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00:20Do you know Monet?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:08Keep going.
01:08You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
01:21What is that?
01:36What is that?
01:41What is that?
01:51What is that?
02:07You know what?
02:11What is that?
02:12What is that?
02:13You can do it.
02:15I know. I know.
02:17But I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:33Can you?
02:45I can do this.
02:59Wellesie.
03:00Hey, I'm on the way to you right now.
03:01Got my flashcards and everything.
03:03Uh, actually, about that.
03:07Uh, I know we're down to the wire,
03:09and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow.
03:12But.
03:13But?
03:13But I can't meet right now.
03:15Because I have my first songwriting session with, uh, Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said,
03:21and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:39Okay, anyway, uh, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute,
03:43but I got one, so I have to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:48Sure.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:59No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy,
04:10and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay, gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20Yeah.
05:21No!
05:21I win.
05:22Dean De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She is a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Man who sells cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:35Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Zoe, two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay, this is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean, come on.
05:47Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s.
06:01Car Ford.
06:01No keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DM'd my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me, no amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Jeez.
06:36No.
06:37Seriously, did?
06:41Think he's coming back with that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have, it's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here.
07:58Pick a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like, they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, air go there for.
08:53Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Riger Youth Theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:39It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd up for all this.
10:12Whoa.
10:14I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know,
10:45I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Bloobaroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59Uh, I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage,
11:02just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I love that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Bloobaroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up,
11:17I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work,
11:25whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way
11:29to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV
11:32for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment
11:39for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:42Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47You know?
11:48Good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:06All right.
12:08All right.
12:23Garrett?
12:26Garrett!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pie is going to do to Phyllis.
12:31Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you
12:43and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever
12:47or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe
13:01that Mr. I-don't-do-girlfriends
13:02would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is
13:06that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know,
13:17take my mind off of things,
13:18loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
13:24And you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he believed that people needed
13:48to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hmm.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:15That's okay.
14:16Just give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:19Uh, Justin has some thoughts
14:23about the song.
14:25All right.
14:26Well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard
14:29that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote
14:58for the pre-action work rate
14:59is a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section
15:01before the call and response,
15:02like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello, pain
15:10Sinking into your
15:13Yellow, yellow eyes
15:16Yellow, yellow
15:18And then your cello part?
15:22Yellow, yellow
15:25Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm
15:28Yellow, yellow
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:37Just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:42I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just...
15:46I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Shit, sorry.
15:55Do you always record yourself?
15:57Well, you never know
15:58when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus
16:01with my phone in the air,
16:02it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind
16:06or, uh, trees rustling.
16:08Or the ceramic clinking of Malone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix
16:18if I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it, too,
16:21and Sharon Burnett...
16:22Like Billy, Iris, and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:25Like...
16:26Yeah.
16:28Let me, um, send you this file
16:30and we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:37Right.
16:39Okay.
16:41I'm safe.
16:45Oh.
16:46So, uh, let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um...
16:51It's 7.30, I've got to...
16:53I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
17:00Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06See ya.
17:11Fuck.
17:32What am I doing now?
17:36What am I doing now?
17:50What am I doing now?
17:51What am I doing now?
17:51I'm so scared.
17:55I don't sleep at all.
18:02Yeah, I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface,
18:06but I'm not trying to fix this.
18:08I got in good problems,
18:10I said things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy, I find it in the sheets
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it
18:30Uh, we could
18:33Or
18:34Or
18:36Baby, don't make me spell it out for you
18:40All of the feelings that I've got for you
18:44Can't be a twin, but I can try for you
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out for you
18:52You keep on asking me the same questions
18:55Why?
18:56I guess I can guess in all my intentions
19:00She know by the way I use my compressions
19:03You got the answers to my confessions
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12An emotional sexual bender
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
19:20There's nothing better
19:22That's just the way you make me feel
19:27That's just the way you make me feel
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:34Oh, that's just the way you make me feel
19:39Oh, that's just the way you make me feel
19:43What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie?
19:48Wellesie?
19:51Sorry, yes?
