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Studio C - Season 22 Episode 7 - Don't Get on That Plane
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00:07Molly, wait!
00:08Brian?
00:08Don't get on that plane.
00:11I can't let you leave without telling you how I feel.
00:14Molly, I love you, and I would regret it forever if I let you get on that plane.
00:19Oh, Brian.
00:21I'm not boarding.
00:23What?
00:24Yeah, this isn't my flight.
00:26This one goes to Phoenix, and then the next one goes to Cincinnati,
00:29and then the next one is mine.
00:31That one goes to New York.
00:32Still have about two hours.
00:35Gotcha.
00:37Two hours.
00:38Very cool.
00:39But you want me to stay?
00:42Yeah, well, I don't know.
00:47Something about two hours really sucks the urgency out of it.
00:51Like, I was just like, go, go, go, but now my heart rate's coming down.
00:55Just kind of gives you a second to think, you know?
00:58So you drove all the way to the airport just to tell me you don't want to be with me?
01:03Goodbye, Brian.
01:05Molly, wait.
01:06I don't know what I was saying.
01:07I love you truly.
01:09Please don't go.
01:11Just sitting down to wait.
01:12Gotcha.
01:13Yeah.
01:15Brian, do you want me to stay?
01:17Because I will stay.
01:20No, I think I'm good.
01:24Attention, passengers.
01:25Flight 712 to JFK is now boarding.
01:28That's 712 to JFK.
01:30Oh, that's my flight.
01:33I thought I had more time, but I guess not.
01:36Goodbye, Brian.
01:37Forever.
01:38Molly, wait.
01:39It's you.
01:40It's always been you.
01:42I see you now.
01:43I see that.
01:44I need you.
01:45Oh, Brian.
01:46You really mean it?
01:47Pardon me, folks.
01:49That's actually 714 to Minnetonka.
01:52Nope.
01:54No.
01:57Did not mean that.
01:58Hey, good to see you, though.
02:00Take care.
02:02Brian, this is your last chance.
02:04Tell me honestly.
02:05Do you love me?
02:06I do wonder that as well, yeah.
02:13Then I have my answer.
02:15Excuse me, is there any way I can get on to an earlier flight?
02:18Um, looks like you're in luck.
02:20There's one leaving to New York shortly.
02:21Molly, don't.
02:22When does it leave?
02:23Baby, please.
02:2430 minutes.
02:2530?
02:25Nah.
02:28It's boarding now.
02:29Boarding now?
02:30Oh.
02:31Kind of sounds like you just want whatever you can't have.
02:34Okay, yes, exactly.
02:38Wow.
02:40You really get me.
02:45We're done, Brian.
02:46I'm getting on the plane.
02:48You're good to board.
02:49But...
02:50Brian.
03:03She's gone.
03:05What have I done?
03:07Ma'am, I've got to get on that airplane.
03:09Do you have any seats left?
03:11Um, looks like you're in luck.
03:13Half the plane is empty.
03:14Oh.
03:16Uh...
03:18But we do have only one ticket left to Hawaii.
03:21Oh, I'll take that one.
03:24Hawaii.
03:26Oh.
03:27Oh.
03:35I want to run into the night.
03:39I want to step inside.
03:40Cause I know what we can do.
03:45Hey, hey!
03:49I want to run into the night.
03:52I want to step into a dream with you.
03:56I want to run into the night.
03:59I want to step inside.
04:01Cause I know what we can do.
04:08All right, ladies.
04:09I got your complimentary chips and salsa,
04:11and I'll go check on your food, okay?
04:13All right.
04:14Uh, ladies, I'm so glad we could meet up to do dinner.
04:17I know.
04:17It's been so long.
04:19Seriously.
04:19Jess, you have to tell us everything.
04:22How are things with Brad?
04:23Uh, actually, Brad and I broke up.
04:26Stop.
04:27What?
04:28Oh, no, pal.
04:28No, but I ended up being for the best.
04:31We just wanted different things, and I...
04:35Sorry, did you just double dip?
04:39No.
04:41No.
04:43No.
04:46Okay, sorry.
