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00:00Previously on Wild Cards.
00:01You must be willing to walk away from anyone at the drop of a hat.
00:05If you cannot, that's your warning sign to cut them loose.
00:08I'm really gonna miss this condo.
00:09The last of the packages are soon to arrive, and then we grab the payday of 10 lifetimes.
00:14I just don't want to do that thing where we pretend like something didn't happen.
00:18Something's definitely happened.
00:24Oh my god!
00:27I don't need!
00:31Oh no!
00:31Oh my god!
00:33What's going on?
00:36Yep, death by stiletto.
00:38Hmm, sad irony to be killed by the thing you love most.
00:40It'd be like if Simmons was killed by a burrito.
00:43Or if Yates was killed by...
00:44No, shh.
00:45Keep that in the partner vault.
00:47Probably not appropriate for the commissioner.
00:49Oh, yeah, good point.
00:50This is raw footage from a reality show.
00:52Well, you've never heard of the luxurious ladies of Linden Avenue?
00:54Why would I?
00:55Because it's amazing.
00:56They're on there like 10 seasons.
00:57Yeah, people go crazy for it.
00:58Evidenced by the number of calls I've gotten from the press since the body was discovered,
01:02which is why you're all here.
01:04Commissioner?
01:04Oh, thank you, Jim.
01:07Oh, chamomile.
01:09Honey, like you asked.
01:11Now that's service.
01:13Simmons and Yates have been on the case since it was called in yesterday, but Commissioner
01:16Russo would like all hands on deck.
01:18Of course, whatever you need, Commissioner.
01:19What was the cast doing all together?
01:21Well, they had a girl's trip episode.
01:23They rented a mansion, you know, get the cast under one roof.
01:25For maximum drama and wine throwing.
01:27Yeah, only this time one of the wine throwers ended up dead.
01:30Happened around 11.30 p.m.
01:31Yeah, there were no cameras in the upstairs area or in the individual bedrooms,
01:34but all the women say they were in bed for the night.
01:36At 11.30?
01:37Yeah, they were exhausted from a full day of tequila drinking and passive aggressive behavior.
01:40Any suspects?
01:41Call was coming from inside the house.
01:43As per the outdoor cameras, no one entered.
01:45Yeah, nobody was in the mansion except for the cast and a small crew.
01:48So whose shoe was it?
01:49I mean, the murder weapon.
01:51Veronique's.
01:51In fact, earlier in the season, during an argument with the other women,
01:54she declared, quote, cross me and I will stab you in the back with my stiletto, end quote.
02:00Looks like one of the other women beat Veronique to the punch.
02:03Or should we say stab?
02:05Cast have gone home, I take it?
02:06Not exactly.
02:07Filming shut down so they could process the scene,
02:09but they're going to pick right back up tomorrow.
02:10Even though their friend was just murdered?
02:12They say it's what Veronique would have wanted.
02:14I'm pretty sure what she would have wanted was to not be stabbed with a shoe.
02:17Celebrity murders are the bane of any police department's existence.
02:20They attract an unruly amount of attention, and if you don't solve them,
02:24that's all people remember.
02:25Now, I am not having my mayoral campaign tanked by a bunch of overpaid reality stars.
02:30So, if the show won't help production, we need someone on the inside.
02:34Like who?
02:36Hmm.
02:44Hi, ladies.
02:45I'm your new castmate.
02:47It's so good to meet all of you.
02:57I'm Aurora Banks.
02:58Now, I know what you're thinking.
03:00Yes, Stuart Banks, the network president, is my uncle.
03:03Uncle Steve's the best.
03:04Anyways, enough about me.
03:06I've already heard so much about all of you.
03:08You were right to call in an expert.
03:10Seriously?
03:10This is the consultant you were talking about?
03:13Chief, if you were sending your people to infiltrate the mob,
03:17would you brief them with the Organized Crime Task Force?
03:19Obviously.
03:20Well, the dynamics of the players in question are more complex than any cartel,
03:25mob, or foreign dictatorship.
03:27And depending on the alcohol intake, more dangerous.
03:29And what qualifies you as an expert?
03:31Well, not to brag, but I've seen all ten seasons at least three times,
03:36and I have one of only 200 candles from Veronique's now defunctioned candle company.
03:40Defunct?
03:41What happened there?
03:42Well, the candles, they were supposed to smell like cinnamon,
03:45but due to a production mishap, ended up smelling like armpits.
03:49You still kept it?
03:50Obviously, because I'm a true fan.
03:53May I continue?
03:54Fine.
