00:00Childish dad poops in the pool grounded.
00:02All right, family. Today we are going to the community pool to go swim in today.
00:07So you guys should get changed in your swimsuits before we get in the car.
00:11Oh, boy. I love going to the pool.
00:14Dave, you better not act childish while we are at the pool.
00:17If you do, you know what will happen.
00:22Oh, boy. I'm going to play at the water park.
00:26No!
00:27Dave, you are too big for the slide.
00:29This water playground is only for babies and toddlers,
00:33so come with us to the big pool instead.
00:38Dave Franklin Johnson, what the hell is your problem?
00:41You do not roar at me like that.
00:43That was plain rude, Dave.
00:45I am giving you three chances to behave,
00:47and you just got your first strike.
00:49Two more than you are grounded.
01:05Dave, what did I tell you about going to the baby water park?
01:09That is your second strike.
01:11Now you are at one move and you are grounded.
01:28I'm going to pull up in the pool.
01:38Oh, my God, why the fuck is the water turning brown?
01:42Is that a shit turd?
01:43Oh, my God, I am getting out of here.
01:45Brian, Emma, out of the pool right now.
01:48The water is turning brown.
01:56All of you family, I am going to ask you all to leave the premises
02:00because your husband took a massive poop inside the pool.
02:03Not okay.
02:04You all are banned from Lasker Community Pool
02:06until your husband can learn how to act like a normal mature grown-up.
02:10Dave, Frankie, Frankie, Johnson, don't tell me you took a massive shit inside the pool.
02:17You did not.
02:18How could you?
02:20That's it.
02:21We are all going home, and you will be punished, big time.
02:29Why are you yelling and doing so mean to me?
02:32Wow, just wow.
02:34I never saw a grown man act like a one-year-old in my life.
02:37Not even in my four years working here at this pool,
02:40and I never saw an incident come from a grown man like that.
02:44This is extremely childish and immature,
02:46and sir, you are embarrassing not only yourself,
02:49but everyone around you also, including me.
02:56Why have you called me childish,
02:59and also the other way you call me immature too?
03:02That was so cruel of you to do that to me.
03:04Wow.
03:06Well, because it is true, you are, now, I will only tell you once, leave, or I will have to
03:12do this the hard way to you.
03:18Let me play in the pool, let me play in the pool, let me play in the pool, let me
03:23play in the pool, you entitled Karen.
03:27Wow, real mature of you, sir, kicking and screaming on the floor like a two-year-old, that is real
03:33grown-up.
03:33Okay, now you are pissing me the fuck off, leave, my, property, right, now, this is your last chance, either
03:40leave, or I will call the cops on all of you.
03:43Move until you let me play in the pool some more, you will title Karen, or crying out loud, let
03:48me play in the pool, let me play in the pool.
03:52Error.
04:05Error.
04:07Error.
04:14Error.
04:15GAAAA GAAAAaa
04:22GAAAAA
04:35GAAAAA
04:38FAAA
04:40TECK
04:43Haha
04:45Because
04:45Hahaha
04:48живот
04:49Huh
04:55Huh
05:16Alright, you asked for it. I'm calling the cops to escort you all out.
05:20Oh, you do not have to do that. I'm going to carry him out right now. I got this under
05:25control.
05:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
05:28no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
05:31no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:33Unbelievable, Dave. You got your assault kicked out of the community pool, all because you pooped in the pool.
05:38What the hell is your deal, Dave?
05:40I am very sorry, Catherine. I thought it would be funny.
05:44Really? Funny to poop in the pool?
05:47No way!
05:49There is absolutely nothing funny about squatting pooping inside the pool.
05:53That is extremely disgusting, and you should know better than that.
05:57Were you not potty trained or what?
05:59Catherine, I really am sorry for pooping in the pool.
06:02I really mean that.
06:04Your apology will not work this time, Dave.
06:07You ruined our time at the pool and this is all you're young doing.
06:10If you never took a massive poop inside the pool, we would not be going straight home.
06:15But your stupid childish mind decided to poop in the pool and cause a huge problem back there.
06:21Oh look, we are home.
06:26You are so grounded for two full weeks for what you did.
06:29Go upstairs right now.
06:31I don't want to see your face for the rest of the day.
06:35Why?
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