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00:26:54Due!
00:26:55Due years I get out.
00:26:56Due, due, tre, four, five, six, seven...
00:26:59Wait a minute...
00:27:00Did I understand you to say six?
00:27:02Six years I've been in a net?
00:27:04Oh, that's what it was...
00:27:04Well, I had that six on my mind.
00:27:07Don't get me mixed up!
00:27:08Two, two, two, two...
00:27:11Okay!
00:27:11Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
00:27:17Thanks.
00:27:17That's all.
00:27:18Grazie a tutti.
00:27:482, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
00:27:537?
00:27:54How many months in 90 days?
00:27:563 months.
00:27:583 months?
00:27:593.
00:28:013 months.
00:28:023.
00:28:02I got it.
00:28:043, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:11I think I got it again.
00:28:13Oh, come on.
00:28:13Give Joe a chance to win some money, will you please?
00:28:16Now look, Joe.
00:28:17You see it there?
00:28:17Now how can you go wrong?
00:28:18It's just a little twist of the wrist.
00:28:20That's all there is to it.
00:28:21Now it's underneath one of those shells.
00:28:26Dizzy, keep looking under the table.
00:28:27Under the table.
00:28:28You're not cheating.
00:28:28No remark.
00:28:29Guys, you got a fruit stand under the table?
00:28:30Here, here, here.
00:28:31Keep quiet.
00:28:31Pick it out.
00:28:32Go ahead.
00:28:32Where's the submarine?
00:28:33No, it wasn't there.
00:28:33It's a Jeff.
00:28:34What are you doing?
00:28:35No, it's a Joe.
00:28:35Jeff, I tell you.
00:28:36It's a Jeff.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:38There's your money back.
00:28:39That's cheating his own friend.
00:28:40That's the whole problem.
00:28:41Hey, Smart, you don't go no further, though.
00:28:42Don't go no further.
00:28:42I want to play some more with you, brother.
00:28:45You're going to play some more?
00:28:45You're going to cheat me.
00:28:45Here's another chance.
00:28:46Have you got any more money?
00:28:47Why, certainly, I've got a bankroll.
00:28:48What odds are you going to give me?
00:28:49I'll give you two to one.
00:28:49It ain't enough.
00:28:50Oh, come on.
00:28:51I'll give you three to one.
00:28:52No.
00:28:53You're too anxious.
00:28:54What do you want?
00:28:54At least six.
00:28:55No, I'll give you five to one.
00:28:56No, six.
00:28:57I'll give you six to one.
00:28:58Okay?
00:28:58Okay.
00:29:00What was that?
00:29:01I don't know.
00:29:01Somebody's digging clams or something.
00:29:03All right, I'll tell you what we're doing.
00:29:04You know where it is now.
00:29:05Yes.
00:29:05You know where the submarine is?
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:06For the bankroll.
00:29:07The bankroll.
00:29:07Put it all down.
00:29:08Pick it up.
00:29:08No, no.
00:29:09Where'd that come from?
00:29:10You're not mad, are you?
00:29:11Certainly I'm mad.
00:29:12Then suck the lemons.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:15That's the worst thing I ever saw cheating like that.
00:29:17Can you imagine a man doing that to me?
00:29:18It's the one thing I never do is cheat.
00:29:20You know where the submarine is.
00:29:22I know where a flock of submarines are.
00:29:24For how much?
00:29:25I know where a submarine with juice coming out of it is.
00:29:27For how much?
00:29:27For the bankroll.
00:29:28You want to bet it all?
00:29:29The whole works.
00:29:29All right.
00:29:29Of course, you're only entitled to one ocean.
00:29:31That's all I want.
00:29:32All right.
00:29:32Watch it.
00:29:32You pick up the ocean.
00:29:34There you are.
00:29:34Do you want that ocean there?
00:29:35Pick it up.
00:29:36You've got to pick it up in order to win, you know.
00:29:38Let the submarine, though.
00:29:39Let the submarine.
00:29:40There's the ocean you want.
00:29:41What ocean do you want?
00:29:42Come on.
00:29:43You're turning it.
00:29:43Oh, no.
00:29:44Now, oh, no.
00:29:44There is a triple battle.
00:29:46Now, wait a minute.
00:29:46Hey, Dizzy.
00:29:46Now, wait a minute.
00:29:47Come here.
00:29:47Wait a minute.
00:29:51Hey, wait a minute, fellas.
00:29:59Here you are.
00:30:00In route two.
00:30:01How are you?
00:30:01I'm fine, thanks.
00:30:02How are you?
00:30:02Bring it in a minute.
00:30:02You want to?
00:30:13You like my smile.
00:30:15You like my style.
00:30:16Well, why don't you make me know it?
00:30:18You like my walk.
00:30:19You like my talk.
00:30:21Well, there's only one way to show it.
00:30:23If you want to shake my hand, like they do it in Harlem, stick your hand right out and shout.
00:30:55Give me some skin, my friend.
00:30:58If you like my smile.
00:31:00If you like my smile.
00:31:05If you like my smile, let me know it.
00:31:07If you like my smile, let me know it.
00:31:09If you like my walk, please tell me.
00:31:11If you like my smile, let me know it in Harlem, baby.
00:31:16If you want to shake my hand, like they do it in Harlem, baby.
00:31:31Stick your hand right out and shout.
00:31:33Give me some skin, my friend.
00:31:35Step right up and take your stand.
00:31:38You don't have to be timid, baby.
00:31:40Stick your hand right out and shout.
00:31:42Give me some skin, my friend.
00:31:44Smack it, whack it, my friend.
00:31:46Let your hand rotate.
00:31:48Show it, blow it.
00:31:50Put it in your pocket till a future date.
00:31:53Step right up and shake my hand.
00:31:56Like they do it in Harlem today.
00:32:00How do they do it?
00:32:01Just stick your hand out and group out with a shout.
00:32:06Give me some skin, my friend.
00:32:13Give me some skin, my friend.
00:32:46If you want to shake my hand, like they do it in Harlem,
00:32:51stick your hand right out and shout.
00:32:53Give me some skin.
00:32:57Give me some skin.
00:33:01Give me some skin, my friend.
00:33:04Give me some skin.
00:33:18Wait a minute, what's the matter, pal?
00:33:20That's that girl, the one with the camera complex here.
00:33:22Well, I've got to get back now
00:33:23because I'm supposed to be on duty
00:33:24but I'll sneak in later when I have a little dance, huh?
00:33:26I'll be waiting, Mr. Dugan.
00:33:27How are you, dynamite?
00:33:28How are you, Reed?
00:33:28Oh, fine.
00:33:33Buongiorno.
00:33:36Oh, hello.
