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🔥 🔥 🔥 Off Campus Episode 2 🧡🍏 🔥
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:14You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellsy.
00:58You're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellsy.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:08If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:19Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:36How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off this game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:19Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:43You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:03it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:16How else are you doing?
03:33How are you guys?
03:37Hi, I'm Hannah right there. It's Tudor. Yeah. Sorry. It took me so long. No one ever really knocks
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it
03:48There's no pause in an hockey bullshit. You get gassed after like a minute. Yes, they pause this all the
03:53time. I'm the one out there all the time
03:54To be fair. You just stay in one spot. I'm going to work on your transitions, bro. Honestly, I'm doing
04:00better without you, so
04:01Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass
04:06Hey, I'm Jules. Hello, Chuck or sibling
04:12Who are you? What's your deal? Careful. Don't tell Jules anything. You went with the whole school knowing. I only
04:18report the facts
04:21Well Z. Hey
04:27We can study in my room
04:30Uh, down here is fine
04:33No, no, it's better up there. No worries
04:44Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal
04:51Oh, please don't fly to yourself. It's for Jules benefit, not yours
04:56Dean
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man. We have company
05:01Sorry about him. This is even
05:03This is me
05:20Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
05:27and how they relate to modern society
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny
05:37That's not what you actually call women
05:39They call themselves that
05:41Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche
05:52Um, no, actually I don't need your notes
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself
06:04What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand
06:17Is how they can be saying different things
06:20And both still be right
06:22It's not about being right
06:24Oh my God
06:29Okay
06:32This is Garrett's tutor
06:35Please leave him alone, he'll fuck you later
06:39Damn, now I have to fuck her later
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter, I'm not doing August 19th
06:58Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing backbends
07:07I don't know about this
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring
07:33Our sex is boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't
07:37We're just a little predictable, it's all
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here
07:49I like our routine
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is
07:56We see the same people because we're in college
07:57We eat at the same places because we're in college
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:07Uber
08:07We're not those people
08:08No, but we could be
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine
08:30The usual stuff's fine
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that
09:02Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the pop showcase
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility, truly
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody
09:24There we go, thank you
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet
09:28Hannah, just try to listen
09:34Okay
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work
09:43Background music for someone else's story
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about
09:53Just right, Hannah
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did
09:58No, it really didn't
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham
10:03Sorry, had to stop and grab coffee from my girl
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say
10:14Thanks, baby
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention
10:20Drink the damn coffee
10:22I'm lactose intolerant
10:23Just pretend
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah
10:30Pretend you like me
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell
10:41Nope
10:44Okay
10:53I can't take notes like this
10:55Nobody said you had to
10:58Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important
11:01Whatever
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:21He's looking now
11:26Don't miss
11:28Don't miss
11:28Don't miss
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss
11:32Oh
11:33Fuck you
11:34Told you not to miss
11:36Come on
11:37It wasn't that bad
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:42And then fell down the stairs, loudly
11:50Hear me, hear me
11:52We have a proclamation
11:53Stand by for the proclamation
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities
11:58Will take place this year
12:00At the Maxwell Summer Home in
12:02Cape Cod
12:03Thank you
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth
12:07The theme shall be two-fers
12:09Hmm
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo
12:13After us, of course
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus
12:16Which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning
12:19Mm-hmm, so be there
12:21Or...
12:22Be there, there is no other option
12:23Drum roll, please
12:24Yes
12:38That is all
12:38That is all
12:39That is all, thank you
12:41That was a lot
12:43That's Dean and Beau for you
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year
12:50Wait
12:51Justin is in Beau's fret
12:59I got it
13:00I got it
13:02Gonna need more words
13:03I'll give you two
13:05Hard launch
13:14I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it
13:18And you
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know
13:23This has to seem real
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department
13:33We could be Beetlejuice
13:34What? No, you need to show up as someone hot
13:36How dare you? Winona Ryder is beautiful
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving
13:46Well, I'm just saying
13:48You've got it, so I'm flaunt it
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do
13:56Okay, enough
13:57Listen, hockey man
13:58Let's just get one thing straight
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything
14:02Always now until the end of time
14:03Thank you
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out
14:07Jules!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention
14:09We have to be boy-hot, not girl-hot
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh yeah, Sean and I are coming
14:14I just decided
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk
14:20You're already in the funk again, you just got back together
14:22Even soulmates have ruts
14:24Or a series of ruts
14:27Okay, well it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game
14:32That wasn't part of the deal
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey
14:35He's got a point
14:36And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:41Yeah, fake sex
14:41So much fake sex
14:43Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex
14:45You're having real sex
14:46Whatever
14:47My point is, fake is fun
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:51Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4pm Saturday
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny
14:55You're not
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one
14:59Ooh
15:04Come on
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year
15:07And the year before that
15:08And the year before that
15:09Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%
15:14Brackets out 110
15:15Read each other's minds
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You wanna give 100%
15:20And then, um, give 10 more
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me
15:33And, uh, that's not a problem
15:34Cause I expect the best of myself
15:36Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular
15:40You know, I need my locker to be...
