¡No es una mendiga, es una diosa sanadora

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00:00:00The goddess of healing.

00:00:03She is eccentric and elusive and no one has ever seen her before.

00:00:08Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.

00:00:13Oh, kind stranger, let me repay you by granting you a wish.

00:00:17I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?

00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack.

00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.

00:00:28It's a deal.

00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong.

00:00:31How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:00:35I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.

00:00:38That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world.

00:00:43If we can't save him, no one can.

00:00:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.

00:00:50Now stop getting in my way.

00:00:53Every second counts.

00:00:58Dealer goddess, hear my plea.

00:01:02Please save my time.

00:01:20Rod of a sepia.

00:01:38Rejuvening.

00:01:48Rejuvening.

00:01:49She is the healer goddess!

00:01:52No, please.

00:01:53Don't call me that.

00:01:55I'm just glad I could help.

00:02:01Here you go, miss.

00:02:06Why be weighed down by a throne

00:02:07when I can live amongst the common people

00:02:09and help those the most in need?

00:02:22You must be rushing off to go find your jewels,

00:02:25because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!

00:02:31Aw, it's okay, little guy.

00:02:35I'll fix you right up.

00:02:41Right rewrites the wrong.

00:02:45Rejuvenate.

00:02:50See?

00:02:51Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.

00:02:56Come on, Cleo. Let's go.

00:03:13Please.

00:03:14My brother's been in a coma the last two years.

00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is.

00:03:19If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.

00:03:22Be Lysander Armstrong!

00:03:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!

00:03:28He's so hot!

00:03:30Does he come with the money?

00:03:32Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.

00:03:34Money. Fame. Power.

00:03:36It's all yours.

00:03:42Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?

00:03:44Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.

00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in.

00:03:52Grandma!

00:03:52I'm dying!

00:03:54Save me, Trixie!

00:03:56Grandma?

00:03:58Grandma.

00:03:59When are you getting married?

00:04:00I'm already a hundred years old.

00:04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.

00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment.

00:04:07So, that's why I haven't been married yet.

00:04:11Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?

00:04:19We're talking about my brother's life.

00:04:20I don't have time for jokes.

00:04:23No!

00:04:32Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.

00:04:35Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.

00:04:40Grant me a wish?

00:04:41That you can barely feed yourself.

00:04:43The downfall of humanity.

00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith.

00:04:47What?

00:04:48Oh, jeez. This has given me a migraine.

00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?

00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me.

00:04:57Okay.

00:04:59I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.

00:05:02Can you do that?

00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.

00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second.

00:05:10Don't go too far, Cleo.

00:05:14Hold still.

00:05:22My migraine's gone.

00:05:24Okay.

00:05:24Then let's go.

00:05:25If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.

00:05:28Come on.

00:05:29Come on.

00:05:29Oh!

00:05:43How is he?

00:05:44What is the diagnosis?

00:05:46Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.

00:05:48I'm sorry.

00:05:49I don't know what this is.

00:05:51Aren't you the queen of medicine?

00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best.

00:05:54Don't worry, General.

00:05:56I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.

00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.

00:06:21I have no clue what this is.

00:06:25Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.

00:06:31That's why we saved the best for last.

00:06:33Me, the witch doctor.

00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander.

00:06:47He's not budging.

00:06:48There's no movement.

00:06:49Truly.

00:06:50I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.

00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.

00:06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.

00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.

00:07:08Who?

00:07:11The goddess of healing.

00:07:15Wait a second.

00:07:16You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.

00:07:19That's correct.

00:07:20Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leads the forest.

00:07:25That's her motto.

00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.

00:07:29We are nothing compared to her.

00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive.

00:07:35No one has ever seen her before.

00:07:37If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,

00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt.

00:07:43I will find her.

00:07:45James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.

00:07:50Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.

00:07:54There's no need.

00:08:09I'll save your son.

00:08:12Who the hell is she?

00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.

00:08:15She's gonna save your brother?

00:08:17Don't be ridiculous.

00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?

00:08:22Exactly.

00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.

00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.

00:08:29Ew!

00:08:30She even brought a filthy dog with her.

00:08:33I bet it has flea.

00:08:35That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.

00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.

00:08:46Don't touch him.

00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover.

00:08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.

00:08:54So step aside.

00:08:56I'll take it from here.

00:08:58Could you hold this?

00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:09:00You're not gonna touch my son.

00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.

00:09:07I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.

00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.

00:09:15Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.

00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?

00:09:25Ew!

00:09:27Disgusting.

00:09:28Go back to being a prostitute.

00:09:30Security!

00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.

00:09:34Let's go.

00:09:35If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.

00:09:41Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.

00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try?

00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.

00:09:53All right.

00:09:53I'll give you a shot.

00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.

00:10:02Is that any way to ask for help?

00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me.

00:10:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.

00:10:10But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.

00:10:14Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.

00:10:17No, Miss Trixie.

00:10:19My brother is a hero to me.

00:10:20I can't lose him.

00:10:23Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.

00:10:29My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.

00:10:33Also, he's great with puppies.

00:10:35He'd make a great husband.

00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?

00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum

00:10:46that, like you, only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.

00:10:50I mean, look at her.

00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.

00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.

00:11:00Continue wasting your time.

00:11:02But I'm saving this patient.

00:11:14Oh!

00:11:15Okay!

00:11:17What's happening?

00:11:19What are we doing?

00:11:33I knew she was a perv!

00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.

00:11:38Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?

00:11:41Are you insane?

00:11:42Security, smash her face in for licking my son!

00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has

00:11:51is called endogenic cryomorphy.

00:11:54Yeah, right!

00:11:55I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!

00:11:58Oh, okay.

00:11:58I've studied every disease known to man, right?

00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.

00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?

00:12:12What?

00:12:19Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.

00:12:22What?

00:12:23What?

00:12:24So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a ceclius?

00:12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be

00:12:34this delusional?

00:12:35I agree.

00:12:36I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of us doctors who

00:12:41have studied for years?

00:12:42We are all certified.

00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.

00:12:48She's right about everything.

00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be

00:12:56right.

00:12:57And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?

00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphine.

00:13:02Oh.

00:13:02And of course none of you have heard of it.

00:13:04Because I just discovered it.

00:13:07This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.

00:13:11The chances are a billion to one.

00:13:13A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.

00:13:15But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.

00:13:20What a bunch of baloney.

00:13:22I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.

00:13:26Precisely.

00:13:27You are just a scamming prostitute.

00:13:30You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.

00:13:35I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.

00:13:39Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.

00:13:42And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,

00:13:46which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.

00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?

00:13:52Oh, yeah.

00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,

00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.

00:14:01Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.

00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?

00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me.

00:14:08And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.

00:14:12Then let's have a bet.

00:14:14If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.

00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.

00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.

00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?

00:14:34Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.

00:14:37There's too many lives at stake.

00:14:41Don't worry. I got this.

00:14:45It's a deal.

00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong.

00:14:49No one is dying on my watch.

00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.

00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?

00:15:08Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.

00:15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.

00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.

00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.

00:15:31Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:15:34Wait, wait, wait. What for?

00:15:35Don't listen to her.

00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.

00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness.

00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.

00:15:54What? Did you just call me?

00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.

00:16:03Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.

00:16:07Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.

00:16:13Oh, yeah?

00:16:14Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?

00:16:16Well, put down the dog!

00:16:18With pleasure.

00:16:34Left, leave the wrong breath.

00:16:40You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.

00:16:45She's poisoned!

00:16:48It was her!

00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?

00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.

00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!

00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?

00:17:03Of course.

00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.

00:17:08If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.

00:17:28Why is she spitting blood?

00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen!

00:17:31I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.

00:17:35This is what I call malpractice.

00:17:40This isn't fatal.

00:17:41She'll live.

00:17:42But she deserves a little punishment.

00:17:44Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?

00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?

00:17:47Right this way.

00:17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:17:50What the hell is going on?

00:17:52You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?

00:17:56Then stop getting in my way.

00:17:57Every second counts.

00:18:00Let's go for a dip, shall we?

00:18:05General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.

00:18:11Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?

00:18:15Hold on.

00:18:16You two are going in there alone?

00:18:19If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.

00:18:25All right.

00:18:26But I warn you, no fun business.

00:19:17All right.

00:19:30You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there

00:19:32with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.

00:19:35Exactly!

00:19:36What if she gets pregnant by him?

00:19:38She could blackmail you for millions.

00:19:42That's what I would do if I was that poor.

00:19:44And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.

00:19:47Pelt for ransom.

00:19:49I'm a homeless woman.

00:19:51Daddy, you can't seriously be listening to that.

00:19:53We have to have faith.

00:19:56Where did you actually find this little life?

00:20:00Uh, on the streets.

00:20:02Are you shitting me?

00:20:04You found this bum on the streets?

00:20:06Are you nuts?

00:20:07You don't know her.

00:20:08You don't know her background.

00:20:09She could be a psychotic murderer.

00:20:11That is it, General.

00:20:12You have to go in and stop this now.

00:20:14You're right.

00:20:15That's it.

00:20:15I'm shutting down this clown show right now.

00:20:17James, let's go.

00:20:18Yes, sir.

00:20:22Oh, my God.

00:20:29I told you all to stay out.

00:20:36This is a critical moment for you.

00:20:38We can't be interrupted.

00:20:40Otherwise, we both die.

00:20:45I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.

00:20:51I'm going to save him myself.

00:20:57You see that, General?

00:20:59This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.

00:21:01This is a witchcraft.

00:21:04I know what this is.

