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00:09Oh, she's a winner baby. I wanted to disco so bad. I was ready to give the Selena bitch.
00:18And the best part about it is the girls are mad. Us hoes, we really killed that challenge. And I'm
00:24so excited that we don't have to worry about passing out MVQ points. That feels so sickening.
00:31Congratulations, both of y'all. Thank you. Thank you, guys. The scoreboard leader. And
00:37I have three STDs. I didn't realize you had a third leg. I should have brought out my third
00:43leg. It makes sense that y'all won. You know, we struggle with the singing over here a little
00:49bit with our group, although we pulled through. Yes, I'm not the greatest singer, but I still
00:53gave a great performance and I'm proud of it. I thought I was going to hear Silky's name
00:58up there for some reason. I just wanted to, I don't know. I am fighting the demons on the
01:06inside. And I'm trying to like literally keep it together because this is my fourth time on
01:10this show. This is all of y'all's second time. I don't want the strategy to come in so much,
01:16you know, that y'all are like holding that against me. Because just like y'all worked to
01:21be here, I worked equally as hard. That's really what I'm feeling right now. I know these hoes
01:26already say that they see me as big competition. And now these girls can knock me off my game.
01:31Because in reality, if you have zero points week one, you ain't moving forward, baby. So I better
01:37at least get one point. I ain't too proud to be it. And that's all I'm going to say. If
01:42you see it,
01:42you like it. If I get one point, two point, three point, four, I don't know what y'all going
01:47to do,
01:47but I still do. All right. I think that I made up my mind. April is my duet partner. And
01:54she's a part of my Threat Selection Alliance. So I hope in my heart that I'll have her point.
01:59Who's going first? Ladies. I'll go first. Oh, yay. Yay. I'll give this to Selena just because
02:07we really bonded. You didn't scream at me. We're my amazing boys. So thank you, sister.
02:14Gracias, mi amor. I wanted to give my point to Selena because we worked together and I was
02:19grateful for her. It wasn't really because of the Alliance, but it ended up being kind
02:25of in the Alliance. So I guess I am an Alliance, but I'm not. So in this moment, sure. Let's
02:34just play the game. I think I'm going to stay true to LA and my scene partner, because without
02:40you, at the end of the day, I could not have done as good as I did. And yes, I
02:43did pick
02:44up a lot of the slack, bitch. So I feel like, thank you for this.
02:47Gracias, mi amor. Te quiero mucho. Igual, bebe. Te amo.
02:50Me and Selena talked about the Pepec Alliance, but she gave her point to April and I don't
02:54blame her because I was in the top two, but I'm going to keep my eyes on her.
02:57I will be giving my point to Ornacea.
03:06Which one? You brought nine.
03:08Exactly. Miss Silky, because child, you are a relentless lady and I love everything that
03:15you do and I want to see you keep moving forward.
03:17Thank you. Well, Vivacious, what you did and produced had great energy and that deserves
03:24to be rewarded. Thank you so, so very much. Truly appreciate it.
03:28Thank you. Thank you, Silky. Thanks for looking out.
03:32Let's get out of here. Week one is now in the books.
03:37The wig is on. The wig is on. The wig is on.
03:40Everyone stuck to their partner this MVQ ceremony. But don't let that fool you.
03:47This competition is every queen for herself and it's all about how you play the social
03:51game. I have an alliance. You do? Don't tell me.
03:56And I only have one rule. It could be with you, it could be with you, it could be with
04:00you.
04:01When you're good to mother, mother will be good to you.
04:05She's trouble. Fuck you, bitch. Hey, I heard you say, watch her struggle to get up.
04:09I did say.
04:12Girl, but guess what? It was really in my mind because I am struggling.
04:17It's a new day.
04:19Bam.
04:20Ferra.
04:21Hi ladies.
04:23Good morning.
04:23Good morning.
04:24Oh look at Silky.
04:26You better work.
04:28Baby, it's a new week. Week one, I wasn't in the top. Week two will be the rebuild because
04:36I'm only one point behind Aura. I know I can make that up. Baby, I'm feeling so great I done
04:42I'm gonna put on my good hair.
04:47What's the inspo today, bitch?
04:49You know what the inspo was today?
04:51What?
04:52To be that bitch.
04:54No, bitch, this is crazy.
04:56It looks like a piñata.
05:03The shade will reveal itself.
05:05The shade will reveal itself.
05:07People, I am so surprised by you.
05:09You know what's good about piñatas?
05:10What?
05:11They're filled with the goodies.
05:17Oh, girl!
05:19She's all ready to have hers.
05:22Those who can, do.
05:24Those who can't, just watch a YouTube video.
05:29Wait a look at that.
05:30Hello, hello, hello.
05:32Hi!
05:34Come on, Blazer.
05:35Mags for days.
05:36Good morning, all-stars.
05:38Good morning.
05:39You know, one good idea could change the world.
05:43So for this week's Maxi Challenge, I want you to write, produce, and perform your very own
05:49how-to videos.
05:50All right.
05:52Okay.
05:53All right.
05:53Now, as all stars, you need to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to teach the children on a
06:01subject of your choice.
06:02But remember, to make it fun and informative.
06:07And most importantly, keep it short and sweet.
06:11That's the hard part for me.
06:13The sweetness.
06:15Because I know some of y'all gonna want to go on and on and on.
06:19But trust and believe.
06:21Ain't nobody got time for that.
06:23Silky.
06:25They're already cocking you, girl.
06:27Mama Ru called me out, so I have to make her proud.
06:31Oh!
06:34I breathe, Silky.
06:35All-stars, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
06:40All right.
06:41All right.
06:43Here we go.
06:44Time to work.
06:45Yes.
06:46Are you excited?
06:47I love this kind of challenge.
06:49Hell yeah.
06:50For this week's Maxi Challenge, we have to write, produce, and perform how-to instructional videos.
06:56Okay, let's start writing.
06:57I'm feeling good.
06:58Okay, yeah.
06:58We gotta get this together.
06:59Let's figure this out.
06:59Baby, this challenge is what I do.
07:02I love to write.
07:03I have so many screenplays I'm working on.
07:05I write storyboards all the time.
07:07I produce my own content.
07:08So this is in my blood.
07:10We only have 30 minutes to shoot and we're directing and this is stressful.
07:15How many pages are these?
07:16Oh my god.
07:17This challenge, I think it's gonna be a challenge.
