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New Zealand Spy - Season 1 Episode 4
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00:05We've got company
00:11Party's over
00:18Sorry
00:19I had a guy
00:23Party's over
00:24I literally just said that
00:25Yeah, and I thought it was cool
00:43Oi, stop right there
00:46Oi
00:48Get the jeep
01:02Look out
01:05Get in
01:11It's locked
01:15Come on
01:37Pull him in
01:38I'm trying
01:39His body is on slippery
01:40I'm hot and I'm itchy
01:42Pull him in
01:43I just want to be in
01:48They're getting closer
01:49I don't think I have a plan
01:51I think it just might be crazy enough to work
01:53I haven't set the plan yet
01:54Yeah, I'm just predicting that the plan is going to be good but also crazy
01:59I guess thank you for having faith in the plan
02:01I would like to hear the plan before I share my opinion on the plan
02:04Grab that can of paint from the boot
02:05We're going to get this one driving itself
02:23Plan was good
02:24The plan was good
02:26We better get moving though
02:27That car's going to crash out in this road
02:46Where's Isabelle?
02:48She's gone to Auckland
02:50Forever?
02:52No, no, just for four days
02:54Here we go
02:55Open the dossier
02:58Last night, Sue snapped some documents
03:02And one name kept coming up
03:04Jim Marshall
03:05He's a politician
03:07Leader slash only member of the Unite Party
03:09Tomorrow morning on the 10.30 train from Wellington to Auckland
03:12Jim Marshall is planning to meet Dennis Green
03:14Next photo
03:15As we know, Dennis is the head of the AIS
03:17Which stands for?
03:19Australian
03:19The A stands for Australian
03:21Australian Intelligence Service
03:24Nice one, Sue
03:25Jim is a trader
03:28He's agreed to sell Dennis classified New Zealand documents
03:32Those documents are classified
03:33We need to find out what those documents are
03:39Whoa
03:42Awesome
03:42Yeah
03:43Why was it under the sheet?
03:44Just a little bit of showmanship
03:45I really like it
03:47Now, there are six characters on the train
03:49Jim Marshall is travelling at the front of the train
03:51In carriage one
03:53Dennis Green is travelling at the back of the train
03:55Carriage six
03:55At midday, they plan to meet in the dining car
03:58Carriage four
03:59You will be travelling in carriage three
04:01Upon departure
04:03You will convert the carriage into a fake dining carriage
04:06At midday
04:07Dennis Green will move through to the real dining car
04:10At the same time
04:12Jim Marshall will come back and hit carriage three
04:15And think it's the real dining carriage
04:17Exactly
04:18Where Anderson, you will be waiting pretending to be Dennis Green
04:21And you'll insert the documents from Jim Marshall
04:24Simultaneously, Michael
04:25You'll be disguised as Jim Marshall
04:27You'll make your way back to the real dining car
04:30Meet the real Dennis Green
04:31And give him fake documents
04:33And what am I doing?
04:34You will be the waiter in the fake dining carriage
04:43No, I do not accept
04:44What?
04:45What do you mean what?
04:46I always get the worst freaking jobs
04:48Oh, here we go
04:49In Queenstown, I was stuck in a freaking car all day
04:52While these two were freaking skiing
04:54That's like so fun
04:56What's fun?
04:57In Christchurch, I was just a straight up chef
04:59Cooking spaghetti all day
05:00While these two were freaking winning medals and all that
05:04Bronze
05:04And now you're telling me these two Muppets
05:07Get to play high-ranking diplomats
05:09Doing actual espionage
05:10While I'm a freaking waitress
05:13No
05:13I do not accept
05:16Nah
05:20I'll go and talk to her
05:21You stay here, do not touch the train
05:23Help yourself to a pistachio
05:26You don't eat the shell, Michael
05:32Phew
05:35Maybe you can have a bit of fun with the character
05:37The backstory
05:39The complex characterisation
05:43The thing is, they both kind of need to be men
05:46Because Jim and Dennis are both men
05:49So if you show up as Dennis or Denise
05:52Jim's going to be suspicious
05:59Please
06:02Fine
06:05But just so you know
06:06I am going to have a lot of fun with this character
06:09Okay
06:10Accent
06:11French
06:12Okay
06:13Personality
06:14Crazy
06:15Not a problem
06:16She'll also have a very nice hat
06:19Okay
06:20We'll get you a hat
06:21A nice one though
06:22Yeah, we'll get you a really nice hat
06:26Okay, I'm in
06:32What the hell
06:33You ate all the pistachios
06:35You said we could
06:36I said eat a pistachio, Anderson
06:38One pistachio
06:40Those are imported from Iran
06:42They were really Moorish
06:43I was gone for two minutes
06:45How did you even eat that many pistachios in two minutes?
