doing?
00:42:36You're ruining my night
00:42:37Did you say that I'm ruining your night?
00:42:38What do you think Ron would think
00:42:39If he knew you were at?
00:42:39Don't care
00:42:40How about you elect
00:42:41Or someone who gives a fuck?
00:42:42Come on
00:42:42Okay
00:42:42No more of these stupid games
00:42:43I don't have to play this shit
00:42:44I know
00:42:44Let's go
00:42:45I don't have to play these stupid games
00:42:46I'm playing them because I want to
00:42:49Get the fuck away from me
00:42:58Oh my god
00:42:59Oh my god
00:43:01Oh shit
00:43:08Oh my god
00:43:18Is she okay?
00:43:45Just put me down, Fred
00:43:46Here we go
00:43:47Put you down
00:44:16You know, you could have died on this
00:44:17I jumped in the pool
00:44:18I jumped in the pool
00:44:18I saved your life
00:44:19And now what?
00:44:19I'm an asshole
00:44:20How am I worse?
00:44:21You're worse
00:44:21Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:44:23Yeah
00:44:24Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:44:26Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:44:29Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:44:31Yeah, I know
00:44:32I sound like such a total jerk
00:44:34You know
00:44:36I don't understand
00:44:38You made me fall in love with you
00:44:42That's the worst thing
00:44:43I did
00:44:44I fell in love with you
00:44:45I'm in love with you
00:44:46Stop, stop
00:44:46And you're my brother's best friend
00:44:47I know that
00:44:48I know
00:44:49Susan, why do you keep swooping in
00:44:50And saving me like a hero
00:44:52And then pushing me away
00:44:54Am I crazy?
00:44:55Do you not feel anything?
00:44:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:44:59And you can't keep doing that
00:45:01Okay?
00:45:02I want you to tell me to stop
00:45:05Tell me that you don't want this
00:45:06Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:45:08I'm going to tell you to stop this
00:45:09I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:45:15Fuck it
00:45:28I've wanted to do that for so long
00:45:37So you have no idea
00:45:38Every single time I saw you, Sam
00:45:40I always just wanted to tell you
00:45:42That you've always been more than me
00:45:44Than just my best friend, sister
00:45:46Why didn't you say anything?
00:45:48I made a promise to Ron
00:45:50But you know what?
00:45:56I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:46:06I think about you every day
00:46:08Every morning
00:46:10And every night
00:46:12And every single time I close my eyes
00:46:16It's you that I see
00:46:18Every child
00:46:28I want you to take me
00:46:30Right here
00:46:33Right now
00:46:44So what do we know?
00:46:50What do you want us to be?
00:46:53What do you want me to be?
00:46:55I want you to be mine
00:46:59I think I already am
00:47:03But what about Ron?
00:47:04He's going to kill you
00:47:06I don't know, Ron loves you very much
00:47:08He's very predictable to brother
00:47:09But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:47:13How much I love you
00:47:19I don't know
00:47:19I think
00:47:21I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:47:24Just for now
00:47:26I don't want to keep it a secret
00:47:28I know
00:47:30But it's just
00:47:31For a little
00:47:32Until we find the right moment
00:47:34Yeah
00:47:36I don't want to hear
00:47:39We'll be secret, Lars
00:47:53Thinking about you
00:48:01Hi, Captain
00:48:02When are you coming to pick me up?
00:48:04I am currently stuck
00:48:05In the worst traffic ever right now
00:48:06I'm two seconds away
00:48:07From ditching my car
00:48:07And just sprinting to you
00:48:09Aw
00:48:10Well, as much as I'd love
00:48:12To see you running to me
00:48:13Don't
00:48:14My legs are killing me
00:48:15And
00:48:16I really like your car
00:48:18Oh, I know you love my car
00:48:19He grabs you by the waist
00:48:20Hoisting me up
00:48:21Putting me on the hood of his car
00:48:22Brett, stop
00:48:24Don't read my smut
00:48:25I'm telling you
00:48:26Every single word
00:48:27That you've ever written
00:48:27Is etched into my heart
00:48:29Into my soul
00:48:30It trails kisses from my neck
00:48:32To my breasts
00:48:32Gently sucking
00:48:34Dividing
00:48:34Holy shit
00:48:36That is literal trash
00:48:37But why does it sound like
00:48:38Fifty Shades of Grey
00:48:39When he says it?
