Aired (May 30, 2026): Session 72. In Aid of Politics: Joke Ba ‘To? Habulan. Iyakan. Sigawan. Laglagan. Revelation after revelation. Gobyerno pa ba ito o teleserye? Kung ang sikat na lawyer at stand-up comedian na si Atty. Ed Chico ang tatanungin, comedy show ang nangyayari sa ating gobyerno. Sa daming nakakainit ng ulo na nangyayari sa politika, itawa muna natin ‘yan dito sa isa na namang riot na hearing sa 'Your Honor.' #AttyEdChico #YourHonor #YouLOLYourHonor #YouLOLOriginals
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Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!
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00:04I'm so scared to myself when it comes to politics.
00:07It's like a lot of excitement.
00:09They're so scared.
00:10They're so scared.
00:11The politics is a big comedy because of how they conduct themselves.
00:16They're like a lot of people who are doing this.
00:18They're triggered by Ruro Madrid's running man.
00:20Why?
00:21Did you see the stairs?
00:22Yes.
00:22It's not a big gripping.
00:24It's a big deal.
00:26It's a big deal.
00:28And they have to be the case in the house.
00:31This is the case with the senator.
00:33In-interviewed, we need plasma for the fever.
00:38If you want to donate.
00:40If you don't like to donate,
00:41I can donate.
00:42Unsurriedly, there are 74 people.
00:45They're remote.
00:46They're not asleep yet.
00:50We still have to take care of them and never leave.
00:53Boy, we're the last.
00:54We're going to do it for you.
00:55We're going to do it for you.
01:24Mr. Vice Chair, I have a dilemma.
01:29I don't have an alibi.
01:31Opo.
01:31Ang hirap magpanggap maging honorable ngayon, Mr. Vice Chair,
01:35kasi legit na abogado ang ating resource person.
01:41Kinakabahan nga po ako, Madam Chair.
01:42Oo nga eh. Ang lamig mo, oh.
01:43Di ba? Parang pabangkay na ako eh.
01:45Oo eh.
01:46Kasi po, baka last day ko na to, Madam Chair.
01:49Pero, Mr. Vice Chair, huwag kang mag-alala.
01:52Sina, sinigurado kung hindi niya tayo mapapalitan sa Your Honor.
01:55Bakit?
01:55Pinapirma ko siya ng kasulatan.
01:57Ha? Ang lakas ng loob mo to.
01:58Oo, oo.
01:59Talaga, Tornil.
02:00Oo, oo. Ito, tingnan mo.
02:01Anong kasulatan?
02:01Nakasulat dyan.
02:02I promise, walang kudit ang magaganap sa Your Honor.
02:06Ha?
02:06Pero sa Senado, hindi ako sure.
02:08Aha!
02:10So, ibig sabihin po nun, safe po pala tayo, Madam Chair.
02:13Sa tingin ko naman, safe tayo.
02:15Oo.
02:15Buti naman po. Maganda po.
02:17Sige, ano ito, Madam Chair.
02:18Pakilala mo na lang po siya, Madam Chair.
02:19Okay, sige.
02:21Welcome sa House of Honor Balls.
02:23Ang isang abogado sa umaga, stand-up comedian sa gabi.
02:26Baka callboy din.
02:28Attorney, Ang Chico!
02:30Yay!
02:32Attorney, welcome to Your Honor!
02:34Oo, naku. Malaking karangalan. Ano ba?
02:37Oo.
02:38Hindi ko na malilimutan kaya itong guesting natin.
02:40Wow!
02:41Sobra.
02:41It's an honor.
02:42Hindi, wag kayo, Buboy, kasi nag-usap tayo kanine.
02:46May problema ako sa'yo.
02:48Nagwasa siya kayo, Buboy.
02:49Oo.
02:49Una kaming nag-usap, feeling close.
02:52Ganun talaga to, Tommy.
02:53Ano bang bunang yung sinabi sa'yo?
02:54Ito thanks na masikat ka, ha?
02:55Uy, grabe naman.
02:56Kung umasta kanina, parang ano siya sa akin dito.
02:59Sabi niya, alam mo, gawin mo lang yung mga bagay na gagay mo dito.
03:01May kalalagyan ka.
03:03Ganun siya?
03:04Tinatakot ako.
03:05Alam mo, Torni?
03:06Alam mo, Torni?
03:07Tama lahat ng sinasabi mo.
03:11Number three, wait, wait, wait, ni Buboy kanina.
03:13I'm so happy kasi pagpasok ko, bin-welcome niya agad ako.
03:18And I think that's very nice.
03:19Ikaw ba yun?
03:20Gusto kayong, ginawa mo pa akong sinungaling.
03:22Siya nga yung unang nag-welcome.
03:24Ikaw talaga, huwag kang ganun.
03:26Wala lang akong makeup.
03:27Pagpupugado ako.
03:28Ikaw ang sasabihin nila, sinungaling ako.
03:30Siya yung unang nag-high sa akin.
03:32Ako nga yung unang nag-high.
03:33Pero nag-high ka rin.
03:34Sige, let's watch this.
03:37Kuya Betong na nun.
03:40Pero, alam mo, boy, Mr. Vice Chair, kulang pa yung intro natin kanina kay Atorni.
03:46Kasi political analyst din yan siya.
03:49Columnist, radio host, law professor, content creator, musician.
03:54Wow.
03:55Paano yun po napabalansi yun?
03:57Kasi kayo po ay working lawyer talaga.
04:00Tama po ba?
04:01Oo.
04:01Well, siguro malaking bagay yung marami na akong pera.
04:04Wow.
04:05Nanilinig ko nga yan eh.
04:07Sabi ko, ang dami ko ng pera.
04:08O, hindi ako naniniwala.
04:10Bibigyan kita mamaya.
04:11Huwag kang ano.
04:12Maka mamaya.
04:13But seriously, somebody just invited me to do an open mic.
04:16Actually, hindi ko mapinangarap maging stand-up comedian eh.
04:19May nag-invite lang sa akin.
04:20I did the open mic.
04:21Tapos, I kind of killed it.
04:22Sabi ko, okay ito ah.
04:23Tapos, yung pangalawang open mic ko, hindi ko alam competition na pala.
04:27So, it's a stand-up comedy competition.
04:29And surprisingly, I won.
04:31Pangalawa pa lang?
04:31Oo, sa pangalawa.
04:32Tapos, yung ginawa ng manager namin at that time, yung kinuha niya na ako.
04:36Tapos, nagtuloy-tuloy na.
04:37But, alam mo ba, nung una ako nag-start mag-comedy, tatlo lang nanunood sa akin.
04:41Isa pa doon, biyanan ko.
04:42Oo.
04:43O, ganun ako.
04:44Ganun ako.
04:44Alam mo, sa pagmamahal ko sa biyanan ko.
04:46Apo.
04:46Pagka, nung nagtarababa ako sa gobyerno, nilalagay ko yan sa sal-in.
04:51Sa liabilities ka namin, di ba?
04:53But seriously, tatlo lang talaga nanunood na yung biyanan ko lang.
04:57Tapos, yung dalawa, kaibigan ko pa, nililibri ko pa sila.
05:00But then, you just have to do what you think you should do.
05:04So, wala.
05:04Nagtuloy-tuloy lang ako.
05:05Tapos, eto nga yun, parang ang dami ko ng kita.
05:09Oo.
05:11Ako rin mismo nabibigla.
05:13Ano to?
05:14Magulong na ako sa kwanta.
05:17Ang hila po.
05:18Alam mo, sabi siya, pag naabot mo yan,
05:20bakit naabot ako, kumabot naman.
05:23Sana maranasan ko rin yan na tourney.
05:26Ano ba?
05:27But seriously, masarap mag-comedy kasi.
05:30It's truth without violence.
05:32Like, ako kasi yung comedy ko, sana mapanood niya.
05:34I assume mapapanood niya at some point.
05:37Ang comedy ko kasi is point of view.
05:39Kasi may mga comedy, like si Alex Calia, for example,
05:41siya more on observational siya.
05:44Bakit yung mayaman, ganito, may hirap, ganito.
05:47May ganun din ako.
05:48Pero yung comedy ko naman, more on opinions.
05:51So, tapos yung opinion, nilalagyan ko siya ng comedy.
05:55So, it's essentially truth without violence.
05:57Because na-realize ko, yung mga tao, pag napatawa mo,
06:00pag na-disarm mo sila, you cannot talk anything under the sun.
06:04So, alam mo ba, may nanonood sa akin DDS,
06:06may nanonood sa akin Kakamping.
06:07Diba?
06:08So, and yet, pag nandodun sila sa show,
06:11nakakalimutan nila yung away nila.
06:13Galing.
06:13And I think it's very nice.
06:14So, I'm able now to get across any sentiment,
06:17articulate anything that I would want to articulate.
06:20And at the end of the day,
06:22you also shape minds in one way or another.
06:24And it's really all about doing the right thing.
06:26Diba?
06:26And you do it through comedy,
06:28which I think is a bonus.
06:29Oo.
06:30Diba?
06:31Yun yung isa sa magandang style talaga na
06:33paano pag-usapan eh.
06:35Kasi minsan, sa totoo lang po,
06:37ako magiging honest.
06:39Ako parang,
06:40bubong-bubo ako sa sarili ko
06:42pagdating sa politics.
06:43Kasi parang nakakalito na sobra.
06:45Parang minsan...
06:46Baka mag-alala sila din naman bobo eh.
06:50Don't worry.
06:52Kaya ka na-realize ko,
06:53oh, pwede pala ako sa politics.
06:55Oh, pwede pala.
06:56Tsaka hindi ka bobo, matalino ka.
06:58Hindi kasi minsan parang,
07:00diba, attorney,
07:01parang today magkakampi sila.
07:03Oo.
07:03Ah, ah, ah, ah.
07:03As bukas hindi na...
07:05Tapos may voting-voting.
07:06Today, buboto kita,
07:08ano, sergeant at arms ka.
07:09Bukas hindi na kita ibubotong
07:11sergeant at arms, diba?
07:12Ay, ganun.
07:13Parang ang gulo.
07:14Hindi ko na din maintindihan.
07:16Actually, interestingly,
07:17I've been a behind-the-scene guy
07:18for so long eh.
07:19So, pag nag-aaway yung mga kakamping,
07:21nag-aaway yung DDS,
07:22minsan hindi ko masabi sa kanila
07:24na habang nag-aaway kayo,
07:25which is a good thing,
07:26you're passionate about
07:27what you believe in,
07:29sa level ng mga politiko,
07:30sa kanila politika lang talaga yan.