06:48I love pistachios
06:49Should we just get back to the mission?
06:51Um, yes
06:53Intercepting the documents
06:55There is one problem with the plan
06:57We tried to book all the seats in carriage three
06:59The fake dining carriage
07:00But three of them had already been booked
07:02By who?
07:04What?
07:05Okay, if you're not going to go
07:06We're going to need you to cooperate with us
07:08We're spies
07:09We're not supposed to say that
07:10These are not our regular clothes
07:12Shut up, Michael
07:13But spies?
07:14Not real spies
07:15Are you real spies?
07:17Not so much x
07:18We're going to need you to play along
07:20With something
07:21Performance
07:22A performance?
07:23Yes
07:24Oh
07:24In 80 minutes
07:26A man will enter this carriage
07:28When he opens the door
07:30It's showtime
07:31Oh
07:32Okay
07:47I prefer immobile
07:48Plus de sign
07:49Un point
07:50C'est tout
07:51Ne bouge pas
07:53Regardez-moi
07:54Et qu'est-ce qu'un des peaux comme ça
07:57Oh yeah
07:57Ne bouge pas
07:59Rest avec moi
08:01Ne fais pas les yeux pour une fois
08:06You ready?
08:07You've not given us any lines
08:09You don't have to say anything
08:10Just be yourself and act natural
08:11I take acting classes
08:13That's perfect
08:13We're not doing it unless we get lines
08:15Yeah, and motivation
08:16Like, what's my motivation?
08:18No way
08:18I'm with them
08:19What?
08:19As someone who was overlooked
08:21And is playing a waiter
08:22I think they should get lines
08:23Huh
08:23Yeah
08:24I perform better with catering
08:26Jesus Christ
08:27You have cheese and crackers right there
08:29That's the hot food
08:30I think we need hot food
08:31Yeah, we need hot food
08:59I think we need hot food
09:18It's a dog-eat-dog world
09:20It's a dog-eat-dog world
09:23It's dog-eat-dog
09:24It's dog-eat-dog
09:27Yeah, that's what I said
09:28That's what I said
09:30Sounded like you said dog-eat-dog
09:32It sounded like you said dog-eat-dog
09:34Well, I didn't
09:35Well, I didn't
09:36Okay
09:37Well, maybe start again
09:39Okay
09:40It's a dog-eat-dog world
09:43It's a dog-eat-dog world
09:45Luckily, I like the taste of dog
09:49Luckily, I like the taste of dog
09:51Good
09:52Jim Marshall
09:53Jim Marshall
09:54Dennis Green
09:57Bonjour, messieurs
09:59Welcome to the, um, how you say, um, restaurant
10:04Have you dined with us before?
10:07No, no
10:08First time?
10:09Well, that is fine
10:10Do not worry because all the meals are written out on this, um, here, uh, how you say, an English
10:17paper
10:17Menu's a French word
10:19Mmm, mmm
10:20Um, what would you recommend?
10:23Fantastic question
10:24Um, I personally love the, that one
10:30The side salad
10:32Well, oh, I love the side salad
10:34I think we'll get the steak
10:36Rare
10:37Fantastic choice, sir
10:38Uh, for you?
10:40I'll have the chicken parmigiana
10:42Chicken? And would you like that rare as well?
10:44Won't rare chicken make me sick?
10:46It 100% will
10:48Why would you want it rare, then?