03:55Let's take a look at who we're dealing with.
03:57First up, our victim, Veronique.
04:00She's consummate HBIC.
04:02Sorry, HBIC?
04:03That bitch in charge.
04:05Aren't you teaching him these things?
04:06Well, it's hard when they have no desire to learn.
04:09Veronique's an OG cast member and ruthless as hell.
04:12She notoriously dates much younger men.
04:14Ooh, we stan a cougar queen.
04:16And also, she drops a bombshell about one of the other ladies every finale.
04:20That's the ace up her sleeve.
04:21So maybe one of the other cast members killed her to keep their secret from coming out.
04:25Oh, yeah.
04:25If Veronique is the queen, who's next in line to the throne?
04:30I'm Talia.
04:31Talia is also an OG.
04:33She's Veronique's bestie and the one who found the body.
04:35She's married.
04:36No kids.
04:37She and her husband struggled for years to conceive.
04:39She's been very forthcoming about that.
04:41Eventually, she let go of that dream to focus on other things.
04:44Like?
04:45Her sobriety, for one.
04:46She got sober five years ago.
04:48But recently, there's been some rumors that she's fallen off the wagon.
04:52You think that's true?
04:52That's hard to say.
04:54In this world, what's said on camera and what's true are often two very different things.
04:59But word is they caught the incident filming this season.
05:02You are just in time for one of my famous mango mint mocktails.
05:07Or since you're not eight, maybe juice boxes aren't your thing.
05:11We have a whole crate of tequila and red wine.
05:14I'm Jasmine.
05:15Jasmine is a former New York party girl and current happily married woman with the perfect life and
05:21husband.
05:22What exactly does she do?
05:24It's not about what any of them do.
05:27It's about what they want you to think they do.
05:30For instance, Jasmine just dropped her new single.
05:35My song is called Too Drunk to Remember Your Name.
05:37Parenthesis or mine.
05:39It's about partying, but also it's about life.
05:53Yeah, so bad.
05:55It's legendary.
05:57Hello, I'm Countess Katarina.
06:00Katarina is from an obscure Slavic country that no one on the show can pronounce.
06:05She's a countess and mentions it whenever she can.
06:07My husband's the count.
06:09He friends with your uncle.
06:11Hi, I'm Clementine.
06:13There's not much to say about Clementine.
06:15She's new on the show, but based on her online presence, she seems a little boring.
06:20I don't know if anybody's told you this trip is my divorce party.
06:25Welcome.
06:26Those are the basics, but I will be there as an on-site tech in your ears the whole time,
06:33feeding you info as needed.
06:35You're the best, Ricky.
06:37I agree.
06:38So Max is posing as a new cast member, and what is Ellis doing?
06:43Hey, are you, uh, Greg?
06:45No, that's what they tell me.
06:46Rodney, the network sent me to clean this mess up.
06:49Oh, yeah, the crisis producer.
06:51So glad they sent you, man.
06:52God knows we need it.
06:53I'll do what I can.
06:53Hey, Selma, were they qualified?
06:55You produced on The Bachelor when the girl had the skydiving accident,
06:58then Survivor with the snakebite thing.
06:59Yeah, that was rough.
07:00I hate snakes.
07:01Well, snakes got nothing on these ladies.
07:03Not to mention, the network chose now of all times to send in a new cast member.
07:07Gotta be kidding me.
07:08What's she like?
07:08Eh, she's a network nepo baby, so I can't say a word about it.
07:11You just better not be boring.
07:14You know, these women, they're petty, superficial, narcissistic, you name it.
07:20But murderers, I kind of find that hard to believe.
07:23But after all these seasons, nothing would surprise me.
07:26That's crazy you're gonna finish the season without Veronique.
07:28Tell me about it.
07:30Speaking of which, what was the secret she was gonna drop in the finale dinner?
07:32The network won't shut up about it.
07:34Ugh, no idea.
07:35And now I have to reconceive the entire finale dinner.
07:38On that note, I got some brainstorming to do.
07:40Oh, hey, I'm here to help, okay?
07:42Why don't I take those confessionals off your hands?
07:44That's where I do my best work, baby.
07:45Of course.
07:46Yeah, work your magic and welcome the team.
07:49Thanks.
07:52Ladies, I'm so sorry for your loss.
07:55I can't believe Veronique is gone.
07:57Or the fact that there could be a murderer among us.
08:00I just, I cannot talk about this right now.
08:04You guys know what else is like death?
08:06Divorce.
08:07And this is supposed to be my divorce party, remember?
