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Off Campus Episode 3 ｜
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00:21Do you know I'm all right?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25It beats me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:56It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:08You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
01:44It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:45It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:46It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:55It beats me when I'm stuck.
02:23It beats me when I'm stuck.
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:28I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:32Can you?
03:01It beats me when I'm stuck.
03:30It beats me when I'm stuck.
03:32It beats me when I'm stuck.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:40Okay.
03:40Anyway, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one.
03:45So I have to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:48Sure.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:59No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:10Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:13Uh, excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:35You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:43Me.
04:46By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:15Come on.
05:15Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No.
05:21No!
05:21I win.
05:22How?
05:22I'm De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:24Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Hand of all's cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:35Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:37Zoe?
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live, okay?
05:45This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean, come on.
05:48Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing,
05:49and then he's fucked.
05:50Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right, guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Brain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
06:00High in omega-3s, car four, no keto bullshit.
06:04Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DM'd my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry, that's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me, no amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:31Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:34I need to focus.
06:35Jeez.
06:36No.
06:37See what you did?
06:41Think he's coming back for that?
06:50I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have, it's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, I like this phrase here.
07:17You do?
07:18Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Um, oh, no, I'm, I'm not, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:43Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:49Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
07:59Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't
08:15see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:26Yeah, yeah, I, um, I get what you're suckling.
08:29Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:49It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, airgo, therefore.
08:54Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Riger U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:06Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in LA,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:23I thought you'd join me there after you graduate.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:33Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:40It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:49In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:51Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can still act.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:02Okay, and what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd have girl all this.
10:12Wow.
10:14I didn't mean it like that, Allie, and then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:27No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:48All right.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Blue-Baru.
10:58How do you know about that?
10:59Uh, I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I-I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:10No, no.
11:10I-you gave my Blue-Baru six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually-I'm-I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can
11:26get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for-wait for it.
11:42Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:47Keeps me grounded.
11:48You know?
11:48Good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50Hey, you're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garrett.
12:26Garrett.
12:28Not sure how cherry pie is going to do to those-
12:31Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you, and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or-
12:49God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:13Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh my God, please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:26Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:32I do.
13:32I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:46Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:16Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
14:26All right, well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:42Silent as the eagle shatters
14:45In a cold and lonely world
14:49Alone enough for me to ask this
14:51Alone enough to feel the heart
14:56And then the cello part you wrote
14:58For the pre
14:58Actually worked great as a vocal melody
15:00Then I added another section
15:01Before the call and response
15:02Like, um
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain
15:10Sinking into your
15:13Yellow, yellow eyes
15:16Yellow, yellow
15:18And then your cello part
15:23Yellow, yellow
15:29Yellow, yellow
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um
15:37Just gave it words.
15:40Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:42I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just
15:46Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry
15:53Hang on
15:56Do you, do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know what inspiration might strike
16:00Like, if you see me around campus
16:01With my phone in the air
16:02It's because I'm recording
16:04Like
16:04The sound of the wind
16:06Or
16:07Trees rustling
16:09Or there's drama clinking them alone
16:10Such a specific sound
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah
16:14And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes
16:16Usually
16:17Like, really deep in the mix
16:18And I'm trying to change things up
16:19Ben Folds does it too
16:21And Sharon Van Etten
16:22Like Billy Iris and Phineas
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly
16:24Oh my god
16:26Yeah
16:27Uh
16:29Let me, um
16:29Send you this file
16:30And we can, we can riff on it
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic
16:36All the way
16:37Right
16:41I'm safe
16:45Um
16:46So, uh
16:47Let me actually just
16:49Shit, it's, um
16:51It's 7.30
16:51I've got to
16:53I've got to
16:53Go
16:55Okay, yeah
16:56Yeah, yeah
16:57No problem
16:58I'll see you later
16:59Yeah
17:00Cool
17:01Yeah
17:06Yeah
17:06Yeah
17:11Fuck
17:12Fuck
17:12Fuck
17:20Got a lot of friends that I can't escape
17:22Sleeping in my head like a motel six
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape
17:26It bends, it breaks
17:28Got a lot of dreams
17:32What am I doing now?
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:29Are we good or all?
19:09What am I doing now?
19:44What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie?
19:48Wellesie?
19:51Sorry, yes?
19:52What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:55I still don't get the two truths thing.
19:57I'm so screwed if I get them.
19:58No, you're not.
20:00You know everything on these cards.
20:01I promise.
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:06I told her it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
20:09Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood coming at you.
20:13Okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:15Skate away.
20:15Hockey?
20:17Hockey's easy.
20:19Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
20:23Okay?
20:24Convince me.
