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00:02Hey Grace
00:04Meatloaf and peas
00:06Nice
00:08You know what I do
00:10Sometimes I take my corn niblets
00:11And will you go out with me
00:13No
00:14Well now you don't get to find out what to do with my corn niblets
00:18Dude
00:19You gotta let it go with Grace man
00:21You're just not her type
00:22What's her type
00:23You know guys that do things big
00:25The type of guy that stands out in the crowd
00:27Hello
00:28Have you seen my new scarf
00:30It looks like a snake
00:34What's that smell
00:36It smells like actual food
00:38This is the school cafeteria
00:40It is no place for actual food
00:46It's them
00:51Here we go
00:52The start of football season
00:55Look at them with their prime rib
00:56They think they're so much better than us
00:59I'm gonna go ask that guy if I can eat his fat
01:01Sit down
01:04You know their quarterback just moved away
01:06And they're holding trials to find a replacement
01:09Nice I guess
01:12Wait a minute
01:14I think we all know there's someone sitting right at this table that could replace him
01:18If I had to
01:19I mean come on
01:20I was talking about Jack you toads
01:23I would love to
01:24But between school and karate and
01:27I just got a turtle
01:29It's a whole thing
01:30The walking it alone takes forever
01:32Jack you're the most athletic person we know
01:35The school needs a quarterback
01:36And we need meat man
01:37Dude what part I got a turtle
01:39Don't you understand
01:42I tell you what
01:43I'll even go with you to the tryout for moral support
01:45It doesn't just work like that Milton
01:47They don't let any kid try out for the football team
01:50Coach Marmer
01:50Jack would like to try out
01:51Oh great Jack
01:52We'll see you tomorrow at 3.30 then
01:55Wait
01:55What just happened
01:57I'd support you and the team by joining the pep squad again
02:00But um as you know
02:01Grace kicked me off for no reason
02:02Uh you drop kicked our mascot
02:05Well he was saying inappropriate things to me through his blowhole
02:10I belong on that pep squad front and center
02:13And I'll say it
02:14I like being looked at
02:17Kim you had your shot
02:19Kay leave the pep to the professionals
02:22You have pep
02:23Oh I have pep sister
02:25Your drum line give me a beat
02:29S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:31S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:33Greatest school in history
02:35Greatest school in history
02:37Show your spirit let's march the hall
02:39Show your spirit let's march the hall
02:41Whoa whoa whoa I'm gonna hit the wall
02:43I'm gonna hit the wall
02:45S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:48S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:48S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:49S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:51S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:56S-E-A-F-O-R-D
02:58S-E-A-F-O-R-D
03:02S-E-A-F-O-R-D
03:07S-E-A-F-O-R-D
03:36S-E-A-F-O-R-D
03:38S-E-A-F-O-R-D
03:39S-E-A-F-O-R-D
03:43S-E-A-F-O-R-D
04:01S-E-A-F-O-R-D
04:14S-E-A-F-O-R-D
04:15S-E-A-F-O-R-D
04:44S-E-A-F-O-R-D
04:54Can't
04:56Can't or don't
04:58Can't
04:59Canter-shan
05:00I can't throw a football, Milton
05:02Come on, Jack, I'm sure it's not that bad
05:08Wow
05:09When you say you can't throw a football, you really can't
05:17Jerry says Grace won't go out with me because I'm not a flashy guy
05:20Well, there are some girls that when you ask them out, you have to wow them
05:24You know, do something they'll never forget
05:25Really?
05:28Something big, huh?
05:29The first time I asked a girl out, it involved a dozen roses, some sparklers, and a hot air balloon
05:34How'd that work out?
05:36She said yes, but she was allergic to the roses, the sparklers set her hair on fire
05:40And as I drifted away in the balloon, I looked down and saw her going
05:46Got it, Rudy, go big
05:51Hey, Rudy, look at those guys
05:53Guys, they have to sit together
05:55Clearly the whales are controlling their brains
05:59They're fans, Phil
06:00They just dress that way because they're excited about their team
06:02I don't understand
06:04Well, if you're really a sports fan, you're not afraid to show it
06:08You know, you might wear a stuffed animal on your head
06:10Shave the number one in your chest hair
06:12Shout hateful things at total strangers
06:15It's what makes this country so special
06:17I think I get being a sports fan
06:20Oh, he must be a fan of the raccoons
06:22Hey, go raccoons, go raccoons, go raccoons, go raccoons
06:27It's not a raccoon, that's a toupee
06:29Oh, I'm so sorry
06:30Go toupee face, go toupee face
06:34All right, people
06:35It's open tryouts for the pep squad
06:37Which means we have to see everyone
06:41Oh, it's our old friend Kim Crawford
06:44Hide the mascot
06:48All right, Jerry, you're up next
06:50What are you going to do?