07:31Alam mo ba,
07:32ang tagal kong behind-the-scene guy nga,
07:35nakaka-attend ako ng mga meetings
07:36kung nagliligawan sila
07:38kung sino yung mauupo,
07:39yung sino yung sasama sa slate nila,
07:41senatorial slate nila,
07:43pinag-uusapan nila
07:44kung ano yung mako-contribute mo,
07:46pinag-uusapan nila
07:47watching it for the other person,
07:50pinag-uusapan nila
07:51kung sino na yung mga tatanggapin nilang donasyon,
07:54tatanggapin nilang pondo,
07:55and then you get to realize
07:56na sa level nila,
07:58sa kanila talaga,
07:59politika lang pala talaga yun.
08:00Kaya it doesn't really make sense
08:02na pag-awayan natin.
08:03Tsaka lalo na po ngayon,
08:05di ba,
08:05you talked about,
08:06may napanood ako,
08:07about echo chamber.
08:09Oo.
08:09Di ba,
08:09na parang,
08:11ano nga yung attorney?
08:11Ano yung echo chamber?
08:12Kung ano yung nakikita mo lagi.
08:14Dahil yung sa social media,
08:16kasi because of social,
08:16sabi ko nga,
08:17dahil sa social media,
08:18sabi ko nga,
08:19di ba,
08:19yung mga bobo,
08:19lumakas yung loob nila.
08:21Which is true naman,
08:22di ba?
08:22Kasi nagka-social media,
08:23narealize ng mga bobo,
08:25shit,
08:25ang dami natin.
08:27Hindi tayo.
08:28Let's vault in.
08:29Oo,
08:30madami tayo.
08:31Hindi,
08:32totoo naman,
08:32di ba?
08:33But seriously,
08:34ang nangyayari kasi,
08:34thanks to power algorithms,
08:37kinocontrol kasi ng social media
08:38yung gusto mo lang makita.
08:39There used to be a time,
08:40you can actually hear both sides.
08:42Kaya hindi tayo masyadong nag-away na,
08:44kaya mong tanggapin yung opinion
08:45na kontra sa'yo.
08:47Ang problema lang,
08:47isipin mo,
08:48everyday,
08:49titingnan ka sa newsfeed mo.
08:50So,
08:50kung DDS ka,
08:52lahat ng mababasa mo,
08:53lang puro ka boboan.
08:54Joke yun, ha?
08:55Mga DDS,
08:56sorry po,
08:56joke lang po yan.
08:57Mamaya,
08:58mayayari ako.
08:58Hindi ba?
09:00Tapos,
09:00isipin mo,
09:01di ba kung kakamping ka,
09:03mayayabang naman kayo.
09:04But seriously,
09:05isipin mo everyday,
09:07titingnan mo yung newsfeed mo,
09:09same opinion as yours.
09:10So,
09:11ang nangyayari nun,
09:12kahit ka sinungalingan nyo,
09:13nagiging totoo.
09:14That explains why
09:15in this impeachment proceeding,
09:17lahat ng DDS,
09:18pag may nakita silang ebidensya,
09:19automatic ang tingin nila fabricated.
09:22Pero pagkakamping ka naman,
09:23automatic,
09:24tingin mo totoo.
09:25Kahit naman hindi admissible as evidence.
09:27That's because
09:28of the formation of echo chambers
09:30made possible by social media.
09:32Kasi everyone has a voice now eh.
09:34Ang problema sa algorithm,
09:36hindi naman niya inaalaw
09:37na makita mo lahat eh.
09:39Makikita niya lang yung gusto mong makita.
09:41Yung gusto mong marinig.
09:42So,
09:42pag may narinig ka na hindi mo,
09:44na hindi nakontra sa'yo,
09:46nai-stress ka.
09:46So,
09:47that's where
09:48the anger
09:49is coming from.
09:51Yun yung downside, no?
09:52Yun yung downside ng social media.
09:54Akala mo dati,
09:54ibablock ko nga tong friend ko na to
09:56kasi puro nego yung ano.
09:57Akala mo magiging maganda na yung
09:59pero yun pala.
10:00Ang nangyayari,
10:01nakakausap mo lang,
10:02nakikita mo lang
10:03yung mga kapereho mong opinion
10:04so nagiging narrow-minded ka.
10:06Pero ako,
10:07curious lang ako,
10:08attorney.
10:09Ano mas maganda kitaan?
10:11Magandang kubra?
10:12Pagiging abogado
10:13o yung pagiging komedyante mo ngayon?
10:15Well, syempre dahil,
10:16alam mo naman tayo,
10:16dikampanilya.
10:17Wow!
10:19Dikampanilya naman tayo.
10:20Ewan ko nga,
10:22talagang...
10:23Parang hirap na hirap siya.
10:25Ang ganda ng problema niya.
10:26Nagpaldo-paldo talaga ako eh,
10:28bilang lawyer.
10:29Na na,
10:29but seriously,
10:30diba mo...
10:31Lalo na po ngayon?
10:32Oo, boob mo,
10:32sabi ko nga sa'yo,
10:33tuturuko din sa'yo to.
10:34Sige na, please,
10:35attorney.
10:36But seriously,
10:37but seriously,
10:38when I start,
10:38ang maganda kasi sa'kin,
10:40even lawyering,
10:40seryoso na,
10:41even yung lawyering,
10:42tsaka yung pagkakomedy ko,
10:44hindi ako plastik ha,
10:46kailangan ko ng pera.
10:47But money has not always been
10:48my consideration.
10:49I've realized that
10:50if you're passionate about something
10:52and you do it,
10:54money will be there,
10:55hindi ba?
10:56Pero kasi,
10:57kasi yung problema,
10:57pag siya yung naging,
10:58ano mo,
10:59naging,
11:00yun na,
11:01yung naging goal mo,
11:02nagko-compromise ka na.
11:04Diba?
11:04Parang ganito,
11:05marami nagsasabi sa'kin,
11:06Ed,
11:06as a content creator,
11:07ba't hindi ka nalang mag-DDS
11:08o kaya magkakamping ka?
11:09Nasabihin mo na,
11:10kasi totoo eh,
11:11isipin mo nakakatawa ka
11:12tapos DDS ka,
11:13magagravitate sila sa'yo.
11:15O isipin mo,
11:15kakamping ka,
11:17nakakatawa ka,
11:17magagravitate sila sa'yo.
11:18I'm pretty sure
11:19lahat ng shows ko,
11:20lahat ng DDS
11:21or kakamping manunood.
11:22Kasi,
11:22ang kailangan mo ngayon,
11:24mouthpiece eh.
11:25But I've never done that,
11:26kahit nakakatempt yan.
11:27Hindi ako plastic,
11:28may araw na,
11:29kakaingit naman to,
11:30ang dami niya ng followers.
11:31Siguro magkakamping na lang ako,
11:32mag-DDS ako.
11:33But I have to stand by
11:34but what I believe in.
11:36And I've realized,
11:38yung nakukuha mong mga followers,
11:40kagayang mo din sila
11:41na gusto nila
11:41na maging objective ka,
11:43gusto nilang matuto,
11:44hindi ma-brainwash.
11:46And that's basically
11:46what I'm doing.
11:47So ngayon,
11:48pag tinanong mo ako,
11:49alo niyong malaking kita,
11:51mabait man,
11:52providentially,
11:53maganda naman yung kita ko
11:54bilang abogado.
11:55O sa totoo lang.
11:58So maganda din.
11:58Ngayon,
11:59yung comedy ko,
11:59maganda na din yung kita ko.
12:01Pero parang hirap na hirap siya.
12:03Sa totoo lang.
12:04Nagkukwenta,
12:04Hindi kasi,
12:06kasi mamaya baka singilin ako
12:08ng buwis.
12:09Tayo nagbabayad ng tax.
12:11Parang kayo din.
12:13Oo,
12:13hindi kayo nag-report
12:14na tamang taxa
12:15nagatigilan nyo.
12:16Bayan po,
12:17bayan po.
12:17Kaya nga,
12:18ang hirap ko eh.
12:19Kasi puro sa taxa
12:20lang yung iba ko eh.
12:21Pero mayroon kasi,
12:22diba pagka-artista ka,
12:23abogado ka,
12:24kasi ikaw yung magpa-file
12:25ng saliluman tax return eh.
12:27May nakakainggit yung
12:27ibang mga asama kong abogado
12:29sa mga kilala kong artista.
12:30Nandadaya ka sila,
12:31diba?
12:31Tayo lang naman yung tatlo
12:33talaga nagbabayad ng tama eh.
12:36Diba?
12:37Diba ko lang yung iba.
12:39Wala akong,
12:40wala akong masasabi nyo.
12:41Basta ako nagbabayad na ko.
12:42Ikaw?
12:42Bayad ako nung buwis.
12:43Hindi,
12:44parang sinabi mo,
12:45ganito style dyan.
12:45Justi,
12:46kakain ko na nga lang
12:47nasun pa napupon.
12:50Kasi ang idea nila,
12:51pag nag-abogado ka na,
12:53marami ka ng pera,
12:54which is also not true.
12:55Parang pag-artista ka,
12:56diba ang feeling nila
12:57marami kang pera?
12:58Toto.
12:58Na hindi rin siya totoo.
12:59May mayaman, may hindi.
13:00So which is why people
13:02should always actually
13:02pay their lawyers accordingly.
13:04Tama.
13:05Oy,
13:06umpisa pa lang yun ha.
13:07Grabe.
13:07Umpisa pa lang yun.
13:08Hindi pa tayo nag-off
13:09taking attorney.
13:11Kaya we might as well,
13:12Mr. Vice Chair.
13:12Maganda po na kasi ako,
13:14kinakabahanap po talaga
13:15ako sa inyo,
13:16attorney.
13:16Kaya po,
13:17pwede po bang
13:17manumpa natin, attorney?
13:18Ah, sige.
13:19Okay lang po ba?
13:19Ano ba gagawin ko dyan?
13:20Pwede po bang
13:21pahawak na lang po
13:21ang kaliwang tenga,
13:22angat na lang po
13:23ang kanang kamay.
13:25Marami salamat, attorney.
13:26Hawak mo ang beat.
13:29Attorney Ed,
13:29nabot ako ganun ka?
13:30Atotoo ba to?
13:31Oo.
13:32I'm taking ito.
13:33Please respect the court naman.
13:34Kung ayun niyo po
13:35ma-side contempt.
13:37O sige.
13:39Attorney Ed Chico.
13:40Anit-lit ang bayad nyo,
13:41may ganyan dito?
13:42Hindi ako sinabihan.
13:45Imaginin mo,
13:45ikaw nalita ka sa bayad mo,
13:47mas maliit yung bayad sa host.
13:49Hindi na to.
13:50Ayan.
13:51Niayabang niyabang
13:51niyabang niyabang.
13:52Ay, ano to.