07:19What are you doing?
07:20Okay, so I am obsessed with zombies.
07:25I lay in bed and think about zombies so I can dream about zombies.
07:29Isn't that...
07:29Why, bitch?
07:30That's weird!
07:32I feel like the main key here is to make RuPaul laugh.
07:35You're gonna teach how to escape a zombie apocalypse?
07:36Not escape it, but survive it.
07:39That's wild!
07:40But I'm not a natural comedian.
07:42As you all know, I got eliminated in my season.
07:45I'm doing a comedy challenge.
07:46Any hole is gold.
07:49You didn't pop for me.
07:50So I will be pushing myself because I'm only one point ahead of most of these girls.
07:55And I don't feel really secure.
07:59Okay, so April, last week, Mama Chula, you wanted to sing and you didn't know how.
08:05So what are you gonna do this week that you actually know how to do?
08:09Mira, there's not a lot of things that I know how to do.
08:12So I don't know.
08:14It's got me thinking.
08:15Maybe I do like to eat and like maybe do something like a Puerto Rican dish, but I cannot cook.
08:22Wait a minute.
08:23You can't cook.
08:23You can't sing.
08:25April, okay.
08:26I can be good company.
08:27Then you might want to change this to how to be a good companion.
08:32Yes.
08:33I don't know how this how-to video is gonna play out.
08:36I typically don't talk a lot in drag.
08:38Mira, I don't do a lot of teaching.
08:41That's why I don't want to have daughters.
08:43Well, April, I think you have so much to say.
08:45Okay, so we gotta just dial in, focus.
08:47I ain't reading you no more.
08:48I gotta get my work done.
08:49Well, don't make it easy for me to read you.
08:51Look at you.
08:51You look like a fucking car watch right now.
08:54I literally just said we got to tone down the reading so we can focus.
08:58I'm just grabbing your outfit.
09:00Okay, so I'm gonna need that garlic again, honey.
09:04How much garlic is in her?
09:06Jamaicans always use garlic.
09:07We put garlic on everything.
09:08I don't think a vampire will ever try to show up to a Jamaican's house.
09:11Ever since I've been around you, I can tell there's less vampires around me already.
09:15Vivacious vampire slayer.
09:17My how-to video is about how to jerk Jamaican jerk chicken.
09:22Jerk chicken is a very flavorful dish.
09:24It's like crack on chicken.
09:26I'm looking forward to see what you're gonna put over there.
09:28You know what?
09:29I don't think I even fully know what's to come yet.
09:32It's gonna get crazy.
09:33Well, you know.
09:34With you, I gotta watch out for you, Miss Dark Horse.
09:37Crystal Method, she don't talk.
09:40She just executes.
09:41She won't tell you that she could beat you up ten ways till Monday.
09:44You'll just wake up on Monday and realize you got beat up.
09:47That's why she's the dark horse.
09:49We also have to make this funny.
09:51And I feel like that's gonna be very easy to do with jerking some chicken.
09:55Uh-huh.
09:56Do you jerk any other thing?
09:57I'm a good Christian woman.
09:59I did never.
10:00Me too.
10:01That's too vulgar.
10:02Never in front of the congregation, okay?
10:07I'm still kind of like eyeing the girls around, as we should.
10:11Silky's such a big personality.
10:12I am.
10:13We're talking about how great you'll do for this challenge, sister.
10:16Oh, thank you.
10:17Yes, I'm complimenting you.
10:18No, you know what?
10:19And I received that.
10:20But you know why I'm that hostile with it?
10:22Okay.
10:22Because usually it's April.
10:24But April's right next to me.
10:25Mm.
10:26So I'm sorry to put that energy on you.
10:28No, no, no.
10:28You guys got something to work on.
10:30I don't know what's going on over there.
10:31April, I feel like Silky wants to you.
10:33I think she's obsessed with me.
10:35How did I get paired with this bitch?
10:36Me too, not a pair.
10:37Let me tell you something.
10:38Hold on.
10:38So y'all are trying to make an alliance over there or something?
10:41You said paired.
10:41What's going on here?
10:42No, we're definitely not here.
10:43Well, you got an alliance, bitch?
10:45No.
10:45First off, we're enemies.
10:47That's when I say you got an enemy alliance all of a sudden.
10:49No, no, no, no.
10:49I'm just being community servers.
10:54I don't know what to expect with this bracket when it comes to alliances and giving out the points.
10:58So I need to see if I can solidify my alliance with Selena.
11:02Okay, so if I'm in the bottom four.
11:05Hey, hey.
11:05Okay, you have to be quiet when you're strategizing an alliance.
11:09See, this is why you're here.
11:10I'm not good at strategy.
11:11And I hope that it works for me.
11:13Because right now, I'm a little nervous about my chances in today's challenge.
11:17It's the Peck Peck Alliance.
11:18I got you.
11:19That's a shady laugh.
11:30Doki, what are you doing?
11:31I'm going to decorate a cake.
11:33What are you doing, April?
11:34I'm doing tostones.
11:35I was also going to cook something.
11:37Wait, are we all doing food?
11:39This is becoming a cooking class, bitch.
11:44Face crack.
11:45Wait, can I ask a question?
11:46Sure.
11:46When you wash your chicken, you don't use soap, right?
11:50What the ah, ah, definitely not eat nothing you're cooking.
11:53Wash your chicken with vinegar.
11:55With vinegar?
11:56And lime.
11:56No, I don't even wash my chicken.
11:58They said don't wash it, because it will dry it out.
12:00Who told you that?
12:02The influencer I wash on TikTok.
12:04Wash your chicken.
12:05You better wash your chicken, girl.
12:06Maybe that's why I have my BS.
12:06You better wash your chicken, girl.
12:09Hello, Lady Kim.
12:11Oh!
12:12Hi!
12:13Hi!
12:14Hey, Vivacious.
12:15Ooh!
12:16You're back, back, back in the competition.
12:19I am back, back, back again, honey.
12:21Does it feel like the next day after, or does it feel very different from when you were here?
12:26Years later, honey.
12:27Yeah.
12:27What are you doing a how-to video on?
12:29Okay, so I'm doing a how-to video on how to make Jamaican jerk chicken.
12:32You know, I got to spy on Michelle directing you in the recording session a little bit.
12:38Uh-huh.
12:38And no move faking it.
12:40Don't drop.
12:40Mother has arrived.
12:42I want to feel it.
