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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Welsie?
00:34Welsie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex party.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me? I was here first.
01:21Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:26Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:31No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:05I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:34I don't.
02:35I don't.
02:35I don't.
02:38I don't.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53I don't know.
02:54This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:03My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:14Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21But you don't wanna move to Vermont?
03:24No.
03:25Okay, so what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:53Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand, and if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:11It's the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:20It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it, we'll make them text.
04:50No.
04:51No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you?
04:59When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're gonna want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:09originate next.
05:10Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:18Of his comfort between his Appeal and Heine.
05:26I'm too deep.
05:33And the chance of pain??
05:34Oh, there are clearly Tolandaman.
05:35Call me.
05:35Call me.
05:36Call me.
05:36Call me.
05:36Call me.
05:37Call me.
05:37Call me.
05:37Call you.
05:57Uh, what did I say?
06:03Well, hello.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet.
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:33I did.
06:35You lied.
06:36About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:21Oh.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:37I got it.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:40I got it.
07:42You're right.
07:42This is my turn.
07:42This is the last time.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:35I'm sorry, I just need to know it's fine man just just go okay
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well that's what relationships are for honey bun
09:05supporting each other helping each other grow as people
09:10Can all be about sex and fun
09:14Bus almost here gotta go
09:16Well no Garrett can just drive you
09:18It's fine I love a bus
09:20You hate a bus
09:22It's fine
09:25Love you
09:26Happy Thanksgiving
09:27Happy Thanksgiving
09:44All roads lead back to Dean. This is just your ride. Allie this is. Bo Maxwell. Yeah. Joanna Maxwell's little
09:52brother. Oh, yeah, you know Joe? Oh, I don't know her know her but I know her in the way
09:56that she's like a god who walks among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating and now she's in Dea's understudy in Oleana on
10:03Broadway
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic. You're allowed to just call her Joanna. You know that
10:09Okay, sorry. I bet you're so sick of theater talk. What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrilee. No way
10:16These fit on you. Oh, don't get him started. So much. I was in like the sixth row. Shut up
10:21Okay, favorite musical of all time three two one in the heights fuck off stop you guys just met a
10:29second favorite three two one little shop
10:32Oh my god, you guys
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:44You're receiving an education
10:46Here's price
10:49What is this?
10:51She may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde. I may be in love, but I'm not
10:55stupid lady
10:56I got eyes. Oh my god
10:58Oh my god
10:59Oh my god
11:01No, no, no, no, no
11:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't listen to him, Allie, all right? Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest
11:09of us
11:09What? I don't know what you mean by that. Yeah, you do. Dean, you sing?
11:12No, absolutely not. No, Dean was more of a dancer
11:16Stop
11:17Stop
11:17Please tell me there's a video. Oh, there's a video
11:19I will kill you
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good. Why were there sunglasses you asked? No reason. No reason at all
11:31Okay, well you are sending this to me. No, you're not obviously
11:34Need a ride back Friday? Do I get to DJ? Hell yeah, you get DJ?
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make me miserable
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus
11:44Oh, no, no, no, don't listen to him, Allie. He can hitchhike to New York
11:56See you Friday
12:01You're alone now? Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiera now. It's like a whole thing
12:08She's been in London for like a week
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no, yeah, totally
12:18Okay, what's going on?
12:20No, nothing. It's just like everyone's over
12:24Hey, Allie, hey, I can hear your nails
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What? Nobody
12:29It's Shawn
12:29You're backsliding
12:31I am not
12:32Hey, it's okay
12:33It's my dad
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD
12:39But his generation's undiagnosable
12:41Oh, okay
12:43Okay, I should probably go help
12:46Love you, miss you, gobble gobble
13:07Hello
13:10Happy Thanksgiving
13:13Cute
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year
13:20Holy shit
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but
13:27Holy fucking shit
13:30Thanks?
13:37Oh, I mean, seriously, it's like
13:39Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in
13:41The Guggenheim at a baby
13:47Okay
13:47You said this wasn't a date
13:48It's not
13:50Feels like a date
13:51It's not
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss
13:55Happy Thanksgiving
13:58Happy Thanksgiving
14:04Okay
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:08Do you want the tour?
14:08Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably
14:12Your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom
14:15I could literally live in it
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags
14:20Usually we have the Bosque out there, but it's on loan to the Whitney
14:27Okay, let's see it
14:29Okay, let's see it
14:30What?
14:32Your big move
14:33Grand finale
14:34I don't know what you're talking about
14:40Fine
14:42There's a piano in the den and I usually end the tour there
14:45And I talk about the piano
14:47And then they ask if I play and then I say
14:50Kind of
14:52Kind of?