16:10Hey
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor
16:23Well, then you can stay
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir
16:30Good, do your best
16:32We need him out there
16:34I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor?
16:37Or Dean, or whatever
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean
16:42He didn't want me to
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:52One of the best defensemen in NHL history
16:56Garrett's last name carries weight
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place
17:07Thanks for your time
17:11Hey!
17:12Thought we had a session
17:13Weight room
17:17You better hurry, Garrett's tutor
17:20All right
17:25Yeah
17:28I must admit
17:30I can't explain
17:32Any of these thoughts racing through my brain
17:35It's true
17:37Baby, I'm calling for you
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes
17:42I'm sorry
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining
17:46We'll reschedule
17:47Okay, wait
17:48Hold on, hold on
17:49I can multitask
17:51I'll just be, uh
17:53Locking out while studying lock
17:55Really? You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover
17:58And I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once
18:02Well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson
18:08That was a joke
18:11Jesus
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
18:14You can't freak out when I tease you
18:17We need to practice
18:18Practice what? Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products
18:23Forget your oat milk
18:24This is serious
18:26You blush
18:28Whenever I come near you
18:29Get over yourself, I don't blush
18:31Oh yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing
18:53Not bad
18:56But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself
19:00Oh, right
19:02Your terms
19:04No kissing
19:07Oh
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12Thought you said we needed practice
19:28Don't
19:30Blush
19:54What?
19:56No
19:56I
19:58Yes
20:01He was just trying to prove a point
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's Dealer Wendt's birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind is already on the after party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go.
21:37You got me, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:48Hey, hey, jeez.
21:49Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the Plovers.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55Move it, move it, move it.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:57These two are passing it back and forth like Plamidia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:10Chatham tries to get the Plovers the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:13Graham's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G.
22:15Pass it up.
22:16All right, oh, Eric.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Take it up.
22:19Graham takes a load and...
22:22Yes!
22:23Woo!
22:27Puff absolutely pounding the Chatham Plovers.
22:31All right, all right.
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah, the problem is, he knows it.
22:39Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff.
22:41Puff, puff, puff, puff.
22:44Puff, puff, puff.
22:45Pops, Pops, pox, pox, pox, pox
22:49Yeah!
23:07Right here.
23:19Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:23Okay.
23:26Trampony, Trampony, Trampony, Trampony, Trampony, Trampony, Trampony, Trampony, Trampony.
23:40Come on, man.
23:41Moose, Maverick.
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:47Come on.
23:54But I'm deeply still in love.
23:59In love with you now.
24:02Yes, ma'am.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:09Well, I heard you might have found something better.
24:14I still can't swallow it.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:18I mean, you totally nailed Boy Heart.
24:21Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tao takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30Okay.
24:32Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33No, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:38I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game.
24:41No exceptions.
24:42Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
25:03I'm not a vampire.
25:04I'm not a vampire.
25:06I'm not a vampire.
25:09I'm not a vampire.
25:20I'm not a vampire.
25:21It's okay.
25:33It's okay.
25:35I'm not a vampire.
25:36I'm not a vampire.
25:38I'm not a vampire.
25:39I'm not a vampire.
25:48I'm not a vampire.
25:49I'm not a vampire.
25:55I'm not a vampire.
25:56I'm not a vampire.
25:58I'm not a vampire.
25:58I'm not a vampire.
25:59I'm not a vampire.
25:59I'm not a vampire.
26:00I'm not a vampire.
26:01I'm not a vampire.
26:02I'm not a vampire.
26:03I'm not a vampire.
26:04I'm not a vampire.
26:09not a vampire
26:12what Garrett we all thought he was just a very bad vampire but here you are
26:16looking like Elle Woods and your Peter Pan shadow yeah Peter's around here somewhere
26:24there's just one thing I can't quite figure out Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
26:29dynamic duos not his style even when it is the theme so Garrett's Tudor what's really going on
26:43someone already blocked me in it looks so fun
26:53hey babe where's your Duncan cup I'm still left in the car okay well without the cup you
26:59don't look like Ben Affleck you just look like some sad guy from Boston so Ben Affleck
27:04babe get the cup so he can dance do we have to yes I mean come on a house like
27:10this a floor like
27:11that dress like mine come on okay I'll find the cup thank you
27:22you know it started with cheatering but I mean have you looked at him I mean he's John's best
27:28friends so not really John my brother John Logan right um but I mean objectively there it's so
27:36reasonably attractive looking human being and sparks flew as they do when people sorry what what what
27:45don't you get any of it really because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me
27:50oh my god
27:51no you're just different you're not what I would have expected for Garrett
28:00so you guys like dating thing well I mean we're not like exclusive or anything and she's cool with
28:07that yeah man I guess so huh it's just that last week you didn't even know her name right yeah
28:15you
28:16know I don't know sometimes people sneak up on you yeah Jesus do you see anything non-alcoholic it's
28:24for Hannah she doesn't drink she said not at parties huh here uh here try this clothes cans are safer
28:41bro
28:47thanks probably the hero I can say this cuz Garrett's basically my brother but he can be kind of a
28:56dick
28:56sometimes you know that right yeah but he's also funny and really hard-working kind of nice when he
29:05wants to be hey sorry that took so long couldn't find any mixtures but I thought maybe I don't know
29:13you know in case you change your mind no pressure though yeah actually thanks
29:32okay that was totally cute my single ass needs another drink bye Jules
29:40it's good work
29:42and Lou
29:43it's good
29:46Wow
29:47yeah
29:49I'm
29:52I'm
29:53I'm
30:02yeah
30:04yeah
30:05yeah
30:06You're an animal, an animal
30:09And it just can't be this way
30:13Oh, I can't see you straight
30:15With hands on tight
30:17I can feel you tired
30:19From your zombie bites
30:20Oh, I can't see you straight
30:23With the feelings you're right
30:25Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor
30:27And take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:38Well, I don't know her personally
30:39But I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:42That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god, wait, this is me
30:53No
30:58He says you're struggling with your system
31:00I can still change the song, dick
31:04I just listen to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party freak, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:21Break the sweat on the floor
31:23Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving
31:27And put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:36You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to L.A. New York, Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no
32:04I say no, I say no, I say no
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here
32:35Okay, be cool
32:36You're with me
32:39Hey, he's just another guy
32:41Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:55Oh yeah
33:05Come here
33:07What?