06:51I'm going to do two handsprings, hit the mini tramp
06:53And come down with the perfect landing
06:55In other words, it's going to be sweet and awesome
06:57Or as I like to call it, swassome
07:14Not going to happen, Jerry
07:16And about your pits, get help
07:30What are you doing?
07:31You scared the daylights out of me
07:33You look like that thing that lived in my mattress
07:34Only smaller
07:37I decided to listen to what you say
07:39And become a sports fan
07:40I am a crayfish
07:44You can't be a crayfish
07:45That's the mascot of our arch-enemies Crayton High
07:48We're playing them next Friday
07:49Oh, I didn't know this
07:51I just love crayfish
07:52Are they a little lobster?
07:54Are they a big bug?
07:55All I know is they're always down to party, baby
08:00I demand you take off that heinous outfit
08:02You are in whale country
08:05You know, I never really liked whales
08:09Who they think they are with their fancy hole blows
08:13And the stupid way they communicate
08:18You take that back
08:23You're crossing a line, man
08:28Bring it! Bring it! Bring it!
08:34Dude, I'm totally getting the hang of this
08:37I hit the tire
08:37That was great
08:39But with a small adjustment
08:40You can make it through the tire
08:42Really?
08:43It's simple physics
08:44The ball is a spheroid
08:46So if you release it at a 40-degree angle
08:48While pronating your hand
08:49You'll eradicate wind resistance
08:51Yeah, that's totally what I was thinking
08:57You did it!
08:58You got it through the tire!
08:59I'm a natural pronator!
09:01Ugh!
09:03Alright, Jack
09:04Let me see you hit Murphy in the end zone
09:06Oh, Murphy?
09:07Come on, coach
09:08He's never gonna catch it
09:09Look at him down there
09:10He's got those tiny little T-Rex hands
09:12Milton, I got it
09:19Jack, that was a perfect throw
09:21He caught it
09:21Great catch, Murphy
09:25Jack, you did it
09:28He's gotta go with you
09:29Nah, go with Mike Reynolds
09:31What?
09:32But he threw the ball perfectly
09:33To that little-fingered freak
09:35Yeah, sorry
09:37That is so unfair
09:44Whoa
09:46You just kicked a 50-yard field goal
09:47What's your name, nerd?
09:49Milton Krupnik
09:50Krupnik, you're a new kicker
09:52You're starting Friday's game
09:54Do you know what this means?
09:56Yeah, I know exactly what this means
09:59I'm a jock
10:00Take it easy
10:08Dude, you missed the best part of the game
10:11Milton drilled a 45-yarder
10:12Right into the wind
10:13Why do the good things always happen
10:15When I'm in the porter-pooper?
10:18We're the Krupnik party
10:19He's meeting us here
10:22We're with the foot, hon
10:32Hey, can you smell it?
10:34That's the smell of fancy
10:37I made it, Grandma
10:39I made it
10:41Thanks to Milton
10:42We're in for a whole new life at school
10:45You are not kidding
10:46Mr. Bauer gave me detention
10:47For riding my skateboard
10:48But when I dropped Milton's name
10:50Poof!
10:50It went away
10:52Oh, that's nothing
10:53Guess who made the pep squad
10:55I thought Grace wasn't gonna let you in
10:57She wasn't
10:58But Milton made a phone call
10:59And two spots magically opened up
11:01All this one has to do
11:02Is shave his pit poodles
11:05I'm not doing it
11:06Yes, you are
11:07I told you I'm not doing it
11:08I like my pits
11:08Well, you're gonna do it
11:09If you want to make a pit
11:09It's Mary!
11:10You know what?
11:10It's Mary!
11:14All right, everybody
11:14I have used game socks
11:17Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
11:19Fight! Fight!
11:20Fight! Fight!
11:20Fight!
11:21Fight!