00:33:38I think I owe you an apology.
00:33:40I think you do.
00:33:42Well, we agree on something.
00:33:44And I apologize for pulling that gag on you.
00:33:48Gag?
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:50You really thought I was Russ Raymond, didn't you?
00:33:52I did, and I still do.
00:33:55Well, I've been mistaken for him a lot of times.
00:33:57I am Tom Halstead.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01I hope that guy Raymond stays lost so I can have a little peace.
00:34:05Well, if you're not Russ Raymond, then you won't mind my taking your picture, will you?
00:34:09Yeah, I'll even strike a pose for you.
00:34:11How's this, right here, huh?
00:34:13Okay, how would you rather have this?
00:34:15Anything will do.
00:34:18Good.
00:34:19There you are, no hard feelings.
00:34:20None at all, Mr. Raymond.
00:34:21I'll be seeing you in our magazine.
00:34:24Here's the flip.
00:34:25Thanks, my friend.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:26Give me some scans.
00:34:27Sure.
00:34:27She can't.
00:34:29Come on, if you want to see the Andrews sisters.
00:34:35Hello, girls.
00:34:36Gee, that number was swell.
00:34:38Hello, Patty.
00:34:39You can call me Miss Andrews.
00:34:41I'm from a distance.
00:34:43Oh, Patty, give me a chance to explain on a dance floor.
00:34:45We'll have a little privacy, huh?
00:34:46It's too crowded here.
00:34:48Well, I don't know.
00:34:49Oh, come on, Patty.
00:34:50Please, will you?
00:34:51I'll hardly step on your feet at all.
00:34:54Come on.
00:34:55All right.
00:34:56Come on, Chubby.
00:34:57Oh, she called me Chubby.
00:35:00Oh, boy.
00:35:01Well, whose feet am I going to step on?
00:35:04Where's your ticket?
00:35:05Oh, you got to have a ticket?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:06Wait a minute, Patty.
00:35:07I'll go get a ticket.
00:35:07Then we can dance.
00:35:09Let's go get a ticket.
00:35:12Lady, give me five cents for the tickets.
00:35:17Who are you bumping into?
00:35:18You.
00:35:19I'll not only bump you, I'll slug you.
00:35:21Oh, yeah?
00:35:22Oh, yeah?
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25I never fight with nobody that agrees with me.
00:35:27See?
00:35:28Excuse me.
00:35:30Here.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:38What kind of dance was that?
00:35:40What kind of dance was that?
00:35:42Hey, that was a swell dance.
00:35:44Did you cut a rug?
00:35:45Cut a rug?
00:35:45I didn't even get a chance to disturb the nap.
00:35:48Oh, you just told to please.
00:35:50Hey, you.
00:35:51What I did is rush over there to the box office.
00:35:52I bought two tickets.
00:35:53Now, I come over here to dance on the floor with my girlfriend, Patty.
00:35:55and all we do is hear the band go ta-ta-ta, ta-ta.
00:35:59So you heard the band go ta-ta-ta, ta-ta.
00:36:03I heard it.
00:36:04That's going to cost you two bits more.
00:36:06Two bits more for what?
00:36:07For listening to the music.
00:36:09Ah, don't let him get away with that.
00:36:12Smokey, Smokey, wait.
00:36:13Come here.
00:36:13Don't push.
00:36:14Come here.
00:36:16You want Patty to think you're yellow?
00:36:18No.
00:36:19Okay, Patty.
00:36:20Hello, boy.
00:36:21I'll show him.
00:36:21I'm in love.
00:36:22I don't know what I'm doing.
00:36:23Oh, go ahead.
00:36:24Blames in love.
00:36:29What's the matter?
00:36:29Hey, Smokey.
00:36:30What's wrong?
00:36:31I ain't going to fight those guys here.
00:36:32I'll fight them on a field of honor.
00:36:33They have no honor.
00:36:34That's okay.
00:36:35I ain't got no field.
00:36:36Take a poke at him, Pomeroy.
00:36:38Let him have it.
00:36:39Go on, right on the nose.
00:36:40Go on, take a good poke at him.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43I'll give you five bucks.
00:36:44You'll let me take a poke at you?
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46Oh, what a sport.
00:36:47Thanks a lot, pal.
00:36:48Okay, kid.
00:36:52Here comes the five-buck punch.
00:36:57Here's your change.
00:36:59Oh, wait a minute.
00:37:00Wait a minute.
00:37:00I'd like to see you do that again.
00:37:02Oh, yeah?
00:37:03Yeah.
00:37:04He did.
00:37:06I dare you to try that on me, brother.
00:37:08Oh, so.
00:37:10Wait a minute.
00:37:11Now, why don't you pick on a kid your size?
00:37:13Huh?
00:37:13Let him go.
00:37:15Hold him.
00:37:15Hold him.
00:37:16Hold him.
00:37:16Wait a minute.
00:37:17Let him go.
00:37:18Hold him.
00:37:19Hey, who wants the idea?
00:37:20Try to pick on my friend here.
00:37:21All right, boys.
00:37:22Now, wait a minute.
00:37:23I'm not picking on him.
00:37:24Him and me had an understanding.
00:37:26What's the matter?
00:37:27You're afraid of the boy, sweetheart?
00:37:29Now, call me, sweetheart.
00:37:31Hey, fellas, let's fight.
00:37:32No, let's fight.
00:37:33No, no, no.
00:37:34No, no.
00:37:35No, no.
00:37:35Fight.
00:37:36Come on.
00:37:37Get out of there.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:40Wait a minute.
00:37:41What's the matter with you two?
00:37:42I thought sailors were fighting men.
00:37:44We are, but you've got to be underwater.
00:37:45Yes, and there's 30 days in the brig
00:37:46if you're caught in a brawl ashore.
00:37:47We're going to stay right here
00:37:48and we're going to watch the fight.
00:37:49And then we won't wind up in the brig.
00:37:50No, you don't.
00:37:52No, you don't.
00:37:58Hey, what do you guys think you are?
00:38:00Parachute troops?
00:38:07This is the worst predicament I was ever in.
00:38:09This is worse than being in jail.
00:38:10No, stone walls do not a prison make,
00:38:12nor iron bars a cage.
00:38:14Well, if they don't, they got us hypnotized.
00:38:16Which one of you fellas is Pomeroy Watson?
00:38:17That's you, Smokey.
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:19No, that's you.
00:38:20That's you.
00:38:21I don't know where I'm at.
00:38:21Excuse me.
00:38:22I'm Pomeroy Watson.
00:38:24Message for you.
00:38:24Thank you, sir.
00:38:25Could you get me a sponge cake with a file in it?
00:38:28I guess not.
00:38:29I'm sorry.
