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My Lady Jane Episode 5
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00:05The crown is not my right.
00:07Why would Edward name me?
00:09I was daddy's firstborn.
00:10And now a girl is finally on the throne.
00:12And it's Jane sodding grey.
00:14I'll simply have to kill her myself.
00:17Ethians cannot survive another winter in the wild.
00:19Not with the new kings and guards.
00:21Why don't you leave him alone, you bunch of thugs?
00:24I'm Archer.
00:26Mr. Leader, Archer, why haven't you killed him yet?
00:29I'm trying my best.
00:30Edward's will.
00:31You stone it.
00:32See that box?
00:32Place it next to Queen Jane.
00:34Burst is talking about Edward making you upset.
00:38I'm glad you're here.
00:39I still need a cure and I presume you still want a divorce, so...
00:41Does our deal stand?
00:42I've never given up on anything in my entire life.
00:45Then prove it.
00:46The grooms from the West Stables have been dismissed.
00:48What does she want with the West Stables?
00:50Florentine widow-maker.
00:51It's the poison that killed Edward.
00:52They killed him together.
00:53You killed Edward!
00:54I have proof.
00:55Ahhhh!
00:57Abdicate or die!
00:59And now, a twist.
01:01Edward is alive.
01:06Once upon a time, there was a young king who was poisoned, assumed dead, but was in fact... not.
01:18Where am I?
01:19Edward.
01:21My sweet...
01:22Edward knows her face.
01:24He's seen it a thousand times on her effigy.
01:27This ancient nun is the formidable Margaret Beaufort.
01:31But to Edward, she is simply...
01:33Granny?
01:34Of course it is.
01:36We rescued you.
01:38And in the nick of time, too.
01:40Your balmy sister was about to kill you.
01:43Mary was poisoning me, I remember.
01:44Well, lucky for you, we had the antidote.
01:47Jane said there was no antidote.
01:49Veritas always think they know everything.
01:51I'm... confused.
01:53Last thing I remember, I was in my palace hiding on a window ledge and something bogged me in my
01:58head.
01:58Stop whinging.
02:01You're alive.
02:03This one is an excellent climber.
02:06She carried you out of the turret on her back.
02:08I must get back to the palace.
02:09You shall.
02:11But first rest.
02:13You are safe as kittens here with Granny.
02:16Everything at the palace is perfectly fine.
02:19Everything at the palace is not perfectly fine.
02:23You're alive.
02:28You're alive.
02:31You're alive.
02:32You're alive.
02:33In fact, Mary throttled Jane and left her unconscious and discarded on the grass like yesterday's dog poo poo.
02:39But Jane's only thought is...
02:42Guilford.
02:50Guilford.
02:51Rupert?
02:52Where's Guilford?
02:53He's safe.
02:54He's in the south middle.
03:00There were papers here.
03:01Letters.
03:02In code.
03:02I need them.
03:03Where are they?
03:04Princess Mary came.
03:06She took everything.
03:14Your Majesty.
03:18We must speak about your husband.
03:25Meanwhile, in an Aethean camp not that far away.
03:29The Scots say they want an answer within the month.
03:32And they sent a haggis.
03:34Well, you know they're serious.
03:36I hate haggis.
03:37Oh, I love haggis.
03:38I think we should accept the terms.
03:41Right, you don't like it?
03:42I didn't say that.
03:43But some people are saying that if we make an alliance with Scotland, we're just trading one verity ruler for
03:48another.
03:49Some people?
03:50You mean you and the other young fliers?
03:52The Scottish Queen promises us full rights if we fight by their side.
03:55All we have to do is help them take the English throne.
03:58Simple, isn't it?
04:01We'll get our lives back.
04:03And frankly, we don't have any other options.
04:08Go!
04:09For England and Queen Jane!
04:12Guards!
04:13It's Queen Jane!
04:15We got the guards!
04:16No!
04:42This is a disaster.
04:46I'm freaking out.
04:47This is my freaking outfit.
04:48It should be simple.
04:49Mary killed Edward.
