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You’re Killing Me S01E02
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00:03Rise and shine!
00:07What the hell?
00:08It's after 8 and you aren't late.
00:11Where are you?
00:16Oh. My. God.
00:21You have an intercom?
00:23Doesn't everybody?
00:24In the Smithsonian, maybe?
00:26Meet me in my office in 10 minutes.
00:27I have my work.
00:29Just kill me now.
00:43There she is, at last.
00:45I don't know about you, but most people take weekends off.
00:48Well, most people are not on the New York Times bestseller list.
00:51Look at this place.
00:53It's like a shrine.
00:54Mine. Dedicated to you.
00:57Your desk is over there.
01:00Oh.
01:01A TV tray.
01:02So what's with the tent and chairs outside?
01:04It's for the wedding.
01:05A wedding?
01:06Are you getting married again?
01:08Not my wedding. I'm hosting.
01:10Cool. So, where are the whiteboards?
01:13The what?
01:13The whiteboards. We need somewhere to outline the story.
01:16Or do you use index cards and painter's tape?
01:18Because I've got some in my bag.
01:19Why do you have painter's tape in your bag?
01:20Because you write the story beats on the cards and then you take them to the windows.
01:24Not to my windows.
01:26Then how do you outline?
01:27I don't. I'm a pantser.
01:29Seat of the pants.
01:30I go where the story takes me.
01:31You can't do that with true crime.
01:33True crime has structure.
01:34It's different from something that you just pull out of your ass.
01:37Okay.
01:38Let's get one thing straight.
01:39If this partnership is going to work, you are going to have to ditch the Gen Z superior attitude.
01:44Superior attitude?
01:45Your desk is literally on a pedestal.
01:47It's not a pedestal.
01:48It's a design feature.
01:49And we have wasted too much time.
01:53You need to start writing.
01:55Start writing what?
01:56The Nash book.
01:57What else?
01:58Where are you going?
01:59To talk to the caterer.
02:00The guests are coming at 11 o'clock.
02:03Jess!
02:05I was reviewing the menu.
02:06Oh no.
02:07Don't you dare make any changes on me now.
02:09I just want to make sure that there are no peanuts in the sauce for the spring rolls.
02:12Yeah.
02:12The best man is allergic.
02:14Oh, and I know you don't like him, but we have to be careful.
02:16If you're throwing a wedding, how are we supposed to get any work done on our book?
02:19First of all, you don't throw a wedding.
02:21Second of all, I am working.
02:23My wheels are always turning.
02:25And third, I'm the senior partner in this relationship.
02:27I give the directions.
02:28You carry them out.
02:29I need to go talk to the florist.
02:32Have a productive day.
02:37What just happened?
02:39Welcome to my world.
02:42Okay.
02:42Looks like we're adding caprese bites to the top.
02:45Caprese and first cut to the soup.
03:09I'm so sorry.
03:10I didn't think anyone was in here.
03:12It's okay.
03:13I just moved in.
03:14It must be the groom.
03:15It must be the groom.
03:15Grooms men?
03:16I thought we were changing in here.
03:18But back up.
03:18You said you live here?
03:19I am working with Allison Chandler.
03:21Except that right now, I am working.
03:23And she's doing a wedding.
03:25Uh huh.
03:26What are you working on?
03:27A book.
03:29Except the hag doesn't have a clue how to write true crime.
03:32I didn't realize she was working with a writing partner.
03:34She is now.
03:36Word is.
03:37Her publishers want to put Selena St. Cloud out of her misery.
03:40Send the old girl out to pasture and put her down like a lean dog.
03:43Oh, you can't say things like that here.
03:44It's treason.
03:45Don't get me wrong.
03:46Sharing a byline with a New York Times bestselling author.
03:49But she is just so supremely messed up in so many ways.
03:52I mean, a wedding?
03:54Wouldn't we have a deadline?
03:55Are you going?
03:56God no.
03:57Weddings are nauseating.
03:58And she didn't invite me.
04:00Then I'm inviting you.
04:02She clearly doesn't want me there.
04:04That's why I think you should come.
04:06That.
04:08And I like you.
04:10Why?
04:11Because you called Allison Chandler a hag.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Okay, I'll come.
04:16I like you too, but I don't know your name.
04:21Oliver, what are you doing here?
04:23Oh, just getting to know your new writing partner.
04:24You can do that later, okay?
04:26You're in your old room and you need to get changed.
04:28What, your old room?
04:29You lived here?
04:30Yeah, of course you did.
04:30He's my son.
04:31Your son?
04:32Why didn't you tell me?
04:33Well, it was more fun this way.
04:35And why is your friend getting married at your mom's house?
04:37Because your backyard is bigger than Disneyland.
04:38Todd and Oliver went to school together from kindergarten all the way to college.
04:42Can we go now, please?
04:44I'll see you at the wedding.
04:45What do you mean I'll see you at the wedding?
