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00:00Para di madaling masira ang ipin, dapat Max Protection na!
00:04Unique Toothpaste with Max Protect Formula
00:06Help stop cavities before they start while keeping breath fresh
00:10Max Alaga, Max Protectado with Unique ACS!
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01:09System Configuration Initializing
01:13Final Stage
01:15Human Emotions Facial Recognition
01:19Okay, okay
01:21Emotion number one
01:23Emotion number one
01:26Emotion detected
01:27Masaya
01:29Check
01:30Oh, let's see
01:31Kaya mo ba ito?
01:34Emotion number two
01:43Emotion detected
01:44Malungkot
01:47Nice
01:47Perfect
01:50Kaya
01:53Ah, nag-wala na po lang
01:55Tingnan natin kung kayo mo ito
02:00Tampangidiri
02:01Very good
02:03Sige, last na
02:09Tignan natin kung kayo mo
02:11Ahh!
02:13You're not going to cry!
02:14You're going to die!
02:15You're not going to die!
02:17Melon!
02:19Melon!
02:20You're not going to die!
02:22Nice!
02:23Perfect!
02:25Okay, last.
02:27Let's do this if you can.
02:35Daling!
02:36Next!
02:38Perfect!
02:38Ready-ready ka naman!
02:41Ay, baby! Good naman yan!
02:48Hi, my dream CEO.
02:51My ultimate crush.
02:53Motion detected.
02:54Kinikilig.
02:58Hello!
02:59Sino bang hindi kikiligin dito?
03:01Kay Ernest Di Magiva, the ultimate CEO.
03:04Pogi na, matalino, mayaman, nasa kanan na lahat.
03:09Ako nalang tulang.
03:18Ako ang dapat makamusta ay ko.
03:21Ay, engineer!
03:22Diyan ka na pala.
03:23Anina ka pa?
03:25Anong status?
03:27Kumusta yung unit?
03:28Status is completed.
03:29She can recognize all range of human emotions.
03:32Hmm.
03:33Kakatas ko nga lang kanina eh.
03:35Pero, syempre, dahil, default system siya,
03:39siya nakakapagbago na expressions.
03:41Ganyan lang.
03:42Ganda lang.
03:42Ganto lang.
03:43Great work!
03:44Yan naman ang in-order sa atin na unit system.
03:47Kaya siguradong matutuwa si Ernest nito.
03:49As in si Sir Ernest Di Magiva?
03:51Mhmm.
03:52Oh my gosh!
03:53Siya nag-order na yung unit na to?
03:55Mhmm.
03:55Emotion detected.
03:57Overactive.
03:57Oh my god!
03:58Excitement.
03:58Sharp.
03:59OA.
04:01Recommendation needs sleep.
04:03Tama.
04:04Pero bago ka matulog,
04:05timpla mo muna ako ng kape.
04:06Yung masalap mong kape.
04:08Kay?
04:09Hmm.
04:09Night-night.
04:18So, let me get this straight.
04:20Naunahan na naman tayo sa deal.
04:22Hindi ba dapat tayo nagkuklose ng deals for promising inventions?
04:26Sir!
04:27Unexpected pa yung rollout nila.
04:28Walang unexpected if you're doing your job!
04:31Sir!
04:31We can adjust.
04:32We don't adjust.
04:34We lead.
04:37Ako na lang ba gagawa ng trabahan nyo?
04:38Ano pang silbi ninyo?
04:42Sir Ernest.
04:44Let's not burn the team.
04:46Pwede naman tayo mag-recalibrate.
04:48It's one loss.
04:50We don't lose.
04:51I don't lose.
04:53Ayoko nang mawalan.
04:55Pagod na pagod na ako, ha?
04:57Mahirap ang intindihin yun.
05:03Adjourn.
05:09Sir, copy po.
05:19Ab...
05:20Paet!
05:21Asensya na, sir.
05:22Baka...
05:23Baka ano, man.
05:24Ang tagal-tagal mo nang ginagawa to, oh.
05:26Ganyan naman po palagi ang timpla ko.
05:30Ah, baka ako yung...
05:31Ako yung nakalimot.
05:33Ako yung matanda na.
05:35Ako matanda?
05:36Awit naman kayo, sir!
05:40Abaka sensitive mo, manang.
05:43Kumanap na lang po kayo ng iba.
05:45Yung walang pakiramdam.
05:47Gaya nyo.
05:58May sasalihin ka po ba, manang?
06:01Sir?
06:02Hindi nyo po ba ako pipigilan?
06:06Hindi.
06:08Finally!
06:27Hello Darwin, kamusta yung unit?