04:48I just have this thing about double dipping,
04:50and I thought I saw you do it, but...
04:53Uh, yeah.
04:54Honestly, the breakup was pretty rough.
04:59Okay, yeah, you just double dipped.
05:00No, I didn't.
05:05You were saying?
05:07I was saying he...
05:12He definitely didn't see it coming,
05:14and he did not take it well.
05:18Is this not bothering anyone else?
05:21No.
05:25Girl, finish your story.
05:26We want to hear.
05:27Yeah, girl.
05:27Come on, girl.
05:30Uh, yeah.
05:32He was just being so dramatic.
05:33Like, if you break up with me, I'm gonna die.
05:36Uh-uh.
05:36I know he didn't, girl.
05:38Chloe!
05:40What happened?
05:41Yeah, what happened?
05:42I didn't see, girl.
05:44She's dipping her fingers in the salsa
05:46and then licking them.
05:48Jessica.
05:54Oh, you creative little freak.
05:59Making up stories, yeah?
06:01Girl.
06:04Have you seen him since the breakup?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Um...
06:11Uh, no, I haven't.
06:13But I ran into his sister.
06:15And get this, he's already dating someone else.
06:18You're kidding.
06:20You're kidding!
06:22That is awful!
06:23Chloe!
06:24Keep talking.
06:25Uh, yeah, it's his friend, Olivia,
06:28the one he told me not to worry about.
06:31Ah!
06:34This feels so good.
06:37Okay, Chloe, what are you doing?
06:39You have your own water with ice.
06:44No.
06:46No, I don't.
06:49And then what did you say, girl?
06:52Seriously?
06:53Come on, what did you say?
06:55I just said I wish them the best.
06:57Girl, you're crazy.
06:59Yeah, girl, you're crazy.
06:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:02Chloe!
07:03Stop putting your hands and your mouth all over the food!
07:06Oh!
07:07Yes, you!
07:11What the heck?
07:12Oh!
07:14Is that my coat?
07:16No, girl.
07:17Napkin girl.
07:18Give me that.
07:20All right, I got a fettuccine alfredo.
07:23Okay, two house salads and an empty bowl.
07:27Right now, I earned this mine.
07:29Okay.
07:34Ew.
07:35Slurp a noodle much?
07:38I can see why Brad broke up with you.
07:41I broke up with him, girl.
07:44You crazy.
07:47Wow.
07:59I believe in America, and I raised my daughter in the American fashion.
08:04I gave her freedom, but I told her never to dishonor her family.
08:10She has a boyfriend, not an Italian.
08:13He is a bad influence on my beautiful daughter.
08:17So I told her, my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Corleone.
08:35I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
08:41I don't understand what you're saying.
08:45Are you just here to waste the Don's time?
08:47No, no.
08:48I came to ask him something.
08:49Well, then ask him, man.
08:50Ask him.
08:57Take care of the man that needs to be.
09:07Was that a yes or a no?
09:12You want me to throw him out, boss?
09:18I don't know if I'm going to throw him out, boss.
09:44Take care of.
09:48I don't even want to, I don't even want to, I can't even get a pickleball.
09:54I want to call it a Hakuna Matanaga.
09:57I don't want to be a Matanaga.
10:01Oh.
10:05I'm sorry.
10:06Maybe it's in my ears or something, but-
10:08Are you Mark of the Don?
10:09No, no.
10:10I'm just trying to understand.
10:12Please, can you repeat that?
10:14what you said, but the slower. I just want to make sure that I'm hearing you right.
10:18I really love coming to.
10:21I?
10:22I got an American Idol.
10:24Oh, Allah Abdul.
10:25Simon Cowell. This guy comes in here like, yeah, bookie. What's that about?
10:30Malcolm in the Middle.
10:31Never finished Malcolm in the Middle.
10:33I like it.
10:35Malcolm Moulin.
10:36Malcolm Moulin is for Malcolm.
10:37What?
10:37What I'm gonna do to your daughter's boyfriend.
10:40My daughter's boyfriend?
10:42I'm gonna go to his house.
10:44You're going to go to his house?