04:47She's not going to the wedding.
04:48I am his date.
04:50No, you're not his date.
04:52She's not your date.
04:53She's got work.
04:54Which she is going to do without ruining my windows.
05:01I think she's still coming to the wedding.
05:03Well, at least wear a bra.
05:08We're way behind schedule.
05:09Relax, Mom.
05:10It's going to be fine.
05:11Mrs. C!
05:12Hey!
05:13Look at all of you!
05:14Oh, so grown up!
05:17Oh!
05:18Hey, Brandon.
05:20You are looking very best man.
05:22Brother.
05:22How are you feeling?
05:22You're more ravishing than I am.
05:24Oh, someone started a little early with the champagne.
05:27Cooper.
05:28Hey, have you found someone special yet?
05:30I did.
05:31But she dumped me.
05:33No.
05:33Mom?
05:34Please?
05:35Please?
05:36What?
05:36Cooper and I go way back to when you kids spent the summers here during college.
05:40I miss those days.
05:42Todd, I'm thrilled for you.
05:43Oh, thanks.
05:44Willow and I are so grateful for everything that you've done for us.
05:47It's my pleasure.
05:48Let's get you guys upstairs so you can get ready.
05:50Oh, wait.
05:51The rings.
05:52Can I take a teeny peek?
05:54Please.
05:57Look at that.
05:58Oh, they're gorgeous.
06:00Did you say we were in a hurry?
06:01Oh, sorry.
06:02Yeah.
06:02I just got carried away.
06:05Oh.
06:05What?
06:06Willow's got some skinny little fingers, huh?
06:08Oh.
06:08Huh.
06:09Yeah.
06:09There we go.
06:10All good.
06:11Got my workout.
06:12Okay.
06:12Right on.
06:13There you go.
06:13Okay.
06:14Let's get you guys upstairs so you can change, okay?
06:16Yes.
06:19Okay.
06:20Gotta be downstairs in half an hour.
06:22Don't be late.
06:22I got it.
06:25Miss Chandler.
06:26Oh, Willow.
06:27Hi.
06:28Beautiful bride.
06:29You look radiant.
06:31Oh, congratulations on finishing med school.
06:34Well, it took long enough.
06:35Who's counting?
06:36This is Dana.
06:37She's my maid of honor.
06:38I remember Dana.
06:39You were Willow's roommate at Shaftesbury College.
06:41Are you a doctor now, too?
06:43God, no.
06:44I hate science.
06:45It was totally not for me.
06:46I design jewelry now.
06:47Wonderful.
06:48Dana's so creative.
06:49She made something for everyone in the bridal party, including you.
06:52I'm honored.
06:54Well, thank you.
06:58Wow.
06:59Look, that's something.
07:01I have matching earrings if you want the complete look.
07:03Oh, no.
07:04No.
07:05No.
07:06No.
07:07This is a standalone piece.
07:09I can't thank you enough for all of this.
07:12You better get changed.
07:13We can talk later.
07:15Come on.
07:28Well, I'm glad to see you dressed for the occasion.
07:31Unfortunately, not if my ironic t-shirts were clean.
07:33Red isn't usually worn at weddings.
07:35I don't usually do what it...
07:36Jesus Christ, what the hell is that?
07:39It's special jewelry.
07:40If you're Wilma Flintstone, did the astronauts bring that back to you from the moon?
07:44The maid of honor made it.
07:46You do realize that there's people taking photographs of you with that boulder around your neck?
07:58Oh, no.
07:59It broke.
07:59What a shame.
08:01Huh?
08:01Oh, no.
08:03Oh, no.
08:04Stop.
08:05I don't care if you guys want to kill each other.
08:06Just do it after my wedding.
08:07As you wish.
08:09This?
08:09Really?
08:10Never, man.
08:11I really mean it.
08:12Look, Brandon.
08:12How many times do I have to tell you?
08:13Douchebag.
08:14This is serious.
08:15Okay?
08:16Hey, man.
08:16Light now.
08:17Look, it's my wedding.
08:18So cut the shit.
08:20That's about it.
08:20Let's not get into this room.
08:49What's wrong?
08:50Nothing.
08:51I always cry at weddings.
08:53Because of all the alimony you have to pay.
08:55Shh.
08:58You may be seated.
09:02We are gathered here today to join Willow and Todd in holy matrimony.
09:07Willow, do you take Todd to be your lawfully wedded husband?
09:10I do.
09:12And Todd, do you take Willow to be your lawfully wedded wife?
09:14I do.
09:16You have the rings, please.
09:20That's great.
09:25These rings not only represent the love that you share between one another.
09:29Dude, are you alright?
09:29But they also represent the perfect circle of...
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33Brandon?
09:33Is he okay?
09:34Brandon.
09:35Are you alright?
09:36Get your rescue pen.
09:37Go on, dear.
09:38You okay?
09:38Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:40Oh, shit.
09:42Brandon?