04:50And tried to kill me.
04:51Yes, we have no proof.
04:53My throat!
04:54A fading bruise.
04:57Seymour claims she spent the night with him.
04:59If somebody had witnessed her commit this alleged attack, that would be something but as it is.
05:03No!
05:04Call the council.
05:05Oh, they're not your friends.
05:06Well, they need to know the truth.
05:08Whose truth?
05:10Mary will paint you a deranged liar and use it as a pretext to depose you.
05:15Do not underestimate her.
05:18She must have a weakness.
05:21Only one.
05:25She's a woman.
05:27I'm a woman.
05:29Yes, but you have Guildford.
05:32Men make people feel safe.
05:34It's clear.
05:34You must name Guildford your king.
05:37A-S-A-F-P.
05:38And I have come up with the requisite paperwork.
05:41My king?
05:42I don't need a king.
05:44Edward chose me.
05:45No, he chose your son.
05:46He only named you because you're marrying Guildford and...
05:49That's not true.
05:51Oh, it is. I was there.
05:52Now, don't take it personally.
05:54I mean, it's not called a queendom, is it?
05:56And a king solidifies your claim to the throne.
06:00And it makes great sense to crown you both together.
06:03Everybody loves a twofer.
06:04We can announce it at the banquet.
06:06Banquet? No.
06:08No banquet.
06:09Yes, banquet.
06:10I need to make a plan.
06:12Look, the nobility are already en route.
06:15If you want to beat Mary, get the nobility on side.
06:19Show them a good time and play by the fucking rules.
06:28Your Majesty, your mother requests your presence urgently.
06:32Tell her that I'm busy.
06:33Explain it.
06:35Oh, also, there's an odd Irish girl at the kitchen door.
06:38Begged me to give you this.
06:44Damn these weak thumbs!
06:47That's Castilian inbreeding for you.
06:49Jane's neck is as strong as oak.
06:52You thought she was dead, my love.
06:55You tried your best?
06:57What if she tells someone?
06:58She has no evidence.
07:02Squidjay, I'm worried about Bess.
07:04She's been hiding in her room all day.
07:06Perhaps she's on the blog.
07:07No, she's plotting something.
07:09You watch Bess and I'll get a real ally.
07:11What am I carried? I've got an army to raise.
07:15Into every generation, a politician is born
07:18who fancies himself as a bit of a kingmaker.
07:20Or in this case, a queenmaker.
07:25Give me that and fuck off.
07:26You'll seize your hands up.
07:30Meet Lord...
07:31Norfolk.
07:32I must take the throne at once.
07:34Jane Grey's coming for our entire verity way of life.
07:36Oh, I don't know.
07:39I don't want civil war.
07:41It.
07:42Well, if you're not going to help them, why are you even here?
07:45Perhaps it's simple nostalgia.
07:48Your father and I used to play games of Mount the Blounts around this very God.
07:53Come on.
07:56I'm not stupid.
07:58I want Jane Grey's head on a pike and I need your army.
08:03So, come on.
08:06What do you really want?
08:08When you're a queen...
08:11To be your Lord Chancellor.
08:14That position is taken.
08:18Yes.
08:19By Lord Seymour.
08:22Despicable man.
08:24His mother once told me that he always asked to be spanked.
08:29Despicable.
08:33That sack, Seymour.
08:35Replace him with me.
08:37And I'll send 5,000 men to fight for you.
08:42As for poor dear Jane.
08:53Jane.
08:57Right.
08:58That needs to be washed.
08:59All of it.
08:59Okay, yes.
09:00To the left.
09:01Left.
09:01Left.
09:02My left.
09:02The other left.
09:04Morons.
09:05Ah.
09:07Why are you alone?
09:08Where's Jane?
09:09Her Majesty sends regrets.
09:11She's refusing me.
09:12How dare she?
09:13Charles.
09:14Cat.
09:15Jolly good throne, Lady Margaret.
09:17Ah, ah, ah, ah.
09:18Margaret, stop horsing around.
09:19Horse.