14:53Exactly
14:54Then I sit down and I play Mad World
14:56Mad World?
14:58It's the only song I know
14:59And it works
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Yeah, can you be normal?
15:03It's just me
15:04I am being normal
15:05No, you're not
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer
15:18She's a chaos monster
15:20My dad taught us when we were little
15:22It was a family tradition
15:24That's sweet
15:26It's cutthroat
15:29Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts
15:32We have a place here
15:34Sounds terrible
15:35Mmm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday
15:40Cause otherwise I'd be
15:42You know, I'd be laying on a beach
15:44Day drinking with Nick
15:45And destroying Summer and beach volleyball
15:48God, you lead a tough life dealer in us
15:50The worst
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family though
16:00Seems like you miss them
16:03I'm so glad to be here
16:04And be here
16:04I'm so glad to be here with you
16:06Also
16:10Shit
16:12Never
16:13Ever
16:13Ever
16:14Let the enemy distract you
16:19Kate
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:32I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you to break apart.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Hey.
17:43It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
17:49No, I don't wanna have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
18:00No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
18:10No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:37To be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:42Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously.
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey, what are you? Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York, on Thanksgiving.
19:10Yankee stuff! Yankee stuff!
19:13Hey, Yankee stuff!
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:18Uh, so I took my apple in the hat.
19:21Take a look.
19:22Do you never have a shirt on?
19:26Well, don't stick to the bubble.
19:29Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:37Oh.
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:46I mean, like Hannah's stupid happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's gonna ask that.
20:01They're not gonna ask you that.
20:04I don't think people are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:24Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Allie.
20:29There you stood behind your glasses.
20:35There you stood.
20:37There you stood.
20:38Regret the past, but...
20:40Regretting all the things that passed, but...
20:44Hey.
20:45How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Okay.
20:49Good.
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs.
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses.
21:03In a hazy, yellow world.
21:07Alone enough for me to ask just.
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart that glow.
21:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:21The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky.
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze.
21:41Linkering as you pour.
21:44What?
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:06You hate it.
22:07No, no.
22:08I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I, I really like the melody.
22:12I just, I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it.
22:30But, I mean, the showcase is in two weeks.
22:32And my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35But I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole.
22:40This isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:01Justin, her song fucking sucks and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:05Ooh.
23:06We got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like hearing you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay.
23:15Cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:28I love you, Aussie.
23:38I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single and you'd be abandoning me
24:11to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:21What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurts someone she supposedly loved
24:51and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her.
25:09You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:11Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:37Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:42What are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:45I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:02Okay, you know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Ally Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day and meet his mom and...
26:21Watch him run a 5k.
26:22And then complain about having to watch him run a 5k.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:28Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:30But whether you move on or you get back together with him, bottom line is, I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Ally.
26:38Just know that and believe that.
26:41And totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on 5th line.
27:12Jules?
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh wow, you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time eating Papa Graham, right?
27:28Yeah, it was...
27:29It was fine.
27:34Yeah.
27:36Family.
27:36Sucks.
27:38Um...
27:38Did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:52Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:56Is that still happening?
27:57I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh...
28:03Counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I...
28:05I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot. You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I didn't mean...
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43Hope that you can keep it.
28:44My dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:49Hey, who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:57Who has to know?
28:59Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:04Who has to know?
29:04Who has to know?
29:04Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:05Woo!
29:09Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan.
29:15Who's putting on this killer event?
29:19look at him
29:20doesn't get any better looking than that
29:22and he's single ladies
29:24and we've already raised
29:252,000 bucks for those little canes
29:27but we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys
29:29so get drunk, hit up our silent auction and get some cool shit
29:32sadly, the photo booth
29:34is out of order, but
29:35there's still a lot of fun to be had
29:36the band is taking requests, so scan those QR codes
29:39and let them know what songs you want to hear
29:41alright, you guys ready?
29:44let's have some fun
29:48let me know what I've done wrong
29:51when I've known this all along
29:56so what'd you think?
29:58a very little secret?
30:00that was mine
30:02subtle
30:03just reminding you in case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret
30:06I get that you're worried, but there's no reason we can't
30:08just keep doing what we've been doing
30:09looking up all over your campus?
30:11having fun
30:14just meet me in the bathroom and let's say five minutes
30:16you're delusional
30:18everyone we know is here
30:19and I'm not that kind of girl
30:22what'd you want to be?
30:28take these
30:29to your boys
30:32for the record, I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38go
30:44you see how quick they are?