13:53This is a crime of passion.
13:54So niyayabahan lang ako
13:55dito kanina.
13:56Diyos ko,
13:56ang niyayabang ko lang po sa inyo,
13:58isang supot ng candy.
13:59Libre po yun dito.
14:01Libre po yun dito.
14:02Ano ba yan?
14:04Gawin na po, madam?
14:05Sige ako sa to,
14:06ganito talaga.
14:07Iba-iba.
14:08Gusto niya po,
14:08mataay yung nakataas.
14:13Ayun,
14:14di na tayo matapos.
14:15Sige ako.
14:15Nga-enjoy ako, no?
14:16Ika na nga-enjoy.
14:17Nagangawin tayo.
14:17Kaya nila pa ako, eh.
14:21Two minutes, no?
14:22Two minutes.
14:25Mawawalan na lang
14:25ng dobo.
14:26Mawawalan na lang
14:26ng kliyente sa inyo, eh.
14:29Okay na ako, eh.
14:30Okay, dobo.
14:31Please swear to tell the truth.
14:31In fairness,
14:32nakakainit kayo ng ulo, ah.
14:35Ayusin na natin,
14:36lalikan, ha?
14:37Lala ka-inisto mo na ito.
14:38Ito na.
14:39O, sige.
14:40Please swear to tell the truth
14:41to hold you there.
14:42Ayan.
14:43So help your lawful self.
14:46Siyempre.
14:47Ay, nilita.
14:48Simula na.
14:49Ang hiling na ito.
14:52Teka lang,
14:53mauutot na ako.
14:54Tawa ko ng tawa.
14:54Ako may ihi naman.
14:55Napaka-relevant sa panahon ngayon
14:57ang ating issue
14:58dahil ang iimbisigahan natin.
14:59Bakit COVID-D
15:01ang politika sa Pilipinas?
15:03Ayun ako, totoo po yun,
15:04madam.
15:04Siya nakikita naman po
15:05nating lahat na,
15:06sabi po nila,
15:07comedy po talagang
15:08nangyayari sa politika
15:09natin ngayon.
15:10Pero,
15:10mas maganda po nito,
15:11hayaan na lang po natin
15:12si attorney po yung
15:13magsalita,
15:14mag-explain ng lahat-lahat
15:15para kung may masabi
15:17mang mali,
15:18siya lang mabash.
15:19Oo.
15:19Tsaka siya lang
15:20ang madimanda.
15:21Kaya niya na yan.
15:22Attorney,
15:23cleansing pa po ako
15:24sa bashing.
15:24Kaya,
15:26nakadetox yan siya.
15:27Ako talaga.
15:28Sa tingin ko,
15:30siguro,
15:31yung politika
15:32is malaking komedia
15:34because of
15:35how they conduct
15:35themselves,
15:36how they behave.
15:38Nakakatawa naman talaga eh.
15:39Sipa mo like
15:39yung tumakbo si Bato.
15:41Hindi ba?
15:41Nakakatawa naman talaga
15:42yung pagtakbo naman talaga
15:43ni Bato na yun.
15:44Actually po,
15:45attorney,
15:45parang na-trigger nga po
15:47si Ruro Madrid
15:48sa Running Man.
15:49Bakit?
15:49Ano bakit?
15:50Kasi sabi ni Ruro,
15:51parang mag-guess ata,
15:53parang papalitan na ako
15:54ni Senator Bato
15:55sa Running Man.
15:55Ang bilis siya kasi
15:56tumakbo.
15:57Kita mo yung sa stairs?
15:58Oo.
15:59Hindi man na-name tagripping yun.
16:01Talaga,
16:02ambilis eh.
16:02Meron siya ano,
16:03diba?
16:03Natuha ko may dala siyang
16:04maleta,
16:04dala-dala niya.
16:05Feeling ko alam mo nun
16:06yung mga salawal,
16:07yung susuupan niya.
16:07May go-bag siya.
16:08Kasi for one week na siya doon,
16:10hindi ba?
16:10No, I guess,
16:11yun lang ano,
16:12nagiging malaking
16:13komedia ang politika
16:14kasi nakakatawa talaga sila.
16:16Yung absurdity is
16:18is an all-time high.
16:19Sabi nga ng asawa,
16:20alam mo bakit mo ba
16:21ed lagi niloloko yung mga politiko?
16:22Lagi ko naman sinasabi,
16:24pati hindi ko naman sila loloko
16:25yun sila nga niloloko tayo.
16:27Hindi ba?
16:27So, yun siguro
16:28ang nagiging problema.
16:30But in reality,
16:32nakakatawa lang siya
16:33on the one hand.
16:34Pero yung mga ginagawa nila,
16:36minsan ayaw mo na talagang tumawa
16:37because they're doing
16:39a disservice to the
16:41Filipino people.
16:42They're actually paid to do
16:44what they're supposed to do.
16:45The interest of the public
16:47should be the priority.
16:49Sabi nga,
16:50public office is public trust.
16:51And then you actually see them
16:52na nagkakamalang sila ng pera.
16:55Nakakapikon lang kasi
16:56yung magdanako
16:57na tapos buhubo pa.
16:59Di ba?
17:00Hindi, sa totoo,
17:01di ba yung nakakainis yan eh?
17:02Hindi, nakakapikon yun.
17:03Nakakapikon talaga,
17:04hindi ba?
17:04Parang kombinasyon.
17:06Oo.
17:07Parang kombinasyon na sila ngayon eh.
17:09Hindi ba?
17:10Sabi nga po
17:10ng mga magdanako
17:11na medyo mahirap po
17:12kung ako lang yan.
17:14Sabi lang.
17:15Sabi lang,
17:15noong mga mayhirap din
17:16na tropa ko,
17:17ako yun.
17:18Panis yan.
17:19Mas matalino mo pala ako dyan.
17:20Mas matalino ka pa.
17:22Di ba?
17:22Nakakapikon,
17:22di ba?
17:23In that sense.
17:23So, yun lang.
17:25Kaya ginagawa ko na lang
17:26ding comedy sila.
17:27Pinagtatawan lang ko sila.
17:29Why not?
17:29Di ba?
17:30Actually,
17:30yung tawag dyan is
17:31punching up.
17:31If you notice,
17:32marami akong bashers ha.
17:34Because,
17:34salimbawa,
17:34niloko ko si
17:35Sinchavilla.
17:36Kasi may joke ko
17:37kay Sinchavilla
17:37na panood nyo na yun,
17:38di ba?
17:38Na sinabi ko yung
17:39mukha siyang chismosa,
17:40di ba?
17:41Marami akong bashers doon.
17:43Hindi kasi sabi ko,
17:44di ba,
17:44bilyonari siya,
17:44pero mukha siyang chismosa.
17:46Marites.
17:47Marites siyensya.
17:48Hindi,
17:49mukha siyang chismosa,
17:49hindi marites.
17:50Yung itsuro niya,
17:51isipin mo yung body type niya
17:53tsaka yung peg ng mukha,
17:54di ba?
17:55Yung nilat siya ng mukha.
17:56Alam mo yung parang chismosa,
17:57parang barkada ni Tita Shoney,
18:00di ba ganyan?
18:01So,
18:01look,
18:02pag niloko ko siya,
18:02pero alam mo,
18:04pasintabi kay Sincha Villar,
18:06ginagalang ko yan
18:07kasi pinaghirapan din naman nila
18:08yung pagiging bilyonaryo nila.
18:10Pero sa totoo lang,
18:11mahirap maging bilyonaryo
18:12kagaya ni Sincha Villar,
18:14kasi hindi mo din na-enjoy
18:15yung buhay mo.
18:16Kasi ako,
18:16ito,
18:16charis,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:17ito,
18:19ito,
18:33ito,
18:36in fairness,
18:37masarap yung mangga dito,
18:38ah,
18:39ganyan,
18:39di ba?
18:40Boy,
18:40mukha last na talaga natin,
18:41kahit anong mangyari,
18:43mahal kita,
18:43boy.
18:43Kanina pa nagbabibrate
18:44yung cellphone ko.
18:46May mga nagdereklamo,
18:46but seriously,
18:47seriously,
18:48syempre marami kang basher,
18:49pero ito lang yung point ko,
18:51I always make fun of politicians,
18:53if you even check all my videos,
18:55if you even check all my posts,
18:56as a comedian,
18:57kasi yung serious post ko,
18:58magalang ako,
18:59alam mo ba,
18:59hindi pa ako pumata,
19:00hindi pa ako nag-comment sa posts
19:02ng iba na pangit,
19:03pa ako nagkipag-awi,
19:04I've always been very,
19:05very respectful,
19:06kaya lang,
19:06I always take flack
19:07because of my comedy,
19:08puro politiko,
19:09pero kung titignan mo,
19:10I never made fun of poor people,
19:13I've never made fun
19:14ng mga ordinaryong tao,
19:16never made fun,
19:18alam mo yan,
19:18nalaging pinagtatawalan ko lang
19:19yung mga politiko,
19:20ang tawag dyan,
19:20punching up,
19:21because why not?
19:22Oo,
19:23sila na lang.
19:24Sila na lang,
19:25kasi yun na lang,
19:26parang nakakaganti ka na rin,
19:27kahit pa paano,
19:29kasi nakakapikon talaga sila eh,
19:31pag nakikita ko sila,
19:32like si Marcoleta,
19:34pag nakikita ko,
19:35lalaw ko ang nagingit,
19:36kahit hindi ko madisol ba
19:37kung wig ba yun or hindi?
19:39To pay!
19:40To pay,
19:41hindi ba?
19:41To pay or not to pay?
19:42To pay yan!
19:43To pay or not to pay,
19:45oo.
19:46Diba?
19:47Na-joke lang yan.
19:47Ang tawag dyan is punching up,
19:49which I think is okay.
19:50Ang galing,
19:51yung pala tawag ko.
19:51Wala namang kasama doon,
19:52oo.
19:52Kasi when you punch down kasi,
19:54it becomes very offensive.
19:56Halimbawa,
19:56you make fun of fat people,
19:58so of course,
19:59they wouldn't really like it,
20:00because it's not easy being fat eh,
20:01di ba?
20:02So,
20:03yung ganun,
20:03parang ganun.
20:04So,
20:05that's essentially what may comedy is.
20:07Pero alam mo,
20:08yung nakakaano dito,
20:09itong pinaka-recent,
20:11itong mga ano na,
20:12parang may
20:12Mean Girls drama na
20:14sa Senate.
20:15Ay,
20:16opo yung drama naman.
20:17So,
20:17hindi ko na maintindihan,
20:18ano ba talaga ang Philippine politics?
20:20Pwede palang action,
20:21comedy,
20:22may drama naman.