00:38:40Oh, Smokey.
00:38:42Tommy.
00:38:42No, what's wrong?
00:38:44Fellas, it's the end now.
00:38:45What happened now?
00:38:46Smokey and Tommy.
00:38:47What's happened?
00:38:48It's all over.
00:38:48What?
00:38:49Patty and I are washed up.
00:38:50What do you mean?
00:38:51She's going away with a barber.
00:38:52With a barber?
00:38:53That's nonsense.
00:38:54No, it's not, Smokey.
00:38:55It says right here in the letter.
00:38:56What does it say?
00:38:57Him taking the clipper to Hawaii.
00:39:01Oh.
00:39:02Anything but a barber.
00:39:03I always wanted to be more than a barber.
00:39:05Pomeroy Watson?
00:39:07Pomeroy Watson.
00:39:08Somebody wants it.
00:39:09Oh, that's me.
00:39:10Come with me.
00:39:11No, sir.
00:39:11It's much safer in here.
00:39:13Don't take me away now.
00:39:14I didn't do nothing.
00:39:15I'm not going to squeal, boys.
00:39:16I don't say a word.
00:39:17I don't care where I'm going.
00:39:18Go ahead.
00:39:18Take me if you want.
00:39:19I don't care.
00:39:25That's my boss.
00:39:26The chief commissary store.
00:39:26Yes, I know.
00:39:28My boss.
00:39:29Hello, boss.
00:39:30What are you in for?
00:39:31What am I?
00:39:32Look, Watson, for six years we've tried to make a sailor out of you.
00:39:35Just let me read a few lines of your record so far this year.
00:39:38Placed on sentry duty, arrested a mailman for taking letters out of a mailbox.
00:39:42How do you like that for nerve?
00:39:43In broad daylight, too.
00:39:44The same day you were sent down in the mess hall to break up a crap game.
00:39:47What do you do?
00:39:48You lose your uniform in the game.
00:39:49That's a lie.
00:39:50It was only my pants.
00:39:51Look, Watson, I protect you, just sure, because you're the only cook that knows how to fix cream
00:39:55puffs the way the Admiral likes them.
00:39:56With jelly.
00:39:57But this disgraceful brawl is a last straw.
00:40:00When you get out of this, you'll be transferred to duty on the Alabama.
00:40:02You're going to transfer me to the Alabama?
00:40:04I don't care where you go.
00:40:05A real battleship going to Hawaii?
00:40:09Oh, oh.
00:40:11I'll be able to get my hands on that barber.
00:40:13Thanks, boss.
00:40:14God.
00:40:14Oh, this is wonderful.
00:40:16Thanks.
00:40:16I'm going to be transferred.
00:40:17Oh, boy.
00:40:22Now, what are you in for?
00:40:30Oh, a sailor's life is merry, as merry as can be.
00:40:34So ship, ahoy, a sailor's life, a sailor's life for me.
00:40:38Oh, a sailor's life is merry, as merry as can be.
00:40:42So ship, ahoy, a sailor's life, a sailor's life for me.
00:40:45We ship the scuppers and paint the hull and scrub the decks and then.
00:40:49When you think you're finished, you find it's time to do it all again.
00:40:54Say, a sailor has got a goil in every party's end.
00:40:57Say, that's not the truth, because there's lots of places I have never been.
00:41:02Oh, a sailor's life is merry, as merry as can be.
00:41:06So ship, ahoy, a sailor's life, a sailor's life for me.
00:41:10You work and save and you skip and save to get a full month's pay.
00:41:13Then you lay it down and a guy says, craps, and takes it all away.
00:41:18We greased the engine and burned up oil to make some speed today.
00:41:22But the only time that we passed a ship, it was going the other way.
00:41:26Oh, a sailor's life is merry, as merry as can be.
00:41:31So ship, ahoy, a sailor's life, a sailor's life for me.
00:41:35When they make a sailor a CPO, they take out all his brains
00:41:38and inject a golem of vinegar and mustard in his veins.
00:41:42The chief is great as a navy man, at least that's what he thinks.
00:41:46But I've seen him trying to swim, and confidentially, he sinks.
00:42:02Mutiny! Mutiny!
00:42:03Hey!
00:42:05Why don't you leave these two kids alone?
00:42:07Why don't these two kids leave me alone?
00:42:09Never mind that.
00:42:10Now you two get ashore before this boat sails.
00:42:12Pick up your instruments.
00:42:19Now you two boys get where you belong.
00:42:21And you put some sweat on that swab.
00:42:23Come on.
00:42:24Put some sweat on that swab or I'll give you 40 lashes.
00:42:28What about lashes?
00:42:32Do you think mine would look better with mascara?
00:42:35All right.
00:42:37Pick up that blind.
00:42:38Aye, aye, sir.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:44Dugan!
00:42:46You want it below?
00:42:47Aye, aye, sir.
00:42:49Brother, I'll see you later.
00:42:52That's okay with me.
00:42:53You got no right to make Tommy work like this anyway.
00:42:55All right.
00:42:55A whole ocean full of water to wash the decks.
00:42:57He makes Tommy wash with one bucket.
00:42:59All right, come on.
00:43:00Forget it.
00:43:00Always in trouble.
00:43:02Say, Tommy, how about you and I going ashore tonight?
00:43:05No, thanks.
00:43:06Oh, come on.
00:43:06You haven't left this boat in a week.
00:43:08What do you want to do?
00:43:09Turn out to be a barnacle?
00:43:09I like the shepherd.
00:43:10You like it?
00:43:11Say, what's the matter?
00:43:12Are you afraid that girl photographer's still parked out there on the pier?
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:15I think I'll stay parked here on the ship.
00:43:17Well, if she wants to get on here, she'll have to fly.
00:43:19Well, if you change your mind, let me know.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:26Pentals.
00:43:26Small straight pieces of metal secured to the rudder and fitting in the gudgeons on the stern pose.
00:43:30Fitting in the gudgeons on the stern pose.
00:43:32Gudgeons.
00:43:33Small metal pieces in which pentals are fitted.
00:43:35Pentals are fitted.
00:43:37The bow's in front of the ship and the stern's in the back of the ship.
00:43:40The starboard is to the right.
00:43:42Hello.
00:43:43Hello.
00:43:43The starboard is to the right.
00:43:45Where's the port?
00:43:45It's in a bottle in the icebox.
00:43:46Thanks.
00:43:47Wait a minute.
00:43:48You're not allowed on board this ship.
00:43:49You've got to get off here.
00:43:50I know, but I've got to get a picture of Tommy Halstead now.
00:43:52If you'll help me.
00:43:52Oh, no.
00:43:53I'm not going to help nobody.