19:52What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get him
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:06I've been told her
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you, okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:15Skate away
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well, if you forget
20:21Just look at me
20:23Okay, convince me
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:30Uh-huh
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:54Shit
20:55Shit
20:56Shit
20:56Okay
20:57Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
21:15Uh, because it is like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
21:26You forgot this
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal
21:35But Kierkegaard would say
21:38But Kierkegaard would say
21:39Not only is it harmful to the victim
21:42It is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts
21:52Kierkegaard believed that as individuals we have a shared moral responsibility
21:57To be honest
22:00Based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:05To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage
22:16Despair over strength
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said
22:25Once you label me, you fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:39We did it, a fucking B
22:41Plus, don't forget the plus
22:43B plus
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:46Thanks to you
22:46Oh
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit
23:01I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
23:21You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
23:42Okay, I know
23:45Oh my God
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond
23:53Say nothing
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl
23:56I started thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14Alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:16Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah, I do
24:42We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:50Oh
24:53Oh
24:54My slut top
24:56Take it
24:56My boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year
25:05When you sprained your ankle
25:06You bedazzled your boot
25:07Yeah
25:08I'm feeling a little
25:09Yeah
25:11What's going on?
25:12I told Sean I got an agent
25:15And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah
25:19No, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh my god
25:22You let me go on about my shit
25:24When you have news like that?
25:25Allie
25:25This is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28No, yeah
25:29It like is everything
25:31Right?
25:34You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:43And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47Are you really gonna rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:56Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:09Yeah
26:11She's really going at it
26:12The stage is our happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21Who's in your bed?
26:22Choose every night
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:27Well, Z
26:28What you singing?
26:30Nothing
26:30Come on
26:31It's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
26:34I'm sober, too
26:34Game tomorrow
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:36I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good, thanks
26:41Alright
26:56You know, you don't have to be sober
26:58If you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well, I don't
27:00Drink it public
27:01No, I know
27:03But
27:04Do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:06Drinks
27:09I told Ali
27:10I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no-filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosey
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah
27:28Yeah, I do
27:34Okay
27:34Okay, uh, I will have a drink
27:37A drink drink
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve
27:46Well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:01I think we found you drink drink
28:08Yummy
28:08Yummy
28:11He thought I would outgrow acting
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:17John Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know
28:21I know he's the bad man
28:23I'm like, I get it
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream
28:30But I do love him
28:31You know?
28:32And
28:33And I know he loves me
28:35And
28:36Like
28:37Like, we're supposed to be together
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
28:46It's, like, insane
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together
28:55My mom always used to tell me
28:56Never give up on love
28:59Well, that and love your body
29:01Which
29:01I do
29:02My mom said the same thing
29:04Oh, my God
29:05Really?
29:08Wait
29:08Hold on
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:15Hang in there, girl
29:26G-Lo
29:29Maverick
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:34Yeah, no
29:35I heard
29:35Along with
29:36The rest of the ladies' room
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:39Okay
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space
29:42Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:45Sorry
29:46Not you
29:47You're a sweetheart
29:48And you're disgusting
29:49And you're disgusting
29:50And you're disgusting
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred-dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my super-auto grill
30:04And I fire the barred up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down in this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:13Hey, sister
30:13Hey, sister!
30:14Cause I stand and let my horse
30:16And I'm riding to the city
30:19I'm making a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls, they also entertain
30:23No way
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26And my old star Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse
30:31Ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights
30:36I know that's a joke
30:37But I would kill Santa
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah
30:45Sure
30:51Hey
30:52Logan!
