00:00Childish Dad misbehaves at BJ's Wholesale Grounded.
00:03Hey Dave, me and the kids need to go to BJ's Wholesale to buy some things that we need at
00:08home.
00:09Can I come with you?
00:11Dave, I expect you to be on your best behavior while we're there, please do not screw me over.
00:17Oh, I will be on my best behavior.
00:19You better. Anyways, we leave right now.
00:32Alright family, let's go see what is on our list and start shopping.
00:40The total will be $78.
00:43Hey Catherine, may I go get a cherry ice cream from the cafe?
00:48Yeah, sure, you can get something from the cafe.
01:00Wait, what? What? Out of order?
01:04Well Dave, it looks like the ice machine is not working at the moment.
01:08So, let's go straight home.
01:11No, this has to be some kind of joke. I want my cherry ice cream right now.
01:16Please respond, please respond. I want my cherry ice cream right now.
01:20Dave, why would the machine be working if there is an out of order sign?
01:25You idiot, the machine is not working. You can get a regular fountain drink, or we can go straight home.
01:36No, I don't want a regular fountain drink. I want to get a cherry ice cream right now.
01:41But Dave, the ice machine is not working at the moment. What else can I say?
01:47Well, it looks like Daddy's going to throw another one of his childish temper tantrums.
01:52Dave, don't start.
02:05What?
02:10I want a cherry ice cream. I want a cherry ice cream. I want a cherry ice cream. I want
02:17a cherry whunt.
02:17I want a chill I see, I want a chill I see, I want a fucking chill I see
02:24Dave, stop it, the icy machine is broken, and there is nothing we can do about it
02:29You can get a regular fountain drink, or we can go straight home
02:34No, I want a fucking chill I see
02:44Dave, let's go, now
02:45You don't want a fountain drink at all, totally fine
02:49Looks like you have no other option but to come straight home with US right now
02:53What is going on over here?
02:59I want a chill I see, I want a chill I see, I want it right fucking now
03:03Jesus fucking christ
03:05Why can't we get the machine repaired right now so I can have my chill I see right this goddamn
03:10second
03:13Excuse me, but this behavior of yours needs to come to an end.
03:17The icing machine is broken, and there is nothing you can do about it.
03:21So get the hell out of my store now.
03:23Dave, Franklin, Johnson, come with US Home right this instant, or else we will get in serious trouble by the
03:30manager.
03:31You're not getting HREIC and that is a capital final.
03:55Why the fuck is it so complicated to get the Chow-Lang-C?
03:59Oh, oh, oh my god.
04:01Dave, Franklin, Johnson, what the fuck is wrong with you right now?
04:09I cannot believe you're lying on the floor, kicking and screaming like an 18-year-old.
04:14This has been fucking unacceptable.
04:17Get the fuck up off the floor and get out of my store, or else I will call the police
04:21to escort both of you out.
04:23Boy, I've never seen a grown man act like an 18-year-old in my store.
04:27It looks like I'm going to have some fun recording this.
04:30Everyone, this is Ryan Leroy, the owner of ABJS Wholesale.
04:35This is a grown man acting like an 18-year-old, kicking, screaming, and crying on the floor, throwing a
04:40temper tantrum, all because the icing machine is temporarily out of order.
04:45Get your popcorn, and get ready to life with his crazy child behavior.
04:53Oh, and he's crying like a newborn baby.
04:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
04:59This is so fucking hilarious.
05:25Oh my fucking god, Dave, the manager is recording you.
05:28Oh, this is so embarrassing.
05:30Hey, you black-ass fucker evil man.
05:33Stop fucking recording me.
05:34You're never.
05:35That is not fucking funny.
05:37No, I will not stop recording.
05:39This is way too funny.
05:41You're the only grown-up man in the world who acts like a two-year-old child, and throws a
05:45tank from when things don't go your way.
05:47Like the icing machine being broken.
05:50You are now banned from this store for six months.
05:52Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
05:54Stop fucking recording me.
05:56Whatever.
05:58That was seemingly important.
06:00Well, go on ahead.
06:01It's not going to work.
06:03Now, get out of my store, or your next destination will be the police station or prison.
06:07Well, I'll go on ahead.
06:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:48Oh, oh, oh.
06:53I am boycotting BJs for having broken IC machines.
06:57This is fucking retarded.
06:59Fuck BJs, fuck BJs, fuck BJs, fuck BJs, fuck BJs, fuck BJs, fuck BJs, fuck BJs, fuck BJs.
07:16oh please for christ's sake get out of the store right freaking now now now now now now now now
07:25now
07:25now boy i can't wait to post you on youtube
07:30oh that it i have had a no i have fucking asked you to stop fucking recording me and you
07:40keep recording me
07:41that's it if you're not gonna fucking stop recording me and get the machine fixed i will smash your phone
07:46on the ground so fucking hard it would be impossible to fix watch me bitch the next i'll destroy the
07:51store
07:52no you're not touching my brain you are from 1710 promax that i just got last christmas
07:58the wife of this crazy man child drank his butt out of the store or else i will have to
08:03call the cops to
08:03force you out okay bitch this is your last fucking chance stop the recording of the ic machine fixed
08:10or i will fucking destroy everything in the store that is their fucking order do it wait no no no
08:17no okay bitch
08:19you're asked for it
08:39hey absolutely not but it's not okay sir i'm out of the fucking store right now
08:45you are permanently banned from this bj's wholesale forever
08:48you will pay for all of the damages done to the fucking store you just caused
08:52get the fuck up and come outside right now
09:12oh no macho
09:15why
09:17i want to get out i want to get out
09:18why
09:21oh
09:21oh
09:21oh
09:21Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
09:28-oh-oh...
09:37Oh-oh. Dave Franklin Johnson.
09:39How freaking dare you destroy ABJ's wholesale over the stupid IC machine being out of order.
09:46I was so relieved that you would be on your best behavior and not act up,
09:50But no, you had to throw a huge meltdown over the stupid icing machine being broken.
09:56Tax it, now you will be staying in this jail cell for 30 fucking days,
10:00and when you get out, you are grounded for an additional 30 years after that.
10:04Now, go to sleep, and think about the bad little boy that you are,
10:08or should I say, bad behaving man-child husband.
10:12And before you go, the BJ's manager posted your huge violent temper tantrum on YouTube,
10:17and it will be going viral very soon.
10:21Whoa! I demand you lock up the BJ's manager in jail and demand him to take down the video right
10:26now.
10:27No can do, it is staying on YouTube forever, and this is a life lesson,
10:32never throw huge violent temper tantrums out in public.
10:36Now, like what Catherine said to you, go to sleep, and think about the crap you have committed.
10:41You will be released out in 30 days.
10:45Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
10:52I will sue that black motherfucker, along with Catherine and the police officer in court.
10:57I can't fucking believe that manager is so fucking able to humiliate me like that.
11:01Why does no one understand me?
11:02Whoa!
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