00:43:54I'm not getting any more jams.
00:43:55All right.
00:43:55I'll scream.
00:43:56No.
00:43:56How long can you scream?
00:43:58That's enough.
00:43:59Will you help?
00:44:00I don't want to, but I can't.
00:44:01All right.
00:44:02I'll help.
00:44:03Thanks.
00:44:03You're cute.
00:44:04Oh, I only wish Patty thought so.
00:44:05Why do I get in these kind of messes anyway?
00:44:08Tiptoe.
00:44:08Shh.
00:44:13Come on.
00:44:14Doc, hurry up.
00:44:15Get in here.
00:44:16Quick.
00:44:18Pittles.
00:44:19Pittles are a pistol.
00:44:20Pittles.
00:44:22Adams is going to try to make you into something
00:44:23that resembles a sailor.
00:44:25You're giving the instructions
00:44:25and you better come up to par.
00:44:27What's par on this ship?
00:44:2876.
00:44:28Okay.
00:44:29What?
00:44:29I'm sorry, dynamite.
00:44:31But the time is going to come sometime.
00:44:32The time is going to come.
00:44:33And when the time comes sometime.
00:44:35Well?
00:44:36Time is going to come.
00:44:37All right.
00:44:38Get to work.
00:44:41Well?
00:44:41Hey, Smokey.
00:44:42Never mind that.
00:44:43You heard what the chief said.
00:44:44I'm going to make a sailor out of you.
00:44:46Now, where will I start?
00:44:47In the potato locker.
00:44:48Oh, never mind the potato locker.
00:44:49I know.
00:44:50But if the office is fine...
00:44:51If the office is fine, what?
00:44:53There's a tomato in there with the potatoes.
00:44:55Well, get it out and put it in with the rest of the tomatoes.
00:44:57She ain't that kind of a tomato.
00:44:59Well, she...
00:45:00This one walks and talks.
00:45:02She...
00:45:03She's in there.
00:45:06See?
00:45:07Well, I tell you.
00:45:07There she is.
00:45:08Palm Roy.
00:45:08Oh, don't blame him.
00:45:09I came aboard to get a picture of Tommy.
00:45:11Well, the only pictures allowed on this ship are tattooed on the men.
00:45:13See?
00:45:14I told you it wasn't allowed on this battle ship.
00:45:15Come on.
00:45:15You've got to get off.
00:45:16Now, wait a minute.
00:45:17She has got to get off.
00:45:18You can't go that way.
00:45:19The OD's on the quarter deck.
00:45:21Let's try to 50-cent seats.
00:45:22Now, there's no time to get silly.
00:45:23Listen, boys.
00:45:24I don't want to be any troubled.
00:45:25Just help me get the pictures I want and I'll slip ashore after dark.
00:45:29Do you promise?
00:45:30Promise.
00:45:31Cross your heart?
00:45:33I don't like it.
00:45:34No?
00:45:34But I guess you've got us hooked either way, miss.
00:45:36Don't be formal.
00:45:37Just call me Dot.
00:45:38Okay, Dot.
00:45:39Come on.
00:45:41Dash, Dot.
00:45:42Dash.
00:45:43Come on, come on.
00:45:44Get back to me.
00:45:46Hey, hurry.
00:45:46Come on.
00:45:47Go ahead.
00:45:48Dash.
00:45:49What's going on in here?
00:45:51Nothing.
00:45:51Why not?
00:45:52What do you think you're doing?
00:45:56Well?
00:45:57Huh?
00:45:57Uh-oh.
00:45:58Dash, Dot.
00:45:59Dot.
00:45:59Dash.
00:46:00Dash.
00:46:00Dot.
00:46:00What is this?
00:46:01Signal practice.
00:46:03Smokey's trying to resemble me into a sailor.
00:46:05Well, stow it.
00:46:05We did, I hope.
00:46:08Watson, why don't you keep these locker doors dogged down?
00:46:13What about the door?
00:46:14You heard me.
00:46:14Dog it.
00:46:15Dog it.
00:46:19Dog it.
00:46:24Hey, Smokey, you know this picture.
00:46:26What is this shit thing that these guys are working on?
00:46:29Look at that.
00:46:29That's a hell of a ship.
00:46:31You're telling me.
00:46:31What is this that they're working on?
00:46:33Oh, look, please don't annoy me.
00:46:34I'm trying to figure out a way to get that girl off this boat.
00:46:37Oh, boy.
00:46:38That's going to be awful.
00:46:38I wish I wasn't here.
00:46:40Yeah, you are.
00:46:41Smokey.
00:46:42What?
00:46:42If I didn't know any better, I'd swear we're moving.
00:46:44We are moving.
00:46:45Yep.
00:46:45We're on our way to Hawaii.
00:46:46Yeah.
00:46:47What'd you say?
00:46:48To Hawaii.
00:46:49We're going to Hawaii?
00:46:49Yes.
00:46:50Where Patty is?
00:46:51That's right.
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:52Mm-hmm!
00:46:53I'm going to Hawaii!
00:46:59With a tomato in the potato locker.
00:47:02Oh.
00:47:05We'll get around to it.
00:47:06Okay, kid.
00:47:06We'll get around.
00:47:07We'll get around.
00:47:08Wait a minute.
00:47:09Wait a minute.
00:47:10Huh?
00:47:11What are you throwing your clothes out the porthole for?
00:47:14Porthole?
00:47:14Certainly.
00:47:15I thought it was a little closet.
00:47:17Oh, come on.
00:47:18It's not so much noise.
00:47:19Quiet, quiet.
00:47:20Come on.
00:47:24Well, come on.
00:47:24Let's get to bed.
00:47:27Shh.
00:47:27Just quiet.
00:47:28Go to bed.
00:47:28Where am I going to sleep?
00:47:29Up here.
00:47:30I said, where do I sleep?
00:47:31Up in here.
00:47:32That's right.
00:47:34How do you get in here?
00:47:35How do you sleep in here?
00:47:36Six years in the Navy and you never slept in a hammock?
00:47:39Six years I was a baker.
00:47:40Oh, you always slept in a sink.
00:47:42You better learn to sleep in a hammock.
00:47:43How do you get in here?
00:47:44How do you get in here?
00:47:44Well, here, watch me.
00:47:49Oh, that's good.
00:47:51Shh.
00:47:51Grab on the thing and I'm...
00:47:52Zzzz.
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:53Shh.
00:47:54Don't get any noise.
00:47:55Quiet.
00:48:01I think I made it.
00:48:03Shh.
00:48:03Shh.
00:48:03Quiet.
00:48:04Quiet.
00:48:05No noise.
00:48:09I think I made it.
00:48:10Couldn't you have made it?
00:48:10Hmm.