08:10It is very tragic, the thing that's happened.
08:13Wow, Katarina.
08:15What a groundbreaking observation.
08:17Why are you rolling eyes?
08:18Why are you saying things that add nothing to the conversation?
08:21You are very rude girl!
08:22Get your hands out of my face!
08:24You get your hands out of my face, bitch!
08:26Enough!
08:27Stop your bickering!
08:28I agree!
08:30Plus, we're supposed to head into our grief meditation session to help me grieve my marriage.
08:36Since I'm getting divorced.
08:38But obviously now we're grieving Veronique.
08:40Of course.
08:41This is a clear thing to grieve.
08:43Yes, of course.
08:45Veronique.
08:50Breathe in happy memories of Veronique.
08:58Breathe out the pain of her sudden death.
09:03Breathe in the certainty that your friend is at peace.
09:10Breathe out any questions of your own mortality.
09:17Relax your shoulders and your ears.
09:20Psss.
09:21So who do you think did it?
09:23Did what?
09:24Who do you think killed Veronique?
09:26Oh, I mean, I don't know.
09:29Wait, you don't think I did it, do you?
09:32No.
09:32No, of course not.
09:33Because I would never.
09:35I have so much to lose.
09:36My husband, my home, my new music career.
09:39Yeah, you would never.
09:42Breathe out any weight you're still holding on to.
09:46But I will say.
09:48Breathing it out.
09:49I wonder about Clementine.
09:51Clementine?
09:52But she seems so.
09:54Boring.
09:54I know.
09:55But no one can be that boring.
09:57Plus, I saw her walking the grounds out my window the night Veronique was murdered.
10:02Do you know what time?
10:0311-11 on the dot.
10:04I remember because I saw her right after I wished for my single to hit number one on billboard charts.
10:10Ladies, less chatting and more breathing out your traumas.
10:20Veronique is dead, but I am not dead.
10:28Veronique is dead, but I am not dead.
10:33Okay, Katerina's up first.
10:34What can you tell me about her?
10:35Well, Katerina's main storyline on the show is her feud with Jasmine.
10:39Those are the two that were fighting earlier, right?
10:41It's all they do.
10:42Every time it seems like they've buried the hatchet, one of them digs it up again.
10:45Sounds chaotic.
10:46It is.
10:47And makes for excellent television.
10:51You can't see it, but I just did a chef's kiss gesture.
10:54Okay, so what should I say to her to get her to open up?
10:56Well, easy.
10:56Just ask about Boris's arthritis.
10:59Boris?
10:59Who's that?
10:59Her husband?
11:00Nope.
11:01He's her Shetland pony.
11:04Countess Katerina, welcome.
11:06I'm Rodney.
11:07Hello.
11:10Uh, why don't you, uh, have a seat.
11:11We'll get started right away.
11:13I'm Liam.
11:14I'm having a camera off.
11:15Nice to meet you.
11:16Rodney.
11:17That's Tim.
11:19Okay.
11:20Let me know when you're ready to roll.
11:22Good to go.
11:23Good.
11:24Countess Katerina, my first and most important question for you is, of course,
11:29how's Boris doing with your way?
11:31Ah, my little Borbor is such a good boy.
11:35My husband, Z Count, he is sending me photos this morning.
11:39I miss Boris so much.
11:42Especially since trip is horrible.
11:44Yes, I'm sure it was very upsetting to see your friend like that.
11:47I cannot believe that Veronique is, how you say, stomps the tail.
11:52Do you mean kick the bucket?
11:53Yes, that one.
11:55What can you tell me about the night of Veronique's murder?
11:58Ah, that night.
12:00We go sleep early.
12:02Jasmine drank too much of the wine and she's running her bitch mouth, yes.
12:05Why don't you get along with Jasmine?
12:07Because she's having bitch mouth.
12:10Right.
12:10Okay.
12:12Um, do you think she could have killed Veronique?
12:14Jasmine?
12:15No.
12:16She's awful.
12:18Terrible.
12:19Bad clothes.
12:20But no killer.
12:21Though, I am seeing Clementine go kitchen near Taiwan murder.
12:26Really?
12:27Mm-hmm.
12:28Do you remember what time that was?
12:29Yes.
12:30It was 10 after the 11.
12:32Okay.
12:33I got the tea and it's piping hot.
12:35Scalding.
12:36You're gonna need aloe vera.
12:37That's how hot this tea is.
12:38Okay, Max.
12:39I get it.
12:39Just spit it out.
12:40Okay.