10:46And I'm gonna make him a banana.
10:48And you're going to make him eat a banana?
10:54No.
10:56And I'm gonna make him a banana.
10:59And I'm gonna make him a banana.
11:01Okay. Sounds good.
11:03I want a banana.
11:04Who wants you to repeat it back to him so he knows you got it?
11:10Oh.
11:14You said, um, something about the cannoli.
11:24That, I heard some vowels.
11:29Oh, Degas.
11:29No.
11:30Godfather.
11:31Please.
11:32I didn't mean to offend.
11:34Please.
11:45You did the right thing, Don.
11:47That's why I look up to you so much.
11:52Yeah, you know, sometimes you just gotta show a little tuff-tuff.
11:56Let's go dance.
11:57The electric slide is coming on.
12:08All right, where is she?
12:10Where's this hot new music star you've been talking up for weeks?
12:12I promise it'll be worth your time.
12:14This girl's the next big thing.
12:16She's got star quality, she's a brilliant songwriter,
12:19and her voice is gritty and authentic.
12:22By all means, let's hear her sing.
12:24Okay.
12:26Go ahead and introduce yourself.
12:36Hi, um, I'm Shana Mae Jubilee, uh, but you can just call me Shana Mae Jubilee.
12:46Um, we're Shana Mae Jubilee and the Flower Girls.
12:50These are the Flower Girls.
12:55And I'm Shana Mae Jubilee.
12:58Hit it.
13:00Starlight.
13:02Starlight.
13:03Moonshine.
13:04Way up here, up in the sky.
13:08A glass of wine or pizza pie.
13:13Lemon drives.
13:15Daisy tubes.
13:17I think I might just eat your shoes.
13:27Wow.
13:28Right?
13:29Do you love it?
13:31Um, hmm.
13:32What was the song about?
13:34Lemon drops.
13:35Pizza pies.
13:36Eating your ex's shoes.
13:38The things young girls these days are raving about.
13:45Okay, yeah, she's got, she's got other songs.
13:48Go again?
13:48Something new?
13:49No.
13:50Um, this is Shana Mae Jubilee.
13:54Uh, going again.
13:56Hit it.
13:57Again.
13:58Put me in a bottle.
14:03Put that bottle in the sink.
14:08Put that bottle into the dishwasher.
14:15Run.
14:17Run.
14:19Run.
14:19Run.
14:19Run.
14:20Run the cycle.
14:22Take me out and dry me off.
14:26Put me back up on the shelf.
14:30Wrestling the Sticky Elf.
14:38Thank you again.
14:41What are these lyrics?
14:42And why does it sound like she's singing in cursive?
14:51She wrote them herself.
14:53She's a singer-songwriter.
14:55She's like if Taylor Swift got kicked in the head by a big dog.
15:03And that's a good thing?
15:06Well, I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
15:08I'm just telling you what I saw.
15:10Oh, so that's not a metaphor?
15:12That actually happened?
15:15I think we can confidently say that's not what we're looking for.
15:18Wait, wait, wait.
15:19You still haven't heard her most popular song, okay?
15:22Hit it.
15:23What?
15:24Hi, I'm Shana Mae Jubilee.
15:27Just a song.
15:29Copy.
15:30Just a song.
15:31This is Shana Mae Jubilee doing just a song.
15:37With the flower girls.
15:40Hit it.
15:43Sometimes I feel like a queen on a throne.
15:48Crown shining bright, the whole world's my own.
15:52Flying high, then I took a fall.
15:56Like Humpty Dumpty from the kingdom world.
16:04What kind of egg was Humpty Dumpty?
16:09Was he a talloy or a bird?
16:13Was he from a chicken's butt?
16:18Was he from a night dark butt?
16:23Was he a get-go's baby?
16:27Was his mom a big alright?
16:30Alright, stop.
16:31We've heard enough.
16:33And we love it.
16:35I knew it.
16:37Shana Mae, you're gonna be a star.
16:52This is Jeopardy!
16:55With your guest host, Steve Harvey.
17:02Welcome to Jeopardy!