09:43Hey, hey.
09:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:47Brandon.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:49Hey, Willow.
09:50Hey, Willow.
09:51What are we doing?
09:51What are we doing?
09:52Does anyone know CPR?
09:53I do.
09:54Run.
09:55He's just breathing.
09:59Come on.
10:00Come on.
10:01Come on.
10:01Come on.
10:04Stay with me.
10:04Stay with me.
10:05Come on.
10:07Brandon.
10:08Hold on.
10:09Hold on.
10:11Hold on.
10:13Hold on.
10:24This is happening.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:28You okay?
10:29Yeah.
10:30Oliver.
10:31Can I steal you for a sec?
10:53Can I get a plastic bag for this?
10:54I think forensics would want to see it.
10:56Why?
10:57Look at the casing.
10:57Someone's messed with it.
10:58It looks like a pinhole that's been sealed.
11:03Smell this.
11:04Why?
11:05Stop being difficult.
11:06Smell it.
11:08Peanuts?
11:09Didn't you say that Brandon had a peanut allergy?
11:12That's why he had the rescue pen, Captain Obvious.
11:15What if someone took Brandon's rescue pen and switched it for a doctored one?
11:20All you would need are the proteins to trigger anaphylaxis.
11:23If you're right, Brandon was murdered.
11:26I think I'm right.
11:28We should tell the police.
11:37Hello, everyone.
11:38Listen up, please.
11:39I'm Detective Kerrigan.
11:40I know this has been hard on everyone.
11:43However, this is now a crime scene.
11:44You are all witnesses.
11:45So we're going to have to interview all of you.
11:47I'm going to ask for your patience.
11:48With all of that, in the meantime, I'm sure that Ms. Chandler can make sure that you're
11:50all very well taken care of.
11:52The bar's that way.
11:55I don't think we've met.
11:56I'm Oliver Shore, Alison Chandler's son, and also her attorney.
11:59Detective Jack Kerrigan.
12:00Nice to meet you.
12:00Since you're taking statements, I thought I'd volunteer to be first.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Follow me.
12:13The groom didn't look too happy with the best man.
12:15Did you see them all arguing for the ceremony?
12:18I have known these kids for years.
12:20How could one of them be a murderer?
12:22I say we find out.
12:24Okay.
12:25These are my guests, so I do the talking.
12:32I thought you two might need a little something to eat.
12:35After all that, I'm not hungry.
12:37This one's gluten-free.
12:38I guess I'll have one.
12:39So, it's always been a tough day, but I did kind of see you diss Brandon earlier when
12:45he tried to give you a high five.
12:46I'm sorry that my new writing partner is so rude.
12:49No, it's fine.
12:50I mean, yeah, I was a little pissed off at Brandon.
12:51He was acting like a clown, but you know, the truth is I owe him.
12:54But you owe him?
12:54How?
12:55He was a genius behind Snakefly.
12:57That's the software company that Cooper and Todd built with Brandon.
13:00Right.
13:00Yeah, I've heard of Snakefly.
13:02You guys created AI that writes its own self-evolving code.
13:06You're a total disruptor.
13:07I mean, we're actually supposed to get our first big round of funding on Monday.
13:09Well, that's awesome.
13:11Now that Brandon's gone, who gets his share of the profit?
13:15Cooper and I will just split it, I guess.
13:18Hmm.
13:18Well, I'm sure that deal will come in handy now that the two of you are starting your
13:22life together.
13:22What's that supposed to mean?
13:24Well, you just finished med school, right?
13:26So I'm guessing you've got a shit ton of student loans.
13:30Well, I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't help.
13:33Is there any more bruschetta?
13:34I'm starving.
13:35And I heard the caterer might get arrested.
13:38Where'd you hear that?
13:39Got a text from Dana.
13:40She said she saw the police take her somewhere for questioning.
13:43I'll go check on that bruschetta.
13:47I'm standing outside the stately home of best-selling author Allison Chandler,
13:51where the temperature is a mild 75.
13:54But the forecast is murder.
13:56Hey!
13:57Get off my lawn!
13:59Who is that?
13:59Connie Newsom, the weather slut from Channel 49.
14:02She bugs the crap out of me.
14:04Out to get me since the day she got here.
14:07I've had enough.
14:08What the hell?
14:09Oh!
14:10Wrap it up.
14:12Jeez.
14:14You're crazy!
14:15Ugh.
14:16Let's go!
14:16This is your vehicle.
14:18How do you explain it?
14:19I don't know what to tell you.
14:21I did a job last week and I used peanut oil in the chicken satay
14:24and then I put the bottle in my truck.
14:26Is that a crime?
14:27Did you know the deceased?
14:28My daughter Laura went to college with him.
14:31Oh, well did she know the deceased?
14:32Well enough to fall for him and get herself involved in a cheating scandal.
14:36You blame Brandon Hayes?
14:37You're damn right I did.
14:38She never went back to school after.