12:41According to Jasmine, Clementine was walking around the grounds at 11.11,
12:45around the time of the murder.
12:47Which means Clementine lied in her witness statement.
12:50Right, but Katerina said she saw Clementine go down in the kitchen at 11.10,
12:52so she couldn't have been in two places at the same time.
12:54Someone's lying.
12:55It's weird how they both mentioned Clementine.
12:57What, you think they're in cahoots?
12:58No.
12:59Those two are like tequila and red wine.
13:01They don't mix.
13:02Well, something's up.
13:03I'm gonna call Katerina back in.
13:04Let me try.
13:05I'll level with her.
13:07Diva to diva.
13:11Katerina.
13:13I brought your favorite.
13:15Two bottles of wine.
13:19Diva to diva.
13:19Diva to diva.
13:20Diva to diva.
13:27Diva to diva.
13:32Diva to diva.
13:35Maybe not like tequila and red wine.
13:45Diva to diva.
13:46Damn it.
13:51I am saying here is too risky now.
13:53New girl catch us.
13:54Don't panic.
13:55How can we get you not to tell?
13:56What do you mean?
13:57We're both married.
13:58My husband is like toxically jealous and there's an infidelity clause in my prenup.
14:01If he leaves me, I get nothing.
14:03And I have title through husband, the count.
14:05If he doing divorce me, I lose countess and then what am I?
14:08Just sad girl.
14:10We'll do whatever you want.
14:11Just don't spill the beans on the show.
14:13You want money?
14:14The car.
14:15Katerina's pony.
14:16Not Boris.
14:17Look, I'm not trying to ruin any of your lives, okay?
14:20You can trust me.
14:20But tell me the truth.
14:21This wasn't the first time, was it?
14:25We have been in love for years.
14:27Now that's a plot twist.
14:28We met on the show and it was immediately like it.
14:32I guess sometimes you just know.
14:35In my country, we say someone hits you overhead with a frying pan of love.
14:40Sounds better in my language.
14:42Yeah, no, I get it.
14:43Okay, but why pretend to hate each other?
14:46As long as we're feuding, we stay on the show and as long as we're on the show.
14:49You get to see each other.
14:51In all these years and nobody found out about this?
14:53Until recently.
14:54What do you mean?
14:55Right before the trip, Veronique told us she knew.
14:58We still do not know how.
14:59Was she going to spill your secret on the season finale?
15:01No clue.
15:02Veronique wasn't exactly predictable.
15:03Mm-hmm.
15:04So you two killed her to keep the truth from coming out?
15:08Of course not.
15:09No, we did not.
15:09No, we weren't together when Veronique was killed.
15:13Together?
15:14Like?
15:15Like doing sex time, yes?
15:17And Talia screamed and we raced out so fast, we accidentally put on each other's robes.
15:20Yes, and before that, when we're making the sex time, Jasmine sees Clementine out window.
15:26At 11-11.
15:27Mm-hmm.
15:28Told her about it.
15:29And she did.
15:29And when producer is finger pointing to Jasmine, I am panicked.
15:33Can I say the wrong thing?
15:34English, it is not my first language and I am sometimes making them mixed up.
15:38We didn't want anyone dead.
15:39No.
15:40We just love each other and don't want that to change.
15:44Well, if you love each other, isn't change worth it?
15:46We'd be left with nothing.
15:49I mean, what would we do?
15:52You know what?
15:53I think you two need this more than I do.
15:59Yep, what Mac said checks out.
16:02You see the monograms?
16:03Jasmine's in Katarina's robe and Katarina's in Jasmine's.
16:07Well, TBH, I'll have this for them.
16:09So maybe they were together when Veronique was killed.
16:12Unless it's a cover-up.
16:13They did both have motives since Veronique knew their secret,
16:16but Max thinks they're telling the truth.
16:17Well, assuming Jasmine and Katarina aren't lying,
16:21then likely Clementine wasn't in her room at the time of the murder.
16:26This is Rodney here.
16:27Can I get Clementine to the confessional room?
16:29I repeat, Clementine to the confessional room.
16:31Over.
16:33What?
16:35That was very convincing.
16:36Perhaps you missed your true calling as an overworked, underslept,
16:40cat-hair-covered reality show producer.
16:42Yeah, I would be happy to help.
16:44You know what, Ed from Sundance, he's actually a close family friend,
16:47so I could show him your short film.
16:50Wow, thanks.
16:51Talia, you're always so nice.
16:53Of course.
16:54I appreciate it.
16:54Anytime.
16:56Talia, I didn't have you scheduled.
