Your Honor: Ang nawawalang member ng IV OF SPADES, Empoy Silonga!

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Aired (June 6, 2026): Mukhang may pinoprotektahang image si Empoy pagdating sa kanyang iconic na bigote! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals  Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!  New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.  Follow us on: Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Spotify Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Apple-Podcasts YouTube Music: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-YouTube-Music  For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN  For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7

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00:28Again, pardon.

00:30Puro, ano nga,

00:30puro mga,

00:31ganun yung buhok,

00:32ganito yung buhok.

00:33Ba't tayo mo bagoyin yung buhok mo?

00:34Baka hindi naman sa bigote,

00:36baka nasa buhok.

00:37Try natin,

00:38pero ang kagunting,

00:40may gunting tayo.

00:40Wait lang.

00:42Hindi ko mo anniversary nyo,

00:43ano ito gupitan, ano?

00:45Ano ba,

00:46agimat mo ba yan?

00:47O may powers ba yan?

00:48Ano?

00:48Wala naman,

00:49siguro dahil nasa,

00:50nasa.

00:50Or aset.

00:51Aset.

00:52Aset.

00:52Yang pideya?

00:56Ikaw naman,

00:57hindi kita nakikitang may bigote.

00:59Hindi, sa akin naman,

01:00Madam Chair,

01:01kung sa kanya naman,

01:02parang naman siya mukhang tomboy,

01:03sa akin naman,

01:04mukha naman akong hito.

01:05Kasi dito lang sa akin,

01:06dito lang nagkakabigote.

01:08Kaya ka nag,

01:08ano,

01:09ahit.

01:09Loki in kosyo.

01:10Parang gano'n na eh.

01:12Ah, sa dulo lang.

01:13Chinese.

01:13Pero alam mo,

01:14dahil nga sa desire ko,

01:16makita kayo,

01:17on a different life.

01:19Dinesire mo kami?

01:20In a different life.

01:21Magdedesire ka na lang?

01:25Nagtanong ako sa friend ko,

01:27si Ari.

01:27Yung isang chat GPT ko.

01:29So,

01:29patingin na si,

01:30ano,

01:31si Sir,

01:32okay,

01:33unain natin si Buboy.

01:34Si Buboy na may bigote.

01:36Ah, saan?

01:36So,

01:37ito siya.

01:37Pogi mo gagal.

01:39Sarap.

01:39May hawig ka kay Aiza Sigera.

01:41Tingin, tingin.

01:41Bakit?

01:43May hawig kayo ni Aiza Sigera.

01:45Oh my God.

01:46Parang ano,

01:47gusto mo yung namin ni Kuya.

01:48Parang ano Kuya,

01:49Migilton Felix.

01:50Di ba?

01:51Migilton Felix, no?

01:52Baka pigil.

01:54Pigil.

01:54Pigilton Felix.

01:56Di naman?

01:56Huwag naman sobra, boy.

01:58Ano lang,

01:59okay na tayo dun sa...

02:00Sige,

02:00o sige.

02:01Ah,

02:01Eman.

02:02Eman Pacquiao.

02:03Siyan.

02:04Meron.

02:04Eman.

02:05Happy, happy.

02:06Bakit?

02:07Pogin mo si Eman.

02:08Ayaw mo kasi dun sa una kong bigit.

02:09Ayaw mo si Aiza Sigera.

02:11Ba't ayaw mo si Aiza Sigera?

02:13Cute-cute kaya ni Aiza.

02:14Hello?

02:15Ito na.

02:18Alam mo nung nakita ko yung KM, boy?

02:20Nagpa-flashback sa akin yung pag nag-ahit ako ng ***.

02:24Wow.

02:26Ganti yung sura ko bagong ahit.

02:27Hoy, wait lang.

02:28Ano yan?

02:29Ano yan?

02:30Wait.

02:32Asan?

02:33No?

02:35Tsaka...

02:35Patingin.

02:36Patingin.

02:37Pero mag-guwapo ka pa dintun.

02:38Oh.

02:39Tingin.

02:39Oh.

02:42Di ba?

02:44Actually, may hawig kayo ni Blaster.

02:46Si Blaster?

02:48Blaster Amoyo.

02:49Yung banda.

02:49Blaster Amoyo.

02:51Four of Spades.

02:52May hawig kayo ni Blaster ng four of spades na may pagka-unique.

02:57Yung buhok mo.

02:57Sino lang gumawa niya?

02:58Si ChatGPT nga.

03:00Oh.

03:00Inahit nyo nga.

03:01Oo nga.

03:01Si ChatGPT.

03:02Oo nga.

03:03Si Blaster.

03:03Malayan nang may kasasabi talaga.

03:05Oo.

03:05Nakamukha mo si Blaster?

03:07Blaster.

03:08Pag bumukha ka kami, Blaster.

03:11Pero po, okay naman si Empo ya.

03:13Ang ganda ng ilong niyo.

03:14Ang liit.

03:14Ako gusto ko kay Empo.

03:15Yung mata naman niya.

03:16Maganda yung mga mata ng Empo.

03:18Ba't din yung bilin lahat?

03:20Ang sarap dito kausap ni Empo.

03:22Bago pa ako mag-stipneck, pwede bang manumpa muna tayo?

03:25Oo.

03:25Bago tayo masumpak.

03:27Ah, may pagsusumpa dito?

03:28Meron.

03:29Meron kami.

03:29May promise dito.

03:30Ready ka na bang manumpa, Empo?

03:32Game.

03:32Ano ba yan?

03:33Sige, madam siya.

03:34Bako ano ano pa ipakita ni Empo?

03:36Kinigilig ako.

03:38Look me in the eye.

03:39Ayan.

03:39Tapos, pakiangat po ang kaliwang bangkil.

03:43Ano yung bangkil?

03:44Pangil.

03:46Okay, Empo.

03:47Ang bangkil mo, yung bangkil.

03:50Ayan.

03:51Sige.

03:52Gusto mo ba ako magsabi niyan?

03:53Madam, siya na ba nakatitig ka lang, ha?

03:55Sige.

03:55Cherise.

03:56Oh, go.

03:56Go.

03:57Alam ba sa bangkil yan?

03:58Do you swear to tell the truth?

04:00The whole truth.

04:01And nothing but the truth.

04:02So help yourself.

04:03Kailangan na kagaya niyan.

04:04Tapos, sasagot ka, Empo.

04:06Harap-harapan.

04:07Sasagot ka sa kanya.

04:08Oh.

04:09What?

04:11What?

04:16Ano yun?

04:17Ano yun?

04:18Pinatakot mo ako?

04:19presto.

04:20Iki blood.

04:20Ano yun?

04:23Iki blood.

04:25Apoyak.

04:26Man.

04:27Iki blood.

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