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Hollyoaks 27th May 2026
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00:00I really believed that Charlie was innocent.
00:01I'm really sorry for all the hurts and pain
00:04we have caused you and your family.
00:05Oh, come on, Darren.
00:06You saw him.
00:07He was having a panic attack.
00:09Actually, you thought you'd do the sensible thing
00:10and bring our fugitive son to your place of work.
00:13It was either that or let him go on the run.
00:15How's funeral planning going?
00:16Yeah, I got everything sorted.
00:18He's got all right at the eulogy now.
00:19Don't know where to start.
00:22Well, good morning to do that for ages.
00:57This is the place.
01:06Oh, I miss you so much.
01:09Must not waste any more time.
01:15Get in there, you.
01:16Show yourself.
01:22It's open.
01:25Only me.
01:29I brought you around.
01:30You know, I've been sat here all day
01:31trying to get something down for dying eulogy.
01:35It's awful.
01:39Whoever's there, come out now.
01:47I know you're fond of Caleb.
01:49This has nothing to do with how I feel about it.
01:51Excuse me.
01:52Hello.
01:53Nancy speaking.
01:54Look, he's got life-changing injuries and he's still forgiven me.
01:57So maybe one day he can forgive Charlie too.
02:00Yeah, but the courts won't, will they?
02:02He's only going to make things worse for himself if he keeps running away.
02:05Okay, I'll be right there.
02:07Who was that?
02:07That was the caretaker.
02:08I know he thinks someone might have broken into the school he's left a light on so he's
02:11called the police.
02:12I need to get to the school now.
02:14Yeah, I'll come.
02:17What's with the bag?
02:18What?
02:20You said you were going to the gym, right?
02:22Yeah.
02:24Right, see you later.
02:26What about Charlie?
02:30Right.
02:30Well, I'll have a safe flight.
02:33I think you'll come back later.
02:35Put girls to bed with me.
02:36Yeah, I'd love to but I've just had a phone call from Liberty.
02:38She's on her way to the airport and going to New Zealand.
02:41New Zealand?
02:41Which means Sophie and Sebastian are coming to live with me.
02:44Oh!
02:48I can't keep up.
02:49Are you two back on?
02:50Yeah, we are definitely back on.
02:54Ooh, idiot.
02:55She is.
02:55Your little bruiser.
02:57Do you know what's really weird?
02:59I definitely look too young to be a grandad.
03:01Is your brother okay with you two?
03:03She pinned him off.
03:04Good riddance.
03:05Listen, when you tell Dodger that I'll pick the twins up from the mates later, they're going
03:09to love moving in with their dad.
03:11And they need a bit of stability.
03:13Especially now that Libby is gone and the mums.
03:15I just realised.
03:16Dodger and Tori are going to be in the flat on their own.
03:20So now, I've got my kids back.
03:23I've got you back.
03:24Yeah.
03:25This day just keeps getting better and better.
03:28Yeah.
03:35How are the kids feeling about tomorrow?
03:37Well, they're burying their mum.
03:39How do you think they feel?
03:42Sorry.
03:44They've taken Eva to the park.
03:46I think they've coping quite well.
03:50And what about you?
03:53No, I should be helping Jack downstairs.
03:55Diane would have something to say about me slacking off like this.
03:58No, no, Tony.
03:59Listen, Jack's got it coloured.
04:01She won't want you running yourself into the ground.
04:03Just sit down.
04:07Tony, you're grieving.
04:10How do I do it, Luna?
04:13What do I say about a woman I love that much?
04:16Everything I write just seems insignificant.
04:22Yeah.
04:25I remember trying to write something for Perry's funeral.
04:32But it didn't matter.
04:35I just stood up and said whatever came into my heart.
04:39What?
04:39All I seem to remember is the way I let her down.
04:42How I cheated on her.
04:44Tony.
04:46Don't crucify yourself, okay?
04:48Diane wouldn't want that.
04:50Oh, hi guys.
04:52Tony, I can't find the cellar keys.
04:54Oh, Tony's just trying to write Diane's eulogy.
04:58Well.
05:00He's certainly the hell of a life together.
05:03If Diane was here, Tony, what would you say to her?
05:06I'd probably tell her to stop nagging me.
05:09When I got the bins wrong or something.
05:11He'd be busy with the tea-time rush in the pub,
05:13talking about the kids,
05:14where we were going to take them on half-term.
05:16I'd complain about the crick in my back
05:18and she'd give me a little rub.
05:20I always embellish that bit.
05:23And then I'd tell her
05:26something that I wish I'd said every single day.
05:27She was alive.
05:32I want to grow old with you.
05:35There's no one in this world for me but you.
05:40I don't want to live without you.
05:45Come here.
05:48I think this is a waste of our time.