00:48:41I feel so hot right now
00:48:44Palms my center
00:48:46Slowly massaging my faults
00:48:47Are you awake, Allie?
00:48:49Fuck
00:48:52Fuck
00:48:56Oh my god, someone's coming
00:48:57I have to go take my own desk
00:48:58Bye
00:48:59I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:49:16Hey
00:49:17Are you okay?
00:49:17You sounded sick
00:49:18Do you need help?
00:49:19Mind your own business
00:49:20Virgin Mary
00:49:21You think just because Brett
00:49:21Took a chance on you
00:49:22Once you're on my level now?
00:49:24I was just trying to help
00:49:26Save it for someone
00:49:27Who gives a damn
00:49:30Shoot
00:49:31I'm late
00:49:48Brett
00:49:50That's Allison's
00:49:50Uh
00:49:51I found it in the bathroom
00:49:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend
00:49:53I never would have touched it
00:50:08See what you have to
00:50:11Hey
00:50:11Hey
00:50:12You found my bag
00:50:13I was looking for that
00:50:14Thank you
00:50:14No problem
00:50:18Attention
00:50:18All members of the cheerleading squad
00:50:20It has been brought to our attention
00:50:22That apparently someone on this squad
00:50:23Is using illegal drugs
00:50:25I strongly suggest
00:50:26Whoever's responsible
00:50:27To come forward now
00:50:28Otherwise
00:50:29Will be forced
00:50:30To contact the campus police
00:50:31For a thorough search
00:50:32Well
00:50:33I think we all know someone
00:50:34Who would do anything
00:50:35To stop being a fat friend
00:50:37Right?
00:50:37I'm sorry
00:50:38But I just saw you throwing up
00:50:39In the bathroom
00:50:39Like ten minutes ago
00:50:40Excuse me
00:50:40I was fixing my makeup
00:50:42Sounded like you were retching
00:50:43And I asked you if you were
00:50:44Look at this
00:50:45This is perfection
00:50:46It's every girl's dream
00:50:47I don't need shortcuts
00:50:48And we all know someone
00:50:49Who could lose a little weight
00:50:50I mean after all
00:50:51Who came in with zero athletic ability
00:50:52And suddenly has endless energy
00:50:54Search me
00:50:54I have nothing to hide
00:50:59Your turn Scott
00:51:01Sure
00:51:01But I
00:51:03Rita
00:51:04Jackpot
00:51:05Well well well
00:51:07Look who needs drugs
00:51:08To keep up with the real athletes
00:51:09I knew it
00:51:10No one gets that good
00:51:12That quick
00:51:12Without cheating
00:51:13Allison
00:51:14Performance enhancing substances
00:51:16Are grounds for immediate dismissal
00:51:17Of the squad
00:51:18Coach
00:51:18I promise you
00:51:19I've never seen those before
00:51:20Okay
00:51:20Those aren't mine
00:51:21Right
00:51:22A cheater and a liar
00:51:24Coach
00:51:24Please listen to me
00:51:25I've never seen those
00:51:26I don't know what they are
00:51:27I'm lying
00:51:28It's the only way a cow like her
00:51:30Could ever compete with us
00:51:31Who am I?
00:51:32Yeah those are actually
00:51:32My vitamins
00:51:34Did you forget?
00:51:35I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
00:51:37Yeah sorry
00:51:38I should have labeled them or something
00:51:39He's right
00:51:40They're just vitamins
00:51:41No they aren't
00:51:41Miss Russo
00:51:43How is it
00:51:43That you come to possess
00:51:44Such extensive knowledge
00:51:46Of these banned substances
00:51:47I just
00:51:49They look suspicious
00:51:50We were just worried about the integrity of the team
00:51:53Yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
00:51:55That's enough
00:51:56All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
00:51:59Rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
00:52:02What?
00:52:03You can't do that
00:52:04Championships are in two weeks
00:52:05Nobody else knows the whole routine
00:52:07I mean I know it
00:52:07Yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
00:52:12You little bitch
00:52:12You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
00:52:15That's enough Rita
00:52:16My decision is final
00:52:20Listen up
00:52:21When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
00:52:23You're gonna have a little timing issue
00:52:24You want us to drop her?
00:52:26She could get seriously hurt
00:52:27That's the point
00:52:29Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
00:52:30So tragic
00:52:31I can't do that
00:52:32Coach will kill me
00:52:33Fine
00:52:33And say goodbye to those little supplements
00:52:35That keep you fitting in your uniforms
00:52:36I know everything
00:52:37Girls
00:52:38Every dirty little secret
00:52:39Do exactly as I say
00:52:41Or you're gone
00:52:41Your call
00:52:42And make sure she falls hard enough
00:52:44She never gets back up
00:52:50Are you sneaked?