14:40Okay.
14:42Hey.
14:44How's it going Sherlock?
14:45Thought I'd let the cops take the field.
14:47Give them a chance.
14:48Catch up.
14:50Oh!
14:51Whoa!
14:52Oh!
14:53You okay?
14:55Speaking of.
14:55Nice catch.
14:56I did play sports in junior high.
15:00Damn it!
15:02These are my only heels.
15:04Hope your mom doesn't have me thrown in the dungeon for not wearing shoes.
15:07Mm-hmm.
15:08She only does that on Christmas.
15:11Okay.
15:11I'm going to have one of my officers take a full statement from you.
15:14What?
15:15Am I in trouble?
15:15I just want to ask you a few more questions.
15:17Oh.
15:18I'm so sorry about this, Jess.
15:19No.
15:20There's nothing to be sorry about.
15:21He is just doing his job.
15:24I can walk on my own.
15:26I'm not a criminal.
15:26Jessica is not the killer.
15:28We've known each other for 25 years.
15:30Oh, you two have known each other for 25 years?
15:32Yeah.
15:33Oh, that's a valid defense.
15:34Oh, no, wait.
15:34It's not.
15:35By the way, that's the same thing you said about Lee Granway.
15:38Oh, yeah.
15:39And I was right about Lee, remember?
15:40If you're right this time, it'll be a short interview.
15:42Hey, tell me something.
15:43Always so many murderers and founders go.
15:46Don't try to change the subject.
15:47I've got a house full of hungry guests, okay?
15:49I need my caterer to film my fix.
15:57I was going to come find you after what happened happened,
15:59but there was just so much going on.
16:01Been a real shit date, haven't I?
16:03Are you for real?
16:04I'm at a wedding with a murder.
16:07But I know that Brandon was your friend,
16:10so he must be having a tough time.
16:12He was more of a frenemy than a friend,
16:13but he didn't deserve this.
16:14It's fine.
16:15I'm fine.
16:17You don't...
16:18You don't have to play the emotionally suppressed male with me.
16:22If you want to let it out, let it out.
16:23Feel the feels.
16:24Mm, I'm more of a forego the feels kind of person.
16:26Like Hag Like Son.
16:29Did I mention that I'm really sorry for calling your mother Hag?
16:32Don't have to apologize.
16:33It was pretty funny.
16:36What I'm trying to say is,
16:38I'm here.
16:39If you want to talk.
16:42I appreciate that.
16:45I'm so sorry about all this.
16:47The police are doing their best to find out what happened.
16:49Let me top that off for you.
16:52There you go.
16:54Where have you been?
16:55Just chatting with some of the guests.
16:57What happened to your shoes?
16:58The bottom of the heel came off, so I can't wear them.
17:01What?
17:02It's not like I did it on purpose.
17:05Take that.
17:08This whole day has been a nightmare.
17:11Oh.
17:12Oh, great.
17:12And look.
17:13Look at where that branch came down.
17:15The gardeners were supposed to trim those trees this week.
17:17Everything is completely gone to shit around here.
17:20I know that this is hard for you to hear, but not everything has to be perfect.
17:24Even at an Alison Chandler wedding.
17:26Perfect has been in the rearview mirror since the best man dropped dead.
17:30And now there's a killer on the loose at my house.
17:33But it's the irony that gets me.
17:36Here I am, the queen of romance.
17:38And I'm hosting a beautiful wedding.
17:40And what happens?
17:41Someone dies.
17:43It's like a cosmic metaphor for my love life.
17:45Maybe because no one can live up to your misguided ideals of what romance is about?
17:49Let's talk about you instead.
17:51Oh, I hate weddings.
17:52Why?
17:53They have to do with the toxic patterns inherent in the classic love story.
17:56Please.
17:57Don't hide behind that Gen Z bullshit.
17:59You hate weddings because they bring up issues you don't want to think about.
18:02Oh, please.
18:04Enlighten me.
18:04First of all, your mom and dad promised to love each other forever and they let you down.
18:09And worse, your mom disappeared.
18:12Can't be easy.
18:16I remember one time I wanted to please dress up.
18:19As what, a construction worker?
18:20Don't interrupt.
18:22I went to the attic and I found my mom's wedding dress.
18:25And she let me try it on.
18:27On one condition.
18:28Then I promised I wouldn't grow up too fast.
18:33Never thought I'd have to grow up without her.
18:37Hey, listen to me.
18:38No matter what you think, I know she really loves you.
18:42Why?
18:43Because you can read people?
18:45Because I'm a mother.
18:49I think I need another drink.
18:52Before you get totally shit-faced, take a look over there.
18:56Cooper and Todd?
18:57No.
18:58The cufflinks.
18:59Can you see them?
19:00The ones that look like moon rocks?
19:02Yeah.
19:02Dana must have made them.
19:04But they weren't there with the tuxes when I sent them out.