12:43It took her a while to get you to loosen up.
12:45What's that about?
12:47I don't know.
12:48You know, just trying to take it in and process.
12:50Well, let me just say this.
12:51Loosen up.
12:52Have some fun.
12:53I will.
12:53We not gonna hurt you.
12:54I know you won't.
12:55I'm with family.
12:56Yes.
12:57The judges said I was a little tight and a little bit tense in last week's challenge.
13:01And, you know, I'm part Klingon and quite stoic.
13:04But you know what?
13:05As an all-star player, it is my job to always push myself as a queen.
13:09As I says, A-T-M-E.
13:11Add into my entity.
13:12Okay?
13:13Hey, April.
13:14You're a daddy, aren't you?
13:15I'm a little daddy, yeah.
13:16You've turned into a little daddy.
13:18Yeah.
13:19What's your how-to video about?
13:20It's about making tostones.
13:23Okay.
13:23Which is my favorite dish.
13:24It comes from the plantains.
13:26Oh, those are good.
13:27Does this challenge play to your strengths?
13:30In drag, I usually don't talk a lot.
13:33Like, I feel comfortable in doing looks and doing performances and getting my point of view across visually more than
13:39anything.
13:40But I don't have a doubt I can do a great job here.
13:42I'm so fucking nervous because this is not something I typically do in drag.
13:46Well, I cannot wait to learn how to make tostones.
13:50Yes, you're gonna love them.
13:51But I'm heading head first into the challenge because I need some points to make it to the semi-finals.
13:57My boo-hey.
13:58Hi, Aura.
13:59Hi.
14:00What is your instructional how-to video gonna be about?
14:03My idea is how to survive a zombie apocalypse in drag.
14:06Has drag saved you in your life?
14:09Absolutely.
14:10Especially during the time when my father passed away.
14:12Mm-hmm.
14:13And it was really tough.
14:15I don't want to cry.
14:18My dad has supported me since I was a kid, even though I always felt shame about myself.
14:24He would open up the conversations about being gay.
14:27You know, I love to dance and I love to sing.
14:29And he pushed me to go out there in the streets.
14:31He would take the speakers and stereos out and play it in the streets so kids could watch me dance
14:37and sing.
14:37So when he passed away, I just felt like I lost like a big part of myself.
14:43Yeah.
14:43But drag became my outlet.
14:45I felt like I could kind of escape that reality and go on stage and, you know, just live free.
14:52You carry him with you.
14:54I do.
14:54You know that.
14:55You carry him with you.
14:56It's a great, great strength that you have to have had that support.
15:01I'm very lucky.
15:03So now are you on social media?
15:05Yeah, I am.
15:05I do a lot of makeup tutorial.
15:08Are you funny in these videos?
15:10They're not really funny.
15:11I'm not really a comedian.
15:13The key is what you said earlier is that there was shame when your father would bring up being gay.
15:18If you stop judging you, the funny will come out.
15:23Right.
15:24So Crystal, currently you have the most points.
15:27Yes, I do.
15:29Do you feel that you understand how this competition works?
15:33I think so.
15:34I think the last time I felt so overwhelmed, especially being by queens that I felt were just more experienced
15:40and prepared than I was.
15:41But you know, when I think about you, I remember that you did really well.
15:45That's why I asked.
15:47Well, I didn't do really well the whole time.
15:49It took a little bit to warm up.
15:51So that's why winning this first challenge has been very special.
15:53So what is your how-to video?
15:56I was going to make a banana split.
15:58Okay.
15:59I have concerns because almost all of us are doing food-related videos.
16:02So I'm hoping that the girls aren't approaching it in the same way that I am.
16:07Have you made a banana split before?
16:08I've made a banana split.
16:09I am not a chef, a cook, but this is ingredients you just add together.
16:13Okay.
16:13This is not your Martha Stewart cooking video.
16:17This is something much more sick and twisted.
16:20Make it memeable and memorable.
16:23Exactly.
16:23These girls are going to be sharing it all over.
16:26It's going viral.
16:28Well, there's an ointment for that.
16:30I sure hope so.
16:32Selena's titties.
16:33You've turned into a daddy too, haven't you?
16:36So what are you going to make a video about?
16:38I think I want to teach, you know, how to keep your man from cheating on you.
16:42It's kind of my idea.
16:43Ooh, good luck, girl.
16:43A dog don't hunt, honey.
16:46Are you in a relationship?
16:47No.
16:48With Christ?
16:50If he'd have me.
16:54So how does one keep their man at home?
16:57Intimidation.
16:58Oh, intimidation.
16:59Yeah, rope, you know, a chainsaw perhaps.
17:01You got to get creative these days.
17:03Now, okay, so you haven't won a maxi challenge.
17:06What are you going to do to win?
17:07I think I'm going to take mine in a very, like, cinematic realm.
17:10Yeah.
17:10The thing is, I'm a little extra.
17:12I'm going to have some puppetry and characters.
17:15I'm going to put my Steven S. Spielberg hat on
17:17and really give you something that these other girls could never give you.
17:21Right now, I have one singular point.
17:24That does not feel good.
17:25So I am being very ambitious with this.
17:28But listen, I'm only ambitious because I know I can do it.
17:32That's the move.
17:34That's it.
17:37You know you are crazy.
17:39I am.
17:40You certainly are.
17:41What is your instructional how-to video going to be about?
17:44Mine is how to decorate a birthday cake for your boyfriend that is dating you out of convenience.
17:49Okay.
17:49I'm doing this based on a true story.
17:52Oh.
17:52This is the last guy I dated.
17:53And I literally made him a birthday cake for his birthday.
17:56And on my birthday, he got me absolutely nothing.
17:59And did you drop him?
18:00On my birthday.
18:01On your birthday, he came in empty handed and you said, you gots to go.
18:05It's done.
18:05Okay.
18:06Yeah.
18:07I love it.
18:08Now listen, you are a special child.
18:09You cook.
18:10You dance.
18:10You sing.
18:11You do great makeup.
18:12You're funny.
18:13You do it all.
18:13Now, of course, the key is to condense all this silkiness in this how-to video.
18:19Y'all know it take me a long time to get it all out.
18:22Because I love talking.
18:23You ain't going to be disappointed.
18:25All right.
18:25Good.
18:25But RuPaul done told the bitch don't be doing too much.
18:28So, this week, I got to show that I can hone in my brain and execute in it.
