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Aired (June 13, 2026): May ibinunyag na nakakatuwang kuwento sina Allen Ansay at Sofia Pablo tungkol sa unang matinding encounter ni Allen sa alak. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals

Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!

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00:08Grabe, 20.
00:09Pinapayagan ka na rin bang mag-drinks?
00:12Ako po, actually, kahit nung pag-18,
00:14pinapayagan naman ako ni mami
00:16kasi naniniwala siya na the more na binabawalan,
00:18baka mas lalong magtaro.
00:20Ay, o.
00:21So, ang sa kanya, kahit nung
00:23pag nagbabara kay kami,
00:25di ba may mga parang rest room na may bar.
00:27Parang cocktails, ganyan lang.
00:29Sinasabi po nyo na if gusto mo mag-try,
00:31uminom ka lang.
00:31Ako talaga yung, ayoko lang talaga.
00:33Hindi, hindi.
00:34Kasi,
00:35Mabayot na bata.
00:37Hindi mo lang alam,
00:39yung tanong sa'yo ng nanay mo na yun,
00:40trap yun.
00:42O, trap yun.
00:43Kasi, panag-oo pa,
00:44o, o, yari ka.
00:45Actually.
00:46Buti na lang nagsabi kang,
00:47I don't like it.
00:48You don't like it.
00:50Oo.
00:50Pero ito, kamusta ang first time
00:51nung uminom ka, Alin?
00:54Unang lalasing ka,
00:55unang lalasing.
00:56Kamusta?
00:56Grabe yun.
00:58Ay, alam niya.
00:59Saksi ka rin sa kanya.
01:00Kasi, ano po yun,
01:02noong 21st birthday niya sa Bora,
01:03kasama namin sa Lashan Lucas,
01:06Celebres,
01:07Prince Carlos.
01:09ako pa rin ako,
01:09pero hindi talaga ako,
01:11uminom,
01:11kasi nakaupulong talaga ako,
01:12parang akong tita.
01:13So, ikaw yung gabay niya nun,
01:15gabay ka niya.
01:16As in,
01:17ano,
01:17nasyess ako nun,
01:18kasi bako mamaya,
01:19so,
01:19bako syok sabihin,
01:20bad representation kami ng kabataan,
01:22kasi,
01:23hindi na to lang kasi yung bakalang.
01:25Na wala ko sa sarili,
01:26ko nilasing ako eh.
01:27O, yunom,
01:27o, yunom,
01:28hindi,
01:28nilasing ako nila siya.
01:29Hindi ka nilasing.
01:30First time po natin makikita,
01:31mag-aaway ang Jolli Pig.
01:35Yung kasi yung first time po talaga na uminom ako.
01:37Kasi before talaga,
01:38hindi ako mininom,
01:39kasi nagkakarashes ako.
01:40Parang,
01:42eh,
01:42sabi nila siya,
01:43itry ko lang daw talaga,
01:45uminom ng todo.
01:46Ang bubuti ng mga kaibigan mo.
01:48Gusto ko yung supportive sila sa'yo.
01:50Since birthday ko naman daw,
01:52noong wala ko sa sarili ko,
01:53wala na ako naalala.
01:55Kasi,
01:56yung alak pala,
01:57pag nakarami ka,
01:57ang saya na.
01:58Kasi nung mga una,
01:59ang pangit yung lasa.
02:01Hindi,
02:02may feeling doon.
02:04Pero,
02:05hindi.
02:06Kitawin din siya kalita?
02:07Hindi,
02:07kasi naka-relate ako.
02:08So,
02:09nung una,
02:09medyo ayoko pa,
02:10kasi syempre,
02:11ayoko talaga sa lasa ng alak kasi.
02:13So,
02:13kaya in-order namin nun,
02:15nila siya,
02:16cocktail talaga.
02:17Ikaw ba yung tipong,
02:17pag nalalasing ka ba,
02:19nag-uwi ka ng,
02:20ano,
02:20yung traffic cone?
02:23Hindi naman.
02:24Sino naman naman?
02:25Ikaw ba yung tip?
02:27Natanong ko lang.
02:29Minimiklik ko na.
02:29Kasi ako,
02:30pag nalalasing nga ako,
02:30minsan,
02:31umihiga ko sa karton,
02:32nang hindi ko naman karton.
02:34Ganun ako eh.
02:35Ganun lang ako.
02:36Minsan,
02:36may tropa ko nalalasing,
02:37nag-uwi ng traffic cone.
02:40Ganun ka ba?
02:42Ganitin ka naman ganun, no?
02:44Hindi naman,
02:44hindi naman ganun.
02:45Ano lang.
02:46Basta ano,
02:46parang,
02:47noong sa'ya.
02:51Ay,
02:52binalik ko po ah.
02:53Binalik ko?
02:54The next day.
02:56Binamin na.
02:56Binalik ko po.
02:57Binamin na.
03:00Binalik ko po.
03:02Si Madam Chabala.
03:03Sorry na.
03:05Okay, go.
03:06Sorry.
03:07Ano,
03:07parang nung una,
03:08syempre medyo,
03:09ayaw pa.
03:10Tapos nung medyo,
03:11kalagitnaan,
03:12parang sumasaya.
03:13Ako may enjoy.
03:14Tapos may ma-inom na ako ng inom.
03:15Tumatamis.
03:16Parang tumatamis yung alam.
03:17Nawala ko sa sarili ko.
03:18As hindi ko,
03:19wala ko naalala kahit anong video.
03:21Nag-black out na.
03:22Lahat nung ginawa ko,
03:23naka-video pala.
03:24So,
03:25kinabukas na pinapanood ko,
03:26umiiyak pala ako.
03:28Nagisigaw pala ako pa uwi.
03:30Tapos,
03:30hindi na ako makalakad.
03:32Yung hotel pa naman namin noon,
03:34parang three floors,
03:35tapos walang elevator.
03:36So,
03:36hirap na hirap sila,
03:37Bryce.
03:38Inaakiyat nila siya.
03:39Gawang mga ganun talaga siya sa baan.
03:41Ang laking tao mo ba naman?
03:42Ang laking tao niya.
03:44Tapos,
03:44kinabukasan,
03:47muna-ulit tuminom.
03:48Grabe yung hangover ko.
03:49Buong araw talaga.
03:50Tapos,
03:50may hawak na cocktail dito.
03:51Ayaw.
03:52Oh,
03:53ba't nila dito?
03:54Nakala.
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