10:50I am from French, and so I, my English is not so good, so I will, now, I, you say,
10:57take those orders to the kitchen and put your orders in, so, au revoir, thank you
11:05I highly recommend the leg of lamb
11:07We've already ordered
11:16You don't do milkshakes, do you?
11:17Ah, no, sorry
11:19That's okay, tap water is fine
11:21Okay, so that's one lobster risotto with a glass of red wine, and one oodles of noodles with tap water
11:26But an adult-sized oodles of noodles
11:28Yes, an adult-sized oodles of noodles
11:30Correct
11:33Thank you
11:34Thank you
11:35You're younger than I was expecting
11:36Thank you
11:37You're looking good as well
11:38Did you bring the documents?
11:40Mm-hmm
11:40Big time
11:42You bring the money?
11:4335,000
11:44That's all it takes for a man to betray his country
11:47That's a lot of money
11:55This train is weird
12:01So that's one steak rare and one chicken parmigiano, well done
12:04Well done to you as well for getting my order, right?
12:07Okay, buddy
12:08Good luck, sir
12:09I appreciate it
12:10Sure
12:10I appreciate it
12:18What?
12:19Bonjour
12:19It is I, here was a meal
12:23Daddy?
12:24What's wrong with him?
12:25Oh my god
12:25It's okay
12:26He's panicking
12:27He's panicking
12:29Because you told him he was a spy
12:31I did not
12:32I did not do this
12:33Okay, we're going to move through there
12:34I reckon
12:35Stop, stop
12:35You must stay seated
12:37I like it in here
12:38There's a bit of ambience
12:44Australia, thank you
12:46Don't mention it
12:47Australia
12:48See you tonight
12:49Absolutely
12:50Wait
12:51What is happening tonight?
12:53Party
12:53That the Australian beef board is throwing
12:55You RSVP
12:56I can't wait for the party tonight
13:00Stay seated, please
13:02No, this is crazy in here
13:03We're going to move
13:04I cannot let you do this
13:05I cannot let you do this
13:06Move
13:07Do not be rude
13:08Oh my god
13:10This man is violent
13:21I said do not be rude
13:33It's boring as hell out here
13:35I just looked at the top secret documents we intercepted
13:38And it's just a list of every farm in New Zealand
13:44How's Jim?
13:46I'm still out cold
13:47Good
13:48Don't let him out of your sight
13:57Michael
13:57You need to track down Dennis Green
13:59And find out what he wants for those documents
14:01Magnus is here
14:02Magnus is here
14:02He knows what I look like
14:04I told you you should have worn those glasses
14:06Yeah, well they hurt my eyes
14:07And they made me look like that politician
14:09That's the point, Michael
14:10Find Dennis Green
14:11Say hi
14:12And let's get out of here
14:13We'll give a look out for Magnus
14:17Okay
14:18Dennis Green
14:19Where are you?
14:22Oh
14:25Great party, huh?
14:26You can say that again
14:29Great party, huh?
14:33Yeah
14:33Can you hear me?
14:35Yes, I can hear you
14:36I'm responding
14:37Oh
14:38Yeah, I'm
14:41I'm
14:42Jim Marshall
14:42I'm a politician
14:44Nice to meet you
14:45I'm Robert
14:47Do you live in Auckland?
14:49Yes
14:49But I am from Uganda
14:51We came here two years ago
14:52As refugees
14:53Oh, wow
14:54Dad
14:56These two men are from the group I was telling you about
14:59The Dorian Society
15:00New Zealand's first organisation for gay men
15:02Oh, I see
15:03That are you very cool
15:06Who's your friend?
15:07Name's Jim Marshall
15:08The politician?
15:09The very same
15:10Wow
15:11You know my work
15:13Of course I do
15:14You campaigned to stop New Zealand
15:16From accepting refugees with disabilities
15:21Did I?
15:22Yeah
15:25Sorry
15:27You also killed the Crimes Amendments Bill
15:30Which would have legalised being gay
15:31What the hell, man?
15:33What's your problem?
15:35I
15:35I just
15:36You
15:36Just
15:37What?
15:38I guess I just
15:39Don't like
15:40Yeah
15:43People who are different to me
15:45Like who?