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard.
20:55Shit.
20:56Shit.
20:56Okay.
20:57Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
21:02Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral.
21:16Uh, because it is like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally.
21:26You forgot this.
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say not only
21:40is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility to
21:59be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth.
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity.
22:13Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength.
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me.
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
22:40We did it, a fucking B.
22:41Plus, don't bring up the plus.
22:43B plus?
22:44Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter.
22:46Thanks to you.
22:46Oh.
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now.
22:55Y'all know.
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench.
23:01Shit.
23:02I think Justin saw me.
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
23:12He's walking away now.
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing.
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist.
23:21You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:23Hey, don't make it worse.
23:23Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school.
23:37Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole.
23:38Hard.
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
23:42Okay, I know.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46He wants to know if I'm good.
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope.
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not gonna respond.
23:53Say nothing.
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl.
23:57Start thinking like a fuckboy.
23:59Ghost his ass.
24:00Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade.
24:06This is to get you the guy.
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do.
24:15Yeah, I do.
24:15All right, well then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal.
24:18And, uh, oh shit.
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:23You are intolerable.
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin.
24:28You are going to put your phone away and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
24:32Tonight.
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No.
24:34Okay, so you're coming.
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes.
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this.
24:38Garrett.
24:38Hannah.
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah, I do.
24:42Let's go on a karaoke night with Garrett Graham.
24:45And the rest of the team, and you, if you're free.
24:49Maybe.
24:51Oh.
24:53Ah!
24:54My slut top!
24:56Take it.
24:57From my boobs to yours.
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in.
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle.
25:06You bedazzled your boot.
25:08Yeah.
25:08Still a little...
25:09Eh.
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent.
25:15And he got all like,
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:20No, I got an agent.
25:21Yay.
25:22Oh my god!
25:23You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything!
25:27Every fucking thing!
25:29No, yeah.
25:29It, like, is everything.
25:31Right?
25:34You're the best.
25:35I love you.
25:36I love you too.
25:39Hey, screw him.
25:41You're coming out with me, and we're celebrating you.
25:45I don't know.
25:46It's karaoke night.
25:48You really gonna rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be, and if you give a damn, take me,
26:06baby, or leave me.
26:08Woo!
26:09Yeah.
26:10Woo!
26:11She's really going at it.
26:12The stage is our happy place.
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please, save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
26:21Choose every night, who's in your bed?
26:27Woo!
26:28Wellesie?
26:29What'd you sing?
26:30Nothing.
26:30Come on.
26:31It's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober, too.
26:35Game tomorrow.
26:36Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:38You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good.
26:40Thanks.
26:41All right.
26:56Well, you know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well, I, I don't...
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know.
27:04But, do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink.
27:09I, I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:12She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:14I can handle it.
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mosey.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:28Yeah.
27:28Yeah, I, I do.
27:34Okay.
27:34Uh, I, I will have a drink.
27:37A drink drink.
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:42I don't know.
27:43Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
28:04I think we found you a drink drink.
28:08Yummy!
28:11You thought I would outgrow acting.
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line.
28:18Like, Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know, he's the madman.
28:23I'm like, I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
28:26But, isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream.
28:30But I do love him.
28:32You know?
28:32And, and I know he loves me.
28:35And, like, we're supposed to be together.
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
28:46It's like, insane.
28:49I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love.
28:59Well, that and love your body, which I do.
29:03My mom said the same thing.
29:04Oh, my God.
29:05Really?
29:08Wait.
29:09Hold on.
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:15Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:29Maverick?
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know.
29:35Yeah, no, I heard.
29:36Along with the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though.
29:40Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:57Oh, my God.
30:07I'm gonna get a boyfriend.
30:14Oh, my God.
30:17I'll hang on.
30:18Okay.
30:23No way.
30:33Good, you're here. I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights.
30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy.
30:42You know, I wasn't sold on them at first, but I can see it now.
30:45Yeah, sure.
30:51Hey.
30:54You fixed my car.
30:56You fixed my car.
30:58You have a car?
30:59No.
31:00Had a car. Great car.
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink.
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it.
31:14Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight.
31:17Ooh.
31:18I only had one.
31:19Or four.
31:21Is that what I'm into?
31:22Nope.
31:25Okay, for my mechanic.
31:27I call this the blue guru.
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid.
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid.
31:33It's mostly blue curacao with a secret ingredient.
31:38Or blue curacao.
31:40Oh.
31:40I'm so excited.
31:42I can't believe that.
31:43Hey, Jean.
31:44What's up?
31:44Brought you something.
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched.