00:21:06This is the dark witch.

00:21:08I've heard of her.

00:21:09She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.

00:21:15Oh, I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.

00:21:18James, get the SWAT team.

00:21:21Yes, sir.

00:21:25You regain consciousness.

00:21:37Help me.

00:21:38I'm just one.

00:21:43Something is wrong.

00:21:46You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.

00:21:49Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.

00:21:54That's one more thing I'm saving you from.

00:22:04Sir?

00:22:05The SWAT team is here.

00:22:07Captain Morales.

00:22:09My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.

00:22:15I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.

00:22:18Rest assured, General Armstrong.

00:22:20We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.

00:22:27He's a living.

00:22:28He writes the wrong.

00:22:33Human.

00:22:37Who the fuck are you?

00:22:38And what the hell are you, bitch?

00:22:41Good.

00:22:42You're awake.

00:22:43I'm saving you.

00:22:45Saving?

00:22:46By bathing with me?

00:22:48You are a fucking spy?

00:22:51Talk to us where God will.

00:22:55You're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper.

00:23:00I will never.

00:23:01Oh, really?

00:23:15Look who's guilty now.

00:23:19Look, I don't know what this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.

00:23:24A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.

00:23:29Science, okay? It just means that my body...

00:23:31Oh, shut up.

00:23:32Excuse me.

00:23:35You're distracted, me. You're flooded.

00:23:37And I'm a professional.

00:23:39I hear Lysander's voice.

00:23:41Captain, do something now.

00:23:43Ready!

00:23:48We're almost there.

00:23:51Aim!

00:23:53Get him, boys. Get him!

00:23:56Fire!

00:24:00Fire!

00:24:15Those avicials.

00:24:17How is this possible?

00:24:19It's not even a scratch.

00:24:21I told you this is dark magic.

00:24:23Of course, your earthy bullets won't do a thing.

00:24:25No.

00:24:26I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.

00:24:28She's not the dark witch.

00:24:30Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.

00:24:34This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.

00:24:38How is she going to save someone else's life?

00:24:40That's right.

00:24:41The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.

00:24:45If we can't save him, no one can.

00:24:48Except for the goddess healer.

00:24:50Think about it.

00:24:50We heard Lysander's voice.

00:24:52He's been in a coma for two years.

00:24:54Miss Trixie must have woken him up.

00:24:55You're right.

00:24:56This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.

00:25:01Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.

00:25:04No!

00:25:05No!

00:25:06Absolutely not.

00:25:07There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.

00:25:10How could you know for sure?

00:25:11Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.

00:25:15You're wrong, sir!

00:25:16This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.

00:25:21It's called borderline revival.

00:25:23She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.

00:25:27But only temporarily.

00:25:28It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.

00:25:33That means my son is in tremendous pain.

00:25:36I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.

00:25:41My son doesn't deserve this.

00:25:43He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.

00:25:48Then it looks like it's up to me.

00:25:50The witch doctor.

00:25:51Only I know the right techniques to take her down.

00:25:56My son's life is in your hands.

00:25:58You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.

00:26:02I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away

00:26:08from me.

00:26:10This is it.

00:26:12The finishing touch.

00:26:14I must now give you the kiss of life.

00:26:17So we can both survive.

00:26:37It's poison gas.

00:26:38The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.

00:26:44Poison gas?

00:26:45My son is in there.

00:26:47You're jeopardizing his life as well.

00:26:48No, don't worry, General.

00:26:50Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.

00:26:53Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.

00:26:56Then we can reverse the poison on your son.

00:26:59And then he can marry one of us.

00:27:01They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.

00:27:07I knew they promised you that I'd save you.

00:27:10Now or never.

00:27:23What the hell are they doing in there?

00:27:25It's been over ten minutes.

00:27:27Wait a second.

00:27:28You don't think that they're...

00:27:30You!

00:27:31You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!

00:27:34Don't point your fingers at me!

00:27:35If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!

00:27:39Oh my God.

00:27:40Yeah?

00:27:40She's the one who sealed the door shut.

00:27:43I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.

00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!

00:27:51This is taking way too long!

00:27:53Captain Morales, time to get out the big guns.

00:27:57These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.

00:28:01Bazooka.

00:28:02She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.

00:28:05Crap.

00:28:05Oh my God.

00:28:06Get back, sucker.

00:28:08Ready.

00:28:10Aim!

00:28:10Oh, shit.

00:28:15Quit your whining and stand down.

00:28:29The parasite's been extracted.

00:28:31Shoot her dead now!

00:28:33Do I need to fix your hearing too?

00:28:35I said stand down!

00:28:38Don't listen to her.

00:28:39She's a fraud.

00:28:40A termite to the field of medicine.

00:28:42I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.

00:28:46If I'm a termite, then...

00:28:48you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.

00:28:51Wait a second.

00:28:51Are you saying you cured my son?

00:28:54He'll wake in just a moment.

00:28:55You can see for yourself.

00:28:57Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.

00:29:00That is it!

00:29:01No more stalling, General!

00:29:03If you won't punish her, I will!

00:29:09Don't hurt her!

00:29:15He's a cure!

00:29:21His pulse is regular.

00:29:22In fact, it's never been better.

00:29:27There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.

00:29:38Miss Trixie did it, Dad.

00:29:41He's not cold and pale like before, and his heart is strong.

00:29:45Come, feel it!

00:29:48I saved my son.

00:29:51Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.

00:29:54Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.

00:29:59I've learned my lesson.

00:30:00I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.

00:30:05Wait, wait!

00:30:06No, no!

00:30:07There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than

00:30:12the queen, angel, and I.

00:30:15The goddess healer!

00:30:20Could you really be the goddess of healing?

00:30:23But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look

00:30:29a day after 20.

00:30:30It doesn't matter who I am.

00:30:32What matters is that the patient is healthy again.

00:30:35Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.

00:30:39Take care.

00:30:40No, wait!

00:30:41Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.

00:30:44He's right.

00:30:45We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a

00:30:50wife if you cured him, and you did just that.

00:30:52Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.

00:30:57I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.

00:31:00I...

00:31:02I'm already engaged.

00:31:05Already engaged?

00:31:07I am.

00:31:07I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.

00:31:11And he's coming back today.

00:31:13But don't be disappointed.

00:31:15Really, I'm no one special.

00:31:17I just got lucky with your brother.

00:31:20Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.

00:31:23But you're still Lysander's savior.

00:31:25Please, let me give you what I promised.

00:31:27Take the gold.

00:31:28No, really.

00:31:30I don't need anything.

00:31:32I just believe in doing good in the world.

00:31:38Trixie?

00:31:38It's your fiancé.

00:31:40He's back.

00:31:41And he says he's breaking up with you.

00:31:45I must go.

00:31:52Hobo close.

00:31:54Halo glow.

00:31:55I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.

00:31:58It was just dumb luck.

00:32:00She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.

00:32:03She could have been the richest woman in the world.

00:32:06Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.

00:32:12I'm going to marry that homeless woman.

00:32:18Oh, my God.

00:32:20I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.

00:32:25No, no, no, no, my sister.

00:32:28My sister's job is supposed to be mine.

00:32:32I'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty-like, ugly bitch have him.

00:32:36You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.

00:32:39Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.

00:32:43No.

00:32:44We're not for us.

00:32:45No, she's just better than us.

00:32:48Oh, my God.

00:32:50Oh, my God.

00:32:52We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?

00:32:55She's no average Jane.

00:32:56No, she isn't.

00:32:57She said it was just dumb luck.

00:32:59But if she truly had these special skills,

00:33:02why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?

00:33:06But think about the impenetrable walls.

00:33:07No normal person could have done that.

00:33:09Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.

00:33:13I have never met a woman like that.

00:33:14I have to find her.

00:33:15I have to make her my wife.

00:33:17She won my heart over, too.

00:33:19But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.

00:33:22All right, listen.

00:33:24I need help finding three wedding gifts.

00:33:31I'm dumping Trixie.

00:33:32So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house.

00:33:38Now, Trixie...

00:33:39Trixie paid for this house.

00:33:41She waited for you for three years.

00:33:44She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.

00:33:46And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.

00:33:48One with some serious fuck you money.

00:33:51So get lost.

00:33:53Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?

00:34:02Grandma.

00:34:03Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.

00:34:06I've been dying to throw this in your face.

00:34:08I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.

00:34:13In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.

00:34:15So sign over the house now.

00:34:22You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.

00:34:26And I did.

00:34:27For three years while you were deployed.

00:34:30Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.

00:34:32And now you're trying to swindle my home?

00:34:35Do you have no shame?

00:34:37We were together for three years.

00:34:38And, uh, it was a complete waste of my life

00:34:41when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.

00:34:49That's how much she would owe me

00:34:50if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.

00:34:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations

00:34:56of being a low-grade male prostitute.

00:35:02Oh, yeah?

00:35:04Well, Marissa

00:35:06is so much better than you.

00:35:08She grew up even poorer than you.

00:35:11And now

00:35:12she's the CEO

00:35:13of an entire

00:35:15corporation.

00:35:16Dude!

00:35:18Oh!

00:35:18And you?

00:35:20You're still nothing.

00:35:22So you think she's an upgrade?

00:35:25Of course she's an upgrade.

00:35:27Look what she, uh,

00:35:28got me for my engagement.

00:35:31Oops.

00:35:32Yeah.

00:35:33That's maybe worth

00:35:34one millionth

00:35:35the presidential contract

00:35:36I gave her.

00:35:42You gave her

00:35:43the presidential contract?

