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00:00Can't connect with you
00:01I told you Rudy, I can't break a board
00:04Okay, look, let's just try one last thing
00:07Close your eyes and use your imagination to break a board
00:10And then you can try to break one for real
00:12Alright
00:17Hiya!
00:19Yes, I did it!
00:23Hey, where have you guys been? You're an hour late
00:26I was over at Build Bunny
00:27Look what I made for my lady
00:29This is gonna make her absolutely plot
00:32I just went over to Sticky Huns
00:36And I did them both
00:41Okay, that must be nice
00:43Just brambling about the mall
00:45Living la vida loca
00:47I wouldn't know
00:48Because I'm here 24-7
00:50Teaching classes, paying bills
00:52Sucking the sweat stains out of these mats
00:55Which reminds me
00:56I gotta get a vacuum
00:59Bobby called early and said he was coming by
01:01What?
01:02Quick, get your geese on
01:03I don't want to miss Bobby's big entrance
01:05Yeah
01:06Totally
01:06Bobby doesn't make those entrances anymore
01:08He's really started to embrace his role as a leader
01:10A mentor
01:11A mentor
01:12A dignified zen master
01:23Word to the wise
01:25Never buy a jetpack at a garage sale
01:29Bobby, what brings you to our dojo?
01:31Let me show you
01:39May I present
01:40A teaching machine
01:42So advanced
01:43It will revolutionize karate
01:45As we know it
01:47Behold
01:52I give you
01:54The wassatatron 3000
01:57Oh my god
01:59What is this thing?
02:00What the...
02:01Okay, if this thing has a vacuum attachment
02:04I'm gonna plot
02:07Don't you
02:09Get all tough with me
02:10I'm saying
02:11Won't you
02:13Come kick it with me
02:15If we could have a ball run off the wall
02:17That's just how we do
02:19And no matter how much I chop and punch
02:21It's not as cool as
02:22Kicking it with you
02:24Here we go
02:25Let's stop the party
02:26Chop it up like it's karate
02:27Everybody
02:29Don't you
02:30Get all tough with me
02:32I'm saying
02:33Won't you
02:35Come kick it with me
02:37If we could have a ball run off the wall
02:39That's just how we do
02:41And no matter how much I chop and punch
02:43It's not as cool as
02:44Kicking it with you
02:53That was technically flawless
02:55You are a model of efficiency
02:58Wow, you hear that Jack?
03:00It called me
03:01Flawless
03:04My mother has a very strict
03:06No sparring with robots policy
03:08I have a note in here somewhere
03:11Rabbits
03:13Rodeo clowns
03:14Rabbis
03:16Oh, here it is
03:18Robots
03:22This note is a forgery
03:32That was awesome
03:37Most productive morning ever
03:39Thanks to our friendly robot
03:41I paid all my bills
03:42Filed my taxes
03:43And now all I have left to do
03:44Is get rid of my junk mail
03:51It's too far so far
03:53Rudy, check this out
04:01Rotate your shoulder 90 degrees
04:03For a successful defense
04:05He's right
04:06You didn't turn your shoulder
04:12Whoa
04:14Thanks robot
04:18You know what
04:18You guys seem like you're in pretty good hands here
04:20So I'm just gonna run out and get a couple of things done
04:23Okay
04:24Okay, you bag of bolts
04:29Let's do this thing
04:31I am not programmed to spar with orangutans
04:40Can you believe this thing?
04:42Thinks I'm an orangutan
04:44Hey
04:45Not cool, man
04:46Not cool
04:53You know, I don't think I trust that robot
04:56Did you ever notice that in every robot movie
04:58They always end up going bad and trying to take over?
05:01No, not every movie
05:02What about killer robots take over the earth?
05:05And now when they
05:08Oh, yeah
05:11I know what we need to do
05:13We need to download its operating system onto this flash drive
05:16And find out what makes it tick
05:18Yeah, you can't trust machines
05:20Every Wednesday night my grandmother tries to go to her knitting class
05:23But her electric wheelchair takes us to the Neon Stallion nightclub
05:28Is that true?