18:36I feel good.
18:37I look good.
18:38Let's do it.
18:39Let's walk and talk.
18:42Where's her chodi song?
18:43Y'all see some titty, right?
18:46Okay, so this is going to be the birth of a cherry baby.
18:50Um, she's still nursing.
18:51It's time to film our how-to videos.
18:53Does the baby come out stem first?
18:55Stem first, definitely.
18:56It's so exciting to be on set.
18:58We get to work with the green screen.
19:00Do costume changes.
19:01Yeah, so then just shake them up and down like that.
19:04So, kind of like this.
19:06Great.
19:06Perfect.
19:07You know.
19:07You've done this.
19:08I think that I am going to be a fantastic director because I'm a woman that knows what she wants
19:12and I'm not going to settle for anything less.
19:15I am one bossy banana.
19:17Think about plate presentation, you know.
19:19Mmm.
19:20Thanks, Crystal.
19:21Happier.
19:22More excited.
19:23Mmm.
19:24Thanks, Crystal.
19:25That was the one.
19:27And now, boys, step aside.
19:29This is my moment.
19:30So, just kind of go, whatever.
19:33Be very slow.
19:34Don't run at me.
19:35For the how-to video, I am in a zombie apocalypse.
19:39I watch all the zombie movies and I would be so proud to bring some comedy to the zombie apocalypse
19:44universe.
19:45Let me hit you three times and then fall.
19:46Alright, cool.
19:52Die!
19:53Because-
19:54Yeah, I'm obsessed.
19:56This one's perfect.
19:58Do we want to get a camera to come get this from this angle?
20:01We have a camera right above your head there.
20:03Oh, shit.
20:04Alright.
20:05Vivacious, can you do a sound that you want them to make?
20:08Oh!
20:10Mmm.
20:14I want to make RuPaul laugh with this video and just show my personality.
20:19So, right now, I'm trying to be quirky, funny, sexy.
20:23Mmm, mmm, mmm.
20:25I haven't done this with nails, fuck.
20:30Till my nails fell off.
20:32Oh, jeez.
20:33Who are you?
20:34I'm the real you, bitch.
20:36What?
20:36My how-to video is telling you how to not be a dummy, bitch, when a man is using you.
20:42Did you want to run that a couple of times?
20:44Just for perfection.
20:46Hopefully, I get inspired.
20:48Some of these other dumb girls that just want to be in love, too.
20:51Oh, pool boy.
20:53You are very handsome.
20:55The pool boy is looking scrum-dilly yum-yum.
20:58Get up on that thing, baby.
20:59The boys love to eat my cake from behind.
21:02The gutter's gonna be squeaky clean tonight.
21:04All right.
21:05You one delusional bitch.
21:08Girl, I'm all over this man.
21:10This man is just like, mm-hmm, whatever.
21:13It's triggering because that's kind of how my boyfriend would.
21:18I'm selling cake after this, you guys.
21:20It's gonna be $10 a slice.
21:22I want y'all to be licking your lips and making, like, moan and sound.
21:25So that's you.
21:27Chorizo.
21:30Chorizo.
21:31Chorizo.
21:32Chorizo.
21:33Ready for my favorite ingredient?
21:34Chorizo.
21:36Chorizo.
21:38The more you dance, the better the taste.
21:41Honey, we are getting fully loose because what Mother Rue wants, Mother Rue gets.
21:47Like, go all in.
21:50Yes.
21:52Yes.
21:53Oil up in that chicken.
21:55Sign up for this.
21:57Can I get a napkin?
21:58Let's get her in the chair with him in the room.
22:00I feel so at home on set, baby.
22:02This is what I live for.
22:03And today, I have my puppet named Lil Chalupe.
22:06Where the fuck is her hole?
22:07We don't have time, Lil Chalupe.
22:09Put it in.
22:10Okay, there we go.
22:11There's a green screen suit that I have to wear so you don't see me so I can operate her.
22:16And then she does the chorizo thing on the stove.
22:17Got it.
22:18And then she feeds him the taco.
22:20That's the last part.
22:22Listen, this is what you want from a director.
22:25Someone who's willing to get in there and do the dirty work and get the job done.
22:28Okay.
22:29Just, just me.
22:29Alright, let's.
22:30Okay, we're good.
22:33I'm sorry.
22:33I'm doing the most, but I hope it's gonna pay off in the end.
22:36Let's go.
22:37Top two.
22:38That's what I'm really feeling.
22:40Can we untie your product?
22:45Hello, hello.
22:47She wanna be me so bad.
22:48No, you wanna be me so bad.
22:49Girl, you wanna be me so bad.
22:51You know you saw the girl with the skirt and then you wanna have it involved.
22:54It's runway day.
22:56April saw me and she was like, let me go change.
23:00Don't even.
23:00Don't even.
23:01You such a liar.
23:02I said, girl.
23:03The judges is gonna praise me.
23:05They're gonna love everything that I did.
23:07They're gonna love the runway.
23:10And they're gonna give me perfect critiques.
23:12At least that's what's going on in my mind.
23:14How do you feel you did in your video?
23:16I think I did good.
23:18Now, I won't lie.
23:19There's one thing that Ru did say specifically to me.
23:21She said, make sure that you make it tight.
23:23And I cut a lot of stuff out on my script.
23:26How about you, Crystal?
23:28How was your video?
23:29My video went well.
23:30Okay.
23:31It's gonna be wacky.
23:32I don't really know where I stand at this point, like in this challenge, cause we didn't
23:36see each other.
23:37Mm-hmm.
23:39So you've always dreamt that the zombie thing is the zombie thing smashed now?
23:41Are you like good?
23:42I still want it to happen for real.
23:46Wouldn't you?
23:46No!
23:47Just for a month?
23:48No!
23:48Hey!
23:49So it went well?
23:50I think so.
23:51This is not my forte, but I did what I could.
23:55I turned it out.
23:56You got some good momentum already with your points and your wins.
23:58But like what's tough is I already have this, right?
24:01And then I feel like they're gonna look at me and like, okay, we're not gonna give her
24:04any points, so.
24:07Okay.
24:07So if I'm not top two this week, I have a lot of work to do here to make sure
24:11that I
24:12can solidify those MVQ points tonight.
24:17Right now, I have my pack pack alliance with Miss Aura.
24:20I have a potential tres leches with my LA Latina girls, Crystal and April.
