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In need of funds, Hardy happens to meet an old friend, now a boxing promoter, and volunteers "Battling Laurel" as the team's prizefighter, only to discover their opponent in the ring is a fearsome old nemesis.
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00:06The End
00:42Oh, boy.
00:56Ahoy there.
00:58Don't tow my sea bag around like that.
01:01My best suit is in it.
01:03Throw it over your port shoulder and full speed ahead.
01:06Aye, aye, sir.
01:29So, you're gonna get married, eh?
01:33You ungrateful little brat.
01:35After all I've done for you.
01:40If you wanna get married, what's the matter with me?
01:46I'll marry you.
01:49Sure.
01:51I don't mind.
01:54Now that I come to think of it,
01:56it's a pretty good idea.
02:03Come on.
02:07Now, how about a little kiss for the bridegroom?
02:19Hey!
02:21Good morning.
02:23What do you want?
02:24We'd like to get a room, please.
02:26All right.
02:32What kind of a room do you want?
02:34We'd like to see your floor plan, please.
02:36Floor plan?
02:37Yes, sir.
02:38We'd like a room with a southern explosion.
02:41Not explosion.
02:42Exposion.
02:43All right.
02:45All right.
02:45Practice it.
03:17So.
03:23All right.
03:25Let's go on.
03:26Oh.
03:28Oh.
03:29Boom.
03:32You're right.
03:36Boom.
03:38Boom.
05:18Upstairs.
05:19Third door on the left.
05:22Hello.
05:23Is this you, Justice?
05:25Well, say, this is Mudsy Long over to the mariner's rest.
05:28Get a ceremony I want you to perform.
05:32Me?
05:34I'm going to be married.
05:37Sure, she's conscious.
05:41Oh, yeah.
05:42All right.
05:43I'll pick up the license.
05:44Come over right away, will you?
05:47Here you go.
05:59What seems to be the trouble?
06:03She's crying with happiness.
06:05She's going to be married.
06:07Who's the lucky fellow?
06:08I am.
06:18Can you beat that?
06:20What?
06:22What a terrible cat's after me.
06:30Remember, love is blind.
06:34Come, Stanley.
06:35Let's relax and have a little game of pool.
06:39Cats are after me.
06:45Come, come, come, come, come, come.
07:03Let's go.
07:04Hello, sweetheart.
07:05Oh, I was dressed up for the win.
07:08Oh, help me.
07:09Please, help me.
07:12Oh, please, Mr.
07:13Don't let him get me.
07:14Please.
07:14What's the matter?
07:15Well, he's making me marry him, and I don't want to.
07:17You don't want to?
07:20Oh, no.
07:21Just a moment.
07:22Don't you think you're overstepping your bounds?
07:26Oh, please, don't.
07:30Run out of me, will you?
07:31Well, I'll put you where you stay.
07:33Somebody help.
07:33Hey, now, you little lady.
07:35Won't you help me?
07:35Right here.
07:36I'm going to get you.
07:36No, no, don't.
07:37No.
07:39No.
07:40No.
07:42Somebody else.
07:43Oh, yes.
07:44I'll let you go.
07:46Get in here.
07:46Get in here.
07:47Get in here.
07:48Get in here where you belong.
07:49Get in that door there.
07:50Oh, you like it.
07:53Oh, you think you're going to run away from me, do you?
07:57Well, I guess I won't let you.
07:59Oh, no, no, no, no.
08:02Never get out of here, lady.
08:04Let you.
08:04Get out of here from me on me.
08:10Try to run away on me, will you?
08:13Come on.
08:18Come on.
08:20Come on.
08:21Come on.
08:22Come on.
08:22Hello, Judge.
08:23You're just in time.
08:26Where's the bride?
08:27In here.
08:29Got your witnesses?
08:31Witnesses?
08:32Sure.
08:34Hey, you mug.
08:35Come here.
08:38You!
08:39Hey!
08:42Come here.
08:42Come here!
08:46Come on.
08:48Make it snappy.
08:50You're going to help me get married.
08:52No, no.
08:53Please, don't.
08:54We won't do it.
08:56You what?
08:56We won't do it.
08:58What?
08:58What do you mean?
08:59Just what?
09:00Give me that key.
09:06Oh, get it, Stan.
09:08Get it.
09:20I'm going to help you.
09:22I'm going to help you.
09:22Get it, Stan.
09:24Come here.
09:25Come here.
09:26Come here.
09:27Get it.
09:29Get it.
09:30Get it.
09:32Help.
09:34Come on.
09:35Let go.
10:01Oh
10:34Oh
10:35Oh
11:05Oh
11:31What do you want to do that for?