19:07So she must have given them to them after they got here.
19:11So maybe she knows something about what went on before the ceremony.
19:16Twist the wire in and out.
19:19And then we'll trim the ends.
19:24Okay.
19:27You got time for one more customer?
19:29Honey, I've been there.
19:30It's why they call me DIY Dana.
19:34Why aren't you wearing your pendant?
19:35Oh.
19:36Oh, well, with all that's happened today, I put it in my safe.
19:40To keep it safe.
19:41Oh.
19:41In my safe.
19:42So, no worries, it's safe.
19:45You can never be too careful.
19:47Let's see.
19:51So, Dana, those cufflinks that you gave the groomsmen are incredible.
19:56Thanks.
19:57You know what?
19:58I didn't notice them when I hung up the tuxes.
20:00That's because I gave them to the guys right before the ceremony.
20:03Huh.
20:04And what was the mood like when you saw them?
20:06Intense.
20:07The guys always argued, but this was nasty.
20:11I only have gold left.
20:12That's fine.
20:13Do you know what they were arguing about?
20:15I wasn't really listening.
20:17Todd and Brandon always argued about business, but Cooper was upset this time.
20:20He never gets upset.
20:24Okay, there you go.
20:25All it needed was a little TLC.
20:28Like Cinderella.
20:29FYI, Cinderella is a perfect example of a toxic narrative that romanticizes survival under an oppressive patriarchy.
20:35You must be a laugh riot at children's parties.
20:44Hey, you fixed your shoe.
20:45Dana can fix anything.
20:46You let in a fly.
20:48I let it in.
20:48Todd Stratton, could I have a word with you in private, please?
20:50Anything you have to say, you can say in front of my friends.
20:55Okay.
20:56We are hearing from some people in the bachelor party that you and Brandon Hayes had an altercation last night.
21:00Do you mind telling me what that was about?
21:02Brandon needed attention all the time.
21:04I mean, he couldn't stand it when I brought in an investor, so we had to bring in one of
21:07his own, which was ridiculous.
21:09That's it?
21:10That's it.
21:10So I heard there was more to the story.
21:12Like what?
21:12Like for example, Todd's investor was offering a 5% finder's fee.
21:16When Brandon nicks the deal, you threatened to kill him.
21:18Combined with the fact that Brandon was reducing your ownership in the company to 15%,
21:23and you and your wife, your wife-to-be, had serious student debt.
21:27It looks to me like you had some good reasons to want Brandon Hayes out of the picture.
21:32Give me that.
21:33Did you get it?
21:35Yeah, proceed.
21:36You were saying?
21:37Is that true?
21:39After all the work you've done, you're only getting 15%?
21:41You know Brandon created the algorithm. He called the shots.
21:44Look, I know that you're worried about your student loans.
21:46I'm not a gold digger.
21:48Okay, I don't think that I called you a gold digger.
21:50That's the problem, Todd. You just don't think.
21:54Worst day of my life.
21:56Willow, wait.
21:57Give her some space.
21:59Are we done here?
22:00Just one more question.
22:01Besides you and Brandon Hayes, did anyone else have access to the rings?
22:04No. Why?
22:05Because the lab has identified the same protein on the rings that was in the dose that killed him.
22:08Okay, this interview's over.
22:09Doesn't really concern you.
22:10It does now.
22:10How's that?
22:11I'm Todd's attorney.
22:12Since when?
22:12Since right now.
22:13So unless you have a warrant, a subpoena, or a probable cause to detain my client,
22:16he's invoking his Fifth Amendment right.
22:23Okay.
22:25We'll be in touch.
22:29Okay.
22:30I need some air.
22:46I thought I better check up on you.
22:48I'm fine.
22:50Todd Stratton.
22:51Todd Stratton, I've known you since you're five.
22:53You're not fine.
22:55You have that same guilty expression on your face when you peed on my sofa and didn't want
22:59to tell me.
23:01So what are you not telling me now?
23:05Look, I don't want to go pointing the finger at anybody else.
23:08You know, things between Cooper and Brandon, they were, well, they were bad.
23:11How bad?
23:14Well, I mean, there are these rumors that someone had helped Brandon with the underlying
23:18algorithm for Snakefly.
23:19And if that were true, then that person would be entitled to a big chunk of the profits.
23:24Well, why didn't Cooper just hire a lawyer and sue him?
23:27I mean, hell if I know, but do you remember when you had asked Cooper if he had found someone
23:32special and he said that he had, but she dumped him?
23:35Oh, Brandon and Cooper's girlfriend?
23:39Looked up.
23:40Broke Cooper's heart.
23:55Hey.
23:58You were pretty impressive standing up for your friend.
24:02Thanks.
24:04I wish there was more I could do, but now we wait.
24:07Yep.
24:07But as long as we're handing out compliments, I really dig that you stand up to my mom.
24:12You mean no one talks to the great Alison Chandler like that?
24:14No.