09:20What was that?
09:21Idioms of simpletons.
09:23Mother, why don't we put the wine in that corner so all the guests can have a quiet place to
09:27talk?
09:28This is the first time the nobility will be meeting Jane as their queen and you always say the strongest
09:32alliances are made over big drink and small talk.
09:34Well, at least one of my progeny has been paying attention.
09:38Always.
09:39Margaret, that's enough.
09:41I received a letter this morning from the Countess of Swinford who said that she's willing to take you in,
09:48you lucky, lucky thing.
09:49What?
09:50She has been instructing girls for generations who go on to become obedient wives of minor European royalty.
09:58You're sending me away.
09:59Swinford, didn't a girl die in her care last year?
10:01No, she was always sickly.
10:03You're not the boss of me.
10:04I think you'll find I am.
10:06Now where is your blasted sister?
10:10Susanna, I am so glad to see you.
10:12Oh my God.
10:13What happened to you?
10:14Did you order your guards to attack us?
10:16What?
10:16Kingsland guards stormed our camp this morning in the name of Queen Jane.
10:20I would never order them to do that.
10:23No, please.
10:25Believe me.
10:27God, you're still bleeding.
10:28No, it's fine.
10:29Come on, let me look.
10:32I made a great sound for bruising.
10:35It's Annika.
10:37Sit down, let me look after you.
10:44Your hands are freaking freezing.
10:46Don't be such a baby.
10:48So, Queen Jane.
10:51I couldn't believe it.
10:52Neither could I.
10:55I'm sorry about Edward.
10:57Me too.
11:01Was there seriously nobody else he could think to name heir to the throne?
11:06It's very funny.
11:08Well, I don't envy you.
11:11It's a shit show out there.
11:13It's only getting worse.
11:18This won't happen again.
11:20Where are you going?
11:22To do my fucking job.
11:30My lords.
11:31My lords!
11:34I am disbanding the kings and guards.
11:37Effective immediately.
11:38Not your majesty.
11:38Silence!
11:40They are finished.
11:42And anyone caught flouting my orders will be hanged.
11:47Good day.
11:56Your majesty, if I may say, that was rather rash.
11:58Quite.
11:59The kingdom needs order.
12:00No, the kingdom needs change.
12:01And what will you tell the people when we are overrun with satanic beasts?
12:05I will tell them they have nothing to fear.
12:06The goat skin gloves.
12:07Pit stick.
12:10Jane, however, has much to fear.
12:13Especially from Mary.
12:16Fortunately, Jane's good at standing up to bullies.
12:19She has, after all, had so much training.
12:22With her mother.
12:23Your majesty.
12:25Enjoyed any diverting perambulations recently?
12:30Actually, I just perambulated all the way to my counsellors.
12:34You had a council meeting?
12:35A surprise meeting, princess.
12:38To disband the kings and guards.
12:41Pardon?
12:42Don't say pardon, say what?
12:44The kings and guard are the only thing standing between us and the Aethion plague.
12:47Not anymore.
12:49This is insanity.
12:51Aethions are vile.
12:54Disgusting aberrations of nature.
12:56The spawn of Satan must be destroyed.
12:59Swept from our lands in a cleansing fire.
13:02Who are you?
13:03You have a tender heart and a progressive mind.
13:06What on earth will your generation do next?
13:08I, for one, am intrigued to find out.
13:11Ta-ta.
13:13Dear gods.
13:15She really despises Aethions.
13:18Well, of course she does, silly goose.
13:22Go on.
13:22Oh, King Henry kicked Mary's mother Catherine out on her bony Spanish arse for Anne Boleyn.
13:30Who turned out to be an animal, both in and out of the sack.
13:35Because she was a beast.
13:37I get it, Dudley.
13:37To Mary.
13:39To Mary, beasts are not just evil.
13:41They are the root of all her unhappiness.
13:47Hatred.
13:51Her weakness is hatred.
13:55Dudley.
13:57I think I know what to do.
14:06This invitation is just the beginning, Susanna, I promise you.