00:35:44I certainly did.

00:35:45In fact,

00:35:47Marissa,

00:35:48you and your dimwit brother

00:35:50only have everything you have

00:35:52all thanks to me.

00:35:54Ha ha ha!

00:35:57Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.

00:35:59That breakup

00:36:00must have hit her hard.

00:36:02You two

00:36:03are the ungrateful

00:36:04cheating scum here.

00:36:06My granddaughter

00:36:08supported you

00:36:09and your entire family

00:36:10for three years

00:36:11while you were gone.

00:36:13How dare you insult her?

00:36:16Okay, Grandma.

00:36:17Let's not stoop to that level.

00:36:20Poor Edna.

00:36:21She still doesn't know

00:36:21what you're doing

00:36:22out there on the streets, huh?

00:36:24What is he talking about,

00:36:25your sweetheart?

00:36:26Show her, Bob.

00:36:32This is how embarrassingly useless

00:36:34your granddaughter is.

00:36:35She didn't purchase

00:36:36this house on her own.

00:36:37She was begging on the street

00:36:38for money.

00:36:40I can't be caught

00:36:42with a piss-poor nobody

00:36:43like you.

00:36:44Even if you got no game,

00:36:45I got street cred

00:36:46I got out of keep.

00:36:47You dig?

00:36:48The word you're looking for

00:36:49is dignity.

00:36:51And you're one to speak,

00:36:52cheater.

00:36:54Is this true, Trixie?

00:36:59I've been broadening

00:37:00my horizons, Grandma.

00:37:02I want to see how regular

00:37:03everyday people live

00:37:04so that I can help them.

00:37:07Of course,

00:37:08those without substance

00:37:09underneath

00:37:09would never understand that.

00:37:11What is that supposed to mean?

00:37:13It means

00:37:13the new girlfriend

00:37:14you think is an upgrade

00:37:16is actually a downgrade.

00:37:21Enough bullshitting already!

00:37:22Just sign the damn papers

00:37:23and we can each get on

00:37:24with our lives.

00:37:38At your wedding, I will.

00:37:41If you won't do good

00:37:42by me of breaking things off

00:37:44before two-timing you

00:37:45with my best friend,

00:37:47why should I do good by you?

00:37:48I'll give you my

00:37:49John Hancock at your wedding

00:37:51as a charity to you.

00:37:54Fucking bitch!

00:37:55You better keep your word.

00:37:57Oh, that's rich.

00:37:59After tomorrow,

00:37:59you will never feel

00:38:00so rich ever again.

00:38:02Do remember that.

00:38:09Trixie,

00:38:11Marissa's a millionaire now.

00:38:13They'll destroy you

00:38:14if you show

00:38:14even so much as a hair

00:38:16at their wedding.

00:38:17Grandma,

00:38:17I have to confess

00:38:19something to you.

00:38:20I've secretly amassed

00:38:22a fortune worth trillions.

00:38:24Trillions?

00:38:26That would make you

00:38:28the richest person

00:38:29on the planet.

00:38:31Because of the healing hands

00:38:32I inherited from Assepolis,

00:38:34the god of healing.

00:38:36I've saved several world leaders

00:38:38with these hands.

00:38:39That's how I was able

00:38:40to give Marissa

00:38:41the presidential contract

00:38:42and become

00:38:43the goddess healer.

00:38:44It makes me angrier

00:38:46hearing her name

00:38:47knowing how she betrayed you.

00:38:49But please,

00:38:50Trixie dear,

00:38:51I know it was

00:38:52to broken your heart,

00:38:53but embellishing

00:38:55your worth

00:38:56and who you are,

00:38:57it will only delay

00:38:59the healing process.

00:39:00You don't have to

00:39:01believe me just yet.

00:39:02After we lost

00:39:03Mom and Dad

00:39:04because we didn't have

00:39:05the money

00:39:05for their medical bills,

00:39:07I vowed

00:39:08that I would do

00:39:09everything I can

00:39:10to serve those in need.

00:39:12That's why I'm

00:39:13taking everything

00:39:13back from Butch

00:39:14and I'm giving it

00:39:15back to Charity.

00:39:16You've always had

00:39:17an angel's heart.

00:39:18I'm certain

00:39:19you will meet someone

00:39:20who will treat you right,

00:39:22who actually deserves you.

00:39:24You will see tomorrow,

00:39:26Grandma.

00:39:27Oh, yeah.

00:39:33You said Trixie's

00:39:34crushing everybody.

00:39:35She was bullying us

00:39:37too, Sasa.

00:39:38She's probably

00:39:39trying to extort you

00:39:40now that she knows

00:39:41you're rich as fuck.

00:39:42Why not?

00:39:43When nobody steps

00:39:44on Snake.

00:39:45Snake bites that heart.

00:39:47So let her come

00:39:48and embarrass herself.

00:39:49Yeah.

00:39:50You mean

00:39:53we broadcast

00:39:55that video of me?

00:39:58Yes.

00:39:59Her cavewoman

00:40:00stake the 19th century

00:40:01tin can.

00:40:02She'll prop me up

00:40:03higher on my pedestal

00:40:04and the whole world

00:40:05sees her.

00:40:05in her homeless mess

00:40:06against my

00:40:07presidential glow-up.

00:40:09Let's turn this party

00:40:10into her funeral.

00:40:17There he is.

00:40:20Welcome home, brother.

00:40:22Welcome home, General!

00:40:26Sir,

00:40:27the homeless woman

00:40:28who saved you,

00:40:28Miss Trixie,

00:40:29this is the file

00:40:30of her ex,

00:40:31Butch Tanner.

00:40:31He served with your regiment

00:40:32in the Marine.

00:40:33You mean the Butch Tanner

00:40:34that can barely carry supplies?

00:40:36Well, she's been providing

00:40:37for him and his entire family

00:40:38while he's been deployed

00:40:39overseas, sir.

00:40:40So she waited for him

00:40:41for years

00:40:42and then he betrayed her?

00:40:43Fucking coward.

00:40:44According to intel,

00:40:45she's planning to bring it down

00:40:46on them at their wedding.

00:40:47Then we should join her.

00:40:49Men,

00:40:50I'm only alive today

00:40:51because of that virtuous woman

00:40:53and her incredible power

00:40:54that saved my life.

00:40:55So she needs our support.

00:40:57Will you join me

00:40:57in protecting her?

00:40:58Yes, sir!

00:40:59We will allow our lives

00:41:00to protect her, sir!

00:41:02Then let's roll.

00:41:18Welcome everyone

00:41:19to my wedding.

00:41:20Today is a very special day

00:41:21for me and Butch.

00:41:22Not only are we getting married,

00:41:24but in just one hour

00:41:25my company will be receiving

00:41:26the presidential contract

00:41:27allowing my biomedical company

00:41:29to go public.

00:41:34Congratulations

00:41:34on the contract

00:41:36once again, Mrs.

00:41:37Wakeham Stowe.

00:41:38Butch is taking my last name.

00:41:40Oh, and please

00:41:41don't be so uptight,

00:41:42Secretary Cho.

00:41:43You are the secretary

00:41:44of the entire

00:41:45U.S. Health Department,

00:41:46but this is a partay

00:41:47after all.

00:41:48I see some of the

00:41:50most important people

00:41:51in the nation

00:41:51have also arrived

00:41:52to celebrate you.

00:41:55The U.S. president

00:41:56will also be arriving soon

00:41:58to give you

00:41:59a contract herself.

00:42:01It's an honor.

00:42:02And that's why Sasa

00:42:03is the best wife

00:42:04a man could ever dream of.

00:42:07We will make sure

00:42:08the crowd is entertained tonight.

00:42:10Let the wedding begin!

00:42:13Not so fast.

00:42:15The party doesn't start

00:42:16until I say it does.

00:42:38You two really are

00:42:40a match made in hell.

00:42:42So I've come to save your guests

00:42:43from this oncoming train wreck.

00:42:45I don't recognize her

00:42:46from any of our elite circles.

00:42:48Who is she?

00:42:48Um, this is our

00:42:50entertainment

00:42:50for tonight, sir.

00:42:52Just watch.

00:42:55Trixie, what are you doing here?

00:42:57This isn't the homeless shelter.

00:42:58You lost.

00:42:59I bet she's here

00:43:00to bum a meal off us.

00:43:01You know,

00:43:02being this poor.

00:43:05Me?

00:43:05Bum a meal?

00:43:07Have you forgotten

00:43:08that it was I

00:43:08who bankrolled you two

00:43:09for the last three years?

00:43:10And what evidence

00:43:11do you have of that?

00:43:13Look at me

00:43:13then go look at yourself

00:43:14in the mirror.

00:43:15I'm a millionaire CEO.

00:43:17Even the first woman president

00:43:19will be here any second

00:43:20now to congratulate me.

00:43:21And you're nothing

00:43:22but a washed up sewer rat.

00:43:24Sasa,

00:43:25she's like

00:43:26so obsessed with me.

00:43:27She won't.

00:43:29See, everyone?

00:43:30Butch already cut ties

00:43:32with his ex

00:43:32but she's so shameless

00:43:34and desperate

00:43:35that she'd still show up

00:43:36to my wedding

00:43:37to suck up to me.

00:43:38This is what poor sad girls do.

00:43:41They beg

00:43:41for scraps

00:43:43from us

00:43:44the rich and glorious.

00:43:46Projecting much, Marissa?

00:43:47You might feel

00:43:48all high and mighty now

00:43:49but don't bite the hand

00:43:50that feeds you.