24:15But on some level, I think she respects you for it.
24:18I know I do.
24:20You know, I thought you were really nerdy when I first met you.
24:26But I was wrong.
24:27See, I wasn't sure what I thought when I met you.
24:29Hmm.
24:30Except that you were hot and my mother would never approve if...
24:37If what?
24:42I don't know.
24:45God, it's been a rough day.
24:49Really rough.
24:55Okay, attention everyone.
24:56We are going to serve the main course.
24:57Yes, it's an hour early, but Jessica isn't here to call the shots and Martha Stewart doesn't have a chapter
25:02about what to do when the best man is murdered.
25:03So, keep calm and start plating.
25:09Hey, you busy?
25:10Yes.
25:11Good. You need to convince Oliver to let me talk to Todd.
25:13Oh, so you can grill Todd like you grilled Jessica and then throw him in a slammer?
25:16No, thank you.
25:17There's no grilling.
25:19Okay, look.
25:19Jessica finished her interview.
25:20I want to rule Todd out and in order to do that, I need to talk to him.
25:24Oh, if you're starting to clear people, that must mean you have a new prime suspect.
25:28We're hearing from some of the guests that Cooper Ruiz was upset about the lack of guardrails on the AI
25:32that ran their software went ballistic when Brandon wouldn't listen to him and threatened to report him to the SEC.
25:38Okay, I hate to say this, but there is a rumor that Cooper helped Brandon develop the algorithm for Snakefly.
25:44Okay.
25:45Dana said she saw Cooper arguing with Brandon when she was in the groom's room.
25:49Wait, Jack, there might be evidence up there.
25:51Oh, the team already searched up there.
25:53No one knows this place like I do.
25:57Come on.
26:00So, how was the weekend with your daughter?
26:03My daughter?
26:04How'd you know I was with my daughter?
26:05Well, it's the socks.
26:07What?
26:07You didn't pick them out for yourself.
26:09Now, that could mean there's a girlfriend, but I don't think there's a girlfriend because you need a haircut.
26:13What's wrong with my-
26:14Those shoes are hideous.
26:15But the real giveaway is that you're wearing a wristband for the Student Short Film Festival and nobody would bring
26:21a date to that.
26:23Nothing longer than a short film.
26:26Ah!
26:27Oh!
26:27Oh, no!
26:28Oh, God!
26:29Oliver!
26:30Oh, what have you done?
26:32I think you know what we've done, Mom!
26:34Oh!
26:35It's not what it looks like.
26:36It's exactly what it looks like.
26:38What were you thinking?
26:39I think you know what we were thinking.
26:41Oh, God, I am having a stroke.
26:43Hey, I have an idea.
26:44Why don't your mother and I wait in the hall and you two have a moment?
26:47Great idea.
26:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:49We have a job to do.
26:50We can't look for evidence.
26:51We are going to look for evidence.
26:53Okay.
26:53I'm sure I can wait a few minutes.
26:55Oh, boy.
26:58Oh, there's nothing in there.
27:00Maybe behind the pillows.
27:01Excuse me.
27:05No, nothing there.
27:06Why would it be behind the pillows?
27:08Why don't you start looking in the pants pockets and I will go through the luggage.
27:11Why are you not going to look in the pants pockets right now?
27:13And by the way, your breath reeks of alcohol.
27:15You might want to do something about that.
27:18You should lose this!
27:39Are you finding a lot of evidence?
27:50I get it!
27:52Mouthwash!
27:52Good!
27:53Use it!
27:55This is the liquid that was in Brandon's rescue pen.
28:02This peanut smells like peanuts.
28:04Where'd you find this?
28:05In here.
28:12Cooper Ruiz.
28:14Looks like I have a client for real this time.
28:16Well, like they say when you pass the bar.
28:18Zip up your pants, counselor, and let's get to work.
28:20Not you.
28:23What?
28:23This is serious.
28:26You have anything to say for yourself?
28:29At least I wore a bra.
28:30Yeah.
28:34Look, I swear, I didn't kill Brandon.
28:37I've never even seen that bottle before.
28:39What was it doing in your kit?
28:40You don't have to answer that.
28:42I'd like to show the answer.
28:43I'd like to show the answer.
28:43Oh, what is that?
28:44Ah, C-intercom.
28:46She used it to spy on me when I was a kid.
28:47Hey, Mom.
28:48This is a confidential conversation.
28:51I'm just trying to help you.
28:52We don't need your help.
28:53Go on.
28:55We're hearing from the bachelor party that you were pretty upset when you found out Brandon
28:59was reducing your share of the company by 50%, but that you were, quote, really upset
29:03when Brandon would not delay the rollout because of your security concerns.
29:07Brandon was being irresponsible.
29:09If we launched a self-evolving coding module, we would essentially be allowing code to write code.
29:13There's nothing we could do about it.
29:14You seem pretty upset, Mr. Ruiz.