16:58I'm ready to talk about Veronique.
17:00Okay, well then we'll get started.
17:02I hear it's Clementine!
17:05Get it?
17:06Like...
17:07Yeah, I get it.
17:07Clementine.
17:08I want to get this over with.
17:10Now.
17:11But...
17:13Clementine.
17:14We'll get to you next, okay?
17:16Promise.
17:21You want a cough drop?
17:22I have those, uh, ones that you like with a lemon, honey, and iganesha milk.
17:26Oh, yeah.
17:28Yeah.
17:31All right.
17:32Ready?
17:33As I'll ever be.
17:34Talia, what can you tell us about the night of Veronique's murder?
17:42Is there something wrong?
17:43My best friend is dead, and I have to talk to you about it for a stupid TV show.
17:49You know what, I actually don't think I can do this right now, to be honest, I really don't.
17:53I know these things can be difficult to talk about, okay?
17:56How would you know?
18:01My brother was actually murdered two years ago.
18:05He was?
18:06Yeah.
18:08Look, at the time, I couldn't put my grief into words.
18:12I barely can now.
18:14People will try to tell you that it gets easier, but it doesn't.
18:19That grief just stays the same size.
18:22And some days you're stronger, you know, it's easier to carry.
18:28In other days.
18:30You're not?
18:32You're not.
18:34Yeah.
18:36I'm just so, I'm just so angry, you know?
18:40Like, she should still be here.
18:41I understand that anger.
18:42Trust me, I've been there.
18:44Now tell me, you were the first person to find Veronique, right?
18:47Yeah.
18:49Um.
18:53I, I want to take her a sleeping pill.
18:57And there she was.
19:02Bloody everything after that is like I'm underwater, you know?
19:05I hear screaming, and then I realize it's me.
19:09I, I'm screaming.
19:11I hear people talking, but I can't make anything out.
19:14All I can focus on is her.
19:20Dead.
19:22It's when I thought my year could not get any worse.
19:27Any worse?
19:28What do you mean?
19:29Well, I'm five years sober.
19:33Congrats.
19:34That's huge.
19:36It is.
19:38Especially since my worst drunken moments are documented on the show.
19:42They called me Trainwreck Talia.
19:45And the nickname was accurate.
19:48Sure, that's hard to watch now.
19:50No.
19:50Well, I, I can't.
19:52I don't.
19:52It's, uh, too disturbing.
19:56It's like I was possessed during those seasons.
19:58You know, just drinking away my shame.
20:01But then I got sober and, uh, things got clearer.
20:06Good for you.
20:07That's definitely my biggest accomplishment.
20:10And I would not just throw it away, like so many people are saying.
20:16Yeah, I, uh, I heard about the incident two months ago.
20:19No, my drink was spiked, okay?
20:21I would not do that to myself.
20:23Somebody sabotaged me.
20:25Do you have any idea who could have done it?
20:27No idea.
20:29Veronique was the only one that believed me.
20:31She knew how important my sobriety is to me.
20:35Because she knew you.
20:36Exactly.
20:37She had her flaws.
20:39No, but I've never had a friend like that.
20:45And I probably never will again.
20:49Look, I hate to ask, but I have to.
20:52Being her best friend.
20:53Do you have any idea what that secret was that she was going to drop at the finale dinner?
20:57No, no, she, um, she didn't tell me things like that.
21:03She was way too strategic with the show.
21:06That's what made her so good.
21:08You know what, um, I think I really need to rest right now.
21:13Of course.
21:14Okay.
21:14Oh, if there's anything else I can do, just let me know.
21:20Hey, um, I'm really sorry about your loss.
21:24I mean it.
21:25And I hope you have more strong days than weak ones.
21:28You too.
21:35Okay, take two.
21:37I have so much to tell you about everything.
21:39Clementine, place is for the filler party.
21:42Seriously?
21:47You guys know what a filler party is?
21:49Hey, so these women get fillers on camera?
21:52That's some kind of a party for them?
21:53Just keeping up with the Joneses out here.
21:55In this world, the Joneses put chemicals in their faces.
21:58All right, let's get started.
21:59Clementine, take it away.
22:02Thank you for coming, everyone.
22:04Given as this is my divorce party,
22:06I thought fillers would be a great way to move into our next chapters.
22:10Our nurse has everyone's individual brands based on your requests,
22:12so just let her know your name.
22:14Enjoy.
22:17Aren't you getting filler?
22:18Oh, I'm good.
22:19I already got some in my ankle.
22:21It's the latest Trenanese.