00:43:51Especially when I'm the one

00:43:53who's giving you the contract.

00:43:59You giving me

00:44:00the contract?

00:44:02You have no skills,

00:44:03no education,

00:44:04no connection

00:44:05so how could you

00:44:06possibly have a pool

00:44:07to get the U.S.

00:44:09fucking president

00:44:09to give me

00:44:10a billion dollar contract?

00:44:12We both share

00:44:13humble beginnings, Marissa.

00:44:14And I saw potential in you.

00:44:16Even trusted you

00:44:17as my best friend.

00:44:18But I recognize now

00:44:20that greed

00:44:20has poisoned you.

00:44:22Don't be all sore now

00:44:23just because

00:44:23I stole your man.

00:44:25This is what

00:44:26us rich girls do.

00:44:28They steal

00:44:28from lame spinsters

00:44:29for fun.

00:44:30Damn right.

00:44:32You were

00:44:32too embarrassing

00:44:34for me.

00:44:35Sasa tramples you

00:44:36any day.

00:44:37I can say that now

00:44:38that I'm marrying

00:44:38the rich.

00:44:40Bravo.

00:44:41Self-admission

00:44:42of a gold digger.

00:44:43Quick,

00:44:43somebody put that

00:44:44on a memoir.

00:44:45Sasa,

00:44:45she's embarrassing me

00:44:46in front of everyone.

00:44:47She'll make her sup.

00:44:48Don't listen to her,

00:44:49everyone.

00:44:49She's the gold-dicking,

00:44:51blood-sucking leech.

00:44:52I don't even have

00:44:53to lift a finger

00:44:54and you're already

00:44:54embarrassing yourself

00:44:55in front of everyone

00:44:56for me, Butch.

00:44:58You may look

00:44:59and sound like a man,

00:45:00but you're nothing

00:45:01but a pathetic coward.

00:45:03Okay, enough!

00:45:03You know what

00:45:04I always couldn't

00:45:05stand about you?

00:45:06Your moral posturing.

00:45:08But guess what?

00:45:09Morals are just lies

00:45:11to make you lame girls

00:45:12feel better about

00:45:12yourselves.

00:45:13That's why no man

00:45:14will choose you

00:45:15over Marissa Trixie.

00:45:16Because I've got

00:45:17the material goods.

00:45:19You're just all

00:45:19empty talk.

00:45:20I'm not here

00:45:21to request to be chosen

00:45:23because I'm the one

00:45:24who's doing the choosing.

00:45:26See this?

00:45:38Oh my god.

00:45:40Is that the billion-dollar

00:45:41contract for Sasha?

00:45:45The one that's supposed

00:45:46to make us all rich as fuck?

00:45:47No, absolutely not.

00:45:49I don't believe it.

00:45:51You all sound so scared already.

00:45:53Don't worry.

00:45:54This isn't that contract.

00:45:56It's the lease

00:45:57to the modest home

00:45:58you tried to swindle

00:45:59from me.

00:46:02See everyone?

00:46:03She's just trying

00:46:04to bluff us.

00:46:05But you don't even

00:46:05have the guts

00:46:06to go all the way.

00:46:07Look at her

00:46:07following orders.

00:46:08I asked her to sign

00:46:09over the lease

00:46:10and here she is.

00:46:11Like a good little

00:46:13peasant slave.

00:46:14That house is worth

00:46:15all her life savings.

00:46:19Do you want to, uh,

00:46:21I don't know,

00:46:21beg for a little treat

00:46:22while you're at it?

00:46:33You must understand me.

00:46:35I'm here to take back

00:46:36everything I've ever

00:46:37given you.

00:46:38I'm giving it to charity.

00:46:47Bro, she's gone

00:46:47cuckoo in the head.

00:46:48She thinks that just

00:46:49because she rented

00:46:50a pretty little dress

00:46:51she can pretend

00:46:51to be a deep pocket

00:46:52and invest in baddies.

00:46:53You wish you had

00:46:54that kind of money

00:46:55to just toss away,

00:46:56Trixie.

00:46:56It's just a drop

00:46:57in the bucket for me.

00:46:58Uh, I know

00:47:00what this is.

00:47:01You've gotten delusional

00:47:02and you think

00:47:03you're Cinderella

00:47:04so you can just

00:47:04show up to a fancy party

00:47:06and some Prince Charming

00:47:07will scoop you

00:47:08into money forever?

00:47:09Well, that's not happening.

00:47:10Security!

00:47:11Lock the doors.

00:47:12This woman doesn't leave

00:47:13until we're through

00:47:14with her.

00:47:18This is where

00:47:19your dreams will die,

00:47:20bitch.

00:47:23We found

00:47:24Miss Trixie Lysander.

00:47:25She's being cornered

00:47:26by her ex and his mistress

00:47:27at the Wickham wedding

00:47:27right now.

00:47:28Butch Tanner.

00:47:29Well, he's gonna wish

00:47:30he died in battle

00:47:31after I'm done with him.

00:47:32Let's go.

00:47:36You think a few toy guns

00:47:38scare me, Marissa?

00:47:39I've saved plenty

00:47:40of people

00:47:41for much worse.

00:47:43Including your head

00:47:43of command, Butch.

00:47:45General Lysander Armstrong.

00:47:48You mean the legendary

00:47:49war hero?

00:47:50He's been in a coma

00:47:51for years

00:47:52after he saved the nation

00:47:52from a terrorist attack.

00:47:54You're an unskilled,

00:47:56unemployed,

00:47:57ugly leech.

00:47:58So how could you

00:47:58possibly have

00:47:59this magical ability

00:48:00to heal someone

00:48:02like General Lysander Armstrong?

00:48:04No one here

00:48:04is gonna believe you.

00:48:05Have you really cured

00:48:06the incurable general?

00:48:07Then Sasa

00:48:08is the fucking

00:48:09Virgin Mary.

00:48:10Andrea.

00:48:11You're just asking

00:48:12to be humiliated, Trixie.

00:48:14Show them, Butch.

00:48:21See for yourselves, everyone.

00:48:23Trixie's just a

00:48:24freeloading beggar.

00:48:28She won't leave me

00:48:29and Marissa alone

00:48:30because we're rich

00:48:31as fuck now.

00:48:33I'm a major

00:48:33in the Marines.

00:48:35Sasa,

00:48:35she has

00:48:36a billion dollar

00:48:37biomedical contract

00:48:39with the military.

00:48:41Approved by the first

00:48:42female president

00:48:43of the United States

00:48:44herself, bitch.

00:48:45How despicable.

00:48:46She's just trying

00:48:47to leech off you

00:48:48like a parasitic

00:48:49gold digger.

00:48:50Get out of here.

00:48:51No one wants

00:48:52to marry you.

00:48:52No free meals

00:48:53for the poor.

00:48:54Do you see this,

00:48:56Trixie?

00:48:57This is high society.

00:48:59So you're either

00:48:59born on a sober spoon

00:49:01or you're as accomplished

00:49:02as me to be here.

00:49:03Maybe if you do

00:49:04some serious

00:49:05dick-sucking here,

00:49:06maybe someone

00:49:07will drop a couple

00:49:08bucks in your tin can.

00:49:12I already have

00:49:13everything one

00:49:13can dream of,

00:49:14but I valued

00:49:15our friendship, Marissa,

00:49:16which is why I came here

00:49:17to give you

00:49:18a second chance

00:49:18to see if you'd

00:49:19apologize and admit

00:49:20to your backstabbing.

00:49:22But no,

00:49:23you stooped so low

00:49:25it disgusts me.

00:49:27Nothing is more

00:49:28disgusting than you

00:49:28standing on street

00:49:29corners like a bum.

00:49:31And who knows

00:49:32if you've already

00:49:33started offering

00:49:34sexual services?

00:49:36Well then,

00:49:38why don't you get

00:49:39on your knees

00:49:39for me, Trixie?

00:49:40My brother

00:49:41will never

00:49:42take you back.

00:49:43No man will marry

00:49:44an embarrassment

00:49:45like you.

00:49:46But make me happy?

00:49:48And I might consider

00:49:49making you my

00:49:49personal prostitute.

00:50:01how dare you

00:50:02hit my brother.

00:50:03I'm never letting you

00:50:04leave here alive.

00:50:06I thought I

00:50:07had to do something.

00:50:08Don't worry,

00:50:09my dear.

00:50:10After I'm done

00:50:10with you,

00:50:11Trixie,

00:50:11not even

00:50:12the goddess

00:50:12of healing

00:50:13will be able

00:50:13to save you.

00:50:15Oh,

00:50:16is that so.

00:50:18Security!

00:50:20Get down

00:50:21on your knees

00:50:22and give Bob

00:50:23one hell of a

00:50:24blowjob

00:50:24in front of

00:50:25everybody here

00:50:26or I'll pop

00:50:27so many holes in you

00:50:28the men here

00:50:29won't know

00:50:29which one to fuck.

00:50:30I don't need

00:50:31to be the goddess

00:50:31of anything

00:50:32to punish you.

00:50:33Any of the

00:50:34powerful leaders

00:50:34I've saved before

00:50:35could crush you

00:50:36before you even

00:50:37touch me.

00:50:38dream on.

00:50:40You wish

00:50:41General Licenter

00:50:41scooped you

00:50:42off your feet

00:50:43but you

00:50:43weren't good

00:50:44enough for me.

00:50:44You're definitely

00:50:45not good enough

00:50:46for him.

00:50:46Enough!

