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Citadel S02E01
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00:01...MI6, KGB, they're all the same.
00:03A bunch of maniacs with a fetish for murder and regime change.
00:07So years ago, we formed a spy network whose only mission was to do good in the world.
00:11We called it Citadel.
00:14Citadel's top spies were Mason Kane, Nadia Singh, and me, Bernard Orlick.
00:21Unfortunately for us, a spy network called Manticore, run by the world's richest families,
00:25murdered nearly every Citadel spy with the help of a mole.
00:30I went into hiding, but then discovered Mason Kane had survived the attack.
00:36Only his memories had been erased.
00:38You see, I had implanted every Citadel spy with a backstop chip.
00:42In case the spy was captured, I could wipe all their memories to protect Citadel's secrets.
00:47When Mason came to, he believed his name was Kyle Conroy.
00:50He met his wife, Abby, and had a daughter.
00:54I found Mason and got him to help me bring down Manticore and their head honcho, Dahlia Archer.
01:00Until they kidnapped me, which really pissed me off.
01:05But Mason found another Citadel spy who had survived, Nadia Singh.
01:10Little did he know, the two of them were once in love, married, and had a kid.
01:15Nadia got her memories back.
01:17I remember everything.
01:17And got Mason his memories back, too.
01:24Now pay attention here.
01:26Mason discovers Dahlia Archer is his mother.
01:29And she tricked Mason into giving her a list of all Citadel agents who she then slaughtered.
01:34So yeah, Mason was the mole.
01:37And this is where we left you.
01:39Mason struggling with his old memories, which are now creeping back in.
01:42Nadia's finally reunited with her daughter, Asha.
01:47Dahlia's on the run.
01:48And yeah, I'm still tied up in Manticore's hands.
01:56Who's the one?
01:59Whoo!
02:01Whoo!
02:03Yeah!
02:06All right, here we go.
02:07Yeah, yeah.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Money on my mind's all toupee.
02:13Real out-of-time, never cool-lades.
02:14Sipping on dulce.
02:15Psyched, came a long way from G-Bird.
02:17And it'll work like fir.
02:18New York to L.A., Hawaii, Japan
02:22What's happening, Kimo Sabe?
02:25Invitation.
02:29Got it right here, my guy.
02:43You're up here only from here, buddy.
02:46Maxwell Montaigne.
02:48What an honor.
02:52Who the fuck are you?
02:54This is invite only.
02:56Who the fuck is that, Maxie?
02:57When I was a kid, my mom used to say,
03:00quietness is the beginning of virtue.
03:01What's that supposed to mean?
03:03It means shut the fuck up when I'm talking.
03:05Sit down, Bunny.
03:06Fine.
03:07You still haven't answered my question.
03:12Who the fuck are you?
03:14Because I didn't invite no dumb fuck Yankee Povo to my party
03:16in those dirty fucking boots.
03:24Take your house!
03:29Fuck!
03:31Fuck!
03:34What?
03:40Fuck!
03:42Fuck!
03:43Damn!
03:48Sorry buddy, I'm a stupid fucking twerp!
03:56You speak American?
04:01Yeah.
04:03Get out of here.
04:14Now, listen here you fucking parasite.
04:17I've traveled a very long way to see you, so we're gonna have a little chat.
04:22Two months ago you smuggled cargo out of the US paid for by Paolo Braga.
04:28Where is he?
04:30Fuck you!
04:32Wrong answer.
04:46He lives outside Marseille.
04:49Beautiful.
04:51And when did he have your transport?
04:53Weapons?
04:54Drugs?
04:56No.
04:58A man.
05:01No shit.
05:03Willock.
05:04He'll come in handy.
05:22Okay.
05:23Are you with me?
05:25Just listen to my voice, okay?
05:28What's your name?
05:29Arno.
05:30Where were you born?
05:32Arno?
05:35Elzas.
05:37Ask him about his brothers.
05:41Ask him about his brothers.
05:42Ask him, Mr. Man.
05:46How many brothers do you have?
05:49Three.
05:49Ask him their names.
05:50Oh, you fucking ask him.
05:52You're right fucking here.
05:54Bernard.
05:54All right.
05:56Please tell me their names, Arno.
06:02Please tell me their names, Arno.
06:03I'm ahead.
06:05I'm ahead.
06:05I'm ahead of you.
06:06Ask him if he loves his brothers.
06:08Oh, God damn it, Paolo.
06:10Ask him for sake.
06:16Do you love your brothers?