06:29Huh?
06:30Yung robot?
06:32Kung ready na?
06:33Eh, ready na ba siya?
06:36Okay.
06:38Of course!
06:39She's ready.
06:41Define...
06:42ready.
06:43She's fully functional.
06:45Bukas na bukas, dadarin ko siya sa'yo.
06:48Para...
06:49ma-trial test sa natin.
06:50Perfect.
06:51Kapag okay yung unit,
06:53mag-expect ka ng malaking funds
06:54for production and distribution.
06:57I won't fail you, my friend.
06:59Antayin ko yung delivery bukas.
07:05Ayko!
07:07Anong status?
07:10Ano na riyahan sa'nya?
07:11Wala ko yung nagawa!
07:13Shut it down!
07:13Shut it down now!
07:15Teka!
07:20Ayko!
07:21Hindi ako pwede mapahiya kay Ernest!
07:24Malaki sa pondo natin ang mawawala!
07:27Ano'y nadali natin bukas?
07:30Wala tayo madideliver.
07:35Hindi!
07:48Ernest!
07:49My friend!
07:50Buong pagmamalaki kong pinakikilala sa'yo.
07:53The future of personal assistance.
08:12C.
08:14I love you!
08:16A-I-K-O
08:18Unit 1
08:21Good morning, Boss Ernest.
08:24I am Aiko, Unit 01.
08:27Aiko for short.
08:29Nice to meet you.
08:32New place configured.
08:34Ready to be of service.
08:41Diyos ko Lord!
08:43Mas wapo siya in person!
08:45May hihima tala yata ako.
08:47Help!
08:56Look!
08:58She looks...
09:00Different.
09:01Parang iba to sa sinan mo sa'kin na mga updates noon.
09:06We made some adjustments.
09:08Refined features.
09:09Mas maganda yung una.
09:10Ouch!
09:11Inya ko tayo.
09:13My friend, my friend.
09:15I guarantee you, maganda at top tier ang performance niya.
09:20Powered by advanced capabilities.
09:22Kayo niya mag-handle ng queries from easy to complex.
09:26Magdanong ka.
09:29Uh...
09:30Initializing self-query demonstration.
09:34What is the weather today?
09:36Answer.
09:37It is partly cloudy.
09:38Chance of rain, 40%.
09:42Diba?
09:43Ang dami niyang alam.
09:44Kahit ano pa ang tanongin mo, my friend.
09:47Kahit na zoja compatibility pa yan.
09:50Uh...
09:51Not impressed.
09:52Parang basic info yung mga ganyan.
09:55Ano pa? Ano pa? Ano pa? Kaya gawin?
09:57Ano pa? Ano pa? Kaya gawin?
09:57Hindi mo siya kailangan i-characho, isaksa.
10:00Solar powered.
10:01Hindi nagugutob.
10:03Hindi kumakain.
10:04Hindi!
10:04Nag-CCR.
10:07Yun, yun na?
10:10Marami pa siyang kaya gawin.
10:11I can do many other things.
10:13Very talented ako.
10:15Gusto niyo akong kumanta?
10:16Ito ang aking sample.
10:18Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do.
10:23Kaya ko rin sumayaw.
10:24Ito ang sample.
10:26Ay ko, stop.
10:29Yun lang? Ganun lang?
10:31Hindi mo. Maraming pa siya kaya gawin.
10:33Ah, ano ba pwede mo gawin?
10:35I can also do physical activities.
10:38Like karate.
10:40Sparing mate detected.
10:45Ah!
10:47Ah!
10:49Oh!
10:50Ah!
10:50That's enough!
10:55Gawa mo na lang akong kape.
10:57Command acknowledged. Initiating.
11:01Sige, titignan ko na lang kung may silbiyan.
11:07Grabe, ba't yung pinasok ko?
11:10Wala, hindi ko yata ito kayo panitigan.
11:13Ay, kung kaya-kaya mo yan para sa pera.
11:16Ang gagawin mo, hindi ko pwedeng umatras.
11:18Huwag ka nga atras.
11:21Ayos ko na ko, Engineer.
11:23Ay, mukha naman kumbinsin si friend.
11:26Tignan na, magdampakan ng kape.
11:28Sarapan mo ah.
11:30Yan ang first test niya.
11:32Engineer, isisiwo lang naman talaga sa akin gumawa ng kape.
11:35Ang hindi ko kaya, yung pandulo kong ginagawa natin.
11:38Di ka ba nagigilty?
11:40Because?
11:41Because crush ko siya!
11:42Paano kong matatagalan to na hindi kinikilig?
11:45Basta, Engineer.