05:50Let's just do one last sweep and call it a night.
05:57Dodger!
05:59I thought no one was here.
06:00I was told there was an intruder.
06:02An intruder?
06:04Was this the caretaker?
06:06I told him I was going to be working all day in my office.
06:10So why are you here?
06:13I'm here to pick up my wife.
06:14Why are you here?
06:16We're understaffed.
06:18So there's no break-in?
06:20Doesn't look like it.
06:23It's just me.
06:24I've got the exams coming up so it's loads to prepare for.
06:27I'm so sorry we've wasted your time.
06:29I'll finish and lock up, yeah?
06:31Sorry.
06:33Babe, I'm at work.
06:38Okay.
06:41I'll be back as soon as I can.
06:43I'm just finishing up.
06:44Yeah.
06:47Yes, I love you two.
06:48Okay, boy.
06:50Well, maybe you should have a word with your caretaker.
06:52Oh.
06:53Don't worry.
06:55I will.
07:20I'll be back as soon as I can.
07:21Right, I'm off.
07:22See you later, mate.
07:23See you later.
07:33What, you really think Dodger's going to want to move in here with a house full of women?
07:36Why not?
07:37His daughter's here.
07:38We love each other.
07:39We want to wake up and see each other's face every single day.
07:41Right, well, even if he does move out, he's better off keeping all of her flat just in case.
07:45Yeah, I think Dodger will want that.
07:47I'm really glad you and Mercer are back together.
07:49Oh, thanks.
07:50Bye, hon.
07:54What are you doing creeping around my girlfriend's house?
07:56Did you not get a message?
07:58Hard and clear.
07:59I don't want to cause any trouble.
08:02So what are you doing here?
08:04I just want to talk.
08:06But whatever happened, we're still family.
08:09After what you've done to me?
08:11Look, Jenson.
08:12Mercedes doesn't want you here and I don't want you here.
08:15So just go.
08:33OK, straight up to the attic until we figure out what to do with you.
08:38I can't believe you've been lying to me.
08:40I've been so worried about him and you knew where he was this whole time.
08:43Charlie's been in a bad way for a while now.
08:45You know how he gets with his gambling and his drugs.
08:48We were worried about him.
08:49We didn't know what to do.
08:50It was my idea to hide him.
08:53I know it was wrong, but my sister, his mum, was murdered in prison.
08:59He might not get in as much trouble if he just pleaded guilty and he knew it was an accident.
09:04My sister spent her last days terrified for her life and I do not want that for her son.
09:10OK.
09:11So what are we going to do then?
09:14We're all going to just calm down.
09:17We'll come up with a plan.
09:19OK, well, I think you need to do that quite quickly.
09:22Because they invited Caleb round and...
09:23Well, that's not going to happen, Frankie. You need to stop him.
09:35What's all this?
09:39We go on a holiday. Is that why you were so excited on the phone?
09:41Not a holiday.
09:43But a really exciting adventure.
09:45Yeah.
09:47You...
09:47And Tori...
09:50Moving in with me.
09:55Into your place?
09:57With all your family?
09:59Yeah. Just think.
10:00You get to see Myra Bocahontas all the time.
10:03She really gets on with Tori.
10:05We'll have a kazooillion babysitters when we're on a night off.
10:08Won't it be a bit of a squeeze? I mean, have you run this past Myra?
10:12Auntie Myra loves you to bits.
10:15I just think, with Liberty starting a new life and, you know, our mercy and Warren getting back together, why
10:20don't we just give it a try?
10:24T, I've got a flat here.
10:25Yeah, but it's empty.
10:27And it's full of bad memories.
10:29What you need is noise.
10:33To be surrounded by hormonal women.
10:37Chaos, family, you, me, the kids, all under one roof.
10:44Doesn't it sound perfect?
10:54Yeah.
10:56Yeah, it really does.
10:57Yes!
11:06I forget that Frankie was the Cher impersonator.
11:10Do you know I've still got a box of her wigs in the attic?
11:13I just can't bring myself to part with them.
11:16Oh, Leila. My love's there so suddenly.
11:19It was Diane that found her.
11:21Called the ambulance.
11:23It's such a comfort to me knowing that she wasn't alone.
11:26Everybody loved Frankie.
11:29Cheers to me.
11:30I feel guilty sometimes about how happy I am with Pearl.
11:34But then I think about Frankie's favourite song.
11:38Do you believe in life after love?
11:41Well, I do now.
11:46What have you got there?
11:48What have you got there?
11:48She's drunk my half a die.
11:50I don't know how to stop it.
11:51It will eventually.
11:53Pez used to get loads of posts through the door after she died.
11:56Bridal magazines.
11:59I'm supposed to be making you feel better.
12:01You have.