14:08Let's hope Arter agrees.
14:10He could be tough.
14:13The Latin you taught me was pretty shite, but...
14:16Does this say how to cure the beast?
14:21It's research.
14:22Research?
14:23Well, I know some Aethions struggle with their condition.
14:29So much so that they'll do anything to get rid of it.
14:33So what have you found?
14:36Nothing.
14:36Because it doesn't exist.
14:38How do you know that?
14:41Do you remember the cook's son?
14:43The little boy that ran away?
14:44He heard about a cure.
14:46An establishment in London where you pay someone to hurt you when you're in Aethion form.
14:50And the pain teaches your brain or your soul or whatever to never change again.
14:55It never worked.
14:57Eventually they beat him to death.
15:03I know you want to help.
15:05And I'm grateful.
15:06And if this plan of yours works, it will change everything for us.
15:10But everyone should know there is no cure.
15:13And you must never question our right to exist ever again.
15:17Yes.
15:22Of course.
15:24You're right, I'm sorry.
15:26Please, get this to Archer.
15:31Your Majesty.
15:32Oh God, it's my mother. Come to the window.
15:38Ah.
15:39Mother.
15:40What a pleasant surprise.
15:42Jane!
15:44Jane, I've been trying to speak to you all day.
15:46I don't have time for this.
15:48Oh yes, you do.
15:53Guildford Dudley is a horse.
15:56Oh shit.
15:58I've seen it with my own eyes.
16:00I'll arrange a divorce.
16:02A week ago, that was all that Jane wanted.
16:04But now...
16:05No, you shall not.
16:08Jane.
16:10You cannot stay married to an Aethion.
16:14If I had known, I never would have...
16:17Forced me to marry him.
16:19At least I became queen.
16:21Which was obviously your plan with Dudley all along.
16:23I regret nothing.
16:25You are on the throne and I am in the palace.
16:28But we will never be safe with that so-called man by your side.
16:33You end this marriage or I will make you end it.
16:37I am the queen.
16:40You have no power to make me do anything.
16:46Oh gods.
16:48Do you love him?
16:49You do.
16:53Jane!
16:56The two most irritating things in the world.
16:59The sound of someone eating an apple.
17:01And when your mother might be right.
17:06Guildford?
17:09Guildford.
17:10Rupert told me everything.
17:11Are you hurt?
17:12Did you talk to the council?
17:13Shut up and kiss me.
17:20It is something else. What is it? Tell me.
17:22Later, but...
17:27What if...
17:28I didn't want a divorce?
17:35What if you didn't?
17:55What if...
17:57Fucking listen.
17:58I know.
18:05Do you think I like it?
18:07Of course I are.
18:11I tried finding out what it would be like.
18:13I looked in books, but there's no way.
18:16Are you intending to talk all the way through this?
18:18No.
18:20Maybe.
18:22Do you intend to keep your boots on?
18:27No.
18:43Let's begin.
19:04Wait.
19:05I don't know what to do.
19:09I really hate not knowing things.
19:14I can show you.
19:17If you want me to.
19:24I want you to.
19:33I want you to.
19:36I want you to.
19:53It takes a while, it takes a while, let's begin.
19:58That was surprisingly vigorous.
20:01I think.
20:13Mary could have killed you.
20:18I've got a plan for her.
20:19Hmm?
20:22I wrote to Archer.
20:24I invited the Aetheans to the banquet.
20:28You invited Aetheans to your coronation banquet?
20:33Mm-hmm.
20:34You're insane.
20:36The nobility will be incandescent.
20:39Mary, most of all.
20:41I'm fairly certain that she will attack me again.
20:43In this time, there'll be witnesses.
20:46Treason.
20:49It's risky.
20:52But genius.
20:55I take it you haven't told my father about this?
20:58Not in detail.
21:08Guilford?
21:08Hmm?
21:12Did you know your father asked me to name you king?
21:18It's all he's ever wanted.
21:23Is that why you married me?
21:27No.
21:31All I want is my cure.
21:36I just want my life to be mine again.