11:47Di ka na nga kung may matay kanina eh.
11:49Wow!
11:50Ako yun yung muntik ng hindi matay sa mga karakarati mo siya.
11:53Sorry naman.
11:54Sabi mo kasi galingan ko.
11:55Eh, hindi kinalingan ko, di ba?
11:56Oo, di ba?
11:57Ikaw rin nagsabi na kailangan mo to.
12:00Di ba?
12:00Engineer, okay lang po ba kung mag-advance na ako?
12:05Kailangan ko po talaga magpadala sa mama ko eh.
12:07Emergency po kasi eh.
12:09Gagawin ko po lahat.
12:10Lahat?
12:11Oo po, kailangan ko lang po talaga kasi ring up, please.
12:13Ano ang kaya mong gawin para sa pera?
12:18Ay, Engineer, huwag naman po gagawin ko lahat pero hindi ko naman po ibibenta yung katawan ko.
12:23Hindi naman po ako ganong klaseng tao.
12:26Hindi!
12:26Hindi malas...
12:27Hindi ganyan!
12:28Mali ang iniisip mo!
12:30Hindi kita type!
12:32Ay...
12:33Harsh nyo naman po.
12:36Eh, ano po ba kasi yung gusto nyong gawin ko?
12:48Ako?
12:50Robot!
12:51Robot!
12:52Magiging personal assistant niya.
12:54Gagawin mo lahat ng mga bagay na kailangan gawin na nandun siya pag inutusan kanya.
13:00Pwede mo siyang masahihin.
13:02Kausapin!
13:03Masahihin talaga?
13:05Oo!
13:05Eh, paano kung may ipagawa siya tapos hindi ko alam kung paano gawin?
13:08Aha!
13:09Kaya mo yan!
13:10No!
13:11Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!
13:15Hindi ko lang talaga kailangan ng pera eh.
13:18Hirap naman maging mahirap.
13:20One month trial test lang naman to.
13:23Habang nagpapanggap ka, inaayos ko naman yung totoong unit.
13:27Tapos, pag na-fix ko na yun, ipu-pull out it agad.
13:30Then, makukuha mo ng buong buo ang sweldo mo.
13:32Mahalaga lang, hindi tayo mabuko ni Ernest.
13:35Ayun na nga, engineer. Paano nga kung mahuli niya ako?
13:38Paano kung hindi ko alam kung paano yung pinapagawa niya sa akin?
13:40Ano gagawin ko?
13:41Yung suit mong smartwatch, gamitin mo yan.
13:45Lahat malalaman mo, hindi ka magkakamali.
13:47Sabagay.
13:49Sige, alisan mo na eh.
13:51Sige.
13:51Kung mahuli pa tayo, alisan mo na.
13:55Sige.
13:56Sige.
14:00Sige.
14:01Sige.
14:01Sige.
14:01Sige.
14:05Sige.
14:08Sige.
14:27Bakit ganito ang lasa?
14:37Sige.
14:38Masarap.
14:39Very good, ay ko.
14:40Parang, parang tinimpla ng tao.
14:44Thank you for the positive feedback, boss.
14:47Your satisfaction is my priority.
14:54Eh, sorry.
14:55Pinaka ko sanotin to.
15:02Shhh.
15:03Hmm.
15:06Focus ka sa acting mo.
15:09Oh, pigilan mo yung kilig mo.
15:12Hmm. Ano?
15:13Kala mo hindi ko alam na. Cash was earnest.
15:15Remember, no emotions.
15:19Ro, wag ka nga ni.
15:20Oo na nga ni.
15:22Sorry na, engineer.
15:24Kasi yung pogi.
15:26Sisi mo ba ako?
15:27For the last time,
15:28wag mong kalimutan.
15:30Yung mga dapat mong gawing task.
15:32Copy, pa.
15:36Tada! O yan, dito ko na na mag-self-charge
15:41or whatever sa storage room.
15:46Iwan na kita.
16:02Dito talaga ako?
16:06Hindi ba ako tao?
16:10Bagay.
16:11Inga naman talaga ako tao.
16:14Robot nga ako, diba?
16:17Okay lang yan.
16:19Hindi naman to forever.
16:20Buong araw, major role mo.
16:23Personal assistant.
16:24Lahat ng maintenance na Ernest, virtual lang.
16:27Hindi yung nakikipag-meet in person.
16:29Vote from home lang.
16:30Butin nga na yan for two years.
16:32No more delays in reports.
16:35How many times do I have to tell you this?
16:38I need updates constantly.
16:43You're dismissed.
16:46Grabe.