20:22Kasi di ba sabi nila daw,
20:24yung politics daw
20:25is show business for ugly people.
20:27Di ba?
20:27May nagsabing ganyan eh.
20:28Oo.
20:28Diba?
20:29So,
20:29pagpangit ka,
20:30pero gusto mong mag-showbiz,
20:31mag-politika ka.
20:33Boy,
20:33dat pala doon ka.
20:34Kera,
20:34oo.
20:35Saka siya sabihin ko yun eh.
20:37Parang,
20:37in-encourage ko na siya
20:39mag-party list.
20:41Kanina pa,
20:42pwede ko na,
20:43pinag-usapan nila kami na.
20:46Meron na kami na buong team.
20:48Uy,
20:49sali ako!
20:49May plano na.
20:51Itim.
20:52Itim,
20:53Ay,
20:53yun ang kulay niyo.
20:54Totawa,
20:55ang ganda.
20:56Itim.
20:58Nagsiservisyo kami kahit hindi makita.
21:00Sama!
21:01Yun ang maganda!
21:03Yung ganda ng slogan,
21:04magsiservisyo ko kahit hindi nyo nakikita.
21:07Ang ganda nun.
21:08So,
21:09parang pat seriously nga,
21:10diba,
21:10show business,
21:10kasi ang politics kasi,
21:12parang kang showbiz din na nangliligaw ka ng tao eh,
21:15para tangkilikin ka,
21:16para panoorin ka.
21:17So,
21:17in the same way,
21:18ganoon din yung politika.
21:19It's really all about peddling of narratives.
21:22Kasi alam mo,
21:23natatakot tayo sa fake news,
21:24diba?
21:24Alam mo,
21:25ano yung mas nakakatakot?
21:26Yung mga misleading narratives.
21:28Ito yung mga illogical,
21:29mga,
21:29diba,
21:30mga narratives that they peddle.
21:32And because they want to look good,
21:34hindi ba?
21:34So,
21:34ganun yung ginagawa nila.
21:35Like,
21:36like ito,
21:37hindi ko sinasabing,
21:38hindi ko minamalit yung pinagdaanan ni,
21:41ni Pia Kayetano.
21:42I would assume,
21:44hindi natin pwede nguskahan.
21:46I would assume talagang natakot siya,
21:48umiyak siya.
21:49In fact,
21:49sa sobrang iyak niya,
21:50diba,
21:50kahit si Lauren Ligarda,
21:51nakiiyak na rin.
21:53Diba?
21:53Parang inaalo niya.
21:54Kayo po,
21:55naiyak po ba?
21:55Kasi naiyak din ako,
21:56kasi naisip po,
21:57sayang yung boto ko.
22:00Alam mo yung ganun?
22:01Malamang si,
22:02At least binoto mo siya,
22:04alam na niya.
22:05Malamang si,
22:06si Yun nga,
22:07si inaalo ni,
22:08ano,
22:09ni Ligarda siya.
22:11Don't worry,
22:12hindi naka magsa-Senate President.
22:14Ang gula.
22:18Ang gulo.
22:19Ang gulo.
22:20Mayroon,
22:20yung sinabi about,
22:22ano eh,
22:22Senator Lito Lapid.
22:24Kasi tahimik lang siya,
22:25yun.
22:26Ay,
22:26oo,
22:26sabi ko,
22:27ang maganda kasi
22:28kay Senator Lito Lapid,
22:29kalmado lang.
22:30Yun nga.
22:31Yun ang magandang politiko,
22:33yung nakakagulo na,
22:33kalmado lang.
22:34Alam mo ba dati,
22:36in-interview yan dati,
22:37trus to,
22:37di ba,
22:37kailangan natin ng plasma
22:39sa dugo nung COVID.
22:40So,
22:41tinanong siya kung gusto nyo
22:42mag-donate.
22:42Ang sabi niya,
22:43well,
22:43actually,
22:44kung ako,
22:44plasma ako,
22:45kung tatanungin nyo,
22:46eh,
22:46willing ako mag-donate dyan.
22:47Sabi ko nga,
22:48sa bahay nga,
22:48may 74 ako,
22:50tsaka 54.
22:51Yun nga lang sila,
22:52ang remote.
22:53Ganyan,
22:53hindi ba?
22:54So,
22:56ganun ang sagot niya.
22:56Ang maganda sa kanya kasi,
22:58pag tinanong mo siya,
22:59alimbawa,
22:59tinanong siya,
22:59Sir,
23:00ano masasabi mo sa insertion?
23:01Ano yun?
23:02Ganun sagot niya.
23:03Tapos,
23:03ganun siya,
23:04Sir,
23:04ang masasabi mo sa amendment,
23:05kayo ba,
23:06ano masasabi mo,
23:06at in-amend na nila,
23:08eh,
23:09kung,
23:09eh,
23:09handjan na yan.
23:10Eh,
23:11kung gusto nila,
23:13eh,
23:13ba't naman ako rereklamo?
23:14Di ba ganun lang siya?
23:15Hindi siya nagbibigay ng opinion.
23:17Baka sa mic.
23:18Oo.
23:19Baka,
23:19baka.
23:20Baka dun lang po.
23:21Ganun siya talaga.
23:22I remember,
23:22there was this one time,
23:23mini-interpret siya.
23:24Gusto siya,
23:25gusto siyang paniyayin.
23:27English yung tanong.
23:29Senator Lapid,
23:30ano masasabi mo sa,
23:32sa tanong ko,
23:32mahirap sagutin.
23:33Siyempre,
23:34nag-appear na sila,
23:35magkatawad.
23:35Alam mo kung gano'n siya kagaling,
23:36sabi niya,
23:37alam mo,
23:39isa lang po masasabi ko sa tanong niyo.
23:41Ano po yun?
23:42Actually po,
23:43ang husay niyo.
23:44It works.
23:46It works.
23:47Paano maahawain yun?
23:48Tama po kayo.
23:49Oo,
23:50tama po kayo.
23:51Pwede pala ko.
23:51Oo.
23:54Pag pinapagbalitan ka
23:55ng big bosses
23:56ng Channel 7,
23:57in fairness,
23:58ang galing ha.
23:59Ganun ang sagot.
24:00Hindi ka na problemayin.
24:02Tama ba yun?
24:03Well,
24:04kasi tingin ko talaga
24:05man of few words siya,
24:06hindi ba?
24:07Dalawang bagay lang yan,
24:08either hindi siya
24:09masalita o hindi niya rin alam.
24:11Mas okay na yun.
24:12Tama ba yun,
24:13bro?
24:13Okay po ba yun?
24:14Okay na po,
24:15okay lang.
24:15Eh,
24:15nananalo eh.
24:17Hindi ba?
24:17Kasi mas nakakapikon nga
24:18yung madaldal,
24:19hindi ba?
24:20Yung maraming sinasabi.
24:21Pag si Kayita,
24:22maraming naiinis sa kanya ngayon.
24:23Gusto ko ulit tanong kayo ito,
24:24Netorni,
24:25pinapatawag po ba kayo
24:25na ibang politisyan
24:26na hindi ko gusto yung sinabi?
24:27Yan yung banat niya saan.
24:28Well,
24:29actually,
24:30seriously na,
24:30may mga,
24:31may mga,
24:31nagpapadala ng mga parang
24:34emisaryo,
24:35some people would actually
24:36get in touch with me.
24:37Sabi ni Senator,
24:38baka daw,
24:39bawas-bawasan mo yan.
24:40But I really couldn't care less
24:42because I,
24:43number one,
24:44believer ako ng free speech.
24:45Number two,
24:46naniniwala ako
24:47na hindi naman liabilities
24:48yung sinasabi ko
24:48kasi wala namang masamang motibo,
24:50comedy yun.
24:50And number three,
24:51why couldn't we actually
24:52talk about them?
24:53Sila nga nagdanakaw,
24:54hindi tayo,
24:55di ba?
24:55Sila nga nagdanakaw,
24:56nagsisinungaling,
24:57di ba?
24:58Tapos ako magbibiru lang ako,
24:59bawal.
24:59Ito nga,
25:00bawa ano ka,
25:01attorney,
25:02hindi ka attorney ngayon,
25:03director ka.
25:03Yan ang ganda.
25:05Gagawa ka ng pelikula mo.
25:06Bala ka,
25:07action,
25:08drama,
25:09horror.
25:10O gusto mo,
25:11gawan mo natin tagi-tagisa.
25:12Pipili ka ngayon ng casting.
25:14Okay?
25:15Boy,
25:15ilista natin ito.
25:16Siguro,
25:16depende sa pelikula.
25:20Hindi,
25:20gawa ka,
25:21attorney.
25:21Kunwari,
25:21confrontation.
25:23Confrontation tayo to.
25:24Sinong politikong
25:25paghaharapin mo?
25:26Siguro si Claire Castro
25:28at saka si Guanzon.
25:30Bakit?
25:31Kagulo yun,
25:32isipin mo naman,
25:33hindi ba?
25:34Isipin mo,
25:34hindi ba?
25:35Paano magiging eksena kaya?
25:36Hindi pa sila nag-uupis ah,
25:37nakakagulon eh.
25:39Anong magandang storya ba doon?
25:41Wala lang,
25:41siguro,
25:42ano lang sila,
25:43nag-debat.
25:43Siguro may talk show.
25:45Ang storya,
25:45may talk show,
25:46first time nila nag-meet,
25:47diba?
25:47Tapos mag-aaway sila.
25:49Parang na-imagine ko lang,
25:50ang sarap nilang i-direct.
25:52Diba?
25:52Yung marunong pa sila
25:53sa directory,
25:54yung feeling ko.
25:55Oo.
25:55Hindi ba?
25:56Okay sa akin yun,
25:57pag sila.
25:57Siguro si Claire Castro
25:59at saka.
25:59Si Claire Castro kasi,
26:00diba,
26:00ano siya,
26:01siya yung spokesperson
26:02na parang nagbebenta lang
26:03ng lumpia
26:04sa UP.
26:05Totoo,
26:06diba?
26:07Diba?
26:07Aminin mo.
26:09Hindi totoo,
26:09Auntie Claire,
26:10aminin mo naman.
26:11Parang may dalang malaking tampi-hipi.
26:14May ganon.
26:15Tapos kumikilatis ng isda
26:16kung bilasa o lindi.
26:18Gano'n naman siya talaga,
26:19hindi ba?
26:19At least magaling siya
26:20mamili ng isda.
26:22Oo.
26:23Ibig mo sabihin,
26:24maka-BBM ka?
26:25Wala akong sinabi ka.
26:26Alam mo,
26:27ikaw,
26:28iso ka.
26:28Ito po ah,
26:29inamin na po ni Charisse.