22:35Sorry, I'm a bit paranoid.
22:37Could you just check for air bubbles in the needle?
22:44Oh my god, what is in that?
22:50Someone put acid in Clementine syringe.
22:59That was so scary.
23:01Your whole life must have flashed before your eyes.
23:03Same thing is happening to Tzaro of my country in 96.
23:06His face, it is very melt.
23:08I can't believe someone would want me dead.
23:10I've never done anything to anyone.
23:13You've done something like this.
23:15I have no idea how that got into the syringe.
23:17I prepared everything myself.
23:19Was it possible somebody could have tampered with the materials?
23:21Well, I was away from them when I was getting miked.
23:25Hey, excuse me.
23:27All shooting is paused while we investigate.
23:29Oh, of course.
23:30Liam, I have a room where we can review some of the footage from the incident if you'd like.
23:35Officers?
23:35Yes, thank you.
23:38Producer.
23:40Man, guy, boy.
23:43Real slick.
23:46Where are you going?
23:47Right.
23:48I'm just gonna stay here.
23:49Good job, officers.
23:56What can I say?
23:57I just love to your crime.
23:59Right this way, officers.
24:02Scram, kid.
24:03It's official police business.
24:05Leave that muffin.
24:06Also official police business.
24:13Look, the nurse lifts up the needle and takes it out of the box.
24:17Okay, so the needle wasn't swish in this moment.
24:19Hmm.
24:19Meaning there's no on-camera evidence it was ever tampered with.
24:26I don't know.
24:36This is where you anticipate the acid and you move your leg.
24:40You weren't paranoid about air bubbles.
24:42You faked an attempt on your own life, didn't you?
24:46Yes!
24:47Wait, what?
24:48Wait a minute.
24:49How are we getting this footage?
24:50I thought the cops said no recording during the interrogations.
24:52There's no way I was missing this.
24:54It's obvious, Clementine.
24:55You killed Veronique.
24:56You set this whole thing up to throw everyone off your scent.
24:59I mean, why else would you do something so crazy?
25:02This is my divorce party.
25:04My time to shine.
25:05But then Veronique died and everybody forgets that it's supposed to be about me.
25:08You faked an attempt on your own life for attention?
25:12Yes.
25:14Okay, I'm not proud of it.
25:16Wait, where the hell would you find acid on a girl's trip?
25:20I had my assistant bring it in this morning.
25:22I didn't want to harm anyone, I swear.
25:24And of course, I didn't murder Veronique.
25:27I'm not a murderer.
25:28Too boring for that.
25:30At least that's what Veronique thought.
25:32What do you mean by that?
25:34I mean, at the beginning of the trip,
25:36Veronique told me that she looked into me and discovered that I have no secrets.
25:41I am just exactly as boring as I seem.
25:45Sick burn.
25:46Hey, that doesn't explain the fact that you lied about where you were when she was killed.
25:49The truth is,
25:51I was on the phone with my husband.
25:55I want Larry back.
25:56I miss him so much, but I was too embarrassed to admit anything because, well, this is my divorce party.
26:08I'm not afraid.
26:13Pathetic little poser.
26:15How dare you tarnish my best friend's memory?
26:18You are disgraced to your country.