06:18Well, anything.
06:19We hold on here, sir.
06:25Bravo.
06:29I can feel something in my head.
06:31What's...
06:32It's just a hunk of metal.
06:35A receiver.
06:36A what?
06:36Something beautiful, man.
06:41Something we're gonna write onto your brain.
07:06What?
07:08What?
07:13Good morning, sunshine.
07:16Let's go.
07:17He's ready.
07:18Red White Superlore
07:21Falling into me
07:25Let's pick it up now
07:55We're all set, Mr. Brago.
07:56We're all set, Mr. Brago.
07:56Good.
07:57Good, good, good, Joanna.
08:05Bring him.
08:12It's time to shine, Bernard.
08:23Giddyup.
08:26Oh.
08:29There's no one to go.
08:35We're synced. He's ready to go.
08:41Now let's see how truly breathing you are.
08:47You want to go to my family?
08:49You want to go to my family?
08:54But let's go to my family!
09:03You want to go to my family?
09:04You want to go to my family?
09:09You want to go to my family?
09:24Wow.
09:27You know why I chose him?
09:28No, but I imagine he'll tell me.
09:32He and his brothers, those gentlemen over there,
09:37they've been stealing oranges from my farm.
09:40And we've donated the fruit from these orchards
09:44to feed the poor, so we can't have that.
09:49What a saint you are.
09:53Come.
10:07One.
10:12One?
10:18One.
10:19No, no, no, no.
10:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:38What the fuck is this?
10:42No, no, no.
10:44Oh, buddy.
10:47Can you keep this to me, please?
10:49Yes, yes.
10:50Yes, yes.
10:58I waited a month for this.
11:02Why did you do that?
11:03Because you fucked it up.
11:04There's a chip in his head.
11:08You just shot him in his head.
11:13I don't know. I fucked it up.
11:16Shit.
11:21Life.
11:32Oh my god.
11:35I missed it.
11:37It's still good.
11:43Don't try to fuck me again.
11:45I'm closing in on your friends as we speak.
11:59I'm coming for noina.
12:01I'm coming for you.
12:02I'm coming for some...
12:03I'm closing in on it.
12:09No way.
12:11I don't know.
12:56take that wig off why you get to wear it and that stupid mask
13:04mango nadia kids like chocolate or pizza try it it's delicious
13:11this is bullshit language that bullshit baby won't shut up either language Asha
13:20is that where they took grandpa no well we need to find him we will soon soon he
13:27called you the bravest person you knew why would he lie to me finding him puts
13:31you at risk and keeping you safe as my job why because I am your mother Asha
13:41at least the baby shut up
13:55Asha
14:09Asha
14:10Asha
14:11Asha
14:13Asha
14:25Asha
14:39Asha
14:40Asha
14:40Asha
14:55Asha
15:08Asha
15:09Asha
15:10Asha
15:11Asha
15:25Asha
15:33Asha
15:40Asha
15:41Asha
15:44Asha
15:55Asha
16:20Asha
16:21Asha
16:21Asha
16:22Asha
16:23Asha
16:24Asha
16:25Asha
16:25Asha
16:25Asha
16:25Asha
16:29Let's go.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10I'm sorry.
17:14I could kill her next time.
17:16If you teach me.
17:21I could kill her.
17:53I could kill her.
17:56I could kill her.
18:28I could kill her.
18:57I could kill her.
19:06I could kill her.
19:13I could kill her.
19:14I could kill her.
19:18I could kill her.
19:31I could kill her.
19:35I could kill her.
19:58I could kill her.
20:30I could kill her.
20:31I could kill her.
20:40I could kill her.
20:45I could kill her.
21:01I could kill her.
21:19I could kill her.
21:20I could kill her.
21:37I could kill her.
21:42I could kill her.
21:57I could kill her.
22:10I could kill her.
22:12I could kill her.
22:18I could kill her.
22:23I could kill her.
22:27I could kill her.
22:51State media is reporting that Russian President Dmitry Aronov is set to attend the G8 Summit
22:57Next week
22:58Joe
22:58This will be the first international trip that Aronov has taken in three years since the failed coup in Moscow
23:05by the Vulcan mercenaries
23:06The little Russian worm crawls out of his little Russian hole
23:10On the 11th, Mr. Aronov will join a number of other G8 member nations at Hall Garton Castle in Scotland
23:1710 days
23:40The genius at work
23:43What do we have here?
23:45Oh no Bernard, come on!