05:29Dude, she rolled by the bus stop this morning
05:32And was all
05:33Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop
05:47I think this robot's making me better
05:50Great move, Jack
05:53But I would have pulled that up with a spinning backpack
05:55Yeah, thanks, Kim
05:57But I think I know what I'm doing
06:00She is correct
06:02Sorry, Jack
06:03You're just being flawless
06:05Give me some
06:09Hey, it's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy
06:11It's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy
06:13Answer your phone
06:14It's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy
06:15Yo, if that's Milton, I need to talk to him
06:18Hey, Rudy
06:18Hey, Jack
06:19Just wanted to make sure everything was okay there
06:21Yeah, yeah, everything's great
06:22Good
06:23Hey, I'll be back at the dojo
06:24As soon as I take care of some urgent business that just can't wait
06:27Alright, sounds good
06:28See ya
06:36Hey, Jack
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10:47i had a garlic knot
10:51ok 2
10:56that thing is really getting on my nerves
10:58it stopped letting me practice because it thinks i'm a monkey
11:03would you quit it
11:07let's go tell rudy we want him to haul this piece of junk out of here
11:11that's it let's talk to rudy this is his dojo
11:17listen uh before we go talk to rudy could you hit g11 your breath is
11:21ah shut it
11:23yes yes we are the home of the robotic sensei
11:26he knows all major disciplines karate jujitsu taekwondo
11:33flung poo
11:35no i i've never heard of flung poo
11:39sir why are you laughing
11:42oh i'm sorry could you hold on for one second
11:45bobby where's rudy i fired him and replaced him with the wassapatron 3000
11:50what
11:51have you guys ever flung poo
11:53oh just got it
11:56not funny
12:01i've been thinking about our problem
12:03we're gonna have to fight robot power with robot power and this is how we're gonna do it
12:08be hold
12:12a bowl of fruit
12:14what
12:14no this is my mother's sketch pad
12:17be hold
12:20the miltonator
12:21ah nice
12:22together we're gonna build the most powerful robot in the history of mankind
12:28oh
12:29dude
12:30my foot
12:31my foot
12:32my foot
12:32second
12:33ah
12:36let's go i stuff
12:37yeah
12:46don't do it isabella
12:47he's got a grenade behind his back
12:51oh sorry
12:52it was a puppy
12:54nope it was a grenade
12:58who is it
12:59it's jack kim and jerry
13:01uh coming
13:17look i already have an offer to personally train john claude van diesel for his next movie
13:23so uh unless you can beat that don't call me again
13:28sorry
13:29phone's been ringing off the hook
13:31getting so many job offers it's like
13:33give me some space people
13:34um rudy we know you weren't really talking to anybody
13:37what
13:40that's a remote
13:44you're a remote
13:47how's your robot sensei
13:50making you better at karate
13:53we're better but
13:55we're miserable
13:56rudy we're here because we need you back at the dojo
13:59we all got caught up in the excitement of that wasabi wind up toy but
14:03dude that thing's not you
14:05the robot's a better teacher you guys don't need me
14:08are you kidding
14:08of course we need you
14:10rudy that thing isn't our friend
14:12come on you are
14:18compose yourself big fella
14:41that dude had a puppy grenade yo
14:50finally you picked a great time to go to the dentist
14:53i had to go i had to carry you
14:56let me just take off my backpack
14:58there's no time
14:59our robot is ready to be brought to life
15:02go plug this in
15:03yes milton i must plug this in
15:07that cable runs up to the antenna on the roof
15:09soon the storm will be at its peak
15:11and we'll have the power we need
15:18yes the time is now