00:48:23Get up.
00:48:28Hey, Smokey.
00:48:29What's the matter?
00:48:30Will you stop looking asleep like this?
00:48:32How do you lay down?
00:48:34How do you lay down?
00:48:35Lay down.
00:48:36How do you stick this thing out?
00:48:37Go away.
00:48:38Get over.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:45Will you go to sleep?
00:48:46You want to wake everybody up?
00:48:48Go on.
00:48:49I'm comfortable down here.
00:48:50Get...
00:48:50It's much better.
00:48:52It's a fine time to be playing on the deck.
00:48:54Now get up in there.
00:48:56How are you going to sleep in a snood?
00:48:57Shh.
00:48:57Quiet.
00:48:58Get easy.
00:49:01Now you've got to saddle it again.
00:49:07Whoa, boy.
00:49:08Shh.
00:49:08Shh.
00:49:09Talk to the horse.
00:49:11Excuse me.
00:49:12Oh, shoo.
00:49:13Oh, shoo.
00:49:14What in the world are you doing?
00:49:16Go to sleep.
00:49:18Shh.
00:49:20Oh, boy.
00:49:22That a boy.
00:49:23Oh, shoo.
00:49:29Oh, shoo.
00:49:30Oh, shoo.
00:49:32Oh, shoo.
00:49:37Proper.
00:49:38Did you make it?
00:49:38Good night.
00:49:39Sure.
00:49:53. . .
00:50:23Come on, come and you too, Shorty.
00:50:29Come and you, what are you going to do, take all day?
00:50:32Come and get that shirt off.
00:50:53What happened?
00:50:54Hey, Smokey.
00:50:54What do you mean?
00:50:54Tommy.
00:50:55What?
00:50:55Tommy and the girl, what happened?
00:50:58The lady photographer?
00:50:59Yeah.
00:51:00No.
00:51:04She's quiet.
00:51:29Does this happen to belong to you, sailor?
00:51:33Thanks, buddy.
00:51:35Well, novel idea, traveling in a potato locker.
00:51:38Trap gloomy, isn't it?
00:51:40Only when you're around.
00:51:41Who's been hiding you in here?
00:51:43Nobody.
00:51:43Oh, never mind.
00:51:44Pomeroy's the only sailor on board with so few brains.
00:51:47Outside of yourself.
00:51:48He's all right.
00:51:49Do you realize what kind of trouble he'd get into if the captain found out about this?
00:51:52Well, I...
00:51:52No, of course you don't.
00:51:54The only thing you've got on your silly head is a roll of film.
00:51:56It's my job, I...
00:51:57It's not your job to hound me all the way across the whole Pacific, turning a battleship
00:52:01into a photographer's gallery.
00:52:02Lucky for all of us, we're only one day away from Hawaii.
00:52:05Oh, then I can develop my laundry.
00:52:08Your laundry.
00:52:10Oh, your laundry.
00:52:13Now...
00:52:13Give me those.
00:52:15I know a safe place for them.
00:52:17David Jones' locker.
00:52:18Please.
00:52:19Can't we talk this over?
00:52:20Sure, sure.
00:52:21We're on deck tonight.
00:52:22We're having a band concert.
00:52:23Oh.
00:52:24I won't be there.
00:52:25Oh, yes, you will.
00:52:27Either there or in the brig.
00:52:37See what I mean, boys?
00:52:38Do you mean something like this?
00:52:40Do you mean something like this?
00:52:41Do you mean something like this?
00:52:45because assistance says lovely.
00:52:58Sure.
00:52:58It's like aias!
00:52:58Ha ha.
00:52:59It's your comfort.
00:52:59Nope.
00:53:01A joke, isn't it?
00:53:01I want to talk about the 뽑as,
00:53:02if we're doing something like this!
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:02Oh, that and Jacmy's got it!
00:53:05He's got it, isn't it?
00:53:11Come with me, there.
00:53:28Grazie a tutti.
00:53:56Grazie a tutti.
00:54:38Grazie a tutti.
00:54:41Grazie a tutti.
00:55:28Grazie a tutti.
00:56:00Grazie a tutti.
00:56:19Grazie a tutti.
00:57:24Grazie a tutti.
00:57:27Grazie a tutti.
00:57:44Grazie a tutti.
00:58:14Grazie a tutti.
00:58:49Grazie a tutti.
00:59:43Grazie a tutti.
01:00:06Grazie a tutti.
01:00:44Grazie a tutti.
01:01:22Grazie a tutti.
01:01:23Grazie a tutti.
01:02:36Grazie a tutti.
01:03:45Grazie a tutti.
01:05:01Grazie a tutti.
01:05:53Grazie a tutti.
01:06:24Sì, sì, io ho ho 28 dollari e 7.13 e...
01:06:287.13 è 28?
01:06:29È ridicoloso.
01:06:317 x 4 è 28, non 7 x 13.
01:06:337 x 4 è 28?
01:06:35Sì.
01:06:367 x 4 è 28.
01:06:37Musto andare a una scuola.
01:06:397 x 13 è 28.
01:06:41È ridicoloso!
01:06:42Come here, I'll figure it out.
01:06:43What's the matter with you?
01:06:44I've got this all figured out, no kidding.
01:06:45You have?
01:06:46Yeah, I've figured it out myself.
01:06:47Prove that to me.
01:06:47È ridicoloso.
01:06:49No, no, no.
01:06:50Oh, come, come, come.
01:06:51No, no, no, no.
01:06:52No sense to your arguments.
01:06:54Yes, so.
01:06:54Go ahead.
01:06:55You'll see.
01:06:56Now, there were 7 officers.
01:06:58That's right.
01:06:59There's a 7.
01:06:59Now, I'm gonna divide and prove it to you.
01:07:01Now, 28 donuts.
01:07:0228 donuts.
01:07:03Now, wait a minute.
01:07:04You claim that 7 goes into 28 13 times?
01:07:06Prove it to me.
01:07:06Now, 7 into 2.
01:07:07What do you mean 7 into 2?
01:07:087 will not go into 2, no matter how much you try.
01:07:10We know that.
01:07:11You couldn't even push that big 7 into that little bit of 2.
01:07:13Certainly not.
01:07:13Therefore, we can't use the 2.
01:07:14What are you gonna do with it?
01:07:15I'm gonna let Dizzy hold it.
01:07:16Dizzy, you hold that 2 for me, will it, please?
01:07:18Thank you.
01:07:18I'll use it later.
01:07:19Mm-hmm.
01:07:20What is this all about?
01:07:21Now, 7 to 8, 1.
01:07:221.
01:07:23Now, we're gonna carry the 7.
01:07:24Carry the 7.