26:24uh shame
26:30all right clementine's headed downtown while we check her alibi either way she's
26:34facing a reckless endangerment charge yeah we're gonna need to do some interviews
26:38who do you want to talk to first uh hmm let me see here uh scowley guy and uh then
26:48short one
26:49with questionable fashion sense rude all right move it is that bear wow the women on the show
26:58have done things for attention before but acid syringe to the face it's next level look acid
27:03syringe or not if clementine's alibi checks out we're back to square one okay so clementine said
27:08that veronique was looking into her what do you think that means some good old-fashioned social
27:13media stalking yeah that's how i found out my ex adopted a french bulldog evil bitchness just had
27:18hurt me no no chance veronique was anywhere near social media she was a notorious luddite she still
27:24used a flip phone he wanted to get dirt on someone but didn't know how to use a computer
27:29how would you get it
27:33apparently she hired a private investigator of course should have guessed that we'd find those
27:38payments in veronings financials well i mean it's the old school way to find out your co-workers
27:43dirty secrets speaking of which you want to hear some of mine i most certainly do not okay well you're
27:52missing out because one of them involves a blitzer prize winner and a sex robot
28:09i can't believe this i left the office around five like always does anything seem out of place
28:16about the scene to you his laptop is missing he always keeps it on his desk it's got all his
28:23case
28:23files that's most likely what they were after except he always kept hard copies of everything in the
28:28storage room down in the basement in case anything ever happened to the laptop or to him for that matter
28:33guess we know where we're heading next
28:42sorry i'm late took me a second to fit into this thing for the finale dinner
28:53wow you look uh you look nice thank you oh can you help me zip up i can't reach
29:05yeah you are playing with fire maximus there you go okay
29:21um
29:24so so clementine's alibi checks out
29:29her husband said they were on the phone for over an hour and she wouldn't stop talking
29:38hello you're not going to believe what we found in this pi's file seriously this is pulitzer prize
29:43winner and sex robot levels of dirt what'd you find out well according to this file veronique was
29:48sleeping with liam the camera guy that's the one you know liam conveniently failed to mention that
29:52when we were questioning him there's more boxes so we'll send you photos as we work through okay
29:56keep us posted happy that god this affair changes everything liam was in the mansion when veronique
30:02was murdered he was the one shooting the footage of the body being found maybe we missed something in
30:06the video well i know someone who likes a rewatch oh my god liam and veronique were doing the no
30:12pants
30:12dance can you believe it honestly yes she loved them young and pretty but she'd always cut them
30:17loose there's a tick tock supercut of all of her himbos crying post dumping set to celine dion it's
30:23hilarious
30:26all right enough okay we need to hurry it's almost time to roll on the finale dinner all right all
30:31right let me cook holy spit take did you just see what gates and simmons said about talia yeah
30:37looks like talia's got some secrets of her own how does this fit into the picture i don't know one
30:42thing at a time footage first ricky and voila my feed should be on your screen we got it all
30:48right
30:48here we go sports fans wait go back
30:57did you hear that what are they saying ricky rewind it and play it again turn up the volume
31:03get the veroniques room now did you just hear what i just heard yeah but we need more proof than
31:07that
31:08okay well we better get it done so last night of filming aka the last night we're all going to
31:11be
31:11under the same roof aka the last night we can solve this undercover
31:17ricky we need more time good news ducklings you have a reality television expert here to advise
31:21you what does it have to do with reality television everything in this world there are ways of going
31:26about a finale dinner and lucky for you it'll give you the time you need all right let's bring in
31:32the ladies
31:45all right ladies this is our last dinner of the season let's start it off with sharing a little
31:51something about veronique shall we i can start
31:55i cannot believe veronique is gone veronique was my best friend in the entire world and the fact
32:03that she believed in me meant everything so i would like to raise a mango mint mocktail to veronique
32:18i want to say something about veronique but i've just learned information i can't keep in
32:24the camera boy was secretly stooping veronique yeah he must have killed her that's why he kept the
32:30affair from the cops no no i i didn't i didn't kill her i swear that sounds like a guilty
32:35confessional to
32:36me looks like we found our murderer no liam did not kill veronique how would you know
32:45because i did
32:51i did it okay i am the killer no you're not why would you lie because talia is his mother
33:06i'm gonna win an emmy for this oh just wait i think it's better come on yimmins we are hurtling
33:12towards the big finale here liam is talia's biological son a few years ago she pulled a
33:20few strings and got liam a job on the show is that true i had to when i was only
33:2517. giving you up was the
33:27hardest thing i've ever had to do that's why i drank running away from my shame but then i finally
33:34got sober and i got the courage to track you down i saw that you were in film school and
33:39i made the
33:41show give you a job having you around me every day kept me sober that's what made it so much
33:47harder for
33:47me when my drink was spiked why didn't you tell me i didn't tell anyone not even veronique
33:54i didn't think i deserved to have a relationship with you so i had to tell myself that i just
33:59had
34:00to be happy to be around you every day and then i found out about you and veronique when did
34:05you find
34:05out the day before she died liam was setting up a shot veronique was in glam getting touch-ups