33:17Okay
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us
33:22And he has
33:23You've got him interested
33:24Now we gotta go
33:28Nobody's talking to someone
33:32Hey
33:34Watch the player
33:34Not the puck, Wellesie
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means
33:39Trust me
33:53This is the part
33:55Where I tell you all the things I want to do to you
33:58When we're alone
34:05Now
34:06You can wash
34:14Okay
34:35Oh thank god I'm exhausted
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:49Apology accepted
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:55Well
34:56That really sounds like a pickle
34:57You can't just decide
34:59It's funny, seems like I just did
35:01Oh my god, you're so stubborn
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two
35:09Absolutely not
35:09Okay, you're lost
35:14Whoa
35:15You're pizza shit
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed
35:22No, okay
35:23You're right
35:24You should take the bed
35:28Wait, no
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed
35:31Because you feel bad for me
35:33Get back on the bed
35:34I'm taking the floor
35:35I don't need your pity
35:37It's all yours
35:37See you in the morning
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago
35:39Take it
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor
35:42So am I
35:56What?
35:59Nothing
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud
36:02And not share the goods
36:22Impressive
36:24Bruins should hire him to be their mascot
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah
36:31You get used to it
36:33Hurt more when I was starting up
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing
36:38Hmm
36:40Well, I don't know
36:41As soon as I could walk
36:41My dad put skates on me
36:44There's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:48I mean, skating was the fun part
36:52Pressure was
36:55Getting measured once a week
36:57To make sure that I was growing fast enough
37:01Chugging protein shakes
37:03And
37:06Lifting weights
37:08Missing birthday parties
37:10Because my dad
37:12Wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15And his fucking
37:18Whistle
37:18Whenever I
37:21Made a mistake
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it
37:37Spent my whole life
37:38Training for a dream
37:40And now I'm so close to it
37:41If I stopped
37:41I
37:44I don't know
37:47It makes sense
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice
37:54Yeah, right
37:56Well, fuck that
37:59Yeah
38:01Yeah, fuck that
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:11And they let me run a drill
38:12For fun
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal
38:14You stalker
38:23Oh my god
38:24No, turn that off
38:26That's so embarrassing
38:26Oh my god
38:28All that's to happen
38:30Then on
38:32To the first chapter
38:35Everyone's happy
38:37Peshadowing
38:38Impending disaster
38:40Then girl meets boy
38:43It's awkward
38:44Confusing
38:45Can't tell if it's love
38:47Or it's hate
38:49When hands pray
38:52Reaching for some
38:54Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible
38:56In high school
38:58Now it's a love story
39:01A graphic proportion
39:04The likes of which
39:05Never's been told
39:07They're really good
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:17Or what would I give to go back
39:23Or what would I give to go back
39:24Back to page
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night
39:35At the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:45I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:57I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20He centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait
40:32What did they say?
40:34Actually
40:35Hang on
40:35Let me see
40:42We did it
40:44Yeah
40:45We did it
40:47Wait
40:48I have just a thing
40:48Have you heard
40:49Miley's cover
40:49Of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah of course
40:51I'm a man of taste
40:52Wellesie
40:52Okay well what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend
40:59You didn't just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me
41:10Something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No like the one
41:14On your Instagram
41:16Uh no
41:17I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world
41:30Something I'm not ready
41:31For it to know
41:34But I am working
41:35On something
41:36At the moment
41:36For the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard
41:41For me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:46I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that
41:51I can't afford
41:52To go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen
41:54If I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way
41:57To get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write
42:11The lyrics yourself?
42:12Like can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:34I mean
42:36There's your answer
42:37Justin
42:39Yeah
42:39I mean just asking for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:44He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:00Wait have you heard of the beaches?
43:04Their Coachella set
43:05Will change your life
43:06Huh
43:07Huh
43:08So
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