01:07:25We're gonna carry the 7.
01:07:26So carry it.
01:07:26It's got a little heavy, so I'll put it right down there.
01:07:287 from 8.
01:07:291.
01:07:291.
01:07:30Now, a minute ago, we didn't use the 2.
01:07:32What do you mean?
01:07:33We're gonna use it now.
01:07:34Use it.
01:07:35Dizzy, give me back the 2.
01:07:36Thanks.
01:07:38Put it right down there.
01:07:39So?
01:07:39See?
01:07:40Now, 7 to 21.
01:07:413 times.
01:07:423 times.
01:07:427, 28, 13.
01:07:43Oh, now, wait a minute.
01:07:45Come here.
01:07:46You ever go to school, stupid?
01:07:47Yeah, and I come out the same way.
01:07:49Oh, never mind that.
01:07:50Multiply this.
01:07:51Yeah.
01:07:51Put down 13 up there.
01:07:52Put down 13?
01:07:53Yes.
01:07:54Now, you claim that each officer gets 13 donuts.
01:07:57They gotta get...
01:07:57Now, wait a minute.
01:07:58Are there 7 officers?
01:08:00Put down 7.
01:08:017.
01:08:01Draw a line.
01:08:02Sure.
01:08:03Now, 7 times 13 is what?
01:08:0528.
01:08:05Prove it.
01:08:067 times 3.
01:08:0621.
01:08:077 times 1.
01:08:087 times 1.
01:08:097 and 1.
01:08:108.
01:08:102.
01:08:11Oh, no.
01:08:12Come on.
01:08:13Well, it shouldn't come out right.
01:08:15It's gotta come out right or I go on the brig.
01:08:17I know.
01:08:17Just a minute.
01:08:18Just a minute.
01:08:18Here.
01:08:19We'll add this up.
01:08:20Put down 13 seven times.
01:08:22Okay.
01:08:22We'll add it up.
01:08:231, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
01:08:28No, no, wait a minute.
01:08:29Oh, I forgot dynamite.
01:08:30Yes.
01:08:31I don't want to forget dynamite.
01:08:31No, there are 7 officers.
01:08:33Now, we're getting it.
01:08:34Now, you claim all this added up amounts to what?
01:08:3628.
01:08:37Give me the chalk.
01:08:37No.
01:08:38If you take it a slide, it'll come out right.
01:08:39Sure.
01:08:40Sure.
01:08:40There's something wrong.
01:08:41Here's 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21.
01:08:4422, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28.
01:08:47Oh.
01:08:48See?
01:08:48All hands on deck.
01:08:50For the business day entertainment.
01:08:53All hands on deck.
01:08:55I mean that.
01:09:01Do you miss the check from Captain's Breakfast, Mr. Watson?
01:09:04I certainly do.
01:09:04I want to check the Captain's Breakfast every morning.
01:09:07I got it.
01:09:08What is this?
01:09:09A burnt offering?
01:09:10I scorched a moor right away.
01:09:11No, you won't.
01:09:12You're scorched enough.
01:09:12What do you do?
01:09:13Toast this with a blow torch?
01:09:14I don't like it.
01:09:15I don't know how the Captain never puts up with you.
01:09:17I'll bring it up to him myself.
01:09:20Put your hat on before you get into trouble.
01:09:22Now, will you listen to my idea, please?
01:09:24I'm in a hurry.
01:09:24You know, this is visitor's day.
01:09:25You're telling me.
01:09:26But it's doomsday for me.
01:09:27What kind of a crack is that?
01:09:28You know what I'm talking about.
01:09:30Today there's going to be hundreds and hundreds of people on board this boat.
01:09:32I know that.
01:09:33There's going to be entertainment.
01:09:34Dancing.
01:09:35Maybe the rumba and everything else.
01:09:36So?
01:09:37Everybody will have a good time but me.
01:09:38Why?
01:09:39Oh, Patty Andrews is coming on board with her sisters.
01:09:42When she finds out that I'm nothing but a baker, I hate to think what's going to happen.
01:09:46Oh, look.
01:09:47I told you I was working on that, didn't I?
01:09:49You've been telling me that for two weeks.
01:09:50Well, I straightened out that Tommy and Dorothy affair, didn't I?
01:09:53But I helped you.
01:09:53Well, yes.
01:09:54But I'm going to straighten out yours.
01:09:55How?
01:09:56How would you like to go into sick bay?
01:09:58Look, Smokey.
01:09:58Sick bay or Dead Sea, it's all the same to me.
01:10:01No.
01:10:01Nothing's going to help.
01:10:02This will.
01:10:03You report to the hospital.
01:10:05Well, a baker in pajamas looks just like an admiral.
01:10:08Oh, that's a swell idea.
01:10:09Certainly.
01:10:10It ain't going to work.
01:10:11Why not?
01:10:12These doctors are terrific.
01:10:13What do you mean?
01:10:13They'll know there's nothing wrong with me.
01:10:15They always do.
01:10:16Ah, but there will be something wrong with you after you drink that.
01:10:18What's that?
01:10:19A sleeping solution.
01:10:21One teaspoon full and you pass out just like that.
01:10:24Like that?
01:10:24Just like that.
01:10:25But I do get to wake up.
01:10:26Oh, certainly.
01:10:27Okay.
01:10:29For you, Paddy.
01:10:32Oh, come.
01:10:33Not now, not now.
01:10:34Take the captain's breakfast to him first.
01:10:35I gotta take the captain's breakfast first.
01:10:37Go ahead.
01:10:39Smokey, you're wonderful.
01:10:41Ah, you embarrass me.
01:10:42Well, there's still work to be done.
01:10:44I'll be seeing you.
01:10:45Here's up, pal, if I ever did see one.
01:10:48Now for the captain's breakfast.
01:11:02Oh, there you are.
01:11:04The captain wants me to chill.
01:11:06Oh.
01:11:07Besides, he uses great stuff.
01:11:15They sent me down to fix the old man's communicator.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:19Come in.
01:11:22Hey, Smokey.
01:11:23Shh.
01:11:23Smokey.
01:11:24Captain's asleep.
01:11:28He is asleep.
01:11:29Must be overworked.
01:11:30Drink one glass of ice juice.
01:11:31Just want to sleep.
01:11:31Just like that.
01:11:33Like that?
01:11:34Just like that.
01:11:38Shh.
01:11:39Why, you dope.
01:11:40You've doped the captain.
01:11:41Yeah.
01:11:42Who?
01:11:43You.
01:11:44I didn't dope nobody.
01:11:45What are you?
01:11:45Crazy or something?
01:11:46Well, somebody did.
01:11:47Oh, we better call the police.
01:11:48What do you mean?
01:11:48Call the police.