11:21Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
11:23Fight! Fight!
11:24Fight!
11:25Fight!
11:25Fight!
11:25Fight!
11:25Fight!
11:26Fight!
11:26Fight!
11:26Fight!
11:29Fight!
11:30Fight!
11:30Hey Milton, coming from practice?
11:32No, history
11:34Russian Revolution really takes a lot out of me
11:38Are you wearing one of my oogs?
11:40I sure am
11:41When you have a loaded gun
11:43You have to keep it in a holster, honey
11:48Ooh, shrimp cocktail
11:49Hell, my favorite
11:52Oh, hey Milton
11:53I came up with a really cool way to impress Grace
11:55All I need is to be the scoreboard operator
11:57I got ya
11:58Hey coach, can my friend Eddie be our scoreboard operator?
12:02What do you mean this, nerd?
12:05You got it, foot
12:08Hey Milton, are you gonna make it to karate practice today?
12:11I had study group at three
12:13I had to push that back due to an interview with the school paper
12:19Sorry, not gonna happen
12:21Milton, team pictures
12:23Gotta go
12:26See you guys
12:28See you, man
12:28See you, man
12:29See you, man
12:29See you, man
12:31Oh, oh, oh, oh
12:32Just a little off the end there, yeah
12:36Perfect
12:59What are you doing here?
13:02What did you do to this place?
13:03I told you, this is whale country
13:06This may be whale country
13:08But you're standing in the crayfish den
13:13Oh, really?
13:14Well, if I was standing in the crayfish den
13:16Then why would I be singing the Seafird fight song?
13:19Don't you dare
13:20Seafird whales, we stand united
13:22Largest mammals in the sea
13:23Crayfish, come to your ears
13:24Here to fight and spread our glory
13:26Swimming towards our victory
13:28Crayfish, I'm down
13:29Found your blowholes in the morning
13:31Found your blowholes
13:34Stop pinching me
13:37No, no, you can't
13:38You can't do it, please
13:39Mom, stop being such a baby
13:41It's the only way she's gonna let you in
13:43I think you made the right decision, Jerry
13:45Kim, grip it and rip it
13:47I chased my mind
13:48No grip, no rip
13:49Don't do it
13:53I can't believe it
13:54I didn't even put a dent in it
14:00The Farrington Comet's gonna break orbit in three hours
14:02We've been preparing for this since we were seven
14:07You don't think I'm disappointed?
14:09I'm the only kid in town that has Farrington Comet bedsheets
14:13I can't go, I have to study
14:16Look what I got on my calculus quiz
14:18What is that?
14:20It's a bee
14:21We don't know who you are anymore
14:27Neither do I
14:29I need to quit the team
14:31Hey, Milton
14:31What are you doing here?
14:33Shouldn't you be at practice?
14:34Yeah, I needed a little time to study
14:36At school, everywhere I turn
14:37It's the foot, the foot, the foot
14:40Isn't it awesome?
14:41Everyone loves you
14:42I mean, the thing is
14:43Oh, miss, I forgot to tell you
14:45You know those tickets you gave me for homecoming?
14:47Gave them to Tony from the Pizza Palace
14:48Three garlic nuggets for life
14:54That's great, Jack, but seriously
14:56You getting on that football team is the greatest thing to happen to any of us
14:59Hey, hey, hey
15:00Which one do you like better?
15:02Milton's Militia or Krupnik's Crazies?
15:06Wow, you made t-shirts?
15:08Uh, yeah
15:09Having a football star in my dojo is like the coolest thing that's ever happened
15:13What about Jack's epic battle with the third degree black belt on the gray wall?
15:16Blame!
15:18So?
15:19Huh?
15:20Huh?
15:21Ah!
15:25Coach wanted me to bring you up here
15:26Show you the ropes
15:27There they are
15:30Pretty nice ropes
15:32You darn tootin'
15:33The only reason I'm doing this is to impress a girl
15:36I'm gonna ask her out from up here during Friday night's game
15:39I did the same thing from up here
15:41I asked a girl out from right up here
15:43Actually, it was just a seagull that was flying by
15:45But I screamed at her
15:46I'm like,
15:46Will you go out with me?
15:49Well, you think this has a chance of working?
15:52Yes, I do
15:53You know why?
15:54They do not give a ring of keys like this to just anybody
15:56Hey
15:58Eddie, you're an original, you know that?