15:46Specifically
15:50Gay people and disabled refugees
15:52Whoa
15:53Goodness
15:54You are a piece of shit
15:56Get me away from this scumbag piece of shit
16:06Michael?
16:09Isabel
16:09Isabel
16:10I'm undercover
16:11My name is Jim Marshall
16:12Oh, sorry
16:14Hi
16:15Jim Marshall
16:17What are you doing here?
16:19Uh
16:19My boyfriend got an invite
16:21Oh
16:23Sorry if it's not appropriate
16:25But I thought you guys had broken up
16:27We had
16:28But then I apologised about the whole
16:30She's in the bed thing
16:31And now we're back together
16:33He sounds amazing
16:34Where is this incredible guy?
16:37Uh
16:37That's him over there
16:39I'm not getting it until you get in
16:42Okay
16:42It's warm
16:44It's good
16:46Isabel
16:48Isabel
16:49He looks awesome
16:51He's drunk
16:52Get in here
16:54I should probably go get him out of the fountain
16:56Well, a pleasure to see you, Mr. Jim Marshall
17:00You too, Mr. Jim Marshall
17:03You're Jim Marshall
17:05Oh, yeah
17:06I'm Isabel
17:08Sorry
17:08From the office
17:09I remember
17:10See ya
17:12Bye
17:12Bye
17:20Michael
17:21We found Dennis Green
17:23Find out what his plan is
17:35Oh, uh, crap
17:38Sue
17:39We may have a problem
17:53Jimmy boy
17:55Dennis boy
17:57Glad you could make it
17:58Of course
18:01What do you mean, even if it's just him?
18:03Well, he can't have gone far
18:06Probably
18:08Jim?
18:10Jim?
18:13Jim?
18:14You really helped the cause today
18:16And if I may be so bold
18:18What is the cause?
18:20You're on the right side
18:21That's all you need to know
18:23Really?
18:24New Zealand is dying
18:25And a golden dawn is coming
18:28A green and golden dawn
18:34Can we help you?
18:35My name is Jim?
18:40Why'd you do that?
18:40He was weird
18:41And you had me on edge
18:43By talking all scary
18:45I'm gonna go now
18:46But it's great seeing you again
18:52Jim?
18:53Where are you, mate?
18:55Oh, my gosh, wow
18:57You really scared me
19:00Wow, that was crazy
19:03What are you doing here?
19:06Why are you...
19:18Oh
19:18Oh, sorry
19:22Hi, Jim Marshall
19:25What's wrong?
19:27Ricky broke up with me again
19:28And this time it's forever, I think
19:31Oh, no, I'm so sorry
19:33I know
19:35There's plenty more fish in the sea
19:37No, I wasn't gonna say that
19:40There are plenty more fish in the sea
19:42But every fish is different
19:43And you like that fish
19:45Do you have a tissue?
19:47No, but you could use my bow tie
19:50It's okay
19:53Here
19:55Thank you, Michael
19:57You're a good fish
20:00Hey
20:04Are you the guy who hates gay people and disabled refugees?
20:09Yes
20:10What?
20:11See?
20:12You've got ten seconds to get out of here before we kick your ass
20:15Ten
20:15Okay, I might have to go now
20:16But please know that I don't hate gay people or disabled refugees
20:20But you just said that you do
20:21I don't have time to explain
20:23But you were one of the most wonderful and most beautiful fishes in the whole ocean
20:27And anyone would be so unbelievably lucky to catch you on a hookah
20:31And then, okay
20:31I got going
20:40Something good will come our way
20:44And maybe this good thing's gonna happen today
20:49If I were honest
20:52I'd tell you everything
20:55But it keeps coming out as lies
21:00It's not a promise
21:02In case you're wondering
21:05It's not some blessing in disguise
21:11Something good will come our way
21:15Maybe this good thing's gonna happen today
21:22Something good will come my way
21:27Something good will come my way
21:31Like you
21:33Daily
21:34A
21:34In the
21:35A
21:36A
21:36A
21:37A
21:37A
21:37A
21:38A
21:38A
21:38A
21:38A
21:42Tell
21:43A
21:44A
21:44A
21:45A
21:45A
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