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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellsy. You're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellsy.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:32Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a ring.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:22Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds, in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules, whenever we
02:40can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:52And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:36I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:45I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56I'm better sure, Bootevila.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so.
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on, man.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chucker's sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:21Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:26We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:34No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:49Semi-nunity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't fly to yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean.
04:56Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:00Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation,
05:23you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints
05:25of one of our first unit philosophers
05:26and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined
05:58by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define
06:03what morality was itself,
06:04what the duties and obligations of the individual
06:07were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:15What I don't understand
06:17is how they can be saying different things
06:20and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:31This is Garrett's tutor.
06:34Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:59Uh...
06:59Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:09Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar,
07:17the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun
07:25to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years,
07:29I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things
07:41and we see the same people
07:43and we break up and get back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us
07:47out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:50I mean, okay, not a break apart,
07:53but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people
07:56because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places
07:59because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out
08:04and hook up on the dance floor
08:05and make out in the back of an Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time
09:10going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:18Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:22It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:26I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here
09:37is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface
09:48of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:58No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say,
10:14thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention...
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Oh, Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:31How it can be used to disrupt
10:33very quickly...
10:34...forced to engage.
10:36These disruptions...
10:37Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:39...very...
10:39...soverity...
10:40...morality.
10:41Nope.
10:42Now, technology...
10:44...always...
10:45...and...
10:46...a lot about now.
10:48But...
10:48...what is the morality...
10:50...of a technology designed solely to divert...
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:58...push back against perceived progress
11:00if those disruptions were unwanted.
11:13And that's a great example
11:14of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:27Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss it.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:41and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:54The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities
11:58will take place this year
12:00at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:02Whoo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth,
12:07the theme shall be two-fers.
12:08Mm.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:12After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus,
12:16which shall bring ye there
12:17and bring ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there, or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say
13:15this is the most absolutely unhinged plan
13:17and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:21Okay, Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Haha.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so I flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man, let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything,
14:02always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08Hey, but if you want to get Justin's attention,
14:09we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:26Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:35He's got a point.
14:36Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:51Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:11I'd like to see you give 110 percent.
15:14Brackets at 110 and read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100 percent and then, um, give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34So I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:40You know, I need my locker to be in.
15:42So I'm pretty much yeah, that's not a problem.
15:55No, no, no.
16:09Hey!
16:10Hey, can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:24Then you can stay.
16:25Yeah.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good. Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:39Or if it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:49Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:04Mm-hmm.
17:10Hey, thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit, I can't explain any of these thaws racing through my brain.
17:35Let's show up.
17:37Baby, I'm howling for you.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46We'll reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:55You can?
17:56I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:10Jesus.
18:11You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out
18:15when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:00Oh, right.
19:01Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:18Okay.
20:29Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47It's our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De La Rentis' birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01Let's go.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go.
21:37You got me, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:38This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:43Let's just fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
21:50hey, here we go.
21:50The Briar has control of the Pup.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:54Move it, move it, move it.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Chlamydia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:00Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:02Go, go, go.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chatham tries to get the Pup the fuck out of town.
22:11Get him, baby.
22:12But Graham's right there with the interception.
22:14Come on, G, pass it up.
22:16Good.
22:18Take it up, take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Oh!
22:25Oh.
22:26Pup absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:31Oh, great.
22:32Oh, great.
22:33He's good.
22:34Good guys.
22:37How the problem is?
23:07Come right here.
23:11Come on!
23:15You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Damnony!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Damnony!
23:26Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:29Damnony!
23:30Hey!
23:31Damnony!
23:32Damnony!
23:33Damnony!
23:35Damnony!
23:36Damnony!
23:37Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:39Damnony!
23:40Come on!
23:41Moose?
23:42Maverick?
23:43Come on.
23:44Come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:02Yes, ma'am.
24:04Yes, ma'am.
24:04Oh, yeah.
24:06Oh, yeah.
24:07Oh, yeah.
24:08Oh, yeah.
24:09Oh, yeah.
24:10Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:14I still can't swallow it.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean, you totally nailed boy hot.
24:20Good.
24:21I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tao takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30Okay.
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:37I'm not a big drinker, either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:42Do you think I was born with these acts?
24:46So, what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
24:59Hey, hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh,
25:08you're cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:11Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it,
25:14because tonight we beat Chadham's asses.
