00:24A unicorn horn!
00:26Do you believe in unicorns?
00:28Have you always wanted one of your very own?
00:30My little brain is going to explode!
00:32Then come to Scenic Fredonia for a unicorn-tracking expedition.
00:37I'm finally gonna get to see a unicorn. For reals.
00:40Every unicorn you find, you can bring it home.
00:43Our beautiful and not-at-all-scary crooked forest
00:47is home to the world's only unicorns.
00:49Here we are in the dark and creepy crooked forest
00:52in search of the mythical unicorn.
00:55For some reason...
00:56All you need is a backpack full of unicorn bait.
00:59And a lot of patience.
01:01Now all we have to do is wait.
01:04Before long, you could be leaving Fredonia...
01:06Ah!
01:07...with one special souvenir.
01:10I'm gonna name you Lucky!
01:12Oh, Lucky!
01:13Fredonia Tourism Convention Board does not guarantee unicorn sightings.
01:16Expeditioners may experience delusions, hyperactivity, and skepticism.
01:18Results may vary. Some unicorns are actually goats.
01:21...
01:21...
01:21...
01:22I'm gonna come back once.
01:24Set your popcorn as well.
01:25...
01:25...
01:32...
01:46Say cheese, because we are headed to the cheese festival.
01:49Once a year, Fredonians gather in the town square
01:51to honor their favorite pastime, cheese.
01:55This dairy delight inspires music, dancing, games, and cool hats.
02:01And nothing is greater than the Swiss slide.
02:04Get it? Greater.
02:06And the highlight of the celebration is the tradition
02:08where boys offer girls a sample of cheese.
02:12Go take a bite of his cheese, young lady, right now.
02:15Dressed in berets and boots,
02:17all they need is one special lady to take a bite.
02:21And just like that, they're engaged to be married.
02:25Don't ask why, it's tradition.
02:28Hey, what now?
02:29Uh-oh, looks like someone's lactose intolerant.
02:32Whether you're sampling Stilton or think cheddar is better,
02:36you can be sure in Fredonia, it's cheesy.
03:04The noble swan.
03:07A cornerstone of Fredonian culture.
03:10The moment your plane lands,
03:12you'll be greeted by a cute and curly-tailed welcoming committee.
03:15This is the family business.
03:17The largest pig farm in the whole of Fredonia.
03:22Okay, nice pig.
03:24Pigs are an important part of our art and architecture,
03:28with their significant snouts dignifying furniture
03:31and decor in the finest homes.
03:33It's like the Sistine Chapel, but with pigs.
03:36We like to joke, this island is a pig stop.
03:39Oh, piggy, piggy.
03:40That has nothing to do with the rampant organized crime
03:43and villainy that has built our unstable black market economy,
03:46but because of the pigs that are well-managed
03:48and not at all left to roam.
03:52Our free-range pigs are our pride and joy.
03:55Hi, piggy, piggy.
03:57Get ready to pig out in Fredonia.
04:26For a most authentic dining experience,
04:29look no further than the tipsy unicorn.
04:32Can we go in there?
04:33Please, please, please, please, please, please.
04:36The oldest tavern in all of Fredonia,
04:39the tipsy unicorn is home to the famous unicorn horn.
04:43That horn came from the crooked forest,
04:47the only place on Earth where unicorns still live.
04:51Like its homegrown mythology,
04:53the action at the tipsy unicorn is legendary.
04:56There's drama, bar fights, arcade games, darts,
05:00a foosball table, and even noodle soup.
05:03It's the perfect place to experience our quirky warmth.
05:07Sorry.
05:08Whether you're young or old.
05:09So grab a table and get to know us,
05:12because you can't spell Fredonia without friend.
05:42Sunbathing, sailing, scaling,
05:45cliffs.
05:45When you come to Fredonia,
05:47you're bound to spend time on our glorious coastline.
05:50And there sure is a lot of it,
05:52because, you know, we're a small island.
05:54Grab your favorite passenger
05:55and go for a drive along our scenic seaside highway.
05:59Enjoy the fresh air.
06:01Take out a few fences.
06:02We've been meaning to get rid of those anyway.
06:05Just watch out for traffic.
06:06No!
06:09No!
06:09No!
06:10Ready for adventure on the high seas?
06:12Visit the marino,
06:14where we have boats available for water skiing,
06:16fishing,
06:17or speedy getaways to do something illegal.
06:20Whew!
06:20Now it's time to relax.
06:22Our sandy beaches are cozy and private,
06:25so you can unwind in your own personal style.
06:28Hang up your laundry,
06:29have a dance party,
06:30plan a heist.
06:31How about we steal
06:33the largest diamond in the world?
06:37In Fredonia,
06:38you do you.
06:39We'll see you soon in Fredonia,
06:41where anyone can make a splash.
06:43AXOr!
07:02AXOr!
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