00:50:48You're souring

00:50:49my party

00:50:49so you either

00:50:50get the fuck out

00:50:52or I'm gonna

00:50:52shoot you.

00:50:54On the count

00:50:55of three!

00:50:55I think I quite

00:50:56like it here.

00:50:57Two!

00:51:08Mmm.

00:51:09This wine

00:51:10is so delicious.

00:51:12One!

00:51:13Shoot!

00:51:15Nobody

00:51:16is laying

00:51:17a hand

00:51:18on my future

00:51:19wife.

00:51:25It's

00:51:25it's

00:51:35Who the hell

00:51:36is this?

00:51:41I'm sorry

00:51:41that I'm late.

00:51:42Did they

00:51:43hurt you?

00:51:44No.

00:51:45I'm fine.

00:51:46But um

00:51:47when did I

00:51:48become your

00:51:48future wife?

00:51:50You saved

00:51:51me

00:51:52Trixie

00:51:53remember?

00:51:53I'm a man

00:51:54of my word

00:51:55but I'm never

00:51:56gonna hurt you

00:51:56ever again.

00:51:57Really

00:51:58it was nothing.

00:51:59I saved you

00:52:00because you're

00:52:01a good man

00:52:02not because I

00:52:03want you to

00:52:03owe me any

00:52:03favors.

00:52:10I see

00:52:10what this

00:52:11is.

00:52:11You're the

00:52:12one who

00:52:12cheated on

00:52:12me Trixie.

00:52:13Look at

00:52:14you guys

00:52:14all loving

00:52:15dogs.

00:52:16Don't try

00:52:16to pin

00:52:16this on

00:52:16her.

00:52:17She

00:52:17waited for

00:52:17you for

00:52:18three years.

00:52:18This is

00:52:19the kind

00:52:19of woman

00:52:20of virtue

00:52:20that a

00:52:20man would

00:52:21die

00:52:21for.

00:52:23Virtue?

00:52:24Don't make

00:52:25me laugh.

00:52:26She's

00:52:26probably out

00:52:27there giving

00:52:27blowjobs

00:52:28for cash.

00:52:29No man

00:52:30who in a

00:52:30hundred foot

00:52:31pole would

00:52:32want to

00:52:32touch her.

00:52:33She should

00:52:33be happy

00:52:34Bob was

00:52:34willing to

00:52:34give her

00:52:35some.

00:52:39I see

00:52:40her in

00:52:40the Marines.

00:52:43I'm a

00:52:43major.

00:52:44Look man,

00:52:46I know

00:52:46Trixie is

00:52:47like a

00:52:48seven now

00:52:49that she's

00:52:49all cleaned

00:52:50up but

00:52:50don't waste

00:52:51your manhood

00:52:51on a whiny

00:52:52worthless

00:52:53woman like

00:52:54that.

00:53:00A real

00:53:00man never

00:53:02talks about

00:53:02a woman

00:53:03that way.

00:53:04You're a

00:53:04coward.

00:53:14We don't

00:53:15need to

00:53:15fight fire

00:53:15with fire

00:53:16to deal

00:53:16with the

00:53:17likes of

00:53:17them.

00:53:19You're

00:53:19very

00:53:19gracious

00:53:19Trixie,

00:53:20you know

00:53:20that.

00:53:23You're

00:53:23only getting

00:53:24off of it

00:53:24because she's

00:53:25so kind

00:53:25so you're

00:53:25going to

00:53:26do me

00:53:26the favor

00:53:26of never

00:53:27coming near

00:53:27her again.

00:53:28You understand?

00:53:28You want

00:53:29to fuck

00:53:29with me

00:53:29you little

00:53:30dipshit?

00:53:30I'm a

00:53:31fucking

00:53:31major.

00:53:32You're

00:53:32probably

00:53:33lowest rank

00:53:33of the

00:53:34military

00:53:34grunts.

00:53:35I'll

00:53:36destroy you.

00:53:37Do you

00:53:37really not

00:53:38know who

00:53:38this is

00:53:38Butch?

00:53:39I thought

00:53:40you were

00:53:40in the

00:53:40Marines.

00:53:41What have

00:53:41you been

00:53:42doing this

00:53:42whole time

00:53:42and if

00:53:43you

00:53:43don't

00:53:43know

00:53:43who

00:53:43this

00:53:43war

00:53:44hero

00:53:44is?

00:53:45He

00:53:46was

00:53:46just

00:53:46a

00:53:46supply

00:53:47boy.

00:53:49War

00:53:50hero?

00:53:51Is this

00:53:52all part

00:53:52of your

00:53:53plan,

00:53:53Trixie?

00:53:54Poor

00:53:54girl.

00:53:55Did you

00:53:55sell your

00:53:56house to

00:53:56hire this

00:53:57actor so

00:53:57you can

00:53:58feel better

00:53:58about

00:53:58yourself?

00:53:59A

00:53:59woman's

00:54:00worth

00:54:00is

00:54:00tied

00:54:00to

00:54:00the

00:54:01man

00:54:01she

00:54:01marries.

00:54:02Trixie

00:54:02is

00:54:02worthless

00:54:03because

00:54:03that

00:54:04guy

00:54:04looks

00:54:04like

00:54:04a

00:54:04cowboy.

00:54:08A

00:54:08bum

00:54:08girl

00:54:09and

00:54:09a

00:54:09pimp.

00:54:10What a

00:54:10pair.

00:54:12Seems

00:54:12like

00:54:13they

00:54:13don't

00:54:13know

00:54:13who

00:54:13you

00:54:13are

00:54:14since

00:54:14you've

00:54:14been

00:54:14out

00:54:14of

00:54:14action

00:54:15for

00:54:15so

00:54:15long.

00:54:16Maybe

00:54:16we should

00:54:16try to

00:54:17play

00:54:17some

00:54:17more.

00:54:18Don't you

00:54:18think?

00:54:20Bring in

00:54:21the wedding

00:54:21gift.

00:54:29What is

00:54:29all this?

00:54:30Trixie,

00:54:31listen,

00:54:31I know

00:54:31that you

00:54:31didn't

00:54:32ask for

00:54:32anything

00:54:33after you

00:54:33saved

00:54:33my

00:54:34life.

00:54:35But I

00:54:35know

00:54:36that we

00:54:36shared

00:54:36a

00:54:36moment.

00:54:40I'm

00:54:40not the

00:54:40kind of

00:54:41man

00:54:41to get

00:54:41close

00:54:42to a

00:54:42woman

00:54:42and

00:54:42then

00:54:42just

00:54:43disappear.

00:54:43It's

00:54:44not in

00:54:44my

00:54:44nature.

00:54:46I'm

00:54:46like

00:54:46somebody

00:54:47else

00:54:47here.

00:54:48Listen,

00:54:49Trixie,

00:54:50I have

00:54:51never

00:54:52met

00:54:52a

00:54:52woman

00:54:54like

00:54:55you.

00:54:55So

00:54:56incredible

00:54:56and

00:54:57kind

00:54:57and

00:54:58beautiful.

00:54:58So I

00:54:59know

00:54:59that you're

00:55:01the one

00:55:01for

00:55:01me.

00:55:03This

00:55:04guy's

00:55:04either nuts

00:55:04or a

00:55:05really,

00:55:05really good

00:55:07actor.

00:55:08Oscar

00:55:08worthy.

00:55:09Oscar

00:55:09worthy.

00:55:10No.

00:55:12First gift.

00:55:17Trixie,

00:55:18I know

00:55:18that you

00:55:18just lost

00:55:19your home,

00:55:19so I'm

00:55:20gifting you

00:55:21with your

00:55:21own new

00:55:22mansion.

00:55:23Worth

00:55:24$500 million,

00:55:25previously owned

00:55:26by Jennifer

00:55:27Aniston.

00:55:29Second gift.

00:55:32this contains

00:55:33all the rights

00:55:34to my

00:55:35entire

00:55:36fortune,

00:55:37which is

00:55:37now yours.

00:55:38Entire

00:55:39fortune

00:55:39from a

00:55:39cowboy

00:55:40actor?

00:55:41It must be

00:55:41bad news.

00:55:42They already

00:55:42spent their

00:55:43entire life

00:55:43savings on

00:55:44this clown

00:55:44show.

00:55:45They've

00:55:45got nothing

00:55:45left.

00:55:46Lysander,

00:55:47I really

00:55:48don't care

00:55:48for any of

00:55:49Look,

00:55:50I know

00:55:51that you

00:55:52are the

00:55:52farthest

00:55:52thing

00:55:53from a

00:55:53material

00:55:53woman,

00:55:54which is

00:55:55exactly

00:55:55why

00:55:56my

00:55:56third

00:55:57gift

00:55:57is

00:55:59well.

00:56:14Cleo!

00:56:16Hey!

00:56:17Oh my

00:56:18God.

00:56:19You

00:56:20found

00:56:20my

00:56:21dog.

00:56:25Trixie,

00:56:25I'm

00:56:25just

00:56:25a

00:56:26man.

00:56:26But

00:56:26with

00:56:27you,

00:56:27it's

00:56:27so

00:56:27much

00:56:27more.

00:56:29Trixie

00:56:29Amore,

00:56:33will

00:56:33you

00:56:34marry

00:56:34me?

00:56:37You

00:56:37know

00:56:37I

00:56:37can't

00:56:38say

00:56:38no

00:56:38to

00:56:38this

00:56:38doggo.

00:56:42Yes,

00:56:43I

00:56:43will

00:56:43marry

00:56:44you.