00:52:52What?
00:52:53What happened back there?
00:52:54How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
00:52:57I saw Rita putting something in your bag
00:52:59So I swarmed it out
00:53:01I knew it
00:53:02I knew she was up to something
00:53:03You know I heard her
00:53:04In the bathroom like ten minutes before
00:53:06Yeah
00:53:06She was throwing up
00:53:08It was when we were
00:53:10When we were
00:53:12Having
00:53:14Bone
00:53:15Sex
00:53:16So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
00:53:19Allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
00:53:22Hey do you
00:53:24Do you think I'm fat?
00:53:26Seriously
00:53:26Who put that garbage in your head?
00:53:27I don't want you to say anything like that again
00:53:29I'm being serious though
00:53:30I'm being serious too
00:53:31Allison
00:53:32Perfect
00:53:33You're sweet
00:53:33You are
00:53:33Yeah
00:53:34I'll always be there
00:53:37To catch you in your form
00:53:39Always
00:53:41All right
00:53:42On the count
00:53:43You both perform an elevated prep
00:53:45Rita you're up first
00:53:46Then Allison
00:53:52Okay
00:53:57Allison
00:53:58Hey great job you guys
00:54:00You killed him
00:54:20Hey
00:54:21I told you to catch you
00:54:23Right
00:54:24You just saved my life
00:54:28At least that makes me like a bag of two meters or something huh?
00:54:31Are you serious Scott?
00:54:32You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
00:54:35Are you kidding me?
00:54:36They almost dropped me
00:54:37I could have been paralyzed
00:54:38I could have died
00:54:39That would have been the best news of my life
00:54:40Rita
00:54:41That is a disgusting thing to say
00:54:43Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
00:54:48Oh Brett
00:54:49Thank you
00:54:50My gosh
00:54:50I really appreciate that catch
00:54:52I almost had a heart attack
00:54:53All right everyone
00:54:54In light of performances and character
00:54:57I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain
00:55:02Thank you
00:55:03Wow
00:55:05Congratulations Captain Scott
00:55:06I'm proud of you
00:55:07Want to show me just how proud you are?
00:55:11And that's game
00:55:12State loses 21 to 35
00:55:16Allie
00:55:17Look I know
00:55:18Is that what you wanted?
00:55:18It's okay
00:55:19Because you did good
00:55:20That's all that matters
00:55:20Thanks bro
00:55:21I'm gonna go take a piss
00:55:22I'll be right back
00:55:23Ew
00:55:23Don't ever touch me again weirdo
00:55:25Yo
00:55:26Allison
00:55:26She is
00:55:27Looking good baby
00:55:28Y'all do private shows
00:55:30You know
00:55:30Something with a little extra bump and grind
00:55:32You're so gross
00:55:35Yo what the hell
00:55:36Are you serious?
00:55:37What?
00:55:37What's going on?
00:55:38I'm just waiting for the MVP
00:55:39No don't play with me bitch
00:55:40You've been teasing me for weeks
00:55:42I'm in your dreams
00:55:43How about you spend more time training on the field
00:55:45So that what happens today
00:55:46Never happens again
00:55:48You think you're so fucking special
00:55:49Why?
00:55:50You know everyone knows
00:55:51How you got a captain's position
00:55:52How?
00:55:53By sucking your way to the top
00:55:55You know must be how you got out there
00:55:56Considering how much you suck
00:55:58While you play
00:55:59You shameless whore
00:56:00Hey!
00:56:02I'm one more
00:56:03I do
00:56:04You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
00:56:06She's a public boss
00:56:06Everybody gets a ride
00:56:08Hey!
00:56:10Hey!
00:56:11Hey, fuck this
00:56:12It's okay, my sister
00:56:13Stay out of your fucking mouth
00:56:18That's enough
00:56:19What's going on here?
00:56:20I mean coach
00:56:21We all saw it
00:56:21Shadow's gonna hit her
00:56:23You're gonna hit her?
00:56:24Get my office now
00:56:25You!
00:56:26With me!
00:56:27This is a really nasty cut, okay?
00:56:28Let's
00:56:29We should take you to the ER, okay?