26:33Wala ako.
26:33Ni Charisse po,
26:34maka-BBM.
26:35Hindi na ako na kanilistro eh.
26:36Ay,
26:37gesera ka.
26:38Hindi parkit,
26:39hindi ka nakarehistro,
26:40wala kang pinapaboran.
26:42Ang sabi niya,
26:43si Claire Castro,
26:44magaling daw mamili ng isda.
26:45Sino ba napila si BBM?
26:46Sino na sabi na si BBM?
26:48Oo.
26:48Yun ang implication noon.
26:50Ang tawag doon sa logic,
26:52ang tawag doon sa logic,
26:53deduction.
26:54Deduction.
26:55Na-deduct ko,
26:56na-deduct ko.
26:57I-deduct yung TM dito,
26:58ibalik sa akin.
26:59Wow,
26:59ang leet na nga.
27:00Hindi na-deduct pa.
27:02Grabe.
27:04Ayan,
27:05basahin namin mo.
27:06Alam mo,
27:07sino talaga president ko,
27:08bata pala ako?
27:09Totoo to.
27:10Walang kreme to.
27:11Senator Miriam talaga.
27:13Sabi ko,
27:13sabi ko,
27:14pag laki ko,
27:14pag pwede na akong boboto,
27:16sana siya yung president.
27:18Pero totoo naman,
27:19parang she's like the president we never had.
27:21Yes.
27:22Yes.
27:23Totoo.
27:23Actually,
27:24I was emotional when she passed away.
27:26I was.
27:28Oo.
27:28Siya yung napapanood ko talaga sa news.
27:30Kasi nung bata tayo,
27:31wala naman niyang Netflix.
27:32Netflix,
27:33YouTuber.
27:33Sabalita lang talaga tayo.
27:34So alam mo yung nangyari.
27:35Inaabangan mo siya,
27:36ka paano magsalita eh.
27:38Oo,
27:38natutuwa ako sa kanya.
27:39Gusto ko siyang maging close.
27:40May paninindigan siya.
27:42Wala naman siya naging kaso na kasong korupsyon.
27:45Tapos she's very straight,
27:47di ba?
27:47Tapos may pinaglalaban siya.
27:49So yun nga,
27:50nakakalungkot lang,
27:51ano,
27:51nasa Pilipinas,
27:52kung sino yung dapat maupo,
27:54yung siya yung hindi nauupo.
27:55But I'm really hoping that at some point,
27:57we'd be able to do what we need to do.
28:00Sana nga.
28:01Pero ako,
28:01nag-hope din ako.
28:02Ako din.
28:03We will wait for that moment.
28:05Mangyayari.
28:05For the meantime,
28:06commercial muna.
28:07Ayan,
28:07manood muna tayo ng mga commercial.
28:11Balik tayo!
28:12Since sabi ko yung commercial.
28:14O-o.
28:15Kasi,
28:16nakalimut ako itanong kanina,
28:17yung tukol nga sa confrontation scene
28:19ni Senator Binoy,
28:22at saka
28:22Senator Kiko.
28:25Paano yun?
28:25Halimbawa,
28:26magkakaroon sila ng confrontation scene.
28:28Pwede siya yung parang,
28:29ano yung pelikula ni,
28:30ano,
28:31ni Sharon Conneta
28:32na sinebensya ni Cherry Hill
28:33na You're Nothing,
28:34but the second.
28:35O, yun ang pwedeng ganoon.
28:37Anong ba mga pelikula na yun?
28:38Ano nga?
28:39Bidling mo lang yung name.
28:40Bidling mo lang yung name.
28:40O, yun,
28:41parang ang pegbit ring walang lingning.
28:42Tapos sila yung dalawang magkalaban.
28:44Sila yung mag-na-nothing,
28:45but second grade ganoon.
28:46Si Kiko,
28:47siyempre yung pasosyal.
28:49Siya yung ano.
28:49Siya yung Sherry Hill.
28:51Siya yung magsasabi
28:52kay Binoy.
28:54Na ano nga,
28:55paano?
28:56You're Nothing.
28:57O-o.
28:57Oh,
28:57ano yun,
28:58ha?
29:00Kilala kita.
29:01Medyo unstable ka.
29:04Yung sabi ni Senator Kiko yun.
29:07Sabi ni Kiko.
29:07I'm nothing,
29:09but a second grade.
29:10Crying hard.
29:11Copycat!
29:12O,
29:13ganun.
29:13O,
29:13tasasabihin naman ni Robin,
29:15alam mo tol,
29:16suko ako,
29:17maging sino ka man.
29:18O,
29:20ito exciting to.
29:21Kumbaga para itong Avengers.
29:23O,
29:23yung itong next kong tanong sa'yo.
29:25Anong Avengers?
29:26Ito ba yung inikutan sila ng camera?
29:27Oo,
29:28yung money shot na yan.
29:29Money shot.
29:30Hero shot.
29:30Yan yung magandang parang John Wick.
29:33Parang John Wick.
29:34Paano yung senang maganda diyan?
29:35Ano ba?
29:36Hindi ko maisip.
29:37Ano ba?
29:37Yung isa,
29:38parang medyo high siya.
29:39Alam mo yung ganun?
29:43Lumilipad po.
29:44Lumilipad.
29:45Lumilipad.
29:46Siyempre high siya.
29:47Sino po ang lumilipad?
29:49Sino ba?
29:50Ano sa tingin po?
29:51Ikaw?
29:52Sino ba?
29:52Sino?
29:53Sino yung high?
29:55Sino ha?
29:56Ikaw Charisse?
29:57Sino yung high doon?
29:59Ako.
30:02Ang hira pala gawa ng sena ng Olympic na yan.
30:05Diba?
30:06Tapos yung isa naman,
30:07magaling man ng pack.
30:09Yan.
30:09Si Hawk.
30:10Oo,
30:10si Hawk.
30:11Si Hawk.
30:12Kasi magagalitin din yun eh.
30:13Oo.
30:13Ang nangyari sa kanya,
30:15pag nagagalit siya,
30:16nananapak siya agad.
30:17Oo.
30:17Tapos yung isa naman,
30:18umiiwas lumilipad kasi nga high.
30:20Oo.
30:21Ang galitin.
30:23Pwede.
30:24Oo.
30:25Ngayon ang tanong.
30:26Ang tanong,
30:27sino yung high?
30:28Ikaw.
30:28Sino yung high?
30:30Ikaw.
30:30Yung director yung high.
30:32Para itanong mo sa akin yan ngayon.
30:34Director yung high.
30:35Ako na lang.
30:36Sali ako.
30:37Sige.
30:38Sige na nga.
30:40Ayaw umamin.
30:41Uy, totoo lang.
30:42Pawis talaga kamay ko.
30:44Sabi pa naman nila sa akin,
30:46niyayabang nila dito.
30:47Pag tinanong daw kita,
30:48kahit ano sinasagot mo.
30:49Hindi ko naman akalain na dyan yung kapala.
30:51Mga anak ko malamahal ko kayo.
30:55Baka mamaya pag uwi mo,
30:56kinidnap na yung mga anak mo.
30:58Alam mo,
30:58ikaw nagsasagyes ka pa eh.
31:00Nagsasagyes ka pa eh.
31:01Hindi ba?
31:02Eto, gusto kong maano.
31:04Kasi kanina nabanggit mo na si Claire Castro eh.
31:07Sali naman natin si ano.
31:09Sino?
31:09Ay, gusto ko Harry Roque.
31:10Huwag na yun.
31:11Si Harry Roque na lang.
31:12Si Harry Roque na lang.
31:12Tsaka si Senator Jingoy.
31:14Jingoy.
31:15Ah, maganda.
31:15Di ba?
31:16Sige, sige, sige.
31:17Maganda saan nila.
31:18Parang rom-com.
31:19Rom-com!
31:20Sino yung ano nila love interest?
31:22Si isa't isa, syempre.
31:24Sila?
31:24Ah, story ah.
31:25Hindi sila makapaniwa.
31:26Kasi syempre, di ba,
31:27kinakatfish nila isa't isa.
31:29Hmm.
31:29Kaya ito na nung nag-meet.
31:30Oo.
31:31Hindi sila makapaniwa.
31:32Wow.
31:33Di ba?
31:33Kilala nila isa't isa.
31:34Parang ganun.
31:35Andito ka rin.
31:36Ganyan o.
31:37Ganun.
31:38Andito rin.
31:39Ganun.
31:40Di ba?
31:40Ang ganda kaya nun.
31:42O, di ba?
31:44Pwede nang ako po eh.
31:46Bakit wala namang masama dun eh?
31:49Daya, huwag mo ganun eh.
31:50Oh, huwag kasing ano.
31:51Tinatanong niyo ko eh.
31:54Sinasagot lang naman.
31:55Ikaw nga hindi ka sumasagot eh.
31:57Tinatanong ko nga kung BBM ka eh.
31:59Aminin mo na eh.
32:00Nanay ako, nanay.
32:01Na tatlong batang cute.
32:03Asa, ibig sabihin,
32:05nakakatakot pagka sinabi mong BBM ka.
32:07Kasi nanay ka.
32:09Ano?
32:09May pangama, may rent.
32:11But a secondary.
32:14Buti nila,
32:15hindi kayo naging director talaga din.
32:17Ang ano nito na, attorney.
32:20Ayoko na.
32:21Ikaw na lang mag-interview.
32:22Ganito ba yung laging show nyo?
32:23Nagatok kagulo talaga lang.
32:25Grabe, no?
32:26Ito po yung pinaka parang final na talaga.
32:29Mamamatay.
32:30Final destination.
32:31Ito na yung last episode.
32:32Oo.
32:35Okay.
32:35Punta naman tayo sa usaping ano,
32:37dun pa din,
32:38political comedy, no?
32:39Kasi po,
32:40di ba nagtrabaho kayo dati
32:41sa ating senator,
32:43late senator,
32:44Miriam Defensor Santiago.
32:47Scholar niya po ba kayo?
32:48Hindi naman tayo nga po kami.
32:49Not need this college.
32:50Kasi ano ako eh,
32:50di ba nga may,
32:51yung may kaibigan ako,
32:53pinapasok nyo na ako sa Ateneo,
32:54eh mahirap lang ako eh.
32:56Nakatira ko sa tundo,
32:57breadwinner ako.
32:58So how can I actually do it?
33:00So ang nangyari,
33:01nagtrabaho ako sa kanya.
33:02Kasi hindi ko na kailangan
33:03ng pang-enroll eh.
33:04Anyway, yung pang-enroll,
33:05somehow nakakuha ko
33:06ng 13-extinct scholarship doon.
33:08Ang problema lang,
33:08breadwinner ako.