21:45Jane knows there is no cure for Aetheanism.
21:50But should she tell Guilford now and perhaps sour this blissful detumescence?
21:57Or should she wait?
22:03Or should she wait?
22:04Definitely wait.
22:19Granny, I'm just having a snooze.
22:21Get up.
22:27Who are you?
22:29No one of consequence.
22:30Ish.
22:30You're in danger.
22:32Danger?
22:33This convent happens to belong to my grandmother.
22:35I'm safe as kittens.
22:36Then why'd she lock you in?
22:38She did not.
22:42She locked me in!
22:43Ready to listen, your majesty?
22:45How do you know who I am?
22:47Look, in 30 seconds the nuns are going to come check on you.
22:49Fake a fit, grab the keys off the big one, leave the rest to me.
22:52Why should I fear a bunch of nuns?
22:54What are you going to do?
22:55Pray me to death?
22:57Anyway, why should I trust you?
23:01You could be an assassin ordered by my sister to slay me.
23:04If I wanted to slay you, sweet cheeks, you'd be slain.
23:09Last chance.
23:14Nope.
23:16I'm staying.
23:18I have very good instincts about this sort of thing.
23:20Suit yourself.
23:21Name's Fitz, by the way.
23:38Princess Bess, pack faster.
23:41We must get you safe to Granny by nightfall.
23:43I still find it so odd that Granny is a nuns.
23:47So what did she want with Edward?
23:48There's enough questions.
23:49Let's just finish backing.
23:50Let's go.
23:51Chop, chop.
23:52I still think I should warn Jane.
23:55It's the right thing to do.
23:57Leave her note.
24:31It's a strange and wonderful thing when at last you see someone as they truly are.
24:36Their flaws and virtues, gifts and curses, and realise perhaps that's what makes them perfect.
24:45If only they could see it too.
24:58Hello, Princess.
25:01A note.
25:04Warning, Jane.
25:06You are a naughty girl.
25:09I know another princess.
25:10Might consider that an act of treason.
25:13Mary's not queen.
25:14But she will be.
25:15And until that happy day arrives, I don't want you ruining her chances.
25:21Take us to Kenning Hall.
25:24Drive.
25:29Edward, you've hardly touched your spotted dick.
25:34I'm just not a big breakfast person.
25:37Thanks so much for all the TLC, you know, but I'd say that I can go soon.
25:45Not yet.
25:46Tell me, when your sister was coming to the turrets to kill you, did you feel scared?
25:54Yes.
25:56Obviously.
25:57This will be a challenge.
26:00What are you talking about?
26:04Go through your turtle!
26:07I'm a tortoise.
26:09You're an ethian.
26:10And so are you.
26:12Impossible. I would have changed a pubis.
26:17Royal men are notoriously stunted.
26:19Why, your father didn't acquire any pus on his mom's pubis till he was in his mid-twenties.
26:26Edward, you are an ethian.
26:29And you will be the first ethian king.
26:35But...
26:36How will you elicit the change?
26:39Another magic potion?
26:41That was medicine.
26:43There's no such thing as magic.
26:46So...
26:47Time to winkle out the beast within.
26:50And save the kingdom.
26:53Hmm?
26:55Don't get up!
26:57Ah, the small grey.
26:59What an interestingly violent child.
27:02You should try a real sword.
27:08There you go, poppet. You try.
27:10Whoa.
27:11The right-handed grip.
27:14Quintessential.
27:15Elephant.
27:16That the two-handed grip.
27:18Yields.
27:18More.
27:20Power.
27:21In combat.
27:23Go at it!
27:27Very good.
27:29Your mother would be proud.
27:32My mummy could fight me!
27:34Charming.
27:36I feel quite the same about my old battle-axe.
27:39Do you know the best thing about mummies?
27:41Is eventually...
27:43They all die.
27:48Ah!
27:50Fuck.
27:51Fuck.
27:56Seymour?
28:02You see, Stan, when you're crowning a king,
28:05you want something that says,
28:06I'm not here for the power, but it helps.