30:45they're going to capitalize on mistakes
30:47okay, control is key
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you
30:50not a single one
30:51no, no, no, no
30:51Graham, I'm not having this
30:53put that thing away
30:56we have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57we don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey
31:00we go to bars to score
31:01okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02fellas
31:04thank the lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please
31:08oh, no, no
31:08keep talking hockey shit
31:09that's why I came over here
31:11why?
31:12puck bunnies
31:12eleven o'clock
31:29you need more pigs in a blanket
31:31not kidneys
31:32that really doesn't bother you
31:36I trust Garrett
31:38and the puck bunnies are actually kind of cool
31:41yeah
31:43you know what they want
31:46god, it's so hot when someone knows what they want
31:48if you really want a fling, I think you should go for it
31:51you think?
31:52yeah, you're single
31:53embrace that
31:54just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you
31:57someone down for anything
31:58like the anti-Sean
32:00yeah, you make a good point
32:02yeah, someone with zero expectations
32:03who just want sex
32:05just sex
32:10alright, we've got another request
32:13someone goes out to Maverick
32:22check it out
32:23going out on a late night
32:25looking tight, feeling nice
32:27it's a clock fight
32:28I can tell
32:29I just know
32:30that it's going down
32:32tonight
32:35I love it for her back
32:36right?
32:38right?
32:38you are running on the mask we made tonight
32:41just stop and take a second
32:44I was dying before you walked into my life
32:48cause you know it's over
32:51before it began
32:53keep your drink, just give me the money
32:57it's just you and your hand tonight
33:16I'll get back to work
33:29is that your answer?
33:31take a look around
33:32any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:39well
33:40well
33:40guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42cause you know it's over
33:46before it began
33:48keep your drink, just give me the money
33:51it's just you and your hand
33:56you and your hand
33:59is next one
34:00for fans of One Direction
34:01hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06and not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10uh, general hard ass
34:13what's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:16ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18they've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20are they close?
34:21they're on a ten game streak
34:23so they close
34:24if we lose
34:26they'll be number one in the conference
34:27shit
34:29that's what's in his head right now
34:30but
34:31there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:33we need people drunk
34:34and happy
34:34and spending money
34:36can you help?
34:38aye aye, Captain
34:41thanks
34:42and uh
34:44thanks
34:45for
34:46all this
34:48what are friends for?
34:49oh
34:49I just wanna take you anywhere
34:51cause you like
34:52we can go out
34:53any day
34:54any night
34:55baby
34:55I'll take you
34:56I'll take you
34:57I'll take you
34:58I'll take you
34:58I'll take you
35:01uh
35:01a little bird told me
35:03that you freshmen need to get off your asses
35:05and go sell some raffle tickets
35:06it's Logan
35:07was it Logan?
35:08it was Logan
35:12it's Logan
35:13okay
35:13this is a party
35:14and?
35:15parties are supposed to be fun
35:17hmm
35:17so is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain
35:21so
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23well others have suggested you might be boring everyone to bet
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30this fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31it's sweet
35:32sweet doesn't win games
35:34yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good though
35:38thank you
35:43happy to talk to him yet?
35:47uh, yeah, I know soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51like Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53or our song
35:55which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57but I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00so I really don't know what it should be about
36:01but it should not be about yellow haze
36:04hmm
36:06well maybe we work on
36:07yeah
36:07wording of that
36:08yeah
36:13okay party people
36:15a few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value
36:19so if you act fast you could get them for a steal
36:22a steal
36:23now, um, I know there are mostly Austin fans in the house
36:27that's right
36:27yeah
36:28yeah
36:29and as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad desperate existence that
36:34ow New York
36:35get out of here
36:37hey Della
36:38we love you
36:39but this one
36:40this one
36:42this one
36:42this one's part of the family
36:43I have box seats
36:45to a New York Rangers game
36:47and a meet and greet
36:48with the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54yes
36:54so don't be cheap
36:55did you?
36:56it's a once in a lifetime home opportunity for all the
36:57beautiful
36:58intelligence
37:01and that's right Vegas fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Gary
37:05thank you
37:05did you call my fucking dad?
37:08hey
37:08I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:10please
37:10hey
37:13what the hell dude he just donated
37:14did you call my dad?
37:16yeah
37:17look Phil gives something every year
37:19alright
37:19you obviously just didn't ask him right
37:21that's not
37:24he's
37:24a self-centered pompous asshole
37:26yeah my mom is in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29okay
37:29but who cares alright
37:31it's for a good cause
37:32you don't know what you're talking about
37:33never once considered why I didn't want you to call
37:35are you kidding?