00:56:31Alright
00:56:32Keep sure you're on me
00:56:37It's a really nasty cut, Brad
00:56:38You could have broken your hand
00:56:40Yeah, well it was totally worth it
00:56:42Never the day
00:56:42I'd make it over
00:56:43I was treating you like that
00:56:44What's up?
00:56:50You know I could kinda get used to this
00:56:51Having a
00:56:52Nurse Allison around
00:56:54Take care of me
00:56:54Help me out
00:56:56Hey guys, 304
00:56:57I think it's this one
00:56:57Let's go see the hero
00:56:59Oh shit, no
00:57:00That's Ron and the whole team
00:57:01They can't see us like this
00:57:03I won't let him
00:57:04I'm still
00:57:05I'm still in the truth
00:57:06In front of
00:57:07The entire team
00:57:09Ron's gonna kill you
00:57:10What do you want me to?
00:57:12Let's hide
00:57:12Yeah
00:57:17Brad
00:57:18Brad
00:57:19Brad, you in there?
00:57:19Yeah, I'm just
00:57:20Washing up, man
00:57:21John, you have no idea
00:57:23How crazy you drive me
00:57:25No, every single time I see you
00:57:27All I can think about is
00:57:31Doing this
00:57:32Do you need a hand, man?
00:57:33No, I got everything I need
00:57:36Right here
00:57:41You gotta be quiet
00:57:44Let's see what happens
00:57:47Brad, stop jerking off
00:57:48And get your ass out here, man
00:57:49Hey, you know what?
00:57:49It takes me a very long time
00:57:51You assholes
00:58:00I feel what you did
00:58:01I feel what you did
00:58:04It's kinda hard to mess
00:58:05Yeah
00:58:07Hard to mess
00:58:09Brad, you gotta speed this up, man
00:58:10We got your food
00:58:11It's gonna get cold
00:58:11You know my hands are soft, bro
00:58:12I can help you
00:58:13Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
00:58:15I'm gonna be a little while
00:58:16All right, let's just give him some space
00:58:17Enjoy your blue balls
00:58:18Yeah, don't pull muscles
00:58:19You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
00:58:22I think I've earned some, uh
00:58:25Alice in physical therapy time, if you know what I mean
00:58:27You know, you could have just asked
00:58:29You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
00:58:42It's three
00:58:45Aren't you gonna help me?
00:58:47No, I think I'm just gonna watch
00:59:03Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
00:59:05I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet
00:59:07Captain Stutz changed the whole game
00:59:08Sick
00:59:09Ladies and gentlemen
00:59:10Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
00:59:13Led by Captain Alice and Scott
00:59:17I will have you
00:59:18Weak
00:59:20Save your applause, everyone
00:59:22You're cheering for a fraud
00:59:23Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
00:59:26She fought it
00:59:26With illegal performance enhancers
00:59:28And her dealer
00:59:29Look no further than your MVP
00:59:31Brett Harrison
00:59:36That's not true
00:59:37You know what?
00:59:38I don't care
00:59:39Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
00:59:41She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
00:59:43Just ask them yourself
00:59:44Oh, really?
00:59:46Let's ask the squad then
00:59:49Brett approached us about a month ago
00:59:51He said he had good stuff
00:59:54But only if we helped Allison become captain
00:59:56You know, that's bullshit
00:59:58I have proof
01:00:01I know real doctors
01:00:02I've got pills
01:00:04Allie
01:00:05No more being blackmailed
01:00:06Let Allison take the captain position
01:00:10This is insane, okay?
01:00:11I've never taken a drug in my life
01:00:13Oh, sweetie
01:00:14It's all coming out now
01:00:15I saw her taking pills
01:00:16We're practice
01:00:17We're trusting you
01:00:18Cheater
01:00:20Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:00:22Messes with me
01:00:23Open your eyes, Brett
01:00:25She's using you
01:00:26For the clout
01:00:27For the status
01:00:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:00:30Nobody
01:00:30A total bottom feeder
01:00:32You know what?
01:00:32You're so full of shit
01:00:33It's unbelievable
01:00:34How'd you get that video, huh?
01:00:35And what'd you do to it?
01:00:36You have nothing to fear
01:00:36If you have nothing to hide
01:00:37Boo!
01:00:39Listen, just
01:00:40Please listen to me
01:00:41Hey, everybody
01:00:41Just shut up
01:00:42This is my sister, okay?