16:47Ang gwapo pa rin ni Crush CEO kahit galit na siya.
16:50Ayko!
16:51Na-take down mo lahat?
16:52Yes, Boss Crush.
16:54Ano? Anong crush?
16:55Internet crash.
16:58Fixing.
17:00System restored.
17:02Everything is noted, Boss.
17:04Okay, good.
17:04I also need a detailed summary of the meeting earlier.
17:07Copy, Boss.
17:11Aga naman eto mo g-
17:13Crush.
17:15Crush.
17:17Crush.
17:18Pichinin mo sa rili mo, Ayko.
17:21Kaya magpapa-obvious.
17:22Mauhulit ka talaga.
17:24Ooika kang iiyak..
17:26Air mo kailangan ko.
17:30Anong kailangan ko na kaya.
17:32No!
17:32Mmm-hmmm.
17:36How's your food prep?
17:38Food preparation is at 38.97%.
17:46You're not going to function?
17:50You're going to have your tongue.
17:52Pond?
17:53System error.
17:54Virus detected.
17:57The smell of sibuyas is affected by the system.
18:00Tama.
18:02Hindi sinabi sa akin ni Darwin yan eh!
18:05Delikado pala yun sa'yo.
18:10In fairness.
18:12Kering pala siya.
18:28This robot is different.
18:31System restored.
18:33Resuming cooking procedure.
18:35Don't forget to order food online.
18:38Command acknowledged. Initiating. Online food delivery.
18:48At kapag may kailangan kang gawin bilang tao,
18:52putagaw mong gagawin ng lahat.
18:55Huwag kang mag-iiwan ng kahit anong bakas.
18:59Ah, constipation na ako kapapigil?
19:03Ay ko?
19:11Ay ko?
19:17Yes po, boss. Ano pong may paglilingkod ko sa inyo?
19:23Ano yun?
19:25Ang baho! Ang baho!
19:28Hydro source. Drainage system or toilet bowl defect. Sanitation protocol. Kailangan linisin.
19:37Drainage? Drainage yun?
19:39Parang bulok. Parang tatlong patay na dag...
19:44Matagal na rin kasi hindi nililinis ni Manang yan.
19:48Ayus... ayus... ayusin mo ha?
19:51Ah!
19:52Acknowled.
19:54Hindi ka ba matapos dyan?
19:57Almost complete.
19:59Almost complete.
20:00Almost.
20:02Sir, pigilan mo mag-sinis.
20:04Please!
20:05Patsi!
20:06Okay.
20:06This time, England.
20:08Tamaling tingit raw pa mitigin.
20:10Pamang ako'y kapal 블�shire Nanak.
20:14Tiba emak lang ang puso ko'y tumitigil sa iyo.
20:21Kaming tingit Jahrenunder...
20:25Ah, I mean...
20:58I don't know.
21:29May you both rest in peace.
21:35Aiko?
21:41Jesus ko Lord, parang pwede na rin akong mamatay.
21:45Aiko?
21:48Vaz, your medication is already prepared.
21:56Warning.
21:58Exposure of injury to water is not advisable.
22:02Condition may worsen.
22:05Kukontak ng doktor para sa medical evaluation.
22:08Minor injury lang to. Bukas wala na to.
22:11Assessment. Not fine.
22:14Ay, well, please.
22:18Ayokong makipag-usap sa ibang tao.
22:20Ayokong lumabas.
22:20Ayokong makakita ng ibang tao.
22:22So, huwag na.
22:23Coffee, boss.
22:28Dono ang muna na ka iso eto?
22:56How many of you are going?
22:57Um, uh, apologies.
23:01Continuing assistance.
23:23Is there anything else you need, boss?
23:26That's it.
23:27Copy, boss.
23:28Here you go.
23:38Happy birthday, papa!
23:39I love you forever!
23:40Thank you, Anna.
23:41I love you to be forever and assure
23:44that Mama's love for you.
23:45How much?
23:46I'll be, boss!
23:52I don't.
23:58I don't know if I'm sorry for you.
23:59Masalanan po.
24:00Hindi ko kaya nailigta sila.
24:01I'm sorry.
24:14Oh, tumigitong ako.
24:16Kaka-ol siya ako sa pagkagagawa ko dito.
24:20Anggap pa mo.
24:29Marta siya ako.
24:32Darula?
24:33Boss detected.
24:38Anong ginakaman ka?
24:40Kumakain ka.
24:43Reminder, you should not waste food.
24:47You should not?
24:48You should not waste food.
24:54Wait lang, kumakain ka ng human food?
24:57Why mo ka nagdadigest? Ganong kaka-advance?