23:48Chef has three Michelin stars, you can't let it go to waste
23:53Here
23:54Open your mouth
24:00Oh, good boy
24:03Good boy
24:04No one does their best work on an empty stomach
24:08So Bernard, I don't like to be pushy
24:11I know you can't rush art
24:13But
24:13I need my assassin
24:15In ten days
24:18That's impossible
24:19But you have made a career out of making the impossible possible
24:22That's why I had Dolly ship you to my doorstep
24:24I don't know what to tell you
24:26What I'm saying Bernard is
24:28Do
24:29Your fucking
24:30Job
24:36You don't grow oranges here
24:39Do you?
24:43You said that man was stealing oranges for his brothers but you don't grow oranges here
24:49You got me?
24:52Smart
24:54Marked
24:54A year ago
24:55I sat at my father's wake
24:58Staring at his cold body and dad coughing
25:01And all I could see
25:02Was myself
25:04In sixty years
25:06A dad's cold body
25:08I'm hoping it's gonna be a little sooner than that
25:11We're all gonna die Bernard
25:13And once you embrace the truth
25:15Your purpose becomes clear
25:18Oh
25:19How so?
25:20You're an enlightened Gen Zer
25:23All this time I thought it was the money that had corrupted you
25:27Humanity has an expiration date
25:29My purpose in life is to extend the date of that extinction for my son
25:35Nobility is so thick in here you could cut it with a plastic spoon
25:43I need a programmable assassin by next week or I will find your daughter, skin her alive
25:48Peel her like a fucking orange
25:54I'm off to Paris till tomorrow
25:57It's now or never Bernard
25:59You have
26:00Ten days
26:23Nora
26:26Two
26:27Trip
26:28Twww
26:45Celery
26:47C
26:52Let's go.
26:52Did you do it?
27:14Open it!
27:15Open it!
27:18Open it!
27:54Open it!
28:06We got...
28:16Don't! Don't!
28:49you missed one oh fuck me not you sad to see you getting sloppy in your old age bernard
28:55you should be honored by the way i could have been saving anyone's life today but i'm not
28:58here in this shithole saving your worthless ass now give me the gun come on
29:10what are you doing what are you doing making sure no one else tries to shoot you in the
29:15fucking head that okay
29:24why are you really here hutch i'm here to kill paulo braga bernie and i can tell by the look
29:29in your eyes you'd like to kill him too no what no fuck my eyes i'm trying to get away
29:34from paulo braga well seeing as we both want that shit stain terminated i'm gonna do you
29:40a big favor bernie i'm gonna team up with you you're an idiot
29:57lucky for you i got another car about a mile up the road where you can try getting an uber
30:03with this bar on the sticks almost rush hour you're looking at some serious surge pricing
30:24are you serious what are you doing i'm trying to load up on fluids stay hydrated
30:29it's beer it dehydrates that is literally the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard it's full
30:35of electrolytes and iron they used to give new moms beer yeah they used to give the infirm
30:40leeches until they learned and you're driving yeah like a fucking nascar chap stop worrying okay
30:47you know i once flew a blackhawk out of chad with a busted balloon full of yayo leaking out of
30:51my
30:51asshole all right you know the anus is like a sponge bernard you ever do an eight ball
30:58no ever do two eight balls no no well i did through my asshole and i still landed safely
31:03on a moving boat jesus
31:07so what broad want with you anyway he was forcing me to build a mind control program what do you
31:13mean
31:13a mind control program it's a microchip and then it gets implanted into someone's brain and then you
31:18can transmit those instructions and you get them to do whatever you want them to do basically take
31:23away their free will that's what it is it sounds pretty sci-fi bernard yep because that's what i do
31:27hutch i make sci-fi shit so what does an asshole like paulo braga want with a mind control device
31:33he wanted an instant assassin like the manchurian candidate yes hutch like the manchurian candidate
31:39man that is fucking awesome you know my dad used to make me watch that movie with him every saturday
31:45night well now it's not a movie so you built this thing for him huh
31:54that's pretty fucked up bernard he was going to kill my family that brain of yours will rationalize
32:00anything if it's going to get you where you want to go
32:05okay time to switch cars
32:13well i guess we're just going to have to put our differences aside if we're going to be working
32:17we're not working together now we have two vehicles there's one there for you one for me
32:22thank you very much and good luck this car is tagged bernard we'll find it in no time i'll take
32:27my
32:27chances you want a booster seat
32:36seriously how are you going to get out of france you've got no papers no passport and we're the