00:57:00Go

00:57:01go

00:57:01power

00:57:01couple.

00:57:02Woo!

00:57:03Okay,

00:57:04stop.

00:57:05The only

00:57:06power

00:57:06couple

00:57:06here is

00:57:07Butch

00:57:07and I.

00:57:09Let's

00:57:10remind

00:57:10everyone

00:57:10how

00:57:10worth

00:57:11it's

00:57:11Trixie

00:57:11is.

00:57:13No

00:57:14man

00:57:14in their

00:57:15right

00:57:15mind

00:57:16would

00:57:17marry

00:57:17that

00:57:17embarrassing

00:57:17sack

00:57:18of

00:57:18scraps.

00:57:19Hey,

00:57:20I don't

00:57:20care if

00:57:20she's

00:57:20homeless

00:57:21or

00:57:21not.

00:57:21But

00:57:22I'm

00:57:22making

00:57:22this

00:57:22woman

00:57:22my

00:57:23wife.

00:57:23Which

00:57:24means

00:57:24that

00:57:24she

00:57:24will

00:57:25be

00:57:25treated

00:57:25as

00:57:25and

00:57:26cherished

00:57:26as

00:57:27the

00:57:27most

00:57:27precious

00:57:27woman

00:57:28on

00:57:28earth.

00:57:29Understand?

00:57:33You

00:57:34still

00:57:34don't

00:57:34realize

00:57:35that

00:57:35my

00:57:36brother

00:57:36is

00:57:36the

00:57:36most

00:57:36powerful

00:57:37man

00:57:37on

00:57:37earth.

00:57:38This

00:57:38is

00:57:39General

00:57:39Lysander

00:57:40Armstrong.

00:57:48As

00:57:48if

00:57:49like

00:57:49an

00:57:49almighty

00:57:50general

00:57:50Lysander

00:57:51Armstrong

00:57:51would

00:57:52propose

00:57:52to

00:57:52a

00:57:53homeless

00:57:53prostitute

00:57:54like

00:57:54Trixie.

00:57:55Yes,

00:57:55the

00:57:55Armstrong

00:57:55family

00:57:56basically

00:57:56controlled

00:57:57the

00:57:57global

00:57:57stock

00:57:57market.

00:57:58Lysander

00:57:59Armstrong

00:57:59would

00:57:59sooner

00:58:00marry

00:58:00the

00:58:00princess

00:58:00of

00:58:01England

00:58:01than

00:58:01someone

00:58:01from

00:58:02the

00:58:02lowest

00:58:02rank

00:58:03of

00:58:03society.

00:58:04I bet

00:58:04my

00:58:05life

00:58:05you're

00:58:05all

00:58:05just

00:58:06actors.

00:58:07Then

00:58:07you

00:58:07better

00:58:08enjoy

00:58:08your

00:58:08last

00:58:08breath.

00:58:09Come

00:58:09on

00:58:09Lysander

00:58:10what

00:58:10are

00:58:10we

00:58:10waiting

00:58:10for?

00:58:11Let's

00:58:11show

00:58:11them

00:58:11what

00:58:13we

00:58:14do

00:58:14to

00:58:14us

00:58:15the

00:58:15Elise

00:58:15infect

00:58:16us

00:58:17with

00:58:17your

00:58:17poor

00:58:17people

00:58:17bad

00:58:18luck.

00:58:18She wishes

00:58:19she could

00:58:20blame her

00:58:20low status

00:58:21on

00:58:21bad luck.

00:58:22Truth is

00:58:23she's just

00:58:23a useless

00:58:24lazy

00:58:25bitchin'

00:58:25bum.

00:58:26She's utterly

00:58:28unmarriable.

00:58:30I can

00:58:31dispose

00:58:31of

00:58:31them

00:58:32in

00:58:32other

00:58:33means

00:58:33if

00:58:33you

00:58:33don't

00:58:33prefer

00:58:34violence.

00:58:34I'd

00:58:35handle

00:58:35them

00:58:35myself

00:58:36but

00:58:38I'll

00:58:39let

00:58:39you

00:58:39do

00:58:39all

00:58:39the

00:58:39heavy

00:58:40lifting.

00:58:40Go

00:58:41ahead

00:58:41Lysander.

00:58:49Yes

00:58:49hello

00:58:49this

00:58:50is

00:58:50Lysander

00:58:50please

00:58:50bankrupt

00:58:51Marissa

00:58:52Wickham

00:58:52for

00:58:52me.

00:58:54Oh

00:58:55my

00:58:55gosh

00:58:55I'm

00:58:55so

00:58:56scared.

00:58:56Anyone

00:58:57these

00:58:57days

00:58:58could

00:58:58call

00:58:58anyone

00:58:59and

00:58:59pretend

00:58:59to

00:58:59be

00:58:59on

00:58:59the

00:59:00phone.

00:59:06Hello?

00:59:08Yeah.

00:59:11What?

00:59:16I'm

00:59:17a

00:59:17fake

00:59:18rat!

00:59:25Hey

00:59:26hey

00:59:26are you

00:59:27you sure

00:59:27that was

00:59:28the

00:59:28call

00:59:28Sussman?

00:59:29That

00:59:29that was

00:59:29a real

00:59:30call?

00:59:30People

00:59:31don't

00:59:31just

00:59:31suddenly

00:59:31go

00:59:31bankrupt

00:59:32like

00:59:32that.

00:59:32My

00:59:32company's

00:59:33dead

00:59:34evaporated

00:59:35book

00:59:35it's

00:59:36thin air

00:59:39That's

00:59:40impossible

00:59:41who are

00:59:42you?

00:59:42What did

00:59:43you do?

00:59:44Secretary

00:59:44Cho

00:59:45you said

00:59:46you said

00:59:46the

00:59:46secretary

00:59:46of

00:59:47health

00:59:47right?

00:59:47And

00:59:48you

00:59:48yourself

00:59:48said

00:59:48that

00:59:49the

00:59:49Armstrong

00:59:49family

00:59:49owns

00:59:50the

00:59:50entire

00:59:50global

00:59:50stock

00:59:51market

00:59:51Could that

00:59:52be

00:59:52how

00:59:53they

00:59:53bankrupted

00:59:53Miss

00:59:54Wickham?

00:59:55Then that

00:59:55means

00:59:57you're

00:59:58really

00:59:59Lysander

01:00:00Armstrong

01:00:00the richest

01:00:01and most

01:00:02powerful

01:00:03man

01:00:03in the country

01:00:04Trixie

01:00:05Mary

01:00:05the

01:00:06famed

01:00:06war

01:00:07hero

01:00:07the

01:00:08man

01:00:08every

01:00:08girl

01:00:09wants

01:00:09and

01:00:09every

01:00:09man

01:00:10wants

01:00:10to

01:00:10be

01:00:12Now you

01:00:12believe me?