25:03Error! Error!
25:05System malfunction.
25:08Recalibrating. Recalibrating.
25:13System restore.
25:16Parang, ang dalas mo mag-glitch ngayon na kailangan mo tawagan si Darwin.
25:23Query, bakit gising ka pa, boss?
25:28Nagising lang ako eh. Hindi na ako makatulog eh. Gusto ko sana mag-cup eh.
25:32Pwede mo akong gawan?
25:35Acknowledged. Preparing coffee.
25:39Sa labas lang ako.
25:45Boss.
25:46Salamat, Ike.
25:48Boss, may kailangan pa po ba kayo?
25:50Kung wala na, alis na po ako to recharge.
25:57Pwede nito ka muna sa mga umunako, please.
26:07Emotion detected. Malungkot.
26:12Tama ka.
26:16Safe space mode on.
26:19Pwede na po kayong magkwento.
26:21Dito lang ako para makinig.
26:24You can trust me, boss.
26:27I can secure confidential information.
26:30Walang sino mang taong makakaalam.
26:36Napanaginipan ko na naman yung aksidente.
26:42Yung araw na nawala sa akin yung mag-ina ko.
26:49Yung araw na wala akong nagawa para iligtas sila.
26:55Hanggang ngayon, hindi ko pa rin matanggap.
27:00Pagkatapos ng trya dyan ayun, parang...
27:03Parang akong nagbago.
27:06Bigat ng lahat para sa akin.
27:09Naging emotional and unstable ako.
27:13Lahat ng tao nadadami sa nararamdaman ko.
27:17Kaya...
27:20Inisip ko na lang na i-isolate yung sarili ko.
27:24Naikulong yung sarili ko sa bahay na to.
27:27Kaya naisip ko rin na...
27:30Subukan ka kasi ikaw ang robot.
27:34Walang emosyon.
27:37Hindi kita masasaktan o...
27:40Hindi ka madadami sa nararamdaman ko.
27:44Assessment.
27:45Your decision is valid.
27:48Boss.
27:50Bilang bahagi ng aking servisyo,
27:52tutulungan kitang maibalik ang inyong emotional stability.
28:05Ano?
28:08Trust me.
28:17Therapeutic sessions will begin today.
28:20Are you ready?
28:21Yes.
28:22Inhale.
28:23Exhale.
28:24Ha!
28:25Ha!
28:26Inhale.
28:28Exhale.
28:30Ha!
28:30Ha!
28:30Inhale.
28:35Exhale.
28:40Inhale.
28:43Exhale.
28:46Exhale.
28:47Inhale.
28:48Our therapeutic session has ended.
28:53Congratulations, boss.
28:55Sir.
28:56Ito ang latest numbers.
29:16Uh, boss.
29:18Stress ball.
29:19Pampakal na.
29:19You need to control your emotions.
29:26Okay.
29:28Let's review that again.
29:30I think we can still improve the numbers.
29:32Focus tayo sa...
29:33strategy.
29:35Hindi lang sa output.
29:37Positive behavioral adjustment detected.
29:40Good job, boss.
29:42Next slide, please.
29:44Boss,
29:45paalala lamang.
29:47May prutas katulad ng mansanas para sa kompleto nyong nutrisyon.
29:52This is necessary to regulate your body's chemical balance.
29:55So, concerned ka sa akin?
29:59Of course, boss.
30:00You are my employer.
30:06Okay.
30:09Love you, Aiko.
30:13Ano'y nangyari?
30:14No issues detected, boss.
30:16May nakalimutan lang po akong kunin.
30:24Weird.
30:40Boss, maaari nating i-reschedule ang massage session.
30:46Hmm?
30:48Ba't tayo mag-re-reschedule eh?
30:50Sabi mo, di ba ito yung last part ng ating relaxation program?
30:55Naandain ko naman to kasi yung sakit ng katawang ko.
31:00Affirmative, boss.
31:02Initiating.
31:03Massage procedure.
31:09What pressure do you like, boss?
31:11Uh, hard pressure, please?
31:23Uh, harder.
31:28Uh, harder.
31:34Increasing pressure.
31:37Uh, harder.
31:39Uh, harder.
31:42Uh, harder.
31:42Uh, harder.
31:43Uh, harder.
31:44Uh, harder.
31:45Tama na!
31:46Tama na!
31:47Tama na!
31:48Tama na!
31:49Tama na!
31:51Massage session terminated.
31:58Tama na!
32:00Tama na!
32:01Tama na!
32:05Tama na!
32:06Tama na!
32:07Tama na!
32:09Tama na!
32:11Tama na!
32:11Tama na!