33:09Kailangan,
33:10siyempre,
33:10makapag-aral,
33:11yun sa bahay.
33:12So yun,
33:13tinanggap niya ako,
33:14naging legal staff niya ako.
33:17So marami ako natutunan sa kanya.
33:18Alam mo ba,
33:18napakabait na tao niya in person?
33:20Kasi di ba pag sa TV,
33:22parang matapang siya.
33:23Parang siya talagang nanay.
33:24Like sometimes,
33:25kakausapin niya ako,
33:26kumusta na yung law school mo,
33:27galingan mo.
33:28And kapag hindi ko kaya,
33:30pag feeling niya,
33:30hindi namin kaya,
33:31she's always there.
33:32So mabait na tao talaga.
33:34At nalulungkot talaga ako
33:35kasi we never really had the opportunity
33:37na maging presidente siya.
33:39I think it would have been different.
33:41Kasi smart eh.
33:42Malinis,
33:43tapos matapang,
33:44hindi ba?
33:44Inagaw siya ni Lord.
33:46Oo nga.
33:46Doon siya ginawang president sa langit.
33:48Sa langit.
33:48Oh sure.
33:49Hindi pa parang magagalit si Lord doon
33:51kasi siya pa naging presidente.
33:53Hindi.
33:53Wag ka mag-assume.
33:54O, kasi si Lord yun eh.
33:56Ayak ka na naman eh.
33:57Parang hindi naman tama yung assumption mo.
33:58Pinakayin niyo ba ba siya authority?
34:00Papayag pa si Lord ng ganon,
34:01ikaw na presidente.
34:02Ano to?
34:03Hindi iba.
34:05Lord James!
34:06Lord na nga siya.
34:07Lord President.
34:08Hindi,
34:09magkaiba yun ah.
34:11O diba?
34:11Siyempre si Lord nag-isa lang siya doon.
34:14Pero Tony,
34:15ibig sabihin ng laki po talaga
34:16ng impluensya po sa inyo ni Madam Mug.
34:19O, yun na nga yung sinabi ko diba?
34:20Kanina pa.
34:21Paulit-ulit kay.
34:22Sorry naman.
34:23Dilino ko na nga.
34:24Sabi ko pa nga.
34:24Nakapag-aaral ako.
34:26Eko, Buboy,
34:27medyo nag-iinit na talaga akong
34:29tingol sa'yo.
34:30Pangit po ba yung gising po ninyo
34:31ngayong umaga?
34:32Actually,
34:33hindi naman.
34:33Nakita lang kita.
34:36Joke lang, joke lang.
34:37Joke lang, joke lang, joke lang.
34:39Sa palagay ko kaya natalong ni Buboy yun
34:41kasi yung pagiging komedyante mo
34:43at yung pagiging funny din
34:45ni Senator Miriam.
34:46Ah, sobrang siyang funny talaga.
34:48So, siya ba yung influence?
34:49Isa sa influence?
34:50Hindi naman.
34:50Kasi nga ay,
34:51kasi yung comedy naman
34:52something that's in you eh,
34:54diba?
34:54Like for example,
34:55kayong dalawa,
34:56serioso-serioso tayo ah.
34:58Sobrang napapatawan nyo ako
34:59kapag napapanood ko kayo eh.
35:00Totoo ba?
35:00Totoo naman oh.
35:01Yan naman magsisilungali pa ako.
35:03Malit na bagay.
35:03Ba't gusto mo akong mamatay?
35:05Kanina mo ba?
35:06Kanina, inaano mo,
35:07diba?
35:08Ano ka?
35:08Kala ko sinabi ko sa kong mamatay.
35:10Kung ano,
35:11nakakatawa ba yun?
35:14Ikaw talaga?
35:15Pinupuri ka na?
35:16Ayaw mo pa?
35:17Diba?
35:18Ano ba seriously,
35:18diba?
35:19Kasi yung comedy kasi
35:20is something na nasa sa'yo yan eh.
35:21Like for example,
35:23yung ano nyo ni Bitoy,
35:25yung sketch nyo,
35:28if somebody else would do it,
35:29it would not be as funny.
35:32I guess isang malaking factor
35:33kaya siya nakakatawa,
35:35ikaw talaga.
35:36Di, totoo naman.
35:38Oh?
35:38Oh, totoo.
35:40Ayaw nyo ba yun?
35:41Kumuha ka ng abogado na ano?
35:43Gusto nyo ba, Tornie?
35:43Nakas sa bubblegak?
35:45Oo.
35:45Aliga,
35:46pwede pa talaga yan.
35:47Pero parang ayaw mo,
35:48kung merong sketch.
35:49Parang ayaw mo, Buboy.
35:50Hindi, at Tony ko.
35:50Hindi, saka magaling akong mag-sketch,
35:52promise.
35:52Kung merong sketch,
35:53kung merong sketch siya gagawin na,
35:55Tony,
35:55anong sa tingin mong sketch
35:56ang parab at bagay para sa'yo?
36:00Siguro,
36:01Okay, sige.
36:02Okay na yun.
36:03Iniiwan lang doon.
36:04Iniiwan nyo doon.
36:05May mga bagay na iniiwan lang talaga.
36:07Oh, ikaw ba naiwan ka na?
36:09Oh.
36:10Kaya nakawaling iniwanan.
36:11Oh.
36:12Parang gusto mo ulit ako masaktan.
36:15Hindi kasi ang clue dyan,
36:17huwag na huwag kang aasa
36:18pag wala ka na mga aasaan.
36:19Oo.
36:20At huwag na huwag ka rin mag-aantay
36:21at kung wala ka na mga aantay.
36:23Oo.
36:23Pero pag mahal mo,
36:26go out of your way,
36:27dapat wala kang pride sa puso.
36:29Kasi ang pride sa puso,
36:30parang panty yan.
36:31Bakit po?
36:32Hanggat hindi mo binababa,
36:33walang mangyayari.
36:34Oh, ang ganda.
36:36Although may mga hindi binaba,
36:37may nangyari ah.
36:38Paano yun?
36:39Paano yun?
36:40Tatabi lang.
36:42Ginaganan lang.
36:43Oo, ganun lang.
36:44Pwede na.
36:45Hindi ba?
36:45So sexy!
36:47Oo.
36:47Feeling hot, hot, hot.
36:48Yes!
36:52Ginaganan lang.
36:52Ibig sabihin seamless.
36:54Sinalengkwang!
36:55Sinalengkwang.
36:56Oo, sinalengkwang.
36:57Sinalengkwang.
36:57Oo, alam mo na,
36:59silalengkwang.
36:59Simless.
37:00Oo, sige.
37:03Ako, na-curious lang ako.
37:04Kasi nga,
37:05ito na pag-usapan natin.
37:06Gusto mo magbabolgang,
37:08kaya mo gumawa ng mga sketch.
37:10Di ba?
37:10You create your own materials.
37:12Meron ka bang mga experience,
37:13na real-life experience,
37:14kung nag-work ka pa dati
37:16sa Senate,
37:17na nagamit mong material?
37:19Madami.
37:19Kasi, o, madami akong mga
37:21example.
37:22For example, I remember.
37:23Ito, hindi,
37:24actually, ginawa ko siyang joke,
37:25pero true story.
37:26Naalala ko dati
37:27si Ramon Revilla,
37:28yung tatay ni Bong Revilla.
37:29Okay?
37:29I was very young din.
37:31So, bata pa talaga ako.
37:32Kagraduate ko lang
37:33ng college,
37:34di ba?
37:35So, nakapagtrabaho kay Miriam,
37:36tapos nag-law school na nga ako.
37:38Nakita ko siya.
37:40Nakakatawa siya kasi.
37:41Ang sarap niya
37:42maging speechwriter mo siya.
37:44Kasi, eto,
37:45hindi ko kaginakakatawa.
37:45Ito, totoong nangyatis.
37:46Ginawa ko na siyang comedy.
37:47True story.
37:49Binabasa niya talaga lahat.
37:51Oo,
37:51kanyari may speech,
37:52binabasa niya
37:53yung turn to page two.
37:54Oo, promise.
37:55Mayroon pa siyang smile.
37:57Ang cute.
37:58Be confident.
37:59Eh, ang cute pa naman ni,
38:00ano,
38:00hindi, hindi,
38:01totoong nangyari ito
38:02kasi nasa committee ring.
38:03Sabi niya dito,
38:04babasa siya,
38:05turn to page,
38:06turn to page two.
38:07Ganun siya.
38:07Sabi niya,
38:08smile.
38:09Be confident.
38:10Okay ba?
38:10Mga ganun pa siya.
38:11Oo, true story yun.
38:13Nakita ko talaga yun.
38:14Ginawa ko siya into a,
38:16kasi yung comedy namin,
38:17meron din kami parang sketch eh,
38:19kaya lang,
38:19imbis na maraming kami na
38:21nag-a-act out lahat.
38:22Oo.
38:23Kasi yun eh,
38:23parang sketch din siya,
38:24parang bubblegang,
38:25pero ako yung mag-a-act out lahat.
38:26So,
38:27I turned that into a comedy.
38:30Pero in fairness kay Roman Reveille,
38:32masipag siya magtrabaho ha.
38:34I think siguro,
38:35nagkamali lang siya
38:36nung oras na yun.
38:37But in fairness to him,
38:38he would always go to work
38:40everyday.
38:41Even si Jingoy naman eh,
38:43niloloko-loko ko si Jingoy.
38:44In fairness,
38:45kahit artista si Jingoy,
38:46magaling si Jingoy ha.
38:47Graduate ng law yan.
38:49Tsaka masipag yan.
38:50I remember,
38:50pag uma-attend siya
38:50ng mga committee hearings,
38:52pinag-aaralan niya
38:53yung mga bills
38:55bago siya sumalang.
38:57So, hindi naman siya
38:58putyo-putyo.
38:58Even Tito Soto.
39:00Alam mo ba si Tito Soto,
39:01number one bowler pa yan.
39:02National level ha.
39:03Magaling yan parang
39:04sino po mo seno yan.
39:05He's a composer,
39:07magaling din.
39:07Problema kasi diba,
39:08there's this notion
39:09na kapag artista
39:11na bobo,
39:12which is not really true.
39:13Although may bobo din talaga,
39:14hindi ba?
39:14Huwag na lang natin pag-usapan,
39:16alam naman natin
39:16kung sino.
39:18Hindi ba?
39:19Bakit ka kinakabahan?
39:21Ano ka?
39:21Hindi ikaw yun.
39:22Parang may gusto siya sabihin.
39:23Politico?
39:24Sinong politico?
39:24Tingin nyo?
39:25Ikaw, kinakabahan ka?
39:26Sinong politico?
39:27Tingin mo na bobo?