24:24Right now we have two leches, you know, from two titties.
24:27Now we have one more leche giving orifice and that name is Crystal.
24:31I don't know what that means, but that...
24:35You get what I was going with.
24:38Me and April were talking because we're an LA girl and Latina too.
24:44So we were thinking like we could watch out for each other.
24:47What the hell?
24:48Why is Selena whispering to other people?
24:50I don't like that.
24:51I want to trust her so badly because we do have a friendship.
24:55But Selena is a big game player and I feel like they're cooking something up.
25:00I mean, I wanna be a part of everything, but I'm scared.
25:04No, of course.
25:05There's no commitment, but it's available.
25:07Alliances make me a little nervous, but this tres leches alliance could really work to my benefit.
25:13Selena and April already have less points from me, so if I can continue to rack up their points as
25:18we go.
25:18A little point here, a little point there.
25:20I would love to let it return to this.
25:23We have to see how everything unfolds.
25:25Yeah.
25:26Tres leches is officially an idea.
25:30It's not established necessarily, but it's in the works, okay?
25:33We're milking the cow.
25:35We're making the cake.
25:36Is the tres leches gonna come out of the oven or not?
25:38Do you put tres leches in the oven?
25:43We're letting it marinate, okay?
25:45I have some girls in my pocket.
25:46I just hope that you guys remember how nice I am to y'all.
25:50Were you?
25:51I am.
25:52You know we love you.
25:53We remember you, honey.
25:55And I love you.
25:56And I'm just so happy that you're here.
25:57If Selena's gonna play her own game, I'm gonna play my game.
26:01The first week, we were just very close and worked with our partners.
26:06And I feel like I haven't really talked to you yet, so.
26:10Ooh.
26:11Does she wanna know me?
26:12No.
26:13Does she wanna know my points?
26:14Yes.
26:15Because she can't trust her own good duties.
26:17Or as I should say, good Judas.
26:20I feel your vibe.
26:21I feel your energy.
26:23Uh-huh.
26:23And I gravitate towards great energy.
26:25Keep talking.
26:26Tell me.
26:26Tell me I'm pretty.
26:28But I think it might be advantageous to me.
26:31Because I need them MVQ points.
26:36Well, I wanna say, like, even if I do win today, I would still appreciate your points.
26:41Even if you do win?
26:42Even if I do win.
26:43Uh-uh.
26:44I'll give you a hug.
26:45But if you win, you ain't getting more points, bitch.
26:47Uh-uh-uh.
26:48So if I lose, you gonna give me your points?
26:50Well, I don't know.
26:51Let's see your video.
26:53Why are you such a hater?
26:55–
26:56–
26:59Michelle Visage!
27:01In honor of our extra special guest judge, what's your favorite line from the movie Showgirls?
27:07I'm erect, why aren't you erect?
27:10Hey, who says I'm not?
27:13Ding, ding, ding!
27:15Style superstar Carson Presley.
27:18Nice jacket.
27:19Thanks, it's of her face.
27:22And the gorgeous Gina Gershon.
27:24Welcome to our show, girl.
27:27Aw, thanks a lot, Ru.
27:28You know, you make me feel like a hooker.
27:30Well, you are a whore, darling.
27:32You take the cash, you cash the check,
27:35you show them what they want to see.
27:39Yay!
27:40This week we challenged our all-stars
27:42to write, produce, and perform
27:44their very own how-to videos.
27:46And tonight on the runway, category is
27:49Barn This Way.
27:51A look inspired by life on the farm.
27:54I feel seen.
27:56All-stars, start your engines
27:58and may the best drag queen win.
28:04Category is Barn This Way.
28:07A first April Carrion.
28:10Oh, hey, girl, hey.
28:12This look is made out of hay.
28:16Baby, she's the queen of la hacienda.
28:18Mmm, she gives me fever.
28:20Hay fever.
28:23It's inspired by the sombrero called pava,
28:26which the workers used to use in the fields in Puerto Rico.
28:29These earrings are una amapola,
28:31which is a typical flower of Puerto Rico.
28:33And in one earrings, el coqui.
28:35The little frog that sings at night,
28:37coqui, coqui, coqui.
28:39Now that's what I call a hat on a hat on a hat.
28:42But does anyone still wear a hat on a hat on a hat?
28:45Just come back when I step on the runway.
28:47Up next, Aura Mayori.
28:49Who let the aura out?
28:50Who, who, who, who?
28:52Hoot, hoot.
28:53I am wearing a glamorous barn owl look.
28:57All white dress with all the feathers on the chest
29:01kind of protruding out of my shoulders.
29:03And I also have this really beautiful owl headpiece.
29:06I know she's a barn owl, but I'm more familiar with barn swallows.
29:10Barn owls, they're known to be silent killers,
29:12they're very sly, and they're very territorial.
29:15It's giving aura.
29:17Come up and pluck me sometime.
29:22Up next, Crystal Method.
29:25Who ordered the chicken?
29:27I did.
29:28This look is poultry in motion.
29:30It's so extra.
29:32It's covered in sequin and feathers trimmed with ostrich.
29:36Yes, that's right, a chicken and ostrich.
29:38Old MacDonald had a huge cock.
29:40Okay.
29:41Yes, he did.
29:44It's crazy and a little bit scary.
29:47Girl, there ain't no cage that can hold this chicken.
29:50This must be Colonel Sanders' side taste.
29:56Up next, Selena as titties.
29:58I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your dressin'.
30:02I'm giving Selena win for a roll in the hay.
30:05Hey.
30:06This is a completely couture, hand-sewn garment.
30:09Every single hay is hand-stitched.
30:11The corset is hand-braided.
30:13In my basket, I got four golden eggs,
30:15but oh, I'm missing two more.
30:17Her other eggs she's had frozen.
30:20I'm giving you a full cinematic story on this runway
30:23and I look amazing.
30:25Oh, it's like finding a needle in a gay stack.
30:28I thought it was her IUD.
30:31Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
30:34The legendary, oh my God, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
30:38I am Moodonna.
30:39I've never worn anything like this before,
30:42but I'm really proud of the work that I put into myself
30:45and my body.
30:46The corset is corseting and this cow got curves.
30:49She's wearing Jean Paul Moutier.
30:52Oh, it's milking time.
30:54Mm-hmm.
30:55And you know me, I always have my treats.
30:58Oh!
30:59Oh, I hope that's good.