01:11:49Call somebody, will you?
01:11:50Don't get excited.
01:11:51Call somebody.
01:11:52Take it easy.
01:11:53Take it easy.
01:11:53Call the police.
01:11:54Call all the cars.
01:11:55Call all the cars.
01:11:55The captain's with dope.
01:11:56Somebody doped the captain.
01:11:57Wait a minute.
01:11:57That thing's out of order.
01:11:58This thing's out of order.
01:11:59No, he's talking to you.
01:12:00No, he's talking to...
01:12:00Put that down.
01:12:01That's all.
01:12:01Yes, that's what Dino Light sent me down here to fix.
01:12:03No, but the captain's...
01:12:04Shh.
01:12:04Wait a minute.
01:12:05Wait a minute.
01:12:08I've got an idea.
01:12:17I've just made you the captain.
01:12:19Good.
01:12:20I'm the captain.
01:12:25Could you tell us where we could find...
01:12:27Oh, pardon us, please.
01:12:29Hello, Smokey.
01:12:30How are you, girls?
01:12:31Fine.
01:12:31Say, I've got orders to take you to the captain's quarters.
01:12:36The captain's quarters?
01:12:38Where?
01:12:38The captain?
01:12:39Yeah, come on.
01:12:39We don't know the captain.
01:12:40Is he expecting us?
01:12:41Yes.
01:12:44Oh, these are guests of the captain's.
01:12:46All right.
01:12:47Go right in, girls.
01:12:55Welcome, girls.
01:13:04It's Captain Pomeroy Watson at your service.
01:13:07My ladies.
01:13:08Is this on the level?
01:13:09Will you be seated?
01:13:11Thank you.
01:13:12It's very comfortable here.
01:13:14You must enjoy your quarters.
01:13:16Oh, money means nothing to me.
01:13:18Be seated, please.
01:13:19I have some duties to arrange.
01:13:23Running a ship, you know, is very, very hard.
01:13:27Captain Pomeroy Watson speaking.
01:13:29I don't want to be disturbed for at least an hour.
01:13:30Maybe two.
01:13:31Aye, aye, sir.
01:13:32And in the meantime, batting down all the hatches.
01:13:34And furrowed the mainsails.
01:13:36And gudging the pickles.
01:13:38Aye, aye, sir.
01:13:39That's nautical terms, you know.
01:13:40You got to talk like that.
01:13:41All that kind of nautical stuff on a boat, you know.
01:13:43Well, I guess everything is ship shape.
01:13:45Won't you girls make yourself at home?
01:13:46Captain Watson.
01:13:47Oh, call me Pomeroy, Patty.
01:13:52Pomeroy, I owe you an apology.
01:13:54Tush, tush.
01:13:54That's all right.
01:13:59Somebody's knocking at the door.
01:14:01I'll go over and answer it.
01:14:02Excuse me.
01:14:04Yes?
01:14:05Message for the captain.
01:14:06That's me.
01:14:09Message for the captain.
01:14:10That's me.
01:14:11Messages, messages, messages.
01:14:12That's all I get all day long.
01:14:14It's enough to drive you crazy.
01:14:15It is.
01:14:15No kidding.
01:14:16Aren't you going to read it?
01:14:17It might be important.
01:14:17Sure, Pomey.
01:14:19Sure, Pomey.
01:14:22Well, I'll find out who it's from and see what it's all about.
01:14:26Don't be afraid.
01:14:29It's the only thing this is good for is opening up letters.
01:14:33It might be very important.
01:14:36Uh-oh.
01:14:37The Admiral.
01:14:39It's important, all right.
01:14:40May I read it?
01:14:41I've always wanted to read official messages.
01:14:43Thanks, Pomey.
01:14:45Oh, how exciting.
01:14:47What is it?
01:14:47What does it say?
01:14:49Well, it's from Admiral in Command Pacific Fleet to Captain Richards.
01:14:52Commanding you as...
01:14:54Captain Richards.
01:14:56That's code.
01:14:58Richards.
01:14:58That's my code name.
01:15:00Every time they send something to me, it's always in code.
01:15:02Oh, of course.
01:15:04Special Committee aboard flagship question maneuverability of Battleships of Alabama class.
01:15:10Please provide a demonstration at your earliest possible convenience.
01:15:15Oh, how thrilling.
01:15:16Can we watch you commanding your ship?
01:15:18Please, Pomey.
01:15:19Oh, come on now.
01:15:21Oh, we've always wanted to see something like that.
01:15:23Please.
01:15:25Sure.
01:15:26Okay.
01:15:34Captain Watson speaking.
01:15:36Order the engine room to get up steam.
01:15:37Aye, aye, sir.
01:15:39And stand by your post.
01:15:41Standing by, sir.
01:15:45Adam.
01:15:46Didn't I tell you to fix the captain's communicator?
01:15:48I'm working on it, Chief.
01:15:49You can fix it later.
01:15:50I've got something more important for you to do.
01:15:54Come on.
01:16:02Get this heligrap back together as quick as you can.
01:16:07Hey, there's something we can fix.
01:16:10Give me a hand and we'll splice this up as well.
01:16:15Hey, you kids.
01:16:16Get away from that.
01:16:19Never mind the kids.
01:16:20Just keep working.
01:16:20Oh, you don't understand.
01:16:22Keep working.
01:16:24That's fixed.
01:16:25Let's go find something else.
01:16:26Here's the glass.
01:16:27Thanks, Pomeroy.
01:16:28Thank you.
01:16:30Courtesy to the captain.
01:16:36Well, I guess the steam's up by now.
01:16:38Oh, let's go out and deck and see, kid.
01:16:39Wait a minute.
01:16:40Wait a minute.
01:16:41What's the matter with you kids?
01:16:42You can't go out there.
01:16:43It ain't safe.
01:16:44But the other visitors, the deck is full of them.
01:16:47Oh, yeah?
01:16:47Well, I'll fix that up.
01:16:48Mm-hmm.
01:16:50I'll show you a thing or two.
01:16:52I'm the captain here.
01:16:53Attention, the bridge!
01:16:55Aye, aye, sir.
01:16:56Send all guests below and clear the decks for action.
01:16:58Aye, aye, sir.
01:17:03The guy must be a ventriloquist.
01:17:04And clever.
01:17:06Pass the word.
01:17:07All visitors below decks, all hands stand by to get underway.
01:17:10Clear ship for action.
01:17:17All visitors below decks, all hands stand by to get underway.
01:17:21Clear ship for action.
01:17:30Waiting anchors.
01:17:31Full speed ahead.
01:17:39Captain Richards certainly got his ship underway fast, Admiral.
01:17:42Thank you, Senator.