39:28Hindi,
39:29huwag tayo mag-ano rito.
39:30Ako kanina,
39:31ang dami ko na sinabi.
39:31Ikaw naman.
39:32Sino ako?
39:33Sino ako?
39:34Sino ako?
39:35No, but seriously,
39:36diba?
39:37There's that notion kasi
39:38na kapag ka-artista ka,
39:40bobo ka,
39:40but yung reality,
39:41ang dami yung bobong politico.
39:42Natin sa Arili Bobo,
39:44may mga blunders lang.
39:45Kasi kahit naman
39:46anong galing mo,
39:46pwede kang magkamali.
39:47Ang problema,
39:48in the age of social media right now,
39:50yung pagkakamali,
39:50may pay-play up.
39:51Paano kayo pumipili
39:52ng halimbawa,
39:54ng subject nyo
39:55sa inyong
39:57material?
39:58Well, actually,
39:58maraming tao,
39:59akala nila,
40:00gusto ko rin nila.
40:01Akala nila,
40:01yung sinasabi kong comedy,
40:03pinaniniwalaan ko.
40:04That's not necessarily true.
40:06Yung comedy ko,
40:06sinusundan ko lang din
40:07yung pinaniniwalaan nyo
40:08at iniisip nyo.
40:09Kaya ako siya ginawa
40:10kasi meron kayong mindset
40:11na gano'n.
40:12Sinusundan ko lang siya.
40:13Nilaro ko lang.
40:13So that should be clarified.
40:15Oo.
40:15So parang nilaro ko lang yun,
40:16kaya ko siya
40:17nagiging relatable.
40:18Because if I say something
40:19that which you couldn't relate to,
40:22kahit nakakatawa yun,
40:22baliwala, hindi ba?
40:24So alimbawa,
40:25yung beat nyo ni
40:26ni Bitoy,
40:27yung mag-asawa,
40:28kaya siya nakakatawa
40:29kasi alam natin
40:30gano'n yung nangyayari sa bahay.
40:31So basically,
40:33gano'n yung nature ng comedy
40:34which I think people should understand.
40:36So kumbaga,
40:37huwag nyo kaming aawayin,
40:38we're just the piano man
40:39in the warehouse,
40:40so to speak.
40:42Hindi ba?
40:42Taray.
40:43So parang gano'n.
40:43Ano po ulit yung attorney?
40:46Ayoko na.
40:47Tama na.
40:47Okay na.
40:50Meron ba kayong mga favorites?
40:52Na subjects?
40:53Actually, wala naman.
40:54Pero meron lang kasing nakakatawa.
40:55Like si Harry Roque,
40:56pag nanood ka ng show ko,
40:57parami kong beat kay Harry Roque
40:59kasi siya mismo nakakatawa na.
41:00Wala pa siya ginagawa,
41:01nakakatawa na.
41:02Oo.
41:03Alam mo yan,
41:03ito true story,
41:04hindi to kasama sa beat ko.
41:05True story,
41:05kwento ko lang ito ha.
41:06Di ba?
41:07Pinagbibintangang nga
41:07kung ba ding siya or hindi.
41:09Eto na,
41:09meron kaming MCLE.
41:10Yung MCLE,
41:11continuing legal education niya
41:12na yung mga abogado,
41:14kailangan mo mag-aral uri
41:15every three years
41:16para ikaw ay makapag-practice.
41:18Isa ko sa,
41:19nagre-lecture ako dyan,
41:20isa ko sa lecturers niyan eh.
41:22So lecturer din si Harry Roque.
41:23Alam mo ba si Harry Roque,
41:24hindi ito nakakatawa,
41:25kwento ko lang ha,
41:26kung bakit siya,
41:28bakit siya ang cute,
41:29di ba?
41:29May nakita siyang kaklase,
41:31parang hindi niya nakita
41:31for 30 years
41:32na abogado rin.
41:34Di ba pag hindi mo nakilwa,
41:35si Boy,
41:36pumusta ka na, Boy?
41:37Wala niya ka siya.
41:38Alam mo sabi niya,
41:39George,
41:40in fairness,
41:41ang pogey mo parang na.
41:42Totoo ba?
41:43Oo, totoo.
41:43Ah, ganyan siya.
41:44Tapos kami,
41:44hindi namin alam yung gagawin namin.
41:46Hindi ba?
41:48Ganyan talaga siya magsag...
41:49Ganyan siya magsag...
41:51Hmm...
41:52Hmm...
41:53Napaganon kami.
41:55Ganyan siya talaga.
41:56So kaya siya,
41:57nakakatawa siya.
41:57Tapos ano siya?
41:58He's a character eh.
41:59Ito pa,
42:00may study kasi on politics.
42:02Ayan,
42:03ang study na naman tabogoy.
42:04Sige po, please.
42:05Oo, sige.
42:06Ito, totoo.
42:07May study kasi.
42:09In the age of social media,
42:10kasi authenticity matters.
42:13So minsan,
42:14kahit sabihin pa nilang
42:15magdanakaw ka,
42:16kahit sabihin nilang bobo ka,
42:17wala kang alam,
42:18if you really look and sound authentic,
42:20people will gravitate towards you.
42:22Case in point si Lenny Robredo.
42:24Si Lenny Robredo looks authentic.
42:26Pag sumakay siya ng bus,
42:27maniniwala kang sasakay siya ng bus.
42:29Pero pag si Risa Ontivero
42:30sumakay ng bus,
42:31parang teka,
42:32yun ako naniniwala.
42:33Ibig sabihin,
42:33hindi okay yung peg na yun sa kanya.
42:35She doesn't look authentic.
42:36O alimbawa,
42:37si Digong,
42:38kahit ganun si Digong,
42:39pag nagmumura siya,
42:40nagjo-joke siya,
42:41he looks very authentic.
42:42Kaya papansinin mo,
42:43authenticity sells.
42:44Kaya yung mga pandits,
42:46at saka yung mga publicists,
42:48what they do,
42:49they really spend so much time
42:50trying to analyze the peg of the person
42:52and come up with something
42:53that would actually make him look authentic.
42:56Kasi pag mukha kang plastic,
42:58ayaw,
42:58parang si Mar Rojas,
42:59yun ang naging problema ni Mar Rojas,
43:00di ba?
43:01Yung mga alibir,
43:02yung nagbubuot siya ng mga big guys.
43:04Saka po,
43:05yung magsaka-traffic siya sa ulan.
43:07O honestly,
43:08Ano po masabi niyo sa may plato po?
43:10Ano,
43:10may inom sa plato?
43:11May inom sa plato?
43:12Kupakain sa baso.
43:13Exactly.
43:14But it doesn't look authentic
43:15kasi nga unang-una.
43:16Alam natin kasi mayaman ka eh.
43:17Pero he's an economist eh.
43:19Dapat ang ginawa niya,
43:20parang matalinong tao ko na edukado.
43:22That could have been the peg.
43:23Di ba?
43:23Mangyayari ngayon,
43:24pag nakita natin,
43:25ay gusto ko ng tao na to.
43:26Expert siya talaga.
43:27As opposed to doing
43:29things which are not you.
43:32So authenticity actually sells.
43:33Even naman sa comedian eh.
43:35Parang kayo,
43:36you're very much authentic.
43:38In fact,
43:39yung nanay ko,
43:40paborito niya yung bubblegang eh.
43:42Dahil sa inyo.
43:43Hello,
43:43Anong pangalan niya?
43:45Ang tawag ko sa kanya,
43:46Nanay Puring.
43:46Nanay Puring!
43:48Hello mo!
43:49Gustong gusto niya.
43:50Favorite ka pala ni Nanay Puring.
43:52Nanay Puring.
43:53Gusto kanya talaga.
43:54Kaya pala nagsisero siya sa'yo
43:55kasi ikaw yung gusto
43:56maging anak ni Nanay Puring.
43:58Now I know the issue, ha?
44:01It's the mommy issue, ha?
44:04Mommy issue, ha?
44:05Ngayon mo na-realize,
44:06dapat kanina,
44:07hindi ka masyadong aggressive.
44:08Oo, gets, gets ko na.
44:09Nakita mo na.
44:10Mommy Puring, oh.
44:11So lumalabas,
44:12ako pala talaga yung may pinaguhugutan.
44:14So pwedeng i-justify.
44:16Taga-slite.
44:17Yung galit ko,
44:18tama eh, di ba?
44:19Oo, tama.
44:20Okay, sige, tama.
44:21Ganun, no?
44:22Tama yun.
44:23Alam mo,
44:23lalo na sa panahon ngayon,
44:25authentic ka talaga.
44:26Oh, dapat authentic.
44:27Even sa comedy,
44:28dapat authentic kaya.
44:29It's the attorney authentic talaga.
44:30Like for example,
44:31like for example,
44:32I can do political jokes
44:33precisely because I'm a lawyer eh.
44:34I've been involved in politics,
44:36political analyst,
44:36nga ako kuno.
44:37Actually, hindi ko alam
44:38kung paano ka magiging...
44:38Hindi kasi,
44:39actually,
44:40nakapunod ako dati
44:41ng political analyst,
44:42sabi ko,
44:42paano ka nagiging
44:43political analyst
44:44yung gaguno yan?
44:44Anong qualification nyo?
44:46Palawala.
44:47Anong nangyari na,
44:47interview lang ako,
44:48nagustuhan ako magsalita.
44:49Ulit-ulit na,
44:50naging political analyst na ako.
44:51So, yun na totoong istorya nyan.
44:53Hindi na totoo.
44:54Oh, yun yan.
44:55Pero anyways,
44:56I look authentic
44:57when I do political jokes.
44:58Usang political jokes ngayon.
44:59May nakikita akong
45:00mga stand-up comedians
45:01na kagaya ko.
45:01They're trying to venture into it,
45:03pero hindi siya masyadong
45:04nagpa-fly.
45:04Because, honestly,
45:05because that's not who they are.
45:06So, pag pinanood mo siya,
45:07parang,
45:08ay, hindi ko siya masyadong ano,
45:09diba?
45:10So, kumbaga,
45:11dapat hanapin mo
45:11kung sino ka,
45:12tapos,
45:13yun ang laruin mo.
45:14Authenticity says
45:15even in politics.
45:16Palakbahan po natin,
45:23Ito naman po,
45:24ang ganti po namin sa inyo.
45:25Fear feeling ko,
45:26kaang-kaang saluti niya to.
45:27Ito, malakas ang loob niya to.
45:28Bakit di na bubulong yan eh.
45:29At Tony,
45:29bakit di mo yung bubulong to.
45:31Siyempre dati yung bubulong.
45:32Ito.
45:32Meron kami tinatawag dito na
45:35Executive West Park.
45:36Para palang Senate hearing talaga to.