01:00:13Those who

01:00:14do bad

01:00:14will always

01:00:15end up

01:00:15losing

01:00:15everything

01:00:17There's

01:00:17gotta be

01:00:18some

01:00:18trick

01:00:18to

01:00:19this

01:00:19You

01:00:19guys

01:00:19are

01:00:19just

01:00:19bums

01:00:20trying

01:00:20to

01:00:20extort

01:00:21money

01:00:21from

01:00:21us

01:00:23I

01:00:31know

01:00:31why

01:00:32you're

01:00:32all

01:00:32over

01:00:32Trixie

01:00:33because

01:00:33you've

01:00:33been

01:00:33in the

01:00:34military

01:00:34for so

01:00:35long

01:00:35you don't

01:00:35know

01:00:35what a

01:00:35real

01:00:36woman

01:00:36can

01:00:36do

01:00:36for

01:00:36you

01:00:37Let me

01:00:38take

01:00:38you

01:00:38to

01:00:38my

01:00:39wedding

01:00:39chamber

01:00:39and

01:00:40I'll

01:00:40show

01:00:40you

01:00:40a good

01:00:40time

01:00:43Do you

01:00:44hug your

01:00:44hands

01:00:44for me

01:00:44or I'll

01:00:45have

01:00:45them

01:00:46removed

01:00:46for

01:00:46you

01:00:46I

01:00:51would

01:00:52never

01:00:52be

01:00:52interested

01:00:52in a

01:00:53woman

01:00:53who's

01:00:53as

01:00:54vile

01:00:54and

01:00:54cruel

01:00:55and

01:00:55wicked

01:00:55as

01:00:56you

01:00:56are

01:00:57Guess

01:00:57the

01:00:57cheater

01:00:58gets

01:00:58cheated

01:00:58on

01:00:59eventually

01:01:01Sosset

01:01:02was

01:01:02just

01:01:02trying

01:01:02to

01:01:02save

01:01:03the

01:01:03company

01:01:04I

01:01:04don't

01:01:04blame

01:01:05her

01:01:05at all

01:01:05Your

01:01:06double

01:01:06standards

01:01:06are

01:01:07incredible

01:01:07Okay

01:01:08you don't

01:01:08want me

01:01:09fine

01:01:10but there's

01:01:10plenty of

01:01:11other

01:01:11efficiency

01:01:11I can

01:01:12give you

01:01:13a room

01:01:13full of

01:01:14pageant

01:01:14winners

01:01:1418 years

01:01:15full

01:01:15fresh

01:01:16for the

01:01:17taking

01:01:24I

01:01:24I did

01:01:25I did

01:01:25that

01:01:25so you

01:01:25wouldn't

01:01:25have

01:01:25to

01:01:26Miss

01:01:26Trixine

01:01:27Thank

01:01:27you

01:01:27Devin

01:01:29Marissa

01:01:30not only

01:01:31have you

01:01:31backstabbed

01:01:32me

01:01:32your best

01:01:33friend

01:01:34by stealing

01:01:35my fiance

01:01:35but now

01:01:37you'd sell

01:01:37out other

01:01:37innocent

01:01:38girls

01:01:38just to

01:01:39get your

01:01:39company

01:01:39back

01:01:39You're

01:01:40an insult

01:01:41to all

01:01:41good

01:01:41women

01:01:41out there

01:01:42no

01:01:42to all

01:01:43of humanity

01:01:43So now

01:01:44everything

01:01:45that I've

01:01:45ever given

01:01:46you to

01:01:46I'm taking

01:01:47it all

01:01:48back

01:01:51Wait

01:01:51everyone

01:01:52stop

01:01:55They're

01:01:55imposters

01:02:00I just

01:02:01got off

01:02:01the phone

01:02:01with the

01:02:01president

01:02:02and she

01:02:02said your

01:02:02contract

01:02:03is not

01:02:03getting

01:02:03cancelled

01:02:04because it

01:02:05was assigned

01:02:05by the

01:02:05goddess

01:02:06healer

01:02:06herself

01:02:07So

01:02:07we won't

01:02:08go bankrupt

01:02:09The goddess

01:02:10healer

01:02:10You mean

01:02:11the eccentric

01:02:12and highly

01:02:12lucid

01:02:13stage

01:02:13in the

01:02:13field

01:02:13of

01:02:13medicine

01:02:14approved

01:02:14of

01:02:14my

01:02:15biomedical

01:02:16products

01:02:16Yes

01:02:17that's

01:02:18the highest

01:02:18honor

01:02:18anyone

01:02:19can have

01:02:19in the

01:02:20field

01:02:20of

01:02:20health

01:02:20and

01:02:20medicine

01:02:21The goddess

01:02:21healer's

01:02:22motto

01:02:22is

01:02:23the right

01:02:24rewrites

01:02:24the wrong

01:02:25the left

01:02:26leaves

01:02:26the wrong

01:02:26the left

01:02:28That means

01:02:29she's rewarding

01:02:29me

01:02:30The president

01:02:30would never

01:02:31let your

01:02:32company

01:02:32go bankrupt

01:02:33In fact

01:02:34she's on

01:02:35her way

01:02:35now

01:02:37So

01:02:38you're

01:02:38telling me

01:02:38this

01:02:39dashingly

01:02:40handsome

01:02:40motherfucker

01:02:41over here

01:02:42isn't

01:02:42Lysander

01:02:43Armstrong

01:02:43Who the fuck

01:02:44cares who he is

01:02:45If the president

01:02:46and the goddess

01:02:47healer

01:02:47approves of my

01:02:48product

01:02:48Who cares about

01:02:49this washed up

01:02:50war hero

01:02:50We can break his

01:02:51legs

01:02:52break his arms

01:02:52No one would

01:02:53even bat an eye

01:02:54She even gave us

01:02:55explicit permission

01:02:56to call upon

01:02:56secret services

01:02:57FBI

01:02:58FBI

01:03:01You're under arrest

01:03:02for fraudulent claims

01:03:03and identity theft

01:03:06Gotcha

01:03:10Guess I still get the

01:03:12last laugh

01:03:12Trixie

01:03:13No

01:03:13don't arrest her

01:03:15Trixie's a good

01:03:16person

01:03:17Please officer

01:03:18don't arrest her

01:03:19Grandma

01:03:20Mr. Rogers

01:03:21Mrs. Williams

01:03:22What are you all

01:03:23doing here?

01:03:23The neighbors

01:03:24heard about the

01:03:24breakup between

01:03:25you and Butch

01:03:26We were worried

01:03:27so we came here

01:03:28to back you up

01:03:30Listen officer

01:03:30I can attest

01:03:32that Trixie Amoria

01:03:33is a good neighbor

01:03:34She's very kind

01:03:35hearted

01:03:35and would never

01:03:36break the law

01:03:37Yes

01:03:37and one time

01:03:38when my daughter

01:03:39needed university

01:03:40tuition

01:03:40Trixie gave her

01:03:42everything she had

01:03:43just to help her out

01:03:44She also paid

01:03:45for my recent

01:03:45heart surgery

01:03:46as well

01:03:47My fiance really

01:03:49is an incredible woman

01:03:50She's an angel

01:03:51descended from heaven

01:03:57You must be the criminal

01:03:58pretending to be

01:03:59General Lysander Armstrong

01:04:01My brother

01:04:02is not a criminal

01:04:03He's a war hero

01:04:04who single-handedly

01:04:05saved this country

01:04:06from a terrorist attack

01:04:07Without him

01:04:08this whole country

01:04:08would have been

01:04:09bombed to ash

01:04:10And that's why

01:04:11it's twice the crime

01:04:12is stealing his identity

01:04:14General Lysander Armstrong

01:04:15only fell into a coma

01:04:16because of the fight

01:04:17with the terrorists

01:04:18And we've received

01:04:19no word that he's

01:04:19woken up yet

01:04:20So this must be

01:04:21an imposter

01:04:23I can tell that

01:04:24this whole dilemma

01:04:25with my identity

01:04:25is causing you

01:04:26a lot of trouble

01:04:26I promise I'll get it

01:04:28resolved and we can

01:04:29focus on taking down

01:04:30your scumbag ex

01:04:33If you want to arrest

01:04:34me, fine

01:04:36But don't fuck

01:04:36with my fiance

01:04:37You don't get to

01:04:38decide, punk

01:04:39Let's go

01:05:01Get him

01:05:03If you can

01:05:04If you can

01:05:55Is that enough pain?

01:05:56Or do you want more?

01:06:05Legend

01:06:06is written

01:06:07all over you

01:06:08I found her

01:06:10Grandma

01:06:13Meet my new fiance

01:06:16Wow, your new fiance

01:06:18He's so manly

01:06:20Much better

01:06:21than your last one

01:06:22I always knew

01:06:23you'd find someone

01:06:24better

01:06:24It's Butch's loss

01:06:26Trixie has always

01:06:27been so much better

01:06:28than Marissa

01:06:29She's like a shining

01:06:31star in the sky

01:06:32and Marissa's like

01:06:33a roach in the sewers

01:06:35Bitch, we name-calling

01:06:36now?

01:06:37I'll drown you out

01:06:38with insults from my side

01:06:39right, Sam?

01:06:40Drown out the poor

01:06:41Drown out the poor

01:06:42Drown out the poor

01:06:44Drown out the poor

01:06:45Drown out the poor

01:06:47Drown out the poor

01:06:48See, Trixie?

01:06:49You've got no connections

01:06:51No power

01:06:52You can't compete against me

01:06:53even if you have

01:06:54one guy on your side

01:06:55who can fight

01:06:55We're too honorable

01:06:57to fight dirty like you

01:06:58So you're using

01:06:59defenseless lives

01:07:00as your shield

01:07:01because you know

01:07:02we won't hurt them

01:07:03Let them eat cake

01:07:14You can't shoot all of them

01:07:15Grab what you can't, fam

01:07:17Attack!

01:07:35You will not hurt

01:07:36a single soul

01:07:37in my presence

01:07:43What the fuck was that?

01:07:44I don't care

01:07:45what the fuck it was

01:07:46I'm not letting her

01:07:47make a fool of me

01:07:47at my own wedding

01:07:56Damn it!

01:07:57Damn it!

01:08:00You forgot I had a gun, too

01:08:02That'll teach you

01:08:03for messing with the wig hands

01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family

01:08:05and get out of here

01:08:06We're quartered

01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself

01:08:08to fend them off

01:08:09Devin, you and your brother

01:08:11are both good men

01:08:13I will not let your injury

01:08:14be in vain

01:08:15They will be punished

01:08:20Now hold still for me

01:08:23Right

01:08:25Rewrite's the wrong word

01:08:36Holy fuck

01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?

01:08:39By chanting the goddess healer's chance?

01:08:41Is she the goddess healer?

01:08:45I'm all better now

01:08:47Thank you, Miss Trixie

01:08:48See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman

01:08:52No

01:08:52No, please

01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl

01:08:55Don't put me on some sort of pedestal

01:08:57Sure

01:08:59You hear that?

01:09:00She's just some average

01:09:01homeless girl on the streets

01:09:02She was probably holding out a super magnet

01:09:04that drew out the bullet

01:09:05While I do not care for glory

01:09:07I do believe in justice

01:09:10Marissa and Butch

01:09:11Not only have you betrayed me

01:09:13but now you've hurt the innocent, too

01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes

01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?

01:09:20God?

01:09:21Wrong

01:09:23But you're close

01:09:24I'm bullshit

01:09:25I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives

01:09:30You wanna cross the line so bad?

01:09:33Then let's see you try

01:09:34Charge!

01:09:43The hell is this?

01:09:45This is the line between life and death

01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?

01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good

01:09:54but, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic

01:09:57You're not the Grim Reaper

01:09:58What if it's a trap?

01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves

01:10:02We ain't afraid of her

01:10:03She's nothing but a circus prostitute

01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?

01:10:09I will

01:10:13Left

01:10:13Leaves the wrong rest

01:10:22I'm fine

01:10:23Nothing happened

01:10:24You'll see soon enough

01:10:26Oh, please

01:10:27I really wanna die

01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?