30:54You fixed my car
30:56You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
31:00No
31:00Had a car
31:01Great car
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:18Or four
31:20Is that what I'm getting to?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:27I call this the blue baron
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:38Or blue curacao
31:39Oh
31:40I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe that
31:43Hey, G
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched
31:50I know
31:50Nebo babies have feelings too
31:52Sorry, I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:55There
31:55Here goes
32:01Save a horse
32:02This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:09Wait, you guys should just do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13Best friends
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16No, I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:18Do it with Logan
32:19You could be teammates
32:22Spotting each other at the gym
32:25Or besties
32:26Wingmanning each other at the bar
32:28Besties
32:28Besties
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk
32:31And you're brilliant
32:33And I'm brilliant too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks, man
32:36But I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah, you do
32:38I mean, seriously
32:39Nobody wants to see
32:41Oldie McGold's fuck husband
32:42Okay
32:43What's better
32:44Than two
32:46Hot young hockey players
32:48Three
32:49Hot young hockey players
32:51Yeah
32:54Hannah Wells
32:55You're up, bitch
32:57All right, hold on
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:13Oh, shit, girl
33:14You know this one?
33:16Yeah
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cold drink of water
33:23Such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a homemade cry
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:31Woo
33:37Listen
33:40Well, swingin' on the front porch
33:42Swingin' on the lawn
33:43Swingin' when we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody home
33:46Swingin' to the left
33:47And swingin' to the right
33:49Think about hockey
33:50I swing, I'm not
33:51Yeah
33:54Come on
33:57Swingin' in the living room
33:58Swingin' in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swingin' in the extra one
34:04And beat her
34:05So I mix up the batter
34:06And she'll eat the beat her
34:08I scream, you scream
34:09I'll scream
34:10But don't even try
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:13Oh, gosh, just don't laugh
34:17Ooh, gosh, just don't laugh
34:18Such a sweet surprise
34:20It's such a sweet surprise
34:20You make a romance
34:21And you make a romance
34:23Woo!
34:24Woo!
34:24Oh, she's my cherry pie
34:27Put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:29Look so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:34Ay ay ay.
34:37Ay ay ay.
34:41SWING IT!
34:43All night long.
34:46Kinda sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone.
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line seemed to think so,
34:56they get more likes than anything else I post.
35:04With Eddie, so I'm six foot four
35:06So Jane, gonna swing with my daughter
35:08No more
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13Such a sweet surprise
35:16She make a comment
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:23Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Look so good, bring your tears in your eyes
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:51Sweet cherry pie
35:54You did good, Mosey
35:56Thank you
36:03Thank you
36:04Thank you
36:06Thank you
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it
36:57We gotta go back
36:58It's close
36:59What now?
37:03Next party
37:12Night night
37:18Wellesie
37:30Wellesie?
37:41Wellesie?
37:43It's all happening
37:43Back of my mind
37:45Back of my head
37:47You look really nice
37:49Wanna share a bed
37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now
37:54But it's happening
37:55Don't kiss me
37:57Time might end up on the ceiling
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality
38:05Back to my sanity
38:08Back to my sanity
38:08Guess it's too late for that now
38:11Hope is a scary thing
38:15Hope is a scary thing
38:19Flying on temporary wings
38:23Hope is a scary thing
38:30I found something to sleep in
38:32I found something to sleep in
38:32I can see that
38:44Whoa, whoa
38:45But I'm a fuckbunny
38:47A-a puck funny
38:50No, no
38:52A fuckbunny
38:54That's it
38:55You're a drunk bunny
38:57Come here
38:59Come here
39:02Okay
39:03Alright
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea
39:27I actually think it's my best idea
39:31Well
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey
39:47Hey, we're not gonna remember any of this in the morning
40:28I don't know
40:29Oh my gosh
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:43Don't underestimate me, I can't change your life.
42:49My friends say fixing you, it's just a waste of time.
42:55A waste of time.
42:57Call me to send a man to kiss me at the bar.
43:03I think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:15I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:19If you stay, I should go.
43:22But if you don't, I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:24But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
43:26Give you a reason, I will.
43:30Baby, I think it's for the win.
43:33Cut all ties with the hold.
43:36And I'll give you something I miss.
43:39When the good gets harder to hold.
43:43Throw it all to the wind.
43:45Throw the wind, throw the wind, throw the wind.
43:50Don't underestimate me.
43:52I'm losing my mind.
43:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control.
44:03If you stay, I should go.
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
44:26I think I'll risk it all.
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