29:16Yes, I was upset, but we're still friends.
29:18Even after he slept with your pretty friends?
29:20Oh, for God's sake.
29:20How did she know that?
29:23Holy...
29:27That might be a crime.
29:28Look, Cooper, things would be a lot easier if you just told us where he hid the rescue pen
29:32you traded out for the murder weapon.
29:34Cooper is asserting his Fifth Amendment right not to answer any more questions.
29:40I don't blame him.
29:45Well, that was fun.
29:46I'm so sorry about this, Jessica.
29:48It was no big deal.
29:49And that new, uh, new detective is kinda sexy.
29:52I hadn't noticed.
29:54He was really obsessed about whether I was in Oliver's room before the ceremony.
29:57You were in the kitchen the whole time.
29:59How could you be upstairs?
30:01Well, I did take a tray of sandwiches up to the guys, but...
30:03You were upstairs in Oliver's room before the ceremony?
30:05So?
30:07So?
30:07So?
30:08What?
30:09Means you had an opportunity to switch the allergy pens.
30:12And there was peanut oil on your trunk.
30:14And with what happened to Laura, you had motive.
30:17You had means, and you had...
30:19What the hell?
30:22Hey, would you just get a hold of yourself?
30:24This is not one of your books.
30:26We are not all suspects.
30:27Especially someone that you have known for 25 years.
30:30I am so, so sorry.
30:33You should be.
30:35Bring it in.
30:36Oh.
30:38I gotta go flambay something.
30:41Sorry.
30:43We really need to talk.
30:45No.
30:45I don't think it's a good idea for either one of us to say one word to each other.
30:49We work together.
30:50We're gonna have to clear the air sooner or later.
30:52Okay, fine.
30:54I give you the biggest chance of your lifetime.
30:58And this is the thanks that I get?
31:00You do the no pants dance with my son?
31:02It just happened, okay?
31:04So you don't fool me.
31:05You're trying to mess with the whole power dynamic between the two of us.
31:08I know exactly what you're doing.
31:09No.
31:10All I wanted to do was make index cards and write an outline.
31:13You're the one on the power trip.
31:15You're the one to put your desk on a pedestal.
31:17I told you it was a design feature.
31:18And if you think that the spell that you have cast over my...
31:21The spell?
31:22Gives you some kind of an upper hand?
31:24You're dead wrong!
31:25I mean, some kind of sorceress with a magic hoo-ha?
31:27Oh, well, you said it. I didn't.
31:29Listen to me, crazy lady.
31:30What happened between me and Oliver is what it is.
31:31It's nothing more and it's nothing less.
31:33Oh, I know all about your generation and your casual sex.
31:36It's a boo thing.
31:37Okay, exactly.
31:38You're trying to say-
31:39You're talking more of a situationship, but the point is, it's not a big deal.
31:42You wouldn't say that if you were a mother.
31:43Yes, I would.
31:45Because sex is just sex.
31:46It's something that people do.
31:47That's what your generation wants to believe.
31:49But it's not true.
31:50You're wrong.
31:51People have feelings.
31:52They get hurt.
31:52I don't want to see my son getting hurt by anyone, including you.
31:56Oliver can do what he wants.
31:58He's not a child anymore.
32:01You don't know what it's like to be a mother.
32:03You feel everything.
32:05You know everything about your kid.
32:07I even knew where he used to hide his weed.
32:10In a hole in an old tree down in the grove.
32:13His friends used to hang out there all the time.
32:15Do you mean the grove where the tree branch came down?
32:18Yeah, that's the one.
32:19And did Oliver's friends know about the secret hiding place?
32:21Yeah, if they didn't know I knew, Willow would get stoned out of her mind.
32:26Now she's a doctor, so God help us all.
32:29I tried to bring her tea a little while ago, and she just still doesn't want to talk to anybody.
32:33If I was one of Oliver's friends and I had something that I wanted to hide,
32:36I could climb that tree, stash it in there, come back for it later, bring it home with me,
32:40and the police would never know anything about it.
32:44What?
32:45And you just said you hadn't seen Willow for hours.
32:50A tree.
32:58Look at the footprints on the ground, there's still...
33:00Where?
33:01You just walked right through them.
33:03Never mind.
33:04Okay, we're gonna need these.
33:06It's up there.
33:08Okay, here we go.
33:10Alrighty.
33:14Please tell me what's happening.
33:15Snatching exercise.
33:17Alright.
33:18Give me a boost.
33:20A boost?
33:20Yeah.
33:21Just get really close to the tree and squat down and make a platform with your hands.
33:25Heart pass.
33:26Why are you being so difficult?
33:27First of all, gravity.
33:29Second of all, gravity, this is a bad idea.
33:32Okay.
33:32Just do it.
33:35Okay.
33:35Okay.
33:36Okay.
33:36Come on, help.
33:37Okay.
33:38Mm-hmm.
33:41Could you please?
33:43To me.