32:12Tama na!
32:12Tama na!
32:12Tama na!
32:12Tama na!
32:12Tama na!
32:13Tama na!
32:20Tama na!
32:28I'm like...
32:29I'm like...
32:30I'm like...
32:32I'm like...
32:32I'm like...
32:32I'm like...
32:37Sure, Ernest...
32:39You're the only one...
32:41You'll crush us.
32:42You're a big brown man.
32:44You're a big-bag.
32:47You're a big,
32:48You're a big,
33:15Hello, Ma.
33:16What are you talking about?
33:19Anak, nakuha na namin ang padala mo.
33:22Maraming salamat na bayaran ang mga kaastusin.
33:25Ang buti naman, Ma.
33:27Okay na lahat, ah.
33:29Ayos ka lang pa dyan sa trabaho mo, anak.
33:35Ayos lang, Ma.
33:37Nakaya ko maging robot.
33:39Ano, anak?
33:42Ano?
33:43I mean...
33:44Inaayos ko yung ano...
33:47Tinatrabaho namin robot.
33:49Sige na, Ma. Matutulog na ako.
33:51Pagod na po ako, eh.
33:53Ang sarili mo, ah.
33:54Inak ka parate.
33:56I love you.
33:56Sige na, bye-bye.
33:58Bye.
33:58Bye.
34:13Bahala ko kasing pumasok sa food business.
34:15Kaya...
34:17Naghanda ako ng tatlong putahin.
34:20Tuyo.
34:22Ginisangampalaya.
34:24At...
34:24Pickle Express.
34:28Wala nang popcorn.
34:31Wala nang popcorn.
34:33Kukuha ko.
34:35Boss, ako na pong kukuha.
34:37Ako?
34:37Eh, ako na po, boss.
34:39Ah, ay ko?
34:40Yes, boss.
34:41Mayroon ako mga robot jokes for you.
34:45Okay.
34:49Warning.
34:50Consuming all these food may result in system malfunction.
34:54Ah, tikwa no.
35:11Ang anak.
35:18Taste registered.
35:20Enough sodium content.
35:23Ah!
35:28Ah!
35:30Ah!
35:31Ah!
35:34Aling.
35:36Bakit hindi naliligo ang robot?
35:39Bakit robot?
35:40Kasi baka mas short circuit.
35:46Ito naman.
35:48Ito, ito.
35:51Alaya!
36:05Ah!
36:06Ito!
36:07Ito, ito.
36:08Ito, ito.
36:15Flavor registered.
36:17It's acceptable.
36:19Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
36:30Ano naman ang tawag sa robot na nagkakamali?
36:36Ano po?
36:38Eh di Bobot.
36:48Wala.
36:50Hindi na pa?
36:52Hindi na talaga natatawa.
36:54Ako na po. Ako na.
36:56Natatakot ka ba?
36:57Nagsabi yun ng totoo.
36:59Nag-a-turn boss. Hindi po ako natatakot.
37:02Wala akong kinakatakotan.
37:04Ito na. Ubi kong express.
37:21Ah! Sos ko Lord!
37:23Hang-ang-hang!
37:25Woo!
37:32All dishes are...
37:34acceptable.
37:36Daraga?
37:38Daraga?
37:40Yes, boss.
37:41No issues detected.
37:44May iwan ka di ang nanod ba?
37:51Tua!
38:01Ano na talaga na yun?
38:12Ito ang kilitiin kaya kita.
38:16Tickle, tickle!
38:20Ano ba? Tuwigil ka na. Please.
38:24Ikiliti ako.
38:26Galing ah.
38:28Di ka talaga natatawa.
38:34Galing.
38:36Go! Back to work!
38:38Oo!
38:48Ano na hito na.
38:49Ang trip ng mga kinak ay?
38:51Huh!
38:52Weird.
39:04It's good.
39:12It's good.
39:18It's good.
39:19Did you function?
39:20No issues, Detective.
39:22Very good.
39:27I'm going to die with this ass!
39:29I'm going to die with this ass.
39:42A lot of money.
39:46I'm not going to finish this.
39:53Aiko?
39:58Yes, boss.
40:00Kaya mo bang gawin to?
40:02Lahat?
40:05Yes.
40:06Lahat.
40:08Affirmative, boss.
40:09Really?
40:10Kaya ko pong tapusin yan. Lahat.
40:12Okay.
40:13I need it by tonight.
40:16Okay?
40:17May iba lang kung asig asuin.
40:19Copy, boss.
40:23Okay.
40:28Kailangan ko itong tapusin lahat.
40:31Tonight?
40:41Hello?