31:02Everybody get a taste of this milk.
31:03Yum!
31:04Oh, wow.
31:05This silk got the good ol' milk.
31:07This silk got the good ol' milk.
31:09It really is milking time, Rue.
31:11It really is.
31:14Up next, Vivacious.
31:16Now that's what I call a backhoe.
31:19My look is a tractor.
31:21She chugs without the lugs.
31:23I am giving green body realness in yellow highlights.
31:27I'm giving you wheels on the side of my body.
31:30And I am giving you a full look off a tractor from head to toe.
31:35Prepare to get sloughed.
31:36Absolutely.
31:38And I'm a slowly strut.
31:39Can't move that much.
31:40It's a tractor.
31:41They never go fast.
31:42So neither should I.
31:43I think I can.
31:44I think I can.
31:49Welcome, Queens.
31:50Tonight, Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
31:54I'll name the top two all-stars of the week.
31:57And each will receive two points.
32:00Then, the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win 10,000 doulas.
32:06And one extra point.
32:09Remember, at the end of this three-episode bracket,
32:12the top two queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals.
32:18Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
32:21Starting with April, carry on.
32:23Let's take a look at your how-to video.
32:28Do you ever just sit and wonder,
32:30does anybody want my toston?
32:34Well, I'm going to show you how to make tostones that everybody would want to eat.
32:38Come on.
32:39Step one, grab your plantain.
32:42Make sure it's firm, thick, and uncut.
32:47Step two, slice that daddy up.
32:51Keep it girthy.
32:52An inch works for this.
32:54Step three, drop those chunks in the hot oil and let it sizzle.
33:00Ay, qué rico, qué rico, qué rico.
33:03Ay, Bobby.
33:05Step four, smash it like you mean it.
33:08Grab a plate.
33:09Or your ex's emotional bag is just fine as well.
33:12Just smash those plantain babies.
33:14Damn.
33:18Consider this foreplay.
33:21I get five.
33:23Throw these baddies in the hot oil again.
33:25They're going to get hotter, crispier, sluttier, just like you go from a regular season to an all-stars.
33:32Now take ketchup, mayo, and smash fresh garlic in el pilon.
33:38And mix it all together.
33:40This is a classic dipping sauce.
33:42Mmm.
33:42Mmm.
33:43And there you have it, baby.
33:45Everybody will want a taste of your testosterone.
33:48Mmm.
33:49Yes, Bobby.
33:50This has been a taste of April.
33:56Listen, I was very, very caught up in your breastplate.
33:59It's like next level.
34:01Oh, yeah.
34:02And you knew it, and you felt it.
34:04I thought you did a really good job.
34:05I think it was missing a little bit of comedy, but I'm glad you had some in there.
34:08It could have been funnier.
34:09Although, I have to say, who doesn't love a great boob smash?
34:12I know.
34:13It gave me a whole new way to cook in the kitchen.
34:16I thought you had a really, really great friendly tone on camera as well, and it really kind of draws
34:20the viewer in.
34:21And then this look, this might be one of my favorite all-time looks on Drag Race.
34:26I love this symphony of texture, burlap, and seagrass, and all the weaving, but also that hip piece.
34:32This is a really interesting, fun, architectural silhouette that I could just look at for days.
34:38Yes, yes.
34:39I have to tell you, when you came out, and when Selena came out, I was like,
34:42Ooh, I know those bitches were heated!
34:45Heated!
34:46But they are very different.
34:49Up next, Aura Maiori.
34:52Let's take a look at your how-to video.
34:56Hey, queens.
34:57This is Aura.
34:59Are you okay?
35:00Are you alive?
35:01Because if you are, then keep watching this video so I can show you how to survive a zombie apocalypse
35:08in drag.
35:11Step one.
35:12Choose the right outfit.
35:14Mobility is key.
35:15But so is drama.
35:18So look hot and be drop-dead gorgeous, because even when the world is ending, the look must not money.
35:27Rawr.
35:28Don't have any weapons?
35:30Then weaponize your favorite drag queen's favorite drag moves.
35:32Hit it!
35:33The Anidra!
35:34You want that fucking duck, bitch?
35:37Yes!
35:38Yes, bitch!
35:39The Sasha Colby!
35:40Whip it, girl!
35:42Whip it!
35:42The Fora Maiori!
35:44Go get him, girl!
35:47The RuPaul!
35:49The RuPaul!
35:49The RuPaul!
35:52Rawr!
35:54And finally, if you can't beat them, girl, then beat them!
35:58I guess this is how we can go viral one last time!
36:08Please like, share, and comment, and tap that follow bar to see my next video.
36:13How to...
36:14Rawr!
36:15Instagadok!
36:17Rawr!
36:19I'm not sure we're gonna survive on the queen's dance moves.
36:23Most of us won't be able to do them, but it was smart to do the Anitra, the Sasha.
36:28I thought it was a fun idea.
36:29It wasn't an LOL a minute, but you were having fun doing it, and I think as the viewer, then
36:34we have fun watching it.
36:35And then, this outfit, I just kept thinking, oh, so the apocalypse is over, and now you've come back as
36:42a dove of peace.
36:44I think, are you an owl?
36:45A barn owl.
36:46I feel there's a little disconnect with the bottom, you know, from the waist down.
36:49I'm thinking maybe that could be great to bring in some browns or something a little bit more barn-owly,
36:54but everything else is stunning and exquisite.
36:56All that feather work in the headpiece and also the wings, really gorgeous.
37:01Up next, Crystal Method. Let's take a look at your video.
37:08Welcome to another episode of Cookin' with Crystal.
37:11Today, we'll be learning how to make a banana split.
37:14Peel your banana.
37:18Place your naked nana in a bowl.
37:21I'm serving.
37:23Next, add two scoops of ice cream.
37:26I'm cold.
37:29Now drench her in hot fudge.
37:33Yeah, get Miss Nana nice and wet.
37:37Get your cream ready.
37:39And squirt generously.
37:41Woo!
37:42Yeah!
37:44I love your cream.
37:46Ready for my favorite ingredient?
37:49What is it?
37:51What is it?
37:52Nuts!
37:54Get those nuts in my face.
37:58Try not to get any of the nut in my mouth.
38:01Yummy, yummy.
38:03Hey!
38:04Don't forget the cherry.
38:08Aww!
38:08Aww!
38:09I love babies.
38:12Now that's what I call a banana split.
38:15Mmm.