32:41richest man in the world and this man of course scumbags is going to be all over you i'm aware
32:45bernard you're like 120 fucking years old you don't even have any guns just face it you need me
32:53you need the weight and wealth of the entire cia behind you it's the only way you're killing braga
32:58and stopping this manchurian candidate thing
33:10at a boy burning
33:17you never have too many you absolutely have too many you have too many
33:22agree to disagree
33:23DRIVE
33:38so how far is the CIA extraction
33:42still working on that well this would be a very opportune time for you and your team at Langley
33:46to finish working on that yeah the thing is that's a little tough right now Bernardo
33:50what does that mean I don't exactly have a team at Langley as such you're dark sure are you burned
34:01I don't get the CIA burn Bernard tell me I burned them you said that I would have the full
34:07weight
34:07of the CIA I said you need the full weight of the CIA behind you which you didn't say it
34:13like that
34:13only I don't have it but the good news is you do have me god damn it god just relax
34:20you creepily
34:20I knew it what did you do I didn't do shit what did you do nothing I didn't do shit
34:27but a colleague
34:28of mine found out that Paolo Braga was funneling millions to terror cells in Europe and to cover
34:33it up he tried to have her killed and I happen to really like this girl
34:39like a sister like a sister you don't sleep with what yeah as opposed to the sister you do sleep
34:46with she's funny and smart and I care about her okay and Paolo Braga tried to put a bullet in
34:52her
34:52so I'm gonna put one in him if we have any chance of stopping Paolo Braga from making his
34:57Manchurian candidate we cannot do it alone okay we need spies like us orphaned burned okay
35:07psychopaths psychopaths people without a loyalty in the world no what no we need loyalty
35:14loyalty is something that we need right loyal to a fault I've got just the person in mind
35:19oh no girl you're not fucking don't ruin this for me
35:49ladies and gentlemen in front of you is the autoll and burn a delicacy enjoyed by a king's
35:55American presidents and priests it was actually invented by a priest
36:02the bird has been blinded and therefore thinks it's in perpetual night and gorges itself
36:07and gets fat much like you Gary you fat bastard
36:24the trick is hold it by the skull and down it in one feet first you'll see there's a napkin
36:30in front of you that goes over your head to hide your shame from the gods so here we go
36:36down the hatch
36:41what the fuck was that that sounded like gunfire
36:48okay I'll tell you what's gonna happen I'm gonna go in here anyone come through this door shoot them
36:54try getting through that you bastards
36:56hi Frankie
36:57what the fuck
37:00Nadia I've got a heart condition
37:02your security sucks by the way
37:05what the fuck happened to you you look like shit
37:08you don't always look like shit but right now you do
37:12I need the name of every manticore agent so I can kill them
37:15everyone's looking for you they'll be ridiculous
37:20I'm not gonna have my daughter on the run every few weeks
37:22I'm not gonna dye her hair change her name so you better listen to me and listen to me carefully
37:26you're gonna wipe our identities you're gonna disappear us like you do
37:29or I'll shoot you in the face
37:31yeah you can drop the scary spy shit I've been doing it for years
37:35my daughter is sitting in a gas station stall alone right now so the only thing I want to hear
37:39from you is
37:39I'm gonna do it Nadia whatever you need Nadia
37:41I'm radioactive no one will go anywhere near me
37:46yeah I'm on the shit list a new bloke came in and I did things the old way and so
37:51fucking what
37:53just seemed fine to me
37:54this isn't mine you fucking donut this is an airbnb
37:58and those marks out there they were that far away from buying a timeshare before you came in and blew
38:03it
38:03thanks a lot for that
38:05I'm a shell
38:07a handsome shell but a shell
38:10look I have no idea where you've come from
38:12I have no idea why you're still alive
38:15you're pointing the gun at the wrong fella
38:18you had a mole within citadel
38:20I know we had a mole
38:22you know who it is do you
38:24what the fuck are you talking about
38:25oh you don't know who it is well that's interesting
38:27how could you possibly know
38:29his mum told me
38:40I think you know who it is
38:44I think you know because you married him
38:50with you I'm me
38:51and only with you am I me
38:53marry me
38:54can I trust you
38:55of course
38:56can I trust you
38:58who is
38:59we were set up
39:00who are they
39:01I don't know
39:02was it running citadel to the ground
39:06I don't trust him
39:08you remember
39:09I remember everything
39:11die
39:11I'm
39:11I'm
39:11I'm
39:12I'm
39:13I'm
39:13I'm
39:14I'm
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