00:00Alright, so we're in Target.
00:02Oh, got it!
00:04Holy shit.
00:05Say hi, Miranda.
00:07Shut the fuck up.
00:10That thing's really freaking me out.
00:11Listen to it, it's snoring.
00:19What does this one do?
00:21Pet my bag.
00:23Oh my god, there's a bag!
00:24It's looking!
00:27Alright, what do you-
00:32We should play with toys.
00:34Okay, I'm just gonna put these like-
00:36Okay, this thing like, squeaks.
00:40Oh no, it doesn't.
00:43My bad. Oh my god.
00:44I thought it made a noise.
00:54You wanna press it.
00:56Shut up.
00:57Why do those things snore so much?
00:59I have no idea. They're just like lazy.
01:05Oh my god.
01:07This is like amazing.
01:08Watch.
01:13Alright, I-
01:15Where's something else interesting?
01:17Oh.
01:19Oh my god.
01:20A Zuzu pet.
01:22I've been wanting to know what these are.
01:24Have you seen these?
01:26The Zuzu pets, watch. They do stuff.
01:31Oh, it's so cute.
01:33That was so pointless.
01:36Maybe it actually moves when it's not in the box.
01:40Please keep toy away from me.
01:44Whoa.
01:46That was interesting.
01:47Let's watch this thing one more time.
01:49Um.
01:54Fuck.
02:07It doesn't even sound like a panda.
02:08Shit.
02:09Pandas don't squeak.
02:10They-
02:11They're like-
02:12Yeah.
02:13Maybe.
02:13I think they nibble or like, gerbil or something.
02:17Whatever the fuck.
02:17I don't know.
02:19Anyways.
02:20Bye bye.
02:21Say bye.
02:22Bye bye.
02:22Bye bye.
02:23Bye bye.
02:23Bye bye.
02:23Bye bye.
02:24Bye bye.
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