38:15Thanks, Crystal.
38:17Join us next time where we'll be making pound cake.
38:26This reminded me of one thing that I love so much, which was Pee Wee's Playhouse.
38:32The exact same notes written down.
38:34I had Pee Wee here.
38:35Yeah.
38:35And I had Simple.
38:36And really, Crystal, the simplicity made it so easy to watch the nuts.
38:41Just a picture of the nuts.
38:42Although, speaking of nuts, you're like, don't get the nuts in my mouth.
38:46Why not?
38:47I guess it's just a personal preference, you know?
38:50Yes, maybe I just speak for myself.
38:53Yeah, it was very subversive and funny and really stupid.
38:56It reminded me of a video I was a part of 35 years ago by Tom Rubnitz in New York
39:02called Pickle Surprise.
39:03I'm so glad you noticed because that was actually one of my main inspirations along with Pee Wee.
39:08Ah!
39:08I'm here for that.
39:09And this look, this is drag.
39:12It's sequin.
39:13It's rhinestones.
39:14It's ridiculous.
39:16It just is so smart, Crystal.
39:19Are you more of a breast or leg girl?
39:22It depends on the mood.
39:25Next, Selena Estibis.
39:27Let's take a look at your video.
39:32Hola, I'm Selena.
39:35Today, it's little Chalupe.
39:37Little Latin doll in drag.
39:39Why are you crying?
39:41My man keeps cheating on me, fool.
39:43Well, that's amazing.
39:44Because I'm going to teach my friends here how to keep your man from cheating on you.
39:49All you need is some rope.
39:50A frying pan.
39:52Or a chainsaw.
39:54A warm tortilla.
39:56And a pendejo in question.
39:59Mm-hmm.
40:01Step one.
40:02Now intimacy is key.
40:03So take that rope and let's get things as spicy.
40:07Who's your papi now?
40:08Help!
40:09Hey!
40:10Step two.
40:10Don't let your man get loud with you.
40:13A frying pan to the air works wonders.
40:18But a chainsaw cuts straight to the point.
40:20Good job, little Chalupe.
40:22Step three.
40:23A man's appetite for some loving muffin is never satisfied.
40:26So it's crucial to grab his...
40:29Ooh, chorizo.
40:30Little Chalupe.
40:32Final step.
40:33Open up your one tortilla.
40:36No.
40:37Wrap it around his chorizo and make him eat it.
40:42Here comes the fun part.
40:50Pee you.
40:51No one wants to sleep with that.
40:52And that's how to keep your man from cheating.
40:55You can't cheat the doll.
40:56See you next Tuesday.
40:58Say bye, little Chalupe.
40:59Yeah!
41:05Well, I'm obsessed with Chalupe.
41:08I love that you gave me his voice like this.
41:10I just think the idea of a how to keep your man video is so cute.
41:16It was twisted and that's kind of what I think you love about drag.
41:20So I enjoyed what you did.
41:22You know, I grew up with sitcoms.
41:24So anytime you put a fart joke in there, I am programmed to laugh.
41:28I laughed several times.
41:30It was very funny.
41:31This look, yes, we have two raffia, straw inspired looks.
41:35But I will echo what Michelle said.
41:36They are very different.
41:38And yours is giving us, you know, more of that needle in the haystack vibe.
41:41And I do love how that bodice is constructed through the braided raffia.
41:46Really, really beautiful.
41:47Thank you so much.
41:48Up next, Reverend Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
41:51Let's take a look at your video.
41:55Have you ever dated a fuckboy?
42:01Well, I'm gonna teach you how to decorate your boyfriend's birthday cake that's only dating you out of convenience.
42:09Girl, tell the truth and shame the devil.
42:12Who are you?
42:13I'm the real you.
42:14Your conscience before you fell in love with that brokey.
42:17Show us how you make that little cake with your dumb ass.
42:21You'll start with his favorite cake, red velvet.
42:25Isn't that the pool boy's favorite?
42:27Yes, he cleaned the gutters this morning.
42:29Girl, you don't even have gutters.
42:31I do.
42:33I ain't mad at you.
42:35We have two layers of cake in hopes that he'll show you a second layer of himself tonight.
42:41Cause he cheating on you with a bitch with an EBT card.
42:43Frost the whole cake.
42:45Make sure that it is smooth, baby.
42:47Cause he ain't gonna want you if that cake lumpy like your past on season 11.
42:53Now we gonna add that ganache drip.
42:56Make it drip, drip, drip like your pussy.
43:01Now you have a beautiful birthday cake for your boyfriend.
43:05Cut yourself a piece of cake. He probably gonna stand you up again.
43:13Don't crash out. Call the pool boy.
43:18Oh, pool boy.
43:19And if you're like this dumb bitch and need a little help dating, purchase my book.
43:25My man, my man, my man.
43:2710 red flags to let you know that your man is really a fuck boy.
43:31The gutters gonna be squeaky clean tonight.
43:35Period.
43:36Period.
43:39First of all, the video starts off so strong.
43:41Is your guy a fuck boy or not?
43:43So funny.
43:44I was laughing out loud.
43:45It started out crazy and spiraled into something even crazier.
43:51Lil Silky was so funny.
43:54It all just worked for me.
43:57This look I think is really fun.
43:58I love the bustier creating a sexy udder.
44:01I love the cowbell earrings.
44:03But mostly in both the video and in your presentation on the runway.
44:07You just have so much confidence and so much charisma that we can't take our eyes off of you.
44:12And now, vivacious.
44:14Let's take a look at your video.
44:18Straight from the heart of Jamaica to the pulsating clubs of New York City.
44:22I am vivacious.
44:24The queen who brought you memorable hashtags and Ornacea.
44:28Buckle up children.
44:29Cause mama's about to teach you how to make jerk chicken like a true Jamaican queen.
44:34Step one.
44:35Gather your spices.
44:36And cooking oil.
44:38Or as I call it, lube.
44:41Step two.
44:42Scrub her in.
44:44Massage the spices into the chicken like you are given a happy ending at the bijou.
44:50Step two.
44:50Step three.
44:52Place your chicken into the fridge death drop style.
44:56And let it marinate on what it could have been.
44:59Could have been a nugget.
45:00Could have been a contender.
45:02Could have been somebody.
45:04Step four.
45:05Heat it and mix it up.
45:07Bake it.
45:08Grill it.
45:09Pan fry it.