45:38Yes.
45:39Sige, ano yun?
45:40Meron dito,
45:41we listen also.
45:43Yes.
45:43Senate hearing and listening.
45:45Yun yan.
45:46Bakit hearing ang tawag, ano?
45:48Pero sanita sila ng sanita.
45:49O, hindi sila nakikinig sate.
45:51Hindi sila nakikinig baleo.
45:55Okay.
45:57Okay na, tama na.
45:58Okay na kami.
46:00So, meron kayo dalawang pagbibiliya.
46:01Sige, binibiliya ko.
46:02Pwede niyo sabihin live sa mic
46:03o pwede niyo po ibulong sa amin.
46:04O, teka, teka,
46:05wag mo bilisanan.
46:06Sorry.
46:06Pwede niyo sabihin live sa mic?
46:08Live sa mic.
46:09Live sa mic.
46:10Or bubulong ko na lang.
46:10Live sa tinga lang namin.
46:11O, interesting.
46:11Sige.
46:12Ito po.
46:14Unang katanungan para sa'yo,
46:15attorney.
46:17Jesus.
46:18Kung magbibigay ka ng acting award
46:19sa mga senador,
46:22sino ang mananalong
46:23best actor
46:24and best actress?
46:26Siguro ako
46:27ang best actor si Cayetano.
46:29Kasi sa sobrang galing niyang acting,
46:30napapaniwala niya ako
46:31magbibigay siya ng 10K
46:32kahit hindi.
46:34Diba?
46:36And the best actress goes to
46:37Ba't wala kang COVID?
46:38Siguro si Lauren Ligarda.
46:41Ay, natalo niyo si ano?
46:42Tinalo niya.
46:43Tinalo niya nga si Lisa Ontiveros.
46:44Si Lisa Ontiveros nga,
46:45repertory.
46:46Kaya nga.
46:47Oo.
46:48Totoo ang artista.
46:50Totoo ang artista si Lisa Ontiveros.
46:51Hindi mo wala.
46:52Ay, you know po.
46:53She used to do musicals.
46:55She used to do,
46:56nagstage yan.
46:57Dapat gawin niya
46:58interesting yung speeches niya
46:59next time.
47:00Yung kantahin niya.
47:01Siguro ano lang,
47:02kailangan lang ano.
47:03I think ang problema niya
47:04kasi medyo passive-aggressive
47:05yung dating niya.
47:06Hindi siya nag-resonate sa tao eh.
47:08Yun nga,
47:09yung magaling mong kaklase.
47:10Parang paluda.
47:11Parang pabida.
47:12Masyadong pabiba.
47:13Which I think
47:14she should find some way
47:15to be able to connect.
47:17Pero para makakonect siya,
47:19kailangan siguro
47:20pag-aralan niyang maigi.
47:21Kasi medyo laking mayaman siya.
47:22Hindi naman siya
47:22mahirap na tao talaga eh.
47:24So,
47:24edukada siya talaga.
47:26Kolehiyala.
47:26So,
47:27those are things
47:27that she would really have
47:29to navigate
47:30and find out
47:31how she can actually
47:32pull that off.
47:33Diba?
47:34Alam mo kasi
47:35na talaga ang presidente ko?
47:37Sino na?
47:38Ang mamamayang Pilipino.
47:39Wow!
47:41Ang galing mo.
47:42Wala ko na sagot.
47:43Wala ko na sagot.
47:45Ang galing, magaling.
47:45Kasi sagot mo rin yun eh.
47:46Sagot mo rin yun.
47:48Yan ang totoo.
47:49Kahit sino mga po dyan
47:51susuportahan ko yan.
47:51Kanda na sagot yan.
47:52Shit, naunahan ako.
47:54Aking dapat yun.
47:55Two point.
47:57Mahalaki dyan.
47:57Fairness.
47:58Tana po,
47:59second question po,
48:00attorney.
48:00Sa 2028,
48:02sino po ang gusto nyong
48:03mahalal bilang presidente?
48:05Well, actually,
48:06wala pa.
48:07Kasi tinitignan ko pa na
48:08kung ano yung ma-offer nila.
48:09Kasi hindi talaga ako
48:09personality-based eh.
48:11As it goes on,
48:12doon kung makikita ko
48:12anong platforma,
48:13ano yung mga plano.
48:14Tapos bukod doon,
48:15gusto ko rin malaman
48:16kung ano talaga yung
48:17mangyayari sa mga
48:19pinagdadaanan nila.
48:19Hindi ba?
48:20So, doon natin malalaman.
48:22And then,
48:22when the time comes,
48:23then I,
48:23ako naman kasi,
48:24wala talaga akong kulay.
48:26Hindi ako pwede maging
48:27DDS car kakamping.
48:28For example,
48:29kasi pag naging ganun ako,
48:30kailangan kong umuo
48:31kahit alam kung
48:31yung lahat na sinasabi nila
48:33hindi naman tama lagi.
48:34Halimbawa,
48:34DDS.
48:35Ito,
48:35pwede maging DDS.
48:36Like,
48:36ako mas sinasabi,
48:37ayoko nang
48:37nang
48:38nang
48:38tokhang eh.
48:39Ayoko nang pinasaranin
48:40nila yung channel 2.
48:41So,
48:41those are issues
48:42that I was,
48:43you know,
48:44opposing.
48:44So,
48:45pag naging DDS ako,
48:46mapipilita lang kong sabihin
48:47na actually,
48:48in fairness,
48:48safe community.
48:49Ay,
48:50hindi ko din do that eh,
48:51diba?
48:51Ganun din naman sa mga kakamping,
48:52hindi ba?
48:53Yung mga unfriend-unfriend
48:54yun na lang,
48:55hindi ko naman nagugustuhan din yun.
48:56Tsaka,
48:57yung nagiging selective na rin
48:58yung mga kakamping din naman,
49:00ang gusto nilang parusahan,
49:01anything that has to do with Sarah,
49:03pero yung mga,
49:04yung mga kalaban ni Sarah,
49:06kahit tiwali,
49:06hindi sila nagsasalita.
49:08So,
49:08which is why,
49:09I couldn't be that.
49:09Pero may bias ako.
49:10Limbawa,
49:11election na.
49:12Pag may napili na ako,
49:14pangangatawanan ko talaga yun.
49:19Although content creator ako now,
49:21wala akong pakialam
49:22kung i-unfollow ako.
49:22To begin with,
49:23hindi nga ako nagsasabing
49:24i-follow ako eh.
49:25Kung makita mo,
49:26I just do it,
49:26tapos wala akong pakialam
49:27kung i-follow ako.
49:28because gusto ko lang magsalita talaga eh.
49:30So,
49:31ganun,
49:31when the time comes,
49:32mamimili ako,
49:33tapos paninindigan ko yun.
49:34And it's the end of the day,
49:36it's night.
49:37Thank you, attorney.
49:38Sana hindi mo nasin natin.
49:39Ayaw ka.
49:41Palakpaka natin,
49:42attorney,
49:43eh,
49:43Chico!
49:45Thank you so much po.
49:47Salamat talaga sa time yung attorney.
49:49At syempre, attorney,
49:50di lang po kayo
49:51ang merong batas,
49:52kami din po.
49:53Ito na po ang batas natin
49:54for the week.
49:54Ang batas natin for the week
49:56ay political joke law.
49:58Okay ka maigyan?
49:59Okay po.
50:00Kahit seryoso ang politika,
50:02hindi natin may iwasang matawa
50:04dahil may mga politiko
50:06na kumidyante
50:07na hinalal
50:09ng mga butante.
50:13That's what we get.
50:14That's what we get.
50:17You sow what you reap
50:18what you sow.
50:19You see that?
50:21Oy!
50:22Teka,
50:22meron kaming mga comments
50:24from our honorables.
50:25Madam siya,
50:26sa ating mga honorables,
50:27galing...
50:28Hi!
50:28Hi!
50:29Galing kay
50:32kickass6691.
50:33Panghimagas ko talaga
50:34itong your honor
50:35every week.
50:36Wow, thank you po.
50:37At kay
50:38at atinu.
50:39Atinu,
50:40o nga,
50:40redundant talaga
50:41ang comment down below.
50:42But I think
50:43for casual conversation,
50:45especially sa SOCMET,
50:46it's perfectly fine
50:47because it's widely understood.
50:49Pero for formal writing,
50:51hindi.
50:52It's better to use
50:53more concise phrase
50:54like,
50:55leave a comment below.
50:56Yun pala.
50:57O kaya naman daw,
50:58please comment below.
51:00Gusto mo yung pati sila
51:01na-stress na dun.
51:02Please feel free
51:03to revise this
51:04as you go along.
51:05Ay!
51:06Do you not GPT po?
51:09Ay, dako!
51:10Please send this
51:11to 10 people.
51:13Attorney and Giko!
51:15Malakbakang po natin!
51:18And I have news for you,
51:21mga kayulol,
51:21next weekend,
51:22invited po kayo
51:23sa Yulol 6-6.
51:25Ang hirap may braces ako eh.
51:276-6.
51:286-6.
51:30Ito po ang celebration natin
51:32ng 6th anniversary ng Yulol.
51:34Uy, parang kailan lang?
51:355th anniversary?
51:36Ngayon 6 na?
51:37Thank you yun!
51:38Congratulations!
51:40Why?
51:41Sasaba na June 6,
51:42abangan nyo ang pilot episode
51:44ng The People Have Spoken
51:45with Sean Lucas
51:46and Heart Evangelista
51:48at ang 16th anniversary
51:50ng Pepito Manaloto.
51:51Wah, congrats!
51:51Baga ang ER honor!
51:53Grabe naman na gumapong blessing
51:55sa Sunday naman po.
51:56June 7,
51:57tuloy-tuloy ang ating
51:58Yulol 6-6 celebration
52:00with Bubble Gang
52:01and T-Bats on the go.
52:02Maraming salamat din po,
52:04mga honorable,
52:05sa inyong panonood
52:05at pakikinig sa amin.
52:07Lagi ninyong tandaan.
52:08Deserve mong tumawa.
52:09Deserve mong sumaya.
52:10Kaya mag-subscribe na sa Yulol,
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52:14dahil dito ang hatid namin sa inyo.
52:16More tawa,
52:17more saya.
52:18Hearing adjourn.
52:19See you next Saturday!
52:20Yay!
52:22Yay!
52:22Summer tawa,
52:25Summer saya.
52:28Niable story,
52:28peepsutah.
52:31Bye!
52:33Need such a TV.
52:35You know what,
52:36Home ю policy,
52:36you know you know?
52:36you know you're
52:36doing creative things,
52:37talent fire wherever you feel.
52:37to run out.
52:37It's not this,
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