12:01I know what I'm going to say now.
12:03You're right.
12:04I don't need the words.
12:05Just let the memories do the talking.
12:07I'm going to do her proud.
12:09And Diane will be right alongside you.
12:12Okay.
12:13I better get back to work.
12:14Hmm.
12:16Listen, Tony.
12:17Diane wanted me to give you something.
12:20My sweetheart.
12:22Your dad needs a wee cuddle.
12:27She wrote each one of you a letter.
12:29She wanted me to give you them.
12:31To read on the day of the funeral.
12:35Listen, tomorrow is going to be heartbreaking.
12:38But you're not alone.
12:39Okay?
12:41Thanks, Lena.
12:45See you later.
12:46Right.
13:01You worried Frankie won't find your garlic breath attractive?
13:03I've got garlic breath.
13:05Let's hope she keeps a distance from you.
13:06And from the rest of us.
13:08Yeah.
13:09That shower seat fitted me tight then.
13:11Does it?
13:12I love it when you get old Beth the Builder on, eh?
13:14Trying to put your heart on, eh?
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:18Oh, tell you what.
13:19Caleb's going out.
13:21Maddox won't be back for a while.
13:22Why don't we lock the door?
13:23Put on some massive attack.
13:24Light some candles.
13:25Yeah?
13:27You have to fix your shoddy DIY.
13:33Oh, it's you.
13:35Caleb.
13:36Hi.
13:37Hi.
13:38I was just on my way to yours.
13:40I was going to pop by the shop before.
13:42Er...
13:43Yeah, there's just been a bit of a change of plan.
13:47Pearl's sick.
13:47She's got a vomiting bug, so it's probably best if we avoid that.
13:51Do you fancy a tour around the village instead?
13:54Sounds good.
13:56Yeah.
13:56I just need to grab my phone first.
13:58Okay.
14:05I don't know how she can just rock up as if nothing's happened.
14:08And can you believe he's going to forgive her?
14:10Yeah.
14:10I think it shows great maturity.
14:12Actually, I'm proud of him.
14:14Vomiting bug.
14:15What?
14:16Pearl.
14:17I was in the price slice before.
14:19She served me.
14:20Absolutely fine.
14:20Right as rain.
14:21And what now?
14:21She's got a stomach bug.
14:23Yeah, well, it does happen.
14:25Do you remember that camping trip we went on?
14:27When I couldn't find a toilet for miles around.
14:39Teresa's not invited you over to cook for her, has she?
14:42No.
14:44I guess she hadn't told you yet.
14:46Me and Tori have moved in.
14:48Oh.
14:50That makes sense.
14:52Hi.
14:53Hey.
14:54What have you got?
14:55Kids!
14:56You're going to come down soon and make dinner with everyone.
15:00You're going to join us?
15:01No.
15:02I'm going to get an early night with Joseph.
15:03I'm knackered.
15:05It's nice that the house is all full again.
15:09There's, there's your lips gone.
15:15Where does that go?
15:23Hey, Beth.
15:24Oi.
15:25What you doing?
15:27Mark Hayley might have gone soft in the head, but I'm not in such a forgiving mood.
15:30Beth, what are you playing at?
15:31I mean, it's his choice, I suppose.
15:32He is a grown man, and they do say love is blind.
15:35But I'm not.
15:39You're a mother.
15:40You'd go to the end of the earth for your kids.
15:42I know Charlie technically isn't your kid, but you raised him, and you laid down your life for him.
15:51Look, Charlie's run away, okay?
15:53We don't know where he is, so can you just leave us in peace, please?
15:55No, I'm not here for a war.
15:56I just want justice to Caleb, and I'm going to get it.
16:01Oh!
16:02I do hope pearls on the men, by the way.
16:13What about this one?
16:16Oh, you really think we should?
16:18Yeah, why not? It would be incredible, wouldn't it?
16:20It'd be amazing.
16:24They are knocking me sick.
16:27Oh, shh.
16:28Oh, shh.
16:30Are you with Sophie and Sebastian?
16:32Yeah, they're all tucked up in bed.
16:34I'm really going to make sure they have a decent life with me, you know?
16:37Defo.
16:38Look, why don't we do something tomorrow?
16:39Me, you, them, the girls?
16:42Oh, I'd love to.
16:42You know, me and you, we're really going to work out this time, aren't we?
16:45Of course we are.
16:46I mean, why won't we?
16:48We are.
16:53You know, we're really going to work out this time, aren't we going to work out this time, aren't we
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17:14this time, aren't we going to work out this time, aren't we going to work out this
17:18Oh, my God.
17:52Oh, my God.
18:26Oh, my God.
18:41Oh, my God.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:15Oh, my God.
19:17Oh, my God.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:28Oh, my God.