01:00:43She would never do something like this
01:00:45And here come the pretzels
01:00:47All right, that's enough
01:00:48That's enough
01:00:50Now, in light of these
01:00:51Significant allegations
01:00:52As well as the evidence
01:00:53That has been presented
01:00:54I have no choice
01:00:56Allison Scott
01:00:57You are hereby removed
01:00:58From your position as captain
01:00:59Of the cheerleader
01:00:59Furthermore, you are placed
01:01:01On academic suspension
01:01:02Pending an expulsion hearing
01:01:04Justice for the real athletes
01:01:06Hold on
01:01:06Hold it
01:01:07If you would please
01:01:08Look to the Jumbotron
01:01:10I know some real doctors
01:01:11I can help you guys
01:01:12Get healthy
01:01:12The right body
01:01:13More pills
01:01:14No more purging
01:01:15No more black
01:01:15You'd really help us?
01:01:17Absolutely
01:01:17Listen, you guys
01:01:18You're never gonna have to take
01:01:19Any of Rita's
01:01:19Take your spouse ever again
01:01:20So, what's the catch?
01:01:22We're gonna make Rita
01:01:22Take some of her own medicine
01:01:24This video
01:01:24This is the real conversation
01:01:26Not the edited one
01:01:27That Rita just played
01:01:29Not for the drugs
01:01:31These are the drugs
01:01:31That I gave the girls
01:01:32They're vitamins
01:01:33You can get these
01:01:34At any pharmacy
01:01:34In the world
01:01:35You wanna check these out, principal?
01:01:39She's right
01:01:40These are common supplements
01:01:41Everybody
01:01:42Rita is the one
01:01:43Who has been forcing
01:01:44Her teammates
01:01:44To take dangerous
01:01:45Weight loss supplements
01:01:46She's been threatening them
01:01:47If they wouldn't comply
01:01:48And she's been shaming them
01:01:49Degrading them
01:01:50For the bodies that they have
01:01:51Now, everybody is different
01:01:52But all bodies
01:01:53Are beautiful
01:01:54Rita sabotaged Allison
01:01:55For one reason
01:01:55One reason only
01:01:56Because she was a threat
01:01:57She threatened the total control
01:01:58That Rita had over the entire squad
01:02:00And it's horrible
01:02:01Because Allison
01:02:01She's a beautiful person
01:02:03And she would never do anything like this
01:02:04And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:02:08That's not true
01:02:09He's lying
01:02:10She's the one who's been drugging the team
01:02:12Lock her up
01:02:13Lock her up
01:02:14Lock her up
01:02:15Lock her up
01:02:16You fucking bitch
01:02:17You ruined my life
01:02:19You ruined it yourself
01:02:29Look at you
01:02:30Playing the victim
01:02:31You've been throwing yourself at me
01:02:33For weeks
01:02:34Just when I give you a chance
01:02:36You run crying to Harrison
01:02:37Nothing but a little
01:02:38Shut up, dude
01:02:39Shut up
01:02:40What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:02:41I don't have to do anything
01:02:42You're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:02:43Right now
01:02:44Mr. Williams
01:02:48Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:02:50Of sexual harassment against you
01:02:52From various female students
01:02:53As of now
01:02:54You are officially suspended
01:02:55From all school activities
01:02:56What?
01:02:57No
01:02:57My father
01:02:58Your father may have his name
01:02:59On the library
01:03:00But I assure you
01:03:01His money will not buy you immunity
01:03:03You can take him away
01:03:04I already saw the liquor
01:03:05No
01:03:05I'll sue you all
01:03:06It isn't over
01:03:09And as for you
01:03:10Miss Scott
01:03:11On behalf of the entire administration
01:03:14I would like to apologize to you
01:03:16For everything that you've had to endure
01:03:18And as of now
01:03:19You can consider yourself
01:03:20Officially reinstated as captain
01:03:22You can consider yourself
01:03:24Officially reinstated as captain
01:03:27Thank you, principal
01:03:28All right, everyone
01:03:29Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:03:30I hope you enjoyed the show
01:03:32But
01:03:32We have a game to get back to
01:03:34So let's cheer on our wolves
01:03:35Woo!
01:03:37Let's win!
01:03:48Let's win!
01:03:49He wins it all!
01:04:04Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:04:13Hey, Allison!
01:04:17The way I'm not even surprised.
01:04:21Hey, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:04:24I think he knew before we did.
01:04:26I love you, kid, Scott.
01:04:28I love you too, quarterback.
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