11:33He was the wrong king
11:35If I ever get my hands on you
11:54Well, that's that
11:56Let's go get something to eat
11:58You got any money?
12:01Well, I gave it to you
12:02Haven't you got it?
12:04Yes, I left it in the hotel room
12:07Oh
12:09Now what are we gonna do?
12:11Here we are without a diamond
12:12On the verge of starvation
12:15Gee, it looks like a tough winter
12:16Tough?
12:18If we don't get something to eat
12:20We won't live till winter
12:21Hey there
12:24Hello Harry
12:25Well
12:29Well
12:30Well
12:30Harry
12:31Gee, I haven't seen you in ages
12:33No
12:34My friend Mr. Laurel
12:35Mr. Bernard
12:36How do you do?
12:37What are you doing?
12:38Oh, I'm doing fine, Ollie
12:40I'm running a little fight stadium down here
12:42I'm cleaning up
12:43Gee, that's great
12:45How's things by you?
12:46Oh, just as usual
12:50What's the matter?
12:51You up against it?
12:51In a very large manner
12:54Gee, that's tough
12:56Is it?
12:57Sure is
12:58Well, don't pay for it
13:00Tell the fellow
13:01He doesn't mean to stake
13:02He means our condition
13:04Well, I didn't know
13:05I thought he was talking about
13:06Oh
13:11Oh
13:13That hurts
13:14Say, Ollie
13:15I can throw 50 bucks your way tonight
13:1850 bucks?
13:1950 bucks
13:21How?
13:22How?
13:22How would you like to go four rounds
13:23In a preliminary fight?
13:28Great
13:29Okay
13:30Meet me tonight at the stadium
13:31At 7 o'clock
13:32I'll be there
13:38Harry
13:38Huh?
13:40Could you advance me a little change on account?
13:42Why, sure
13:43How much do you want?
13:45Oh, uh
13:45About 60 dollars
13:50Here, you may as well take the whole 50
13:52Don't forget tonight
13:53Right on the dot
13:59Well, good morning
14:01Good morning
14:01How do you do, sir?
14:02How do you do, sir?
14:04Now, let's see
14:05I think I'll start off first
14:06With a bowl of clam chowder
14:08Chowder, sir
14:08A large porterhouse steak
14:10Smothered with onions
14:11Yes, sir
14:12A baked potato
14:13Dime of beans
14:14Buttered beets
14:15Accommodation salad
14:16Now, for this night
14:18I think I'll have a double portion of apple pie
14:20With a large piece of American cream cheese
14:23Yes, sir
14:24And a flagon of coffee
14:27I'll have the same
14:28Yes, sir
14:30You can't have the same
14:33Why can't I have the same?
14:35Because you've got to fight tonight
14:39One order, please
14:44To a large piece ofç±³
14:45I've been to the farm
14:45I've been to the farm
14:46To a large piece ofç±³
14:46Why, certainly
14:47I don't you
14:49I'm the manager
14:51I've been to the farm
14:52I've ever thought to eat
14:52Before I thought about it
14:53After that
14:54I don't need to know the farm
14:55To me
14:56I'm to throw it
14:57To the farm
14:58To the farm
14:58I've happened to farm
14:59To the farm
14:59I've got to
15:01The farm
15:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:21I'll bet you $10 to one that Muggsy Long wins.
17:25I'll bet you $10 to one that Muggsy Long wins.
17:26I'll take $5.
17:28It's a bet.
17:36In this corner, we have Muggsy Long.
17:44And in this corner, a newcomer to these fights, Badaling Laurel.
17:52Do you understand the rules of this fight?
17:54You're fighting the straight market for Queen's very rules.
17:56Protect yourself at all times, take it to command the referee, and no holding.
18:00Do you understand that?
18:01All right, boys, go to it.
18:23No!
18:30Hang on to him, kid. It's your only chance.
18:33What do you mean?
18:33Pull him in the clinchers, and don't let go!
18:41Take it...
18:45Don't let go!
18:50Stay it!
18:51Come on...
18:52Shoot it!
18:53Hold it down!
18:55Hold it, hold it!
18:58Take it.
19:03Come on!
19:13Come on, let's go!
19:36Come on, come on.
20:04Come on, come on.
20:07Come on, come on, come on.
20:11Come on!
20:14You win!
20:15Get him up! Get him up!
20:29He'll win!
20:36Hey, Chief, the guy in the last fight was used to roll his glove.
20:44What are you doing?
20:46I'm paying our bet.
20:47What bet?
20:49I bet on you to lose, and you double-crossed me.
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