28:09Dad?
28:11I have to tell you something.
28:13Dudley.
28:14Darling.
28:17Lady Frances, what a pleasure.
28:19Do you like my designs for the crown of King Guildford?
28:23I need a word with you. Get out.
28:25No.
28:26I want to stay.
28:27Yeah, let him stay.
28:29It's important he learns the ways of the court.
28:31And what better tutors than us two, eh?
28:33Stanley, sit.
28:35Now, I've wine or pigeon pie if you fancy a nibble.
28:39No, I do not fancy a nibble.
28:42You told me that Jane would be queen
28:45and that Guildford would not be a problem.
28:48Well, is there a problem?
28:50He's a horse.
28:53Guildford and a horse?
28:55Gracious!
28:56I mean, what on earth would prompt you to say something like that?
29:00Stan told me.
29:02She forced me.
29:04Do you honestly think I wouldn't have found out?
29:07I thought you'd find out.
29:08But I thought there'd be nothing you could do about it.
29:10So I thought it didn't matter.
29:13We'll see about that.
29:16What a day!
29:17I made best chums with the youngest grey of all people.
29:20And guess who I just locked up at Kenning Hall?
29:25Norfolk.
29:27Seymour.
29:28I was just leaving.
29:32See you at the banquet.
29:35My men will be at the gates by midnight.
29:45I'll go outside.
29:46Him.
29:46All friendships come with a price.
29:48When I am Queen, Norfolk will be my Lord Chancellor.
29:52That's my job.
29:53Keep up.
29:53Are you firing me?
29:57You wouldn't believe what I've done for you today.
29:59We can still shag, darling.
30:02Oh, do not pounce, Seymour.
30:03You know it makes me terribly vexed.
30:06I'll get your balls out of those britches and assume the position.
30:10No, I won't.
30:11Not until you respect me professionally.
30:14And then smacky smacky bottom.
30:20Then we're through.
30:26I hope you enjoy yourself at that rancid party tonight.
30:29Alone!
30:41Everyone knows the tummy butterflies that accompany the first banquet
30:45held in one's honour.
30:47Except you, of course.
30:49You utter peasant.
31:05Hi.
31:07Hi.
31:14Hi.
31:16You look beautiful.
31:19Pick one.
31:21Hmm.
31:25Hmm.
31:32Oh.
31:33Thank the gods I needn't cut off an ear.
31:37They're lovely.
31:39They belong to my mother.
31:41Oh.
31:41Guildford, no, that's...
31:43It's too much.
31:56Before I met you I was in despair.
31:58I drank.
32:00I gambled.
32:01I fought.
32:03I fucked.
32:06Everything up.
32:10But now for the first time in my life, I have hope.
32:16You've given me hope, Jane.
32:21Jane.
32:23Guildford, I need to tell you something.
32:25Ah, there you are.
32:28Ah, the lovebirds.
32:30Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
32:31Come.
32:32Your kingdom awaits.
32:39Ready?
32:43I'm in here!
32:45In here!
32:46I'm in here!
32:47In here!
32:47In there!
33:07Thank you for coming.
33:09I'm so happy to see you again.
33:22Try the Dolphins from Season, medium rare.
33:43Well, do you love it?
33:44I love it.
33:45Come on, drinky-poo, then I will introduce you to all the right people.
33:49Your Majesty, please allow me to present the Duke of Norfolk.
33:54Your Majesty.
33:56Ah, the consort.
33:58Not for long.
34:00And Lord Scrope.
34:02He owns most of West Country.
34:04And the Midlands.
34:07Everyone always forgets the Midlands.
34:09We were just discussing the riots that have been happening in Cheapside.
34:13Oh, they're always rioting in Cheapside.
34:15Perhaps we should teach them to read instead.
34:18Well played.
34:19Well played.
34:20They said you were funny.
34:21And you are.
34:22Jane.
34:24They're rioting because of you.
34:26Princess Mary.
34:28Enchanted you could join us.
34:30What next, Your Majesty?