37:36all we ever do
37:37is think about what you want
37:41do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42genuine question
37:43cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46this fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:48it's
37:49it's not all about money
37:51spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53back for a second set
37:55ladies and gentlemen
37:56give it up
37:57for after hours
38:02alright we're gonna take a break from requests
38:05we're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07it's an original
38:08written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19you didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24oh you didn't know
38:25shh
38:26hey well on the bright side
38:28you're about to find out if it's any good
38:29maybe people will love it
38:36oh god
38:36alone enough for me to ask you
38:39alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43at those weaving through the walls here
38:45keeping secrets in the night
38:48we are indivisible
38:51together we're a noble grind
38:54light
38:55the dull
38:55oh-oh-oh-oh
38:58delle
39:24I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow hands.
39:31No, it's catchy.
39:33It's catchy.
39:37Yellow, yellow.
39:43Yellow, yellow.
39:51There you are.
39:54What did you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready.
40:00I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02It's supposed to grab people.
40:04Make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:11They're poetic.
40:13We need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Kind of, stop fucking with my head.
40:21I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it.
40:24I put my heart on the line.
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:34Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:37You wanna feel something, Hannah?
40:42Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
40:49I'm done.
41:14I'm done.
41:15Congratulations.
41:16To all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted, but not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests, changes of heart, remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:46Okay, yeah, good night
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird
42:13Change your mind
42:14No, maybe
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so
42:19Amazing
42:21Bad, I feel bad
42:23Guilty
42:23Wait, are you Kathleen?
42:25No, I'm just a girl
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:29Before I can figure out what I'm feeling
42:30And I can't even do that right now
42:32Because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head
42:36I don't even know what to think
42:37Then don't
42:38Don't think
42:40Tell me what you want
42:44Alley, Kat
42:47Tell me what you want
42:50And this is not a relationship
42:51Okay, no strings, no feelings
42:53Just sex
42:54Just fucking kiss
43:06Meet at night in an hour
43:26This is a party
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun
43:31Are you having fun?
43:32Not really
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really
43:36Justin and I broke up
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend
43:40About another guy
43:41I have two weeks to write another song
43:44There's plenty of time
43:46You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:50We'll be fine
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad
43:53Could have been an opening
43:54To tell him
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving
44:00What you told me
44:02Phil's a dick
44:04Logan knows that
44:05Everybody does
44:07That's all they have to know
44:08Ew, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win
44:11He nods
44:13And when I lose
44:13He says nothing
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone
44:20Jensen, Logan
44:21They care about you
44:23I don't need them to know
44:26I mean, that's why I have you
44:29I trust you
44:36You wanna go home?
44:37I wish
44:38I told Della I'd oversee clean up
44:40And I really should get started on the song
44:43Okay, you go
44:44I'll stay at my place tonight
44:45You sure?
44:47Yeah
44:47You get some sleep
44:48For the game tomorrow
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me
44:59They're trying to win
45:01Which you will
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says
45:06I heart diagram
45:06Might be kind of hard to spot you
45:08There are a lot of those signs
45:11I hate you
45:11I love you too
45:15See you tomorrow
45:16Yeah
45:43Lookin' on for something real
46:07Fuck me
46:09No
46:38Noes
46:39I got a bar of clothes.
46:41Sorry, going.
46:57Are we kidding?
47:02Every song.
47:08Oh, shit.
47:09What?
47:11Okay, wait, you gotta go.
47:12Like, right now, Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't...
47:14Okay, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle!
47:18Hustle!
47:19You look so good.
47:20Shut up!
47:25Go.
47:25Okay, bye.
47:39I...
47:40Oh, shit.
47:44You forgot your check.
47:49I...
47:52Sean, I...
47:53We just broke up, Al.
47:56I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:07Sean.
48:11All right, night, guys.
48:12Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney,
48:15you just gotta do what Jesus says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center.
48:20Aaron Delaney.
48:21Dude's a beast.
48:22St. A's News Center.
48:53I'm not alone, I'm dying to feel.
48:58Touching a grave that isn't real.
49:03Touching a ghost that I can't see.
49:07But the ghost is me.
49:12I'll take him to one piece of cake.
49:17I can't tell from away.
49:21There is a ghost that stares at you.
49:26The ghost is me.
49:31The ghost is me.
49:45I'll go through the floor, walk through walls, looking at pictures in the hall.
49:55I'll stare at you so I can see.
50:00The ghost is me.
50:04The ghost is me.
50:10The ghost is me.
50:22The ghost is me.
50:28The ghost is me.
50:40The ghost is me.
50:45The ghost is me.
50:46The ghost is me.
50:47The ghost is me.
50:55The ghost is me.
50:58The ghost is me.
51:00The ghost is me.
51:03The ghost is me.
51:04The ghost is me.
51:05The ghost is me.
51:07The ghost is me.
51:10The ghost is me.
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