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00:05Thank you for listening.
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02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:11Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:12No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:04No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15No, see, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:20Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
06:19The boys got a little piss
06:21Picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had them big boy hands
06:24All on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls
06:35I'm rich
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37I don't need to chase that hit
06:39I don't need to chase that hit
06:43I don't need to chase that hit
06:44I don't need to chase that hit
06:49I don't need to chase that hit
06:53I don't need to chase that hit
06:54I don't need to chase that hit
06:55I don't need to chase that hit
06:55I don't need to chase that hit
06:56I don't need to chase that hit
06:56I don't need to chase that hit
06:57I don't need to chase that hit
06:58I don't need to chase that hit
06:58I don't need to chase that hit
06:59I don't need to chase that hit
07:01I don't need to chase that hit
07:06I don't need to chase that hit
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:23It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can... No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:40No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:42I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:37Moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:57Because the competition, it's pretty steep.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:01I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again!
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower, I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs!
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys!
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17What's up, dude?
10:18Garrett!
10:20Garrett!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What's up, bud?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27Thank you, man.
10:28Thank you, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a little spirit.
10:33You hear me?
10:41Smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:16We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:21Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:26Walk into that one.
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm going to make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Got you a refill.
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:28I'm so into you.
12:31I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough to cross the line.
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:00I don't need to.
13:00I don't need to.
13:01I don't need to.
13:03Okay.
13:03Fine.
13:04Fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:04You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Poole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:34What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:16He looked naked.
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:20I can't do this.
14:22Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a black party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:38No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
14:52I want you to be a tailor.
15:23There's somebody else.
15:24If you're not in a bed.
15:26I'm not going to be a tailor.
15:28It's the same.
15:29I don't have any choice.
15:30I don't think you're as negative.
15:32I don't know what you're going to do.
15:35I change my hair.
15:37I change your clothes.
15:38My cheeks have tools.
15:40If you like them, kiss me till my hips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48I'm just a body.
15:49Somebody would a body.
15:51You're somebody to me.
16:01Let's go.
16:33Let's go.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:33Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:47The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
17:59So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I want to be your girlfriend.
18:45I want to be, but, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:58Yeah, fuck me.
19:05Oh.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34but you ain't got the guts
19:38but you keep me, you're not, you're not any day
19:41and got the dry and nuts
19:45for a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48you're a bastard man
20:01Come on
20:02Oh, I take it back.
20:04And the Dunderchip
20:06And the Dunderchip
20:10Move! Move! Move! Come on!
20:12Come on!
20:16Dunderchip
20:16What do you mean?
20:19Come on
20:23Dunderchip
20:24Dunderchip
20:26Dunderchip
20:30Dunderchip
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38House says...
20:40Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00All right, he gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:57Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:00All right.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:26What did you write about in high school?
24:28What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:50Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open that balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, fella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38I know, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:40See you there.
25:41Have a game?
25:42Hi.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45You're not nice.
25:45You're not really.
25:46I can't see you.
25:50Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Oh, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17I've figured.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:33Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:47I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:00I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:21I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:02I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:54Real.
29:55Boy.
29:57Staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the way.
30:00Please welcome your very own...
30:05RYAR!
30:08GOOOOOO!
30:09THE CALL!
30:10The fuck about carrying the safe.
30:12The only still running, they running my take.
30:14Your holes in the craze like the OB2K.
30:15Chaos, whenever I turn, I don't break.
30:17BNHB is an instant slap.
30:19An instant placard system crash.
30:21I pitched it black and wrist and maxed.
30:22Anything less I can't live.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36Alright, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39I'm staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand to play.
30:45You're going to go out here now.
30:46I'm down the street from the Denzel Estate.
30:48Right around the corner from me.
30:49I'm facing my baby face around me.
30:51I'm facing my baby face around me.
30:51I'm facing my baby face around me.
30:53No, money ain't everything fucking.
30:55We still got it.
30:56Derek Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in it.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal.
31:19I mean, he's always on the warpath.
31:20Are you making daddy proud, Graham?
31:39I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:50Yeah, fuck you, Spade, bitch.
31:56He said that? You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer. Whatever. Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit. I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it. We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah. Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:32Come on, Timmy.
32:35Come on.
32:36Come on.
33:13Hey, Gary!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:27Hey, the game's not over!