34:32Must be a spoon for the beast's our breakfast.
34:35Norfolk, come.
34:36I want a drink.
34:42Your Majesty.
34:44They have arrived.
34:47What's up, pussycat?
34:54There you are.
34:55Fine.
34:56Hello, Mother.
34:58Where did you get all that gut?
35:00I just don't think I look pretty.
35:01You're a widow.
35:03Not a Bankside doxy.
35:05Take it off.
35:10Pogs on her.
35:12Yeah, Pogs on her.
35:16People.
35:17People.
35:19Eyes to me.
35:19Eyes to me.
35:21Pray silence for an announcement from your Queen.
35:27As Jane looks out over the most important people in the kingdom
35:30and the man she might just love.
35:32She knows why her destiny placed her right here, right now.
35:37My loving people.
35:38To change the world.
35:40Tonight I invite each of you to reject the division and hatred of generations past.
35:46We must, again, live side by side.
35:50Peacefully.
35:51In unity.
35:54Aetheans and Verities.
35:59We must end division laws.
36:04As a message of unity, I have invited some Aethean friends to join us.
36:33this time, but what really knows I got to come points.
36:37I lost, and I have a little Dennis for a single drink and anod!
36:37And yet, you must call him aextra-game peor.
36:37And that you can hear all these guys should go.
36:38The crown won't stop at kissing my teeth, yeah
36:41I'm a boss bitch
36:45It's great to be here
36:59Princess Mary
37:02I thought you might lead us in a toast
37:09Toast
37:13You wish us to share our wine
37:16Food
37:19Air
37:20With these abominations
37:24How dare you pollute my father's palace
37:28You are not welcome here
37:29They are welcome here
37:32I invited them
37:35And I am your queen
37:39A queen
37:43You were a mistake
37:46A pernicious error
37:48Holding power by virtue of disastrous misstep
37:51Not divine right
37:53The blood of the gods runs through my heart
37:56Let's see what runs through yours
37:58When I
37:58When I
37:59When you what?
38:06Tell your queen what you'll do
38:20There is no horror to the English quite as acutely mortifying as making a nasty scene in public
38:26It's the kind of thing you see abroad
38:28And such a display from their own royal princess
38:32It's social arson
38:35Not to mention
38:37Political suicide
38:52Archer
38:53Thank you for accepting my invitation
38:59Ending division law
39:00Ending division law
39:01Was that a real proposal?
39:03Or were we invited here to be the meat in your trap?
39:06Look the truth is
39:07I grew up oblivious to the inequity in this kingdom
39:10I'm not proud to say that
39:13But I didn't see it so I didn't have to think about it
39:16But it is the only thing that matters
39:19If we do this
39:20It will take serious reconciliation between our people
39:23Time
39:25Negotiation
39:25You know
39:26Are your nebility on side?
39:27Archer
39:28The highest ranking
39:29Verity Nebility are here for the weak
39:32Stay
39:32Help me
39:33Convince them to support us
39:35I'm not a diplomat
39:37Well victory is not solely won on the battlefield
39:40Hearts and minds
39:43Yeah something like that
39:52Excuse me
39:53No no no no
39:53Hang on
39:54Hang on
39:57Listen
39:58Have you got any pineapple?
40:00No
40:01Pomegranate
40:02Do you have pomegranates please?
40:04Can't party
40:04Got no pineapple
40:05Don't want me to pineapple
40:07Go on
40:12I say could you set a point of discussion between my wife and I?
40:17Have you ever
40:19Heard of a cure?
40:22Hangover cure?
40:23Sex
40:23Eel pie
40:25No I mean a cure for
40:29Ethianism
40:30You think we need a cure?
40:33Like we're sick
40:35Cursed
40:37Diseased
40:42I'm just pissing in your boots mate
40:44Don't need one
40:45Well I don't want a cure
40:46I'm an owl
40:47I can see in the dark
40:48What the fuck can you do?