40:43Ay, God.
40:44Ngayon ko talaga ng asira.
40:47Ayos ko.
40:48Paano ko tapusin ito lahat?
40:53Ayok ko.
40:54Ayok ko tayo.
41:02Ni tapus mo lahat.
41:05Affirmative, boss.
41:06All tasks are complete.
41:13Time for re-charge.
41:20Okay ka lang?
41:22Warning.
41:24Low battery.
41:28Upupo ka, upupo ka.
41:35Nainit ka.
41:47Nainit ka ba mo ako?
41:51I'm glad you're better.
42:36I'm glad you're good.
42:37I'm glad I got you.
42:58Ico, good news!
42:59Okay na yung isang unit ng robot.
43:01Pwede ka na umalis any time.
43:03Hindi mo na kailangan magpanggap.
43:06Kakawasabi ko si Ernest for your reputation.
43:22Kailangan magpanggap.
43:35Ang tagal naman nilang lumatik.
43:37Query, bakit tayo nasa labas?
43:40Sa maraming tao.
43:43Boss?
43:47Kailangan natin ng fresh air.
43:49Tsaka baka kaya ka nagmamalfunction or overheat
43:52dahil hindi tayo lumalabas.
43:55Assessment.
43:56Inaccurate assumption.
43:57Robot ako at kaya kong mag-adapt sa lahat ng environment.
44:03Actually, ayoko na rin magulong sa bahay.
44:06Gusto kong makita yung ganda ng mundo.
44:11Tsaka di ba yun naman yung goal?
44:14Para maging emotionally stable?
44:19Affirmative.
44:21Positive progress detected.
44:25Tsaka...
44:27Gusto ko lang disulitin yung oras na tayong dalawa lang.
44:32Ma kasama?
44:40Eh, ba?
44:47Happy birthday to you
44:51Happy birthday to you
44:55Happy birthday, happy birthday
44:59Happy birthday to you
45:04Oh, one more with energy!
45:06Happy birthday to you
45:09Happy birthday to you
45:12Happy birthday, happy birthday
45:16Happy birthday to you
45:19Thank you!
45:20Thank you! Thank you sa inyo lahat!
45:22Good job guys! Thank you po for the cooperation!
45:26Oh, hello! Make a wish!
45:31Wait, paano mo na naman?
45:36Data retrieved from your profile, boss.
45:38Alam ko ang special itong araw na to para sa'yo
45:44Tama ka
45:47Special itong araw na to pero itong okasyon din na to yung pinakamasakit na nangyari sa buhay ko
45:55Kasi for two years
45:58Hindi ko sineselebrate yung birthday ko kasi
46:02Ito rin yung araw na nawala sila sa akin
46:08Hindi ko kaya
46:14Pero ngayon kinakaya ko na
46:18Kasi nandito ka
46:23Maraming salamat ay ko kasi nakilala kita, nakasama kita
46:30Bilang robot
46:34Sana tako ko na lang
46:36Sana tako ko na lang
46:42Boss, may kailangan kang malaman tungkol sa akin
46:49May talaga ako
46:51Robot tao ako
46:53I'm sorry
46:56Ginoon ko lang kasi kailangan kong gawin
47:01Nakangailangan yung pamilya ko
47:02Ako lang meron sila
47:03I'm sorry
47:04I'm so sorry
47:05Please
47:06Kinausap ko si Darwin
47:08May pinagkasunduan kami
47:10Pero nagusap naman na kami
47:11Hindi na namin tutuloy yung project
47:13I'm so sorry
47:14I'm so sorry talaga
47:19Sa tingin mo ganun lang kadali yun?
47:27Niloko mo ko
47:29Niloko mo ko
47:33Sa tingin ko nga ayaw mo pa umamin eh
47:37Please, maniwala ka
47:39Ayaw naman kitang lukuhin eh
47:41Ayaw ko gawin yun
47:43Walang may gustong lukuhin ka, boss
47:44Maniwala ka sa akin
47:45Kailangan nilang talaga ng pamilya ko
47:47Ako lang meron sila
47:50Kahit pakulong mo ko
47:52Ay, wag
47:55Kahit gawin mo akong katulong buong buhay ko
47:58Please
47:59Please patuwarin mo lang ako
48:01I'm so sorry
48:02Please
48:04Karabi ka ay ko
48:13Ano?
48:16Yes
48:18Matagal ko nang alam
48:21Niloko lang din kita
48:24Ang tagal ko nang
48:25Sinusubukan ka paaminin
48:27Pero ang tibay tibay mo
48:29Ang galing mong
48:30Umaktin
48:31Huh?