31:50I know.
31:51Neville babies have feelings too.
31:52Sorry, I was an asshole.
31:53You're always an asshole.
31:55There.
31:55Here goes.
32:01Save a whore!
32:04This is pretty good.
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them.
32:08They want my dad.
32:09Wait.
32:10You guys should just do it together.
32:12I mean, look at you.
32:13Best friends.
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little.
32:16No, I mean it.
32:17Screw your dad.
32:18Do it with Logan.
32:19You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym.
32:25Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar.
32:27No, besties.
32:29Besties.
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk.
32:32And you're brilliant.
32:33And I'm brilliant too.
32:34It's not a bad idea.
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity.
32:37Yeah, you do.
32:38I mean, seriously, nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck house, Ben.
32:42Okay?
32:43What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:48Three hot young hockey players?
32:54Hannah Wells.
32:56You're up, bitch.
32:58Woo!
32:59All right, hold on.
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing.
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song.
33:13Oh, shit, girl.
33:15You know this one?
33:17Yeah.
33:17Oh, shit, girl.
33:19She's my cherry pie.
33:22Cool what you can wine is such a sweet surprise.
33:24Tastes so good like a homemade pie.
33:27Sweet cherry pie.
33:31Woo!
33:32Yeah!
33:34Woo!
33:35Woo!
33:37Listen.
33:40We're swinging on the front part.
33:42Swinging on the front part.
33:43I'm alone.
33:43Swinging when we want.
33:45Cause there ain't nobody home.
33:46Swinging to the left and.
33:48Swinging to the light.
33:49Think about hockey.
33:50I'm swinging.
33:51I'm not.
33:52Yeah.
33:54Come on.
33:57Swinging in the living room.
33:59Swinging in the kitchen.
34:00Most folks do them.
34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'.
34:03Swinging in the extra one.
34:04I'm getting the beat of so I mixed up the batteries.
34:07She'll eat the beat of.
34:08I scream.
34:09You scream.
34:09You scream.
34:11Don't even talk cause you can't ignore.
34:14Oh.
34:15Oh.
34:15Oh.
34:18Such a sweet surprise.
34:20Make it grow, man.
34:23Woo!
34:24Oh.
34:25She's my cherry pie.
34:27Put a smile on your face.
34:29Ten miles wide.
34:30Looks so good.
34:31Bring your tears to your eyes.
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:35Oh, yeah
34:36Oh, yeah, yeah
34:41Swing it
34:44All night long
34:46Kinda sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:55They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom
35:00Swinging on the floor
35:01Hanging so hard, forgets to lock the door
35:04Ain't no wonder daddy's only six foot four
35:06So Jane ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13Such a sweet surprise
35:16She make a comment
35:18Ooh
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:23Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Look so good, bring your tears in your eyes
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:34Sweet cherry pie
35:35Sweet cherry pie
35:55Sweet cherry pie
35:57Thank you
35:57Sweet cherry pie
36:06Sweet cherry pie
36:17Sweet cherry pie
36:18Sweet cherry pie
36:18Sweet cherry pie
36:18Sweet cherry pie
36:19Sweet cherry pie
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:13Night-night.
37:19Walsey?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't want to put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:48You look really nice, want to share a bed.
37:52I don't want to put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:11Hope is a scary thing.
38:16Hope is a scary thing.
38:20Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:46But I'm a fuck bunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:53A fuck bunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:58Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02All right.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:44Go to sleep, Rosie.
39:47Hey, you're not going to remember any of this in the morning.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:08Coffee?
41:09Coffee?
41:13Coffee?
41:14Oh, uh, ah yeah, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36all of it you tried to have sex with me yeah i know and now you're bringing me coffee
41:45yep
41:49okay are you 100 awake because there's something really important that i need you to do for me
42:05okay
42:09i need you to give me an orgasm
42:21i think i'm losing all my self-control
42:24if you say i should go but if you don't i think i'll risk it all
42:43don't underestimate me i can't change your life
42:49my friends they've baked in you it's just a waste of time
42:56call me to send a man to kiss me at the bar
43:03think i'm the happiest when i'm within your arms
43:09i mean i don't even know what to say
43:11i think i'm losing all my self-control
43:19if you say i should go but if you don't i think i'll risk it all
43:25i'll give you reason to live
43:29baby i think it's for the wind
43:32cut all ties with the old
43:36and i'll give you something to miss
43:39when the good gets harder to hold
43:42throw it all to the wind
43:45for the wind for the wind for the wind
44:00i think i'm losing all my self-control
44:03if you say i should go but if you don't i think i'll risk it all
44:26you
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