17:03I'm Steve Harvey, y'all.
17:06Filling in for Ken Jennings today.
17:08Now, I got to be honest with you.
17:10I ain't never seen this show.
17:14But from what I gather, it's pretty boring.
17:19So y'all ready for this?
17:25Good.
17:27Arthur family, Bernadette family, come on up here.
17:31Mr. Harvey, we choose our categories from here.
17:34Oh!
17:35Okay.
17:36My bad, y'all.
17:37I'm just so used to how we do things on the feud.
17:40Go on, do your thing now.
17:42Let's do European history for 400.
17:45In the 1940s, he led the rebellion of freedom fighters
17:49against the Vichy French government.
17:52You and his family!
17:53Oh, it's just me.
17:55Just one of me.
17:56Sorry for your loss.
18:00Uh, who is Winston Churchill?
18:12You said, who is Winston Churchill?
18:17What you asking me for?
18:22I want the answers, not the questions.
18:26And then you said, Winston Churchill, here.
18:30Oh, show me Winston!
18:35What are we looking at?
18:37Wrong!
18:38Arthur Family Tanks to steal.
18:40Who is, uh, Charles de Gaulle.
18:43His voice sound like he swallowed a tiny little man.
18:48Show me Charles de Gaulle!
18:50There's nothing there.
18:52Bingo!
18:52Okay, you want to pass or play?
18:54Play.
18:55Uh, let's do insects for 200.
18:57Okay.
18:58All right, we surveyed 100 bugs.
19:00What?
19:01Oh, my bad.
19:03We surveyed zero bugs.
19:06This scarab is known for the distinctive horn on his head.
19:11Arthur Family.
19:12What is, um, um...
19:15Oh!
19:16Dung beetle.
19:17Ah!
19:28Dung beetle.
19:29Oh, Arthur, you nasty.
19:33Can you believe you raised this guy?
19:35I didn't.
19:36I don't know him.
19:37Oh.
19:38Well, I see your resemblance.
19:43Show me poo-poo bug.
19:46Wrong.
19:47Okay, you two nerds got a chance to steal, now.
19:50Bernadette Family.
19:51What is the rhinoceros beetle?
19:53Why you keep asking me questions, now?
19:56Stop asking me questions.
19:58I'm a nice guy, but I'm gonna flip on you now.
20:00Off of Cleveland, y'all.
20:02We answer as a question.
20:04Okay.
20:05Hey, you must be backwards day out here, baby.
20:08Show me rhino beetle.
20:13Good job.
20:14All right, you want to pass or play?
20:15Um, I'll take opera for 400.
20:20Woo, that's how I mean it's time for fast money.
20:24Okay, we surveyed 100 people, asked them five questions.
20:28Your job is to find the top answers on the board.
20:31Are you ready?
20:33All right, let's go.
20:34Name the position you're usually sleeping in.
20:38How many eggs is too many for breakfast?
20:41Steve.
20:43Name a famous TV bear.
20:45That's not the clue.
20:46Name a president with the last name Bush.
20:48It's asking about the marriage of Figaro.
20:51What's your favorite stoplight color?
20:53What is the barber of Seville?
20:58What?
20:59What is that answer?
21:03The barber of Seville.
21:05Good answer.
21:08Good answer.
21:11Sweet Mercer, give me strength.
21:14I asked you your favorite stoplight color.
21:19And you said...
21:20Uh, barber of Seville.
21:25Audience!
21:27Barber of Seville!
21:29They must know something I don't.
21:31Hey, you just won $20,000.
21:34That's all the time we have on Jeopardy Feud.
21:37I'm Steve Harvey. Let's dance.
21:42Whoo!
21:49Whoo!
21:51Who?
21:51No!
22:01Come on!
22:03Whoo!
22:04Whoo!
22:05Whoo!
22:12what about you Jericho I'm a software trainer by day and then I'm aspiring
22:18actor by night and then a video gamer by late early morning yeah is that you
22:23let me ask you a question is that your real voice yes it is my real voice Steve
22:53I missed all of what you said you did because I was trying to that's how
22:58right that's okay
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