48:32So
48:34Alam mo pala talaga matagal na
48:36Pinagtitripan mo lang ako
48:37Pinagtitripan mo lang din ako
48:39Oh
48:39Oh
48:41Quit
48:42Eh kung gano'n pwede naman na pala talaga akong umalis
48:44I quit
48:46Ba't ka mag-quit?
48:47Huwag ka mag-quit
48:48Ano ka ba?
48:49Pwede ka na magtrabaho talaga sa akin
48:51Bilang isang totoong
48:53Personal assistant
48:54Ayoko na pala mag-work for you as my boss
48:58Kahit bayaran na lang kita para makabawi ako
49:00Hindi lang ako mag-work for you
49:01Hindi, hindi, hindi
49:01Hinting mo nga kailangan mag-quit
49:03Ano ka ba?
49:03Pwede ka na maging totoong tao
49:04Pwede mo nang tanggalin to
49:06O diba?
49:07Tanggalin mo
49:07Ayoko!
49:09Pinagtitripan na
49:09Hindi kita pinagtitripan
49:11Tanggalin mo na to
49:12Ano ba yan?
49:12Totoo ba yan?
49:13O baka pati ito fake
49:14At totoo naman itong AI
49:15O tanggalin nga natin to
49:17Huwag
49:18Huwag
49:19May kita mo yung ano
49:20O diba mas okay
49:21O
49:22Human being
49:23O may emotions
49:26Nagwa ko lang nang pa yung trabaho ko eh
49:29Okay ka na
49:30Huwag ka na mag-quit
49:59Ayu
50:05Hini na natin kailangan magpanggap, engineer
50:08Engineer, okay na tayo?
50:13I miss ko yung ganyang ayos mo.
50:17Match pa nga tayo na mo ako.
50:22Gaya-gaya ko, oh.
50:24Na-inspire ako sa iyo, eh.
50:31Namimiss kita, Engineer.
50:36Salamat dahiko.
50:39Good luck sa first day mo.
50:54Dash.
51:02PEMBICARA 1
51:03PEMBICARA 1
51:31Audio...
51:34Video. Check.
52:02Bawat tingin sa'yo, ako ay napapalagay.
52:11Ano ba ang sikreto mo?
52:14Ano ba ang sikreto mo?
52:18Bakit ba ako nagkakaganito?
52:22Bakit ba ganito?
52:25Isang ngiti mo lang, ako'y naging...
52:29Hindi ba bagay ang sword ko?
52:31Hindi po, boss.
52:32Bagay na bagay nga po eh.
52:35Pwagin niyo po.
52:36Masay ko.
52:38Baka ma-fault talaga niya kay sir.
52:40Kutulog mo niyo. Pwede ko pala miro.
52:42Hindi totoo. Bagay nga kayo ni sir.
52:46Ay, ready na ako po pala yung meeting room niya.
52:49I-cancel mo yung online meeting dahil today...
52:53Sa office tayo may meeting.
52:55And ito din ang first day mo bilang aking legit secretary.
53:01Talaga po po, boss.
53:02Sige, itatext ko lang po muna sila na face-to-face na po yung meeting.
53:07Thank you, manang.
53:09Ang ingat kayo, sir.
53:14Kamusta yung kape, boss?
53:17Sarap.
53:18Pero parang ikaw yung nagtimpla nito.
53:21Observation correct.
53:23Tinuruan ko si Manang.
53:27Baka talaga.
53:29Love you, Ayko.
53:31Baka rin talaga, boss.
53:32Kapi pa more.
53:34Let's go.
53:36Tara.
53:42Ang bangunin po ko si boss.
53:43Yung tatay mo pa ko rin.
53:44Anong ba yun?
53:45Oo, laman.
53:45Orp...
53:54Kaka palang ikawin ka
53:58Bang ako'y kablaan na
54:01Tiwag ng puso ko'y tamitigil sa iyo
54:09Kapag ano'y ngiti ka
54:12Problem ko'y nawawala
54:16Umiliwag na ang mundo
54:20Kapag bumingi ka
54:23Bumingiti ka
54:26Parang ako'y kapwede na
54:30Dibot ng puso ko'y tumitigil sa'yo
54:37Kapag bumingiti ka
54:40Problem ko'y nawawala
54:44Umiliwag na ang mundo
54:48Kapag bumingiti ka
54:55Bumingiti ka
54:59Umiliwag na ang mundo
55:02Umiliwag na ang mundo
55:04Kapag bumingiti ka
55:17Kapag bumingiti ka
55:21Kapag bumingiti ka
55:24Kapag bumingiti ka
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