01:17:46Duty calls.
01:17:53How's the longitude?
01:17:55Take course north.
01:17:57North-east by north-east.
01:18:03Hey, fellas, moving up!
01:18:05Attention, bridge!
01:18:06Park the helm!
01:18:07Park the helm!
01:18:23Park the helm!
01:18:25Park the helm!
01:18:26Park the helm!
01:18:26Aye, sir.
01:18:26Starboard the helm!
01:18:27Aye, sir.
01:18:37Park the helm!
01:18:37Do something with the boats.
01:18:38Park the helm!
01:18:39High, sir.
01:18:40Park the helm!
01:18:41Park the helm!
01:18:48Do something with the boats.
01:18:50Well, sir?
01:18:51I never saw anything like it in my life, Admiral.
01:18:54How would you like to see us go into some real action?
01:18:57Oh, Captain, two!
01:18:58Oh, not two, Plum, right?
01:19:00Sure.
01:19:03Attention, a bridge!
01:19:04Man battle stations!
01:19:05Launch aircraft!
01:19:06Prepare torpedoes!
01:19:07All guns low!
01:19:08Proceed to force draft!
01:19:10Course due south!
01:19:12Get up!
01:19:13Get up!
01:19:15Get up!
01:19:16Get up!
01:19:21Get up!
01:19:22Get up!
01:19:28Get up!
01:19:28Did you notice the way Captain Richards launched his plane?
01:19:31Incredible!
01:19:44Che certo fa!
01:19:47Noi!
01:19:48Capitano è uno dei nostri gestori.
01:19:50Riturati.
01:19:51Riturati.
01:19:52Riturati.
01:19:52Riturati.
01:19:53Riturati.
01:19:53Riturati.
01:19:53Riturati.
01:19:53Cosa vuoi?
01:19:54Riturati.
01:19:56Si?
01:19:57At full speed.
01:19:58Now, who's running this boat? Me or you?
01:19:59Well, you are, sir.
01:20:00Well, I'll run it. You obey orders. Do as you're told.
01:20:02I ask.
01:20:08I'll run it.
01:20:33I'll get to the bridge. Full speed astound.
01:20:35But we're going full speed ahead, sir.
01:20:37No, no, no, no, no. Full speed astound.
01:20:40Aye, aye, sir. Full speed astound.
01:20:41Aye, aye, sir.
01:20:54Full speed astound. Full speed astound.
01:20:56Look out. Look out.
01:20:57I'm going to get hit. I'm going to get hit.
01:20:59Play the boat. Play the boat.
01:21:00Come on. Pomeroy.
01:21:02Come on. Pomeroy.
01:21:03Man, I'm aboard.
01:21:04All right. All right.
01:21:05Man, I'm aboard.
01:21:06Pull yourself together, Pomeroy.
01:21:07Man, I'm aboard.
01:21:08What happened?
01:21:08Get up.
01:21:09What is that?
01:21:10All right.
01:21:10Yeah, all right.
01:21:11Get up.
01:21:12Come on.
01:21:12Oh, boy.
01:21:13Come out of it.
01:21:13Oh, boy.
01:21:14Come on.
01:21:14I'm on.
01:21:15It's Smokey.
01:21:15Yes, I'm here.
01:21:16Smokey.
01:21:16I'm here.
01:21:17Come on.
01:21:17Did you see it?
01:21:18What?
01:21:18Corpetum.
01:21:19No, no.
01:21:19Airplane.
01:21:20Everything's all right.
01:21:21Don't work. Come here.
01:21:22Don't work.
01:21:22Come on.
01:21:23Come on.
01:21:24Come on.
01:21:30Come here.
01:21:31Come on.
01:21:32Come on.
01:21:32Come on.
01:21:32I'm going to have the slagship.
01:21:33It's all right.
01:21:34Here, here, here.
01:21:34Shh.
01:21:35What's the matter?
01:21:36Why, you dope.
01:21:37You've doped yourself.
01:21:38Sure.
01:21:39Who?
01:21:40You did.
01:21:41Oh, come on.
01:21:42Get together.
01:21:43Who?
01:21:43Fix yourself up.
01:21:45Get ready for the entertainment tonight.
01:21:46I've just had enough entertainment for a lifetime.
01:21:49Last boats.
01:21:49Boats.
01:21:50Airplanes.
01:21:51Toppedos.
01:21:57For the hundredth time, Mr. Russ Raymond, I...
01:22:00Tommy Halstead.
01:22:00Oh, whatever it is.
01:22:01My boss promised to destroy the negative.
01:22:03He double-crossed you, not me.
01:22:05Yes, of course.
01:22:05Very well.
01:22:06Don't believe me.
01:22:07I don't.
01:22:07And I won't.
01:22:09All I know is that due to your clever camera work,
01:22:11I'm right back in the spot I joined the Navy to get away from.
01:22:14If I got you out of that spot, would you forgive me?
01:22:17Sure.
01:22:18All right.
01:22:19Those women are only running after you because they think there's one chance in a million to land you.
01:22:23Cut the odds down to nothing.
01:22:25What do you mean?
01:22:27They won't run after a married man, Mr.
01:22:30Stupid.
01:22:31Oh, I see.
01:22:32Do you?
01:22:33Well, where do you think you're going, Mrs. Stupid?
01:22:38The next time, take a picture of the good side of my face.
01:22:41Starlight, star bright, first star I've seen tonight.
01:22:49Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I make tonight.
01:22:56Starlight, star bright, send me my love tonight.
01:23:05If you will, if you do, that's my wish come true.
01:23:12In my mind, my ideal is a creature so supreme.
01:23:20Let me find that she's real and not just a lovely dream.
01:23:29Starlight, star bright, first star I've seen tonight.
01:23:38Find my love so I might, hold her in my arms tonight.
01:23:53Ladies and gentlemen, would you kindly embark in the boat's car waiting for you?
01:23:57Thank you.
01:24:01Where is the Navy?
01:24:05What's the odds of liberty?
01:24:08Where is the Navy?
01:24:12Scrappy, happy, go lucky, sons of the sea.
01:24:15First in line and set to clear the deck.
01:24:18Any galoot who wants a dispute will get it in the neck.
01:24:21So gangway, don't cross our law, we're in the Navy now.
01:24:29We're in the Navy, watch dogs of liberty.
01:24:36We're in the Navy, scrappy, happy, go lucky, sons of the sea.
01:24:43First in line and set to clear the deck.
01:24:47Any galoot who wants a dispute will get it in the neck.
01:24:50So gangway, don't cross our law, we're in the Navy now.
01:25:01I bet you thought it was going to go off.
01:25:20I bet you thought it was going to go off.
01:25:35Grazie a tutti.
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