34:12they shared these secret looks and then i knew veronique was the same with all her young boyfriends
34:19she just tossed them aside when she was done with them and i knew she would do the same to
34:24you
34:24eventually and then she was gonna want you off the show and i was not about to let that happen
34:30not when i fought so hard to have you back in my life so i i went to her room
34:39and i killed her i mean it's a good story but it's not the real one yes it is no
34:46it's not
34:48you're protecting your son yes you went to veronique's room to confront her but when you
34:54went there she was already dead because someone else killed veronique
35:05you were pushing it little mama yeah well be worth it for this footage
35:11whoo this is juicy
35:14yeah well what can i say my girl's a natural liam in the footage from that night somebody told you
35:20to
35:20go to veronique's room who was it greg probably but you were already filming when talia was screaming
35:28she found veronique in that exact moment the castmates rooms were all beside each other in a
35:34line down the hallway so the scream could it come from any of the rooms but greg knew that it
35:41came from
35:41veronique's why because greg killed veronique
35:50me it doesn't make any sense why would i kill the star of my own show but it wasn't going
35:55to be that
35:55way for long was it grego because everybody knows that each year veronique drops a bombshell and this
36:04year the bombshell was going to be about greg and what he did to talia while filming two months ago
36:10that's
36:14my cue
36:15oh i did not realize that we're all in this next shot okay well it's gonna be a long day
36:23okay well i'll get my drink and then i'll meet you guys out there we're gonna get my mocktail
36:29bartender left it here mango mint as always thanks doll
36:38you spiked my drink i'm an unconventional producer so what you missed train wreck talia you wanted a
36:46relapse story liam you gave veronique that footage didn't you uh yeah it was so she could prove that
36:56greg did it yeah and she did show greg the night that she died you knew when that video exposed
37:05you
37:05on camera you would lose your job yeah there's unconventional producing but scandal like this
37:11you would never recover from so you decided to kill veronique you stabbed her with a shoe and tried to
37:18frame the other women you can't prove any of this actually i can
37:26that's your cue oh whoa damn that was engrossed actually i can
37:40we found the pi's laptop at your house you are the murderer
37:48you killed the pi because you knew he was the only other person that had the footage
37:52all you needed was a juicy secret to clear your name and that's why you used veronique and liam to
37:57cover your story you told me that right before the dinner you used me to set up the camera kit
38:04you killed two people just to save your job a job you think this is a job this is my
38:13empire
38:18everyone's always talking about how this show's so dramatic and juicy why do you think that is
38:23it's because of me i am this show i have worked 10 years on set 14 hours a day i
38:31have sacrificed
38:32everything i made veronique a star and she had the nerve to turn on me because i was doing my
38:38job
38:38poisoning castmates isn't your job if it's what the story needs then it is the viewers they want to train
38:45rectalia so i just had the guts to give it to them because i always do what needs to be
38:51done veronique was
38:52gonna take that away from me i didn't have a choice so i plunged that heel into her back
39:01you monster you tried to destroy my life you murdered my best friend you wanted my son to take the
39:09blame
39:09for it you're disgusting yeah you are disgusting
39:19oh sorry i got caught up in the whole thing aurora how did you even figure any of this out
39:25because i'm not aurora at all i'm a cop she's not a cop i'm basically a cop i was undercover
39:33this
39:34whole time yeah me too ready for your confessional greg turn around put your hands behind your back
39:41you're under arrest
39:44i am so grateful to veronique for clearing my name i will forever be heartbroken to know that she died
39:52doing it but i hope that she would be happy knowing that my son and i wait liam come here
40:01come here
40:02what um everyone this is my biological son liam
40:14and we are finally going to be working on our relationship well at least we're gonna try but
40:20for tonight we have dinner reservations oh speaking of that do you have any food allergies
40:26yeah i'm allergic to strawberries are you serious yeah so am i what yeah
40:35this is very drama time but i'm glad always figured katarina
40:44i'm tired of pretending the fake off is right i don't care if i lose everything if it means i
40:52get you
40:55i am happy to be normal show person it means i'm getting you
41:05i love you jasmine i love you katarina
41:11no one understands how hard it is being the niece of a network president everybody's always like nepple
41:17baby this nepple baby that well aurora banks is here to say i'm bringing justice for nepple babies
41:26max enough the case is closed i never gonna throw my wine
41:36that might be the greatest episode in the history of reality tv well it's a shame no one will ever
41:43get
41:43to see it except the court for greg sentencing because it's for the best you did make an excellent
41:50reality star but we don't need your face out there true i did save one little clip
42:01you need to figure this out there's nothing to figure out okay this is just one co-worker
42:07helping another co-worker with their zipper you can lie to me if it makes it easier to get out
42:13of
42:14this conversation but please just don't lie to yourself i'm not whatever you say sugarplum
42:21but remember george gets out in two weeks then we'll finish our project and you'll end up 10 000
42:27miles away from ellis now if you'll excuse me i have a couple more boxes to dig into for the
42:34office
42:34yes it's almost done
42:43okay
42:49um
42:58max did you bring this in all by yourself are you crazy
43:03the cute delivery guy did oh did he ask about me of course he did of course he did
43:11oh
43:13a big one
43:32We'll see you next time.
43:45We'll see you next time.
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