15:20quickly attach the clamps to the robot
15:22yes milton yes
15:33holy christmas
15:48take it easy you
15:50i bruise like a banana
15:53you realize with one phone call i can have you turned into a karaoke machine
15:57that result will not happen
16:01you fool
16:03i just got to level eight on angry pigeons
16:08i detect hostility
16:09prepare to defend yourself
16:11what who me
16:12no no no no no
16:13i wasn't hostile
16:14i was a tad missed maybe
16:16but i'm
16:16engaging in combat
16:19fine
16:21prepare to face
16:22yes
16:23the dragon
16:30dragon out
16:33bonnie
16:33what's wrong
16:34nothing much
16:36just that robot's trying to kill me
16:38alright
16:38time for a plan
16:39let's not do anything rash
16:41go in it
16:43you cannot shut me off monkey
16:47i eliminated the power down option
16:52he uh
16:53he eliminated the power down
16:54we heard
16:56now it is time to eliminate all of you because you will never be perfect
17:03stand back mortals
17:05we're here to save you all
17:07mere flesh and blood is no match for a machine
17:10porn must be a machine that takes down a machine
17:13prepare to meet the robot that i created that will annihilate this mechanical monstrosity
17:19yes yes yes
17:20yes yes
17:20i give to you
17:21the miltenator
17:38the miltenator
17:43really really that's it
17:46what do you want
17:47i spent all my money on jumper cables
17:50this has gone on long enough
17:53i'm throwing you out of my dojo
17:56yeah i'm ready
17:59oh
18:02i'm ready
18:03¡No, no, no!
18:05¡No!
18:07¡Ah!
18:09¡Someone dispose of yours, sensei!
18:11¡I'm not done!
18:13¡I'm just getting started!
18:15¡The chances of you defeating me are over 22.8 million to one!
18:19¿Por qué continúe a fight?
18:21¡Because I have something you don't!
18:23¡Internal bleeding, a fractured tibia,
18:25¡and a spleen with some of my own teeth in it!
18:28¡But more importantly,
18:30¡I got a heart!
18:31¡It's why I'll never quit!
18:34¡Oh!
18:40¡That's it!
18:44¡No!
19:16Yo, how many more times do we have to do this?
19:19As many times as it takes.
19:20I didn't want to do it the first time.
19:23These continued attacks are illogical.
19:25Not to us.
19:26We live by the Wasabi Code.
19:29That's something that Rudy taught us.
19:32We swear by the light of the dragon's eye
19:34to be loyal and honest and never say die.
19:37Wasabi!
19:39Impossible Code. Wasabi Code. Impossible.
19:42Bill, what's going on?
19:42It can't process the fact that we know we can't win,
19:46but we'll never give up.
19:47Unable to compute. Unable to compute.
19:51Unable to...
19:53Something else about us humans.
19:55We don't hit a man when he's down.
19:57But the thing is, you're not a man.
20:04I've got to hand it to you, Rudy.
20:06That was a classy move.
20:08I mean, fighting to get your dojo back.
20:11Not kicking the robot in the motherboard.
20:14Oh, you know what?
20:15I should probably have the other robots destroyed.
20:18Rudy, can I have my jet pack?
20:20Fine, I'll take the bus.
20:25Guys, I just want you to know that
20:27as long as you're a part of this dojo,
20:29it'll always be worth fighting for.
20:32Don't get in here.
20:36Ew, what's that smell?
20:37It's Kim's breath.
20:39It is not.
20:40My breath is fine.
20:42Hey, why don't you shut up?
20:50This is great.
20:53You know, Miltnader,
20:55you weren't much of a robot,
20:57but you're a heck of a vacuum.
21:04It's weird, it's not turning off.
21:09You don't scare me, puny little vacuum.
21:12I've seen what you can do.
21:17You just squirt oil at me?
21:20Okay.
21:22Let's do this.
21:27Milton?
21:29Milton?
21:30Milton?
21:31Milton!
21:32Milton!
21:53Milton?
21:53Milton?
21:56Milton?
21:57Poor soul.
22:00Yes!
22:23Gracias.
22:53Gracias.
23:23Gracias.
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