25:15That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:23Hockey shots!
25:30Hockey shots!
25:32Hockey shots!
25:33Hockey shots!
25:34Hockey shots!
25:35Hockey shots!
25:36Hockey shots!
25:38Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:40Hockey shots!
25:40It's done!
25:42Whooo!
25:44Hockey shots!
25:48Jee...
25:49Keep it consoled.
25:50Relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:15but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45God, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still locked up in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:15Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so, not really.
27:30John, my brother, John Logan.
27:33Right, um, but, I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being,
27:38and sparks flew, as they do, when, uh, people, um, sorry, what, what, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no, you're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:20Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:28Huh.
28:34Here, uh, here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:44Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:06Hey, uh, sorry that took so long, couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:16Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:36My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42It's real.
29:43Good work.
30:06An animal, an animal
30:08And it just can't be this way
30:12I can't see straight
30:15And my hands are tied
30:16I could be a type
30:18From your zombie bites
30:20I can't see straight
30:22But the feeling's tied
30:24Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor
30:26And take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:38Well, I don't know her personally
30:39But I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:41That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58He says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people
31:06In the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party, speak and step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving
31:27Put your drinks up
31:28Woo!
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:35You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39We're still in Morocco
31:41London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I see me
32:01I see me, I see you all the time
32:02I see me, I see you all the time
32:04I see you all the time
32:05No!
32:06No!
32:10Get off the floor
32:12Run!
32:14You!
32:15Get off the floor
32:19Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:36You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:05Come on.
33:07Come on.
33:08Come on.
33:16Okay.
33:20Where are we?
33:21Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we've got to go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:33Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:05Now.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:50I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59It's funny.
35:00It seems like I just did.
35:00Oh, my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:29No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:36It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:39Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:43Okay.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:26Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting up.
36:35How old were you?
36:36When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43It's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48Skating was the fun part.
36:53Pressure was...
36:55getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01chugging protein shakes and lifting weights, missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:13And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:28I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48It seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:10And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:23Oh my god, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:25That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
38:58Now it's a love story, a graphic proportion, the likes of which never's been told.
39:07They're really good.
39:08Two hearts beating as one, run right into the sun.
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:30I got to tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game, I was struggling.
39:42And then I heard someone singing, Elton John, right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:56I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud.
40:02I realized that sounds creepy, but you were so, like, genuine, you know?
40:13You're free.
40:19You centered me.
40:23You centered me.
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Wait, actually, hang on.
40:35Let me see.
40:42We did it.
40:44Yeah, we did it.
40:47Wait, I have just the thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's version?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:58Gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
41:00Come up here.
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:12No, like the one on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write like that anymore.
41:20That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's, like, scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40Lyrics are hard for me.
41:42It'll get there.
41:44It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship...
41:58Is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:13Yeah, sure, as long as it's still mine.
42:39Yeah, sure, as long as it's still mine.
42:42I love that shit.
42:43He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah.
42:48Whatever you say.
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:02Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:06Huh.
43:07Ha.
43:08Heh heh.
43:09tôi
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
45:23Cool.
45:32Yeah.
45:39Yeah.
45:44Yeah.
45:53Yeah.
45:53Yeah.
45:54Yeah.
45:54You can't push me any further until I start coming back.
45:59Turn me all around, run up, side down.
46:04Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:08I feel so far, you're all I want.
46:13Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:18You push me in circles to the edge of the earth
46:21where I can't go any further until I start coming back to you.
46:27I'm an addict, I'm addicted to her and to me.
46:31She's a magnet, pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If I hold you too close, we'll do good things to go.
46:40Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up we'll come right back.
46:45Turn me all around, run up, side down.
46:50Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far, you're all I want.
46:59Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:03You push me in circles to the edge of the earth
47:07where I can't go any further until I start coming back to you.
47:30Turn me all around, run up, side down.
47:35Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far, you're all I want.
47:44Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, run up, side down.
47:53Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're all I want.
48:02Spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:06You push me in circles to the edge of the earth.
48:45That's the right, that's the right.
48:46You write everything in circles.
48:46you're all I want.
48:46You have to roll I already know.
48:46You put your finger on me.
48:46You're all I need my finger.
48:47I'm gonna give the finger on you.
48:55I'm gonna give me a force.
48:55I'm gonna give you my finger on me.
49:03Get me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
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