45:10And give it a good Jamaican dance to bring out the flavor.
45:15The more you dance, the better the taste.
45:20Step five.
45:21Finish her and serve.
45:22And if you want to feel bougie, add cilantro.
45:28This is Vivacious and this is how you make jerk chicken.
45:31And remember, a good jerk will make you twerk.
45:36Be on the lookout for my next dish, blue drawers and dutcher rice.
45:40And check out my podcast, now streaming, nowhere.
45:45My face is, you had zero emotion.
45:49No matter what you did.
45:51If you were cooking, even the dance, you'd be like...
45:54Maybe it wasn't intentional, but it was giving unbothered the entire time,
45:58which was funny to look at.
46:00And you created a character.
46:02Using the rubber chicken was very funny.
46:04The noises, the sound effects that kept going on and on and on.
46:07I do want to take a moment to say, your makeup is a lot better tonight.
46:12And this look tonight, is it a Brazilian tractor?
46:14She's something like that.
46:16Okay.
46:16She's very Club Kid John Deere-ish.
46:18And I'm not mad at it.
46:20It's kind of elementary school play, but you made it work.
46:24Well, thank you All Stars.
46:26I think we've heard enough.
46:27While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
46:33You may leave the stage.
46:36All right, now just between us showgirls, what do you think?
46:40We're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.
46:43Crystal Method was incredible.
46:45The whole thing was really charming.
46:47And I actually thought it's quite sophisticated and really confident.
46:51That tutorial on how to make a banana split was so childlike, yet fun and subversive.
46:57And the way the instructions were given, the narrative was very easy to follow.
47:03She puts a lot of thought into everything she does.
47:06Her runway look tonight, there were so many layers there.
47:08As a big giant cock, I mean, how do you not love that?
47:11Who doesn't love that?
47:13And we can all probably agree that little Silky was the star of this how-to video.
47:18I wasn't as crazy about that outfit, but I did like all the udders and the Gautier-esque version of
47:24that.
47:24Listen, Silky knows how to create a concept.
47:27The outfit was eye-catching, and I think she's a natural.
47:30I think where Crystal is really methodical, Silky just naturally has that overview of what her product is and how
47:39to sell it.
47:39It's instinctual for her.
47:41It's instinctual for her.
47:42I thought Selena is another one that had a really strong night tonight.
47:45She was very smart.
47:46She was very funny.
47:47I took notes on that.
47:49So many great ideas.
47:51When little Chilupe opened her tortilla, I just busted out laughing.
47:55I thought it was very, very funny.
47:57Rafi is having a big night tonight.
47:59I mean, I've never seen it look so chic and lovely.
48:02Silence.
48:03I've made my decision.
48:05Bring back my all-stars.
48:08Welcome back, queens.
48:09And based on your how-to videos and your Barn This Way runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
48:20Crystal.
48:22Selena.
48:24Silky.
48:25Each of you showed us how to do it like an all-star.
48:30But the top two queens of the week are...
48:37Crystal Method.
48:39And Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
48:42Congratulations.
48:44You've each earned two points.
48:49Ladykins, the rest of you can step to the back of the stage.
49:00Two all-stars stand before me.
49:03Ladies.
49:04This is your chance to impress me, win 10,000 doulas, and earn a coveted extra point in our tournament
49:13of all-stars.
49:16Time has come.
49:17For you to lip sync.
49:20For.
49:21Your.
49:23Legacy.
49:26Another one.
49:26Another one.
49:27Another one.
49:28I want my point, and I want that $10,000.
49:31But I'm up against Silky, who is an assassin.
49:34So I'm gonna have to step up my game and pull that focus.
49:37Top two.
49:39Sounds very correct.
49:40But I don't feel good just yet.
49:42There's one more point to be made.
49:44And you know it belongs to me.
49:45Good luck.
49:47And don't.
49:49Fuck it up.
49:53Time, time, time.
49:57See what's become a thing.
50:05That's a song!
50:08Time, time, time.
50:11Time, time.
50:11Time, time.
50:11See what's become a me.
50:14While I looked around.
50:16All my possibilities.
50:19I was so hard to please.
50:23The ground.
50:24He's the ground.
50:26And the sky.
50:27Is a hazy shade of water.
50:31Feel the salvation on me.
50:33Yeah!
50:33Yeah!
50:35Down by the side.
50:37It's bound to be a better ride than what you've got planned.
50:40Carry a cup in your hand.
50:44The ground.
50:45He's the ground.
50:47And the sky.
50:47It's a hazy shade of water.
50:50It's a hazy shade of water.
50:51It's a hazy shade of water.
50:52The ground.
50:53The grass is high.
50:54It feels all right.
50:56It's the springtime of my life.
51:00Oh!
51:01The geography.
51:01The seasons change from this.
51:03The geography.
51:04The sea.
51:04Leaving time and the tempestry.
51:07Won't you stop and revenge?
51:10The sea.
51:24Pawn.
51:25There's a patch of snow on the ground.
51:29Look around, leaves are brown.
51:33There's a patch of snow on the ground.
51:35Look around, leaves are brown.
51:38There's a patch of snow on the ground.
51:46Where'd she have those sticks?
51:48Where were those?
51:49Did she just block her?
51:50Yes.
51:51She blocked her.
51:52Shady vids.
51:53I would've done the same thing, honestly.
51:54Like, baby, yes.
51:56You wanna be seen?
51:56Go para allá, vete, vete.
51:58All stars.
51:59I've made my decision.
52:06Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
52:08Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
52:12Thank you, Mama Ru.
52:14You've won a cash tip of $10,000,
52:17courtesy of Dr. Bronner's,
52:19who is also donating $100,000 to the ACLU Foundation
52:24to protect LGBTQ plus rights and freedom of expression.
52:30Plus, an extra point, which gives you a total of four points.
52:35Crystal Method, you have a total of five points.
52:39Condragulations.
52:42April, Aura, Selena, and Vivacious.
52:47Please step to the front of the stage.
52:54Wow.
52:57All stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
53:01The bottom four queens will each receive one point,
53:05but you must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ,
53:11the most valuable queen of the week.
53:14Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
53:18only the two queens with the most points will move on to the semifinals,
53:23and the other queens will be eliminated.
53:27Condragulations, all-stars.
53:28And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell
53:31you're gonna love somebody else?
53:33Can I get an amen up in here?
53:34Amen!
53:35All right, now let the music play.
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