01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up

01:10:33Whoops

01:10:34Just crossed it again

01:10:36Whoops

01:10:36Once and again

01:10:38Nothing's happened to-

01:10:40Stop!

01:10:41Stop!

01:10:42Stop!

01:10:43Stop!

01:10:46Stop!

01:10:47Stop!

01:10:50Stop!

01:10:50No!

01:10:51No!

01:10:52Hey!

01:10:53What did you do to my brother?

01:10:55I didn't do anything

01:10:56Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning

01:10:59I suggest you take him to the ER

01:11:01If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral

01:11:05Come on

01:11:06Major

01:11:07Are you not gonna help your own brother?

01:11:09How was he able to cross the line?

01:11:11See, this must be an illusion

01:11:16Only the pure of heart can cross the line

01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!

01:11:21Please!

01:11:22Please!

01:11:25Please!

01:11:26Please!

01:11:27You're so sore I wouldn't marry you

01:11:29You'd go and hurt my brother

01:11:30Oh, please

01:11:31You hurt us first

01:11:33At first

01:11:34I was really hurt by your betrayal

01:11:36But I've come to realize

01:11:38Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward

01:11:41Marissa

01:11:42Thanks for taking this low life from me

01:11:46You blame yourself

01:11:47For being worthless

01:11:48You think anyone would want to marry you

01:11:50When you've got nothing to offer?

01:11:54And when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day

01:11:59Don't touch my wife

01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband

01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie

01:12:10But when the presidential contract arrives

01:12:12It'll hit you like a fucking truck

01:12:14That you're nothing but an ugly phony

01:12:16And I'm the queen of everything

01:12:18Oh, really?

01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want

01:12:22You've got nothing on me

01:12:28Yes

01:12:28Tell the president to get here immediately

01:12:35Goddess

01:12:35Madam President

01:12:37I require your assistance

01:12:39Yes, we'll be there immediately

01:12:44Get the VP

01:12:45We're leaving now

01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?

01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap

01:12:54But I didn't know you were crazy, too

01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa

01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie

01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming

01:13:04Miss Wickham is correct

01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier

01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line

01:13:12You hear that, everyone?

01:13:13There is no way

01:13:15Low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself

01:13:19She's just a desperate phony

01:13:21Who doesn't get enough male attention

01:13:23So she's come here to play up her importance

01:13:25No, my granddaughter would never do that

01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound

01:13:31Only the goddess healer can do that

01:13:33Is Trixie really the goddess healer?

01:13:38Oh, I love you

01:13:41Oh, first

01:13:43First your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong

01:13:47And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?

01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time?

01:13:56I never realized how delusional they were?

01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have

01:14:01While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces

01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to

01:14:07But you trying to make me jealous Trixie?

01:14:09It ain't working

01:14:10You can't just fake the...

01:14:14Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary

01:14:17It's like real magic

01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel

01:14:21But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination

01:14:24And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex

01:14:28Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?

01:14:32No

01:14:33Trixie, look

01:14:35Trixie, look

01:14:35I believe you

01:14:36You saved me

01:14:38Whether you're a goddess or not

01:14:40You did that

01:14:41No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me

01:14:45We'll riot against you now

01:14:47Tear her apart

01:14:48Tear her apart

01:14:50Tear her apart

01:14:51Tear her apart

01:14:53Tear her apart

01:14:55Tear her apart

01:15:01Tear her apart

01:15:02Tear her apart

01:15:17Tear her apart

01:15:18Tear her apart

01:15:19Tear her apart

01:15:20Tear her apart

01:15:21Tear her apart

01:15:22Tear her apart

01:15:23Tear her apart

01:15:24Tear her apart

01:15:27Tear her apart

01:15:29Tear her apart

01:15:31he hired, pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with

01:15:36Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?

01:15:39Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.

01:15:41What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash

01:15:49Miss Wickham's wedding.

01:15:50The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one

01:15:56of the most important allies to the president?

01:15:58He is the general, but he's in trouble now.

01:16:02Did you hear that?

01:16:04Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.

01:16:08So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?

01:16:11We got the VP and the president.

01:16:14On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.

01:16:18I told you.

01:16:20Now punish them, Vice President Langley.

01:16:22This is treason.

01:16:23Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.

01:16:31Hurry!

01:16:32The goddess healer needs us.

01:16:35You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.

01:16:38My brother is a war hero.

01:16:40He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attacks.

01:16:42He was in a coma for two years.

01:16:44If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...

01:16:45Enough!

01:16:46You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.

01:16:50Not just your brother.

01:16:52Yeah.

01:16:54It's okay.

01:16:55Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.

01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.

01:17:03And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.

01:17:06I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.

01:17:11I truly saved a good man.

01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.

01:17:22And what can you do about it?

01:17:23Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.

01:17:26My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.

01:17:31Let's try it out on them.

01:17:34Hold on, Mr. Vice President.

01:17:35There's no way that you're taking this seriously.

01:17:37Put innocent civilian lives in danger?

01:17:39Despicable!

01:17:40What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.

01:17:46Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.

01:17:50Did you hear that, boy?

01:17:54Oh!

01:18:04Shoot!

01:18:05Wait, that's the president.

01:18:12Hold on, help!

01:18:19Wait, idiots!

01:18:20No!

01:18:27Oh, my gosh!

01:18:28I'm so sorry, Madam President.

01:18:31That was...

01:18:32They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.

01:18:35What is this?

01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.

01:18:41This is a war crime.

01:18:42These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.

01:18:45You're the uncivilized buffoon.

01:18:46I can shoot whoever I want.

01:18:48I have the presidential contract.

01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility.

01:18:51And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?

01:18:56What are you doing?

01:18:57Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.

01:19:00That is easy.

01:19:02There's no need.

01:19:04I'll save everyone.

01:19:18It's raining gold!

01:19:21What's happening?

01:19:23Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.

01:19:24It's got to be cheap glitter.

01:19:28She...

01:19:29She is...

01:19:30She is a criminal.

01:19:33Don't worry, Madam President.

01:19:34We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.

01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you.

01:19:37Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.

01:19:41What are you talking about?

01:19:42The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.

01:19:55This contract?

01:19:57Yes!

01:19:58Yes!

01:19:58Thank you, first gentleman.

01:20:17My contract, you bitch!

01:20:19And that's not all.

01:20:32This foul weapon will not see the light of day.

01:20:35There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.

01:20:38Don't you realize?

01:20:40Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?

01:20:43You're the real virus here, Marissa.

01:20:46Money is worth more to you than human lives.

01:20:49And that's something I cannot tolerate.

01:20:51So prepare yourself.

01:20:52Because I'm about to smite you.

01:20:56What are you going to do?

01:20:57The President is here.

01:20:59And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.

01:21:04You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?

01:21:07Madam President, you've recovered now.

01:21:10So what's your final decision?

01:21:14I'll...

01:21:15She's going to give me my billion dollar...

01:21:21I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.

01:21:29Why are you attacking me, Madam President?

01:21:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...

01:21:34You wish!

01:21:35Idiot!

01:21:38I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.

01:21:43I don't understand.

01:21:45I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.

01:21:50And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?

01:21:56You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?

01:22:00The one and only.

01:22:03And it's...

01:22:06Her.

01:22:18What?

01:22:22Welcome, goddess.

01:22:29Uh, we, uh...

01:22:35You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?

01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?

01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?

01:22:44I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.

01:22:47Help those in need.

01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.

01:22:53No, so that means...

01:22:54The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?

01:22:58She took it away just like that.

01:23:02That was her golden ticket.

01:23:03You were once my fiancée and best friend.

01:23:06But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.

01:23:10No, please, I swear.

01:23:12I didn't know you were an ex-wife.

01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is.

01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold.

01:23:20She's an amazing person.

01:23:21And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.

01:23:25She's going to be my wife.

01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.

01:23:35I love you.

01:23:48All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.

01:23:54This is all your fault.

01:23:55This is all...

01:23:56You seduced me!

01:23:59You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.

01:24:02Please, Trixie, give me another chance.

01:24:06I want to be rich again.

01:24:08I'll be your slave.

01:24:10Kiss the ground you walk on.

01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize.

01:24:14But it's too late now.

01:24:16All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.

01:24:20You two should be locked up.

01:24:22And she shall.

01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.

01:24:30It's all your fault, Marissa.

01:24:31I never loved you.

01:24:33It's your fault!

01:24:34I was only with you for your money.

01:24:36I don't care.

01:24:36You were rich.

01:24:38You all sent itself out.

01:24:40Rest assured, goddess.

01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons.

01:24:46My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.

01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values.

01:24:52That is why I saved you.

01:24:54With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.

01:25:00Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.

01:25:05Let's party!

01:25:07Wait, we just got married.

01:25:09Right now.

01:25:10Yes.

01:25:11Well.

01:25:12Woo!

01:25:15Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?

01:25:20I do.

01:25:21I do.

01:25:22You may kiss the bride.

01:25:23You may kiss the bride.

01:25:24You may kiss the bride.

01:25:25You may kiss the bride.

01:25:26You may kiss the bride.

01:25:27You may kiss the bride.

01:25:28You may kiss the bride.

01:25:31You may kiss the bride.

01:25:32You may kiss the bride.

01:25:35You may kiss the bride.

01:25:36You may kiss the bride.

01:25:37You may kiss the bride.

01:25:39You may kiss the bride.

01:25:40You may kiss the bride.

01:25:42You may kiss the bride.

01:25:45You may kiss the bride.

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