33:44Oh, my God.
33:46Okay.
33:47Nothing there.
33:48Hold on.
33:50I'm cutting Oliver hide his weed in his bedroom like a normal teenager.
33:53After what you did in my son's bedroom that you know where all the hiding places are.
33:57Please never say that again.
33:59Oh.
34:00Oh.
34:00I got something.
34:01I got it.
34:01Oh.
34:02What is this?
34:03A pipe?
34:04It's a weed pipe.
34:05Keep looking.
34:07My knees are starting to go.
34:08Don't be such a baby.
34:14It's Brandon's rescue pen.
34:15Oh.
34:16Oh.
34:16My heel.
34:17Oh.
34:18Oh.
34:19Oh.
34:21Oh.
34:22Damn it.
34:23Oh.
34:24Are you okay?
34:25Yeah.
34:26Okay.
34:26Oh, my heel tip again.
34:28Okay.
34:28Well, find it.
34:29And let's go.
34:35That's weird.
34:36There's two of them.
34:38It's also gold.
34:39Identical to the one Dana gave you.
34:42The jewelry kit.
34:45Dana had all the tools she needed to drill a tiny hole, replace the epinephrine with peanut solution, fill the
34:50hole, and then sand it down.
34:51And she told us that Cooper had a fight with Brandon to mislead us.
34:55Sure, if the heel tip is missing on Dana's shoe or if it's been replaced.
35:07Hey, Jack.
35:08Do I dare ask?
35:10We found Brandon's rescue pen.
35:13And you're gonna need these.
35:14What are those?
35:15Take a look over there.
35:16Dana's heels don't match.
35:18Thanks.
35:18I made it myself.
35:19So?
35:20So, Dana was in the changing room with the groomsmen, which gave her an opportunity to switch out the rescue
35:24pens and plant the mouthwash on Cooper's stuff.
35:27Dana calls?
35:27Why would she want to kill Brandon Hayes?
35:29She said she hated science, but the truth is she hated Brandon.
35:32And you don't hate like that unless you've loved first.
35:35And he dumped her for Cooper's girlfriend.
35:47Dana Collins, you need to come with me and answer a few questions, please.
35:52I'm not sorry for what I did.
35:53Don't say anything until I read you it right.
35:55I don't care.
35:56Okay.
35:57Brandon cheated me out of everything.
35:58So, you were the one the rumors were about.
36:00You helped Brandon with Snakefly.
36:04I was staying at his place one night and I couldn't sleep so I took another look at the algorithm.
36:09Brandon was having trouble debugging it and so, so I fixed it.
36:14And now Snakefly is about to get his first round of financing.
36:17But did Brandon ever thank me?
36:19Or pay me for what I did?
36:23He dumped me instead.
36:26And I couldn't prove what I'd done so.
36:29So, I got as far away as I could.
36:31From all of it.
36:32You should have told us.
36:33As if you'd believe me over him.
36:35At least the son of a bitch got what he deserved.
36:38You have the right to remain silent.
36:40Anything you say can or will be held against you in a court of law.
36:45Another situation ship gone wrong.
36:48Never ends, man.
37:00Do you have a minute?
37:01Yeah.
37:02Any news?
37:03Well, the headline is that your maid of honor murdered the best man.
37:10I know.
37:11I'm still in shock.
37:12We all are.
37:13But Todd's a good guy.
37:15I mean, he's not perfect.
37:16Nobody's perfect.
37:17But if you love someone, you forgive them and they forgive you.
37:20And you live happily ever after.
37:23More or less.
37:24Except if you get divorced.
37:26A few times.
37:28Just trust me.
37:30I wish I had done more forgiving.
37:34I think you should too.
37:36We lost our friend Brandon today.
37:39And though we grieve, life and love go on.
37:43And so, you've pledged your love and commitments before God and these witnesses.
37:48You exchanged your vows and rings as a symbol of your sacred name.
37:53Are we good?
37:54We're good.
37:55May your marriage be blessed with kindness and compassion.
37:59With understanding and forgiveness and enduring love.
38:02I need a favor.
38:03Go.
38:04Can you run a check on a person who disappeared 15 years ago?
38:09Get me a name.
38:10I'll see what I can find out.
38:14By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
38:18You may now kill the bride.
38:20Nope.
38:21Kiss.
38:21Not kill.
38:22You may now kiss the bride.
38:30Alright.
38:31Best wedding part.
38:34Got a couple revelations, baby.
38:37It's hard work getting.
38:38I can make some predictions for ya.
38:41I'll set you a safe day.
38:43Take you to the river.
38:44I'll take you to the mountain.
38:46I can't set you free.
38:48But I know stuck out and winds are howling.
38:50Baby, come howl with me.
38:53If you go in your eyes, I don't care.
38:55Want a piece of the thighs, not shit.
38:58I've been coming in my eyes, my dear.
38:59One, two, three, four.
39:00One, two, three, four.
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