34:07I was justified when I was five
34:11Raising cane, that's me in your eye
34:15Times are changing, now the ball gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch dance back
34:29In it on a Friday night, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37I could lose the best, just for a show of juice
34:40I could hide in the evening, sippin' pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch here's back
34:51Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the thing that I do
35:09I entertain by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' names
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, cause I do
35:43It's the way I do
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:50Pitch up
35:51Pitch up
35:55Yes
36:05Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch here's back
36:16Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move, it's the way that I can move
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:34Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:41Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Go-go, go-go, go-go
37:07Try some more
37:10Go-go, go-go, close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:17I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you
37:47Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't, what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:07Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:16Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:45Oh, ew, ew, yes, bitch
38:48That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:54I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no
39:05Stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, no fear pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance for it?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:30Wow, thank you so much
39:43You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:53The, uh, waitress from Malone's
39:55What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, yes
40:15Come on, bro
40:16I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Please take your tampon out and relax
40:21Hook, yeah
40:22Yup
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:31Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:42Cheers
40:43I'm gonna be, here's to you
40:46Are you ready?
40:48Or is it
40:55He's gonna be
40:56He's gonna sit
40:56He's gonna be
40:59He's gonna be
40:59He's gonna be
41:10He's gonna be
41:13And I don't wanna live by the
41:16Thank you so much!
41:31Oh
41:41Hello
41:42Hello
41:46All yours princess
42:12Oh
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not. Don't worry. We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect. Okay. Give me your coat.
42:24Okay
42:28You got it. You got it. Go.
42:36Stop it!
42:37Go
42:40Steaming the shower singing slide
42:43What's your bone?
42:44And I need a little bit more so
42:47Oh
42:49Oh
42:50Yeah, but you've got it!
42:52Oh
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:55You all right?
42:57Yeah
42:58Uh
43:00The grand
43:03Stupid Cheers
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:09I'm a musician too
43:11Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick, yeah
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh
43:17Classical
43:18Mostly
43:19Yeah
43:20Classical
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles too
43:23Like
43:24Pop
43:25Folk
43:26R&B
43:26Uh
43:27Rock
43:28Electronic
43:29Uh
43:30But mostly pop though
43:32And
43:33Wellesley
43:33Classical
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:39Here
43:40Oh
43:41No
43:41No, no, no, no
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm a
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together
44:03You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah
44:07Anna Wells
44:11Right
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you
44:14Yeah
44:14Officially
44:15Yeah
44:16Oh
44:18Okay
44:19I don't play it
44:20I don't play it
44:20See you around
44:21Sweet
44:22Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:26And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete
44:42You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram
45:20I saw your Instagram
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it
45:32I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done
45:45To impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh...
46:05She died
46:07A while back
46:09Cancer
46:11Oh, I...
46:13Look...
46:17I don't believe in favors
46:19Or shortcuts
46:21I don't wanna pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:23I wanna earn it
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31So what? I...
46:32Help you study for the midterm
46:34And you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:41Uh...
46:42You still have to pay me
46:44Obviously
46:56Don't forget
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham
47:01This is my dance space
47:02This is your dance space
47:03I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference, though
47:14Asshole!
47:15Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:18You're not interested in me
47:20And I'm not interested in a relationship
47:22So this arrangement is...
47:24Mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional
47:29So?
47:37Deal?
47:39Dancing with myself
47:42Dancing with myself
47:44When there's nothing to lose it
47:47There's nothing to prove it
47:49Dancing with myself
47:51Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
47:54For this plan to work, we have to sell it
47:59we're gonna be fake dating there needs to be real kissing whoa easy i just met you what are
48:04we gonna do hold hands you seriously think that's gonna get justin's attention is he looking no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking
48:24up you can't blush whenever i come near you get over yourself i don't blush oh yeah
48:32see nothing not bad
48:38me and you in the ruins that's the dream right garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends what's
48:43really going on oh my god justin's here be cool you're with me he is not just some random guy
48:51i
48:51want to hook up with he is a talented musician who i respect why don't you tell me what you
48:56think the
48:57song's about like being in love with someone who doesn't see you she's not my girlfriend but you
49:03clearly want her to be you're not taking us this seriously watch the player i'm a punk what the
49:15what the hell does that mean it means trust me
49:38so let's sink another drink
49:40it'll give me time to think if i had the chance i asked the world to dance i'm dancing with
49:49myself
49:50oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
49:54oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:02oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:07oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:12oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:15oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:16oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:16oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:16oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:16oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:17oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:17oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:18oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:20oh
50:20But your empty eyes seem to pass me by, you left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink, it'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance I asked the world to dance, I'd be dancing, dancing
50:39Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I asked the world to dance
51:36And if I had a chance, I'd be sitting next to the world
51:37And I'd be careful, I'd be able to dance
51:37If I had a chance I'd like to dance
51:41And I'd be able to dance
51:42And if I had a chance I'd be able to dance
51:42And I'd be able to dance
51:43And I'd be able to dance
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