00:00All right, we're checking out the Weird, the Wild, the Wonderful with Rock and Road Trips.
00:05And today, we are in Hell.
00:08Hell is home to like 72 people, so there's, you know what I mean?
00:10There's only so much going on.
00:11You got the little strip.
00:12Hell will literally, it's like blink and you missed it.
00:15We are at the Hell Saloon right now.
00:18And you know what?
00:19What?
00:20That makes me thirsty as hell, Diane.
00:22Oh my God, what are you going to do about it, Paul?
00:23It's a good thing we've got our Faygo, the one true pop right here.
00:27I got this new flavor called Super Pop.
00:32That'll quench your thirst in hell.
00:34All right, so this is your mayor or proclamation.
00:37Whereas the citizens of Hell, Michigan need a mayor, and whereas no one else wanted the job,
00:41and whereas being the mayor of Hell can be a hell of a responsibility,
00:45we have finally found a devil that actually wants the job.
00:47Therefore, we the citizens of Hell, Michigan do hereby proclaim.
00:51Joe Sugar Bear Morgan has been appointed mayor of Hell, Michigan on this date, April 8th, 2025.
00:58For the avoidance of gaps, and may we will help for eternity, or at least listen to me, but I
01:01come so long.
01:02Well, all right, it is my first official act, Ms. Crystal.
01:05I would like to pardon you.
01:07Other proclamations will follow shortly.
01:09But I want to thank you for your warm welcome to hell.
01:13Of course.
01:14Come on, it's a cold day in hell, I'm telling you what.
01:18Wow.
01:18But it's bright and sunny, and thank you so much.
01:21You have a hell of a town.
01:23All right, talking a little bit about the history of Hell, because who doesn't want to know more about Hell?
01:27Hell yes.
01:28Right?
01:28Hell yes.
01:29It turns out that Hell was created back in, like, the 1800s.
01:34George Reeves, he bought some land, and he made, like, a grist mill.
01:37And then, of course, one needs to have a distillery and a tavern.
01:41So, he actually paid some of his farmers in booze.
01:45I'll bet that worked out beautiful.
01:46It's totally legal.
01:48Oh, my God.
01:49And a great idea.
01:50Rumor has it that two different things.
01:52One, that he didn't give them what it was named, so they were like, all right, fine, we'll call it
01:56hell.
01:57Or that the wives, because he was paying the farmers in booze, would be like, well, they're going back to
02:04hell again.
02:05We'll never know for sure, we just know that we have the great, unincorporated township of hell as a part
02:11of our weird, wild, and wonderful Michigan road trip.
02:15Do you know what Hell Creek needs, Donnie?
02:17What does Hell Creek need?
02:18A dam.
02:19It does.
02:20You know what they do have?
02:22You know what they do have, Don?
02:23Damn Nation University, and you can buy degrees from damn you.
02:34Hell, Michigan offers a variety of services.
02:38What do they have going on, Joel?
02:41They got the crematory right here.
02:43Yes.
02:44Highly recommended.
02:45It's good as hell.
02:46Yeah, right?
02:47And what flavor ice cream did you get?
02:48Let's hear it.
02:50Well done.
02:50So, while you're in Hell, Michigan, you can actually bring your taxes here, get them stamped and mailed from Hell,
02:56Michigan, and they don't fully burn them, but there is some sort of singing.
03:01They do whatever is borderline legal, like they're singeing a lot almost, right?
03:08A lot.
03:09You can also do it for divorce papers if you want to do that.
03:12This is, I think, the darkest thing ever.
03:14You can scatter loved ones' ashes, or somebody you didn't like so much, which, in that case, I'm like, and
03:21you ended up with their ashes?
03:23Like, my God, what kind of life did they do?
03:24Anyway, you can do it all right here in Hell, Michigan.
03:28And you know what?
03:29Everybody we've met here is friendly as hell.
03:31They really are.
03:32Another thing you can do in Hell, Michigan is get married, and part of your marriage ceremony is the locks
03:41of love.
03:42So, you get a lock, and you lock your love, and your love stays together.
03:48Except for some people who actually come back and been like, hey, can I have some cable cutters and taking
03:53their lock of love back?
03:55So, you know, breakups.
03:57What are you going to do?
03:58But look at all of these locks, man.
04:00A lot of people have gotten married in Hell, Michigan.
04:03Yes, being the mayor of Hell is one of my life's greatest accomplishments.
04:09I do.
04:11Time's up.
04:12Thanks for being our mayor, but it stems from impeachment.
04:15You're a cornstack of being a mayor.
04:17This is your document that certifies that Joel Sugarberg Morgan, formerly known as mayor of Hell, Michigan, has been officially
04:25impeached on April 8, 2025.
04:27The citizens of Hell appreciate your noble effort in managing our community, but regretfully acknowledge that you have not met
04:33our expectations.
04:34No matter how special this day may have been for you, to those of us who live here, it was
04:38just another day to have.
04:40Well, I'm going to take my impeachment certificate and get the hell out of town.
04:45That's right.
04:53When you get back from a rockin' road trip, nothing hits the spot like a cold Faygo pop.
04:59Faygo, the one true pop.
05:01Faygo, the one true pop.
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