16:00You just put it all out there
16:02If this girl doesn't appreciate you, she doesn't deserve you
16:05We're gonna do this
16:06You and me
16:07Come on, up top, Eddie
16:08Yeah!
16:11I'm okay
16:18Rudy, you really went for it
16:23Absolutely
16:24Check out what's gonna happen every time we score
16:29That was my blowhole
16:32Rudy, that is gonna be the most ridiculous outfit I've ever seen in
16:36And I spoke too soon
16:38Crefus, coming through
16:39Rolling hot
16:41Look what washed in in low tide
16:43Rudy, they ran out of tickets
16:45Please, can I sit next to you?
16:46You won't hear a pippage out of me
16:48Milton Krupnik lines up for a 42-yarder
16:50His third field goal of the game
16:52Huh?
16:53Okay
16:53I'm going to try to distract him so he misses it
16:55Hey!
16:59And the kick is good
17:03Good, good, no, I wanted him to make it
17:05That's great
17:06That's a time out on the field
17:09Okay, it's show time
17:10I'm going up
17:11Wait, what?
17:11What are you talking?
17:12No, no, no, wait, wait, wait
17:13Oh, oh, what?
17:16Give me an S
17:18S
17:18Give me an E
17:20E
17:20Give me a help
17:24Ah, it's a riot
17:26That girl just took a header into a sousaphone
17:30When I get this thing off my head, you're dead, Jerry
17:32I'm pretty sure that was Kim
17:35I'm pretty sure that was Kim
17:36It's even funnier now because I know her
17:40Dude, dude, dude, dude, she's looking up here
17:41Go, man, go
17:43What's he doing up there?
17:46Oh, man, I don't think she can read it
17:47Here, I'll call it out
17:48Grace!
17:50Will you go out with me?
17:58Well, not me
17:59You know, him, Eddie
17:59With Eddie
18:01Dude, she's smiling
18:03I think she's into it
18:04Whoa!
18:07Attention both sides
18:08Would you please direct your eyes to the scoreboard?
18:11Some kid named Eddie has given himself a massive wedgie
18:21Aw, Eddie almost killed himself for me
18:24That is so sweet
18:27Yes, Eddie, I'll go out with you
18:33The whales take a timeout
18:36A 52-yard bugle will win it for them
18:38Longest in Seaford history
18:40And it looks like they're going to bring in the foot
18:44Hey, Melton, check it out
18:46I got free popcorn just for knowing you
18:48Hey, you okay?
18:50Not really
18:52What's the matter?
18:53Every time I look at the football
18:55I think of all the things I'd rather be doing
18:57Well, then why are you on the team?
18:59Look around you, Jack
19:01I'm doing it for you guys
19:03What?
19:04You said it yourself
19:05Me getting on the football team
19:06Was the best thing that ever happened to you guys
19:09I mean, because of me
19:10Kim and Jerry made the pep squad
19:12Eddie got a date with Grace
19:14And when's the last time you saw Rudy look so happy?
19:19Out me blowholes!
19:24Man, I didn't realize that we were all getting something out of it
19:27Except for you
19:28And none of us would want you to be unhappy
19:30So you guys would be okay if the foot walked away?
19:33Dude, as long as you're happy
19:36Thanks, Jack
19:37Go get him, Kruppnik
19:39Here it is, the final kick
19:41If he makes this, Milton Kruppnik will be a Seaford High legend
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20:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
20:46Sorry, Milton, that was my bad.
20:47Bro, did you know Dana was here?
20:49Woo, she was looking good.
20:50Yo, Dana, you don't mind my pits, right?
20:55Well, let's just find a team that we can both root for.
20:58Um, the Springfield Meerkats?
21:00No, no, no.
21:01A pack of meerkats did unspeakable things to my grandfather in a train.
21:07How about the Long Branch Stallions?
21:09Nah, can't do it.
21:10I was horseback riding once and got knocked off by a long branch.
21:14How about the Brookfield Bears?
21:18I like bears.
21:19Yeah, I'm down with that.
21:20Smoothies?
21:21Yeah.
21:23Hey, guys.
21:25Guys.
21:26Oh, come on, man.
21:29I want a smoothie.
21:56Poor soul.
22:01Yes.
22:03Yes.
22:28Gracias.
22:58Gracias.
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