40:50Right
40:51Of course
40:54Bye
40:59Wanker
40:59I liked him
41:00Yeah
41:01I like his hair
41:03Hello
41:03Good to see you
41:05Good to see you
41:06Good to see you
41:06That's a style I haven't seen you
41:08Absolutely
41:09You as well
41:10Bye
41:10We need to talk
41:14Jane what's wrong?
41:16What's the matter?
41:22I tried to tell you last night and I didn't and
41:25Yes?
41:29There is no cure
41:35What did you just say?
41:36The Ethian cure
41:38Doesn't exist
41:39You don't know that?
41:40I do
41:42You're wrong
41:42Look apply logic
41:45Caterpillars become butterflies
41:48Tadpals, frogs
41:49Metamorphic change
41:51Is a part of nature
41:52Jane please don't know that
41:52Guildford you don't need a cure
41:55You cannot change what you are and you shouldn't have to
41:57Not for your father
41:59Not for me
42:00Not for anyone
42:02Jane please shut up
42:03It is this kingdom that needs to change
42:04Not you
42:05I disbanded the guards
42:07I could end division laws
42:08I could heal England
42:10Fuck England!
42:11Heal me!
42:17I trusted you
42:23Guildford wait
42:25Guildford please
42:26Wait
42:27I &
42:29You're!?
42:30We couldn't be much closer than
42:37They
42:38Broken bodies intertwine
42:41And that's how I actually survived dropsink
42:44And-
42:45What's that mans name?
42:46Yeah
42:47William
42:48He works for Norfolk. Nice chap, actually.
42:52Oh, please. Please introduce us.
42:56Nah. Love is dead.
43:14I like your gown.
43:16My sister dressed me.
43:25My sister dressed me.
43:26Yeah, that was bad.
43:29You!
43:30Frances!
43:31Not you, you. It's bedtime.
43:33Banquet's over.
43:37God, she's magnificent.
43:39Oh, my God, she's magnificent.
43:54Why are you following me?
43:56Easy, mate.
43:57Look, have I offended you earlier?
43:59I apologize.
44:00You didn't offend me.
44:02I just came to tell you that I was lying.
44:06There isn't a fiend cure.
44:11I don't know where to get it.
44:17Guilford?
44:19The post-party blues are agony.
44:22One minute you're celebrated by hundreds, the next you're fighting with your husband, belching dolphin, with no new plan to
44:30outwit your psychotic cousin in sight.
44:33You may leave.
44:44Your Majesty?
44:45Don't freak out.
44:47Who are you?
44:48Petunia.
44:48Edward's dog.
44:51Of course you are.
44:52I know that you need evidence to accuse Mary and Seymour.
44:56I believe I can help.
45:05Get me in the end!
45:08Die! Die!
45:10Ha!
45:10Take that!
45:12Hello, puppet.
45:13Having fun?
45:15No.
45:16My mummy's sending me to lift some nasty old bin.
45:18Says I need discipline.
45:21I'm sure Queen Jane can sort that out.
45:23She's too busy.
45:25Won't even see me this morning.
45:26Busy?
45:28Busy doing what?
45:30I mean, it also says not to talk about Jane to anyone outside the family.
45:35But your mummy is a nasty old wench, remember?
45:38Who's trying to send you away.
45:41Perhaps I can stop her.
45:42Why don't you have a seat?
45:44And tell me everything that they're up to.
45:49Well, Jane's talking to some witchy herbalist from the river market.
45:54Something about poison.
45:56Ever sourced poison from a river market flower girl in order to murder the king and replace him with your
46:01deranged paramour?
46:02Well, if you find yourself in such a predicament, dispose of all the evidence, including the flower girl.
46:12It's called being detail-oriented.
46:21A witness has come forward to confirm beyond all doubt the identity of King Edward's killers.
46:29Lord Seymour and Princess Mary.
46:33Arrest them.
46:37Miss Parker.
46:56.uma.
47:14She's gone.
47:27She's gone.
47:57She's gone.
48:28She's gone.
48:58She's gone.
49:28She's gone.
49:58She's gone.
50:28She's gone.
50:58She's gone.
51:27She's gone.
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